You Laugh Or You Lose It ALL. ~ YLYL #38
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The chicken may have looked like an average coop chicken, but this chicken - this one chicken - was much different than the others.
This chicken had ambition. It wanted to be recognized, to be famous, to be revered for its uniqueness and intelligence. However, the coop manager saw it as nothing more than just a fowl, resource, and source of income. Our chicken took a quick glance at its coopmates and sighed. It decided, 'This is not where I should be.'
Our chicken went on a journey. Escaped the coop, and ran away in a daze. However, as they snapped out of the daze, they found themselves somewhere unfamiliar to them - the middle of the road.
'What should I do?' the chicken asked itself. 'Do I risk my life to get out of this place?' The chicken deemed the answer to their own question as no and decided to stay there. A chicken out on the roads would gain recognition and fame, so they had already achieved their goal.
However, just when they thought this, a car appeared. It was nothing special, just an average car. However, it stopped when it saw the chicken. Was it waiting for the chicken to cross?
The chicken, looking through its memories, remembered a human saying. The chicken crossing the road to get to the other side.
'Maybe, just maybe,' the chicken thought. 'Maybe they will see me as truly unique. Truly special.'
The chicken, in fear, let its first step onto the hot asphalt road. For the first time in its not-too-long life, the chicken felt fear. One step, then another, it moved forward to the other side.
The chicken glanced at the car for a second. They could feel attention towards them. True recognition for them as an important individual.
They started to go faster across the road. They felt joy. Happiness. Satisfaction. It could hear noises of cheers from inside the car.
When the chicken reached the other side and set foot on the soft grass floor, it finally sighed out loud.
They had succeeded.
This better become a copypasta
10/10
For some reason, I heard this as if it was read by the narrator in Stanley Parable.
How did you make me feel emotions over a chicken?
🚏🛣🐓
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock on the farmer’s door.
Knock Knock, who’s there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
The chicken who crossed he road.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
(To get stuck in a time loop, apparently.)
Chicken left work early and went to go see his kid’s play. He’s that much of an eggsellent father.
DON'T
@@LucasGamer-yo6zf YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD!
Eggshellent
The chicken crossed the road in search of a fourth Ace Attorney song for Tion to use in the detective portions.
The chicken crossed the road to gather info from Tion about the special 40th episode.
That chicken was on his way to invite you to his Post-Halloween Halloween party.
He ventured across plains, roads, mountains, even countries. You might be wondering how this chicken was able to cross literal oceans, and the answer is simple; he gained more than enough funds to set himself for life after being a real estate manager back in the 80s. In an attempt to speed things up, he purchased a top of the line sports car and drove at 210 km/h (that’s 130.488 m/h for those who were curious) on the freeway to get to your house as soon as he possibly could so you wouldn’t feel left out of the Post-Halloween cheer(TM).
However, a mere 3 minutes before he would’ve reached your residence, tragedy struck. In his rush, he drove over a pothole at his high speeds, and also wasn’t wearing his seatbelt because seatbelts weren’t designed for chickens.
The car flipped into the air from the force of the sudden stop.
He blasted through the windscreen.
As the brave little chicken landed, bloody and beaten from the force of the fall, he attempted to call an ambulance on his iSeed XD.
But as he unlocked his phone… he saw the video. He saw you witness the beginning of his journey, when he was simply on foot…
…and he was motivated once more.
He pulled himself up.
He pulled himself together.
He steeled himself for the final stretch of the journey.
This invitation was gonna be sent if it was the last thing he ever did, dammit!
Step by step… wait, would it be stepping for chickens?
Uh…
Trot by trot (I think), the chicken pressed on…
And on…
*And on…*
Then a piano fell from the sky and crushed it to death.
A family found the chicken’s corpse and cooked him for dinner. Apparently he was pretty yummy.
The end.
God, I spent way too long on this rubbish
Tion has excellent taste, Shadowheart is top tier
That lord of the rings puzzle is amazing. Looks much better than doing anything Halloween related
The road crossed him first, the chicken swore vengeance
4:30 Was NOT expecting a Vinny Vinesauce video here
20:03 Fallout 4. It's like Skyrim and Oblivion except sci fi
Every vinny anecdote gets wild before he segues back to the game, so I knew it was going somewhere insane
@@Saxdude26 Sadly his anecdotes don't get AS wild anymore but they still get weird sometimes
Crystaaaal:"somebody send help"
the editor: "i will count that as a laugh"
Yeah, I don’t count that
My halloween outfit this year was just me without pants playing Kirby forgotten land.
Very involved, I know.
That sounds like a fun costume to get to wear
Well to solve the mystery of why the chicken crossed the road, we're gonna need the kitty cat detective hat.
So to start the chicken saw a farm on the otherside and in that farm was the axolotl. The axolotl called the chicken over when he got there the axolotl turned him into a penguin which then started freaking out before blowing up. Then the car which recorded the whole thing blew up.
This was Tion Presents: KingSloth's Brain. Thank you.
Crystahl acting like completing a puzzle that big isn’t a fucking euphoric experience, seriously congrats! Also if you see this can we please see a close up of it in the next ylyl?
I spent Halloween as the most Disgusting and Horrifying thing I could possibly think of.
Myself.
I dressed up as Junko Enoshima! Didn't do a whole lot, but I went trick or treating in my dorm building
For Halloween I went as a guy who got called into work.
Same
I didn't dress up, but I DID play the organ in concert for the first time and it was awesome
Clearly the chicken crossed the road to find out who the gigachad of the week is
The chicken had to cross the road, to get away from his aBAWK-BAWK-BAWKsive parents, and start a new life, in a less scrambled environment
The chicken crossed the road to be closer to Crystaahl in the video.
The chicken crossed the road to escape Goro Majima. But he cannot escape him...Majima is everywhere. Even right behind you reading this comment.
Idk what this chicken thing is that everyone is talking about, but that anteater was probably just crossing the road to find some ants
The true terror of water in video games has only one source.... SONIC THE HEDGEHOGS DROWNING MUSIC
my favorite one is "Why did the chicken cross the road?" "why" "to get to the idiots house. knock knock" "who's there?" "the chicken"
They're water levels, of course they're scary!
The chicken was on the way to witness the birth of its child, amen to the people who stopped and let him cross
Why did the chicken cross the road?
…
…
…
I think I’m having an existential crisis.
This chicken just beat the level. The next one is in the next YLYL
The chicken crossed the road so they could be closer to home.
I didn’t go to a Halloween party I progressed to a psychologist office processing that I entered back to the house once in the domain practically started to engage in tales of vespeaia being alone in the house
The chicken crossed the road after their friend Ricken the Chicken caused their egg to roll across the street.
“Shadowheart my beloved” omg, based Tion lol
0:35 nope, I stayed at home by myself watching Halloween movies in bed eating chipotle burritos…
14:03 to get away from the Colonel
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't know, why?
To get to the idiot's house!
...What?
Knock Knock!
...Who's there...?
*_The Chicken._*
20:47 Actually made me smile. ❤
Speaking of LOTR, I binged all 3 movies in 2 days around Halloween ish time.
First time I had seen the original trilogy, and I have to say, we all need a friend as Based as Sam.
Chicken crossed the road to play with the banana.
The chicken crossed the road to reach you about your car's extended warranty.
🚏🛣🐓
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the farmer’s house.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
The chicken who crossed the road.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
(To get stuck in a time loop, apparently.)
Yeah, the banana trick at the end does work, and it does make eating them a lot more fun.
20:12 ASHENS MENTIONED !!!
I dressed up as a cute witch for halloween! out of clothes that, honestly, I would wear out on a regular basis (minus the witch's hat) because I love dressing up like I'm the main character of life
Water levels in video games have always been my Kryptonite. Would scare the ever loving heck out of me. The giant eel in Mario 64 was definitely a part of that. Water in video games is still a huge thing that I don’t like to engage with. Earlier this year my friend and I played Subnautica as a sort of immersion therapy or whatever. Didn’t work. Just more scared. Lol
The weirdest thing is, I love swimming and have swam in the ocean and gonna snorkeling and such in real life no problem. Just in games does it give me anxiety. It makes no freaking sense.
I really needed this today, thank you.
20:47
Humanity restored
The chicken crossed the road to get to the other side
For halloween i painted my face red, stuck on Horn Prosthetics, and did a whole demon makeup look with black gem stones, gracks, and black lips and conture.
My dad always said the chicken crossed the road to get away from Colonel Sanders
4:00 Feel like that was distress instead of a laugh 😂
Edit: Tried making a banana wand. It worked. Now the anteater is dead.
The chicken had to cross the road to get to ichiban holdings as it is currently the leader ot my boutique hotel
The chicken cross the road because It shows how chickens are smarter than humans
The chicken crossed the road to get to the nearest KFC.
The chicken crossed the road because she thought she saw her ex on the other side and didn't want things to get bawkward
The chicken crossed the road...to get to the other side
4:59 It's because of the giant red eel isn't it? Totally understandable.
Why was that chicken crossing the road? BE-CAWSE!!
The chicken was rushing home to watch your latest YLYL challenge video
Chicken tryin to go to Hogwart, that's why chicken cross the road
The chicken crossed the road cause the humidity got to him, not the heat
Cat shadow finally got me.
The chicken crossed the road for some fowl reason...
Thank you Tion
8:13 "Don't tempt me Frodo, you piece of shiet!"
"And my Axe, you piece of shit."
The banana headbutts absolutely, totally, possibly works. Try it!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Nobody knows… BUT THE ROAD WILL HAVE ITS VENGEANCE!!!
Bananas do split into thirds like that but I make that happen as I eat the banana as opposed to before I eat it.
The Vinny clip about Mario 35 was freaking priceless. Gotta give props to the SPEEN man for making me laugh while watching a YLYL video. XD
Wait, I don't think there was a single Rick Roll this time around. Very intresting.
We dont celebrate Halloween. No, not as "I dont dress up" or go to a party, we actually dont celebrate Halloween
(thats probably a shock to some people)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a road to be crossed.
I will leave these words of wisdom here.
20:29 Dude literally has the word Fish in his name.
I went as the Scissorman from Clock Tower for Halloween.
Well I can give you the meaning of the usual response for the "Why did the chicken cross the road", seeing as it goes over a lot of people's heads
To get to the other side.
As in, "the other side". The chicken is not expecting to survive it's journey across the tarmac
the chicken crossed the road cuz the grass was greener on the other side
I was going to trick-or-treat as the Prinzessin der Verurteilung, Sovreign of the Immernactrich, Fischl von Lufschloss Narfidort, but I got sick, so I cosplayed at home as a bean burrito.
I also have a lonely Halloween, but at least I have these videos :)
The chicken crossed the road in order to participate in the You Laugh You Lose challenge of course!
I was a very low-key Goro Majima at work on Halloween! (I found a cute top in the snake skin pattern, and wore black pants, along with some tiny devil horns) I didn't have the energy to do much, but figured I would have a little fun that day.
The chicken cross the road to be in this video
don't worry crystal, i wasn't invited to any haloween parties either, instead i had a fnaf movie watch party with some online friends
19:34 Finally a Fallout 4 clip!!
The Banana works but I felt very uncomfortable putting my finger in the middle of the Banana but it works
Maybe you can do a YLYL episode with just "Crystal Holmes tries to guess what happens next" videos?
All his life, Trevor has been working up the courage to cross the road. His life coach Todd was leaving after another therapy session, when Trevor decided that he had had enough, and decided he'd cross the road in full sight of Todd, proving he could once and for all overcome his phobias. This video was taken as Trevor completed his goal, all the while being cheered on by Todd.
Trevor now makes appearances in KFC commercials and Victoria's Secret photoshoots. Todd is still his life coach, and now his best friend.
I watched cartoon Halloween specials all day in my bed, it was great
" i wasnt invited to any parties"
Same lol, but i will admit NOTHING beats slouching playing jrpg of the week friends can wait i gotta kill a god
Duh. The chicken crossed the road because KIRYU-CHAN ^_^
OK. Time to remake “The Littlest Hobo” but this time with a chicken as the hero.
No current Hallows Eve costume stories, but I do have a past humdinger, first year of university I was caught short and needed an emergency costume, it had been unseasonably warm and dry so i decided to risk it all and went out as a mummy... and used toilet paper for the bandages on top of a skin-tight, skin coloured body suit... it rained because i live in the UK and rain is the eternal enemy... I ended up being chased by three coppers thinking I was actually naked when my 'bandages' dissolved and I was legging it back to my dorm to put on normal clothes. one tackled me and had the audacity to ask why my skin felt so fabricy!
No i refuse to go into the why did the chicken cross the road road again, bo Burnham already made my cry about it
0:28 I was busy so I couldn’t make a party… and I live in an apartment with all adults, so it was basically dead… honestly you could’ve forgotten it was Halloween… so I spent it playing Yakuza 0.
22:23 I’ve split bananas before but I don’t think I’ve ever played with my food.
I went to my school’s Halloween dance as Papyrus from Undertale
I used my free laugh to laugh at you lmao gottem
The banana thing works, you don't need to smash it with your head tho :D
I've been eating banana this way forever.
I think the best iteration of chicken jokes is the original, get to the other side
However
when I was around three or four years old, I assume I thought a joke was a question that other people did not know the answer to, because I would always end it with “to get to the flying ice cream cone.” If someone guessed that, I would say, “nooooo, to get to the flying ice cream cone*s*. There are seven.”
My halloween costume? Simple! I went to college with my fursuit head! (Character being my profile pic!)
6:43 I recognize Halcybella and Raine Emery! With Athena_cos and Dajackies!
4:48 bro developed thalasophobia of m64 levels :(
(Fear of ocean/whats there)
My Halloween costume was Peter Parker! I have the same hairstyle as Tobey Maguire so it worked really well and my gf bought me a Spider-Man costume and I wore it under my costume! I also had fake glasses to complete the look
My favorite chicken road joke was from Teen Titans. Beast Boy: "Why did the Chicken cross the road?" Raven: "To beat up the idiot telling jokes about him?"