How and why to bump up the pressure on a John Deere tractor. Don't be a dummy; but if you do please record and upload the wreckage. New OSHIT compliance sticker: www.etsy.com/c...
From the enginerdin’ side you pick your median operating range and double it for spec sheets which go directly to Wika with an $arm+leg and then some fitter with butterfingers smashes it on the ground. Tears of glycerin everywhere and the projects delayed another month but hey only the project manager gets a bonus so who cares!?!
Let me tell you what... Ain't nothing as permanent as a "temporary" solution that works well enough "just once". She'll be sitting at 3000 until she's dragged out of the swamp by archaeologists.
"Ain't nothing as permanent as a "temporary" solution" Yeah, ain't that the truth. Case in point: Temporary Building #1 at the University of Colorado. Built in 1898 and still in use. It's even a historical landmark. Temporarily. www.colorado.edu/coloradan/2016/03/01/origins-temporary-building-no-1
I was working for a manufacturer of that made, among other things, electric power washers. The company got sued because a man electrocuted himself to death using the product. The building next door has a security camera. We got the footage. He was using the sprayer in waist deep water. So the engineers, who were some of the best in the US (no kidding) came up with a safety sensor that would detect if you were holding the spray nozzle while standing in water. Brilliant stuff. They prepared the patent paperwork and the attorneys came parachuting in and shut it down. Apparently, the presence of non-mandated safety equipment shifts the liability from “their fault” to “our fault”. Ask yourself why so much consumer and prosumer lawn tractors don’t come with roll over protection: there’s your answer.
Heard the same argument and similar conclusions about Charles Dalziel's invention, the ground fault interrupter commonly called a GFI or GFCI when it'll supply additional receptacles. The talk was about whether GFI's would become added internally to plug in power tools for outdoor work and who would be at fault if a detection circuit failed and injured someone. That was the mid 70's and GFI's have been so reliable they're here to stay but they didn't become common within many devices. The design you've mentioned could use the same leaking current detection. Weighing the benefit of a safety device against who would be at fault seems to show safety can't escape the laws of relativity either. An interesting comment you left there.
I may or may not, have performed a similar adjustment on my still under warranty Kubota (I'll admit to nothing officer.) in order to haul some over sized logs out of the woods. Grinning ear to ear at my easy success until a little rock no bigger than a corn nubbin lifted my rear wheels clear of the ground whilst I was at the top of a grassy knoll. Why when I realised I was decending said hill on the brakeless front axle I thought to myself, "Self, you are about to die." When I fell forward on the hydraulic levers dumping the load and digging the bucket into the topsoil bringing the tractor and not I to an abrupt halt. I, no I continued on the journey down into the depths of the pucker brush with my wranglers full of something akin to beef gravy. Yep,,,,,,changed that setting back soon after.
Watching you bounce the rear tire reminds me of being a kid and watching my dad lift a full tidy tank of diesel off the flatbed with the lil kubota tractor. Had the plow on the back with sandbags ratchet strapped on. And of course, as all fathers are known to do, use child labor. Or in my case. Child weight. I was worth at least two sandbags damnit. So I was sitting on the plow with the sandbags too. Seemed to be a recurring theme... Tractor needs counterweight? Sit here. That post auger needs weight to break through the ground? Sit here. I'm gonna have lunch and a smoke with my buddies on the rigs and someone needs to hold the throttle pedal at a certain RPM on the derrick? Keep the tach needle riiiiight here.
Shit...i throw 6 50lb suitcase weights on the back blade and stand on them when i know my dad is gonna try and lift some stupid shit and I'm 24...explains why that b2620 is getting wore out at 2500 hours.
AvE, When you need for parts to be held together temporarily, so they can be installed in a hydraulic system, use Vaseline instead of grease, because grease has soap components, which will cause bubbles in your hydraulic fluid to form, which can cause a drop in performance, vibration, unexpected sudden drop in pressure causing a "sudden drop", and other issues associated with having bubbles in a hydraulic system. Vaseline (petroleum jelly/petrolatum), is not grease. It's paraffin, so it doesn't contain the soap but is sticky enough to hold small hydraulic components together for installation and harmlessly dissolve into the hydraulic fluid, without causing bubbles to form..
We only ever used the front loader on our older JD tractor for forking hay rolls. I don't think it has the umph for serious lifting. It is perfect for loading rolls on a wagon, though. Unrelated: I like their equipment, but nothing is easy to replace. Their engineers had some sort of fascination with bolting parts on behind other parts. If John Deere made a car, you'd have to remove the radiator to change a flat tire.
I'm usually big on safety equipment but there is no way these new gas cans are actually safer. They straight-up shoot pressurized gasoline with substantial force when you try to gently vent them if you dare to have any temperature fluctuations. (Heaven forbid change of seasons....) Did somebody figure they could charge more if they patented a new gas can?
My sisters car had a fuel tank without cap, behind the door is the port with some mechanical flap that locks closed if you don't tickle it just right. Was awful fun jamming a pocket knife and a drinking straw itn there in the freezing cold propping the half tank of gas that I *didn't* pour on the gravel up with my knee. Whole thing was a circus.
Had three guys acting as ballast, hanging of the back of our 1.8t forklift when the company imperial probe droid turned up with his clipboard. Told him it took three guys to change the bulb in the beacon.
I've seen people hanging off the back of a forklift when it was trying to pick up something far too heavy. What I found most amusing while I was watching, was when the chain snapped, just how quickly all those people who were so eager to help out disappeared leaving the poor operator alone scratching his head wondering how he is going to explain this to management!
The problem with most gas cans currently available, apparently, is that they're not designed to keep the end user safe. They're designed to keep the manufacturer safe. From the lawyers.
PS the law expired...till they renew search "jerry can" at www.roverparts.com I have 4 now and can empty 5 gal without spilling in less than 1 minutes. www.roverparts.com/off-road-accessories/jerry-cans/GJC20/
Ha!...No shit!.... Sumkina leaky-ass Chinese puzzle contraptionz those are...Need a masters degree in mechanical engineering & a brother in law on the local Haz-Mat team to use one of those! Its certainly AWESOME for us peeps w/a fetish for sniffin spilled gasoline vapors! I wonder if the FORD eginerd/lab tech who designed/destroyed the fuel filler/gas cap omission/safety device/non locking-totally F'd up INFINITY LOCK-(If ya dont have the right O.D filler nozzle)- end run on the "Locking gas cap".....Im sure that kreep got an award/bonus for his amazingly frustrating "Re-design" of such on my 2017 Ford Expedition? I know Im not the only person cursing that man/womans existence? As theyve probably used that abomination on more than one model years? Its jus gotta be an Illuminati conspiracy @ this point?! Most likely the aborted brain baby of Greta Thunbergs retarded enviro-mentalist uncle w/an axe to grind no doubt? Rubs hands together, maniacally grinning: "Ill Show Them-Muuuuuuaaahahahahahaha!" A FINE & SHINING example of over complicating something that isnt broken in the first place... Probably cost 10X's more in T & E than tossing on a simple non-locking/locking cap @ the factory of sadness?
As a fellow farklift operator, I wholefartedly agree. On a more sneerious note, I do hope that we won`t be reading about farm tractor disASSters any time in the future. This only days after a farm tractor accident in La Poubelle Province, where (details not provided by media) it seems that an adult giving rides to other adults and children in the bucket of a front-end loader on a tractor, somehow managed to dump the bucket while in motion, and ended up with ( it`s now up to) 4 dead. The darn things are not toys.
Tertiary forklift operator opinion here. It seems you paid way too many doll hairs for your crown lift truck, which appears to actually be manufactured by Deer John... And is a tractor. Real done fuckulated that one up didn't ya. Oh well, at least with the fancy Yanmar you go there you can go off road, try to send a narrow aisle RD down that farm and you'll get it bogged om the first pebble coming off the handstand. The up side? At least when you need to replace the spark plugs on that machina of yours it comes with a complementary engine swap. Shame the lightning stick swap costs an arm and a dick at 10,000 pesos.
When she starts looking like she is gonna snap the gauge and you hear metal start to hit the floor, partner that’s when I’m runnin. Even the apprentice knows when to run
Forget the expert knowledge of hydraulics, hilarious terminology, and precise comedic timing. The motherboard RGB reference is what "sealed" the deal. Subscribed.
Hearing you greet the tractor every time you turn the key is hilarious. Reminds me of when I do it on all my old stuff. Gotta make sure she's in a good mood before you work 'er and the first step is a proper greeting.
You’re are one of the smartest men on CZcams and I want you to know I among many other admire your vast wealth of knowledge... that said I feel better about myself now that I witnessed you turn a bolt the wrong direction, success really can come to anyone! Alas there is hope
Just got the zero turn John Deere mower hyd drive belt, emergency , long weekend no dealership fix. An alternator belt from a 80s chev, hung on the shop wall with care 25-30 years ago Edit happy? Canada's day eh
I inherited a good 100kg worth of machining cut offs and aircraft fasteners of all kinds from my RAF neighbour when he died; that added to my old mans 30+ years of mechanic hoarding has me set for life in any eventuality of needing the right bit. I’m one lucky fucker!
I recently found out that Caterpillar makes power tools. They have some kind of unique graphene battery that charges in 20 minutes and seems to be their main bragging point. You should tear one down if you can get a hold of it.
It's probably caterpillar's name slapped on tools made by another company. There are also caterpillar branded workboots and cellphones, neither of which are made by caterpillar.
oneselmo I’ve seen the movie but didn’t get the reference, the tone made me think hello kitty, and as such I will make a John CAT hello kitty edition lawn shredding tractor
Brandon Lang Not to be confused with "Dave, let me in. Dave? Dave's not here. DAVE, I've got the stuff, now let me in! Dave? Dave's not home, etc" with apologies to Cheech and Chong. 🤣
I know this sounds trite but you didn’t fail AvE because we, the subscribers, all learned something👍🏻. Valuable life lessons are hard to come by. Keep up the good work.
@@arduinoversusevil2025 AvE, When you need for parts to be held together temporarily, so they can be installed in a hydraulic system, use Vaseline instead of grease, because grease has soap components, which will cause bubbles in your hydraulic fluid to form, which can cause a drop in performance, vibration, unexpected sudden drop in pressure causing a "sudden drop", and other issues associated with having bubbles in a hydraulic system. Vaseline (petroleum jelly/petrolatum), is not grease. It's paraffin, so it doesn't contain the soap but is sticky enough to hold small hydraulic components together for installation and harmlessly dissolve into the hydraulic fluid, without causing bubbles to form.
I'm used to my old IH cub cadet, which hasn't seen a safety switch in many years, and I've used an old John Deere tractor that didn't know about safety, so now when I use something new the switch drives me crazy. You can't so much as stretch without setting the darn thing off. New skid steers were particularly a pain because it locks everything when you get out of the seat, but at least they thought ahead and gave a few seconds of empty seat time before that happens.
I just watched the video that you made about putting the hook on and drilling the holes last night. On my multiple day long rabbit hole in your channel. Again, one of many.
When a man in a workshop surrounded by tools and good ideas says , " I'm temporarily adjusting ......................." we all know there ain't nothing more permanent than temporary.
Heh I just had the dealer at my house to service my 2038r, it would pick up 1600lbs when it was new but at a year old it wouldn't pick up 1200lbs at all. They pressure checked everything, checked for bleed off of the cylinders etc etc and determined that the jam nut didn't jam and the adjustment screw was not where it was supposed to be, guy told me the psi should be 2500-2990 and mine was sitting at 2330. Told him if he was gonna bump it up....BUMP IT ALL THE WAY Now I'm at 2800 at idle and 2990 at 1500 rippems and I'm able to unload a full ton of pellets off the trailer. Amazing how a little extra pissers give you so much more lifting power.
My best lucky laying-on-the-road find was that exact same Snap-On ratchet, with bonus thumb wheel spinner. A quick rebuild kit and she's now as good as new!
In the early days of Turbo cars, I had a friend who mounted an adjustable wastegate, and adjusted it according to factory boost, but then he cranked the boost up one turn to race, and after the race he turned it back half a turn. the next race, up one turn, back a half. After a coupe of races he blew the engine, rebuilt it and then measured the boost, he was waaay over what anyone would think a stock engine could take, so he turned it down a full turn...
When I was a wee lad of 17 or 18 I was employed as a sod tosser making rich folks homes have pretty lawns and such. We had a Kabota 45HP tractor snap right half in two at the transmission because we used the three point to pick up pallets of rain soaked sod here in the Pacific Northwest. Overstepping the weight limits is always possible, but not always advisable.
Opening in tight spaces is almost a magical experience, by prefeeling and hearing the impact of your nuckles. I guess it has something to do with Einstein or tachyons
Getting the swarf bin onto the truck was a little interesting. 5 blokes on the back of the fork, and the truck driver was pushing the back around to steer it, because it was only skipping on the rears. This maneuver was performed every 6 weeks, but the number of blokes hanging off the fork was usually one, or none.
This is exactly what I have been doing this year with two tractors, one my MF35x which can now lift death weight size stuff over 1000kg and what that "John Deere" is like which is a 2006 chinese 3cyl 30hp 4x4 tractor which struggled to lift a fork of horse poo but now can do 900kg which I thought was enough for saying less than competent drivers will be operating it! NIce video Ave nice.
I have paid for the whole pressure gauge, so I'm gonna use the whole pressure gauge.
"If you're not pegging the gauge than what did you buy if for?"
He said with 1 eye, 3 missing teeth, and just a thumb remaining on this right hand.
Well we know who not to by a used car from then don't we 😉
Not a tick over 3000 psi
From the enginerdin’ side you pick your median operating range and double it for spec sheets which go directly to Wika with an $arm+leg and then some fitter with butterfingers smashes it on the ground. Tears of glycerin everywhere and the projects delayed another month but hey only the project manager gets a bonus so who cares!?!
Let me tell you what... Ain't nothing as permanent as a "temporary" solution that works well enough "just once". She'll be sitting at 3000 until she's dragged out of the swamp by archaeologists.
...and the hydraulic pump will look like Elvis' heart
MattsAwesomeStuff panzer of the lake, tell us your secrets
I have it on good authority that no archaeologists will be left this time.
"Ain't nothing as permanent as a "temporary" solution"
Yeah, ain't that the truth. Case in point: Temporary Building #1 at the University of Colorado. Built in 1898 and still in use. It's even a historical landmark.
Temporarily.
www.colorado.edu/coloradan/2016/03/01/origins-temporary-building-no-1
@@MAGGOT_VOMIT - Have I mentioned that the reason Todd tested Bacon Grease in an engine is because I suggested it? :P
I was working for a manufacturer of that made, among other things, electric power washers. The company got sued because a man electrocuted himself to death using the product.
The building next door has a security camera. We got the footage. He was using the sprayer in waist deep water.
So the engineers, who were some of the best in the US (no kidding) came up with a safety sensor that would detect if you were holding the spray nozzle while standing in water. Brilliant stuff.
They prepared the patent paperwork and the attorneys came parachuting in and shut it down.
Apparently, the presence of non-mandated safety equipment shifts the liability from “their fault” to “our fault”.
Ask yourself why so much consumer and prosumer lawn tractors don’t come with roll over protection: there’s your answer.
Good ole lawyers, making the world a better place.
Yeah man really careful next to the canal. Why do you think they put cup holders on the LT? Seems like a good place to put your beer
Heard the same argument and similar conclusions about Charles Dalziel's invention, the ground fault interrupter commonly called a GFI or GFCI when it'll supply additional receptacles. The talk was about whether GFI's would become added internally to plug in power tools for outdoor work and who would be at fault if a detection circuit failed and injured someone. That was the mid 70's and GFI's have been so reliable they're here to stay but they didn't become common within many devices. The design you've mentioned could use the same leaking current detection. Weighing the benefit of a safety device against who would be at fault seems to show safety can't escape the laws of relativity either. An interesting comment you left there.
@@WireWeHere I'll take the bet on GFI reliability... I haven't seen one yet that was worth a shit and lasted more than a year outdoors.
95% of the world's problems, and dumbasses, would be gone if we just took warning labels off stuff.
I may or may not, have performed a similar adjustment on my still under warranty Kubota (I'll admit to nothing officer.) in order to haul some over sized logs out of the woods. Grinning ear to ear at my easy success until a little rock no bigger than a corn nubbin lifted my rear wheels clear of the ground whilst I was at the top of a grassy knoll. Why when I realised I was decending said hill on the brakeless front axle I thought to myself, "Self, you are about to die." When I fell forward on the hydraulic levers dumping the load and digging the bucket into the topsoil bringing the tractor and not I to an abrupt halt. I, no I continued on the journey down into the depths of the pucker brush with my wranglers full of something akin to beef gravy. Yep,,,,,,changed that setting back soon after.
This is the greatest comment I've ever seen on CZcams
I wish this comment could be made into a film 😂
Yep, those ( ohh ) sh** moments will almost make you find religion lol.🤣😁😁
LMAO!
hahaha, Thats fuckin fantastic.
Watching you bounce the rear tire reminds me of being a kid and watching my dad lift a full tidy tank of diesel off the flatbed with the lil kubota tractor. Had the plow on the back with sandbags ratchet strapped on. And of course, as all fathers are known to do, use child labor. Or in my case. Child weight. I was worth at least two sandbags damnit. So I was sitting on the plow with the sandbags too.
Seemed to be a recurring theme...
Tractor needs counterweight? Sit here.
That post auger needs weight to break through the ground? Sit here.
I'm gonna have lunch and a smoke with my buddies on the rigs and someone needs to hold the throttle pedal at a certain RPM on the derrick? Keep the tach needle riiiiight here.
The good old days
I'm with ya' there! I was the difference between being able to pick a skid of corn seed out of the back of the truck or not for years.
You forgot to lean out for extra leverage
Shit...i throw 6 50lb suitcase weights on the back blade and stand on them when i know my dad is gonna try and lift some stupid shit and I'm 24...explains why that b2620 is getting wore out at 2500 hours.
Brandon Miller B3030 and a tiller, can’t lift any more than that
You can tighten it til it's loose, but can't loosen it til it's tight.
*Left handed thread*
Same applies only in reverse😎
7rixee there always has to be a guy like you
What if you’re in Australia?
Sure you can, take high temp stainless steel hardware out with power tools and no lube. Can you say gall city?!
Galling dissagrees.
4:08 is the grunt of accomplishment, regret, and finality. The most common noise to come out of workshops across the world.
...just before that hernia pops.
MK Ultra Or the tops of your knuckles disappear.
Workshops and houses of ill repute...😁
@@trevorjarvis3050 The Project Gods demand a blood sacrifice.
AvE, When you need for parts to be held together temporarily, so they can be installed in a hydraulic system, use Vaseline instead of grease, because grease has soap components, which will cause bubbles in your hydraulic fluid to form, which can cause a drop in performance, vibration, unexpected sudden drop in pressure causing a "sudden drop", and other issues associated with having bubbles in a hydraulic system. Vaseline (petroleum jelly/petrolatum), is not grease. It's paraffin, so it doesn't contain the soap but is sticky enough to hold small hydraulic components together for installation and harmlessly dissolve into the hydraulic fluid, without causing bubbles to form..
I was once told, a good mechanic always keeps Vaseline, silicon spray and a flashlight on hand, even on the bedside stand!! Lol.
Great tip thanks a bunch.
@@dukeman7595 and just the tip, mind you
@@tughillfarmer210 I thought the vaseline was was for screwi
ng the customer on his price...
Question, the stainless steel washers he had to use. We’re they just acting as spacers or do they seal as well?
We only ever used the front loader on our older JD tractor for forking hay rolls. I don't think it has the umph for serious lifting. It is perfect for loading rolls on a wagon, though.
Unrelated: I like their equipment, but nothing is easy to replace. Their engineers had some sort of fascination with bolting parts on behind other parts. If John Deere made a car, you'd have to remove the radiator to change a flat tire.
It's awesome when safety equipment makes things harder. Like gas cans that require 3 hands to get fuel into a lawn mower.😁
Cliffy B when they got harder I just opened the mower and did trick shots, also a good way to make sure the whole engine area is clean
Onto the lawnmower...
I'm usually big on safety equipment but there is no way these new gas cans are actually safer. They straight-up shoot pressurized gasoline with substantial force when you try to gently vent them if you dare to have any temperature fluctuations. (Heaven forbid change of seasons....)
Did somebody figure they could charge more if they patented a new gas can?
My sisters car had a fuel tank without cap, behind the door is the port with some mechanical flap that locks closed if you don't tickle it just right. Was awful fun jamming a pocket knife and a drinking straw itn there in the freezing cold propping the half tank of gas that I *didn't* pour on the gravel up with my knee.
Whole thing was a circus.
@@Vote4Drizzt usually there is a funnel in the trunk with the spare tire on those capless systems lol
Had three guys acting as ballast, hanging of the back of our 1.8t forklift when the company imperial probe droid turned up with his clipboard. Told him it took three guys to change the bulb in the beacon.
@@randymagnum143 Doing J-strips on a forklift,and then wondering how to hide the rubber transfer,on the floor...fond memories,indeed.
Are you guys the reason that I have to take proper forklift training? I work in IT.
Lol imperial probe droid. I'm fucking dying
I've seen people hanging off the back of a forklift when it was trying to pick up something far too heavy. What I found most amusing while I was watching, was when the chain snapped, just how quickly all those people who were so eager to help out disappeared leaving the poor operator alone scratching his head wondering how he is going to explain this to management!
Don't worry, you'll find that lost spring seat right after you machine a new one, and not a minute later!
He'll find the seat sucked up into the pump because it fell in the tank and the screen was taken off the pick up tube for just a little extra flow.
i love how he spoke at lenght about how you need to be careful and then the video cuts and he has the gauge pegged
Gold. His jump cuts are often comedically timed
"I think you've blown a seal"
*"nah it's frost in my moustache"
Now there's one I haven't heard before! Rare to actually get a chuckle on the internet.
No it was a walrus
Best mod I ever did to my New Holland was a full turn tighter on the pressure relief. Works like I want it to now,.
“A safety device is not supposed to make your life harder.” Have you used a gas can in the last 15 years?
I got more gas leaked on the ground than in the tank. The can is designed to prevent spills.
The problem with most gas cans currently available, apparently, is that they're not designed to keep the end user safe. They're designed to keep the manufacturer safe. From the lawyers.
PS the law expired...till they renew search "jerry can" at www.roverparts.com I have 4 now and can empty 5 gal without spilling in less than 1 minutes.
www.roverparts.com/off-road-accessories/jerry-cans/GJC20/
@@davidmarconi528 "non-potable water only" That's some legal kung fu if I ever seen it.
Ha!...No shit!....
Sumkina leaky-ass Chinese puzzle contraptionz those are...Need a masters degree in mechanical engineering & a brother in law on the local Haz-Mat team to use one of those! Its certainly AWESOME for us peeps w/a fetish for sniffin spilled gasoline vapors!
I wonder if the FORD eginerd/lab tech who designed/destroyed the fuel filler/gas cap omission/safety device/non locking-totally F'd up INFINITY LOCK-(If ya dont have the right O.D filler nozzle)- end run on the "Locking gas cap".....Im sure that kreep got an award/bonus for his amazingly frustrating "Re-design" of such on my 2017 Ford Expedition?
I know Im not the only person cursing that man/womans existence? As theyve probably used that abomination on more than one model years? Its jus gotta be an Illuminati conspiracy @ this point?! Most likely the aborted brain baby of Greta Thunbergs retarded enviro-mentalist uncle w/an axe to grind no doubt?
Rubs hands together, maniacally grinning: "Ill Show Them-Muuuuuuaaahahahahahaha!"
A FINE & SHINING example of over complicating something that isnt broken in the first place...
Probably cost 10X's more in T & E than tossing on a simple non-locking/locking cap @ the factory of sadness?
We here at Deere John do not approve of this message
I thought that tractor was a Yanmar
@Sean Ware and added 15k to the price
Exactly why I own a fubota
@Sean Ware yanmar hasn't made green tractors for 25 years. They're made by JD in Augusta Georgia. I work in the factory
@Mr Fruitjuice No wonder they recommend an engine replacement if it has spark plugs. Never mind if they are faulty or not.
As a forklift driver, I'd guess the biggest reason your forklift sucks is that it's actually a tractor but I might be barking up the wrong tree here.
As a fellow farklift operator, I wholefartedly agree. On a more sneerious note, I do hope that we won`t be reading about farm tractor disASSters any time in the future. This only days after a farm tractor accident in La Poubelle Province, where (details not provided by media) it seems that an adult giving rides to other adults and children in the bucket of a front-end loader on a tractor, somehow managed to dump the bucket while in motion, and ended up with ( it`s now up to) 4 dead. The darn things are not toys.
Tertiary forklift operator opinion here.
It seems you paid way too many doll hairs for your crown lift truck, which appears to actually be manufactured by Deer John... And is a tractor. Real done fuckulated that one up didn't ya.
Oh well, at least with the fancy Yanmar you go there you can go off road, try to send a narrow aisle RD down that farm and you'll get it bogged om the first pebble coming off the handstand.
The up side? At least when you need to replace the spark plugs on that machina of yours it comes with a complementary engine swap. Shame the lightning stick swap costs an arm and a dick at 10,000 pesos.
@@Mr539forgotten real engines don't have spark plugs. 😉
@@stanpatterson5033 jesus christ why would they do that, the only time someone should be in the bucket is if it's a medical emergency
To complete the farklift gangbang, tractors really need a counterweight, or they'll never acend to glory
When she starts looking like she is gonna snap the gauge and you hear metal start to hit the floor, partner that’s when I’m runnin. Even the apprentice knows when to run
That my friend when the fun begins, boys run for the hills, while the men watch as all hell breaks loose.
Hunter Jackson that’s why hydraulics seems to be a young mans game. All the old timers stood too close once!
I've left a nice hydraulic fluid outline of me on a shop door before. I turned just in time to miss the spray to the face.
"It's only temporary unless it works..." - Red Green
Just hook up that Milwaukee grease gun; it had 10k psi, and in only eight short hours you'll have that pallet lifted
Did you and Dewclaw get your shirts at the same Italian restaurant?
Table cloth boutique
Gay lumberjacks are very respectable in BC
Surplus from the uniform store of assistant used car dealership managers
@@GrobiThe2nd Assistant *To* the dealership manager
I was trying to think of a good insult but I can't better this, kudos.
Forget the expert knowledge of hydraulics, hilarious terminology, and precise comedic timing. The motherboard RGB reference is what "sealed" the deal. Subscribed.
Hearing you greet the tractor every time you turn the key is hilarious. Reminds me of when I do it on all my old stuff. Gotta make sure she's in a good mood before you work 'er and the first step is a proper greeting.
You’re are one of the smartest men on CZcams and I want you to know I among many other admire your vast wealth of knowledge... that said I feel better about myself now that I witnessed you turn a bolt the wrong direction, success really can come to anyone! Alas there is hope
AvE actually speaks 3 languages. English, French, and whatever this is when a nut won’t break loose.
I've been told its Swahili
He doesn't speak French. It's Canaderpian.
Some dutch and some german
@@glenjamindle Obversely he doesn't speak English either. It's also Canadien pidgin.
Just ask the missus what that third language is.
That's why we farmers save everything. Something will all ways sorta fit on something else.
Hoarding doesn't look as bad spread over many hectares
Just got the zero turn John Deere mower hyd drive belt, emergency , long weekend no dealership fix.
An alternator belt from a 80s chev, hung on the shop wall with care 25-30 years ago
Edit happy? Canada's day eh
I inherited a good 100kg worth of machining cut offs and aircraft fasteners of all kinds from my RAF neighbour when he died; that added to my old mans 30+ years of mechanic hoarding has me set for life in any eventuality of needing the right bit. I’m one lucky fucker!
On a long enough timeline EVERYTHING becomes useful (yes, even that). However, on a much much shorter timeline my house fills with parts.
It's amazing what you can do with "scrap," a right angle cutter/grinder, a drill, a welder and files 'n' saws...
"I ain't got no calipers" the CNC is strong with this one.....
"Looks like you blew a seal!" "NO IT'S ICE CREAM I SWEAR!"
I recently found out that Caterpillar makes power tools. They have some kind of unique graphene battery that charges in 20 minutes and seems to be their main bragging point. You should tear one down if you can get a hold of it.
I looked all over I didn't find and power tools made by caterpillar. You have a link?
www.catpowertools.com/product/13.html
Notice the * on the Graphene*? What's that about?
Likely made by Sioux, as Snap on makes they hand tools I'd guess snap on sources the power tools
It wasn't easy to find, but here is a link
www.protoolreviews.com/cat-power-tools/
It's probably caterpillar's name slapped on tools made by another company. There are also caterpillar branded workboots and cellphones, neither of which are made by caterpillar.
As a countryside lad; when I see overclocking a tractor, I SMASH that like!
I'm a software engineer, but I am now subscribed to your channel because of your excellent problem-solving skills, and because you said ginch.
Wait, you modified your tractor! Do you think you own it or something?
"Hello Tractor" - I was waiting for the Tractor to say "Hello Dave.. "
Brandon Lang All us older guys caught the reference, but the young pups be like "Huh? Whatever..."
Would be more like "Hello AvE."
oneselmo I’ve seen the movie but didn’t get the reference, the tone made me think hello kitty, and as such I will make a John CAT hello kitty edition lawn shredding tractor
Brandon Lang Not to be confused with "Dave, let me in. Dave? Dave's not here. DAVE, I've got the stuff, now let me in! Dave? Dave's not home, etc" with apologies to Cheech and Chong. 🤣
"Hello Tractor. I'm gonna need you to lift some heavy shit."
"I'm sorry AvE, I can't do that."
I know this sounds trite but you didn’t fail AvE because we, the subscribers, all learned something👍🏻. Valuable life lessons are hard to come by. Keep up the good work.
With those snap on ratchets make sure to always leave them in the “off” position. You don’t want to come back to a dead ratchet!
The little John Deere at the vineyard can out lift the bigger loader we have now I know why an AvE’s touched her lol 😂
Tractor overclocking>>>>>>Gpu overclocking
*Linus has left the chat*
Msi afterburner has crashed
@@arduinoversusevil2025 at least steve is still around
And he dropped something too. The collaboration is strong with this one.
@@arduinoversusevil2025 AvE, When you need for parts to be held together temporarily, so they can be installed in a hydraulic system, use Vaseline instead of grease, because grease has soap components, which will cause bubbles in your hydraulic fluid to form, which can cause a drop in performance, vibration, unexpected sudden drop in pressure causing a "sudden drop", and other issues associated with having bubbles in a hydraulic system. Vaseline (petroleum jelly/petrolatum), is not grease. It's paraffin, so it doesn't contain the soap but is sticky enough to hold small hydraulic components together for installation and harmlessly dissolve into the hydraulic fluid, without causing bubbles to form.
I couldn't do any of the things you do and I understand most of it less. This is, by far, the most entertaining channel on the whole interweb.
Your videos always permanently make me temporarily happy.
Every time he touches that tractor, he starts sounding a little more like ZIP TIES N BIAS PLIES, and that concerns me.
I theorize they're the same person.. both of them are just hands.
@@TurboVisBits Nah Pegs Hands are not so well taken care of.
Based
You don’t neeeeeddddd (insert whatever here)
It's only temporary......unless it works.
there is always something comedic and reliving about watching others struggle and to realize that you arnt the only one.lolol
Impressive camera work! How you got good angles in such cramped spaces is amazing!
I think I'll install a blast shield betwixt me and the monitor...
I cant get over how funny and informational your videos are 😂 good job man
I love your commentary on this!!
And yeap, the engineers design it for average non experienced operators!
15:28 will there be a BOLTR coming soon?😂
I removed the seat safety switch on my LS tractor. It's a lot easier doing frontend loader work now because I can stand up without it shutting off.
I'm used to my old IH cub cadet, which hasn't seen a safety switch in many years, and I've used an old John Deere tractor that didn't know about safety, so now when I use something new the switch drives me crazy. You can't so much as stretch without setting the darn thing off. New skid steers were particularly a pain because it locks everything when you get out of the seat, but at least they thought ahead and gave a few seconds of empty seat time before that happens.
On of the first deletes I made on my tractor.
"A couple half dozens..." my baby girl even likes hiss documentary style lol
His unboxing videos are legendary
“Hello tractor “. “Hello Dave”. 2020: an agricultural odyssey
After watching 8 seasons of Letterkenny I feel the need to ask if that plaid shirt has snaps at the cuff for when you have a tilly with some degens?
You leave your sunnies on but take your shirt off?? What kind of backwards pageantry is that?!
Matt Lockart You gonna fight in those glasses or play Poker Stars Online?
Those are some clean hands 🤣
I just watched the video that you made about putting the hook on and drilling the holes last night. On my multiple day long rabbit hole in your channel. Again, one of many.
watching Ave struggle to undo nuts squashes all my desires to go back to mechanics. Thank you sir
"It might not be long, but it sure is skinny"
It’s only temporary if it doesn’t work...
I also whisper sweet nothings to my trucks when ever I’m attacking anything with the spanner-a-thangs, it’s reassuring to see your struggles
Hearing a Canadian use the term “GIT R DONE” is the best thing I’ve ever seen I think!
When a man in a workshop surrounded by tools and good ideas says , " I'm temporarily adjusting ......................." we all know there ain't nothing more permanent than temporary.
your the guy that right to repair representative was complaining about overclocking their tractors
This guy is a treasure trove of turns of phrase.
Nothing like a good Ingersoll Rand I remember living right next door to those guys in Milwaukie Oregon
Did AvE finally have LTT on the channel?
The sequel of a collaboration. Remember when he sent linus some antistick wareanty void stickers removing tool?
Remember, in hydraulics, avoid PSE (pressure squirting everywhere)
"Why does everything I touch turn to shit?" Spoken by literally every guy in history that has owned a wrench and a hammer.
Heh I just had the dealer at my house to service my 2038r, it would pick up 1600lbs when it was new but at a year old it wouldn't pick up 1200lbs at all.
They pressure checked everything, checked for bleed off of the cylinders etc etc and determined that the jam nut didn't jam and the adjustment screw was not where it was supposed to be, guy told me the psi should be 2500-2990 and mine was sitting at 2330. Told him if he was gonna bump it up....BUMP IT ALL THE WAY
Now I'm at 2800 at idle and 2990 at 1500 rippems and I'm able to unload a full ton of pellets off the trailer. Amazing how a little extra pissers give you so much more lifting power.
I love the shirt . . reminds me of my picnicking days.
"adjustment grub screw backed right off..."
Which explains why the whole valve came out instead of the adjustment turning!
That bit with the slip joint pliers and ratchet is my entire work life encapsulated
What I like most is that it starts when you say; "Hello Tractor"
I once asked a old farmer how he gets through the day without breaking something.
He replied, you don't
Facts
“Just a little bit extra makes all the difference”
Thats what the wife said when I first met her.
I did this same adjustment to a New Holland tractor. My stock psi was just under 2,000. Made a huge difference.
I don't even have a tractor. just here for the hilarious commentary 😁
🎶It's my tractor! And I'll dumb if I want too!!🎶
This in in the category of when the cashier asks if I want the extended warranty. Nope, not going to help.
Don’t need that where we are going.
My best lucky laying-on-the-road find was that exact same Snap-On ratchet, with bonus thumb wheel spinner. A quick rebuild kit and she's now as good as new!
In the early days of Turbo cars, I had a friend who mounted an adjustable wastegate, and adjusted it according to factory boost, but then he cranked the boost up one turn to race, and after the race he turned it back half a turn. the next race, up one turn, back a half.
After a coupe of races he blew the engine, rebuilt it and then measured the boost, he was waaay over what anyone would think a stock engine could take, so he turned it down a full turn...
So I pulled into a Shell station; they said I'd blown a seal.
I said, "Fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it, okay, pal?
6:19 i see the spring seat fall, its probably stuck inside someplace and never came out the bottom
Conveniently stashed below the fuse box.
When I was a wee lad of 17 or 18 I was employed as a sod tosser making rich folks homes have pretty lawns and such. We had a Kabota 45HP tractor snap right half in two at the transmission because we used the three point to pick up pallets of rain soaked sod here in the Pacific Northwest. Overstepping the weight limits is always possible, but not always advisable.
You may not think you're familiar with farmer terminology but you can swear just like me. I love it, keep up the damn fine work! Ha!
Opening in tight spaces is almost a magical experience, by prefeeling and hearing the impact of your nuckles. I guess it has something to do with Einstein or tachyons
Martin S. Especially when you have inspected said subject from "all angles", including the angle/moment of delight.
Is that the spring seat sitting on the table off to the right of where he’s working?
Nah, just a washer, the seat would be solid
"don't be a fucking dumby either" best quote ever
My nightmares are full of all the tiny parts that have fucked off during maintenance. Good call on the warshers there!
John Deere: _"Wait. That's illegal."_
Hello tractor
Hello Dave
@@jonanderson5137 Dave...Dave..what are you doing Dave?
This might have been the most skookum switcheroo yet! Keep 'er choochin'
Put a relief valve on the vulgarity after overpressurizing the system with the toddlers in the shop. Love it!!
The day you realised you could be Ave's hand model stand in on his days off.
I laughed my balls off at this one! you a funny dude! thanks for the knowledge and laugh!
Watching you work on shit validates the shit out of me. Thank you for your service.
Getting the swarf bin onto the truck was a little interesting.
5 blokes on the back of the fork, and the truck driver was pushing the back around to steer it, because it was only skipping on the rears.
This maneuver was performed every 6 weeks, but the number of blokes hanging off the fork was usually one, or none.
Next video how to split a JD tractor to find that part you dropped and has chewed up in the gear box!!
...or how to repair spindles broken off the front axle.
Just like modified turbo cars for the road, it works nice and fine, until it doesn't
This is exactly what I have been doing this year with two tractors, one my MF35x which can now lift death weight size stuff over 1000kg and what that "John Deere" is like which is a 2006 chinese 3cyl 30hp 4x4 tractor which struggled to lift a fork of horse poo but now can do 900kg which I thought was enough for saying less than competent drivers will be operating it! NIce video Ave nice.
I love when AVE and Peg give each other quiet nods.
15:00 . . .when your crack-spider pulls his legs all the way in . . . . to minimum circumference.