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  • čas přidán 7. 09. 2020
  • Have some trivial trivia in these trying times.
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  • @MayaFey11
    @MayaFey11 Před 3 lety +2399

    "This Urn is a little dusty"
    "Don't Worry, I emptied it first"
    you WHAT

    • @MayaFey11
      @MayaFey11 Před 3 lety +89

      @@Crystal-58 I'm trans, Maya is just my comfort character jsjs

    • @gunjfur8633
      @gunjfur8633 Před 3 lety +37

      @@MayaFey11
      Based

    • @JacquesSnacques
      @JacquesSnacques Před 3 lety +36

      @@MayaFey11 I've never heard the term "comfort character" before; I really like it! Also Maya is rad.

    • @BLANKONTOP
      @BLANKONTOP Před 3 lety +37

      HHHH, I love this thread so much, everyone is so supportive and kind!

    • @caviicape
      @caviicape Před 3 lety +9

      pearl @ the sacred urn

  • @bluecreeperboybcb4399
    @bluecreeperboybcb4399 Před 3 lety +4468

    “Did somebody order a 3 cheeses with a free Jesus?”
    That’s actually an amazing line and I’m kinda sad that wasn’t a part of the actual skit.

    • @speckopath6288
      @speckopath6288 Před 3 lety +101

      If he made a sketch out of that I would definitely have laughed my ass off

    • @SwediCandy
      @SwediCandy Před 3 lety +9

      Same!!!!

    • @2dtrash19
      @2dtrash19 Před 3 lety +7

      I can imagine Dean Dobbs saying that now...

    • @thatsnailboi1598
      @thatsnailboi1598 Před 3 lety +5

      Awesome and hilarious, but Let me in is the sketch I want to watch over and over again

    • @soupcanltd2603
      @soupcanltd2603 Před 3 lety +3

      39:11

  • @luponio456
    @luponio456 Před rokem +1030

    “This urn is a bit dusty inside”
    “Don’t worry I *emptied* it”

  • @Your_Average_Stickman_WasTaken

    What we learned: Tom cannot film anything without committing a crime

  • @griffyt209
    @griffyt209 Před 3 lety +8667

    "I almost broke my neck running to get gay married"
    "im very very straight"

  • @barcancelN2
    @barcancelN2 Před 3 lety +990

    Meanwhile in a universe where Tomska is responsible for a large power outage in London

    • @crazedrambling16
      @crazedrambling16 Před 3 lety +72

      *(Cuts to Tom in the visiting room of a prison with the side guest on the other side of the glass. With a ‘grainy’ voice changer, Tom says “Well shit.”)*

    • @dengeliii7088
      @dengeliii7088 Před 2 lety +36

      "Did you see that?"
      "nope"
      "Yeah, me neither."

    • @addfghjj
      @addfghjj Před 11 měsíci

      Hey what do I do here?

    • @americanwallace5216
      @americanwallace5216 Před 10 měsíci

      Meanwhile in a parallel universe where Tom is a master at krav maga and his third cousin who also happens to be a Canadian pirate is on trial for unwillingly stealing Chevy Chase’s left big toe

    • @scrambledeggs7202
      @scrambledeggs7202 Před 21 dnem

      ​@americanwallace5216 you're 9

  • @cammoore___
    @cammoore___ Před 2 lety +678

    I'd love to see an extended "Director's Cut" for Literal Drinks, showing the intended original version for it!

    • @BFedie518
      @BFedie518 Před rokem +50

      It's in the "Scrap'd Videos" playlist on this channel.

  • @thegamerator10
    @thegamerator10 Před 2 měsíci +36

    30:49 The way “So I ran. Oh, I ran away” was delivered was beautiful.

  • @donutchan8114
    @donutchan8114 Před 3 lety +1084

    ""I borrowed this from my local church."
    "...Sylvia, this urn is a little dusty on the inside."
    "Don't worry, I emptied it first"
    OH DEAR GOD

  • @DrewsterRooster37
    @DrewsterRooster37 Před 3 lety +644

    80% of this video is the line: "The Brand deal fell through."

  • @robertsteffler5155
    @robertsteffler5155 Před 2 lety +66

    Honestly the not-bird in the Toddarina episode is *better* as a comically unrealistic prop rather than as a real bird. It really sells the absurdity that's key to the punchline.

  • @RolandTheJabberwocky
    @RolandTheJabberwocky Před rokem +20

    I enjoy how Tom refuses to elaborate how the fuck he got Kylie Minogue in an asdf movie.

    • @GrumpyTy34er
      @GrumpyTy34er Před 2 měsíci +2

      I think she was a fan and that was it

  • @henryseeman2006
    @henryseeman2006 Před 3 lety +920

    The reason why Tom won't reveal his address is so the police can't arrest him for committing crimes while filming sketches

    • @Ryanis1rash
      @Ryanis1rash Před 3 lety +8

      True

    • @JameyMcQueen
      @JameyMcQueen Před 3 lety +6

      "You're laughing. People get doxxed and you're laughing"

    • @eku.l
      @eku.l Před 3 lety +3

      @@JameyMcQueen yes

    • @gavinwilson5895
      @gavinwilson5895 Před 2 lety +1

      Yeah, that's totally it, not like it's for safety reasons or anything...

    • @whafflete6721
      @whafflete6721 Před 2 lety +8

      @@gavinwilson5895 I mean getting arrested is a safety concern XD

  • @beatle4-117
    @beatle4-117 Před 3 lety +3201

    It is adorable that Tom ran away so the children wouldn't see two Santa's XD

    • @Abigart69
      @Abigart69 Před 3 lety +220

      I would have preferred him running in and yelling "HE'S NOT SANTA, I AM!" and then starts attacking the poor guy playing Santa

    • @Haiiro_Koneko
      @Haiiro_Koneko Před 3 lety +17

      How is that adorable tho???

    • @beatle4-117
      @beatle4-117 Před 3 lety +141

      @@Haiiro_Koneko cuz he was looking out for the kids! Helping to keep the dream alive!

    • @thatpyromain6136
      @thatpyromain6136 Před 3 lety +82

      @@Abigart69 "THAT SANTA IS A SPY!"

    • @thatpyromain6136
      @thatpyromain6136 Před 3 lety +33

      I'm just imagining that,
      Like a man is just walking up to a crowd of kids, then looking shocked and running away

  • @ErixOn
    @ErixOn Před 2 lety +82

    Fun fact: The Santa "no witnesses" joke has been also done almost beat by beat in an early 2000s Armenian sketch

  • @daylen577
    @daylen577 Před rokem +192

    I know this is 2 years old but I want to watch a movie with you now. I love reading trivia while watching a movie

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun Před 3 lety +2681

    Can't wait for the sequel, Toddler with tank

    • @MiniorinVR
      @MiniorinVR Před 3 lety +99

      Teenager with a nuke

    • @mononeucliosis2084
      @mononeucliosis2084 Před 3 lety +11

      your pfp is beautiful

    • @Krunged
      @Krunged Před 3 lety +55

      @@MiniorinVR Nah nah, Adult with a Atom Bomb

    • @Kay_Sea251
      @Kay_Sea251 Před 3 lety +37

      @@MiniorinVR Teen with a Trebuchet?

    • @nobodydr3340
      @nobodydr3340 Před 3 lety +12

      @@MiniorinVR Young Adult whit Tsar nuke.

  • @YTNFSCC
    @YTNFSCC Před 3 lety +674

    "Dont worry, I emptied it"
    Some poor sod is now "burried" in the wind somewhere in London

  • @Bashuraptor
    @Bashuraptor Před 2 lety +76

    30:43 that is weirdly the sweetest thing I've heard in ages

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 Před 2 lety +30

    Tom running from children to protect the illusion is funny and adorable.

  • @kam-znm7570
    @kam-znm7570 Před 3 lety +3482

    "Stabbed genuinely saved a life."
    That person learned not eat Chris's sandwich

    • @sirtimothy92
      @sirtimothy92 Před 3 lety +131

      I did eat my coworker's sandwich...
      ...but i stabbed him first

    • @JadeTechna
      @JadeTechna Před 3 lety +60

      @Nathan Holly I ate my friends knife
      I forgot he made sandwiches

    • @_cottony_
      @_cottony_ Před 3 lety +43

      I ate my knife’s friend
      I forgot it made sandwiches

    • @thecartoonist8268
      @thecartoonist8268 Před 3 lety +34

      @@JadeTechna I ate a recurring gag
      And I found out it was my friend

    • @Calamity25
      @Calamity25 Před 3 lety +28

      I then asked my friend if he had seen my sandwich...
      Turns out he was my sandwich

  • @rodmod
    @rodmod Před 3 lety +6835

    Sometimes I forget Tom is an actual filmmaker with an actual team

  • @JOLT_x3
    @JOLT_x3 Před 2 lety +65

    Tom would ask silvia to get the skull of a goat with cyclopia and silvia actually getting one...
    I mean she had the dignity to get a fursuit. So getting a skull wouldn't be so hard.

  • @Otamatone69
    @Otamatone69 Před 2 lety +76

    33:14 that guy actually got tf2 into a TomSka sketch, that fucking madlad

    • @Santerim
      @Santerim Před 2 lety +13

      Is that you dad?

    • @Otamatone69
      @Otamatone69 Před 2 lety

      @@Santerim what the fuck

    • @chuckled125
      @chuckled125 Před 2 měsíci +2

      I think there's a genuine chance that that person was not familiar with tf2, since it's just sold as a prop from the Weta Workshop

    • @Otamatone69
      @Otamatone69 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@chuckled125I like to believe otherwise

  • @ThatPancakeCat
    @ThatPancakeCat Před 3 lety +743

    "I've been sad, but don't worry, I still am!" *Crying sounds intensifies*

  • @Bumbassery
    @Bumbassery Před 3 lety +940

    If you don’t throw an absurd amount of trivia at someone while watching a movie you’re just doing it wrong. That’s it.

    • @stephaniejane5040
      @stephaniejane5040 Před 3 lety +2

      I am this kind of person. I'm so glad that I've found my people 😂😂😂

    • @sockinawashingmachine275
      @sockinawashingmachine275 Před 3 lety +1

      @@stephaniejane5040 me to omg my parents and friends hate me but it's so much fun and so interesting to find out little tidbits of unknown info and tell people about it
      Ahhhh my people

    • @carrot708
      @carrot708 Před 3 lety +1

      Same. I like the odd bit of fun interesting trivia in quiet bits but if you're talking over a WORD of important movie dialogue I will shush you very aggressively.

    • @jasonsorin1021
      @jasonsorin1021 Před 3 lety +1

      The first Star Wars was filmed during a hot summer, so the pilots attacking the Death Star wore the top half of their costumes and cargo shorts.

  • @-Commit-arson-
    @-Commit-arson- Před rokem +35

    23:22
    Aren’t there such thing as fake cigarettes?!
    Tommy boy why are you trying to endanger your lungs!?

  • @thecommentcat1638
    @thecommentcat1638 Před 2 lety +41

    Always interesting to see behind the scenes it’s easy to forget how much work goes into these short videos

  • @loudross
    @loudross Před 3 lety +393

    In a semi gay way, Tom's looking kinda handsome here

    • @NuclearTopSpot
      @NuclearTopSpot Před 3 lety +31

      in a quasi-homosexual way, you're absolutely right

    • @CorruptedAngel222
      @CorruptedAngel222 Před 3 lety +30

      Tom always looks handsome.

    • @hegpxl
      @hegpxl Před 3 lety +25

      And with the knowledge that he has no gag reflex you can say he is a total waste of potential in the gay department

    • @Dumby_the_dum_dum
      @Dumby_the_dum_dum Před 3 lety +3

      Make it full gay

    • @mangmangmangobri
      @mangmangmangobri Před 3 lety +1

      could be gayer, man. also agreed.

  • @liam.deshuis
    @liam.deshuis Před 3 lety +821

    I'm french and found tomska's chanel through antoine daniel (the guy in le alien) but back then I didn't speak english and decided to learn english so I could understand the video, I'm bilingual now so thanks tomska

    • @alextheyellowthing3526
      @alextheyellowthing3526 Před 3 lety +5

      Moi j'ai fait des vf toutes peté d'eddsworld avec des potes de lycées pour pouvoir le partager a plus de potes et ma famille.... C'est de loin le plus grand succès youtubesque de ma vie X)

    • @sennveloxavy9413
      @sennveloxavy9413 Před 3 lety +15

      I watched Antoine Daniel's videos trying to help me learn french but he speaks too fast (and i'm just bad at french)

    • @alextheyellowthing3526
      @alextheyellowthing3526 Před 3 lety +11

      @@sennveloxavy9413 yeah... That's a thing with him i'm affraid. It's part of the humor of the guy... That, swear words and puting his p*nis in yogurts

    • @sjhsoccer
      @sjhsoccer Před 3 lety +4

      What was your first thoughts when you saw his costume?

    • @liam.deshuis
      @liam.deshuis Před 3 lety +10

      @@sjhsoccer I think I was kinda surprised like why is he dressed like that and then I was like ah yes, baguette

  • @symphoniesofthesea
    @symphoniesofthesea Před 2 lety +99

    36:55 That inspired me to write gender neutral characters for some things! Thanks mate!

  • @TheCat_3
    @TheCat_3 Před rokem +14

    Imagine having your grandma's ashes stored at a church and one day finding her urn empty and seeing this video years later, theoretically possible

  • @synfinyminecraft
    @synfinyminecraft Před 3 lety +5922

    what i learned:
    tom can't film anything without breaking a woman's nose.

    • @alwaysindanger2279
      @alwaysindanger2279 Před 3 lety +110

      @@Gamerman2077 Including anyone's will to live

    • @allesundmehr
      @allesundmehr Před 3 lety +53

      breaking women's noses and game consoles

    • @wyntryx7977
      @wyntryx7977 Před 3 lety +91

      @@Gamerman2077 except that glass table that was _supposed_ to break

    • @SheagleArk
      @SheagleArk Před 3 lety +6

      @@Gamerman2077 you are a great person :)

    • @lolcerditorock
      @lolcerditorock Před 3 lety +17

      So, to make good comedy, inspire your actors and coworkers by breaking their noses and squeeze that extra drops of creative power to enhance the performances!

  • @user-pz2pg9ec3n
    @user-pz2pg9ec3n Před 3 lety +350

    I just realized that the “shoot all your problems away” office guy is actually Roomie

  • @davidzea-smith1417
    @davidzea-smith1417 Před rokem +7

    Perhaps Beard was supposed to be a Dollar Shave Club sponsored skit, but it got cancelled. Maybe that was the fun fact about Beard.

  • @curllum
    @curllum Před 2 lety +22

    Watching Tom is like watching a ‘nice’ guy who reformed into an actual nice guy

  • @CouncilofGeeks
    @CouncilofGeeks Před 3 lety +675

    Because of where an ad placement landed, Tom went “This thing is horrific, this thing is-“ “The Hyundai Kona.”
    Lost my shit.

  • @SugarooLM
    @SugarooLM Před 3 lety +2379

    "Because if we broke ANYTHING, Half of *london* would have lost power."
    That's something i never actually thought he would say

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 Před 3 lety +66

      he has too much power

    • @PikaveeT
      @PikaveeT Před 3 lety +135

      @@sarafontanini7051 That's more power than half of London would've had

    • @Galaxy-Emu
      @Galaxy-Emu Před 3 lety +12

      @@PikaveeT
      Oh snap

    • @filindoyt6594
      @filindoyt6594 Před 3 lety +50

      I see the headlines, "Amateur filmmaker breaks power plant"

    • @kit4akat
      @kit4akat Před 2 lety +3

      Oh no

  • @DankePrime
    @DankePrime Před 4 měsíci +7

    The Fitness Gram Pacer Test is a milti-stage aerobic capacity test that increasingly gets more difficult as the test continues.

  • @rainmed2133
    @rainmed2133 Před rokem +5

    39:08 Bonus fun fact - the three cheeses with a free jesus was reused in the video, "1 man, 27 impressions"

    • @minaashido518
      @minaashido518 Před rokem

      Ah a fellow lover of spreading misinformation 🇹🇩

    • @minaashido518
      @minaashido518 Před rokem

      @@Parcivals-Creations I don’t remember writing this comment
      I’ve seen that video multiple times though so I assume I either made a joke so obscure that even don’t get it or I misread the comment

  • @Intelligent_Turtle
    @Intelligent_Turtle Před 3 lety +245

    "Don't worry, I emptied it first"
    Guess that's the end of Saint Integrity

  • @VitusPrimeGuy
    @VitusPrimeGuy Před 3 lety +641

    "'Le Alien' features a very much real frenchman. "
    Mindblowing.

    • @alecdickens1042
      @alecdickens1042 Před 3 lety +4

      I mean, they coulda gotten some guy to do what he thought a French accent was, which probably would have made the sketch worse cuz you'd be focused on how bad the accent is?

    • @vincent-ox9bq
      @vincent-ox9bq Před 3 lety +27

      Antoine Daniel, a french youtuber and streamer, he's very funny.

    • @samwai3762
      @samwai3762 Před 3 lety +4

      In the last week where the video was made he and tom went to Asda can't find croissants, and he hated british roads

    • @satrickptar6265
      @satrickptar6265 Před 3 lety

      @@alecdickens1042 That guy was a french tho?

    • @tatoulino515
      @tatoulino515 Před 3 lety

      @@satrickptar6265 yes

  • @meredithmitchell8921
    @meredithmitchell8921 Před rokem +20

    37:00 I misinterpreted that at first and thought you meant the 10 year old child didn’t matter

  • @ImInzaine
    @ImInzaine Před 2 lety +38

    13:20
    Yeah it would have been tough, your strong for been able to perform a super hard cool action seen after your friend died
    Good job and holding through
    We’re proud of you

  • @puresilverfox1091
    @puresilverfox1091 Před 3 lety +690

    "an idiot 17 year old"
    Hey that's me!

  • @biggjoeyraps5289
    @biggjoeyraps5289 Před 3 lety +283

    "But then... America happened."
    LAUGHING MY ASS OFF

  • @wolbern5605
    @wolbern5605 Před 3 lety +4

    I like how the thumb nail implies that the child growing up was a fuckup

  • @Loofytoons
    @Loofytoons Před rokem +11

    38:29 sad that he didn't mention the gullible on the ceiling easter egg

  • @dexis9412
    @dexis9412 Před 3 lety +133

    "This urn is a little dusty on the inside"
    "Oh don't worry I emptied it"
    *_"HMM"_*

  • @TheGreen_Banana
    @TheGreen_Banana Před 3 lety +257

    The righteous bison/steampunk gun was actually originally made, and then put into Team Fortress 2 (with permission).

    • @JCBeastie
      @JCBeastie Před 3 lety +23

      It's a line of collectible props from Weta Workshop; Dr Grordbort's Infallible Aether Oscillators. I'm not sure how they ended up in TF2 but they were cool additions.

    • @memesareanswerforeverythin9927
      @memesareanswerforeverythin9927 Před 3 lety

      Where is that part with bison?

    • @TheGreen_Banana
      @TheGreen_Banana Před 3 lety +1

      @@memesareanswerforeverythin9927
      32:58

    • @Skorpeonismyrealname
      @Skorpeonismyrealname Před 3 lety +1

      @@JCBeastie IIRC, TF2 team liked their works, and talked to WETA about adding it. Kinda the same way Gabe had the Sous Vide taunt added.

    • @ninjabluefyre3815
      @ninjabluefyre3815 Před měsícem

      Nice to have an explanation there.

  • @danielfitton2927
    @danielfitton2927 Před rokem +7

    I grew up with Tomska and when Ed passed I was so upset, the fact that they still made a sketch the next day, just wow 0_0

  • @nicsu1127
    @nicsu1127 Před 3 lety +29

    18:43 Excuse me holy moly, the living tombstone 😳

  • @Linkedup02
    @Linkedup02 Před 3 lety +105

    He can't drop that Kylie Minogue was in an asdfmovie and not explain

    • @RubyPrice
      @RubyPrice Před 3 lety +10

      If I remember correctly, there were quite a few CZcamsrs featuring Kylie around the time it happened... My guess is it must have been a management thing

  • @pokeguy742
    @pokeguy742 Před 3 lety +206

    "I've been sad, but don't worry: I still am"
    Biggest goddamn mood ever

  • @rozieredz
    @rozieredz Před 2 lety +54

    12:48 ...what kind of heartless company would sue you for canceling a shoot because your friend passed???

  • @clarrytheclam
    @clarrytheclam Před 2 lety +9

    The fact that Tom didn’t even know about that frame in magical dream bed before airing it is absolutely hilarious, great job animators 👌

  • @therealcrb
    @therealcrb Před 3 lety +1738

    "We respected her wishes"
    Did you just say "wishes" while talking about a sketch about a genie

  • @Hutch2Much
    @Hutch2Much Před 3 lety +4463

    i can’t believe there’s trivia we’re not legally allowed to know

    • @badcatgames783
      @badcatgames783 Před 3 lety +239

      I imagine what would be, because it's so fun but SO FUN we can't legally know.

    • @atruepanda1782
      @atruepanda1782 Před 3 lety +61

      I need to know it :(

    • @AJO7153
      @AJO7153 Před 3 lety +50

      Anyone got ideas on what it is? Im so confused

    • @CaraDeCartola
      @CaraDeCartola Před 3 lety +60

      @Kondor that's kinda too extrene

    • @KaimArgonarEyyyy
      @KaimArgonarEyyyy Před 3 lety +137

      I want to illegally know it. What are they going to do, arrest me before I spread the knowledge even more?

  • @slimewipe
    @slimewipe Před 2 lety +1

    One fun fact that Tom didn't add ( forgot or probably didn't know ) is that every time Matt is in one of his videos, he dies by getting stabbed in the head by something sharp. Take Christmas Demolition, where Matt is the Elf with the Icicle ninja stars. He accidentally throws one of his ninja stars to one of the elves, stabbing it. Tom then pulls the ninja star out of his body and throws it straight into Matts' forehead. There are other times when this happens, but this is gonna be too long.

  • @PoisonIvory088
    @PoisonIvory088 Před 2 lety +24

    5:25 why is this actually adorably wholesome for some reason

  • @BlackMageStyle
    @BlackMageStyle Před 3 lety +123

    "America would happen."
    I've never heard more accurate words.

  • @GoToKitsuuny
    @GoToKitsuuny Před 3 lety +1981

    “This urn is a little dusty on the inside”
    “Don’t worry I emptied it first”
    HMMMM

  • @dillpikkle7550
    @dillpikkle7550 Před rokem +5

    31:07"Whoah there little Jonny the reason there's two if us is because, well, how do you think one man can get presents to every house in 8 hours?"

  • @Junodragon6780
    @Junodragon6780 Před 2 lety +29

    5:40 So wait, that crazy girlfriend breaking the xbox meme was fake? And you made it? Someone give this man an award, because you convinced the whole population of the internet that this was REAL!!😂

  • @sodiboo
    @sodiboo Před 3 lety +589

    25:31 It's not a bird, but given that the people in this sketch can't tell the difference between a grown man and a little girl, i assumed it was intentionally not a bird, which i think made it even funnier

  • @danilp9097
    @danilp9097 Před 3 lety +111

    After the Urn incident fact I genuinely thought the props department would find you an actual dead bird 😶😅

  • @rfsmaster
    @rfsmaster Před 2 lety +17

    The fact that he re-used the “three cheeses” bit is really neat

  • @_wheat856
    @_wheat856 Před 2 lety +6

    oh my god i want to watch a movie with tom, my random library of knowledge combined with his pinpoint trivia would make for an incredible conversation

  • @JordyJordyMan
    @JordyJordyMan Před 3 lety +165

    "Somebody ordered a three cheesus with a free jesus?!" has to be one of the cleverest lines you have ever made, Tom.

  • @PaytonPaw124
    @PaytonPaw124 Před 3 lety +294

    Did you know that psycho girlfriend smashes Xbox someone thought that was an actual video because they put that in a rage compilation

    • @TuffMelon
      @TuffMelon Před 3 lety +31

      Not just one. I've seen it in several now (though admittedly its probably because one did, and the rest leeched off that video. As they do)

    • @jasonsorin1021
      @jasonsorin1021 Před 3 lety +8

      As if the rest of them were all real.

    • @XanderW104
      @XanderW104 Před 9 měsíci

      Istg I remember that.

  • @Hedspaces
    @Hedspaces Před 2 lety +1

    Sergeant pugsley that magnificent bastard, he is a maverick, the military just isnt the same without the old veteran there.

  • @lysander.o.c.3580
    @lysander.o.c.3580 Před 2 lety +8

    You are the only British guy that I know that can do a nearly 100% accurate American accent.

  • @hayconsecuencias
    @hayconsecuencias Před 3 lety +139

    In fact, the baby wasn't even born when tom filmed his part of the scene

  • @EnfantDesAstres
    @EnfantDesAstres Před 3 lety +561

    Tomska realising he can't be dressed as Santa while there's another one in the parade or else childrens will start questioning their reality is really pure and genuine !
    And as a french, I'm kinda surprised that Antoine didn't know how french people were " stereotypicaly " seen

    • @Groggle7141
      @Groggle7141 Před rokem +14

      Do most French people know their stereotypes?

    • @ThePab98
      @ThePab98 Před 10 měsíci +5

      @@Groggle7141 a tad late, but those that hang out a lot on the internet do

    • @the_once-and-future_king.
      @the_once-and-future_king. Před 7 měsíci +2

      Honhonhon oui oui baguette!

  • @PoisonIvory088
    @PoisonIvory088 Před 2 lety +10

    20:03 sniper pug was my favorite sketch of yours

  • @bobbobowski9644
    @bobbobowski9644 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Tom being held at gun point: WHAT IS SAM’S GENDER
    Tom:THEIR GENDER IS NO

  • @robastergaming6074
    @robastergaming6074 Před 3 lety +807

    he finally used the free Jesus joke, this man has some dedication

    • @dunnester98
      @dunnester98 Před rokem +26

      If you've ever seen the "Child's Play"/"Chucky" films. The Writer Don Mancini does something like this A LOT.
      Writers: Hey, we need another idea for this one.
      Don: Well I had this idea that was rejected 2 or 3 movies ago, let's use that here.

    • @OfficialIvy2006
      @OfficialIvy2006 Před rokem +1

      Man doesn't celebrate Christmas, uses a Jesus joke.

    • @josephbevan1036
      @josephbevan1036 Před rokem +16

      @@OfficialIvy2006 you're aware that Tom used to be a Jehovah's Witness, and Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Christmas, which is part of the reason Tom doesn't much like it, right?

    • @PlayerZeroStart
      @PlayerZeroStart Před 9 měsíci +4

      @@OfficialIvy2006 As a Christian, Tom is perfectly allowed to make Jesus jokes regardless of what he does or does not celebrate or believe in. We don't own Jesus.

  • @ShootBob79
    @ShootBob79 Před 3 lety +496

    “Somebody order a 3 cheeses with a free Jesus” is a good joke tbh

  • @Ash-gh3tj
    @Ash-gh3tj Před 6 měsíci +8

    23:37 tom, you gave yourself nicotine poisoning.

  • @fostena
    @fostena Před 2 lety +5

    This is slowly but surely becoming my favorite TomSka video. I don't know how many times I watched it

  • @SupermewX300
    @SupermewX300 Před 3 lety +92

    Wait, there was another version of Literal Drinks? That's even longer and has even more puns!? AND YOU NEVER TOLD ME!?

    • @despicablepenguin
      @despicablepenguin Před 3 lety +10

      I now want him to upload it bc my gods, I want to see that!!!

    • @bokto5275
      @bokto5275 Před 3 lety +10

      It’s actually completely uploaded in one of the Scrap’d Weeks. Honestly, I see why he scrapped it in favor of the one we see now, but it’s still cool.
      Edit: It’s Scrap’d Week 2.

    • @kop-gaming6413
      @kop-gaming6413 Před 3 lety

      @@bokto5275 thanks

  • @Enraged.
    @Enraged. Před 3 lety +1928

    The fact that there wasn’t any trivia about “The Hole” angers me
    Edit: I love how the replies are either of people saying that the trivia about the hole is in the hole or people saying my name fits the comment

    • @madmoblin
      @madmoblin Před 3 lety +447

      There is trivia
      It’s in the hole

    • @cpkudrongaming6100
      @cpkudrongaming6100 Před 3 lety +67

      Your Profile Pic goes great with your comment

    • @LoverOfStuff
      @LoverOfStuff Před 3 lety +37

      Cpkudron gaming you know, some day, ten years from now, someone will look at your reply to a profile with a pfp of a small kitten looking happy as ever, and completely miss what you’re talking about. Lmao
      _No hate, just funny haha_

    • @escouleshaire
      @escouleshaire Před 3 lety +30

      Jackimations
      Don’t worry I wrote it down
      *notebook paper flicking*
      Here’s the page
      It just shows “so the trivia about the hole is tha-“
      Oh yea I forgot halfway through writing this I dropped my pen
      IN DEE HOLE

    • @linusovery-smith4246
      @linusovery-smith4246 Před 3 lety +13

      It fell in the hole

  • @loading...7453
    @loading...7453 Před 2 lety +7

    The cake at 16:30 looks more like a giant cupcake than a regular one

  • @pixeljohnson8245
    @pixeljohnson8245 Před 2 lety +7

    3:17 I'm never gonna get over the fact now that Do Something was released the day before I was born

  • @sunsetgames2622
    @sunsetgames2622 Před 3 lety +97

    “And then America, just, happened”
    Dude, this could be on our freaking grave over here

  • @PaleNoFace
    @PaleNoFace Před 3 lety +101

    Antoine Daniel being blown away by french stereotypes is so agressively on brand and I am crying.

  • @LavenderJJ_
    @LavenderJJ_ Před 2 lety +6

    33:35 Well in fairness the Righteous Bison was added to Team Fortress 2 in late July 2011, whereas I believe the Righteous Bison was actually created, by the original creators, Weta Workshop, around 2009. (Fell free to correct me on that, I'm not 100%)
    So assuming you aquired the Bison before July 2011, he was actually telling the truth. You just happened to use the prop well after it was added to TF2 and became popular.

  • @sapphanimates
    @sapphanimates Před rokem +2

    39:11 I just realized that this joke was reused in the bad impressions sketch. Never trash your old ideas, kids. You'll never know when they can become something great.

  • @bradleyshoener9968
    @bradleyshoener9968 Před 3 lety +178

    26:34 "and then America happed" as an American I love this line so much because it's really accurate.

  • @markovesic5878
    @markovesic5878 Před 3 lety +781

    FUN FACT: the french guy in "Le Alien" is actually a REALLY famous french youtuber named Antoine Daniel. He was very popular at the time and now he is streaming on Twitch
    The end

    • @catrinb
      @catrinb Před 3 lety +6

      Yeah he's at 2.88 million on yt

    • @Wapako
      @Wapako Před 3 lety +14

      Tiens, un homme de culture à ce que je vois eheh

    • @Alex26108
      @Alex26108 Před 3 lety +3

      Yeah but he stopped making wtc (his best show) and people have stopped watching him and people are still waiting

    • @Wapako
      @Wapako Před 3 lety +3

      @@Alex26108 He’s watched on Twitch now

    • @Tigrie5934
      @Tigrie5934 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Alex26108 well actually, many people re-watch still discover this series today

  • @Boop__Doop
    @Boop__Doop Před rokem +2

    Person: is Sam a boy or a girl.
    Tom: yes

  • @retrocat
    @retrocat Před 3 lety +13

    new drinking game: take a shot every time he says "boy howdy"

    • @conman_yt7999
      @conman_yt7999 Před 2 lety

      My God man that drinking game is known to kill people
      ~Spida guy critic it curry

  • @vexedcer
    @vexedcer Před 3 lety +4797

    when i did a student film in secondary school, i proposed we do a sweet short film in which a teenage lesbian comes out to her best friend. i was overruled and we made a film abt a girl stuck in a time loop that involved a car accident. i feel vindicated. thank u tom.

    • @cartoonishidealism582
      @cartoonishidealism582 Před 3 lety +509

      Why do student films like time loops so much

    • @seben9760
      @seben9760 Před 3 lety +91

      I have no idea.

    • @fashionablechangeling1988
      @fashionablechangeling1988 Před 3 lety +428

      @@cartoonishidealism582 I think it's because they have an excuse to reuse footage so it's easier to make, but that's justmy guess

    • @dreadlordhg360
      @dreadlordhg360 Před 3 lety +52

      At least what ended up being made was cooler

    • @BlackPsionic
      @BlackPsionic Před 3 lety +117

      I just made a crappy pun based on the A-Team except I made them canadian. With nothing to show the resultant Eh-Team being canadian beyond myself yelling "Get the hosers!" and the lad helping me out shouting "God save the canadian queen"
      Meanwhile, he made a pun on the B-Team - where they just rode bikes. I cannot ride a bike for the life of me and just ended up sort of squat-walking along with it.
      It was good fun.

  • @TheTbrWolf
    @TheTbrWolf Před 3 lety +1661

    Honestly, the fact that the “dead bird” looked nothing like a bird, it made it funnier xD I just think it’s great

    • @silentshadow3894
      @silentshadow3894 Před 3 lety +41

      the first time i saw it i thought it looked like half a dead bird with stuff sewn onto it.

    • @JAB_the_Tab
      @JAB_the_Tab Před 3 lety +5

      oh hey it's a furry :3

    • @TheTbrWolf
      @TheTbrWolf Před 3 lety +8

      @@JAB_the_Tab Hello yes, I is furry

    • @JAB_the_Tab
      @JAB_the_Tab Před 3 lety +3

      @@TheTbrWolf who drew the pfp

    • @TheTbrWolf
      @TheTbrWolf Před 3 lety +5

      @@JAB_the_Tab honestly I don’t even remember, I just got it off the internet years ago, though a friend of mine drew me a new one, just haven’t updated it here yet. Probably will do that soon

  • @AdamGaffney96
    @AdamGaffney96 Před 2 lety +2

    I know I'm literally 1:16 into a 40 minute video, but you just reminded me of how funny the 10 minute limit was on CZcams videos back in the day? Now it's basically impossible to get away with a video less than 10 minutes long, but back then I remember us all being wowed by someone being a CZcams partner and getting to upload a video that was TWELVE minutes long, a baffling timescale of course. Amazing how things have changed.

  • @averageartist10
    @averageartist10 Před měsícem +1

    a few years later, he finally used the three cheeses joke

  • @theasexualidiot4803
    @theasexualidiot4803 Před 3 lety +143

    Imagine somebody walking up to a little girl and saying “OMG it’s the baby with the gun girl!”

    • @kit4akat
      @kit4akat Před 2 lety +3

      Yeah, that would be pretty funny

    • @ieatforeskindotcom
      @ieatforeskindotcom Před 2 lety +7

      "Yep that's me! Hehehe!"
      *"And I'm not afraid to use it so f**k off"*

  • @Harri_James
    @Harri_James Před 3 lety +53

    If you smoked a whole pack of cigarettes in a few minutes you probably had nicotine poisoning rather than being allergic.

  • @Glooberpoober
    @Glooberpoober Před 3 lety +12

    Im glad he still used the “three cheeses! With a free Jezus” line

  • @jackjazzhands2357
    @jackjazzhands2357 Před rokem +2

    You made so much, that alone is pretty good.
    All the laughts you made and still make.