Schlatt Addresses His Name Being Leaked

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  • čas přidán 26. 05. 2024
  • jschlatt addresses his name being revealed while on chuckle sandwich ted nivison and tucker keane.
    Chuckle Sandwich is a podcast hosted by Ted Nivison and Jared Schlatt where they bring on guests across the internet to talk about whatever is on their mind. They haven't figured out what this podcast is about yet.
    #jschlatt #schlatt #bigguy #shorts
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  • @huuferflocke306
    @huuferflocke306 Před 2 měsíci +34608

    Jared was schlatterghasted

    • @hweavens
      @hweavens Před 2 měsíci +14

      on fuat

    • @BlehVR._.
      @BlehVR._. Před 2 měsíci +38

      @@Just_your_average_alienai voice brain rot videos def not begging for subs because you don’t do any live cam videos

    • @Chadolotl
      @Chadolotl Před 2 měsíci +7

      ​@mfromspace no one cares 😂😂😂

    • @cheese1627
      @cheese1627 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Cheese

    • @jared356
      @jared356 Před 2 měsíci +2

      I was very schlatterghasted

  • @KraylenX
    @KraylenX Před 2 měsíci +33299

    “Jared” has officially been apprehended for his crimes in ‘99

    • @TheGayLiberalAgenda
      @TheGayLiberalAgenda Před 2 měsíci

      ... NUH UHH

    • @gooquestione
      @gooquestione Před 2 měsíci +32

      GRAAAAH I DON'T CARE ABOUT '99, *[MUGGY BALL]!!!!*

    • @Erm-What-The-Sigma-69
      @Erm-What-The-Sigma-69 Před 2 měsíci +7

      ​@@gooquestionebrother, you okay

    • @Hankthestank04
      @Hankthestank04 Před 2 měsíci +9

      "Jared" was arrested instead of shlunk

    • @ezachleewright2309
      @ezachleewright2309 Před 2 měsíci +9

      "We finally got the bastard. He's going away for a loooooong time. He's never going to hurt anybody ever again" - Officer Jimenez

  • @florb0413
    @florb0413 Před 2 měsíci +4288

    Everybody knows his real first name is Jerma. He’s just very good with disguises.

    • @gigabit6226
      @gigabit6226 Před 2 měsíci +55

      could he be Jerma986?!

    • @jonahtries
      @jonahtries Před měsícem +8

      Is your Profile the frame from Jack Stauber's New Normal

    • @rossterr
      @rossterr Před měsícem +19

      and his last name is 986

    • @roger5059
      @roger5059 Před měsícem

      ​@@gigabit6226The new version

    • @aryanjain6948
      @aryanjain6948 Před měsícem +13

      I mean, i have never seen them both in the same room 🙂

  • @bananapudingtheclownhorsie
    @bananapudingtheclownhorsie Před 2 měsíci +5118

    Poor Jonathan

    • @catholictryhard
      @catholictryhard Před 2 měsíci +45

      if you know, you know

    • @missing_link918
      @missing_link918 Před 2 měsíci +108

      I WAS SO CONFUSED CUZ I THOUGHT HIS NAME WAS ACTUALLY JONATHAN
      thank you for making me feel not insane

    • @catholictryhard
      @catholictryhard Před 2 měsíci +27

      @@missing_link918 I went on the same journey as you. i think we are all a litle bit insane, us who know.

    • @edenherd4503
      @edenherd4503 Před 2 měsíci +106

      @@catholictryhard I remember finding a picture from his old school where it credited him as Jonathan Schlatter

    • @blazethegame
      @blazethegame Před měsícem +2

      @@missing_link918it is though

  • @ilikewater210
    @ilikewater210 Před 2 měsíci +17233

    "Jared" knows that a lie detector tells the truth.

    • @scrubload386
      @scrubload386 Před 2 měsíci +147

      It doesn't tho

    • @BozoTheMonke
      @BozoTheMonke Před 2 měsíci +10

      It does

    • @treebbeard
      @treebbeard Před 2 měsíci

      it literally doesn't. A lie detector only detects physiological factors, including heart rate, blood pressure, respiration, perspiration, and skin conductivity, and can be pretty unreliable due to many reasons. not to mention that lie detector guy is fake as shit for content.

    • @EdElectra
      @EdElectra Před 2 měsíci +91

      It really doesn't

    • @Warehouses468
      @Warehouses468 Před 2 měsíci +143

      @@BozoTheMonkeno way your serious? Not even trying to be rude just look into the scientific validity of lie detectors. They do not work to detect lies at all😭🤣

  • @Superluigiforthexboxone
    @Superluigiforthexboxone Před 2 měsíci +5944

    Safe to say “Schlaria math” was flabbergasted

  • @JosephsDesign
    @JosephsDesign Před 2 měsíci +3573

    Also some context, this lie detector guy is a fraud, he’s purely for entertainment purposes and just makes up the answers that are most entertaining.

    • @pixellips
      @pixellips Před 2 měsíci

      And for additional context lie detectors are bullshit

    • @135SolidSnake
      @135SolidSnake Před 2 měsíci +298

      Which makes sense because I’ve seen him on quite a few videos

    • @phantomfeather518
      @phantomfeather518 Před 2 měsíci

      Lie detectors in general don't actually work, you can't use one to prove anything in court (in most US states).

    • @haleyadams731
      @haleyadams731 Před 2 měsíci +266

      Exactly David Dobrik used him in a video a long time ago and that’s how you know the guy isn’t legit lmao

    • @awakenthechosen
      @awakenthechosen Před 2 měsíci +201

      Those tests are severely flawed. Still funny

  • @ammarakhan3359
    @ammarakhan3359 Před 2 měsíci +5072

    the way she said “hello JAYred 🙄

  • @TheRealNorth21
    @TheRealNorth21 Před 2 měsíci +744

    Whenever THAT guy is doing the lie detector test y’all know it’s going to be completely made up lol

    • @voidmatic
      @voidmatic Před 2 měsíci

      nah, there's always a COUPLE truths, just so that folks can try and make a solid argument, but even if he was telling the truth (which I don't believe, I don't think schlatt's first name is jared lmao) a lot of lie detectors are easily faulted by things like nerves. if you're nervous about a question, many lie detectors will perceive that as a lie, when really, you just might not want to answer it. it's up to the actual person using the lie detector to explain that, which is what this guy doesn't do. 🙃

    • @coreylevy7
      @coreylevy7 Před 2 měsíci +1

      It is his name is Jacob

    • @gr6e
      @gr6e Před 2 měsíci

      Every lie detector test is completely made up. Lie detectors don't detect lies they're basically just blood pressure monitors but less accurate

    • @KristenZianourry2015
      @KristenZianourry2015 Před 2 měsíci +8

      @@coreylevy7 I thought it was Johnathan Schlatter

    • @sgt_yeet
      @sgt_yeet Před 2 měsíci

      @@KristenZianourry2015 Yeah

  • @joyconboyz1409
    @joyconboyz1409 Před 2 měsíci +5368

    It’s Jared, a lie detector can’t be wrong. That’s how they caught him in 1999

    • @pseudonymous7557
      @pseudonymous7557 Před 2 měsíci +49

      But the thing is he wasn't caught

    • @KillerMoth_Stumpy
      @KillerMoth_Stumpy Před 2 měsíci +175

      1. He was never caught for what happened in '99, you should know this
      2. Lie detectors are wrong all the time. That particular lie detector guy who goes on other people's youtube channels has been exposed for completely faking the answers 💀

    • @Murbulicious
      @Murbulicious Před 2 měsíci

      Lie detectors are a pseudoscience

    • @tiddlesworth8798
      @tiddlesworth8798 Před 2 měsíci +58

      ​@@KillerMoth_Stumpyits not really faking answers so much as the whole thing is pseudo sience anyways.

    • @TheSleepGang
      @TheSleepGang Před 2 měsíci +21

      Shows what you know about polygraphs., they can be wrong., why do you think they are dismissible in courts?

  • @grantdotjpg
    @grantdotjpg Před 2 měsíci +1068

    I hate that lie detector guy. I didn't know there COULD be a monopoly on lie detectors

    • @garretaustin9338
      @garretaustin9338 Před 2 měsíci +173

      He doesn’t have a monopoly he sells a service of making content. Some of the truths he even says there lies even if nothing pops up he creates content

    • @jopoxc
      @jopoxc Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@garretaustin9338r/whoosh

    • @kayco9188
      @kayco9188 Před 2 měsíci

      Please learn how to use comma's and spell, I read this 5 times and still don't understand it ​@@garretaustin9338

    • @drewhempwood2113
      @drewhempwood2113 Před 2 měsíci +55

      Lie detectors are bunk anyhow

    • @soundtrapgaming1009
      @soundtrapgaming1009 Před 2 měsíci +96

      @@garretaustin9338 I would be ok with it, cause it can be funny, it’s just a lot of people genuinely think lie detectors are like un breakable and are always correct. Which can lead to lots of issues. Though the concept can still be funny and amusing.

  • @stevie2.040
    @stevie2.040 Před 2 měsíci +1319

    I think it would be funniest if his name was Jay or Jai so that his internet name sounds identical to his real one.

    • @kanga2468
      @kanga2468 Před 2 měsíci +45

      That sounds like something he'd do

    • @jaewol359
      @jaewol359 Před 2 měsíci +41

      Yeah imagine doing something stupid like that.

    • @slice-the-pi
      @slice-the-pi Před 2 měsíci +17

      ​@@jaewol359 lmaooo username checks out

    • @_DZ_
      @_DZ_ Před 2 měsíci +6

      His name is John

    • @tired247
      @tired247 Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@jaewol359💀

  • @whodvethunk6525
    @whodvethunk6525 Před 2 měsíci +88

    Hook up "Osama Bin Schladden" to a lie detector and ask him where he was in 1999

  • @Jelliott_ssb
    @Jelliott_ssb Před 2 měsíci +938

    It’s actually “JAYRAD” as it was pronounced, that’s how he got them in ‘99

  • @thelazygamer1370
    @thelazygamer1370 Před 2 měsíci +148

    It’s even funnier cause the lie detector dude makes people give him fake answers for content so I just imagine Anthony telling him him to say that

  • @Tyto-ATTA
    @Tyto-ATTA Před 2 měsíci +311

    Jared shlamanamanadingalingadingdong was flabbergasted

    • @thenotbot
      @thenotbot Před 2 měsíci +15

      @@Just_your_average_alienkys

    • @hweavens
      @hweavens Před 2 měsíci +1

      nice

    • @adamking7579
      @adamking7579 Před 2 měsíci +1

      ​@@Just_your_average_alienI checked your other comments and it says 10k💀 did your parents go "nah let's do 30k now"

    • @sarcashd3991
      @sarcashd3991 Před 2 měsíci

      No​@@Just_your_average_alien

    • @maruly35
      @maruly35 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Schlabbergasted

  • @xuenf
    @xuenf Před 2 měsíci +93

    Jared is blushing when he get caught that's so cute

  • @ediblerice912
    @ediblerice912 Před 2 měsíci +34

    I love the tone of malice when she said *JARED*

    • @peterk.2108
      @peterk.2108 Před 8 hodinami

      lol like she hates someone named Jared

  • @Davsoto120
    @Davsoto120 Před 2 měsíci +40

    Doesn’t help that Anthony was like “okay so, Jared” and “jarschlat” replied “yeah?” 😂😂

  • @lightlytoasted_652
    @lightlytoasted_652 Před 2 měsíci +122

    “I just schatt my pants” was flabbergasted 🤣

  • @gummygoo2
    @gummygoo2 Před 2 měsíci +11

    it's the way she said "hello JA-RID" 💀

  • @-Archangel
    @-Archangel Před 2 měsíci +21

    Ok, JOHNATHAN

    • @Nvggs
      @Nvggs Před 2 měsíci

      Bingo

  • @smudgethepro_
    @smudgethepro_ Před 2 měsíci +105

    "Jared James Jartholomew Schlatt" we know your secret 🤗

  • @goldentrophyinmypalm
    @goldentrophyinmypalm Před 2 měsíci +41

    "Schtinky Schit" was left astonished

  • @aktuellyattee8265
    @aktuellyattee8265 Před 2 měsíci +106

    Everyone knows it's actually Jeb

  • @The_Burber
    @The_Burber Před 2 měsíci +14

    That announciation of “jaeh rehd” was so thrratening

  • @naominemo6513
    @naominemo6513 Před 2 měsíci +5

    I honestly just thought the moment afterwards where Anthony goes "Okay so Jared" and Schlatt instinctively goes "yeah?". Then they both started laughing. It almost felt like a confirmation.

  • @sanchezzz69420
    @sanchezzz69420 Před 2 měsíci +10

    "that's so funny dude 😐" + (dying inside)

  • @Lemonsine-7
    @Lemonsine-7 Před 2 měsíci +5

    lets just say "Schleddlegaaglebedoozledaddlingilingilingilingilingidooglewoogle" was flabbergasted

  • @Num3whoknocks
    @Num3whoknocks Před 2 měsíci +8

    “Jared” understands that a lie detector and a truth detector do the same thing

  • @CitricOrange
    @CitricOrange Před 2 měsíci +1

    Jared “Schlubway” is really starting to be known

  • @YourInsaneHedgehog
    @YourInsaneHedgehog Před 2 měsíci +1

    "Schlubadubchlub" looks like he has his enderpearl trades up

  • @moon_chan4299
    @moon_chan4299 Před 2 měsíci +3

    "of course i've met Jared"

    • @Bruno-lo8oc
      @Bruno-lo8oc Před 2 měsíci +4

      So this is who he was warning us about all along...

  • @rattled6732
    @rattled6732 Před 2 měsíci +3

    He will always be ‚‘Schlut‘‘ to us 😊

  • @sheevpalpatine8243
    @sheevpalpatine8243 Před 2 měsíci +2

    i love john jacob jingleheimer schlatt

  • @zirconescalus
    @zirconescalus Před 2 měsíci +2

    “Schlared” was shocked by this one

  • @Ashtondoesthings
    @Ashtondoesthings Před 2 měsíci +19

    He was somewhere on 9/11

    • @missing_link918
      @missing_link918 Před 2 měsíci

      “Where were you on 9/11, yes or no?”
      “What???”
      “Yes or no.”
      “Wha- Yes.”
      “He was indeed somewhere on 9/11”

  • @ShockWaveTP
    @ShockWaveTP Před 2 měsíci +7

    Jared 😔😔

  • @beru8966
    @beru8966 Před 2 měsíci +2

    “Jhat” it at a loss for words

    • @Armaan_felix
      @Armaan_felix Před 2 měsíci

      Fun fact jhat means pubes in hindi

  • @Shulker_
    @Shulker_ Před měsícem +1

    bro was schlabbergasted and schlefuddled

  • @luckyblocks3406
    @luckyblocks3406 Před 2 měsíci +4

    “Johnathan Schlatter” was truly flabbergasted

  • @AnOwlfie
    @AnOwlfie Před měsícem +1

    Schlatt is just wearing Jared's skin suit

  • @rachels6808
    @rachels6808 Před měsícem +1

    Lie detectors are actually very inaccurate.😂

  • @theworstkindofnerd
    @theworstkindofnerd Před 2 měsíci +1

    “Schleiner Math” was flabbergasted by how she said “JAH-rid”

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Jared was shocked

  • @REALStudios
    @REALStudios Před 2 měsíci +1

    Man I’m so happy I have the same name as J Schlatt

  • @ShockTrooper54
    @ShockTrooper54 Před 23 dny +1

    “Scholar of the first sin” was dumbschlounded

  • @prose_nineonetwozerofivethree
    @prose_nineonetwozerofivethree Před 2 měsíci +2

    Ol' Jared Fogle Schlatt

  • @demoman5864
    @demoman5864 Před 2 měsíci

    “JSchlatt” was absolutely flabbergasted

  • @NeutralJAnon
    @NeutralJAnon Před 2 měsíci +1

    Jared from subway facing the consequences of '99

  • @VKadian
    @VKadian Před 2 měsíci

    The "schlared" jokes are the best part of these shorts

  • @Unholy_milk
    @Unholy_milk Před 22 dny +1

    Next thing we know he'll become the next spokesman for Subway

  • @Okay.what.
    @Okay.what. Před 2 měsíci

    THE WAY A SHORT OF CHADCHAD TELLING ANTHONY TO ASK SCHLATT THE ULTIMATE QUESTION *RIGHT* UNDER THIS

  • @aspade3133
    @aspade3133 Před 2 měsíci +1

    “My name is Jared,” - Schlart

  • @ModeDriver
    @ModeDriver Před 2 měsíci

    The man out smarted the lie detector.

  • @thetexanrailfan
    @thetexanrailfan Před 2 měsíci

    "Jared" just schlatt himself when he heard the schlabbergasting information

  • @jamminjared3666
    @jamminjared3666 Před 2 měsíci +1

    So happy I have another fellow Jared ❤💀

  • @4.73x33mm
    @4.73x33mm Před 2 měsíci

    “Franchi Shpas 12” was flabbergasted

  • @-Shepperoni-
    @-Shepperoni- Před 2 měsíci

    “Schlared” was caught off guard by that!

  • @the_sad_wallet1553
    @the_sad_wallet1553 Před 2 měsíci

    “Jared Fogle” was gobsmacked

  • @kylaw2593
    @kylaw2593 Před 7 dny

    Immediately after this short, I got an ad for Amazon that started with “hey I’m Jared”

  • @Deadbeatcow
    @Deadbeatcow Před 2 měsíci

    This sounds like the Key and Peele skit about some guy saying the joke louder, "Hey guys actually, um, I came up with the Jared Schlatt joke haha!" 😂😂😂

  • @mikemcknight1104
    @mikemcknight1104 Před 2 měsíci

    Yeah that polygraph is sooo accurate. 😂

  • @Selzor
    @Selzor Před 6 dny

    Ja`quavius Schlatt Esquire II was truly taken aback

  • @nathaniellipe4348
    @nathaniellipe4348 Před 2 měsíci

    “Schlared” couldn’t keep that secret forever.

  • @HANDLEHANDLEHANDLEHANDLE27
    @HANDLEHANDLEHANDLEHANDLE27 Před 2 měsíci

    The way she said Jared was too funny

  • @oledonkeynutzmcgee5320
    @oledonkeynutzmcgee5320 Před 2 měsíci

    Jagged schlitt was fed up

  • @skoochoo5851
    @skoochoo5851 Před 2 měsíci

    Whatever you say, "Schlari'a Law"

  • @akechistan
    @akechistan Před 2 měsíci

    The #1 Pikmin villain is the doomsday apparatus

  • @YOUR_NARRATOR975
    @YOUR_NARRATOR975 Před 2 měsíci

    "Jarckle" is so silly

  • @dizzypukas8410
    @dizzypukas8410 Před 2 měsíci

    The lie detector picks up nervousness, so when shlatt was asked what his name was he was probably nervous

  • @Syphon_V1
    @Syphon_V1 Před 2 měsíci

    Jared lore continues

  • @argamezv1
    @argamezv1 Před 2 měsíci +1

    His name is Jonathon

  • @byrntoast8385
    @byrntoast8385 Před 2 měsíci

    Jarred has officially

  • @BuzzBazzJ
    @BuzzBazzJ Před 2 měsíci

    Even better: He’s trying to hide that it’s Justin. Justin Schlussy😂🤣

  • @SonsOfMalice
    @SonsOfMalice Před 2 měsíci

    "Schloseph Schloebbels" got figured out

  • @subzerowashere6920
    @subzerowashere6920 Před 2 měsíci

    "Jar shblat" was confused by his situation

  • @CaptainEditor
    @CaptainEditor Před 2 měsíci

    Jarblue chlaatt" be flabber gas gas

  • @001ekajredne
    @001ekajredne Před 28 dny +1

    “Pepsi”s true name has been revealed

  • @jakebake0652
    @jakebake0652 Před 2 měsíci

    “Jebediah Schlatt” was jareghasted

  • @flowdane5139
    @flowdane5139 Před 2 měsíci

    "Hello JaH~ReD"

  • @ArnoldsKtm
    @ArnoldsKtm Před 2 měsíci +1

    ah yes, the lie detector... a guy who gets paid to read a script

  • @MiętaNaPoduszce
    @MiętaNaPoduszce Před měsícem

    i think i remember Slimecicle calling Schlatt „Jared” in one of his older videos so im still convinced that’s his real name

  • @alexlotl_02
    @alexlotl_02 Před 2 měsíci

    Ted makes sure Jared isn’t caught for his crimes in ‘99 by changing the name in the description

  • @destroyerswin8537
    @destroyerswin8537 Před 2 měsíci

    “” was shocked

  • @CallMeWizzmical
    @CallMeWizzmical Před 2 měsíci +2

    His name is "Schlared".

  • @AveragePootis
    @AveragePootis Před 2 měsíci

    I so want him to be called "Johnson Schlatt"

  • @jacobg6842
    @jacobg6842 Před 19 dny

    21:40 THERR ARE NO SNAPPING TURTLES IN THE OCEAN

  • @jonah666
    @jonah666 Před 2 měsíci

    I love those Jared streams

  • @thehatman69420
    @thehatman69420 Před 2 měsíci

    "Jared Schlabadabadabdab" was shocked to know that his name was indeed "Jared Schlabadabadabdab"

  • @aname1651
    @aname1651 Před měsícem

    I thought he was about to say "But I know exactly what your name is" lol

  • @TheDarkerLife
    @TheDarkerLife Před 2 měsíci

    "Napoleon Bonaparte" has been doxxed

  • @ALiteralLamp
    @ALiteralLamp Před 2 měsíci

    One of the few good Jared’s truly

  • @donkosaurus
    @donkosaurus Před 2 měsíci

    "Schlared" was shook when his name got exposed

  • @TeethMeat-jm8ou
    @TeethMeat-jm8ou Před 2 měsíci

    "I don't want to answer that question"

  • @THE_SKI_JERK17
    @THE_SKI_JERK17 Před 2 měsíci

    "Janolosomanon" was absolutely sickened by the thought of them naming him after his victims in 99'

  • @megabass9125
    @megabass9125 Před 2 měsíci

    I still feel like schlingo's name is actually Jungledestroyer

  • @Official_Gurt
    @Official_Gurt Před měsícem

    “Jarred Schlatterbilt” was Jabbergasted!

  • @priceyzoo
    @priceyzoo Před 2 měsíci

    Chat found a new idea

  • @No_handle2024
    @No_handle2024 Před 2 měsíci

    Jared got Schlacked