Mom accidentally ate marijuana bread

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  • čas přidán 10. 11. 2019
  • She survived it and we all got a good laugh

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  • @user-yz4vm5ee6c
    @user-yz4vm5ee6c Před 3 lety +28875

    Her wondering if she ate half a slice or a slice and a half is the purest stoner moment

    • @trooperandcooperale3057
      @trooperandcooperale3057 Před 3 lety +155

      @Simulating - Glad you had your moment, I was waiting for it to go 420, but it's only at 215.

    • @oldrustyrelic9121
      @oldrustyrelic9121 Před 3 lety +37

      She passed the bar first go

    • @-Malvez-
      @-Malvez- Před 3 lety +21

      @Simulating - likes on comments don’t update in live time....

    • @Comrade_Jason
      @Comrade_Jason Před 3 lety +32

      @Julian Alvez bro, I've seen many comment likes update in my life time. Such fake news.

    • @tmccarthy4667
      @tmccarthy4667 Před 3 lety +38

      had me fucking rolling

  • @ssjwes
    @ssjwes Před 3 lety +34769

    "I don't know if I should stand up"
    Cuts to skydiving

  • @ymanimendoza9527
    @ymanimendoza9527 Před 2 lety +1331

    “this feels like LSD..not that I know what the feels like”😭😂

    • @auntiesmarket4334
      @auntiesmarket4334 Před 2 lety +33

      No… she said LST🤣😭

    • @auntiesmarket4334
      @auntiesmarket4334 Před 2 lety +4

      I can’t stop laughing

    • @timd2789
      @timd2789 Před 2 lety +15

      She has no idea what lsd feels like lol so innocent

    • @zazymendez
      @zazymendez Před 2 lety +7

      When you say something to the cops: quick take it back, " not that I would know what that's like"

    • @sixthirtyfife
      @sixthirtyfife Před 2 lety

      Great save!

  • @chelseapoet3664
    @chelseapoet3664 Před 2 lety +522

    She's totally adorable. God I miss my granny.

    • @THESYUO
      @THESYUO Před 6 měsíci +1

      me to i miss her wish i could hand out with her again she was funny ash when shes was drinking

  • @IAmKrueger
    @IAmKrueger Před 3 lety +8879

    She's so high that when she walked outside into that tornado she thought it was just a breezy day

    • @st_orlie
      @st_orlie Před 3 lety +90

      If you've ever been to kansas that is just a mildly windy day.

    • @IAmKrueger
      @IAmKrueger Před 3 lety +67

      @@st_orlie ......it..was a...joke 😂😂

    • @st_orlie
      @st_orlie Před 3 lety +20

      @@IAmKrueger I disagree.

    • @ShadowWolvesSong
      @ShadowWolvesSong Před 3 lety +47

      @@st_orlie you can’t really disagree that something someone said was a joke lmfao, you can think it wasn’t funny but you can’t tell someone it’s not a joke if they said it intending for it to be a joke

    • @bxllfxce7021
      @bxllfxce7021 Před 3 lety +40

      @Sara no humor in Kansas?

  • @buckbumble
    @buckbumble Před 3 lety +9110

    I love how she is simulatenously worried and finding the whole farce hysterical.

  • @jaynebrown4767
    @jaynebrown4767 Před 2 lety +143

    Granny high as hell. 😂 The fact that she doesn't know if she ate a slice and a half, or a half a slice is HILARIOUS!😂😂

    • @carsonbrown5333
      @carsonbrown5333 Před rokem +1

      That's the part that took me out. Omg I lost all composure when she said that. Full on hyena cackle😂💀

  • @FBarbarian
    @FBarbarian Před 2 lety +184

    These are the rare moments in life when all the shit you go trough to stay alive is worth it. A grandma having an accidental edible and also being incredibly funny. Best video on CZcams

  • @goldenyuri3556
    @goldenyuri3556 Před 3 lety +19225

    The edible has turned her from an older person to a 16 year old who does TikTok pranks.

    • @BrokeTheInterweb
      @BrokeTheInterweb Před 3 lety +408

      When she drops the first f bomb I see her surprised at herself hahahah

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 Před 3 lety +16

      Damn they really were shit.

    • @frgwyn3760
      @frgwyn3760 Před 3 lety +4

      Weeb

    • @pantelispanagopoulos5108
      @pantelispanagopoulos5108 Před 3 lety +7

      The edible has turned her from an older person to a 16 year old who does TikTok pranks.

    • @elgatoconmota1320
      @elgatoconmota1320 Před 3 lety +26

      That's what i was thinking 2 lmao it brought out her younger self again

  • @Tetra392
    @Tetra392 Před 3 lety +15225

    “I don’t know if I should stand up”
    Teleports outside into a wind storm

  • @Sixxdee9
    @Sixxdee9 Před 2 lety +83

    A part of me feels like she’s mostly pissed that it wasn’t gluten free 🤣🤣🤣

  • @geckojesus3322
    @geckojesus3322 Před 2 lety +38

    "It hit me like a fucking sledgehammer" is some shit that someone who just accidently ate a whole edible would say. Kudos

  • @McCrustable
    @McCrustable Před 3 lety +14327

    “IDK if I should stand up?” *Instantly goes outside with insane weather*

  • @ozzibear7273
    @ozzibear7273 Před 3 lety +5660

    I love how she's looking at the half eaten slice trying to figure out whether she ate half a slice or a slice and a half xD

    • @braveheartthecommentor5805
      @braveheartthecommentor5805 Před 3 lety +30

      You know it was a slice and a half and she knew what it was she's in her daughter's stash and the paranoia is her daughter finding out. next video she will be doing it sleep walking .I didn't mean to I was asleep and it will be oh there's half a slice but were is the rest of the loaf did the dog get it I don't know I'm so confused

    • @anthonyandrews3621
      @anthonyandrews3621 Před 3 lety +15

      @@braveheartthecommentor5805 bro what? Daughters stash wym?

    • @milesfann33
      @milesfann33 Před 3 lety +17

      @@anthonyandrews3621 You apparently aren't a stoner and don't understand stoner language. A stash is what people call their collection of weed. A weed stash. It's great when you're a teenager and you don't want your parents knowing you have weed, your friends just ask "Hey, where to you keep your stash?". Obviously the woman in the video has a daughter who is a stoner and her daughter has a "stash" of her own and her mother accidentally ate part of the weed bread and got stoned. Watch the damn video and you'll understand!

    • @anthonyandrews3621
      @anthonyandrews3621 Před 3 lety +29

      Ah my bad mate, i know what a stash is. I had it in my mind that she had bought it from the store for some reason and i realise now you mean she took the edibles from her daughters stash ahah

    • @serbiansleeperagent
      @serbiansleeperagent Před 3 lety +12

      @@anthonyandrews3621 bruh yeah lemme go buy weed brownies from the store what

  • @rubyrhea890
    @rubyrhea890 Před 2 lety +81

    Does she realize how much laughter she has given the planet? Fricken priceless! And the thousands of comments took me over the edge laughing. My new go to video when i need a good laugh and reminder of how wonderful, fun and innocent most people are.

    • @Legion27club
      @Legion27club Před 2 lety

      This comment is the one I was looking for.
      I saved this video for later haha

  • @johnswick7108
    @johnswick7108 Před 2 lety +84

    She’s ridin that shit out like a trooper though hahahaha

  • @davidbarnes4742
    @davidbarnes4742 Před 3 lety +6564

    Update : she got the munchies and ate the rest of the bag. She’s currently floating around the Milky Way

  • @VEE3RDEYE
    @VEE3RDEYE Před 3 lety +59370

    Don’t lie grandma you made this batch yourself

    • @Bob-qe3hg
      @Bob-qe3hg Před 3 lety +302

      Yes

    • @R4G3_
      @R4G3_ Před 3 lety +962

      She can’t remember bro she’s off it

    • @jakecarter9920
      @jakecarter9920 Před 3 lety +681

      Plot twist, she's actually been Snoop's dealer for years.

    • @simongough802
      @simongough802 Před 3 lety +365

      @@jakecarter9920 plot twist she actually is snoop

    • @nastybus2236
      @nastybus2236 Před 3 lety +259

      @@simongough802 plot twist snoop been a white chick this whole time

  • @photasticimages1
    @photasticimages1 Před 2 lety +61

    "Not that I know what that feels like, maybe." I think she's actually having a ball, reliving some of her youth.

  • @jamiemiller7316
    @jamiemiller7316 Před 2 lety +70

    As someone who never touches weed because of the severe paranoia, I feel this deep in my soul.

    • @paperclips4113
      @paperclips4113 Před 2 lety +3

      I don't do it either, for the whole episode! As for paranoia, it's always been the same concern: what if this never wears off?!?!? OMG

    • @CassondraScott
      @CassondraScott Před 2 lety +2

      Same here!

    • @kconrad5893
      @kconrad5893 Před 2 lety +6

      I guess the people that love weed just don’t experience the panic/anxiety but damn, to me it’s definitely NOT this mild, harmless thing that everyone makes it out to be these days. It’s a serious mind altering drug. A drug that gave me the worst panic attacks of my life and one which I will never touch again. I seriously felt like I was losing my mind and was going to die. It was terrifying.

    • @paperclips4113
      @paperclips4113 Před 2 lety +1

      @@kconrad5893 Me too. I never liked it. Not even once. Each time I tried it was the peer stating:
      You never had THIS kind. THIS kind doesn't cause that. Not true. Massive endeavor, every time. I cant imagine driving around like that. I guess everybody is different. I'd rather do anything than something I absolutely have no control over. It's a nightmare for me...

    • @macygill1930
      @macygill1930 Před 2 lety +2

      That means you have some form of anxiety.

  • @katomiccomics202
    @katomiccomics202 Před 3 lety +3553

    She’s going through an emotional rollercoaster right now.

  • @trl2006
    @trl2006 Před 3 lety +5370

    The fact that the bread is in the most sketchy ziplock make this 1000 times better

    • @explosu
      @explosu Před 3 lety +72

      WHERE DID SHE GET IT if she didn't know what it was

    • @helling1212
      @helling1212 Před 3 lety +62

      @@explosu I'm guessing one of her kids or something made it

    • @explosu
      @explosu Před 3 lety +77

      ​@@helling1212 I dunno I think she was thinking it was a regular banana bread dealer she was talking to

    • @HellHunter00
      @HellHunter00 Před 3 lety +18

      @@explosu Manila envelope in a bin behind an inconspicuous park bench.

    • @axanthiccrestie2460
      @axanthiccrestie2460 Před 3 lety +3

      I was gonna comment the same thing!

  • @Loccyster
    @Loccyster Před 2 lety +15

    'I hope I didn't eat a slice and a half'
    Mum ate half the loaf. 😂

  • @blackcosmos
    @blackcosmos Před 2 lety +16

    "It hit me like a fucking sledgehammer!" Lmao She should make it a regular habit, cause she's too cute n so funny 😂

  • @gabe2349
    @gabe2349 Před 3 lety +5624

    Her realization that she may have only eaten half a slice, and then the terror that follows when she realizes she may have eaten a slice and a half kills me

    • @hungryowl1559
      @hungryowl1559 Před 3 lety +129

      theres the paranoia she was talking about lmao

    • @iggyjay2047
      @iggyjay2047 Před 3 lety +10

      Lol me too 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Cuddlefeeesh
      @Cuddlefeeesh Před 3 lety +9

      I'm ded

    • @ktpuss
      @ktpuss Před 3 lety +5

      Haha! This would be me in another 15 years or so - I actually managed to spike myself years ago with E (strong ones) my surprise & horror when I realised I’d managed to double drop 🙃🤪

    • @iggyjay2047
      @iggyjay2047 Před 3 lety +1

      @@ktpuss lol this vid was a funny one. How was your THC experience

  • @hallie736
    @hallie736 Před 3 lety +6075

    "Maybeeee MAYBEEEEEE"
    "UNLESS I ATE A SLICE AND A HALF-"
    I AM CRYING

  • @DianeKidman
    @DianeKidman Před 2 lety +22

    Truly the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time! Thank your mother for adding more laughter to the world. We need it! 😂

  • @sinswrlld
    @sinswrlld Před 2 lety +4

    “I ate pot banana nut bread, so strongggg”

  • @shadowrider1022
    @shadowrider1022 Před 3 lety +6239

    "it feels like lsd" "not that i know how that feels like"
    "MAYBE"
    lmao these maybes killing me

    • @ev9673
      @ev9673 Před 3 lety +27

      @@Alexisasancation who the fuck still plays destiny?

    • @basilavenue7719
      @basilavenue7719 Před 3 lety +23

      @@ev9673 i mean i do but regardless fuck that guy

    • @xehP
      @xehP Před 3 lety +21

      i know exactly what she means so she has deff done lsd

    • @nerotek7347
      @nerotek7347 Před 3 lety

      @@tcpnick6895 that and the anxiety

    • @robmausser
      @robmausser Před 3 lety +21

      Shes about the age to be a teenager in the late 60s she fucking full well knows what LSD feels like.

  • @jamirgordon9745
    @jamirgordon9745 Před 3 lety +5132

    The fact that she’s cursing like that is funny as hell.

    • @weepingkoopa2862
      @weepingkoopa2862 Před 3 lety +27

      Well, she did say one of the side effects for her is paranoia.

    • @Oversneeze
      @Oversneeze Před 3 lety

      666 like nice

    • @yoboijerry5519
      @yoboijerry5519 Před 3 lety +10

      Hey just a reminder that Jesus Christ loves you and died for us , we need to follow him for salvation I hope you’re doing great take it easy and God bless 🙏

    • @mr.youtuber8058
      @mr.youtuber8058 Před 3 lety +14

      @@yoboijerry5519 😐😐😐

    • @Oversneeze
      @Oversneeze Před 3 lety +11

      @@yoboijerry5519 ew no ain't no fake story make up guy ever died for me you brainwashed crackpot

  • @Noway-sg8md
    @Noway-sg8md Před 2 lety +8

    Her self awareness is golden.

  • @GeneralRev
    @GeneralRev Před 2 lety +11

    She has a great sense of humor. Hope you stay happy grandma! :)

  • @unbiasedbruinsfanwhocanbeb7968

    “This is the worst thing I’ve ever done besides cheating at bingo”

    • @luq339
      @luq339 Před 3 lety +23

      LOL

    • @kennethjames1837
      @kennethjames1837 Před 3 lety +8

      @Jordan Pencer lol ikr

    • @demeter2453
      @demeter2453 Před 3 lety +11

      She meant cheating *&* bingo

    • @scorchlard6009
      @scorchlard6009 Před 3 lety +1

      @@demeter2453 if it was two different things then what would she be cheating at?

    • @agnesmeow
      @agnesmeow Před 3 lety +11

      @@scorchlard6009 her husband

  • @hotelmario510
    @hotelmario510 Před 3 lety +5907

    "It feels like LSD or something, not that I know what that feels like!"
    Grandma, you lived through the 60s, come on now

  • @tassibee
    @tassibee Před 2 lety +5

    Screw that embarrassing noise....you're coolest mom EVER! ❤

  • @kenttm42
    @kenttm42 Před 2 lety +7

    It's ok grandma, just sit on the couch and listen to Dark Side of the Moon. Breathe, breathe in the air. Don't be afraid to care.

  • @james7024
    @james7024 Před 3 lety +4068

    ‘ when I’m high i get paranoia ‘
    ‘ guess i only ate half a slice’ ‘ i hope i didn’t eat a slice and a half’. Safe to say she was right

    • @mellomelo4901
      @mellomelo4901 Před 3 lety +70

      So she got high enough amount of times to get to know herself in that state? Impressive.

    • @Ta5.
      @Ta5. Před 3 lety +2

      This comment have 666 like that is why I don't like it.

    • @YouTube_can_ESAD
      @YouTube_can_ESAD Před 3 lety +26

      @@Ta5. Look again, Jesus hit the like button and saved you from your stupidity.

    • @ZNX05
      @ZNX05 Před 3 lety +4

      @@CZcams_can_ESAD LOOL

    • @8hype
      @8hype Před 3 lety +1

      Did she say she doesn't know what LSD feels like maybe. Lol oh yeah she been on some

  • @Nick-qj7ym
    @Nick-qj7ym Před 3 lety +2464

    1:18 "Oh I ate a half of a slice thank god...*pauses*...unless I ate a slice and a half!"
    lmfao most high moment ever recorded. I love it.

    • @vystorm
      @vystorm Před 3 lety +7

      Goddamn it I broke your 69 likes too, I just broke someone's 169 as well 😭

    • @DarkLeviathan8
      @DarkLeviathan8 Před 3 lety +17

      I didn't expect to have a 70 years old grandma make me laugh in tears today

    • @xanderjohnson8629
      @xanderjohnson8629 Před 3 lety +9

      Maybe, MAYBE!!!

    • @parkjimin-standkb-62
      @parkjimin-standkb-62 Před 3 lety +2

      That was the best part😂

  • @Kekistani_Insurgent
    @Kekistani_Insurgent Před 2 lety +6

    “How embarrassing am I, to… *EAT!* banan- Pot, Banana Nutbread Pot!”
    “Lookit!! There’s _the Slice!_ ”
    I love the sheer force of inflection in her voice lmao

  • @ThatGuyYouArent2
    @ThatGuyYouArent2 Před 2 lety +23

    As a major league stoner and moderately experienced tripper, this is absolutely adorable! Bless this poor woman! 😂

  • @ausbotsecond8390
    @ausbotsecond8390 Před 3 lety +4529

    Imagine your just enjoying dinner with your wife and kids and your elderly mum just sends you this video message.

  • @johnwalker5614
    @johnwalker5614 Před 3 lety +2496

    "One of the bad effects pot has on me is paranoia."
    So it's not her first time...

    • @szlendak1368
      @szlendak1368 Před 3 lety +23

      why ? she’s saying that she’s feeling paranoiac that might be her first time

    • @deric3676
      @deric3676 Před 3 lety +187

      @@szlendak1368 the way she worded it may imply her previous reactions to pot

    • @szlendak1368
      @szlendak1368 Před 3 lety +2

      @@deric3676 oh ok

    • @stancinatti8198
      @stancinatti8198 Před 3 lety +5

      She could’ve looked it up lol

    • @michaellane9079
      @michaellane9079 Před 3 lety +22

      @@szlendak1368 no she was referencing previous experience. In this case she was obviously not para nod at all. She is just very high and giggly.

  • @TheSubygirl
    @TheSubygirl Před 2 lety +29

    Daughter of longtime Growers here with an incredibly straight-laced husband. Yeah my poor husband got into fancy pigs in a blanket once; swear to God he was stoned for like 48 hours. It's now roughly 10 years later and he rather enjoys the occasional gummy. Especially after discovering its effect on diabetic nerve pain 😁

  • @lunabranwen
    @lunabranwen Před 2 lety +13

    Try the indica instead. Less paranoid jumpy type feeling

  • @buffstraw2969
    @buffstraw2969 Před 3 lety +1464

    This woman is totally adorable. I'm glad she's okay.

    • @rasta_boy1419
      @rasta_boy1419 Před 3 lety +1

      Idk man we don't know what she did after the video ended

    • @snavisTM
      @snavisTM Před 3 lety +7

      I know oh my gosh I'm so happy she wasn't the first person in the history of the world to od from pot I mean oh my gosh I'm glad she's ok...

    • @demontedavies5896
      @demontedavies5896 Před 3 lety +2

      Boy it is god dam weed

    • @indigenousunite4935
      @indigenousunite4935 Před 3 lety

      She's obviously having the time of her life. "It feels like LSD, not that I know what that feels like."🤣🤣🤣🤣
      She certainly does know what LSD feels like.
      This is one of the better videos I've seen.

    • @yoyo-vz3km
      @yoyo-vz3km Před 3 lety

      She is not just ok. I think she is tripping for the first time in her life

  • @lemonpep4971
    @lemonpep4971 Před 3 lety +3378

    "i don't know if I should stand up"
    *proceeds to visit 14 tourist locations around the world*

    • @byylue4564
      @byylue4564 Před 3 lety +9

      I’m leaving a comment here so when this blows up you can see me 😊

    • @shaikhaali7447
      @shaikhaali7447 Před 3 lety +5

      @Untrepid One WEUDVJNA-

    • @michaelgask
      @michaelgask Před 3 lety +2

      lol! still laughing from this comment 10 minutes later...

    • @hippieduck
      @hippieduck Před 3 lety +6

      God that's funny 😄

    • @lemonpep4971
      @lemonpep4971 Před 3 lety +7

      I have acquired humor

  • @brandiebahn8314
    @brandiebahn8314 Před 2 lety +3

    I would like to take a moment to give a shout-out to CZcams for recommending this hilarious 😂 gem

  • @rhondag8128
    @rhondag8128 Před 2 lety +19

    This had me laughing so loudly, I woke everyone up. Lol.

  • @mr21guy9
    @mr21guy9 Před 3 lety +3393

    “I don’t know if I should stand up”
    *Teleports To the Nether Realm*

  • @aiishataal
    @aiishataal Před 3 lety +4208

    "it hit me like a FUCKING sledgehammer" all of a suuden i could imagine what her younger version was like lmfao

  • @MandiMriel
    @MandiMriel Před 2 lety +10

    I love that she had to go outside for some air like she smoked a whole joint to her head! Oh she is the cutest!!

  • @paperclips4113
    @paperclips4113 Před 2 lety +3

    She sent this to her family and they found it so amusing that they POSTED it!!🤣🤣 What a sweet lady. (I feel her on that, tho -).

  • @dwarevids
    @dwarevids Před 3 lety +520

    So we are all here because of a random recommendation over a year later..... got it

    • @realdavebob
      @realdavebob Před 3 lety +9

      Coincidentally when I’m high as hell too. Love the CZcams algorithm

    • @austins.2495
      @austins.2495 Před 3 lety

      Are you under the impression that CZcams only recommends brand new videos? The algorithm throws videos at you from all different times, and a year old video isn't even that old or weird. Why does the algorithm seem so crazy to these kids man, go outside or something smh

    • @315fishing5
      @315fishing5 Před 3 lety +3

      @@realdavebob broooo saaaaame!!!

    • @skylerosborn2177
      @skylerosborn2177 Před 3 lety +1

      You're god damn right we are

    • @kinglex2805
      @kinglex2805 Před 3 lety

      I remember the first time I had an eddie

  • @Geckey53
    @Geckey53 Před 3 lety +3244

    “I don’t know if I should stand up” cuts to her outside in the wind.

    • @okcomputerplaycreep9259
      @okcomputerplaycreep9259 Před 3 lety +21

      LMAOOOO

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 3 lety

      HELP!!! Everybody at my school cyberbullies me because they say my videos are extremely BAD!!! Please help me, dear mam

    • @Geckey53
      @Geckey53 Před 3 lety +13

      @@AxxLAfriku get help somewhere else.

    • @zh2266
      @zh2266 Před 3 lety +4

      She stood up that fast her head shot out the roof of her house

    • @marcusbruns9729
      @marcusbruns9729 Před 3 lety +1

      @@AxxLAfriku Why not learn to make decent videos?

  • @JustDutchess
    @JustDutchess Před 2 lety +6

    "I hope I didn't eat a slice in a half" lol 💀

  • @SAMMIsLIFE
    @SAMMIsLIFE Před 2 lety +3

    He tryna figure out if she ate a slice and a half was the funniest, purest, most related thing ive ever seen 😂😂😂

  • @BerserkerDwarf
    @BerserkerDwarf Před 3 lety +2255

    "It hit me like a *fucking* sledgehammer."
    I would say that it did, ma'am.

    • @Hashbeast
      @Hashbeast Před 3 lety +9

      Nine pound hammer is one of the dankest strains I've had. I'm by no means a light weight and it made me take a break sitting on some stairs and i was so relaxed I fell asleep. I was in a safe place not a subway or anything btw.

    • @sergioaragon8315
      @sergioaragon8315 Před 3 lety +1

      Me three 😂😂😂

    • @RemyRincon
      @RemyRincon Před 3 lety +1

      I concur

    • @laurasanchez7105
      @laurasanchez7105 Před 3 lety +1

      LMAO

    • @Sleepy.__
      @Sleepy.__ Před 3 lety +1

      That's how I was the other night but it was back and forth from paranoia to me just being flat out goofy and out of it.

  • @JaylanxYT
    @JaylanxYT Před 2 lety +3380

    “I ate half of a slice”
    *half of the loaf is missing*

  • @marysexton5847
    @marysexton5847 Před 2 lety +5

    Well this lady is officially my favorite person 🤣❤

  • @patriciamartin2995
    @patriciamartin2995 Před 2 lety +3

    I love this lady !!! She is so funny I needed this right now

  • @samiyalarson3341
    @samiyalarson3341 Před 3 lety +1543

    she’s going through a spiritual awakening 😫

  • @MrCander000
    @MrCander000 Před 3 lety +3634

    My mom ate two of my brother's weed cookies. She called me panicking and asked what to do. I told her to find a good movie and enjoy the ride. It was so hard to not laugh at the situation. She doesn't even drink. I talked to her for about 30 mins until she was just laughing and I was sure she was alright.

    • @kazzamite
      @kazzamite Před 3 lety +67

      I get palpitations on one cookie let alone two!!!

    • @visualhatefvck
      @visualhatefvck Před 3 lety +55

      This hilarious 😅 hope she found a good movie hahah

    • @stephaniet.7272
      @stephaniet.7272 Před 3 lety +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kamk7465
      @kamk7465 Před 3 lety +47

      Thats kind of wholesome and sweet :)

    • @CaptainEdMercer
      @CaptainEdMercer Před 3 lety +72

      @@kazzamite I had to quit weed because no matter how little I take or smoke I get heart problems. Been over a year without weed now. I can't say I miss feeling panicked and paranoid and on the verge of freaking out.

  • @Pixie0316
    @Pixie0316 Před 2 lety +7

    Thank you, thank you so much for sharing this 😁🤙 I haven't laughed that hard till I cried in a long time 😂😂
    Bless you 💜❤💜❤

  • @mylesmcminn5114
    @mylesmcminn5114 Před 2 lety +5

    Gotta love her with her swearing & taking edibles & dropping acid at one time or another lmao

  • @ogs1mpson609
    @ogs1mpson609 Před 3 lety +3891

    The tone of her voice when she said “Hi Family..” sounded like someone saying their last farewells lolol

    • @fbidumbbee
      @fbidumbbee Před 3 lety +41

      the paranoia will do that to you 💀

    • @joeyrybak1132
      @joeyrybak1132 Před 3 lety +9

      Or an apology video lmao

    • @nategamer9184
      @nategamer9184 Před 3 lety +2

      Ye

    • @TheDBZ_KING7_Official
      @TheDBZ_KING7_Official Před 3 lety +11

      "My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Megra Aroyo lane, Albuquerque New Mexico 87104. This is not am admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now. Hi Family."

    • @kristin332
      @kristin332 Před 3 lety

      lmao

  • @dchoney9435
    @dchoney9435 Před 2 lety +2301

    “It wasn’t very good, but I still ate a whole slice.” That shit is me in a nutshell.

    • @Nikki-wt8ss
      @Nikki-wt8ss Před 2 lety +34

      Or half....
      Or a slice and a half....
      🤯

    • @suzannaj3834
      @suzannaj3834 Před 2 lety +18

      “Maybe I ate a slice and a half”, that was funny AH! 😂

    • @chanceweslowski7792
      @chanceweslowski7792 Před 2 lety +2

      Hello everyone. Please come to God. We can only be saved through Jesus Christ. God is good and he is loving and forgiving and merciful. If we repent and are baptized in a truly Biblical Church(be sure to make sure it truly lives by the Bible)and we put our faith in Jesus Christ, doing the will of God and following his True Holy Spirit(test the Spirits)we can be saved. He offers us so much and can give us everlasting life with him in Heaven. He can give us new lives and show us his loving grace and salvation. We are saved by faith, but true faith will always produce the beautiful righteous works of God. May God lead you in the truth and bless you and I pray that you will see the truth. If you pray to him honestly and truly seek him diligently, he says you will find him. Tomorrow is never promised. Jesus is coming back. We are in hard times, Please come to God now because you never know what's going to happen but God does tell us that he has made a way out and to a better life. May God shoe you the truth and give you the understand of his love and truth. God bless you!🙂

    • @jaydenfriesen
      @jaydenfriesen Před 2 lety +3

      1000th like

    • @johnathandoe1299
      @johnathandoe1299 Před 2 lety

      @@chanceweslowski7792 🙏👹🙏👹🙏👹

  • @mizzysparrots4874
    @mizzysparrots4874 Před 2 lety +515

    I gave my dad an edible once. He went to the grocery store and was gone for like 3 hours 😆 came home and didn't even have anything from the store I was like wtf you doin.
    Edit : this thread is turning toxic. Either take it as a funny story, or don't bother commenting.

    • @unknown509
      @unknown509 Před 2 lety +95

      I had an experience just like that I went to the store after eating like 150mg of edibles thinking they were my delta 8 thc edibles that have almost no head high but when I was pulling into the store it hit me like a speeding train so I parked under a tree in the shade and tried to calm myself down but it was only getting more intense. So I said fuck it and watched the Simpsons on my phone for like two hours.

    • @mizzysparrots4874
      @mizzysparrots4874 Před 2 lety +17

      @@unknown509 lol! Too funny. I mean im sure it wasn't funny at the time but that makes for a good story. The one and only time I dropped acid, it made me very panicked for hours. I had to just sit in the dark and watch Disney movies until it stopped. It was pretty scary.

    • @unknown509
      @unknown509 Před 2 lety +18

      @@mizzysparrots4874 yeah acid can be tough. I was in the Army when I first tripped and it was really intense but luckily I was super happy after not being so for a long time. It made me feel like the real me essentially.

    • @mizzysparrots4874
      @mizzysparrots4874 Před 2 lety +4

      @@unknown509 that's exactly how I was hoping to feel!!! But it was the opposite it made me really anxious. Now I'm worried about trying again.... So ill just stick to my edibles and smoking lol!

    • @unknown509
      @unknown509 Před 2 lety +5

      @@mizzysparrots4874 ain’t nothing wrong with that. That’s what’s I do now.

  • @jenniferjean
    @jenniferjean Před 2 lety +5

    Mom next time just sleep it off lol. BTW it sure looked like you were having fun 😆

  • @weirdhungidas8998
    @weirdhungidas8998 Před 3 lety +1553

    I like how her hair gets more messier

    • @DaBonkinator
      @DaBonkinator Před 3 lety +6

      Exactly! It's like in shows where characters get a redesign to show their new, developed selves but here it's just her progressively and unwillingly embracing the stoner side of hers.

    • @user-cf3jy7wk2s
      @user-cf3jy7wk2s Před 3 lety +5

      More messier? I think you mean more messy unless if you are a 外国人

    • @GokuBlackIsReal
      @GokuBlackIsReal Před 3 lety +5

      @@user-cf3jy7wk2s There's no need to point out grammatical errors mortal!

    • @timlebel6093
      @timlebel6093 Před 3 lety

      I liked that aswell

    • @grantberdell4872
      @grantberdell4872 Před 3 lety

      Lmao

  • @mabybee
    @mabybee Před 3 lety +1792

    “I don’t know if I should stand up”
    Cuts to her chasing a tornado

    • @o0TwistedByDesign0o
      @o0TwistedByDesign0o Před 3 lety +16

      So I gave this vid a full run, then I read all the comments and watched it again. The part of this video that you described to a T just made me spit some coffee out all over the table lol BAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE this video!

    • @spicypepper7542
      @spicypepper7542 Před 3 lety +2

      Lmao true

    • @janrajce
      @janrajce Před 3 lety +12

      Imagine how long the cut took, was it 5 seconds or 3 hours of walking around neighborhoods screaming "maybe"? We'll never know.

    • @coco_b
      @coco_b Před 3 lety +1

      @@janrajce fuckn facts😆🤣🤣im dead

    • @jak30341
      @jak30341 Před 3 lety +1

      🤣

  • @lisaboone369
    @lisaboone369 Před 2 lety

    🤣😂🤣😂seriously sit yo ass down with a nice cuppa tea and chill nana...enjoy it... makes being a senior likable!!!♡

  • @PurplePassionPaper
    @PurplePassionPaper Před 2 lety +3

    "I hope I didn't eat a slice and a half" had me rolling. Lmbo

  • @ianlopez3780
    @ianlopez3780 Před 3 lety +1242

    """"Feels like lsd.. not that i know what that feels like.... maybe"""

    • @darsedsun5034
      @darsedsun5034 Před 3 lety +27

      Holup

    • @David-zy1lr
      @David-zy1lr Před 3 lety +40

      Hippies truly can't become boomers no matter how old they are

    • @cg6176
      @cg6176 Před 3 lety +7

      @@David-zy1lr god I love my grandma

    • @qtRisky
      @qtRisky Před 3 lety +3

      She said lst

    • @cookiecat7163
      @cookiecat7163 Před 3 lety

      @@qtRisky lol yeah was gonna say that

  • @gooeypanther
    @gooeypanther Před 3 lety +13049

    Grandma how you know what LSD feels like😭😭

    • @Jimmy-ou8sr
      @Jimmy-ou8sr Před 3 lety +650

      Granny Wildin back in her prime

    • @fahrigonzo
      @fahrigonzo Před 3 lety +587

      grandma had a good time in the 60s

    • @dimitartodorov4826
      @dimitartodorov4826 Před 3 lety +97

      @Nocti Nox The pope aint holy. He promotes so many false doctrines. He isnt saved for sure.

    • @a.l.4720
      @a.l.4720 Před 3 lety +16

      yeah bc all old people was always old you baby

    • @kubrikansis7289
      @kubrikansis7289 Před 3 lety +40

      @Nocti Nox you don’t like to think of your grandparents that way? Even though they had a life and enjoyed it? 😂

  • @arinw5038
    @arinw5038 Před rokem +1

    Lol she is so adorable i always come back to this video every once in a while when i need a laugh 😂

  • @canaidianz
    @canaidianz Před 2 lety +26

    Lmao, what a sweet heart, poor thing, her *edible* mistake is absolutely warranted. Making a video priceless 😁 i feel bad for her, but dam she made me laugh. Our precious moms. Te he he 😂 ❤

  • @Omni_Spider
    @Omni_Spider Před 3 lety +894

    She acts like her high is gone, but she’s still high

    • @uygy15
      @uygy15 Před 3 lety +3

      High on life B)

    • @User-yi6gf
      @User-yi6gf Před 3 lety +1

      When you’re so high you forget you’re high.

    • @ericsilvestre5606
      @ericsilvestre5606 Před 3 lety +1

      She was probably smoking like everyone in the 60

  • @Pico_444
    @Pico_444 Před 3 lety +1263

    Her emotions 📈📈📉📈📈📉📈📉📉📉📉📈📈📉📉📈

  • @txblades1
    @txblades1 Před 2 lety +2

    So perfect. I love the immediate, admission of guilt right from the start.

  • @k8eekatt
    @k8eekatt Před 2 lety +1

    "I THOUGHT IT WAS GLUTEN FREEEEEE!!!!"😂😂😂😂 I feel that

  • @joschlunde
    @joschlunde Před 3 lety +770

    The fact she seems less upset at eating the the pot than having _accidentally_ eaten it.

    • @user66456
      @user66456 Před 3 lety +9

      ... what?

    • @crimson3048
      @crimson3048 Před 3 lety +18

      @@user66456 she seems more upset that she accidentally ate it than the fact that it was pot

    • @brian-vm1zt
      @brian-vm1zt Před 3 lety +2

      @@user66456 are you high sir?

    • @sobe9ograff
      @sobe9ograff Před 3 lety

      @Laydiibugs what do you mean? English is not my first or second language and i got it just fine. What is "not very well" about it exactly? No punctuation?

    • @deekamikaze
      @deekamikaze Před 3 lety +5

      Back when I smoked and loved at home I made a super strong batch of brownies for a festival. I was letting it sit on the stove to cool and I put a note that said DO NOT EAT and I went to the store.
      I came back and it was just an empty pan. My little brother and my dad are couch locked, and super pissed. My dad even said that if he could move he would kick my ass. I couldn't be mad though. Yeah it was expensive but that's what they get for eating things that they shouldn't have.
      My dad had to tell his work that 'I drugged him' and I had to even come in and vouch and I just told them the truth. He didn't know they were pot brownie but he shouldn't have eaten something that said DO NOT EAT.

  • @bettynewberry1
    @bettynewberry1 Před 3 lety +1783

    Who left the pot bread for grandma to eat??? Poor granny flying high and having LSD flash backs.

    • @yeemkek2312
      @yeemkek2312 Před 3 lety +6

      🤣🤣

    • @codyleslie478
      @codyleslie478 Před 3 lety +37

      *LST 😂😂

    • @HexorOfficial
      @HexorOfficial Před 3 lety +11

      @@codyleslie478 it's lsd you tool

    • @TheMacJacker
      @TheMacJacker Před 3 lety +22

      @@HexorOfficial 1:30 have a great day

    • @codyleslie478
      @codyleslie478 Před 3 lety +33

      @@HexorOfficial hey buddy I was referencing the video where she said LST.. no reason to be a jerk

  • @tobiasengel8385
    @tobiasengel8385 Před 2 lety +1

    Bless you sweetheart, I’m sorry this had to happen!

  • @nmarchesano
    @nmarchesano Před 2 lety +1

    She is flipping hilarious! Didn't think there was anything that would make me laugh today... I needed this. Thank you. I also need a slice of that bread. 😜

  • @naslewisnotme
    @naslewisnotme Před 3 lety +2290

    “I ate pot banana nut bread So strong!”Hahahaha, not even a period in between. I feel it.

    • @rh_nt
      @rh_nt Před 3 lety +4

      You actually don't need a period

    • @NiePieerdol
      @NiePieerdol Před 3 lety +34

      @@rh_nt After reaching certain age if you're a woman

    • @rh_nt
      @rh_nt Před 3 lety +2

      @@NiePieerdol ? That's not what I meant

    • @shiddintiddies
      @shiddintiddies Před 3 lety +5

      The audible swallow after she said it was what killed me the most. I could almost feel her dry mouth. LMAO

    • @shanksswife
      @shanksswife Před 3 lety +1

      @@NiePieerdol 🤣🤣🤣

  • @zinkyfx4758
    @zinkyfx4758 Před 3 lety +1704

    0:47 “I don’t know if I should stand up”
    *starts skydiving*

    • @thiha8372
      @thiha8372 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Jessebella1 Damn bro.. let him live

    • @TJL2010
      @TJL2010 Před 3 lety +7

      😂🤣

    • @Snibble
      @Snibble Před 3 lety

      It's funny when you're a 12 y.o. like I was.. not when you're still doing it on a daily basis as a grown-ass man. (skydiving not included)

    • @JoaquinLucero22420
      @JoaquinLucero22420 Před 3 lety +10

      Whoever wrote this comment I love u and u r the GOAT😂

    • @Jessebella1
      @Jessebella1 Před 3 lety +1

      @@JoaquinLucero22420 czcams.com/video/VR5hFxeBaFY/video.html I found a clip of him and wtf, you are right, he is a goat lol

  • @maryannvitelli5818
    @maryannvitelli5818 Před 2 lety +2

    This reminds me of my mom, the first time I let her smoke some of my pipe. Wanted to assure her that it wasn't in any way "dangerous". I was 19. She was maybe 54?? All she did was walk around the house asking me what time it was, every 2 minutes. And then all of a sudden, she wanted me to drive to the store and pick up some Enteman's Walnut Danish Rings and Jelly Donuts. 😂😂😂. Next month she would've been 101 yrs old. My best buddy throughout my whole life. My husband, Jamie (Jim) adored & loved her as much. We miss you, Mom, a lot. 💛💛 This beautiful woman was hysterical. Loved it. 🖒

  • @GimmeJimmy23
    @GimmeJimmy23 Před 2 lety +7

    It was just silly and random, until she says "maybe," at the end, then it becomes comedy gold!

  • @danielallyway
    @danielallyway Před 3 lety +8243

    She looks like she became a little more of herself!

    • @auri3444
      @auri3444 Před 3 lety +31

      I keep seeing you in every comment section

    • @gomiladroogies5951
      @gomiladroogies5951 Před 3 lety +15

      @@auri3444 i keep seeing you in every comment section

    • @adriangonzalez3yearsago927
      @adriangonzalez3yearsago927 Před 3 lety +36

      Give me money rich man

    • @yummygopher1065
      @yummygopher1065 Před 3 lety +7

      @@auri3444 yeah it's low-key kind of annoying

    • @jethro7096
      @jethro7096 Před 3 lety +6

      @@yummygopher1065 bruh the guy is allowed to comment (if it was joke then sorry)

  • @MarcelPolman
    @MarcelPolman Před 2 lety +2088

    So sad she's alone for this. She just needed someone there to calm her down and make her laugh. Bless her.

    • @Hlbkomer
      @Hlbkomer Před 2 lety +41

      But then this video would have never been made :) And she seems to enjoy herself just fine ;)

    • @linnymaemullins3319
      @linnymaemullins3319 Před 2 lety +4

      👍

    • @bowtoyoursensei554
      @bowtoyoursensei554 Před 2 lety +57

      @@Hlbkomer No, she said she was feeling paranoid. That's not a fun experience.

    • @kevincowan2639
      @kevincowan2639 Před 2 lety +14

      She needs to watch family guy or something she’ll be tripping 😂

    • @FloridaForForever
      @FloridaForForever Před 2 lety +8

      She wasnt alone...someone gave her the bread =)

  • @whatyoulooking2006
    @whatyoulooking2006 Před rokem

    😭😭😭😭😭she is so wholesome and i love her

  • @limerencelail
    @limerencelail Před 2 lety +12

    i hope she’s ok!! this is funny but i know how scary it is to get high and be paranoid:/

    • @CassondraScott
      @CassondraScott Před 2 lety +1

      So messed up, however.. may i
      I note.. SHE can't be that paranoid if she's going outside and there aren't any blankets covering the windows. Lol

    • @limerencelail
      @limerencelail Před rokem

      @@CassondraScott it depends on every person.

  • @jxrdy.6021
    @jxrdy.6021 Před 3 lety +955

    "Should I stand up?"
    *Jet skis across the Pacific*

  • @dracconz1486
    @dracconz1486 Před 3 lety +501

    I love how “edible” for her means “gluten free”, anything else is not edible.

  • @wrestlingfan2024
    @wrestlingfan2024 Před 2 lety +4

    This made me laugh until I cried. Her ridiculous facial expressions, the cursing from out of nowhere, her voice, and especially that face she makes when she realizes what edible meant 😂😂😂

  • @saysrry48
    @saysrry48 Před 2 lety

    i love elderly people. so cute, specially this one. God bless her.

  • @user-yp5ko8us9j
    @user-yp5ko8us9j Před 3 lety +1503

    “Idk if I should stand up.”
    *Casually strolls through a tornado outside in the next shot*

  • @ssiKronnoC
    @ssiKronnoC Před 3 lety +1526

    I LOVE how she has a whole crisis about whether she ate a half of a slice or a slice and a half, even though it would make no difference whatsoever considering how she’s already BAKED.

    • @eboranshard6220
      @eboranshard6220 Před 3 lety +2

      Thats brilliant xD

    • @goodclover
      @goodclover Před 3 lety +6

      From what she said about gluten I assume she's allergic.
      So if she ate more of it and it does contain gluten she's got a valid worry

    • @RaysHobbies
      @RaysHobbies Před 3 lety +2

      As baked as the bread

    • @Pentti_Hilkuri
      @Pentti_Hilkuri Před 3 lety

      Oh the paranoia! Did eat a slice or a slice and a half! I GOTTA KNOW FOR SHURE!

    • @ryant8430
      @ryant8430 Před 3 lety

      she thought she may keep going UP ... and UP ... and UP

  • @traedmoch1933
    @traedmoch1933 Před 2 lety +4

    Aw bless! Protect her at all costs.

  • @paisleyrae207
    @paisleyrae207 Před 2 lety +1

    Omgggg I’m subscribing now 😂😂😂😂❤️ you’re amazing and hilarious and I hope you at least had a good time! Hahahaahah