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  • čas přidán 7. 09. 2024
  • A conspiracy theorist's guide to understanding Anna Kendrick's 2012 film "Pitch Perfect."
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  • @Grapesofwrath7
    @Grapesofwrath7 Před 3 lety +2036

    my favourite part of this is how it assumes that anna kendrick is the sole director and mastermind behind the movie

    • @barcodebear
      @barcodebear Před 3 lety +18

      @brentus86 they went real quiet after this question 😳😳😳

    • @jacksonstephens9765
      @jacksonstephens9765 Před 3 lety +8

      Mine is Pat Hi Jak

    • @travisbrown9109
      @travisbrown9109 Před 3 lety

      brentus86 created by Kay lady and directed by some guy.

    • @brooksboy78
      @brooksboy78 Před 3 lety +2

      And not just this movie, but every movie she's ever starred in lmfao.

    • @harrylane4
      @harrylane4 Před 9 měsíci

      “Assumes.” She IS.

  • @wittyusername_6
    @wittyusername_6 Před 9 lety +913

    I knew this was a parody, but for the first few minutes I genuinely believed this was about to blow my mind.

    • @mondler107
      @mondler107 Před 6 lety +12

      Joe S Right? 😂😂 It gets more ridiculous as it goes on

    • @feliciaf8
      @feliciaf8 Před 6 lety +3

      exactly, you're not the only one, and i'm too late lol

    • @crosamond
      @crosamond Před 6 lety +9

      Joe S still blew my mind

  • @oscar_311
    @oscar_311 Před 3 lety +533

    favorite part of this is how we’re just giving anna kendrick the director/producer role for the whole film

  • @bennydrama7
    @bennydrama7 Před 6 lety +1160

    I watch this once a week just to keep me sane.

  • @Mochaa94
    @Mochaa94 Před 9 lety +583

    "DOES SHE THINK WE'RE STUPID? DOES SHE THINK WE WON'T NOTICE?" this is the funniest video I've ever watched thank you.

  • @joepbailey
    @joepbailey Před 9 lety +899

    "People don't know this, but the whole screenplay is a palindrome.".. that cracked me up.

    • @andoemarieg
      @andoemarieg Před 3 lety +2

      I read this comment as the guy said it. Trippy.

  • @raikespeare
    @raikespeare Před 9 lety +586

    The film is about a cappella singing competitions. A cappella means "in the manner of church", but none of the songs that they're singing seem to be worshipful toward a deity. So if they are singing "in the manner of church", what exactly are they worshipping? Well, what songs *are* they singing? Pop songs. So what stands in the place of God? Pop culture. Culture made for profit. Anna Kendrick is clearly criticizing pop culture as the modern religion, set up by corporations just like various denominations.
    You'll notice that the core conflict in the film is between two a cappella groups, the all-female Barden Belles and the all-male Treblemakers. These stand in the film as a proxy for the two major parties in the United States, the Democrats and the Republicans, respectively. But they are both singing pop songs - clearly a criticism that the two major parties in the United States are only superficially different, and they both worship the same pop-culture religion of capitalism.
    It's so obvious once you stop thinking about it. Such is the genius of Anna Kendrick.

    • @s4ujcd
      @s4ujcd Před 9 lety +14

      Right on, brother!

    • @boolaholic5313
      @boolaholic5313 Před 9 lety +4

      Oh god... Who cares!

    • @jessieburton4104
      @jessieburton4104 Před 4 lety +1

      A cappella is literally just using your mouth to make music you have thought too deeply 😂

    • @Ashley-ro4xz
      @Ashley-ro4xz Před 3 lety +22

      @@jessieburton4104 the joke went over your head buddy

  • @VictoriasChannel
    @VictoriasChannel Před 9 lety +1041

    Well this makes perfect sense. But what about Pitch Perfect 2? To me it seems obvious that the film is social commentary about the situation in Crimea.

    • @ethommy
      @ethommy Před 9 lety +46

      It's obviously about the I.S.I.S. situation. I.S.I.S. is 'is' twice which goes with Pitch Perfect 2 ('2' being the 'twice').

    • @tapatapaz
      @tapatapaz Před 9 lety +2

      hey, now look who's here, if it's not the plant kisser

    • @GabbyGaby29g
      @GabbyGaby29g Před 9 lety +14

      Eric Thomas It could have been about the I.S.I.S. situation OR it could have been about 9/11 because 2 in roman numerals is II
      And what does II look like?
      Two towers
      Right next to each other

    • @dtracers
      @dtracers Před 4 lety +3

      Pitch perfect 3 is about corona

    • @tacotimmer8288
      @tacotimmer8288 Před 2 lety

      whup

  • @EpicBeard815
    @EpicBeard815 Před 9 lety +1048

    But what happened with your thesis on fine tooth combs?

    • @Evanito
      @Evanito Před 7 lety

      eulB staeB ox

    • @RichardAspdenOfficial
      @RichardAspdenOfficial Před 7 lety +6

      Oil trading....oily hair...What do you wash hair with? Shampoo and conditioner. Head and Shoulders makes shampoo and conditioner....

    • @Bigwaterboi
      @Bigwaterboi Před 7 lety +14

      Conditioning? Air conditioning? Controlling temperatures! Servers need temperature control. HILLARY CLINTON'S PRIVATE EMAIL SERVER!!

    • @Superbl0bby
      @Superbl0bby Před 7 lety +1

      Upcycle Shoes comb the desert!

  • @babyshay2228
    @babyshay2228 Před 9 lety +72

    This video became funnier to me when I realized that this was all you procrastinating doing your paper about fine toothed combs

  • @Hyorene
    @Hyorene Před 9 lety +744

    Pitch Perfect 2. Two in Roman numerals is II. Two I's. What has two I's? I.S.I.S. Now we know what the second film is really about. Wake up, America

    • @zixelix
      @zixelix Před 9 lety +42

      You know what else there was two of? The towers. There were two towers. America is just clueless.

    • @themakeupbyimani
      @themakeupbyimani Před 9 lety +6

      뭐야....

    • @Hyorene
      @Hyorene Před 9 lety +1

      zix elix And II, aka 2, looks like two towers standing side-by-side...

    • @lineage299
      @lineage299 Před 9 lety +1

      ***** search for the staged ISIS video released by Russian Hackers

    • @psykad3lic
      @psykad3lic Před 9 lety +12

      ***** I think you are onto something there, Korea.

  • @Checker222
    @Checker222 Před 9 lety +806

    I've watched this 6-7 times, because it does such a good job imitating and parodying those Illuminati and "hidden meaning" type videos tat are everywhere on CZcams.
    Great work guys!

    • @CookStProductions
      @CookStProductions  Před 9 lety +101

      Thanks Checker222! The one problem with parodying a conspiracy is the deeper you go down the rabbit hole, the more you start to believe it....

    • @dudedysseus
      @dudedysseus Před 9 lety +4

      CookStProductions That's deep.

    • @Arovna
      @Arovna Před 9 lety +6

      Checker222 Parody ? imatating ? what do you mean ? Who are you ? Why do you say that ? who's your source ? Gimme coffee

    • @ThePayphone
      @ThePayphone Před 9 lety +1

      Checker222 Have you seen the video about that lady who thinks an episode of SNL predicted 9/11? she's so damn sure of it right down to "look at the hands of his watch it points to 9:11!"

    • @hiramj826
      @hiramj826 Před 8 lety

      +David J. McGee very deep

  • @DendyJungle
    @DendyJungle Před 8 lety +86

    has anna kendrick responded to this accusisations? no? didnt think so. her silence speaks volumes@!!@!!!

  • @SheenEstevezzz
    @SheenEstevezzz Před 9 lety +92

    Harry and the rest of the Connick Juniors. New band name I'm calling it.

  • @indiefyme
    @indiefyme Před 9 lety +179

    I literally started crying.

    • @tomascanevaro4292
      @tomascanevaro4292 Před 7 lety +11

      I know it makes you sad, but the truth must be known #WakeUpAmerica

  • @TrustATinOwl
    @TrustATinOwl Před 7 lety +49

    The most unbelievable part of this is,
    "My friends told me, I HAD to see Pitch Perfect".

  • @Asushlo
    @Asushlo Před 9 lety +78

    This video started with the narrator saying they were a senior at a barber college writing a thesis on fine-toothed combs, how could anybody think this was serious?

    • @sheiim7345
      @sheiim7345 Před 5 lety

      TRUEEE

    • @Harlod814
      @Harlod814 Před rokem +2

      My brother in 8 years ago. I graduate from barber college next week and my thesis was also on fine toothed combs, thank you very much. If you'd like I can quickly try to photoshop something together to make it look like I'm not lying.

  • @DJayAce4
    @DJayAce4 Před 9 lety +41

    The funny thing is that some crazies out there will actually take this video seriously, and didn't realize it was meant to be a joke, they will now revolve their life around this video for the next month!

  • @OfficialRedTeamReview
    @OfficialRedTeamReview Před 7 lety +148

    fuck....now I need to go watch this again.

  • @hiramj826
    @hiramj826 Před 8 lety +92

    Does she think we're stupid. Does she think we wont notice .....

  • @JordanBeagle
    @JordanBeagle Před 7 lety +18

    6:04 "That equation, after you spend a few hours studying it"

  • @MrConorghilarducci
    @MrConorghilarducci Před 10 lety +53

    Since U Been Gone was released 11/16/2004. invert 11/16 and reduce 2004 = 91116
    9/11/2001 - 11/16/2004 = 1162 days, invert and balance 1162 = 11911
    The Breakfast Club was released 2/15/1985 - 11/16/2004 = 7214 days (19y 9m 1d) 7+2+1+4 = 9+1+1+2+1
    TBFC 2/15/1985 - PP 10/5/2012 = 10,094 days (27y 2m 7d) 1+9+4 = 9+1+1+2+1

    • @CookStProductions
      @CookStProductions  Před 9 lety +8

      This is amazing! Thanks Conor!

    • @lineage299
      @lineage299 Před 9 lety +3

      Conor Ghilarducci check this out
      In a clockwork Orange when our protagonist is under arrests, the agents numbers are 667 and 665 meaning that our protagonist is what number?
      and in Dorny Darko he said he is the third frank in his family, multiply 3 times the number of the F in the alphabetical order

    • @Terabyte47
      @Terabyte47 Před 9 lety +7

      Conor Ghilarducci half life 3 confirmed.

  • @iixMarie
    @iixMarie Před 7 lety +79

    I feel like Anna Kendrick would find this hilarious, privately. If she publicly voiced her acceptance of this video she would be crucified by the media for some clickbaitey bullshittery thats too stretched you cant actually figure out what happened anymore. Great video.

  • @ToniteImPuckingYou
    @ToniteImPuckingYou Před 9 lety +44

    harry and the rest of the connick juniors had me dying

    • @kaebeelee
      @kaebeelee Před 9 lety

      Like I legit died. Fucking crying over here. XD

  • @brun0z691
    @brun0z691 Před 2 lety +6

    BIG A brought me here

  • @heathkitchen2612
    @heathkitchen2612 Před 9 lety +15

    So smartly crafted. Terrorists, high level intelligence, Harry Connick Jr.! This video exposes EVERYTHING. A must watch.

  • @diorjackson9101
    @diorjackson9101 Před 3 lety +1798

    POV: You’re here from the TikTok

  • @JS-yp6sw
    @JS-yp6sw Před 8 lety +62

    "Living under Iraq"Lmao this is probably my favorite CZcams video

  • @ChrisIceton
    @ChrisIceton Před 4 lety +2

    Kubrick. Kendrick. Kendrick. Kubrick. This is incredible hahaha!

  • @catienajar
    @catienajar Před 8 lety +44

    This drags Room 237 so hard I love it. Couldn't even get through that movie all the way through XD

    • @Squishy876
      @Squishy876 Před 7 lety

      catie najar That movie was such a waste. Some of the commentary was garbage

  • @CooperCarr
    @CooperCarr Před 9 lety +9

    This deserves millions of views.

  • @TheLATESTfashion13
    @TheLATESTfashion13 Před 9 lety +13

    “... I was writing my thesis on fine-toothed combs."

  • @TheGadgetPanda
    @TheGadgetPanda Před 9 lety +27

    Well, I'm convinced.

  • @freshfruits777
    @freshfruits777 Před 3 lety +9

    I’m so glad more people are finding this video. 5 years ago I laughed my ass off to this for 2 days straight

  • @MadiBooMonkey
    @MadiBooMonkey Před 3 lety +7

    me fulfilling the word count on my argumentative essay:

  • @nealcordova7225
    @nealcordova7225 Před 9 lety +32

    I lost it at Harry Connick Jr. xD

    • @SnackMuay
      @SnackMuay Před 9 lety +5

      But don't forget about the rest of the connick jrs!

  • @JBryanBarnes
    @JBryanBarnes Před 7 lety +21

    "People don't realize this, but the entire screenplay is a palindrome"

  • @JeewanthaBandara
    @JeewanthaBandara Před 7 lety +2

    The mental gymnastics required to arrive at your conclusion are truly astounding. Keep it up my man

  • @MisfitHaole
    @MisfitHaole Před 6 lety +7

    By far the most outlandish thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Loved every second.

  • @GregMachlin
    @GregMachlin Před 8 lety +3

    This is the best thing ever. It is certainly the best Room 237 parody in existence. I basically cackled through this entire video.

  • @jimothyjams443
    @jimothyjams443 Před 3 lety +8

    I'm way too high for this

  • @goldensavage7703
    @goldensavage7703 Před 3 lety +22

    Dude I can’t tell if he’s serious 😂

  • @samstevenson9410
    @samstevenson9410 Před 9 lety +33

    It would appear that sarcasm is lost on the Internet....

  • @SheepDogInsano
    @SheepDogInsano Před 9 lety +22

    I did not watch this whole video but I AM SURE this makes more sense than Room 237.

    • @dawnscarlettt
      @dawnscarlettt Před 9 lety +3

      You need to stick till the very end. It's truly life changing if you sit through it all

    • @SheepDogInsano
      @SheepDogInsano Před 9 lety +1

      I ended up doing so.

  • @Karragh
    @Karragh Před 7 lety +3

    My favourite joke is the counting to 8????? on the guy's abs.

  • @ezsrocks
    @ezsrocks Před 9 lety +1

    This is honestly my favorite video, I just need the world to know that I show this to everyone I meet.

  • @carson7955
    @carson7955 Před 9 lety +8

    This is my favorite video of all time.

  • @wackybatman2027
    @wackybatman2027 Před 3 lety +3

    My friend sent me this in the middle of the night with the only context being, "Pitch perfect caused 9/11"... was not disappointed

  • @AuthorTrentonNezzy
    @AuthorTrentonNezzy Před 5 lety +10

    Dude, I just want to let you know, I go back to this video like every 6 months and laugh my ass off. It's partially the inspiration for my own channel, it's funny as all fuck. The delivery is on point. I have no clue how you wrote this because it's just amazing. Straight. Comedy. Gold. You win the Internet.

  • @CakeBevens
    @CakeBevens Před 6 lety +1

    almost 4 years later and its still the best video on youtube.

  • @hand__banana
    @hand__banana Před 9 lety +7

    Greatest thing I've seen all week. Thank you for this information. Zeitgeist.

  • @scottbaylo
    @scottbaylo Před 7 lety +9

    "The other conick jrs"
    tickled me just right

  • @ObliviousPenguin
    @ObliviousPenguin Před 9 lety +80

    I like how a bunch of you guys are taking this video seriously and completely missing the point that it's making fun of conspiracy theorists.

    • @RoguePenguinScotland
      @RoguePenguinScotland Před 9 lety +9

      Yea only penguins can figure this out :)

    • @ObliviousPenguin
      @ObliviousPenguin Před 9 lety +3

      We shall rule the world.

    • @mehbutfair
      @mehbutfair Před 9 lety +1

      Not only that, but it's so well done. How can you not believe?

    • @hb0x
      @hb0x Před 9 lety

      ObliviousPenguin I have no problem with you guys ruling the world. Please be our Saviour the Overlord.

    • @ObliviousPenguin
      @ObliviousPenguin Před 9 lety

      hb0x Soon.

  • @christopherperkins1733
    @christopherperkins1733 Před 2 lety +5

    Damn this still holds up 7 years later 😂

  • @OMGOODBER
    @OMGOODBER Před 9 lety +6

    I was keeping a straight face up until he brought up Wheel of Fortune, then I lost all of it.

  • @BrianThorp
    @BrianThorp Před 3 lety +1

    "Harry and the rest of the Connick Jrs"
    Lmao

  • @heathkitchen2612
    @heathkitchen2612 Před 9 lety +6

    I loved it. Finally someone has the guts to tell the truth!

  • @1brianm7
    @1brianm7 Před rokem +2

    “More on that later..”
    Refuses to elaborate

  • @EposVox
    @EposVox Před 7 lety +72

    omg

  • @JayP80Geno
    @JayP80Geno Před 9 lety +3

    Genius. Just purr fucking genius. This should have millions of views. PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW! YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ME, ANNA!

  • @hollyspence2172
    @hollyspence2172 Před 3 lety +64

    Is anyone else here from tiktok??

    • @travisbrown9109
      @travisbrown9109 Před 3 lety

      And the first minute was the best part. It was a way better TikTok video. I think it’s a valid observation that it’s a 9/11 motif but the conclusions he draws from that are way off. It’s hit and miss

  • @XandeRToXic
    @XandeRToXic Před 9 lety +4

    The 9 singers/11 singers was hilarious.

  • @Vvvrrrmmm
    @Vvvrrrmmm Před 7 lety +3

    .... writing my thesis on fine tooth combs... hahaha, this man is a comic genius

  • @me2525
    @me2525 Před 3 lety

    I read your thesis on fine-toothed combs and it CHANGED MY LIFE. I now hold a Master's in being a Barber and it's all because of you. THSNKS!

  • @bluerobin7051
    @bluerobin7051 Před 3 lety +2

    I have never seen Pitch Perfect. What a masterpiece.

  • @michaeljacksin9367
    @michaeljacksin9367 Před rokem

    this is one of my favorite youtube videos ever it keeps getting better with age too

  • @FiTTyFouR54
    @FiTTyFouR54 Před 9 lety +4

    Fucking hell, the part that got me was when we he mentioned the guys birthday on american idol.

  • @archieburtonsmith1374

    Seeing the premiere of of Kendrick's directorial debut in a half hour. Can't wait to see the expressionist genius at work

  • @MattyMattMatt2015
    @MattyMattMatt2015 Před 9 lety +111

    At 1:59 there are 12, count em 12 flight attendants. NOT 11. Conspiracy disproved.

    • @MrKohlenstoff
      @MrKohlenstoff Před 9 lety +55

      You're clearly deluded. Open your mind and accept the truth!

    • @MattyMattMatt2015
      @MattyMattMatt2015 Před 9 lety +5

      MrKohlenstoff Can you count? You're blinded by your ignorance.

    • @whiteDoug187
      @whiteDoug187 Před 9 lety +14

      XXXXMYCHANNELXXXX You're blinded by your inability to understand satire.

    • @whiteDoug187
      @whiteDoug187 Před 9 lety +19

      You're right. How could anybody possibly watch this and think he was being serious? I must be so retarded.

    • @MattyMattMatt2015
      @MattyMattMatt2015 Před 9 lety +1

      Shane Barbato obviously

  • @zacroper3577
    @zacroper3577 Před 7 lety +3

    You know I think I've recently discovered that the Narnia trilogy is really just symbolism for Watergate. The franchise ends with a literal Watergate. The franchise has been on hiatus since 2010, now the studio done this on purpose in order to make people ask the question "Does Narnia Continue?" take all those initials and you get DNC. DNC = Democratic National Committee. A quote from Wikipedia "On the morning of June 18th, 1972, G. Gordon Liddy called Jeb Magruder in Los Angeles and informed him that "the four men arrested with McCord were Cuban freedom fighters, whom Howard Hunt recruited" the Iceland and Estonia release of Prince Caspian was on June 18th coincidence? I think not.

  • @jacobsmith5686
    @jacobsmith5686 Před 7 lety +3

    I couldn't stop chuckling. Awesome work Cook St Productions :)
    Keep 'em coming

  • @IFeelLikeASofa
    @IFeelLikeASofa Před 9 lety +2

    I want to see this as a feature length movie.

  • @sarahmccrea18
    @sarahmccrea18 Před 3 lety +1

    This is my comfort youtube video

  • @YourEvryDayTOAST
    @YourEvryDayTOAST Před 9 lety +1

    I HATE YOU FOR MAKING THIS BUT THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME OPEN UP MY THIRD EYE MORE.

  • @TallGirlandtheCricket
    @TallGirlandtheCricket Před 9 lety +6

    I want to read his thesis on fine-toothed combs.

  • @mithunmuraleetharan2319
    @mithunmuraleetharan2319 Před 9 lety +7

    Hossein Taeb was actually the third result.
    Wait a minute, 'third'!
    'Third' really an anagram of 'dirth' and 'dirth' sounds like dirt. Dirt has four letters. Dirth has one more letter than dirt. 4-1= 3...
    It's been there the whole time. How can I be so dumb!
    I need to take my pizza out of the oven in three minutes!

  • @xchump
    @xchump Před 9 lety +1

    Can't believe I missed all this when I watched the movie!
    Feel kinda silly :/
    Appreciate the illumination!

  • @suef3866
    @suef3866 Před 7 lety +1

    Finally, someone whose not afraid to say what we're all thinking!

  • @vadermccandless
    @vadermccandless Před 9 lety +1

    Supremely funny. That ending doesn't quite nail it, but damn, I wish this were an extra on the Room 237 Blu. Fucking funny. Love the blend of conspiracy theory and editing.

  • @halbalpotter
    @halbalpotter Před 7 lety +1

    This is the single best video my eyes have ever had the pleasure of absorbing. I will never look at anything the same again. WAKE UP SHEEPLE

  • @TheOtherCola
    @TheOtherCola Před 7 lety +2

    Hilarious! Loved it. I felt like I was deep in the throws of Room 237 once more!

  • @Jake_Boone
    @Jake_Boone Před 3 lety +1

    Amazing hollow earth theory. Best I've ever heard.

  • @alecrodriguez1529
    @alecrodriguez1529 Před 9 lety +1

    These were the best 407 seconds I've spent online in my life. Lmao

  • @DRAGONFANG18
    @DRAGONFANG18 Před 9 lety +2

    Eric Cartman levels of deduction here. I am impressed.

  • @BChristophMeyerMD
    @BChristophMeyerMD Před 9 lety

    Awesome tour de force. It's now so clear. Thank you. Thank you.

  • @stevenmillett
    @stevenmillett Před 9 lety +7

    This is such a brilliant parody of Room 237. What a godawful documentary that was.

  • @lionordyin8115
    @lionordyin8115 Před rokem

    One of my favorite videos on CZcams. Absolutely love it and makes me laugh every time.

  • @blake-pfeil
    @blake-pfeil Před 9 lety +3

    This is actually the most genius thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

  • @britttttttttty
    @britttttttttty Před 9 lety +4

    people are freaking out trying to disprove this video..... it's literally in the comedy category soooo

  • @itsannabee
    @itsannabee Před 9 lety

    I think this is my favourite video on the internet to date.

  • @Novous
    @Novous Před rokem

    if you find these connections in Pitch Perfect, wait till this man watches Evangelion. It'll be a 380 hour video.

  • @joshb7041
    @joshb7041 Před 3 lety

    The amount of work that went into this video is perfect

  • @ciara7264
    @ciara7264 Před 3 lety

    This is the perfect CZcams video. I hope when humans no longer exist in the future that this is all that's left

  • @huntervaughan1812
    @huntervaughan1812 Před 7 lety +1

    this video displays amazing deductive reasoning.

  • @hrothgars5992
    @hrothgars5992 Před 6 měsíci +3

    Statistically, barber colleges are some of the better places to study if you want to become a barber.

  • @coleyx4
    @coleyx4 Před 9 lety +1

    I just need you guys to make a video for pitch perfect two that's all I need in my life please just please that's all I want in life. All I want in life.

  • @mikeyx2526
    @mikeyx2526 Před 7 lety +1

    that was a journey.
    I'll never forget it

  • @TimidTortoise1988
    @TimidTortoise1988 Před 7 lety +2

    I love the effort that went into this. Great video!

  • @ashleybrown7623
    @ashleybrown7623 Před 3 lety +1

    This was truly an experience

  • @teresanerney9408
    @teresanerney9408 Před 9 lety

    I think I lost it officially when Pitch Perfect was connected to Harry Connick Jr. Way to go; this is hilarious.