This Germany was played so poorly...I had to save it!
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- čas přidán 12. 09. 2024
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I'm imagining that every disaster save is literally the commander in charge of the military being fired or "fired" and you're his much more competent replacement. Mildly amusing.
Yeah, but in this case he fired himself :D good riddance probably. Its hard to screw up so badly even if you want to.
@@pavelslama5543I think they call it retiring or stepping down
I had this exact same thought xD who ever was in charge gets fired and Bittersteel takes over the position.
mr h had a stroke and stopped fucking everything up
Less firing and more of a the Fuhrer having a bunker party.
Bro got reduced down to Prussia instead of Germany
At least it looks nice
i guess?
the guy who sent you this fucked up so bad dude it was only 1940 in game 😭😭
it kinda looks like he did it on purpose ngl
Yeah@@gaemeer895
@@gaemeer895 fr
@@gaemeer895yeah who don’t love disaster saves
Definitely on purpose. Bro used air, navy, actually created SPAA, I have never used SPAA even after hundreds of hours. Looks like a troll @@gaemeer895
17:27 Mustache man honest Reaction when Italy loses in Africa
LOL
he said "lets show them bittersteel" and then bittersteeled over all of them
His troops say Under the Gold, the Bittersteel. 😂
Actually goes hard af
17:27 *ITAALLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY*
Italy and Germany every HOI4 timeline
read my comment above on and those are just two of the examples of how in the 14 attempted playthroughs of germany italy has scewed me over in 10 of them through some form of stupidity or shenanigans
@@catsi563Italy being bad at the game is a canon event my dude
Hoi4 is one of those weird enjoyably hated games where you have a good time when you start but want to die the longer you play. I love it no matter how much I suck.
"NOOOO ITALYYYYY! I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE WHEN DID THEY JOIN THIS WAR????? ITALYYYYYYYY *angry Bitt3rSteel noises*
but on the bright side😃
The craziest thing is that the moment i read this comment he said that in video.
Pretty funny!
I put the timestamp here just in case I want to hear that again 😂: 17:21
I think that moment made him kinda bitter
Exercising his navy in 1940 while at war. Holy shit how bad is
With no fuel, good god.
The first thing I do when fuel hits 200 days is cease all non-strike force naval operations 100 days the navy becomes decorative. You can survive without a navy, without fuel you're screwed.
Very common mistake since people neglect their navy after putting them to exercise initally
when new disaster save: WOOO
when no disaster save: aww
when submit disaster save: WOOO
when no play disaster save: aww
17:27 that made me ROFL, with that gritting tone shift!
He named everything Elite for the Moral Boost of course, think about the scene from Kingdom of Heaven, when Balian declares his soldiers to be knights.
He had still held Prussia, so I think it was absolutly justified.
You know it's a good day when Bittersteel posts a disaster save
I'm glad to see another entry in this series!
I just bought membership just to whach this video
Also where can I send disaster saves ? I have ton of it with austro hungary since I forked by germany a lot
I have added a link to the form, in the description!
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@@Karakanow*W
@@bukanIqbal375 *orst decision
Could be that researching further in research speed isn't so much the research speed but rather the modules you get from it and the fact that the most advanced fire control is locked behind it. Only reason I research that far anyways.
My question is: How tf you could lost this much in 1940!??
He even had the UK on his side as GERMANY. I thought I was bad when I struggled to take down France as Belgium, and this guy managed to get obliterated as Germany!
Skill Issue 🎉
Probably because he had space marines with 0 fuel.
@@Qwertyui606those were actually some of the worst space marines I’ve seen
Be as bad at the game as me ig
BS before being proven wrong: "Grand Battleplan is bad, not worth it."
BS after being proven wrong: "It's a crutch, it's beneath me."
Dude, you're great but for the love of God just take the L and say "I don't like it, thus I won't use it." THAT is a valid reason.
I don't like the icon and thus reject it out of hand.
@@Bitt3rSteel fair point. Personally I mostly use Superior Firepower.
If I expect a very defensive and methodical game, with long planning and a lot of entrenchment required, that is when I pick Grand Battleplan
@@lolloblue9646grandbattle plan sounds so lame compared to how Superior Firepower sounds like.
17:14 Bottom right corner notification. Ooh, Bitt3rSteel isn't going to like this.
Over the time I grew fond of Grand Battleplan myself. Used to be a Superior Firepower dude but GBP works so well for defense.
Grand Battle Plan being beneath you is Based, also for me when I play non-historical I am almost always (75%
GBP is good in competitive multiplayer, but in single player it's not the best imo. You only ever need the max planning stats in pvp against other players using meta divisions and stacking tons of modifiers, but in single player you'll often have a better time with mobile warfare or SFP. The real reason GBP is good in pvp is because mods make planning bonus easier to keep, either by removing the effect spies have on planning and entrenchment and/or removing manual planning bonus decay. PvP players also constantly micro armies for command power abilities, so they're always able to get the tanks they need staff office planned up to max planning even if they have 50 tank divisions. That micro just isn't worth it against the AI as it's tedious and annoying to do, and it's much easier to just use another doctrine.
I gotta roll my eyes on Grand Battleplan being a 'crutch' as that's such a subjective attempt to invalid the doctrine when you can apply 'crutch' to anything that works consistently in this game.
omg i havent played hoi4 since jan 2023 and this vid came on my recommended and i just got so much nostalgia from ur channel and this game
He went for the space marine strat which is a good one with medium SP AA and somehow F'd it up. Quite impressive. Guess because Ahistorical and the French went to war over Sudetenland. As Germany is still weak early game.
11:10 "I'm not gonna tell you how to play" he said in the video about telling people how to play
Bitt3rSteel challenge level impossible: play any democratic nation
i dont even play hoi4 but holy shit that looks like pain
Hey Bittersteel since you love playing hoi4 so much there is a mod I would like to recommend for you to try is the UMC mod which adds a lot of new content and focus trees made by nazgrel and he's still working hard on this mod 👌
personally, I like doing the computer research for the navy parts it gives you
Bittersteel - I deliver drive for a living. I enjoy listening to your adventures in HOI4. Thank you!
Glad you enjoy it!
You know what, Im gonna go play an absolute dogshit Yugoslavia game and send it over.
This seemed too easy.
This save feels like a general heard the word "elite" in reference to specialized troops, demanded to know why every trooper wasn't an elite, and then reorged the entire military to look and act like a peacock, including wasting oil sending the navy out to flex while glistening. And in the background, he was selling off important equipment to fund all his silly posing and prancing.
He lost almost all that Germany had gained and was promptly taken out back and shot like a turkey, and thusly was the common sense budgetteer installed over all the armed forces.
This channel got me to buy Hoi4 and a ton of DLC.... Dear God I hope I know what the hell I'm doing when its finished installing. Thank you Bitt3rSteel for all the great content you smooth salesman you.
Hope you enjoy it!
Bittersteel sounded genuinely agitated when he said “Why are you selling things” 10:14
I think this guy was trying to use Space Marines, but he made Spac Marnies
Bro recreated the Prussian borders In 1795
Loving your content man, love the Fututrama references especially XD
Glad you like them!
17:21 it’s not a bittersteel video until he gets mad at Italy for existing.
@23:23 that reeeeee due to Spain XD
elekltronics tech is only relay viable if you tech rush ahead of time technologies. like engines 3 or mechanized infantry. then its awsome. if not then its useless.
I know that clueless new players exist, but how do you lose this badly as Germany? Literally the only time where I counted myself as "losing" as Germany is when I can't push, and it turned into a stalemate not getting pushed all the way back to Berlin
Me on my first playtrough, germany normal difficulty, didn't do any industry, forgot where conscription laws are, died to poland, yes
Germany is actually not a new player friendly game.
The thing with Engineering research is that you get a really good tank module for Improved Computing Machine, which is worth going for. This is probably the reason the person who submitted went so far in the engineering tree
Thanks!
Bro got ignored 😭
7 years war borders lol
這位兄弟像是第一次玩這遊戲，錯過了所有應該做的事
the guy who sent this disaster save must be a Chaotic Florius fan
I am impressed. It probably took more work for this guy to fuck it up than it took Bittersteel to fix it.
Judging by the SPAA in his division, I think that he aimed to use "space marines" like Chaotic Florius 😂
You could have converted interwar med aa to med flametanks since you already had thousands of them
Amazing how easy you make this game look. I see it's on steam sale, I'll probably buy it.
It's not easy. 500 hours and I still struggle against Romania as Germany
Feels weird watching this video knowing that i had a similar playthrough a few months ago. Same division template and faction name. I managed to get 5 Generals full of these Elite Divisions cause i dismissed air completely and sold it to get even more factories. And i had the whole world conquer'd in 42-43 cause spacemarines to brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Steiner's counterattack do be epik
Hoi4 playerbase: this is a disaster!!
Bittersteel: Not to worry, were still flying half a Germany!
You gotta admit, that looks like a really cool Prussia map
0:48 Why do I suspect that IRL Germany would/did try this?
This feels like a beginner game, with some idea of what's going on
Mine was similar, except the in game tutorial sucked so I fumbled around with research and eventually lost due to declaring war on a nation that had allied guarantee on it
(Poland or Yugoslavia, I think the latter, and while I can handle two fronts now, I barely knew how frontlines worked, so was stuck and eventually capitulated when the US started nuking me)
Your game tutorial video definitely helped me though
i wish i played like shit still because having play throughs go like this looks so fun
hey bitter long time lurker here, I have always been pleasantly surprised at your great pronunciations so I'm here to help. that city in Poland next to Kraków is pronounced K-yell-tse using the English phonetics. Keep up the amazing work
I'm really impressed you can pronounce Ö . How long you trained this ? :D (Like your Hoi4 vids a lot)
Bitt3rsteel new video just dropped 🥳
Hey! I'd love to see how you deal with using mods and changing them according to the disaster saves and how you even recieve and use the disaster saves in the first place...
heres an idea you might like to do, start as japan non-ironman game, win the war against china as fast as possible and make them a really strong nation, then switch to germany and defeat the soviets, then switch to USA and defeat both japan and germany
I always look forward to a Friday every week because I know Bitt3rsteel posts his videos. Its one of the little things that keeps me going.
Someone should make a disaster save where they are a majority navy Canada.
The disaster save i think was 100% caused by making a template and not having enough equipment for it, he forgot to put the ships back to port, and he had no fuel or synthetics. And i think there is no need to say that Battle plan is bad, but in this case if you don't have fuel, you don't have tanks. You can defeat the AI easily with any strategy, you just need to have a stockpile, supplies, something to stop enemy Air, and good soft attack.
Germany for new players is really hard because you are forced to design multiple planes, tanks, divisions, managing more than 100 units + the naval combat, Multiple fronts.
HOI4's greatest Masochist
Not even close. Kristibbs is the one
this save is reason why I will never turn off historical focus.
I really liked your videos playing with the Ottoman Empire and Germany.
@Bittersteel, can you make a tutorial on how to send disaster saves?
You know something will be wrong with bittersteel if there isnt a futurama meme at the start of the video
are you taking modded disaster saves (rt56 plus other convenience mod)
I simply don't understand how someone could suck this badly with Germany.
In my friend's first ever game, he made a lot of mistakes, but still won the land war, only failing to launch naval invasions.
All you really need is a good division and understanding of the economy.
17:03 when you get naval invaded
how do you send a save? i had a terrible loss
AA tank? Someone has been watching Florius.
17:25 How i feel when Italy cant conquer poor Greece
119 factories at 1940 Germany is a bit of a crime
So Reddit never lets you down by always letting you down (in these disaster saves) and that means you’re never gonna give it up and run around and desert it like Denmark did to their nation here?
You can play in the next video with romania in bice?
That frontline unit is so expensive, and for what!
10:39 listen to the music in the back and compare it to weull meet again and it sounds similar
is it failed space marine army run? medium tanks into walking inf - LMAO
Another Spider-Man movie be like Uncle Ben’s back on the menu boys
No matter the timeline, italy always finds a way to screw over germany
Hi Bittersteel I love your videos those is just too good! I especially like videos with Germany. Can you please make a tutorial video about navy with Germany please.
Bro went from Prussia 2.0 to German Europe
Hey BitterSteel, could you make a guide for uk pls? I tried playing it but I mostly don't know how to play them
17:28 POV you are Germany in 1943
I swear to god these people are just sending you their multiplayer saves
Have you ever played as Turkey because you wanna chill with slow development style. And then you revive Ottoman Sultanate, defeating Greece and you think Yugoslavia would be easy. But, it is 1940 and the Germans declared war on them too and triggering endless naval invasion on Anatolia.😢
I felt violated and it traumatize me to this day. Only Bittersteel's suffering that could console me😢😢
This was literally a what if France retaliated in response to the German Remilitarization of the Rhineland, what did they do to Germany 😭
Despite looking bad on the map, this was actually quite an easy game compared to alot of your other disaster saves. No GB, a weak france and ssr.
Could you try and play as Italian East Africa?
Lore of What if Roman Britain survived? Momentum 100
Yayy! A normal video.
"Boomers rules The world! As in our Timeline i Guess" 🤣
bittersteel uplodated
im really tired
Ireland is united? This save is bizarre
17:54 Keeltse
Inter war medium AA…. WHO builds that?!
You have bigger balls than I, trusting the frontline AI with your "offense" divisions instead of setting them on an empty garrison order somewhere random and microing them manually
The AI these days is way better at countersnaking my snakes and encircling my tanks before infantry can strat redeploy in, and this is not helped by the frontline AI deciding half of my tanks are better suited 300 miles away