Dr. Strangelove - Precious Bodily Fluids

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  • @romilrh
    @romilrh Před 2 lety +1316

    This man had the most intense post-nut clarity of all time.

    • @rvkice23
      @rvkice23 Před 2 lety +156

      no nut. He's not afraid of women. But he does deny them his life essence.

    • @mightytaiger3000
      @mightytaiger3000 Před 2 lety

      your mothers really damaged you guys, didn't they?

    • @aluisious
      @aluisious Před 2 lety +39

      @@rvkice23 That one time, though.

    • @JagerFrostTroll
      @JagerFrostTroll Před 2 lety

      Moron, he was practicing semen retention.

    • @julianborges1569
      @julianborges1569 Před 2 lety

      Haha

  • @salacioust6616
    @salacioust6616 Před 7 lety +911

    "Luckily, I was able to interpret these feelings correctly."
    One of my favorite lines in movie history.

    • @romilrh
      @romilrh Před rokem +47

      First ever film to depict post-nut clarity

    • @duellingscarguevara
      @duellingscarguevara Před rokem +8

      It was a magical era...Angela Lansbury asking “how many, varieties of communists in congress”, in the Manchurian Candidate is up there.

    • @MarcillaSmith
      @MarcillaSmith Před rokem +1

      @@romilrh No, sorry.

    • @sartorious56
      @sartorious56 Před rokem

      @@duellingscarguevara "Jessica Tandy, asking “how many, varieties of communists in congress”, in the Manchurian Candidate"-- do you mean Angela Lansbury?

    • @duellingscarguevara
      @duellingscarguevara Před rokem

      @@sartorious56 sorry yes, one of the funniest lines In film. I think autocorrect did that, I know the “fly on little yellow bird” lady well enough, (from the portrait of Dorian Grey). The boys are editing my posts. An earlier one is altogether gone. (They can do it, quite legally).

  • @dasein9980
    @dasein9980 Před 8 lety +2095

    "I do not avoid women, Mandrake. But I do deny them my essence."

    • @OpusBuddly
      @OpusBuddly Před 8 lety +94

      And hence no little bastards running around!

    • @arenring505
      @arenring505 Před 8 lety +99

      "Women sense my power and they seek the life essence." I know this to be true!! They melt in my mere presence and wish to become one with me!!! But Mwhahhhaaahaaaaaa!!! Semen retention is empowering!!! Fuck a sexy feminist good but deny her empowerment. She wants to be empowered she's gotta obey my every command!!!!

    • @dasein9980
      @dasein9980 Před 8 lety +131

      ".... Communist subversion, communist infiltration, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impify all our precious bodily fluids!"

    • @999klondike
      @999klondike Před 8 lety +36

      +Thomas Begen All that cigar smoking made him impotent.

    • @dasein9980
      @dasein9980 Před 8 lety +55

      Poppycock, 999klondike. General Ripper did not inhale or impurify his precious bodily fluids.

  • @AdmiralZinji
    @AdmiralZinji Před 7 lety +1218

    "...Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly."

    • @AdmiralZinji
      @AdmiralZinji Před 7 lety +42

      Story of my life.

    • @Joebonjoe
      @Joebonjoe Před 3 lety +7

      i even use to say many of gen. rippers shit-phrases until this days, some people immediately say ,,whaaaat,, It's even funnier if you see the irritated faces of people because they actually think that I made this up myself, especially with young punks or hip hopers, you immediately look like an ayed-in-the-wool politician from another time

    • @praetoriandorn3154
      @praetoriandorn3154 Před 3 lety +14

      @Suffer No Fools Ripper is 100% Alpha

    • @Fummy007
      @Fummy007 Před 3 lety

      lol

    • @dark_mode
      @dark_mode Před 2 lety +13

      Post nut syndrome

  • @Tindometari
    @Tindometari Před 10 lety +1142

    That camera angle was absolute genius.

    • @alejoparedes2388
      @alejoparedes2388 Před 5 lety +68

      Absolutely. This isn't just funny as hell, it's also an impeccable work of filmmaking.

    • @halfaworldaway
      @halfaworldaway Před 5 lety +9

      Oh my god, ikr?!

    • @moshomaniac1
      @moshomaniac1 Před 5 lety +49

      Kubrick was always amazing with the camera, angles, and playing with light. A true genius.

    • @doutorestranhoamor
      @doutorestranhoamor Před 5 lety +28

      He is truly a magnificent genius, when you see the movies you understand why Kubrick was so called a perfectionist, he was very commited to his art

    • @pod9363
      @pod9363 Před 5 lety +21

      Even though he's sitting below Mandrake, the angle looks like he's towering :O

  • @babler11
    @babler11 Před 9 lety +1984

    I just realized on another level how ludicrous and awesome this movie is. The world is completely annihilated in nuclear holocaust because this crazy general felt empty after having sex and drew the conclusion that the reason was an international communist conspiracy.

    • @MrLimborace
      @MrLimborace Před 9 lety +77

      Brilliant you discovered the wheel....must be under 30.

    • @stiggyh
      @stiggyh Před 8 lety +41

      +Electric Wolf and he's smoking a cigar and of course it can't have anything to do with that -

    • @kylejosephsen9388
      @kylejosephsen9388 Před 8 lety +93

      Maybe it's because he's denying women his essence...

    • @MrLimborace
      @MrLimborace Před 8 lety +27

      Undoubtedly a "turgid" fellow.

    • @aramfingal5180
      @aramfingal5180 Před 7 lety +58

      Sounds more like he lost his erection during sex. He says "during" not "after" and seems embarrassed to talk about it and proud of the fact it hasn't happened again.

  • @diddlididdli1376
    @diddlididdli1376 Před 8 lety +430

    Back when you weren't bombarded with dramatic music every damn scene

    • @Kunsoo1024
      @Kunsoo1024 Před 3 lety

      What music would work here?

    • @daaavid6344
      @daaavid6344 Před 3 lety +35

      @@Kunsoo1024 none, is perfect the way it is

    • @Jayenh
      @Jayenh Před 3 lety

      Watch Day of the Jackal (original!)

    • @mrsirman2177
      @mrsirman2177 Před 3 lety +5

      @@Kunsoo1024 cardi B probably

    • @RossSmith-wd5mj
      @RossSmith-wd5mj Před 2 lety

      @@Kunsoo1024 'Magical Mystery Tour`

  • @sidDkid87
    @sidDkid87 Před 9 lety +627

    *"Women sense my power - and they seek the life essence"* ~ General Jack D. Ripper . . . Easily one of the top 5 films of all time - Kubrick was a genius - imho -

    • @stevenpaul6999
      @stevenpaul6999 Před 9 lety +2

      awesome

    • @bonaygoldhagen1831
      @bonaygoldhagen1831 Před 9 lety

      That and the raven

    • @bonaygoldhagen1831
      @bonaygoldhagen1831 Před 9 lety +2

      Forevermore

    • @remc70
      @remc70 Před 9 lety +7

      sidDkid87 I wonder back in the 60’s and the 70’s with all the end of the world fear mongering and duck & cover and Kennedy death is when are country started to fall a part.

    • @JDLamps1
      @JDLamps1 Před 8 lety +7

      +sidDkid87 "I was overcome with a profound sense of fatigue"

  • @fredfinks
    @fredfinks Před 10 lety +467

    I love Mandrake's attempts to humour and calm Ripper and his eventual realization that he has gone batshit insane.
    C'mon, why dont you and i put our guns down and just talk it over. Yes, Jack!

    • @ksztyrix
      @ksztyrix Před 6 lety +24

      fredfinks He is most sane person in whole movie

    • @broadbandislife
      @broadbandislife Před 5 lety +11

      @@ksztyrix In all fairness Prez Mufley is pretty on the level too.

    • @lagrangepoint9386
      @lagrangepoint9386 Před 4 lety

      @@ksztyrix Ah yes, always blame the Jews.

    • @lordpendragon4867
      @lordpendragon4867 Před 4 lety +18

      Mandrake almost had problems with Coca Cola company

    • @fatheroflatus
      @fatheroflatus Před 3 lety +1

      @@lordpendragon4867 It's on accounta them pre-versions.

  • @BionicGroin
    @BionicGroin Před 10 lety +592

    The last 20 seconds sums up my approach to romance. They'll never get my bodily fluids.

    • @neversaynever234
      @neversaynever234 Před 10 lety +3

      hahaha!

    • @GearyDigit
      @GearyDigit Před 7 lety +24

      Is that because they never give you the chance?

    • @adelarsen9776
      @adelarsen9776 Před 7 lety +13

      Hillary is coming to get your fluids and your guns.

    • @adelarsen9776
      @adelarsen9776 Před 7 lety +1

      aachelabelaaron Will that have fluoridated water in it ?
      She is probably so full of commy fluids that she won't notice.
      Best to put in Nitric acid and go for the witches eyes....

    • @adelarsen9776
      @adelarsen9776 Před 7 lety

      aachelabelaaron In a "Stay Behind Force" the answer is yes.
      Everything is adaptable for use in Goo Rilla warfare.

  • @commanderkeen3787
    @commanderkeen3787 Před 2 lety +81

    The look on Peter Seller's face as he subtly realizes that Sterling Hayden has gone insane

    • @773SleepyHollow
      @773SleepyHollow Před 2 lety +6

      And the thing is, some say that Sellers was fairly bonkers in real life.

    • @LandersWorkshop
      @LandersWorkshop Před 2 lety +1

      @@773SleepyHollow To do his whole thing it's probably essential to be insane.

    • @GRasputin91
      @GRasputin91 Před měsícem

      Even better the discomfort on his face as Jack sits down on the couch next to him 😂

  • @kristinarain9098
    @kristinarain9098 Před 8 lety +164

    "There will only be one course of action... *Total commitment.* "
    ♡♡♡

    • @pervasivedoubt150
      @pervasivedoubt150 Před 7 lety +6

      Кристина Дождь I love that line. It's really impactful.

  • @Kitties_are_pretty
    @Kitties_are_pretty Před 5 lety +391

    They're putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggin' frogs gay.

    • @nojoke1976
      @nojoke1976 Před 4 lety +27

      It’s true tho, look up the effects of endocrine disruptor on wildlife it fuck up their organism

    • @ivan8960
      @ivan8960 Před 3 lety +17

      They are. Atrazine (made by Syngenta, now wholly owned by the communist chinese). Atrazine is banned in the EU but not in the United States.

    • @Kitties_are_pretty
      @Kitties_are_pretty Před 3 lety +20

      ​@@ivan8960 The Red Chinese are attacking the masculinity of our frogs. This is only the first step.

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr Před 3 lety +8

      @@ivan8960 I think its the way that sentence interprets environmental pollution as some sort of crack pot conspiracy which makes it rideculous.

    • @tedwojtasik8781
      @tedwojtasik8781 Před 3 lety +14

      How do you know the chemicals are making the frogs gay? Maybe they were gay before, maybe its a frog lifestyle choice and just like people in the 70's, a certain segment of the amphibian is proudly coming out and declaring their identity. If a frog wants to be gay what business is it of yours?

  • @RobertSmith-bz5ug
    @RobertSmith-bz5ug Před 10 lety +343

    Hollywood has often talked of a remake. Some movies can never be remade.
    To remake this film is like saying the incredible and unique talents of Peter Sellers, George C. Scott, Sterling Hayden, Slim Pickens, and of course Stanley Kubrick didn't make it the classic it was and always will be.

    • @GClephMusique
      @GClephMusique Před 10 lety

      I dunno bro. that general is key lol

    • @barryaiello3127
      @barryaiello3127 Před 10 lety +26

      Let's hope, no, lets pray no one is stupid enough to attempt to "re-boot" a movie as perfect as this one is.

    • @barryaiello3127
      @barryaiello3127 Před 10 lety +6

      *****
      Agree, and it's just so perfect as is, the very definition of "black comedy"..

    • @oscardump
      @oscardump Před 10 lety +6

      They could remake the "theme" of this movie, but it would be entirely different, and awful.

    • @joeyxl3456
      @joeyxl3456 Před 8 lety +5

      +Robert Smith ...and don't forget Keenan Wynn with the Coca Cola Company line.

  • @moshomaniac1
    @moshomaniac1 Před 2 lety +107

    Kubrick was such a masterful director. This scene is so effective with the camera angle, lighting, etc. The fact that this film was made right after the Cuban missile crisis makes the film even more daring.

    • @davisworth5114
      @davisworth5114 Před 2 lety

      no, it was made after JFK was killed.

    • @kayzeaza
      @kayzeaza Před rokem +3

      @@davisworth5114 no the film was filmed before the Kennedy Assassination. The first test screening of the movie was actually suppose to be November 22nd, 1963, the day Kennedy was killed. So the film release was pushed back to January 1964. So it was already done by the time of kennedy’s death but released after

  • @samizdatbroadcasts7654
    @samizdatbroadcasts7654 Před 9 lety +659

    Decades before Alex Jones ...

    • @apc9079
      @apc9079 Před 6 lety +3

      Hehe your joke from 2 years ago just made me chuckle. Inception.

    • @FTZ360
      @FTZ360 Před 5 lety +23

      +Rick O'Shay - He's making a joke about both the General's and Alex Jone's paranoid obsession with chemicals in our water sapping our masculinity, not just about any old conspiracy.
      Jones said "What do you think tap water is? It's a gay bomb, baby... I don't like 'em putting chemicals in the water that turn the freakin' frogs gay!"
      Meanwhile, General Ripper claims that commies don't drink water because fluoridation is a commie conspiracy to sap our "essence".

    • @marquisewilliams3904
      @marquisewilliams3904 Před 5 lety +3

      If only Precious Bodily Vitality existed...

    • @michellemichelle707
      @michellemichelle707 Před 5 lety +4

      @@marquisewilliams3904 You know I really do hate the Americans that are so fixated on the whole tap water thing. In my country, we do not at all have acces to purified water. We have to buy at absurd prices from independant water purifiers. Because the goverment cannot afford, to provide free and purified water to anyone.
      In America, they have it for free and pure and then they claim it's got chemicals that makes them gay. What freakin' gives?

    • @photobro123
      @photobro123 Před 4 lety +4

      Crazy people have been around long before alex jones...

  • @drewid88
    @drewid88 Před 3 lety +52

    Those little whimpers from Sellers are an absolutely masterful piece of understated acting.

    • @Jauhl1
      @Jauhl1 Před rokem +2

      Funny thing is that it's not acting. He is desperately trying not to laugh. His choked whimpers was kept in the clip since it sounds nervous, but it wasn't scripted.

  • @sneadh1
    @sneadh1 Před 7 lety +89

    Dr. Strangelove is as relevant a warning today as when it was made.

    • @politicalpartyagnostic268
      @politicalpartyagnostic268 Před 2 lety +8

      Perhaps more so.

    • @clarkavenue6654
      @clarkavenue6654 Před 2 lety +4

      Yep

    • @dkupke
      @dkupke Před 2 lety +1

      A common strain among these crazy militias popping up all over is that they don’t allow themselves to masturbate because they must “preserve their bodily fluids.”

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 Před 2 lety +2

      @@politicalpartyagnostic268 Lol not even close, are you crazy? You have no sense of the context this movie was made. Nothing today compares to the Cuban Missile Crisis, to name just one.

    • @zinodz8774
      @zinodz8774 Před 2 lety +1

      @@LordVader1094 you the guy who bet his life on it ?

  • @sumeetdadwal9313
    @sumeetdadwal9313 Před 7 lety +105

    I first became aware of it mandrake during the physical act of love. This line always cracks me up no matter how many times i hear it.

    • @RyanToolbox
      @RyanToolbox Před 3 lety +6

      Thankfully I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. LOL

    • @kimmolaine8069
      @kimmolaine8069 Před rokem +1

      He will never allow himself to feel vulnerable again.

    • @davidgifford8112
      @davidgifford8112 Před 2 dny

      Of course that was way before he became a Brigadier, back then he was known a “Major Droopy”

  • @-dash
    @-dash Před 2 lety +629

    I love how coherent he is _right_ up until he mentions the fluids. Once he mentions the fluids, it all breaks down into absurdity, and its clear that he's out of his mind.

    • @bellinghammond
      @bellinghammond Před 2 lety +47

      and that one additional comment is used to undermine all the *lucidity* that came before it...

    • @AnotherPilot1
      @AnotherPilot1 Před 2 lety +44

      Had your vaccine yet?

    • @JackJackKcajify
      @JackJackKcajify Před 2 lety +34

      At the very start, he seems very convicing, i thought he was going to continue to bluff the collaboration of the the president and pentagon, but then once he says " there is no possibility of returning the wing, there will be only one course of action open. total commitment." After he says that you realize he did this himself, and hes a certain type of crazy.
      But then when he mentions fluids you realize hes totally insane and absurd.

    • @JackJackKcajify
      @JackJackKcajify Před 2 lety +1

      @Jim C. you dont know fuck all about medications

    • @najneindustrijaliziraniji
      @najneindustrijaliziraniji Před 2 lety +26

      dude, he is straightforward paranoid nutcase from the beginning

  • @gaozhi2007
    @gaozhi2007 Před 10 lety +96

    This movie will make you a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus. And purify your precious bodily fluids.

  • @drewid88
    @drewid88 Před 3 lety +70

    The final line of that speech drops in out of nowhere,, like an ice cube down the back of the neck. And Sellers whimpering noises responses during the "essence" bit are utterly genius

  • @gibbynyc6482
    @gibbynyc6482 Před 3 lety +19

    hollywood could use a few Sterling Haydens. He left school at sixteen and went to sea. By the time he was 21 he had his captain's papers and was skipper of a cargo schooner that he took around the world. He tried acting and made two movies right before WW2 started. He quit to go to war. In WW2 he was a marine who was recruited into the OSS (precursor to the CIA). He spent the war in Yugoslavia behind Nazi lines where he commanded fishing boat that was used to rescue downed fliers and smuggle them to safety, deliver weapons to the resistance and conduct recon voyages of Naxi held waters. After the war he returned to movies and carved out a unique career that lasted three decades.When he got fed up with Hollywood nonsense he'd take to the water again and sail wherever his whims led. He lived...really lived and brought all of that to the screen.

    • @sattva6089
      @sattva6089 Před 3 lety +2

      Thanks for this, you elaborate him so well

  • @formivore
    @formivore Před 13 lety +199

    What a great performance. I love the slow burn as you realize this guy goes from military crazy, to McCarthyite crazy, to totally batsh*t insane crazy.

    • @brandonmassey6158
      @brandonmassey6158 Před rokem +2

      Project venona

    • @pattate9636
      @pattate9636 Před rokem +2

      Curtis LeMay levels of crazy.

    • @finnw8231
      @finnw8231 Před rokem

      That's the point they're all basically the same.
      All of the people have crippling insecurity, weird sexual pathology and are constantly in fear. That's what drives the pseudo religious anti communist zeal

    • @davidgzesh8952
      @davidgzesh8952 Před rokem

      Sterling Hayden was largely underappreciated. If you liked his dleivery in this movie, go watch him in Johnny Guitar, opposite Joan Crawford

    • @SamuelFeltman-gs4hm
      @SamuelFeltman-gs4hm Před 11 měsíci

      @@pattate9636 His character was based directly off of Curtis Lemay, right down to the cigar chomping. Crazy fuck

  • @qetoun
    @qetoun Před 7 lety +60

    I live by his teachings.

  • @garrison968
    @garrison968 Před 11 lety +45

    One of the greatest films ever made.
    You will go far to find another comedy as well directed as this one.
    Plus the case is spot on, especially Scott, Sellers and Peter Bull.

  • @hankwicklund2182
    @hankwicklund2182 Před 6 lety +28

    GGTOW: Generals Going Their Own Way

  • @verisimilidude1
    @verisimilidude1 Před 6 lety +21

    Perhaps one of most underrated actors in film history. Absolutely brilliant...

  • @mattj2217
    @mattj2217 Před 12 lety +43

    god how did the guy playing Ripper deliver this with a straight face. Brilliant.

    • @Graymenn
      @Graymenn Před rokem +4

      he was being serious, didnt even know he was being filmed actually.

    • @tedwojtasik8781
      @tedwojtasik8781 Před rokem +7

      Sterling Hayden was a very interesting dude. He never studied acting, looked at acting as just another job, and let the directors direct him and boom. Some reporters asked what his secret was and he replied, "I just learn the lines and do as I'm told." Hayden was actually a sailor, loved boats and loved the sea and acted only as a means to support that lifestyle and maintain his boat. When he was sailing no amount of money could lure him back to shore.

    • @nononononononono379
      @nononononononono379 Před 11 měsíci +2

      ​@tedwojtasik8781 he also fought with Tito's partisans in Yugoslavia. He was a communist himself but was coerced by the FBI to giving up the names of other known communists in Hollywood. His career was essentially over , at least for major roles, until Kubrick begged him to play the part. The idea that Hayden is even playing this role was a joke in itself, and one of the best casting bets ever made.

    • @Materialist39
      @Materialist39 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@nononononononono379extremely sad that someone who fought with Tito got squeezed by McCarthyism but what a cathartic role it must have been to play

    • @LordUnas
      @LordUnas Před 5 měsíci

      Reportedly Peter Sellers himself had trouble keeping a straight face during these scenes with Sterling Hayden. There is another scene where General Ripper is cajoling Mandrake, putting his arm around him, and the latter is laughing very nervously at Ripper’s total insanity and his own inability to do anything about it. This was actually Sellers struggling to keep it together because he found Hayden so absurdly hilarious that he was on the verge of breaking the whole time, which Hayden was aware of and so was deliberately trying to wind Sellers up. It made for an amazing scene.

  • @Digscomics
    @Digscomics Před 8 lety +56

    Ripper kind of reminds me of one of my old co-workers. Mandrake's reactions are pretty much the same as mine.

  • @Alenthas
    @Alenthas Před 7 lety +518

    Alex Jones watched this and thought it was a documentary.

    • @joeyxl3456
      @joeyxl3456 Před 7 lety +41

      it is

    • @valhallaforever1
      @valhallaforever1 Před 7 lety +29

      Frogs are turning gay. What do you think is causing that?

    • @ciamarrajohn
      @ciamarrajohn Před 7 lety +4

      stay woke

    • @GoatzombieBubba
      @GoatzombieBubba Před 5 lety +7

      WE do not need fluoride, it is a toxic chemical.

    • @kcgilford518
      @kcgilford518 Před 5 lety +11

      Actually, according to Daniel Ellsberg, who leaked the Pentagon Papers and also was involved in US nuclear "readiness" plans, Dr. Strangelove is a documentary; that is, a base commander could (and maybe still can, Ellsberg is not sure) start WWIII on his/her own.

  • @recnepsgnitnarb6530
    @recnepsgnitnarb6530 Před 8 lety +135

    Sterling Hayden did this in one take. True skill.

    • @arenring505
      @arenring505 Před 8 lety +29

      old movies did longer cuts... old movies have real acting

    • @julialivingston-adams2909
      @julialivingston-adams2909 Před 8 lety +7

      Yeah, longer cuts make the actors more motivated to put in their all. Better cinematography too, in many cases. Movies like Roman Holiday, To Kill a Mockingbird, Night of the Hunter, even old ones like Modern Times and the Cabinet of Dr. Caligari--shot as if the cameraman was painting a picture! Stunning!

    • @GearyDigit
      @GearyDigit Před 7 lety +18

      They did it in longer cuts and in less takes because they had to use physical film and had fewer cameras. You can't really just point to the few good, memorable movies from back in the day and say old movies are better, because we've simply forgotten the bad ones, just like we'll forget the bad, modern movies in due time.
      Long cuts are still in use today, as well. See the church scene in A Knight's Tale, or most scenes in a Tarantino film.

    • @Warriorcats64
      @Warriorcats64 Před 7 lety +3

      Only considering who the director is and the hell he put most actors through to get what he needed.

    • @the.seagull.35
      @the.seagull.35 Před 7 lety +2

      +Geary or the church scene in Kingsmen

  • @ara9ond
    @ara9ond Před 9 lety +33

    Hilarious. So brilliantly understated and so hilariously funny. What a masterpiece of comedy.

  • @bfan6032
    @bfan6032 Před 8 lety +104

    I like to go to bars and order distilled water and pure grain alcohol.

    • @thornie123
      @thornie123 Před 8 lety +17

      Or rain water

    • @adelarsen9776
      @adelarsen9776 Před 7 lety +6

      That's what they drink isn't it ?

    • @vanislefan
      @vanislefan Před 7 lety +12

      He said in another interview that he muffed his lines , like 48 times straight , was freaked out and dripping sweat about this, when Kubrick finally calmed him down, and told him his panicked state of fear(the look in his eyes) may be exactly what they were looking for in the character! He went to a nearby bar , had 2 or 3 double shots of Black Label scotch, came back and was able to finish the scenes as we can see in this magnificent film. One of the more memorable acting performances in history- albeit a little crazed and over the top.

    • @thornie123
      @thornie123 Před 7 lety +6

      That was a good choice. Because The character Jack Ripper comes off as a war hungry guy drunk that went nuts over the paranoia of commies lol

    • @adelarsen9776
      @adelarsen9776 Před 7 lety +2

      vanislefan I thought this was a documentary....no ?

  • @yam83
    @yam83 Před 7 lety +177

    Sterling Hayden is a champ. Those lines, especially about the cause of his impotence (a commie plot, obviously) are completely bonkers.

    • @Agent1W
      @Agent1W Před 7 lety +3

      "DON'T SAY THAT WORD!" --Joe Salucci, _Airplane 2_.

    • @nmatavka
      @nmatavka Před 5 lety +35

      It wasn't actually impotence - you'll notice he mentions "a sense of fatigue" after giving his women "his life essence". i.e. tired after cumming, like every other guy on the planet.

    • @comanchio1976
      @comanchio1976 Před 5 lety +10

      The French even have a term for it:
      la petite mort = the little death

    • @davidw.2791
      @davidw.2791 Před 3 lety +1

      Nick Werner-Matavka And you know, he’s OLD.

    • @franciosdeaeruiu7555
      @franciosdeaeruiu7555 Před 3 lety +4

      @@nmatavka and why do you think guys get that way? Because all of your energy is spent ejaculating, so in a way, Ripper is not only right. But has the correct solution to the problem. Deny them your esscence

  • @MerkinMuffly
    @MerkinMuffly Před 7 lety +194

    Pure genius, Hayden lived life like he acted, bad ass. He did tours in WWII running dangerous missions in Yugoslavia and Croatia unlike that coward John Wayne who dodged the draft all of WWII.

    • @seanseanston
      @seanseanston Před 7 lety +30

      Also ironic that he was once a member of the Communist Party, considering his most famous role.

    • @workwillfreeyou
      @workwillfreeyou Před 6 lety +1

      Merk- Exceptional work you do.

    • @MWSin1
      @MWSin1 Před 6 lety +18

      Wayne's World War II status was more complicated than that. He was a family man, which classified him as III-A (deferred on grounds of family dependency). By the time men initially classified as III-A started being drafted, Wayne was beyond the draft age limit. He repeatedly said he wanted to volunteer after "one or two more pictures" but his studio threatened to sue him for breach of contract if he tried to enlist.

    • @telephonic
      @telephonic Před 5 lety +4

      John Wayne just like Bush Jnr and Trump...a coward.

    • @officialgoogleyoutube
      @officialgoogleyoutube Před 5 lety +9

      My understanding is that Hayden took roles like this because he felt terrible for ratting on communists in Hollywood. He also played a corrupt, authoritarian cop. My theory is just a theory, but I think it makes sense.

  • @daschwarjazz
    @daschwarjazz Před 2 lety +7

    Ripper Brand Condoms: “Accept the woman, deny the essence.”

    • @muznick
      @muznick Před 2 lety

      And save 18 years of your salary.

  • @sandrolobzhanidze96
    @sandrolobzhanidze96 Před 8 lety +222

    Jack T Ripper is /pol/ incarnate.

    • @360Nomad
      @360Nomad Před 7 lety +48

      No, that would be Dr. Strangelove

    • @adelinamarin6526
      @adelinamarin6526 Před 7 lety +26

      Ripper is /k/

    • @bringar8279
      @bringar8279 Před 6 lety +10

      The only difference is that pol is full of incels, while the general is volcel.

    • @DragonSlaveKnight
      @DragonSlaveKnight Před 6 lety +2

      "get the coordinates to an ISIS training base to have Russians bomb them" except that Ruski never bomb ISIS, they fought rebels. Also, "Americans are collecting Russian biomaterial for a biological weapon" Putin Huilo, 2017. Look it up. For all your crazy conspiracies blaming USA for stuff, there are Russians ACTUALLY being like that.

    • @ksztyrix
      @ksztyrix Před 6 lety +1

      Ostap BENDERovetz Muh rebels!

  • @jonobrow
    @jonobrow Před 6 lety +27

    I struggle to decide whether this is the best Kubrick gets. Sure, it's a deeply comical scene, but it's also just about the most succinct presentation of the central theme running through all Kubrick's work, of the fundamental confusion within human nature between love and violent struggle.

  • @Virtuoso80
    @Virtuoso80 Před 7 lety +68

    I love how he says, "fluids." It strikes you right then just how completely insane he is.

    • @adelarsen9776
      @adelarsen9776 Před 7 lety +4

      The whole movie is about sex....all of it, from beginning to end.

    • @vinylhedgehog5574
      @vinylhedgehog5574 Před 7 lety +19

      Ade Larsen "Everything is about sex. Except sex. Sex is about power."

    • @realitycheck1092
      @realitycheck1092 Před 4 lety

      I don’t think they called it “nut” back then

    • @franciosdeaeruiu7555
      @franciosdeaeruiu7555 Před 3 lety +2

      Ripper isnt insane tho. Hes the BEST and hes right

    • @xmlthegreat
      @xmlthegreat Před 2 lety

      @@franciosdeaeruiu7555 only the *sanest people* blow up an entire country after misdiagnosing fatigue after sex to be a communist plot.

  • @MartinSage
    @MartinSage Před rokem +10

    It would have been impossible for me to not Crack Up saying those lines. Hayden said he went on a break to a local bar and took 2 double shots. After, he did his lines spot on.

    • @wannabgod4291
      @wannabgod4291 Před rokem +1

      That is a great story, I have never heard it before.
      You I love.

  • @RicardoSF77
    @RicardoSF77 Před 10 lety +63

    This is the best fuckin' scene in whole cinema history!

    • @malachy1847
      @malachy1847 Před 10 lety +1

      Maybe breaking out the rations flying over Russia... 'prophylactics'

    • @ritualentertainment
      @ritualentertainment Před 3 lety +2

      No that would be the phone call scene. Can't top that one!

    • @jorawesummme609
      @jorawesummme609 Před 3 lety

      There are better scenes

  • @gammadion
    @gammadion Před rokem +6

    This is one of my favorite movie scenes of all time. I can't help but grin when I watch it.

  • @danmccormick8592
    @danmccormick8592 Před 8 lety +17

    You can't fight here..! this is the War Room!

  • @Nelsonhojax15
    @Nelsonhojax15 Před 13 lety +23

    aww, you didn't have my favorite Ripper quote
    " Why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice cream? Ice cream, Mandrake? Children's ice cream!..."

  • @OutsideNila
    @OutsideNila Před 14 lety +8

    A timeless classic that should be required watching. Kubrick was such an incredible genius.

  • @SuperStig23
    @SuperStig23 Před 9 lety +53

    Although a black comedy Strangelove is still the best movie about the casual insanity of the Nuclear cold war, this scene played with absolute deadpan perfection by Sterling Hayden is one of the most frightening things I've ever seen, anybody else old enough to remember the 60's and 70's will agree, we were told to dive under our desks at school, duck and cover, it was all lies. The threat of Isis is but a pimple on the ass compared to the total extinction of ALL life on our Planet.

    • @SuperStig23
      @SuperStig23 Před 9 lety +2

      SuperStig23 I almost forgot that if they had Viagra back then General Ripper might never have sent the GO code.

    • @edouardpierrebatemebande4393
      @edouardpierrebatemebande4393 Před 8 lety

      +SuperStig23 what is the go code

    • @1pcfred
      @1pcfred Před 8 lety

      The threat is not the same for everyone. The US might just blow any weapon out of the sky, on general principals. I'm not really sure what our policy there is? We do have the capability to do that today though.

    • @1pcfred
      @1pcfred Před 8 lety

      ShinXari
      While nuclear weapons have been proven in ideal test situations war is rarely an ideal circumstance. Under that manner of harsh conditions technological artifacts tend to break down frequently too. It is actually shocking how poorly some weapons systems work in battle compared to when tested. 90% can go down to 10%. That is usually attributed to operator stress. People panic, and make mistakes.

    • @laughingalex7563
      @laughingalex7563 Před 8 lety

      +Paul Fredrick It still does not change the fact that there are still enough nukes in the world that even a single percent of them could easily wipe out most life on the earth :(.

  • @McMeevin
    @McMeevin Před 10 lety +83

    Muh fluids

  • @alarrain83
    @alarrain83 Před 15 lety +17

    The bodily fluids speech is, for me, the most hilarius line in the history of cinema.

  • @smiechu47
    @smiechu47 Před 7 lety +117

    NOFAP 2017

  • @stephenmark6781
    @stephenmark6781 Před rokem +2

    Paranoid schizophrenia is not a good look for an air force general with access to nukes. I absolutely love this movie.

  • @balerjohnson3099
    @balerjohnson3099 Před 10 lety +6

    Greatest movie in the history of movies...Greatest scene you are watching now.

  • @kurtmiller1348
    @kurtmiller1348 Před 9 měsíci +3

    Everything he said makes sense.

  • @kenllacer
    @kenllacer Před 8 lety +42

    Man, this makes me want to light a cigar.

  • @JohnLutherable
    @JohnLutherable Před 5 lety +6

    poor Mandrake, the look on his face is one of a man looking at a completely deranged one

  • @hardasanut
    @hardasanut Před 3 lety +29

    No lie, feeling that threat to my precious bodily fluids right now. August 2020

  • @getit9066
    @getit9066 Před 2 lety +4

    “The greatest trick the Devil ever played was convincing the world that he didn’t exist.”
    Truer words . . .

  • @MichaelSmith-jw8qw
    @MichaelSmith-jw8qw Před 7 lety +4

    hysterical and still relevant speech! love it

  • @EliDEVITTSpeaks
    @EliDEVITTSpeaks Před 7 lety +82

    That moment when art predicts the future..

    • @DragonSlaveKnight
      @DragonSlaveKnight Před 6 lety

      When Russian "president" started talking about American conspiracy to collect biomaterials or Ruski people, I immediately thought of this movie.

    • @HellishSpoon
      @HellishSpoon Před 6 lety +5

      Past repeats
      And fiction is inspired by reality
      There for
      Art
      Shows past.

    • @joepeake8972
      @joepeake8972 Před 4 lety +2

      @Suffer No Fools You're why mankind cannot be trusted with nukes.

    • @joepeake8972
      @joepeake8972 Před 4 lety +3

      @Suffer No Fools I'm not the one claiming that the guy who wants to blow up the world is a model of clear-headed rationality.
      "muh SJWs on college campuses, let's set off the nukes to trigger the libs"

    • @im.thatoneguy
      @im.thatoneguy Před 3 lety +3

      2021 reporting in. Oh boy, you've got no idea.

  • @drsirin666
    @drsirin666 Před 8 lety +2

    Beautiful. Absolutely perfectly beautiful.

  • @critter7052
    @critter7052 Před 10 lety +7

    hilarious, sterling hayden and his" bodily fluids" rest in peace.....thanks for posting!

  • @arturobarreda596
    @arturobarreda596 Před 11 měsíci +3

    Finally, I found the origin of Feed Me Jack

  • @johnleake5657
    @johnleake5657 Před rokem +3

    My God, when I first read about the QAnon theories and the mad 'plandemic' theories, it was this that came to mind. America has a true talent for utterly barking mass hysteria, and they have 'gifted' these ideas to the rest of the world, God help us!

  • @xyro3633
    @xyro3633 Před 2 lety +77

    So basically he destroyed the world due to a case of post-nut clarity. Excellent.

    • @Invocated_Agitator
      @Invocated_Agitator Před rokem +6

      He was right, you know? We are to deep in this madness to recognize that.

    • @mummyjohn
      @mummyjohn Před rokem

      THANKS to a case of post-nut clarity.

    • @emperorpalpatine6239
      @emperorpalpatine6239 Před rokem +1

      @@Invocated_Agitator You missed the point of the film, didn’t you?

    • @Invocated_Agitator
      @Invocated_Agitator Před rokem +1

      @@emperorpalpatine6239 The point of the movie is one thing. Whether the point that movie is trying to make being true or not is another. Just like this character actually being right is it's separate thing. It's something that should be pretty easy to understand, yet it somehow escaped you.

    • @emperorpalpatine6239
      @emperorpalpatine6239 Před rokem +2

      @@Invocated_Agitator Tell me, did commies get to your bodily fluids yet?

  • @psoren110872
    @psoren110872 Před 7 lety +10

    General Flynn will protect our precious bodily fluids!

  • @Danimal1577
    @Danimal1577 Před 8 lety +15

    I am so using that line on women.

    • @ArkadiBolschek
      @ArkadiBolschek Před 8 lety +2

      Clever, man ;) Making them laugh always works!

  • @MrCollusion
    @MrCollusion Před 7 lety +8

    Fantastic!

  • @rdklarnet4120
    @rdklarnet4120 Před 3 lety +4

    25 years later, this scene is still absurd! And clean as pg

  • @Deleriyd
    @Deleriyd Před 8 lety +6

    I love this actor

  • @vlad5042
    @vlad5042 Před rokem +2

    "women sense my power and they seek the life essence" damn thats cold im gonna start saying that every time someone asks why i dont date

    • @RW4X4X3006
      @RW4X4X3006 Před rokem

      Not even thinking about this film, I shared that comment with a girlfriend, just pals, one afternoon while having coffee and both bitching about relationships and dating, ect ect. She freaked, said "bullshit fucker!" and jumped onto my lap and damn near raped me. Of course I couldn't deny her. She took it as a challenge. But of course, she knows me inside out, too.

  • @gatorcountry3821
    @gatorcountry3821 Před 6 lety +2

    Amazing movie, never gets old.

  • @Craigmayville
    @Craigmayville Před 11 měsíci +2

    This is the absolute best video on CZcams.

  • @davidcelona8167
    @davidcelona8167 Před 4 lety +5

    If John Bolton was a General

    • @jasona.126
      @jasona.126 Před 3 lety +1

      Haha, less than 10 seconds before coming across your comment I was thinking "Wait, this guy sounds like John Bolton!".

  • @HPSmugscraft
    @HPSmugscraft Před 4 lety +8

    "War is too important to be left to the politicians. They neither have the time, nor the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought."
    I unironically agree.

    • @JohnSmith-kz8yo
      @JohnSmith-kz8yo Před 4 lety

      And it isn't left to politicians..they just have to make it legal.

    • @republicempire446
      @republicempire446 Před 4 lety +1

      You are suggesting to remove civilian control where Founding Fathers knew it was a bad idea?

    • @brendanfletcher5216
      @brendanfletcher5216 Před 4 lety +1

      The general is advocating fascism here, even down to the 'Someone must stop the commies' origins.
      It is not something you should agree with.

    • @mechanoid2k
      @mechanoid2k Před 3 lety +2

      @@brendanfletcher5216 Being anti communist doesn't mean you're a fascist you fucking communist.

  • @lonzo61
    @lonzo61 Před rokem +1

    What a movie. It deserves a spot among the top 200 hundred movies ever made--if not the top 100.

  • @jameshood1928
    @jameshood1928 Před 4 lety +1

    One of the most memorable films with great scenes between Sellers and Hayden. The moniker of precious bodily fluids has found it's way into our lexicon.

  • @antarcticamoon
    @antarcticamoon Před 14 lety +6

    "Women sense my power, and they seek the life essence"

  • @stiggyh
    @stiggyh Před 10 lety +16

    that last acknowledging of his insanity "yehhss" by sellers xD

  • @cyclelt89
    @cyclelt89 Před 13 lety +2

    I loved the movie from day ONE in the 60ties, my favotite movie of all times. I must have seen it 100 times, after I got it on DVD.

  • @harry2928
    @harry2928 Před rokem +1

    "feed me Mandrake".
    a Thorazine-Haldol cocktail injection after securing him in an extra snug-fitting straitjacket would solve part of the problem.
    R.I.P. Mr. Sterling Hayden, an icon of cinematic history and Indelible in American nostalgia forever. we miss you sir.

  • @crucialDtale
    @crucialDtale Před 2 lety +5

    2022.
    Psychos still rule.

  • @maulporphy4399
    @maulporphy4399 Před 4 lety +55

    This is what rational insanity sounds like: start with a completely absurd premise and extrapolate logically. Like listening to televangelists.

  • @tagirattana
    @tagirattana Před rokem +2

    Such a great movie.

  • @Sunprism
    @Sunprism Před 3 měsíci +1

    This is the moment this film went from a good, older movie, to rolling on the floor hilarious.

  • @numbr6
    @numbr6 Před 3 lety +4

    Failsafe is also a fantastic movie. It is the "serious" Dr. Strangelove. Largely a performance of Henry Fonda and a very young Larry Hagman, this movie conveys how deadly serious the Cold War actually was.

    • @vinista256
      @vinista256 Před 2 lety

      And, of course, with the fall of the Soviet Union, nuclear Armageddon is no longer a possibility.…😱

  • @electricrussell
    @electricrussell Před 7 lety +70

    Lol. Is this Alex Jones' dad?

    • @mzmadmike
      @mzmadmike Před 7 lety +1

      Is Mother Jones the mother of Alex Jones?

    • @Kunsoo1024
      @Kunsoo1024 Před 3 lety

      How could it be if he denied women his essence?

  • @copee2960
    @copee2960 Před 6 lety +2

    Hayden is hypnotic you just cannot take your eyes off him.

  • @jf752
    @jf752 Před rokem +2

    he is who we need today

  • @MauserBroom
    @MauserBroom Před 15 lety +9

    I never thought i'd look back on this great film and decide that Ripper was right!!

  • @skipmendler
    @skipmendler Před 11 lety +3

    Y'know, it just occurred to me after all these years - here he is going on about the purity of our bodily fluids, and he's chomping on a CIGAR...

  • @ArkadiBolschek
    @ArkadiBolschek Před 8 lety +12

    I remember watching this film as a kid. The last thing I could have imagined back then was that the whole thing about water fluoridation was not a crazy rant made up by the writers to show that Gen. Ripper was several cards short of a deck: it was an actual conspiracy theory doing the rounds during the Red Scare, and thousands of people bought it. This is one of those instances in which knowing the context actually makes the joke less funny.

    • @julialivingston-adams2909
      @julialivingston-adams2909 Před 8 lety

      Depends how you look at it. The Red Scare itself got pretty ludicrous at times. I recall hearing about an experiment conducted by a certain magazine of the period, may have been the Reader's Digest. They sent people around with vague 'petitions' that used charged language lifted word for word from things like the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution. Most people they asked refused to sign the flyers, afraid that do so would be to support Communism. And that was AFTER they had read them!

    • @GearyDigit
      @GearyDigit Před 7 lety +5

      People still believe it. Here in these comments you can see countless people talking about the virtues of 'semen retention'.

    • @NYCeesFinest
      @NYCeesFinest Před 7 lety +2

      Well it is true that fluoride is a deadly poison.

    • @ArkadiBolschek
      @ArkadiBolschek Před 7 lety +1

      So is chlorine, and we also put it in the water supply. So is *everything*, if the dose is more than your body can handle: you can poison yourself by drinking too much coffee. But those guys would have you believe that the water fluoridation program was a Communist plot to deliberately poison the population. Seriously.

    • @NYCeesFinest
      @NYCeesFinest Před 7 lety +2

      ArkadiBolschek You fool go read the back of a vial of toothpaste it even has a warning not to ingest more than a pea-sized amount to call the poison control center immediately. One pea sized amount contains about 1/4 of a milligram of fluoride the same amount as in a glass of fluoridated tap water. So shut the fuck up and go drink your fluoride.

  • @arthurbenephraim5077
    @arthurbenephraim5077 Před 9 lety

    I love this clip. Thank you.

  • @CaptainFSU
    @CaptainFSU Před 2 lety +4

    I'm pretty sure the entire world looks at the United States (since 2016) the same way Mandrake looks at the General: stupored terror

  • @demonikfunk
    @demonikfunk Před 8 lety +7

    Mandrake get over here! help me with this belt!

  • @Astrobrant2
    @Astrobrant2 Před 14 lety +2

    One of the true master strokes in cinema history, these scenes between Ripper and Mandrake. Hayden and Sellers were peerless in these roles.

  • @MrDRUID27
    @MrDRUID27 Před 13 lety +1

    I love this movie!!!

  • @cdfe3388
    @cdfe3388 Před 14 lety +8

    I wonder if "Bombs Away" LeMay ever realized that Ripper was a caricature of him.
    This has to be one of the funniest movies of all time. Ripper wants to nuke Russia because he can't get it up. Turgidson is interrupted while banging his secretary. The Soviet chairman is interrupted while banging secretary as well. The world is going to hell because of sexual dysfunction.
    "I don't AVOID women...but I do...deny them my...uh...essence."

  • @thoughtcriminal7198
    @thoughtcriminal7198 Před 8 lety +6

    I drink tap water and my tangerines are always full.

  • @mygaffer
    @mygaffer Před 7 lety +3

    What a great movie.

  • @haljones246
    @haljones246 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Sterling Hayden was a truly brilliant actor.