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  • All Tarkov heal / healing / medical animations & heal voice lines / commands.
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  • @GameCompareCentral
    @GameCompareCentral  Před 3 lety +435

    Can we reach 100k subscribers?
    If you know others that like this sort of content (comparisons, animations etc.), sharing with them helps a lot!
    Check out my Tarkov playlist:
    czcams.com/play/PLHIRd7nyZ1j3IOfH5o5pCvKCpH0596Vfj.html

  • @iceyiesttea
    @iceyiesttea Před 3 lety +3702

    The voice actor is having a great time getting suffered by his wounds calling an ambulance on tarkov

  • @OperatorKevlar
    @OperatorKevlar Před 3 lety +2123

    Tip: When you're bleeding (irl) don't use an Adrenaline shot it will only make you bleed faster.

    • @CallMeAsna
      @CallMeAsna Před 2 lety +130

      Wait is it actually?
      I thought that would just froze it Lmao

    • @CallMeAsna
      @CallMeAsna Před 2 lety +69

      @Mialisus yeah i guess
      Thanks for the infos tho

    • @ReikiMaulana
      @ReikiMaulana Před 2 lety +78

      feeling suicidal are we

    • @Healp145
      @Healp145 Před 2 lety +21

      how about normal adrenaline?

    • @mrmemes7883
      @mrmemes7883 Před 2 lety +53

      @@Healp145 same thing

  • @HATVAULT
    @HATVAULT Před 3 lety +2983

    Far Cry main characters: "You need a med kit to pull a bullet out of your chest? P a t h e t i c . "

  • @Ceobread
    @Ceobread Před 3 lety +1905

    Alternate title: 3 Minutes of a guy screaming while using every equipment from the hospital

    • @Pasha231514
      @Pasha231514 Před 3 lety +38

      And cars near by.

    • @j.o.d.mercer7519
      @j.o.d.mercer7519 Před 3 lety +23

      I'M DONE FOR *uses lip balm*

    • @Gimbulik
      @Gimbulik Před 2 lety +1

      Yes hahah

    • @vmifilms
      @vmifilms Před 2 lety +2

      3 minutes of a guy using literally every equipment from hospital while some other guy keeps screaming nearby

    • @galladesamurai2380
      @galladesamurai2380 Před 2 lety +7

      This man screaming for an ambulance while applying lip balm reminds me of Payday 2 when Dallas yells for a medic bag

  • @ididntgetthejoke656
    @ididntgetthejoke656 Před 3 lety +930

    surgery kits:
    1: cut clothes open
    2: get *boolet* out
    3: Close wound
    all that without painkillers 👍

  • @flaggy185
    @flaggy185 Před 3 lety +769

    This Man Is a legend!
    He doesn't need a medic, he makes himself a surgery in the spot, standing, and without a drug

    • @happysebas1185
      @happysebas1185 Před 2 lety +41

      *with lots of drugs

    • @Xenoscoutknight
      @Xenoscoutknight Před 2 lety +16

      While asking for 911

    • @johnmarston7373
      @johnmarston7373 Před 2 lety +8

      Ever heard of Far Cry 2?

    • @flaggy185
      @flaggy185 Před 2 lety +5

      @@johnmarston7373 yes
      And it's More extreme but mostly it's just the guy with what he can do
      This guy opens it's standing and it's just cutting bones and making himself a surgery while standing lol

    • @lambda-m1676
      @lambda-m1676 Před rokem +1

      Bro NMRiH survivors can just straight up make a surgery while walking or surrounded by zombies

  • @AnotherDudeNamedChris
    @AnotherDudeNamedChris Před 3 lety +838

    Title: all healing animations
    Thumb nail: *H E L L A B R E A D*

  • @DarshanBhambhani
    @DarshanBhambhani Před 3 lety +478

    “Call an ambulance”
    Bro you’re literally in an abandoned city

    • @Colin_716Classics
      @Colin_716Classics Před 2 lety +5

      Fr

    • @odanh6020
      @odanh6020 Před 2 lety +67

      call an abandoned ambulance from abandoned hospital in an abandoned city

    • @ghostv1999
      @ghostv1999 Před 2 lety

      @@odanh6020 lol

    • @a.k8185
      @a.k8185 Před 2 lety +8

      His brain is on airplane mode

    • @MagnumLoadedTractor
      @MagnumLoadedTractor Před 2 lety

      Everyone is a trained soldier and every gun has a vertical grip for some reason

  • @jeremyallen492
    @jeremyallen492 Před 3 lety +823

    "Call an ambulance!"
    Anybody who's played GTA: not a good idea

    • @mbts-_-gacha9535
      @mbts-_-gacha9535 Před 3 lety +9

      -10000000000 dollars

    • @kipweit9634
      @kipweit9634 Před 3 lety +43

      @@mbts-_-gacha9535 No, because they just stand there not doing anything.

    • @mbts-_-gacha9535
      @mbts-_-gacha9535 Před 3 lety +6

      @@kipweit9634 lol

    • @jeremyallen492
      @jeremyallen492 Před 3 lety +7

      @@kipweit9634 or turn a dozen other people into roadkill to get at the schmuck who died

    • @kipweit9634
      @kipweit9634 Před 3 lety +1

      @@jeremyallen492 Oh yeah.

  • @themonsterunderyourbed.7620
    @themonsterunderyourbed.7620 Před 3 lety +724

    2:02 me in literally any multi-player game.

    • @fedra5873
      @fedra5873 Před 3 lety +31

      Especially in gta online or battle ryole games

    • @Zathiekuth
      @Zathiekuth Před 2 lety +3

      I M F U C K I N D E A D G U Y S

    • @ANNIE20506
      @ANNIE20506 Před 2 lety +29

      I'm F**kInG DeAd GuYs

    • @kpjammerwolf330
      @kpjammerwolf330 Před 2 lety +13

      Me in Battlefield 2 when I'm close to dying:
      *SPAMS "I NEED A MEDIC HERE"*

    • @goodgenes0
      @goodgenes0 Před 2 lety +11

      What are u doing to dead guys

  • @space6431
    @space6431 Před 3 lety +733

    I like how this dude could get a paper cut and he'd just start yelling "FUCK i'm dead"

    • @PoisoningShadow671
      @PoisoningShadow671 Před 3 lety +74

      "Aight students, time for class" -Teach
      Dude pulls out pencil case and grabs a pen: "FUCK I'M DYING"

    • @devtuber7629
      @devtuber7629 Před 3 lety +12

      Paper cuts really get at ya man trust me

    • @buggy730
      @buggy730 Před 3 lety +2

      *Person just read the title of budget cuts* Fuck where the fuck is an ambulance!? Where the bloody hell is a fucking ambulance?

    • @dekenninja5872
      @dekenninja5872 Před 2 lety

      For a paper cut HE was being over dramatic

    • @iancortescontreras6084
      @iancortescontreras6084 Před 2 lety

      Imagine Dallas from Payday

  • @cypressmarch6632
    @cypressmarch6632 Před 3 lety +792

    I thought it was a baguette in a thumbnail and was ready for a new eating animation.

    • @GameCompareCentral
      @GameCompareCentral  Před 3 lety +98

      Escape from Paris!
      edit: thumbnail changed from the ALU splint to the survival kit

    • @deimos2278
      @deimos2278 Před 3 lety +20

      What kind of baguettes do you eat? The ones in the fields of Verdun?

    • @cypressmarch6632
      @cypressmarch6632 Před 3 lety +12

      @@deimos2278 Uploader changed the thumbnail, sadly. The first one was a guy holding an opened medical splint, and it looked a lot like a baguette.

    • @baguetteboy5466
      @baguetteboy5466 Před 3 lety +5

      I say you edit this comment to clarify the thumbnail change, unless you want a bunch of people whining about it.

    • @thatdudnum67potatoe45
      @thatdudnum67potatoe45 Před 3 lety

      i mean you have sugar cubes

  • @GameCompareCentral
    @GameCompareCentral  Před 3 lety +183

    edit: thumbnail changed from the ALU splint to the survival kit
    Thought the voice lines when injured were pretty good and funny, so decided to include them in between the healing animations!
    They're actually rather precise, has different ones depending on injury type and injury location.

    • @user-fd4uh8wj7w
      @user-fd4uh8wj7w Před 3 lety +2

      Tha wht amean

    • @lambda-m1676
      @lambda-m1676 Před 3 lety +1

      why did you change it, it was baguette
      time to get shot woth the Urgh Argh French gun

  • @bsakhdanrf
    @bsakhdanrf Před 3 lety +265

    0:56 finally, use the pomade to healing

    • @b3nl555
      @b3nl555 Před 3 lety +23

      you gotta look good when you're dead

    • @Blama_
      @Blama_ Před 3 lety +31

      "I feel like shit!"

    • @McDonnell_Douglas_F15C_Eagle
      @McDonnell_Douglas_F15C_Eagle Před 2 lety +3

      cheems

    • @n8pk69
      @n8pk69 Před 2 lety +2

      Bill Williamson

    • @Обов_Язківець
      @Обов_Язківець Před 6 měsíci

      А то, что советская Звёздочка спасает от: "боли, контузии, радиации" тебя не смущает?

  • @omega6354
    @omega6354 Před 3 lety +257

    The guy : call 911
    Me : really dude in the middle of fight?

    • @jaxchacky9358
      @jaxchacky9358 Před 3 lety +30

      It would make more sense if he actually said “call the backup”

    • @zekei1070
      @zekei1070 Před 3 lety +15

      Lol imagine the reaction of their enemies be like:Wtf? how did an ambulance get in here?

    • @Freeemon
      @Freeemon Před 3 lety +6

      @@zekei1070 imagine the ambulance stopping the whole fight just because someone got hurt

    • @Mr-Green0
      @Mr-Green0 Před 3 lety +1

      Don't the army have medics?

    • @zagoat9384
      @zagoat9384 Před 3 lety +1

      Bro, were literally in a war, even i cant go to any bathroom here

  • @ghosters1072
    @ghosters1072 Před 2 lety +232

    "I'm hurt! I need meds!"
    "Which ones, soldier?"
    "YES"

    • @RayOfSunlight984
      @RayOfSunlight984 Před 2 lety +5

      i'm fcking dead of the laughter i had because of your comment dude 🤣

  • @Thor_the_Doge
    @Thor_the_Doge Před 3 lety +602

    Never heard of this game, but these are great graphics. Animations for every type of healing? Oh hell yeah. I love it when games have special animations for a bunch of actions.

    • @Goaty_1
      @Goaty_1 Před 3 lety +38

      It’s a realistic looter shooter. You should check out some videos on it.

    • @papa_andy4497
      @papa_andy4497 Před 3 lety +6

      @@Goaty_1 eh it’s realistic but I dunno about it being extremely realistic

    • @justmeandyoudotcom5933
      @justmeandyoudotcom5933 Před 3 lety +23

      @@papa_andy4497 as the dev said “ goin for realistic as possible “ obviously not everything is going to be like real life but you get point

    • @thegreenberretwearingbrony9678
      @thegreenberretwearingbrony9678 Před 3 lety +21

      @@justmeandyoudotcom5933 realism. Yea yea lol.
      Tfw a tanker helmet (mostly cloth) bounces a 7.62 ap

    • @joshwist556
      @joshwist556 Před 3 lety +26

      @@justmeandyoudotcom5933 “realistic”, Condor protective glasses deflecting fucking 7.62 AP.

  • @nearfar308
    @nearfar308 Před 3 lety +253

    1:01 even the game knows how annoying to open those

    • @siulie2538
      @siulie2538 Před 3 lety +1

      Gold star balm are bad

    • @Gimbulik
      @Gimbulik Před 2 lety +1

      Yes

    • @NikSem65
      @NikSem65 Před 2 lety +36

      @@siulie2538 No it's not. It's like a freaking cure for anything. Or at least Russian legend says so.

    • @siulie2538
      @siulie2538 Před 2 lety +3

      @@NikSem65 yea lmao

    • @capitcha
      @capitcha Před 2 lety +1

      it’s not that hard to open. you just have to put your fingernail under the opening and push it out. don’t think that’s possible with gloves tho haha

  • @patrik9328
    @patrik9328 Před 3 lety +99

    "I need a doctor!"
    TF2 Medic: Ja!!

  • @akashrahman3118
    @akashrahman3118 Před 3 lety +49

    2:34 Guy screams, "I just fractured my hand," while using his hands to splint his hand 😁😁

  • @RayOfSunlight984
    @RayOfSunlight984 Před 2 lety +19

    2:13 "This is the end for meeee"

  • @DA28007
    @DA28007 Před 3 lety +18

    0:43 that made me feel i was choking

  • @nowwhereman906
    @nowwhereman906 Před 3 lety +124

    Someone tell this man he has EVERY single medical item in the world

  • @steveman0420
    @steveman0420 Před 3 lety +272

    sad that the golden star balm was nerfed

    • @randomjtf2op
      @randomjtf2op Před 3 lety +11

      basicly vietnam got nerfed

    • @steveman0420
      @steveman0420 Před 3 lety +2

      @@randomjtf2op no , the balm is still useful in real life
      I'm using it

    • @giaucpham7352
      @giaucpham7352 Před 3 lety +2

      @@randomjtf2op WOT DID U JUST SAE ABOUT MAH COUNTRY?! :D

    • @randomjtf2op
      @randomjtf2op Před 3 lety +3

      @@giaucpham7352 i’m half vietnamese and half canadian

    • @mtf-alpha-1
      @mtf-alpha-1 Před 3 lety +1

      @@steveman0420 what’s the golden star balm?

  • @Thisguyisnotavailable-y6x
    @Thisguyisnotavailable-y6x Před 2 lety +21

    2:02 when I didn't pass my exams

  • @faleilham8334
    @faleilham8334 Před 3 lety +124

    This is Logical Far Cry Healing Version.

  • @kynamthong7777
    @kynamthong7777 Před 3 lety +62

    Love how he struggled with that red star balm at first. When I was a kid, i once tried (and failed) to open my grandma's red star balm with a screwdriver lol

    • @limenciel6081
      @limenciel6081 Před 2 lety +7

      It's funny, when I was a kid trying to open it, I imagined it to be some kind of elaborate Vietnamese torture. By the way, I think it's called a gold star, not a red star. At least in Russia, it was sold under that brand name.

    • @kynamthong7777
      @kynamthong7777 Před 2 lety +6

      @@limenciel6081 yeah, you are right. In Vietnam, it's called Cao Sao Vàng, which literally means gold star balm.

    • @Tanksnstuffs
      @Tanksnstuffs Před rokem

      Here it is also a meme for being that hard to open, saying that not even nuke can open it.

    • @iamwoke322
      @iamwoke322 Před 10 měsíci

      I once lost the little plastic thing from a Ramuné bottle and improvised using a hammer

  • @silent0089
    @silent0089 Před 3 lety +73

    Player: **full health**
    Surgical pack: **removes bullet with apparatus**
    **Sanctuary Guardian.mp3** What?

  • @janrecina9878
    @janrecina9878 Před 3 lety +12

    2:27 "local man proceeds to inject himself with every drug know to man, then proceeds to fix multiple broken bones"

  • @muhammadfahri3295
    @muhammadfahri3295 Před 3 lety +120

    Me: *it's useless if you use vaseline when your whole skin is covered by fabric*
    This dude: **use vaseline when he's whole skin is covered by fabric**
    Me: *WAIT,THATS ILLEGAL*

  • @apollothecoderule.8639
    @apollothecoderule.8639 Před 3 lety +82

    respect for the character being able to patch himself up while not even looking at the wound

  • @Trip_lx.
    @Trip_lx. Před 3 lety +32

    “I’m dead guys”(proceeds to live on)

    • @buggy730
      @buggy730 Před 2 lety +4

      Did you really think that I wouldn't notice that at your profile picture is Hank?
      Nice try.

  • @operatorfish6588
    @operatorfish6588 Před 3 lety +46

    "I'm a little fucked up over here." I felt that in my soul.

  • @mildlymild5229
    @mildlymild5229 Před 3 lety +15

    "This is the end for me"
    Far Cry Protagonists: *relocates finger*

  • @Cow.123
    @Cow.123 Před 3 lety +54

    i like how he thinks hes dieing but hes not

  • @Zimpgames
    @Zimpgames Před 3 lety +15

    1:22 pulls cap off with his eye

  • @Nigmond
    @Nigmond Před 3 lety +47

    1:00 like in a real life this isn't easy to open.

    • @gld3n711
      @gld3n711 Před 3 lety +13

      That's why he called 911 to open it

    • @senpie6639
      @senpie6639 Před 3 lety +4

      It's much harder if the dude is wearing gloves while opening it

    • @N_0_S_t_al_gicben-zo
      @N_0_S_t_al_gicben-zo Před 11 měsíci +1

      "Ughh call 911''

  • @orangypteco8858
    @orangypteco8858 Před 3 lety +28

    I really enjoy the effort into each of these

  • @jayb9310
    @jayb9310 Před 3 lety +22

    "I can see god as we speak y'all"
    *Perfectly uses first aid kit without any hard tremors or trouble with application*

  • @HacesAndCo
    @HacesAndCo Před 2 lety +10

    Player Model: _calmly patches himself up_
    Voice Actor: *AAA IM FUCKEN HIT*

  • @Bell69420
    @Bell69420 Před 3 lety +49

    This game has great animations, from the healing to the eating, it’s awesome

    • @spectre2296
      @spectre2296 Před rokem

      The dude you control when he eat canned fish he ate the fish with bones in it and didn’t spit the bones out

  • @Maddog1911
    @Maddog1911 Před 3 lety +97

    Why does the soldier sound like a Vietnam vet

    • @kidcheater5786
      @kidcheater5786 Před 3 lety +7

      “Gettin’ a heart for this one, ” - rising storm 2 Vietnam

  • @ninjaboom3128
    @ninjaboom3128 Před 2 lety +19

    I like the fact that he does all of the surgeries while standing and so calmly that it looks like he doesn't feel the pain which is not realistic but still funny

  • @lemoncandy2707
    @lemoncandy2707 Před 3 lety +48

    I love how vocal the character is

  • @nuclearfallenkingtdsanintr8406

    Tarkov without the limp balm (golden star balm): *call 911*
    911: hello?
    Tarkov help me
    911: ?? What???????
    Tarkov: give me a golden star balm.. *dead*
    911: NOPE

  • @anhduc0913
    @anhduc0913 Před rokem +1

    "I'm f*cking dead guys, this is it for me"
    *Carry an entire ambulance worth of medical supplies on hand and proceeded to heal himself to full health*

  • @SomeGuyIn2241
    @SomeGuyIn2241 Před 2 lety +7

    EFT: **uses a medical kit when wounded**
    Far cry 2: **Literally pulls out a fucking truck inside him**

  • @JackFoxtrotEDM
    @JackFoxtrotEDM Před 3 lety +65

    Is the voices being played over or is it in real time as you’re healing? It’s just so funny because he’s talking about how he needs an ambulance or 911 literally as he’s patching himself up or finished doing so.

    • @dr.cheeze5382
      @dr.cheeze5382 Před 3 lety +8

      I think its because he used cheats to hurt him self and then imidietly atarted healing, so the character is reacting to having lost hp

    • @hittite_gaming
      @hittite_gaming Před 2 lety

      Im late as hell, but pressing a button (Y i think?) while hurt makes these voice lines.

  • @t7ler130
    @t7ler130 Před 2 lety +6

    Друзья иностранцы
    Хочу заявить что "Звездочка" в маленькой красной ёмкости не помогает лечить раны
    Это просто шутка от разработчиков
    На самом деле это обычная мазь от простуды. И она очень сильно воняет мятой для облегчения дыхания во время простуды

  • @traitortothecrown1961
    @traitortothecrown1961 Před 3 lety +8

    Gotta love how he is crying out for help while he ever so casually heals himself while taking his time

    • @ghostfave1216
      @ghostfave1216 Před rokem

      It's even better when he's alone in a abandoned city.

  • @rektrakboi3127
    @rektrakboi3127 Před 2 lety +11

    Imagine if your character actually made these voice lines ingame. You’re behind a wall trying to heal up all stealthily and then your character calls “IM FUCKED!!!!!” And then they find you.

    • @hittite_gaming
      @hittite_gaming Před 2 lety

      Im kinda late, but you can. Theres a button for voice lines depending on the situation. Not automatic though, but yeah. He does groan in big pain though so they can hear it.

  • @jeranimportado2964
    @jeranimportado2964 Před rokem +6

    *Almost Dies* MEDIC PLEASE I WILL DIE 1:47

  • @armorhide406
    @armorhide406 Před 2 lety +5

    I like how dramatic the voice lines are while how calm and blithe the animations are

  • @gamercop2148
    @gamercop2148 Před rokem +2

    “Do you have any meds?”
    *Literally healing himself*

  • @DerpDoesBF3
    @DerpDoesBF3 Před 3 lety +24

    How to know how badly he’s hurt. How loud he screams yup it’s fucked

  • @delt4khgo667
    @delt4khgo667 Před 3 lety +6

    Tarkov: screaming some pain
    Far cry: twisting their bones back without screaming

  • @CookieScript884
    @CookieScript884 Před 3 lety +4

    Player: Legit gets Shot in the Head by a 50. cal and Some How Survives
    Also Player: *Yeah I Think a Stim Can Fix this*

    • @thegreenberretwearingbrony9678
      @thegreenberretwearingbrony9678 Před 3 lety

      Thankfully not many players run around with the Ash-12.7,cuz if you get domed by that,insta death
      There is a handful of stationary 12.7's around tho so yea

  • @eggegg8526
    @eggegg8526 Před 2 lety +5

    Him: My arm is broken!
    Also Him: *Magically pulls out a bullet out of his arm*

  • @tgutvouhltgeuilgtrvegiultril

    1:17 its from metro last light😳

  • @whitesnake3822
    @whitesnake3822 Před 3 lety +11

    Casually goes through every known medkit and still is in pain :(

  • @OnuiZelenoto
    @OnuiZelenoto Před 3 lety +4

    "I'm fuckin' dead guys." My favorite 😂😂😱

  • @commietearsdrinker
    @commietearsdrinker Před 2 lety +3

    Tarkov: a game where being sneaky is key
    This guy: *constantly and loudly telling the enemy that he's in a bad shape*

  • @grub9111
    @grub9111 Před 3 lety +8

    You know these men are tough when they can fix their broken bones.
    And swollow pills without water.

    • @spectre2296
      @spectre2296 Před rokem

      I tried to swallow a small pilll and I need to go to doctor
      The dude: swallowed a pill that as wide as the thumb and he got healed

  • @Neon9th
    @Neon9th Před 4 měsíci +4

    Unrealistic. An American would yell "Call an Uber" instead of an ambulance.

  • @glitch1883
    @glitch1883 Před 2 lety +4

    Me*bleeding out on the ground*: going without me I'll just slow you down
    My friend: 👍 okay
    Me: DON'T LEAVE ME BEHIND I WANT TO LIVE!

  • @ekindogan9862
    @ekindogan9862 Před 5 měsíci +2

    "AAAAA MY LEG IS FUCKED!!!" famous last words...

  • @pichuBF472
    @pichuBF472 Před 3 lety +6

    2:40 My Legs!!!!!But!!!!!🦶

  • @iforgor1123
    @iforgor1123 Před 2 lety +5

    "im dead"
    **casually healling all of his med kit**

  • @UnluckyGunner
    @UnluckyGunner Před 3 lety +15

    00:34 BUT NOT FOR ME

  • @emtee7138
    @emtee7138 Před rokem +1

    "CALL 911!"
    *proceeds to heal self with every piece of medical equipment known to Tarkov*

  • @adamrizkymubarak
    @adamrizkymubarak Před 3 lety +2

    *Vaseline*
    GameCompareCentral: "Pain ;)"
    The soldier: "i feel like sh*BEEP*
    I cant- *WHEEZE*

  • @Novtis
    @Novtis Před 3 lety +24

    Даа, у каждого дома есть звёздочка, но не все знают как её открыть

  • @Grass_Slayer
    @Grass_Slayer Před 2 lety +3

    I like how he did surgery IN the middle of a battlefield without painkillers or cleaning the wounds

  • @StrawberryNinjaNibbles
    @StrawberryNinjaNibbles Před 2 lety +2

    Other than him yelling fuck a lot, this kinda has an asmr quality to it

  • @angrygauntlet6148
    @angrygauntlet6148 Před 3 lety +2

    Random person: Call the ambulance!!!
    EFT protagonist: I'm the Doctor

  • @nlkrus202
    @nlkrus202 Před 3 lety +39

    1:01 вот это реалистичный момент, потому что её в реальности хрен откроешь)

  • @sems7827
    @sems7827 Před 3 lety +8

    Came for the animations, stayed for the voice acting.

  • @genericbean4727
    @genericbean4727 Před 3 lety +2

    2:28 me coloring anything

  • @quote9178
    @quote9178 Před 3 lety +2

    1:00 fun fact: Golden Star Balm was produced from VietNam called Cao Sao Vàng

  • @merzkkiy2664
    @merzkkiy2664 Před 3 lety +22

    0:46 это случайно не из аптек там всяких? ну типо антибиотики там? ай ладно неважно

  • @mr.mangles8730
    @mr.mangles8730 Před 3 lety +6

    0:49 asmr sounds

  • @zieniet
    @zieniet Před 2 lety +1

    POV: You're worldcup footbal player and someone has slightly bumped into you.

  • @DruggyShrek
    @DruggyShrek Před 3 měsíci +2

    you just watched 3 whole minutes if a guy screaming looking up in the air and injecting a litre morphine and medicine while simultaneously putting a tourniquet, and bandages also swallong several pills. great 💀

  • @oldchannelmysticyau78
    @oldchannelmysticyau78 Před 3 lety +6

    Voice Actor is spot on with his lines

  • @likeablekiwi6265
    @likeablekiwi6265 Před 2 lety +3

    The amount of injuries he had must've already exceeded the amount possible for a normal human

  • @evanwilliams2802
    @evanwilliams2802 Před rokem +2

    I love how he says "have any meds". While using a first aid kit.

  • @johnwufky1634
    @johnwufky1634 Před 2 lety +2

    Him: healing as much as possible
    Also him: IM DYING GUYS IM DONE

  • @Rudo_Renol
    @Rudo_Renol Před 3 lety +7

    Golden stat baml : holy medicine from tree country

  • @SUBMERGED880
    @SUBMERGED880 Před 3 lety +8

    With every line that the voice actor say, i think that they really broke his arm or leg or shoot him in the studio.

    • @buggy730
      @buggy730 Před 3 lety

      Okay now that's just over the top.

  • @theheavy7450
    @theheavy7450 Před 2 lety +1

    It's a good thing he shouts out when he's healing or very injured for the enemy to clearly hear.

  • @izami-kun8014
    @izami-kun8014 Před 3 lety +2

    This guy is like Dallas from Payday 2 but instead of "AAAAAHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG!" he goes "CALL THE AMBULANCE!"

  • @UnearthlyTimelord2005
    @UnearthlyTimelord2005 Před 3 lety +6

    WHY IS THIS ONE SO FUNNY?!😂😂😂

  • @user-wr1be5ul3n
    @user-wr1be5ul3n Před 3 lety +9

    Ахахах , они реально звезду добавили ( 1:02 )

  • @DynoSkrimisher
    @DynoSkrimisher Před 2 lety +1

    Him: _Does self surgical procedure on a leg wound_
    Far Cry character: _Just relocates limb back into place, pulls out broken tooth, caustizes wound in arm and pulls out a piece of Rubar out of gut_

  • @PantherCat64
    @PantherCat64 Před 2 lety +1

    "Call 911 this lid is too hard to open!"

  • @ScavsAteMyLegs
    @ScavsAteMyLegs Před 3 lety +15

    USEC 3, now known as Josh, voiced by the awesome FortyOne!

  • @TeaspoonJam
    @TeaspoonJam Před 3 lety +3

    I love how he struggles to open the Golden star balm

  • @comment-e1d
    @comment-e1d Před 19 dny +1

    This guy: *Complains about wounds and pain*
    Every other game's healing animation: 🤫

  • @CreepyPersonCube.
    @CreepyPersonCube. Před 7 měsíci +2

    Host gives a winky face for vaseline being used for pain, but it absolutely can be. Exposure to air (especially cold air) is what causes a lot of the pain- dressing a wound provides immediate (partial) relief. Smearing some vaseline on your wound helps, and keeps the dressing from sticking to the wound bed, which is exactly as agonizing as it sounds. Great for minor, shallow scrapes, road rash, burns, etc. (Course I would recommend using sterile vaseline, or a dressing like xeroform, and not using your filthy fucking gloves coated in gunsmoke residue and the blood of strangers). Of course if you have a wound bad enough you feel you need to do this shit, go see a professional.
    PS: Also remember that when you use a tourniquet, you're giving up on that limb to save yourself from bleeding out. So the next run for this particular badass is going to be Phantom Pain style.