Carl Visits The Urgent Care

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    Poor Carl had a mishap on New Year's Eve and now must visit The Urgent Care. :)
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Komentáře • 174

  • @gracev9302
    @gracev9302 Před 2 lety +185

    I’m cackling.
    I just don’t know how you come up with this stuff.
    Your improv is the best I’ve ever seen🤣🤣
    Carl is my favorite character.

  • @nattryyann
    @nattryyann Před 2 lety +173

    Miss Ashley: * thinking it’s a normal day at work *
    Carl: God has let me live another day and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem

  • @lachimoltrufia3874
    @lachimoltrufia3874 Před 2 lety +128

    “The” Urgent Care has me howling 😂

    • @sweettexast2894
      @sweettexast2894 Před 2 lety +5

      Here in Texas, we use “The” in front of everything...hahaha!
      The Walmart, The HEB, The Dairy Queen, etc. 😂😂😂😂

    • @hannahisabel8015
      @hannahisabel8015 Před 2 lety

      @@sweettexast2894 being from Indiana it can be annoying living in Georgia past 10 yrs or so and it’s low key rubbed off on me

  • @suzannearthurs8492
    @suzannearthurs8492 Před 2 lety +66

    Now that I know that Carl is not scripted out and all improv makes me appreciate your talent even more. You are a total genius!

  • @mollyhasadolly7790
    @mollyhasadolly7790 Před 2 lety +37

    Mary putting on Carl’s voice, being Carl impersonating Carl’s mother, is brilliant 🤣

  • @daisydaisy0121
    @daisydaisy0121 Před 2 lety +13

    "She lives with me... in her house"🤣

  • @tirralirra6209
    @tirralirra6209 Před 2 lety +65

    I love Carl so much. He's my favorite character besides maybe the grumpy librarian.
    I would love for Carl to do a Valentine's Day Speed Dating event!

    • @SpeedyJanet
      @SpeedyJanet Před 2 lety +1

      That would be so funny!

    • @leslie6938
      @leslie6938 Před 2 lety +1

      We need some grumpy librarian again soon!

    • @MyPumpkin75
      @MyPumpkin75 Před 2 lety +4

      Yaaaaasssss!!!!!!!! I wonder how slow Carl's speed dating would be?!?!? He should definitely get through at least 3 people, all of them shutting him down IMMEDIATELY! And he's so sweet and unknowing that he wouldn't even take much offense to it. I can hear him now: "Well, I heard this was called SPEED DATIN' so I guess I best be speedin' it up!"

    • @dianatrueblood7109
      @dianatrueblood7109 Před 2 lety +1

      I think it'd be a hoot to see Carl go after the librarian!

    • @tirralirra6209
      @tirralirra6209 Před 2 lety +1

      @@dianatrueblood7109 omg that is one of the best ideas ive ever heard!! Two videos, one from each viewpoint!

  • @genesiscanace1806
    @genesiscanace1806 Před 2 lety +15

    Carl rly said "I identify as skinny" LMAO 😆 love this as always mary ❣

  • @jayne3546
    @jayne3546 Před 2 lety +31

    Mary, oh Mary, I am listening with headphones and my family keep coming in asking me why I am laughing so much. I just said it was a 'medical drama' and that Carl was having trouble with his cholesterol numbers. Your improv skills are amazing and I can see Carl as a doctor...he would be so classic. I can see him interacting with patients....now that is a video I would love to see. LOL

  • @PussnBoot2516
    @PussnBoot2516 Před 2 lety +22

    I watched your video about becoming Carl. It's kinda freaky how one minute you're yourself, Mary and then all of a sudden you're Carl with Carl's voice and all right before our eyes. You are so talented Mary and I love all your videos. Thank you so much.

  • @witchywhispers
    @witchywhispers Před 2 lety +26

    “Underwritten by Frank the taxidermist” 😂

    • @Himaryous
      @Himaryous Před 2 lety

      Nice Psycho reference there!

  • @SamAlsoAaliyahhere
    @SamAlsoAaliyahhere Před 2 lety +15

    The brick phone had me in tears😂

  • @amyburge6630
    @amyburge6630 Před 2 lety +27

    Needed this today. I don't claim my weight either carl 🤣

  • @fawnwolf
    @fawnwolf Před 2 lety +4

    "I do not claim it" I'm dyinnnnn 😂😂😂

  • @mattmadn
    @mattmadn Před 2 lety +15

    Would be hilarious having a shady business video on whoever sold Carl his medical insurance 😂

  • @Sasporilla
    @Sasporilla Před 2 lety +5

    Carl is my comfort character 😆

  • @genesisdorsey
    @genesisdorsey Před 2 lety +3

    For the record, I have never fallen asleep to any video with Carl because I don’t want to miss any of his lines 😂 This is pure comedy. Your improv is GOLD.

  • @conniebradley9307
    @conniebradley9307 Před 2 lety +5

    Hi there my Mary/Carl!!
    You have master pieced Carl’s character to a different space unknown in the universe!!!
    Carl is such a unique person that no one can be compared to him !!
    How you come up with these role plays is beyond me!!
    Love you Mary / Carl!!! ❤️❤️😅😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @sydneysmilesalot
    @sydneysmilesalot Před 2 lety +6

    I feel like Mary had a couple drinks before filming this 😂 I love it!

  • @theclownsystem9429
    @theclownsystem9429 Před 2 lety +2

    "I don't like you anymore, that hurts!" I have no idea why that's so funny to me but I am literally laughing so hard that my sides hurt!

  • @sydneykendall7125
    @sydneykendall7125 Před 2 lety +1

    Mary, you are such a talented lady!
    What a terrific comic character actress you are! And a brilliant comic mind!
    "...and I got hit in the stomach with kettle bells, at a reasonable price..." :D
    You're one of my favorite entertainers. And no one's better at getting me to sleep with your whispered ASMR.
    Thanks!

  • @bihyoudontknowme469
    @bihyoudontknowme469 Před 2 lety +7

    I was just thinking that I could use a new Carl video to give me the cackles. And then Mary just blessed us with this hilariousness 😍

  • @oatmeal2419
    @oatmeal2419 Před 2 lety +4

    “a lot of my weight right now… i do not claim it” lmfao

  • @jaimeeguevara100
    @jaimeeguevara100 Před 2 lety +22

    Hi Mary! Here’s a video request: positive affirmations and/or advice for someone who’s constantly feeling down about themselves. It would really mean a lot ❤️

  • @sweettexast2894
    @sweettexast2894 Před 2 lety +4

    I am so here for the “Year of Carl”! 😂🤣😂

  • @Jesslyn2911
    @Jesslyn2911 Před 2 lety +22

    I clicked on this so fast 🤣

  • @getoutofhere1234
    @getoutofhere1234 Před 2 lety +8

    "My cholesterol number i dont know what that is but i put in my social security" LMFAAOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kroton09yt15
    @kroton09yt15 Před 2 lety +1

    "Boss man....boss lady...that harpy".. 😁😁😁too funny...

  • @antiheroasmr2192
    @antiheroasmr2192 Před 2 lety +1

    I always wanna comment with a single favorite moment in a Carl video. But Carl really is just the gift that keeps giving and I simply cannot site the entire video 🤣

  • @aria3329
    @aria3329 Před 2 lety +4

    😄😆😁..."You have very exciting ankles..."

  • @stormirose
    @stormirose Před 2 lety +1

    Omg I am so excited! I keep rewatching all the old Carl videos over and over, haha. There is something so soothing about Carl talking in my other ear while I do work or play a game! Thank you!

  • @michellec2053
    @michellec2053 Před 2 lety +3

    Omg I cant mary 😂😂😂😂😂 the train killed me it " that is unnerving " so needed this I cant stop lauguing

  • @heatherzayachkowski2189
    @heatherzayachkowski2189 Před 2 lety +6

    I have been waiting for this! Carl is my favourite and has had me laugh myself to sleep sooo many times. Mary you are Soooo ridiculously talented

  • @tamz4127
    @tamz4127 Před 2 lety

    Garden shears and Flex tape. Oh Carl that had me in stitches. 🤣🤣🤣 I cried, it was hysterical.

  • @stephmish1985
    @stephmish1985 Před 2 lety +2

    lol lawd have mercy, as a fellow southerner I’m dying l🤣😭🤣😩🤣lol Carl could be my uncle bubba. Instead of going to the dentist for a tooth pulling he’ll get liquored up on Jim beam at the deer camp and have them pull his tooth with pillars. U ain’t a southerner unless u got a Carl in ur family

  • @jimmyraye5693
    @jimmyraye5693 Před 2 lety +8

    Just saw your video becoming Carl, and I couldnt wait to see this 😅As always you are so talented,So Funny and I couldnt end my night on youtube with any other video👍

  • @christina_96
    @christina_96 Před 2 lety +1

    “My weight technically is not real” omg I’m dying laughing I love Carl 😂😂

  • @sabrinagarcia7543
    @sabrinagarcia7543 Před 2 lety +4

    You should do a video as Carl’s mother

  • @rainingonyourcharade
    @rainingonyourcharade Před 2 lety

    Your sense of humor, especially in this genre, is refreshing and delightful. 💜

  • @peachesvancouver
    @peachesvancouver Před 2 lety +1

    there’s a special place in my heart for carl

  • @roisinlong7984
    @roisinlong7984 Před 2 lety +9

    Awh you have made my week! Huge Happy New year Mary! Lots of love from Ireland 🇮🇪 ❤

  • @emmyandboo
    @emmyandboo Před 2 lety +3

    Pure Genius Mary - you should have a billion subscribers!

  • @sufferedlearnedchanged
    @sufferedlearnedchanged Před 2 lety +1

    The "Killin' It" hat is A+. 👌🏼😂

  • @amandanapolitano6905
    @amandanapolitano6905 Před 2 lety +2

    “Like a possessed moth” ☠️☠️☠️ Lord I’ve done heard it all now! Soooo funny!!

  • @neethewondercat
    @neethewondercat Před 2 lety +3

    Thank you Mary 🌟

  • @TessaLCastro1216
    @TessaLCastro1216 Před 2 lety +1

    I was sure Carl was gonna start cussing out that trailer in the background lol
    I love how you improvised, Mary😆

  • @VL-xo1zf
    @VL-xo1zf Před 2 lety +2

    Not the garden shears!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mandytaylor1893
    @mandytaylor1893 Před 3 měsíci

    "Garden shears and flex tape"?!!!?
    I just passed away 🤣🤣🤣💀💀

  • @sicksadgrls
    @sicksadgrls Před 2 lety +3

    I’m in tears 😭 ur so funny and it’s so natural! I love this

  • @msmonkey70
    @msmonkey70 Před 2 lety +1

    Oh I live for your roleplays. The more the better!

  • @grandmavibesasmr8668
    @grandmavibesasmr8668 Před rokem

    This is the absolute most funny thing I’ve watched all week anywhere!

  • @marissasimas9258
    @marissasimas9258 Před 2 lety +2

    I missed Carl so much!

  • @GlorianShieldheart
    @GlorianShieldheart Před 2 lety +10

    These videos truly crack me up, I wanna fall asleep to them but at the same time I wanna stay awake to watch the whole thing because they’re just so funny LMAO I love you Mary

  • @NaNanners
    @NaNanners Před 2 lety

    Yessss! I love Carl videos, what a great way to start the year🤣
    I just watched the whole Carl Playlist last week😅

  • @HeathBlair
    @HeathBlair Před 2 lety +8

    Poor Carl. It’s funny and sad but very entertaining.

  • @zayredvillarreal7285
    @zayredvillarreal7285 Před 2 lety

    i just got covid and your videos have been my go to comfort watch for years now so all i have to say is thank you for being here for me ❣️

  • @ashleywiedau2887
    @ashleywiedau2887 Před 2 lety +4

    This video just made my entire year! And I agree, we shouldn't weigh ourselves until at least February 😄
    Thank you for the fun video Mary! 💖

    • @theirishslyeyes
      @theirishslyeyes Před 2 lety

      Lol I died at the part where Carl said he wasn't claiming that weight 😂😂😂 I felt that in my soul!!

  • @FlorieFlowers43
    @FlorieFlowers43 Před 2 lety +1

    Carl is a great character

  • @juliatudorache9474
    @juliatudorache9474 Před 2 lety

    YES! I've been waiting for this video! Thank you Mary! You're the queen or roleplaying!

  • @marymahns5963
    @marymahns5963 Před 2 lety +1

    Omg I love this video. Carl is my favorite. You are fantastic!

  • @LadywiththeLamp
    @LadywiththeLamp Před rokem

    Been binging on Carl videos since I'm home sick and I have to say, Carl is my comfort character. I love him!! Thanks for giving us this hilarious redneck everyman to laugh at. Spit takes and tears watching Carl!! Better than an SNL skit.

  • @shelby3489
    @shelby3489 Před 2 lety +2

    This is golden ☺️ I needed this lol.

  • @gabsasmryt
    @gabsasmryt Před 2 lety +5

    if my future child won’t get me blowers for me and my turtle, I don’t want it😂

  • @yuleweimer
    @yuleweimer Před 2 lety +5

    Happy New year! Very good, as always. Hugs from Brazil

  • @Sarabibliomania1
    @Sarabibliomania1 Před 2 lety +7

    When I heard about the turtle I thought maybe he’s been told that turtles can breathe through their butts and he inserted the blower to see if he could blow it. But your version was much better!

  • @KarenRiffe
    @KarenRiffe Před 2 lety +2

    Another classic Carl video. LMAO. Thank you Carl/Mary. 💞

  • @northerngal0073
    @northerngal0073 Před 2 lety

    Carl is my favorite. You're a genius but now we need a Part 2

  • @novastar136
    @novastar136 Před 2 lety

    I loved your Carl transformation video. I love all your Carl videos. Thank you for making another one. 🤣❤

  • @CarylJeanStudio
    @CarylJeanStudio Před 2 lety

    Mary, Happy New Year!🎉 Your channel has gotten so big - how wonderful. Love your Carl skit, I really laughed a lot.🎆🎭👩🏼‍⚕️ Looking forward to the next one. 🎈🎀

  • @caliigurl925
    @caliigurl925 Před 2 lety +1

    I absolutely loathe Carl. Job well done!
    Tysm for this amazing video Mary!!

  • @thehealingcabinapothecary7705

    This brightened up my day 💜

  • @cassidy6257
    @cassidy6257 Před 2 lety +2

    I once asked “how big does the diameter of a pizza have to be to be considered a UFO?” while under the influence of some heavy painkillers. To this day, I wondering if there is answer.

  • @TrevorKombat
    @TrevorKombat Před 2 lety

    CARL is back..love this character

  • @emmasmith9808
    @emmasmith9808 Před 2 lety

    You weighed me out there in the hall and you made a face.... bahahaha I am cracking up already!!!!! Carl is very perceptive 🤣

  • @Bikinibullshark
    @Bikinibullshark Před 2 lety +4

    Mary please read us some more soft spoken olden times stories. I loved those!! Thank you for all you do

    • @lexiesasmr3839
      @lexiesasmr3839 Před 2 lety

      I'm glad I'm not the only one that loved those! 💖

  • @MsCgordo
    @MsCgordo Před 2 lety

    Howling! 30 seconds in, that phone brings back memories. 🤣

  • @angeladavis7922
    @angeladavis7922 Před 2 lety +1

    I love it! Carl is my favorite. 😂

  • @Weirdflex4496
    @Weirdflex4496 Před 2 lety +1

    I wanna sleep but I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂

  • @SodaPopJX
    @SodaPopJX Před 2 lety +1

    Saw Carl in my sub feed and said "yeeessss" out loud🤣

  • @samanthajohnston9269
    @samanthajohnston9269 Před 2 lety

    Carl is just what I needed to start my new year lol 😆

  • @ZoeAmory
    @ZoeAmory Před 2 lety +1

    The sweetest creepy guy in existence. XD Love the video, thank you for this!

  • @claireelizabeth9431
    @claireelizabeth9431 Před 2 lety +1

    OMG it's Carl! I missed you my *KING* 👑

  • @Royal_ASMR
    @Royal_ASMR Před 2 lety +2

    😂😂 I freakin love your creativity & characters you come up with

  • @erinseacue6050
    @erinseacue6050 Před 2 lety

    We have all been blessed on this day

  • @susanwillmore754
    @susanwillmore754 Před 2 lety

    Carl just cracks me up 😂

  • @JazzyFizzleee
    @JazzyFizzleee Před 2 lety

    Perfect timing. Literally. 🙂

  • @cathyfreeman286
    @cathyfreeman286 Před 2 lety

    Good Lord- this is so good!

  • @katevand
    @katevand Před 2 lety

    Mary you're such a wonderful person

  • @caitlinnasmr9654
    @caitlinnasmr9654 Před 2 lety +1

    This is such a VIBE 😍

  • @purplecookissasmr3844
    @purplecookissasmr3844 Před 2 lety

    SO PROFESSIONAL ROLE PLAYING AND IM NOW FALLING ASLEEP 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

  • @cindyenglert.az51
    @cindyenglert.az51 Před 2 lety

    Love these!

  • @MoniqueDanielle
    @MoniqueDanielle Před 2 lety +2

    Yay Carl is back 💃🏽💃🏽

  • @manuelamootsy6871
    @manuelamootsy6871 Před 2 lety

    😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 Bless your heart Carl.

  • @susanp.4781
    @susanp.4781 Před 2 lety

    Love the Carl!

  • @elyana6884
    @elyana6884 Před 2 lety

    The hat🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I started laughing 2 seconds in. How do you do this omg.

  • @hotwasabi1085
    @hotwasabi1085 Před 2 lety +2

    The part with the weight killed me!! It should be illegal to get weighed before February

  • @bqlla2789
    @bqlla2789 Před 2 lety

    “Mr Robert” 😭😭

  • @spazmaticme
    @spazmaticme Před 2 lety

    Man Carl got himself in one this time. 🤣😂I blame the crocs.. such a funny story.

  • @zombiegirl1444
    @zombiegirl1444 Před 2 lety

    The beginning killed me lol 😂😂

  • @christiana3604
    @christiana3604 Před 2 lety +2

    LOVE me some Carl 😂