Whitney Cummings Gives Jimmy Kimmel 'Red Flag' Dating Test
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- čas přidán 10. 10. 2017
- Whitney talks about her new book 'I'm Fine... And Other Lies,' and she gives Jimmy the very revealing test she created to weed out potential 'red flag' dates.
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Whitney Cummings Gives Jimmy Kimmel 'Red Flag' Dating Test
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This woman is a unique point on the hot-crazy graph
A fellow bro I see, in the playbook we call that the Hot- Crazy Scale aka the Vicky Mendoza Diagonal 👌
More on the crazy side of you ask me
@@mrkillums8219 she's flirting with the Shelly Gillespie Zone
Plz someone explain
@@noone9472 barney stinson, bro
Jimmy said the leg thing and quickly apologized! He knew he’d get his ass handed to him 🤣
Craig would pull that off.
@Sideways G trueee
Sideways G It could be the accent. Or it could be that Craig is generally considered attractive and desirable.
Yep,that’s the wonderful PC world, a red blooded man can no longer appreciate a beautiful woman’s body!
Putrifying Eagor There’s time and place for everything, they are both at work.
A date giving you a personality quiz on a first date seems like a red flag.
Omg my date once did that ! And the quiz takes like 20 minutes so he just sat there in silence while i answered stupid questions 😂 there was no 2ed date👍🏻
actually, as long as it's mutual then I don't see the harm. I've had oodles who have done that. We can compare answers after.
isn't that what a dates are, anyway -- a way to determine whether or not you and the other person "work"??
the fact that it's overt, bothers you?
@@kazoosc It's a ritual if you want to be specific about it. So if you go and convert it to some sort of exam or test you take away all creativity and spontaneity. So it gives the other one a good impression how you approach relationships. It's definitely not "passionate" to not spoil too much. Also some smart readers might after a while just come up with the perfect answers cause they read them online, and what you gonna do then!?
I use to surreptitiously test the men I dated. But it was always in the context of a philosophical conversation....and I still ended up dating completely crazy people 🤣
It turns out men that have screws loose are possibly the most likely to get involved in philosophical conversations with the opposite sex.
I saw her live at a casino but I was too high to remember anything except laughing a lot, and her giving a joint to a veteran. It was awesome
Going on a date with a married person is not a "red flag", it's an automatic "No".
Matt Townend exaggerationssssss
Lana Moon understatement if anything.
Matt Townend I meant she was exaggerating
Lana Moon I think he meant she was understating.
That’s the joke
Whitney cummings is hilarious, stunningly beautiful and strong willed. she's one of the very few comedians whose shows i've watched start to finish and really enjoyed her creative genius. not many people can be so open and truthful about themselves. definitely one of my favorites ...
I'm a straight white guy and I'm very sad and she hates me
Jimmy was scared of how accurate that test is.
I think Jimmy was his realest and most comfortable here. I guess he's actually pretty shy as a person and has to fake it all the time to be 'normal' in Hollywood and its been wearing him down
bro jimmy's laugh at 2:42 made me cringe bc of how fake it was
Wow it's so cool you know Jimmy personally
Him and Conan...,and eventually Fallon.
Watch Conan back when he got to go out into the world and interact w/ “real people”...like when he was a Chinese delivery boy...actually and Letterman to that list too.
And Colbert there is something about what we perceive as funny and relaxing that has to be very stressful for them.
Colbert especially....he’s basically unwittingly taken up Jon Stewart’s mantle as the moral arbiter for Hollywood.
Money seems great but I never see someone reflect on their time as a talk show host fondly...it’s GOttA get stale.
Dr.: How’s your sex life?
Me: Troutful
Big mood
I translate that to easy, plentiful and fun...or perhaps just abundantly fishy?
@@billmcdonald2445 just need to talk to her about personal hygiene. Problem solved. ✅
Whitney Cummings is what Michael Jackson was striving to look like
Can’t unsee
and five years from now she will look like MJ
@@pneh already does
Galen Joyce home alone?
Galen Joyce “Why doe it matter he’s dead.” - Donald Trump in response to business partners confronting him about blaming Taj Mahaj issues on dead business partners to the press.
Watched last night and although I am a 63 year old long haul truck driver and some may say this woman and her humor is not in my demographic ?
I absolutely love her !!
If she was on every night I would watch her show !!
If she made a movie I would go see it !!
I hope I did not just cross over into creepy ??
Love you Whitney !!
You Crack me up !!
It took me a minute to realize Jimmy meant that she was a producer for others' creative works when he said "producing other people." I thought that was an unusual way of saying she had children.
i love this
I dont know her but she is funny, well-spoken and beautiful.
You like man haters? To say she's a dime a dozen would be an insult to Franklin D. Rosevelt ~!
She's only 35, but she looks like she's 50. Plus, she's so annoying.
Thomas She’s a man hater...on Jimmy Kimmel. Okay.
too old
I hear the plastic surgeries are making her face melt off.
I don't like liars. I'm fine if you're a jerk, if you're a bad person, as long as you know that you're a bad person. When you lie, i can't.
-Whitney Cummings
Like kimmel lying about gun laws?
its like: i dont like bs. im fine if ur b. but if u dress a mini skirt and complain about it, i cant. no one forced u to wear that mini skirt, u chose it urself. she is just like her name.
Lies are needed to survive
Her job is pretending to be someone she's not, whats the difference
Nope. I don't lie and live fine. Lies is not needed to surive it's totally another way of living. With its goods and bads.
"Freud came up with this and it finds out things about your subconscious." - her therapist might be a centenarian.
Alternatively she's a comedian.
Read this exact test in Omni magazine in _1979._ Used it many times, find it surprisingly accurate.
Teal swan uses a variation- fav animal related to what you appreciate in a partner/lover
A guy gave me that test 32 years ago. It was shockingly accurate then, and still is.
@@nuancejournals teal swan is no Sigmund Freud, not even close to the same level
@@sunflowerheather7019 yeah she is better
i paused the video and did it myself and am pleasantly surprised !!
Whitney has done more for my mental health than therapy with her emotional intelligence . Love her !
“It’s a quiz by Frued...”
Me: aight imma head out
Emm.. can you elaborate? Didn't he basically invent the way modern people look at psychology?
baerleon Ok so can you tell me what big discoveries he did that is now obsolete? Like psychoanalysis?
Freud*
Simon Ljungblahd he also had a very boxed view considering the timeframe that he was alive in. He tried to view everything as a matter of sexual superiority. He was determined to animalize humans as much as possible, it seemed at least to many in the psychology community
Simon Ljungblahd He is in that sense very similar to Lamarck. They both did some smart thinking and pushed us further but their conclusions and theories were mostly wrong ultimatly.
This is the first time I see Jimmy Kimmel being so nice 😂
At least he isn't Jimmy Falloning it.
She demands respect somehow
She is friends with his wife... That's why
@@lollic307 somehow. ? You're kidding, yes?
"This is a tricky dress"
*let's wear it anyway*
-women
It's not like it was her first choice, she has a team of makeup artists, stylists, publicists, managers etc. Pressuring her to look and act a certain way. Grow up.
@@simulationdisruptor6033 well there's a simple answer to that, "NO!"
@@allmightqs1679 yeah, simple to you as a man who is not in the industry and not being told every second that you need to be flirty and sexy to keep your job and that if you don't you'll become irrelevant or replaced. Also she probably did say no to something even more revealing and this was the compromise. Don't speak to experiences you know nothing about.
@@simulationdisruptor6033 well your points are absolutely relevant...to a struggling model. Whitney has accomplished enough to fixate her roots in the industry. Once you reach that level of stardom, you can bend the rules to your whims. So I stick to what I said, unless you could prove me wrong! :)
@@simulationdisruptor6033 Leather pants? Sexy and not tricky. Options. They are available to everyone. Stop making it sound like she is in such awkward situation. If she is in such a terrifying position, what rational advice would you give her?
I love Whitney. That was a really fun interview.
Whitney Cummings is the epitome of the modern woman and she owns every ounce of it. It is nice change to see a woman owning every aspect of herself and in doing so showing others that they can do the same and their worlds will keep turning. I hope my daughter is able to do the same as she faces the harsh world and continues to push on strong and independent.
She will, keep the good parenting!👏
I have always appreciated Whitney's brutal honesty.
That was hillarious! I'm getting the book.
for the favorite body of water i answered 'the pacific ocean' and described it as 'salty, huge and pounded by waves' i'm a girl by the way
that´s hilaruous and kind of gross
Well I have to say the way described mine only one he clothing part was right I think the animal part was what I want to be and the sex part don’t have a clue cause sex sure isn’t calming peaceful maybe it means I like gentle sex lol dam I’ve been wanting the wrong thing all these years. Personally I understand why I answered all the things i did the way I did. Problem with Freud is you sometimes have to dig much deeper into the reasons behind the answers.
@@jacobarmstrong2343 but sometimes a cigar is just a cigar lol
@@kresimirzex2720 ppl usually pick oceans and say 'salty', so yeah: kinda GROSS! :P Whitney said you can pick swimming pools, so maybe I would have said 'jacuzzi' lol, though it's an artificial body of water. WOW! Spellcheck doesn't recognize 'jacuzzi', btw but I just found out it recognizes 'bodacious' O_O haha. poor hot tubs!
'pounded by waves' LOL. sounds fun for girls AND guys :D and not just surfers! WHOA, killer, bodacious!
This was really good lol. I actually paused it to take the test LOL. Hilarious and fun!
me too!! super fun!!
Wait what does it mean if my favorite body of water is the dead sea 😂😂💀
Well its not the name of the body of water its how you describe it. Also not knowing what each of the questions represent is good.
I live 2 hours drive from the dead sea. It's a healing, magical, and disappearing place...
One of the funniest Jimmy Kimmel's. She took over the show and me and Jimmy were for it.
I love that dress so much oh my gosh its so beautiful
Yeah. It reminds me of my rug.
Not!
ikr😍
She looks like Sandra Bullock's little sister
Fountain Fellas she looks like the progressive lady, flo, would be her sister
I thought she looks like Amy's sister from Amy's Baking Company on Kitchen Nightmares
Little?
Joe Towers she’s 38. I was friends with her in college, so yeah she’d be the little sister between her and Sandra Bullock
RAINY DAY but a super cute one
What a great interview. Had me seriously laughing at the end there. This is better than a lot of prepared bits that comics do. Awesome.
I've been giving this quiz for decades - it's helpful, and it's a great party game.
That was a super cool interview!
Fave animal-3 reasons / adjectives
Clothing item-describe / adjectives
Type of water body-3 descriptors
I am 63 and I can remember doing this test in high school.
I'm four and I remember taking this test in highschool
I'm a member of an international conspiracy to put high school kids through this test.
What’s an adjective???
@@lazarussoul8221 it's a modifier. For example in "big red house with a small steeple," "big" and "red" are adjectives (modifying the noun "house") and small is an adjective modifying "steeple."
So for this test, you state your answer (eg Panther), and then list three adjectives about your answer. So your answer might be "silent, deadly, and cunning Panther." Silent, deadly, and cunning are all adjectives.
New River in WEST Virginia...we are our own state...ordering our book now!
The red flag isn't that she has a test for the men she dates... Its that she uses a test developed by Freud lol
Krystelle Short my first thought too
what’s wrong with freud? he’s only the grandmother of psychology...
@@peppyp7323 you don't study psychology if you are really saying that lol
what's the name of the test?
@@larouge9395 explain whats wrong with Freud? im just curious
I truly enjoyed her honesty and she is like some women and famous women
That quiz was amazing LMAOOOOO 😂😂😂😂
this is great -- she totally made Jimmy blush at the end. Love her.
@Nikoloz Well said. I've just "discovered" her and I'm blown away by her intellect, her beauty, her sense of humour and ability to bravely just "put it out there" - the good and the bad.
relational psychology is awesome. there are a lot of different quizzes like this that you can play to figure out your own or another person's subconscious desire/motives/etc. It is no longer attributed directly to Freud, it is its own field of psychology.
Jimmy this is your best show. This girl is great. Thanks from India
I didn’t know I needed this
One of my favourite interviews ❤️
Jamaican here!
It’s great to expose the not so greatest moments we all have had and still have. Puts a REAL perspective on each other. This helps the insanity of comparing yourself to others
This is great and real talk
That’s a hilarious cover Whitney! Thanks for not making another boring book!
Hahahaha, gotta love her - this was funny!
5:27 is where the quiz starts
Best jimmy kimmel video ive seen!
I’ve done this questions with friends sooooo many times it’s also a great party activity
Its actually a really good test. Found out a lot of things about myself! :)
I fell in love with her back in the Chelsea days. She's so damned funny. And really sexy. Actually, I've recently discovered "2 Broke Girls" through late night repeats, and she co-created that. I don't really watch comedies on TV, but I think it's hilarious.
This was so funny. And you can tell that she and Jimmy really get along. Great chemistry.
She's the creator of 2BrokeGirls??! ❤❤❤
@@snippets981 yes and many other comedy shows
That's great show.
It started out very funny but later wasn't so funny anymore. She is talented though
I've done this test a hundred times. It's a staple in a lot of psychology classes and sociology ones as well.
Loss of words. Thank you Whitney!!
Wow, that quiz turned out way more entertaining that I expected, haha.
Last one should have been :
Placid
Full of little swimmers
Moves a little but not much
😂😂
She is so brilliant ❤️
@7:00 was like "do I know this test? I think it had
something about water..... oh yeah, this is that"
Placid
Troutful
Lmao
Moves a little but not much. Omg
Moves a little but not much.. Lmfao. Awesomeness
This was amazing
shes such an alpha!!! look how fast Jimmy apologized when he said the leg thing
huh
you sound confused. jimmy is a beta
a depressed alpha
Don't be gross
These are the best improv jokes from him that I've seen in these clips
Apparently her 'therapist' is a quiz from an old issue of Cosmo.
She clearly explained it was a test Freud created. A quick Google search confirms this, sooo Cosmo took it from Freud the same way Whitney did here? That took me a whole 20 seconds to figure out with deductive reasoning.
@@lostclips7078 Wow you're so amazing Alex...
Judging by the results out there, that's every woman's therapist!
That was hilarious 😂😂
Can’t wait to see her live 😂😂😂
When she asked what's your fav. Water body , i said Lake in my head. after end of this video i realised why im single .
The crazy eyes when she says she does the test on the first date lmao peaaaaceeeee!
I agree Jimmy
Lmao!! My 2nd one was,
Hoodie - New, Clean, looks good 😎
She is gorgeous and funny. I really hope that she stays in the spotlight for a long time.
Aw man, that was good stuff 😂😂 she’s gorgeous too
Straight up!
she's so authentic. i love her
I LOVE YOU WHITNEY CUMMINGS, SO GRATEFUL FOR THE DAY I WAS INTRODUCED TO YOUR WORK. Your HONESTY, everything!
I like her personality 🙈
She's really funny!
Well if your a Man she doesn't like yours.
It's a man. Still like it?
Have you seen her personality on the Joe Rogan Experience? Wow! The best personality! But her tits are terrible!
Thomas Dude, that's just not true.
This really made my day.
Made my day. And made me laugh at myself as well
Do people actually do quizzes on dates? Sounds fun. Although my answers for the first question are like the opposite of what I think of myself.
its hard to hear someone's answer and you know the meaning behind
Taking "my spirit animal is" to a whole new level
LMAO the assessment was hilarious XD
Im playing along:
1. Snake
- No legs to run away from my affection (joking, I guess I'd say I like that mine at least is very lazy)
- not very intelligent
- comes in pretty morphs (colors)
2. Dresses, all kinds
- Fun
- Sexy
- makes me feel confident
3. I don't like getting wet, but I guess if I had to choose, a pool.
- Sterile
- safe (see: jellyfish)
- clear (I can see if a jellyfish or urchin is in there)
..... Whelp, given the ending, that's enough CZcams for tonight.
I'll join in ^^
1. Cat
- Highly Intelligent
- Gorgeous
- Murderous
2. Flip flops
- Free
- Relaxed
- Low maintenance
3. A Waterfall
- Powerful
- Cold
- Strengthens the soul
I should probably remove the cat thing and replace it with 'fluffy' or something.
really impressed by her plus she's pretty
This test is amazing 😂
Smart woman, gorgeous, funny and down to earth.
Whitney is intimidating for some people. She’s like an alpha woman
No such thing as an alpha woman. She does emit masculine traits however. But she uses it well and fairly funny though
10/10 would let her alpha me
Jimmy: "Click subscribe and good things will happen forever"
Me: *clicks in hopes that we find a vaccine soon*
It worked!
Love her. She's fabulous
Idaho represent!!!
Love that dress she’s got on. Great colors.
Not!
She's hilarious!! 🤣
Pure genius, I loved it.
I did a similar quiz in high school, but it was:
Name the first animal in your head - 3 adjectives to describe it
Name another animal that pops into your head - 3 adjectives
Name a third animal - 3 adjectives.
Picture yourself standing in a forest - 3 adjectives for how you feel there.
Picture yourself standing in front of the ocean - 3 adjectives for how you feel.
Picture a cup of water - 3 adjectives to describe the cup.
The first animal is what you want people to perceive you as.
The second animal is what people actually see you as.
The third animal is how you view yourself.
Forests represent life and how you feel about your place in it.
Oceans represent love and how you feel toward it.
The cup represents how you view sex.
Lets not ignore her favorite body of water was the New River "White Water Rafting" ...
Shes admitting to being a freak!
well she said in one of her specials that she is into Erotic Asphyxiation or something like that, that's a rare breed for sure!
@@ramiabdo5953 not really as rare as you seem to think lmao
@@_gremlinboy here is to hoping then
I think she should so work with Ana Akana youtube personality. That would be a good collab.
I still have the hots for Whitney.... grrrrrrr.... ;-)
That quiz was hilarious... I used to use "cubing" someone as an icebreaker (check the deleted scene on the "Serendipity" DVD), but this one is funnier...
The New River is in West Virginia