Mike Marino - Italian President - Make America Italian Again
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Mike marino 2024. "Everything will be sorted out in tree months!"
Maybe 4 with covid, but let me take care of it!
“You don’t follow me,.... I follow you!!!
It doesn't matter how many times I watch this, it's still hilarious
I'd vote for this guy in a heartbeat 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹
Vote for Marino 🇮🇹FOUGETABOTIT!!!! 🍕🍕
Exactly!
@Rob Napoli di dove?
Mike Marino 2024!!!
Exactly! Already have the shirts for sale!
We need an Italian prime minister in 🇨🇦.
I love how he snuffs out the cigarette on the line 'Nothing you can do about that"
We need this guy right now more than ever. No more virus. We uh, sorted it out.
You wouldn't know how, but the virus would be gone now!
Ha! Lol.
I made a call...
Why do you want to vote for him? Because he loves to kill people mafia style? Murderous Warmongers.
But remember: *The more you kill the more you get killed.* If you think opposite of that is true, that the more you kill the more peace would be achieved or the more people would submit to you; you're WRONG! The more you kill people the more people kill you. No one's scared of your threats & killings & no one is scared of your mafia presidents killers. You kill; you get killed. You got that?!
@@dreamepiphany9093 Ain't it sad when people don't get jokes?
This guy is hilarious. He gets standing ovations wherever he performs. I saw him live and he rocked the house
randy hausner thank you so much!!!! Hopefully I’ll be back out on the road again soon!
@@MikeMarinoLive Damn, I would love to see you live. Hope you are in DC or Northern Virginia
@@LordStanley94 Not right now, but if you wanna get my newsletter with all my upcoming tour dates, just send me an email to mikemarinofans@gmail.com and remind me what areas you would like to see me in and I'll keep you updated!
@@MikeMarinoLive awesome. Will do. Thanks. Be well. Have some Chianti and Gnocchi. 😊
Ciao Mike Sei Fortissimo, from Italy ❤
Go Mike Go keep the fight up paisan!! Wishing you all the best in 2022 we need all the laughter we can get right now!! …God Bless 😉🙏🏻🇮🇹🇺🇸
You've got my vote, brother!
Awesome thanks so much!
I’ve been saying for awhile now, we need the Cosa Nostra back in business to straighten some things out, help keep things in balance
Even Vegas was a better place when they were in charge ! The players made money , the busboy made money , everyone made money ! The only one that had a bug up their ass about " the boys " making money were the feds .
My US history teacher said that back in the pre-WW2 days, cities with a strong mafia presence were much better in almost every possible way than cities that weren't.
I love the way he cracks himself up
I had to watch this twice. He was just that damn funny and I'm a sister. I approve this message.🤣🤣🤣🤣💯
“and then aaaah..... I don’t know what happened. But, he’s gone now... and there’s nothing you can do about that.” Hahaha 😂
Comedy needs you mike ✊
Keep killin’ it my guy 💯
I'm voting for Marino..I suggest you all do the same..or else!!!
You said it!
Hysterical...yess Marino for President will keep us happy & laughing & love your platform..🇮🇹🍷🍝
I would completely vote for you , you have my full 100% support and my vote
Why do you want to vote for him? Because he loves to kill people mafia style? Murderous Warmongers.
But remember: *The more you kill the more you get killed.* If you think opposite of that is true, that the more you kill the more peace would be achieved or the more people would submit to you; you're WRONG! The more you kill people the more people kill you. No one's scared of your threats & killings & no one is scared of your mafia presidents killers. You kill; you get killed. You got that?!
This guy is great makes me proud to be Italian from jersey......
bruh put the white house in south jersey its the most underground italian place ever
Oh it's definitely moving to Jersey, nobody will ever find us.
It's about time we had an Italian President! 🇺🇸🇮🇹
Right?
@@MikeMarinoLive 😁
Thanks for the mexican flag
🇮🇹🇺🇸
Sandee Bridge 🇮🇹
Livin in South Jersey, near Philly with their Italian section. Got my vote for sure! There’s a few guys that Gotta go... I won’t know what happened to em but I’ll be glad if they went away
Great stand up! I'm casting my vote, Mike Martino 2020 for president!
Haha thanks, but I'm not sure if that Martino fella is gonna be as good as me ;-) lol
There is NO ONE funnier than Mike Marino. I loved him from the moment I heard his first set-up and joke. He is SO GOOD at what he does. Montreal loves you, Mike!!!! Come back soon!!!
I'm voting for him.
I love this joke. I love it when he says he would send the statue of liberty's head back to France as a warning.
I'm Hispanic and even I approve this message! 😂😂😂 "Leave the burrito, take the cannoli." New slogan.
HAHA that's hilarious!
Check your racial privileges duuuude
@@levizenon276 STFU
@@levizenon276 nothing racial in his comment, just joke my friend.
@@ark9833 very goo comments
Absolutely the funniest comedian I have ever heard!!! He’s GREAT!!!!!
Long time no talk to Mike! Sending love and good vibes.
You got this Italian lady's vote 😚
Wohooo!
So excited to see your show at Harrah's in Atlantic City!!!! Bringing the whole family!!!
Very funny! Tracksuits should be mandatory at the Whitehouse after business hours.😁😎
Mike, my man you've got my vote. I ain't American, I'm Italian but I'm gonna vote in the US anyway. Because I know a guy who knows a guy #Mike4president
Hit the subscribe button and the share button and I'll count that as a vote! Lol
@@MikeMarinoLive done!
Why not ??? Seems like everyone from everywhere else is voting in our elections , and the political parties have the nerve to say that theirs no outside influence ? What pisses me off is that they have the nerve to say it with a straight face !
@@doughoward6401 dude I was just joking.
Here from Larry Lawton
I’ll never forget
IAM from Hollywood Los Angeles
Hillarious, italians are so funny and honest, 💜💪🏻💯🙏🏻✌🏽
Haha thanks, yes, we are!
Mike Marino Live 🤣💓I am 🇦🇺 Australia.. Italian, Sicilian. 🇮🇹My dad was the typical italian, he was direct and very strict, me being the eldest, only daughter.. and my twin brothers youngest.
Me and my fratelli💖are from the same generation as you. I was born in 1970, my bros 1973. 🇦🇺🇮🇹🙏🏻✌🏽✌🏽💜when are you coming back to Australia? This question is meant for you only Mike🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@888alp I would love to come to Australia,. I was trying to put a tour together down under when all this crap with covid started. So hopefully when things get better i can make it there!
Mike Marino Live Mike thank you for your reply, I am so stoked 💓😀😀😀 I know this covid chaos has ruined everyones lives. 😡👎🏻👎🏻 Not to worry when its all over, I will be the first italian woman to buy a ticket, I hope to meet you in person one day. 💜. 🙏🏻💜🙏🏻 I better go and help my mum cook, she is an amazing cook. Just like your mum. Ciao for now ✌🏽✌🏽stay healthy and safe. 💪🏻✌🏽
Can y’all vote for him I’m tired on this stuff going on.
KitCat Kitten haha yes exactly! When I’m in office, I’ll make this whole Virus go away, you won’t know how, but it will be gone!
You’d definitely get my vote. 🙌🏼
Absolutely hilarious 😆 watched it twice 👏👏
We need more like this ! He’s fabulous.. great humour
THEEEE FUNNIEST GUY IN COMEDY TODAY! Seen Mike Marino a few times live and he really knows how to work an audience, no matter the make up of the audience. That’s important. Some comedians don’t know how to adjust to different types of people.
You got my vote!
Haha yes! Thank you!
“Yes,I would ,go on a commercial break”....somebody knee caps are getting tuned!🤣🤣🤣
He will be doing his campaign rally this Saturday night in Scottsdale. Lol. Can't wait to see Rock the House there Mike!
Best ever
Holy crap this is some gifted comedy! 😂
This guy means business.🇺🇸
There you go!...Now, you get there Culture!
I'm proud latino but I'll vote for you fratello! Latinos and Italians are cousins. We are so similar! 🇮🇹 🇸🇻
Yes my Latino brother- you are cousins, I agree
Yeah but Latino food tastes like horse shit
Game recognise game. A Family man to family man.
We are not , we are white Europeans and you are not
Both have great family culture and great food.
Love Mike, so funny and I especially LOVE lets make America Italian again! LOVE IT!!!
This is hysterical, and quality content!
Favourite comedian
This had me in tears. Very great comic!
Man iv missed sum serious funny shit ....I'll be watching all this ,,
This is spectacular
He’s just the best comedian today hands down
Marino 2020 Calzone for everyone
Love this, Mike. In 2016, I wrote in a vote for a meatball sub at the ballot (then I ate one). In 2020, I vote for you.
What? I wasn't your write in candidate in 2016? No wonder I only came in third!
@@MikeMarinoLive nothing prepared me for what would happen if I voted for a hero sandwich. Now I know better.
talking about that thing, it's so italian! i'm italian i use it a lot :) love this dude
Great this is great!!
One of the funniest people I have ever met.
That was my favourite saying growing up I don't know what happened
I'm Italian....God Bless Italians!
There gone now and you cant do a thing about it!!! Never go empty handed!!!! You are hilarious and you have (got)my vote!!!!
Awesome!!!
“Don’t worry bout it “
FANTASTIC
RIGHT on brotherman...MAKE AMERICA ITALIAN AGIN..
.DAMN REALLY RIGHT ON
Love me some Mike
We need someone like you to restore Law and Order! You are so funny! Had to share it! Thanks for the laughs. I needed it.
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My dad's from sicilia and NYC
An absolute classic !! 🤣
I can’t wait for Americas got talent!!
Isn't that today
Hopefully next season when all this virus shit is over!
He said ice we needa talk..lolol haha. He said we bought him a calzone we weren't stupid. Lmao
Of course, you gotta be nice and bring some food when you are visiting someone!
@@MikeMarinoLive mike this was great and so funny i show all my friends they cant stop laughing. my one friends like yo hes talking like hes been in the mob bro hahaha. i cant wait till you drop a new video my friend stay awesome lol. he said im already upset with you, you know what time i had to wake up, you know how far you live from jersey haha
@@20839pat Lol, go to my channel and watch my show called "Make America Italian Again - Marino 2019" - 18 episodes of my web series of me trying to become President with my family.
If we had an Italian President in the United States, we damn sure would've won the World Cup a few times by now.
No we wouldn't have.
You'd be a terrific President !
A great talent. No one funnier
If you ever get a chance to see his show make sure you go
Love this Jersey humor! Very familiar….
Love it, haha! You were at my job's holiday party yesterday night and I enjoyed it! Everyone else at the party enjoyed it as well. You're very funny!!
Hey Mike! I’m a friend of Tony and Mike Casanova. They shared your link. Funny as hell! Thanks for the laughs and take !
He is F***king great
If it does not work out in the states you can always come to Canada, i'd vote for you!
Okay... Da’ Gumba... got my vote..!!
Lol too late this time. Marino 2024
@@MikeMarinoLive; Make Rudy Guilianni Your Attorney General and that Fauci Guy keep him at his current position...
Keep it Italian...
I would love to have you as a president!! It would be the funniest shit I've ever seen in a while
Pompeo watched this and Got To Work!!!
LOL
💪🙏Presidenete Marino YES 🇮🇹 🇺🇸
Relocate the White House to New Jersey. Love his cabinet members Niki,Joey a couple of guys in track suits, ect. I'm all for it.🤣🤣🤣🤣
My favorite line. Where are they? I don't know. But their gone now and there's nothing you can do about it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mike, you rock!! Hoping you get to LA soon!!!! We need the laughs!!!
The very fact that Isis started crossing into Sicily making vague threats to the Ndrangheta. And the Ndrangheta responded: BRING IT!
Pretty much validates how they handle things old school.
Ndrangheta is from the region of Calabria , sicily is mafia and naples is Gomorrah !
@@cfclazio621 Yes, but its the Ndrangheta the Anti pope is scared of. I about peed in my past after Francis excommunicated them from them from the Church after YEARS of crooked parts of Vatican have contracted them out to do the dirty work for them and the Crown . And they went straight to church in Palermo, and removed the Mother Mary statue.
I don't advocate violence of any sort. And know the part the Ndrangheta has in the Octopus. The whole history of Sicilian people has been forbidden to be told. Just as the Monarchy invaded Africa with King Leopold with his sadistic murders, cutting of the left hands to track certain slaves, while still to this day thry still steal all of their resources, and Francis sends in Mercenaries to kill off dissidents. They continue murdering off Native Tribes of Indians in Canada by telling the Chinese too as they build their new international highway.
Queen never did like "those little brown people". And the globalist ambitions is and has always been by the hands of Monarchs, Papacy, and Oligarchs globally.
This cophid psyops is just the beginning to their U.N. one world domination. Where depopulation would include everyone but the 300 families.
I wish the 5 families would unite in stopping them. This reset is another great theft of all of all who've worked hard all their lives, while they've not a thing, but send in our soldiers under false pretenses to make money off the the weapons, the uninsured, stealing of property of those who don't have wills, and encourage raping, pillaging, murdering, and theft of all all museums.
There ain't no rest for the wicked.
"Here is what happened: we were talking to him and... I don't know what happened - but he's gone now."
I freaking love his punch lines/his jokes in general; he's original, and the way he delivers them is GOLD!=)))))♥♥
Happy New Year, Mike! Felice Anno Nuovo, Michelino!:)
We need an Italian for President! ❤ 🇮🇹 Make America Italian Again !
Does Mike go on tours? I would love to see him live, he is great.
Yes I am on tour all the time. Check out my current tour schedule at www.mikemarino.net
@@MikeMarinoLive Grazie
@@dpm-jt8rj hope to see you at a show soon!
I used that line every time my boss” who Italian “ ask where somebodies at! My answer is I just seen him then I don’t what happened..but his gone now.. ain’t nothing you can do about that.
Your the best and there is nothing you can do about that
Fab😍😍😍
Thanks 😜
And that’s how you run a country
Incomparable
Appreciate that!
Very attractive❇
Well thank you!