The Reason why Garnt is against Bidets
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As Connor has so eloquently said in the past, "Going back to toilet paper makes me feel like a caveman."
I think it was peasant
Either term sounds about right
@@krimson5701 Man, Connor's changed. All that fame and success went to his head
@@REvoLverj98 he got the blue check mark on Twitter and he evolved
Though if you think about it, would you rather eat off a dinner plate that has been wiped clean, or one straight from the dishwasher?
Connor: we won't talk about shit for the next 10 episodes.
*talks about shit in the next episode*
Garnt looked disturbed when Connor was recounting his skii porta potty story.
Connor: "I implore you to give them another chance!"
Garnt: "No, no I don't think I will."
hose >>> bidet. With the hose, you have actual control over where you spray the water, and I find that to be more comfortable. Especially when you're a girl that's on her period. The water pressure is adjustable, so it really isn't scary as some people make it out to be.
Right like it’s the manual version of a bidet same idea different execution and a lot more sanitary than just toilet paper I imagine
Snipe aiming with hose = Pro Gamer
Snipe aiming with bidet = Hacker using Aimbot
Here's my take on bidets: "There's a difference between washing and wiping."
Water will always make cleaning anything more effective than just tissue.
Also, it helps scratch an itch if it's deep inside the hole.
Uhhh that last part kinda sus. Lol. I don't get no itches in me bumhole
@@sechabatheletsane9784 not with that attitude
@@the_shadow_clasher I doubt a itchy butthole is a good thing x)
@@smokinpumpkin3173 I only see positive outcomes when wanting to put something inside to relief that itch ;)
@@danielzhang5842 hol up
Bidet Supremacy
Fast
Agree
Fact.
Bidet Master Race!
As a person who has had these “bidets” his entire life, it is by far the most efficient and effective way to clean up, it might seem barbaric compared to the technology toilets in other countries but I cannot see myself living without a Shattaf (hose bidets). It’s a staple in all parts of the Middle East and when I go to places like Europe where they just straight up don’t exist I get genuinely upset.
Lots of European countries have them. I know the UK doesn’t though.
Pretty sad that fcking Europe, fcking Europe, Doesnt have anything of that sort.
They chose to stay in the pre-stone age when it comes to that for some reason
@@8bitdiedie why are italian bidets a separate toilet ornament? Do i waddle over to this wide low sink after taking a shit with my pants down and hover over it. Weird concept
It looks like sink and my ass water blast gonna be in that dry sink
@@Ryukushinn Bidets are nice, but hardly neccessary. Normal people shower daily/every other day anyway so TP is enough.
Hey, at least there is a bidet. The worst one is when they just give you a small bowl and water bucket.
The SEA special
This is the longest arc in One Piece
I have used bidets all my life and I can't imagine not using one!
Using a SEA bidet is tricky, sometimes it feels like a 200 DPI mouse with barely any water coming out even though you press the button all the way, sometimes it's a 24k DPI mouse that squirts like a burst pipe
The one with the steel hose mannn,the water pressure is like 100 psi
The dirtiest toilets I’ve ever seen were in China. Went on a sleeper train to Shanghai and went to see the toilet: it was a squat toilet in the middle of a strangely large room and there was piles of shit everywhere, just covering the floor. I looked in the door and immediately ran back to my bed. Another one was in a rural supermarket and (according to an acquaintance) there were no doors on the toilets and there was a woman popping a squat to take a shit who just stared at her when she walked in. The very rural farm toilet (which was a proper toilet even if you couldn’t put toilet paper down it - which we found out by accidentally making it flood) was ten times better than any of the public toilets. I’ve been to a lot of spider-filled public toilets in rural hiking places in Scotland but China really gave me a whole new appreciation of UK toilets. I mean, I’d still rather go in a bush over a porta-loo and some of those long-distance bus toilets just piled up with shit that wouldn’t flush (which you had to avoid falling into while the bus was moving) but we’re not the worst off for sure.
Yeah I couldn't get past how terrible the public toilets are in China - the smell was so bad you felt like throwing up, every single surface seemed to be caked in YEARS worth of human shit and then on top of that there was never any fucking toilet paper in any toilets ever. First time I had to take a shit in a public toilet in China and discovered they don't stock toilet paper I had to wipe my ass with my underwear and discard them into an ankle-high pile of shit that was inexplicably in the corner.
Those hose bidets are awesome. I'm considering putting it in my next place
The hose is SO much better, you can direct it wherever you want and its so easy and cheap
I rather use the hose rather than Toilet paper.
I love how angry navi sounds when garnt said asia has bidets
As a Malaysian can confirm what Garnt says about our toilets.
"That's why you don't shit in public"
The Anime Zone: 2021
Garnt south east asian card is now revoked.
In my country we still use the old “hole in the ground” toilets and we use water hose to “scope it” into the hole if we missed.
It’s not really that weird or complicated, and it’s much cleaner because your ass checks aren’t touching anything when you are doing your business.
Technically it’s most “natural” from an evolution perspective too XD
There is a reason most countries don't though - most people just find it more comfortable and pleasant to use a western style toilet than a squat toilet. In places were both are an option, I rarely see people opt to use the squat toilet.
Top teir content gents. Would love to see you guys interview an American or British vet about portashitter protocol in the middleeast.
"It's a hose"
As a South East Asian I can attest to this
I can also attest that not every toilet even has a bidet
Also that most public toilet are wet
yes as an Indonesian this is true
Yes most of them are wet, but most of the time its because the person that used it before tend to wash the seat to make to more cleaner when the other person is given the opportunity to use em. Also ngl those bidet just hit different man.
@@Dazumu Personally I don't mind the seat being wet, that's what tissues are for. But the floor sometimes being flooded is a nightmare.
Also true about the bidet (hose) it literally hits different XD
@@juviebridge78 That is very true, also with shoes on is a nightmare and its a nightmare even without it lmaooo.
In my country, most of the public toilets are just straight-up fucking gross as all hell; plus school toilets as well. Only places where they're mostly decent are in some company buildings.
I just had this playing in the background and flinched at the ski boots porta potty part. I've completely forgotten I pissed all over myself in a porta potty at skiing until now.
I gotta admit, Trash Taste has some of the best toilet-related discussions I've seen online.
Once you go bum gun you never go back.
Garnt just doesn't know how to use the sacred hose
Garnts like "where is it? Like so I can avoid it. But ya though where is it?"
Trash taste boys debating over bidets
Me who's Arab with shatafa and bidet
0:44 the fact that literally no one is surprised speaks volumes
Ahh, the hose bidet, aka the shatafa, good memories....you know what I mean girlies
Lmaooooo yes I used to get myself off with shatafa, they are the og vibrators lol.
@@concreteeater2634 when you need a vibrator but you don’t have a budget 😩
.... Dafuq?
@@ArnnFrost you won’t get it 😤
Looking back, it was a good times indeed
I can't stop reading his name as "Grant"
I've heard some people call the SE Asia style bidet the 'bum gun' and honestly I really like them, I even got one in my home in the USA, and after my mom tried it she and my dad got one and my mom got a portable bidet because she has decided she doesn't ever want to be stuck in public and get forced to have to wipe with dry paper.
Being from a super rural area, the most common boy's bathroom occurence was that people would go into the bathroom and pull their dip out of their lip and just whip it wherever. Every single day, there was snuff plaster on a wall, mirror, sink, urinal, toilet, or on the ceiling. Tbh, I'm glad that happened more often than upperdeckers, or someone deucing in the urinal lol.
I don't want to think about Connor's streak.
Hoses > Bidet >>>>>>>> tissue
Why am I watching this while eating
As someone from SEA I can confirm that every toilet (public and private) ALWAYS wet. Don't really care much about using hose as long as my ass is clean cause no way I'm going to use only tissue to wipe my ass 😂
What do you do? Wipe the seat with toilet paper before sitting? What if there's no toilet paper? In some ways it sounds more unhygienic than just having a dry toilet with toilet paper available....
@@acolddarkgentlebruh8205 most of us just carry tissues and wet wipes around.
@@acolddarkgentlebruh8205 I straight up wash the toilet before using the ones at work xD.
Usually there is paper wipe the toilet with (and yourself after rinsing and wiping) and if there's no toilet paper or tissues outside, you can just straight up blast that bitch with the same hose you got there
Needs to be laws against public restroom defacement, Jesus christ
Doujin authors: "Hmmm, urinal faps, you say?"
When people piss in underpasses and underground. Like really.. If you gotta piss, why not just p¡ss in the street, or park, it will wash away unlike underground and please, why do they charge you to go in terrible public bogs when fast food chains just let you go in and out for nothing but a smile and the condition is significantly better.
The classic hole in the ground is the natural and correct way to do it, you're supposed to pop a squat to relax the muscles in that region and make for a proper range of movement. I am saying too much. I'll stop.
Also I love how TT loves to talk about using the loo. Everyone's gotta do it.
I also consider those mini hoses more superior to bidets because they have a stronger water pressure and covers more surface area. However one thing bidet is definitely better on is that it can control the temperature of the water. The hose in the winter is like torture because the water is so cold lol
Oi, don't knock the bum gun!
Garnt's bidet character arc
3:41 I know a Malaysian when I hear one.
Lmao, the hoses beside the toilets here are very rare here in our area. Most of the time, they’re dirty…
As someone from SEA the worst toilet configuration is dry sitting toilet + SEA bidet (with sensitive yet hard trigger).
Oh boy
Try an Indian style sitting toilet with a jug of water and you'll thank the sensitive yet hard bidet
Excuse me Conor, WHAT!?
The toilet on Connor's worst toilet is basically 70% of the public toilets in my city. Not to mention most of them doesn't have toilet paper. Some have "shotguns" but most of them only have dipper to help you splash water on your rear and you use your bare hand to wipe.
In South Asia, we use what we call a "boudna" (sorry if I spelled it wrong and also I'm telling from a Bengali POV) like it looks like a kettle but its for ur bottom.
This is the Polnareff episode
using the shower after pooping is the best. too bad I can't shower in a mall toilet lol
Lets Go Bidet!!
In Brazil we also have that hose for the toilet
I am seriously dying of laughter. Moms is getting so annoyed.
one miss tap full power and you can get shit everywhere
Guys, replace Connor with Garnt for the monke brain moment
I was having dinner while watching this
Ngl I actually prefer SEA bidets over the Japanese ones. Idk why but I feel nicer knowing I'm the one controlling the water that's getting on my ass.
Same, you feel more clean blasting everything and wiping after than the tiny sniper water needle from the Japanese toilets.
Are you kidding me??! This is the sixth poop related trash taste video CZcams recommended to me!!!
This highlight made me go to toilet to shit, wtf?!?!
People be like talking about how bidets and hoes work while I'm here like
" *how tf do u even use a toilet paper* "
Growing up here, in Cambodia, I'm used to washing after doing my business. And then having to use a restroom in my English school which I have to wipe, makes me feel really dirty, unclean. It's a private school too, the restroom has no specks of dust or even pee smell yet they don't have a fucking hose.
I always squat when doing the business. Even on bidets
“I’m sorry for whoever is eating right now”…. I’m always eating when I watch the boys…
I was looking up something jojo related and this podcast came up. Sounds about right
Connors fandom dragged you here
If hose type bidets are common even on public toilets in Thailand, then it's sooo nice! All you have to do is bring tp to wipe the toilet seat and your wet ass after. In the Philippines, it's not common, even if we pride ourselves washing with water.
Also, bidets in the US where it's a separate toilet seat boggles me. Just why?!
@@Tomluke5823 Thanks...but the concept of standing up with poop all over my ass just to sit in another toilet seat is just.... no.
@@Tomluke5823 I guess I never got into bidets like that. It was either the hose type or dipper, the water always go down, not up.
Hose bidet in a normal household in the Philippines is common, but hose bidets in public toilets (school, bus terminals etc.) are rare because they want you to buy toilet paper using the vending machine. But most restaurants does have bidets.
@@Xynic48 Idk, I haven't been to a lot of houses with hose bidets...maybe in your neighborhood. I'm a peasant with peasant friends and neighbors lol. I guess it just wasn't a priority until you get an extra money. Ik it's cheap but it's just not the priority when you have a dipper. And I guess it's becoming common in restaurants, maybe esp in buffet restos, but it wasn't before.
2:35 wtf was that?
As a indian I can confirm the hoses
when connor talks about bidets, he's like a secret gay that found a circle of friends that accepts and respects his identity.
0:56 What the fuck is Connor talking about? "They have no choice"
I am trying to eat food goddamn it
I was eating while watching this 😔
I guess India will be the last place Connor wants go.
Since bidet in india is as rare as shinny Pokemon
Cultured name i see ^.^ Also ya, that's kinda the reason i try not do the business anywhere except my home were we got one of those hose bidets. Bruh public toilets are effing nasty here! D: + no bidets.
@@animejuggernaut2553 that's why I have trained my body to only shit when I'm in home.
I’m guessing that it will be ok in bigger city…. But damn India even need to make public PSA to please shit on the toilet so I’m not sure I want to go there.
@@ArchusKanzaki yeah as long as tourists stays in hotel,they are okay.
@@Lonst_183 I so ducking get you dude! XD Same with me, trained myself to totally empty myself in the morning so I don't need to do it anywhere untill I come home again.
We really need to stop with that nonsense already. I've had 'Conner with that porta-potty' tier experiences and oh boy, I'm one step away from having ptsd flashbacks whenever I feel the urge to go in public and I'm nowhere near my home.
Why not Garnt just use to buy water gun instead of bidets?
While bidets and hoses might be comparable, I definitely dislike having water dipper to clean my ass
The hole toilet reminds me of this one time I went to the beach with some friends and I had to use the restroom so as I was in line to use the toilet there was a kid in front of me who went in before I did and he dropped a MASSIVE FUCKING SHIT not inside the damn toilet bowl in front of it and my god was a mortified. I ended going to another restroom. Till this day I don’t ever use beach restrooms. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
SEA bidets are great wtf I even put one in my place back in Europe
SEA use hose? lmao i lived in SEA and we still use tabo (traditional hygiene)
Here in Pakistan we can only choose between the hose or a bucket
Man the monk guy touch mic so much
I all ways watch trash taste on the toilet
Did Connor say that humans have only had 2,000 years to shit? Lol
Garnt south east asian bidets are the best thing about southeast asia
Timba tabo tubig ayus na
Unpopular opinion: Toilet Paper is perfectly fine
I’m with Garnt with this to an extent. I just don’t like the feeling of a wet asshole. Even if you “dry off” I’ve always had the fear of the off chance your toilet paper rips and you’re at risk of touching some lingering poo water. That, or some paper gets left over.
Here in Greece every toilet in school is ground level.
You guys think normal school toilets are a nightmare? Imagine being a frequently constipated child having to either shit in hardcore mode or wait all day until you can destroy your house's toilet, some of the only times I've broken out of school is because I refused to take a shit in the stalls and just went and did it at home intead, maybe even a random store if I couldn't hold it in long enough.
Not to even mention how bad these stalls smell even when they are clean(because people "miss the target" worryingly often and the janitors seem to not clean them frequently enough)
bidets are honestly insanely efficient and clean to use.
That’s more of a bidè than Japanese bidè.
The public toilet experience here in America is straight nasty. The toilets have gotten so dirty to the point that you need to use paper toilet seat covers, on top of thick layers of toilet paper
I don't have a bidet, what I do is I fill a tiny bottle with water, the type that when you squeeze them they shoot a little string of water. After wipeing with paper, I rinse with the bottle, then I grab a tiny piece of soap, I scrub my ass with soap in my hand, and then I rinse again.
It is like the bird shit analogy. If a bird shits on your wrist, what do you do? wiping with just paper won't get rid of it, but also, just rinsinig with water won't either. What you do is you scrub it with water and soap.
I am from Bulgaria and I can believe Connor's story and trust me I've seen worse
Same bro, even in Sofia there are WCs that look like someone has dropped a sh*t hand grenade in.
@@mitralingreyman5835 училищните тоалетни на София са най добър пример. Особено в професионалноте гимназии
@@kristiqngeorgiev2798 определено
I don't use a bidet but I ALWAYS use wipes before toilet paper now. It's just so much cleaner and better!!!
F*ck you, those wipes are horrible for the sewer system and environment. Use a bidet or TP.
@@lordmuhehe4605 when did I ever say I throw them into the toilet? I throw them away in the trash. Calm down. You don't know how I live my life and the things I do to take care of the planet.
Yes yes we really needed help filling up those landfills
I always fight with americans about using water is better than wiping with a tissue. Never lose once. Always ended with a proper agreement and understanding
Wow, you're so cool.
@@lordmuhehe4605 woof
Ok sure…. However Garnt, a bidet is still better than toilet paper, full stop. I mean, Japan bidet is the best…. But I can’t feel calm if I don’t spray my anus with water.
Also, I feel Joey. I actually call my mother and go home if I want to take a shit. Its only on High School where I have more…. “Tolerance” that I can shit in High School, but its probably the last thing I want to do, and I took Teacher’s restroom for that
Finally grant just gave us a legit argument 🤣 about his hate for bidets
Still not, you don't just wet yourself and go. You wipe as well.
Garnt just hates cleanliness
well at least garnt not liking bidets now makes sense also pranks with shit are not pranks they are just gross
The whole concept about the bidet being on the toilet is weird for me bro, here the bidets are a different thing next to the toilet.
same but i feel like it's a once you tried it, you can never go back experience
Its the best thing for them to be combined
Because he's foolish.
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