Like a week ago i tried searching stuff akin to overengineered poly bridge and found nothing. Im glad these channels are popping up and i hope the will of the algorithm is in favour
Tbh, there should be a speedrun category, where you have premade bridges for all levels. The only goal would be to complete the levels as fast as possible.
That sounds like a lot of fun actually. I don't know if I'll do the full game, but maybe I'll try a few levels. Unfortunately, I think a lot of levels can be beat with spring cannons (compressed springs that expand once the level starts to launch the cars at mach 7) which makes a lot of levels trivial.
i'd be interesting to see a poly bridge campaign done as fast as possible, still with the budget and materials restrictions still on though, but with the same idea of the pre-made bridges for all the levels.
I can just imagine now: “Honey, why is there a giant hammer behind us?” “I don’t know.” “Oh, whatever. The boat is almost crossed.” “Uhhh.. dear?” “?” “The hammer is moving towards us.” “Oh no.”
Imagine you're driving down the road, the bridge ahead falls into the water and your car just gets lifted by a giant claw and brought to the other side.
@@ReidCaptain Overcomplicated solutions ? can I hire you ? I have overcomplicated problems here in need of overcomplicated solutions. but all I can find is JS monkeys...
"I cant wait 5 seconds, so I'll spend 10h making a stupid bridge" is the polybridge equivalent of 30 sec ad that you can skip after 5 sec VS 5 sec ads.
This is really entertaining. It's explained in a way that makes me - someone who has never considered being an architect ever - understand everything, but then I look back at the bridge and it's crazy how you made a crane with the limitation of all hydraulics working simultaneously, in a game where things can and do collapse under their own strain, and it's able to lift a minivan.
The title should be “I got annoyed of a van stopping when he has a lot of time to cross so I spends hours to fix it with unlimited money so it goes faster”
Great video 👌 I am currently building my own 2D version of poly bridge (as a unity learning exercise) but I am at the stage where I find myself playing the game more than finishing the build 😅 this bridge building stuff is addictive 😁
From simple to ultra super mega too complex crane Bridge thing and all of that for a van that just wait for a boat to pass by under the bridge. Amazing video dude, well done indeed and hilarious AF xD
New to the channel but enjoying the videos. These are exactly what I’m looking for in poly bridge. I’m so sick of seeing dangling roads and predictable designs. I absolutely love these weird challenges with no reason to do them besides “it sounded fun”
This is like if you took too long to get going on a green light and somebody behind you gots out of their car and started building a tow truck. I love it.
Reid, built a claw that carries the van to it destination before taking it back to the middle of the bridge and ultimately letting the claw unopen and let the van crash and sink to the bottom of the river. Hi Reid, I just started watching your videos, they are great!
imagine being a van on a bridge deciding to take a little rest when suddenly someone pops in a quarter and _the claw_ comes down to take you for a ride
![[柴犬ASMR]曼玉Manyu&小白Bai 毛发护理Spa asmr](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/0TsXQ7z2Dh4/mqdefault.jpg)
Bruh, imagine spending hours of time and over $130,000 just to keep a van from stopping for ten seconds. What an absolute chad.
It wasted my time; I needed revenge.
I like what you consider "revenge" 🤣
@@ReidCaptain You wasted your own time so the van won't waste your time.
@@ReidCaptain 69th like
@Reid Captain so you ran out of ideas.
This is why bridge builders aren't given an unlimited amount of funds.
i can feel a woooosh coming
New York and LA bridge traffic would be more
Lmao
DAVA ́S GAMING reddit sucks
@@scotty3739 It does and that's why people love it
imagine stopping for a boat and then a crane comes down and says
*"no"*
ben bowlby underrated comment
imagine stopping for a pedestrian than a vehicular manslaughter charge comes down and says
"no"
wait i fucked this up somehow
@@parz173 congratulations you played yourself
*n o*
Mayor: Where did all the city money go?
Bridge designers:
"You guys need a raise"
-The Mayor
the best part is that the bridge is only one use.
You could probably shave that enough to get top 1%
Seriously though, nice job!
U should do a series where u insanely over engineer bridges
I would love to see that tho tbh
Sausage Egg McMuffin
Oh my god thank you so much
Absolute legend
they should have a leaderboard with who finished the level quickest, so these designs can actually have a purpose
This wouldn't even be the fastest sadly; spring cannons are stupid fast.
Reid Captain springless%
@@-metroro- this bridge uses springs.
Philip Hunt-Bull cannonless%
I think also a leaderboard for lowest amount of stress but still under budget could be interesting.
I see someone else is also overengineering random levels. ;)
You've deeply inspired me!
Like a week ago i tried searching stuff akin to overengineered poly bridge and found nothing. Im glad these channels are popping up and i hope the will of the algorithm is in favour
Eyyyy glad to see you here I'm legit subbed to you
Edit: aliensrock also commented here subbed to them as well
Use a catapult ;)
It's not overengineering
It's being inpatient
All of this, and he could’ve just made a spring cannon
We need claw
@@ReidCaptain -- The Claw chooses who will stay and who will go!
@@TlalocTemporal The claaaaaaw
@@dominicmckeon9633 I have been chosen
@@tntmage5303 oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Tbh, there should be a speedrun category, where you have premade bridges for all levels. The only goal would be to complete the levels as fast as possible.
That sounds like a lot of fun actually. I don't know if I'll do the full game, but maybe I'll try a few levels. Unfortunately, I think a lot of levels can be beat with spring cannons (compressed springs that expand once the level starts to launch the cars at mach 7) which makes a lot of levels trivial.
It's odd that Individual Level isn't that. You have to actually build the bridge as fast as possible.
Do i sense a mega spring cannon
i'd be interesting to see a poly bridge campaign done as fast as possible, still with the budget and materials restrictions still on though, but with the same idea of the pre-made bridges for all the levels.
@@certifiedpossum8655 yes, that's the general idea.
ha ha now do that in budget
I don't think I could do it with a claw mechanism but maybe if I move the road underneath the van hahaha
@@ReidCaptain hey, you could make a challenge out of that. complete the level before the boat leaves the visible area but after it enters the game.
@@ReidCaptain you could make a conveyor belt type thing
Mad lad
It is in budget. It's unlimited.
I did it with 45000 dollars just by making a sledgehammer that slams into the van's rear when it stops
Lol imagine waiting for a boat to cross and seeing a big ass sledgehammer in the rear view
Ima do that
I can just imagine now:
“Honey, why is there a giant hammer behind us?”
“I don’t know.”
“Oh, whatever. The boat is almost crossed.”
“Uhhh.. dear?”
“?”
“The hammer is moving towards us.”
“Oh no.”
Imagine you're driving down the road, the bridge ahead falls into the water and your car just gets lifted by a giant claw and brought to the other side.
This came into reccomended after watching aliensrock and I don't regret clicking it
I love Aliensrock's content!
same
Apparently he likes yours as well since he commented
Edgar Salvador Same
Me too
No no no, it’s not a diamond hydraulic,
“It’s a hydraulic muscle muscle”
Perfect
*YES*
Hey dawg i heard you liked getting ripped, so i put muscles on your muscles
@dani9462 dani9462 *flexes eyeballs*
A designer knows he has reached perfection, not when he has nothing left to add, but when he has nothing left to take away.
Oh, the title of the level was wrong. It is supposed to be "N' Go", rather than "Stop N' Go"
Go N' Go
?????
G o
Stop sign: Stop
Random crane/grabby hook thingy: N O
اقباغاتاتتبب!!😰👎👎
"horribly impatient"
*spends 3 hours building a crane to save 4 seconds of wait time.
Sounds like what programmers do to me
@@zuika1805 well, it's a little more than just that but sure :p
simpleflips playing ROMhacks
This should be one of the title screen bridges
The failed attempts with the claw is like me playing the crane game at the arcade
It's a scam
@@tofferooni4972 Once I won in one of those games but I take too many coins and I only win 3 stuffed animals in exchange for about 11 coins
RC:*trys to be impatient*
also RC: *ends up sitting there for like 4 days to complete one level*
dragonknight 101 stonks
"Fine ill do it myself" taken to a whole nother level
I'm gonna have to have you post more of these, mate.
:O Sorry, sir. Will get right on that! (Monday)
Timme
Do I sense Aussie in that comment
Mmmmmmmmmmm
What if
You wanted to wait for boat
But Crane said:
*"no"*
lol there’s the same comment but worded differently
Being impatient because the van stops for like 5 seconds, but being patient for making this incredible mechanism. Loved it.
I randomly got this recommended, honestly great design and funny idea. keep it up!
Thanks!
@@ReidCaptain I like ur style)
so that's a subscribe)
When you are so impatient, instead of waiting for 5 seconds, you spend hours on overcomplicated design. Are you a programmer? :-)
Actually, I do program, and I do make overcomplicated solutions lol
PiscotV he has a series on creating a game in an online graphing calculator. Even if it isn’t his profession he is a programmer after that
@@ReidCaptain @Bluespellmaster8 Just to clarify - It was meant as a joke about that programming cliche (which is actually kind of true) :-D ;-)
@@ReidCaptain Overcomplicated solutions ? can I hire you ? I have overcomplicated problems here in need of overcomplicated solutions.
but all I can find is JS monkeys...
"I cant wait 5 seconds, so I'll spend 10h making a stupid bridge" is the polybridge equivalent of 30 sec ad that you can skip after 5 sec VS 5 sec ads.
Contractor: “...that’s not in our budget”
Reid: “CRANE”
Van: The Claaaawww. Claw is our master, claw chooses who will go and who will stay.
The kids in that van just wanted to say bye to Grandma one more time, but no! You had to run it for them.
This is really entertaining. It's explained in a way that makes me - someone who has never considered being an architect ever - understand everything, but then I look back at the bridge and it's crazy how you made a crane with the limitation of all hydraulics working simultaneously, in a game where things can and do collapse under their own strain, and it's able to lift a minivan.
"Did you just take 5 hours to finish a 5 minutes level?"
Haha, hidraulic arm goes brrrr
I don't know you are a madman or a genius...
No genius has ever existed without also a hint of Madness.
Yes
"ok i will wait this boat"
BIG CLAW HAS AWOKEN
“It’s a waste of his time and of my time”
*spends 4 hours building a bridge to save 6 seconds*
“So we need a bridge to cross the river”
Engineer: Build robot arm to grab cars.
This is really cool, and that's coming from a professional! 😅 Good work though, I need to learn how to do more cool stuff like this!
I'm only a professional teenager, it really means a lot that real engineers like my stuff! Thanks for commenting!
Are you a real civil engineer?
@@nicholasstamford6702 my man out here asking the *real* questions
This man created a claw machine in poly bridge 2. This shouldnt be possible
This should be a Challenge in the game, called "Don't stop and go" and you gotta make the lazy van driver go or he won't go to the goal
Reid: *"being horriblr inpatient in poly bridge 2"*
Also Reid: *spends hours overengineering a bridge*
Governor: How much budget do you need?
Engineer: Yes
Earlier: "That's wasting my time."
Many many hours later: "Now it's not time consuming at all."
All this for like 10 seconds of actual use. Thats insane.
Love the video thank you for taking your time to do this.
This video is just so kind and cozy, with all that peaceful music and hours spent for simple hand of help, just love it.
The title should be “I got annoyed of a van stopping when he has a lot of time to cross so I spends hours to fix it with unlimited money so it goes faster”
I would love to see a Polybridge Speedrun at GDQ involving a ton of Impatient Bridge designs. That'd be funny.
"So, you made a bridge that saves 5 seconds just in this specific situation, right? What did it cost?"
"Everything"
That thing looks like the one smart kid in classes Eiffel Tower made out of Popsicle sticks
The premise of this video was so pointless. *Still watched all 9 minutes and 47 seconds of it*
Alternate title: Spending all Day on a Basic game and making it a Rocket Science game
This is the very manifestation of "being extra" and it's fucking frightening, I love it.
Really like the idea of these videos and how it solves a simple (non-existent) problem with an overly complex use of machinery.
Imagine if the Eiffel Tower was built for this purpose.
@SEN LONG ZHAO the whole world disintegrate*. never thought of stumbling to josh's fan xD
"HEY IM HERE NOW, LET ME GO"
My favorite part is how if the claw doesn't grab the van, it all falls. It's like one person bringing down the class average
You have to keep doing similar videos dude! That was really fun to watch:D keep it up
Nice video!
"Being horribly impatient in Poly Bridge 2"
Spends hours just to save 5 seconds
But it could be a WR
This is the first video I've seen by you and now I will be coming back for more!
Great video 👌 I am currently building my own 2D version of poly bridge (as a unity learning exercise) but I am at the stage where I find myself playing the game more than finishing the build 😅 this bridge building stuff is addictive 😁
teacher: The homework is easy The homework:
How do you not have more subs? This stuff is mad interesting. I am definitely gonna stick around for more
I don't know why I have so many but I'm very happy I do!
_Legend has it that the family in that van is still hanging in there, even today..._
Underrated CZcams channel, this is an awesome build in bridge constructor of all things
problem: _exists_
reid captain: *diamond hydraulics*
"horribly impatient" spends hours on making a design that makes it a tiny bit faster
Now THIS is the type of poly bridge speed run I like to see
Ah yes. Being horribly impatient, probably spending multiple hours building the bridge. Absolutely loved it.
"Just wasting my time"
Then made mechanism that took like 10 hours
From simple to ultra super mega too complex crane Bridge thing and all of that for a van that just wait for a boat to pass by under the bridge. Amazing video dude, well done indeed and hilarious AF xD
I love this, super interesting to watch, keep doing this
New to the channel but enjoying the videos. These are exactly what I’m looking for in poly bridge. I’m so sick of seeing dangling roads and predictable designs. I absolutely love these weird challenges with no reason to do them besides “it sounded fun”
Top 1 was fun until everything was the same 3 solutions :/ I'd rather do this stuff!
This video is how teachers want you to answer a easy question
I would argue that not only is this design really pretty, it's also cool as heck
This is like if you took too long to get going on a green light and somebody behind you gots out of their car and started building a tow truck. I love it.
Hey man, great stuff 👍 Hope to see more in the future!!
This is amazingly cool, this deserves all the traction it got :)
Being insanely patient to be insanely IMpatient. Love these types of videos, and yours is no exception.
I'm new to your channel but PLEASE make more of these "speed run" videos. They're absolutely beautiful.
Just such a nice video. You got yourself a new sub
I see why this is in my recomended, its worth it, I'm subscribing 😊
this is the type of guy you want to be in your group for a class project
"It didn't look natural to me"
*pans out to see the monstrous floppy shoelace he's created.
nice job on the quick growth! Yesterday you had 500 subs and now you have 1.43k subs
Reid, built a claw that carries the van to it destination before taking it back to the middle of the bridge and ultimately letting the claw unopen and let the van crash and sink to the bottom of the river.
Hi Reid, I just started watching your videos, they are great!
If this guy was a civil engineer, then hands down everyone will go for a free roller coaster ride.
The editing takes more time than the bus waiting for the boat to pass
I have no idea why this is in my reccommended, but I have no regrets from watching and subbing
imagine being a van on a bridge deciding to take a little rest when suddenly someone pops in a quarter and _the claw_ comes down to take you for a ride
"Waiting wastes my time"
*Proceeds to waste time just to build a crane*
Typical engineer, I love it when they overthink the problem. Fantastic video btw!
An amazing solution to a problem that doesn’t exist. I love it
Mortal Kombat's "get over here" but in Poly Bridge
That's a lot of work for a very simple problem. Liked and subscribbed.
The most patient impatient person ever
This man built a reloading crossbow, yet was frustrated by a car not moving for 5 seconds
Big Braen
Reid: making this big brain bridge for fun
Me: can’t tell the difference between red and black wires
Man cant wait for a meal so became a manager of the restaurant
That's some ingenuity right there!
This man went over budget just to yeet a van above a boat.
This lad is the absolute chad