It prob didn’t suffer that much pain compared to the time it cheated death. It was most likely a bunch of pain at first, but then it was like having constant post-nasal drip and being blind+deaf.
Well, technically it was alive and dead at the same time, the body was alive walking and well, but the head and well, the brain, was dead long ago, only the stem and central nervous system were at work there, so no pain, since it couldn't possibly percept it
That's cruel, the poor thing must have been feeling so much pain for all that time. Edit: Everyone keeps saying, "IT CAN'T FEEL PAIN", so can we just stop? I'll delete this comment If it makes it any better.
@@rabahwinnr3287 Mike's brain stem was mostly intact, and unless he also got some serious damage to his spine that fucked up his nervous system that the short forgot to mention, he very much felt pain
@@user-fy8hc1tc4g It's... Really not that complicated to figure out. His nervous system wasn't affected much by the whole decapitation thing, and it's very much plain to see that barely being able to breathe cuz you're slowly choking on your own mucus is a very painful concept.
"When any others animals refuse to die" Human: oh, you're not supposed to doing that.... death is natural and every life form must experience it. Also humans: we find the Immortality!!! Animals: go f**k in your mouth🤬 miserly man!!!
@@user-fy8hc1tc4g Yeah, I got that part from the video. It doesn’t change the fact that he kept it alive inhumanely. There are ways to end the suffering.
@Inspctr_Gigit well if you saw a moving headless chicken you wouldn't exactly know if it's feeling pain or not since it can't make any sound plus the guy found it mind blowing no puns indented and wanted to show the world a headless living chicken so it was just the fact he just saw a headless chicken and wanted to show it to the world plus people back then aren't like now so anything they never saw would be found kinda interesting
Looked it up and I was wrong Chicken have their brain in the back of their head, what got chopped off was mostly it's face. So, the part of the brain of the prain responsible for breathing, swallowing etc. was left intact. I'm pretty sure this means that it could feel pain
Yeah, that's where the expression comes from - people who can't understand, I'm saying that chickens can live for a short while before dying after their head is chopped off, I'm NOT talking about how this case is where it comes from
I remember reading about this story on Wikipedia a few years ago, and it's still as incredible how Mike could survive for that long. R.I.P. chicken! 🕊🐔
@@KaciCooperations how is that lucky? Would you like to exist without a head the only thing tying your existence to this earth is a small remainder of brain stem?
I honestly think that it's horrible that they kept him alive. He shouldn't have to suffer the pain of not having a head and having an owner who forgot to clear his throat. Edit: I know that he doesn't actually feel pain after he lost his head, but it's still inhumane nevertheless. Edit again: Plz stop replying, I'm begging you guys🙏
Zack: "they forgot to clear his his throat, which caused him to suffocate" the newspaper he showed: "gradually became afflicted with ill health, and it was killed with chloroform November 5"
@Maxskywaker yeah you're right but this happened quite some time ago and we used to do a lot more cruel things to animals back then. And we kind of still do in some occasions
I see where you are going with thisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
From another video I saw they actually lost it and were frantically looking around their hotel room but couldn't find it after hearing him struggling to breathe.. I could be wrong though I'm too lazy to do more research..
That chicken is definitely the chosen one. Cuz going through this much and still surviving ain't a JOKE
He was the main character all along
The chicken suffered enough .
It prob didn’t suffer that much pain compared to the time it cheated death.
It was most likely a bunch of pain at first, but then it was like having constant post-nasal drip and being blind+deaf.
@@onimaru7158fr I feel so Bad, Humans are so horrible at times
@@belynda1224suffered a bad ending tho...
“Did you die?”
“Sadly, yes… But I lived!”
I understood that reference!
😂
@@isaacwagner5862I understood this reference!
This is underrated
@@isaacwagner5862
Can u explain?
"Is he dead?"
"Yesn't"
Ayooooooo💀💀💀
Quilf7 It tried to yranslate this to english😅😅
Superposition 😊cat in a box
Yesnoterrifican't
😂😂😂😂
Anyone else think living without your head must be the most painful thing imaginable?
It could not feel pain without a brain
@@Invaderchaos Oh, good point
Well, technically it was alive and dead at the same time, the body was alive walking and well, but the head and well, the brain, was dead long ago, only the stem and central nervous system were at work there, so no pain, since it couldn't possibly percept it
@@seeeeeeeegssssss582I’m confused on how it was walking or moving still, doesn’t the other parts of the nervous system need a brain to operate it?
Nah I wouldn’t be thinking
The chickens in the coop were probably traumatised.
sure
Dang 1.2K likes in only 2 hours😭?
Congratulations 😭👍
I laughed out loud. So sad to think of it.
@awesomeface1 can you not make this stupid trend
Prob kicked him out
Cockroaches: We can live long without a head.
Mike the chicken: Hold my beer in a syringe.
"You won't die" - Baby aka. Elizabeth Afton
I'm referencing FNAF btw
Underrated
@@preum526THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND
@@lololol24ttttt36You dumb bruh where does he say queen Elizabeth?
@@lololol24ttttt36THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND?!?!?
‘Headless chicken finally dies’ damn they were praying on lil bros downfall
Im sure even bet where made lol
Ong
@christopherboisvert6902 wdym?
I mean I would too if my head was cut off like that
thats torture to live like that wtf
That's cruel, the poor thing must have been feeling so much pain for all that time.
Edit: Everyone keeps saying, "IT CAN'T FEEL PAIN", so can we just stop? I'll delete this comment If it makes it any better.
you cant feel pain without a head
@@rabahwinnr3287 Mike's brain stem was mostly intact, and unless he also got some serious damage to his spine that fucked up his nervous system that the short forgot to mention, he very much felt pain
Well how are we supposed to know were not the chicken to know if he felt pain@curple3
@@user-fy8hc1tc4g It's... Really not that complicated to figure out.
His nervous system wasn't affected much by the whole decapitation thing, and it's very much plain to see that barely being able to breathe cuz you're slowly choking on your own mucus is a very painful concept.
@curple3 the brain is the one that takes the pain signals and gives it to you if you have no brain there is no pain don't exaggerate
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”
“He has no head and couldn’t see” ☠️
oof nice one
Lol Ty @@bluethelovebird8181
Lmao 🤣
Yoo😂😂😂
Finally the actually answer to that joke
“Running around like a headless chicken” 😭😭
Yeah
Is that why the phrase made?
One by one
@eoinforthewin732 are u 8?
headless ROBLOX and Terry is the first time that
“Headless chicken FINALLY dies”
They disrespect bro like that 💀
Mike's gonna haunt them in their sleep.
"When any others animals refuse to die"
Human: oh, you're not supposed to doing that.... death is natural and every life form must experience it.
Also humans: we find the Immortality!!!
Animals: go f**k in your mouth🤬 miserly man!!!
Bro did not deserve that disrespect.
O newly sow yur profl pictnar ad thy Czechoslovakia flg
FR, THAT'S WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY
That’s so sad, that chicken was kept alive with zero quality of life as entertainment until finally he died suffering
It’s so inhumane to do this to an animal, especially for entertainment. It’s terrifying how heartless humans can be.
@Inspctr_Gigit the chicken was literally being harvested until it just didn't die
@@user-fy8hc1tc4g Yeah, I got that part from the video. It doesn’t change the fact that he kept it alive inhumanely. There are ways to end the suffering.
@Inspctr_Gigit well if you saw a moving headless chicken you wouldn't exactly know if it's feeling pain or not since it can't make any sound plus the guy found it mind blowing no puns indented and wanted to show the world a headless living chicken so it was just the fact he just saw a headless chicken and wanted to show it to the world plus people back then aren't like now so anything they never saw would be found kinda interesting
@@Inspctr_Gigitnahh welcome the world humans have been heartless in the past and it’s been worst before this is nothing
"This chicken is alive, it just doesn't know it yet." 🎅🎅💰
🤣
I'm gonna agree with you on this one santa
@@thecameraman2937 Now see if you look at this chicken, you can see that it’s head is missing but the brain stem mostly intact
🎅🎅 No don't do it! 😱
🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻🧚🏻♂️
Headless horseman ❌
Headless chickenman ✅
💀
/Mike the Chicken
So true💀
Fatherless chicken
@@EndIessProductionswit the fuck💀
@@EndIessProductions wth
"Look ma! No head!"
😂😂😂😂
@@jinsyuan733
Look ma, no _insert body pαrt here_ !
LMAO
Skibidi dob dob dob yes yes
Brainrotted is on top of my comment
Them: Is he dead or alive
Mike: YES
This would be my worst nightmare as a farmer. The guilt.
Sameee
Guilt? Nah, this farmer was probably charging a mind blowing amount for people to see this cursed thing
@@pacificblue5461yea but it suffers properly the whole time in must have been painful
Wouldn't the chicken be unable to feel the sensation of pain cause it doesn't have a brain?
Looked it up and I was wrong
Chicken have their brain in the back of their head, what got chopped off was mostly it's face. So, the part of the brain of the prain responsible for breathing, swallowing etc. was left intact. I'm pretty sure this means that it could feel pain
Chicken got that headless drip 💀
LMAO
he only spent 400 dollars
lmaooo
He got it for free!
free headless💀
Was intended to be killed at first but ended up being loved by the farmer is the most notable love-hate friendship i've seen.
Why in the fucking hell are you everywhere💀
It's because of money, unfortunately
Go outside
4th
Bro it's you again💀
Awwww. Poor chicken. I had a chicken that also died so I feel bad for him
They took “Running around like a headless chicken” to another level 💀😭😂
Imagine that's the origin of the line
It is@@The-Mirror-d6s
Gives new meaning
@@The-Mirror-d6sit is
@@The-Mirror-d6somg if it was tho-
his head:
YOU DIDNT HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
LMFAO😂😂
Bro thinks he is the funniest person in the world 😂
But he actually is
Not
Lol
Okay, good joke. Gotta give that to ya
@@Commentify69bro the mindfuck of this one 💀
"Your bluetooth device is connected!"💀
Another chicken hearing: Your bluutoos dewise is weady to pair
you have a car
I dont get it
@@GeneralStrikerhis head has Bluetooth and is connected to his body like AirPods and iPhone
What comment is this 😂😂😂😂😂
Even the chicken is confused 😭🙏🏼
“Finally dies”
Damn you didn’t have to do mike like that.
as a campus journalist, i can see why they did that 😭
@@mxiarzyxwhy were they rude to a chicken ??
@@mxiarzyx😂😂😂
@@mandirasingha7847 💀💀💀
That’s a Painful way to live ngl
The chicken is living proof of “never back down, never what????
Chicken- “never give up”
"Never back down,Never what????"
how da chicken Gon say that if it's head cut off?
@KU_16 If he had a brainstem left, maybe he was saying it in his "head" I mean the brainstem
@@RotaryMC24_Hello 😂😂
There is tommorow
“ayo bro clean my throat”
“…”
“AYO BRO CLEAN MY-“ *dies*
Hahaaaa dying at this comment
"why dont u say anything, where yo mouth"
💀
💀💀
☠️
What a kind man after cutting the chicken head kept it alive for 1 and half a year
*MAKES ME WONDER WHY DID HE EVEN CUT THE HEAD OF THE CHICKEN*
Probably for food.
What do you think bruh
food, tf else?
So the expression "Running around like a headless Chicken" is true after all...
Yeah, that's where the expression comes from
- people who can't understand, I'm saying that chickens can live for a short while before dying after their head is chopped off, I'm NOT talking about how this case is where it comes from
Not really @@JammKing-th7hl
You didn’t know that expression was true regardless of this story or not?
And yeah no I think JammKing lying
@@Joey7Z7Horror I meant what you said
He took 'running around like a headless chicken' to another level
Brother where do you think that quote came from lmao
@@Anakin.xx1 irn
Ikr
He's the reason for the quote, dawg
🤦🏾♀️
This is the most surprising and most happy-agressive story ever
Then how bout i tell you about the story of Micheal afton
@@preum526 Matpat:Oh boy, here we go again!
Hell yeah @@preum526
Bro got roblox headless
Bro took “WHERE’S YOUR HEAD OUT” to another level
I remember reading about this story on Wikipedia a few years ago, and it's still as incredible how Mike could survive for that long. R.I.P. chicken! 🕊🐔
I live in the town he was from. Every year we have a festival in his name.
@@deathbyasporkThis is adorable. Thank you for sharing it. I find quirks like that give a place so much character.
"Have u ever wondered" why he says have u ever wondered alot
Why not say it to all of the chickens that you've ate
@@Toy_Chica887because mike is special
Blud lived for more time than a cockroach without a LITERAL HEAD💀
roblox headless in a nutshell:
@@aommergaming5023 cringe
@@aommergaming5023cringe
@@aommergaming5023cringe
@@aommergaming5023cringe
Crazier thing is that the farmer chose to keep him alive that way. Insanity!!
Big way of income by touring
It is a pure torture to have only a sense of touch.
But do you still have the sense of touch if you have no brain to process that touch?@@Sanjay-un1yf
@@Sanjay-un1yfwhat about deaf-blind people?
@@omgzoe7805 are not they the same? Well, a little bit more bearable to live with senses of smell and taste
"My name is nearly headless Mike"
"How can u be nearly headless!?"
Mike:
Bro you forgot to clear my throat
-famous last words
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*dies due to an inconceivable amount of laughter
Funny😐
🤣🤣🤣♈️♌️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have a chicken, I have an axe, time to revive the headless chicken.
Noooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Ferb I know what we’re gonna do today
@@Bitcoin18💀💀💀🐔🐔
Nou
NAW 👹
"Zombies aren't real"
Mike the chicken: Bonjour
Bro is headless... WHAT THE F**k
@@user-wn3zv8be2s yes he can survive without a head
Bonjour
Eating corpses isnt cool anymore in 2023, for health, for the animals nor the planet. Choose compassion, start anew >>> Challenge 22❤
@@user-wn3zv8be2sbro got donated with 31k robux 🤓☝️
Farmer: hello police pls help my chicken aint chickening!
:Wheres your chicken?
*Oh hes in a world tour*
😂😂😂😂
Mike’s head would’ve been worth a fortune if they kept it, I can tell you that.
No way mike gives good head
Bro got roblox headless
@@hasan2636300 dollars worth
@@hasan2636Bro...
Why tf would someone want a decomposing chicken head
Owner: “damn didn’t know you were chill like that”
Fr
Mike the chicken: 🤙🏽
Rip Mike 😢
🤙@@newlevelgaming7129
Yes sir!
Now his head will grow back in heaven. 😊
Bro spent all his Robux on headless💀☠️
😂
That’s fowl 😭
Eggs*
Fr
He had it on the house.
"And thats how mike got headless for free"💀💀💀
UNDERRATED COMMENT LMFAO
BRO WHAT THE ACTUALLY HELL LMFAO
Nahh thats what i call roblox in the 1800's
☠️
hes getting banned for getting headless for free
This is the most lucky and unlucky chicken ever.
No just unlucky
The luckiest unlucky chicken
Lucky when he survived without a head but unlucky when they forgot to clear mikes throat like we do.
@@KaciCooperations how is that lucky? Would you like to exist without a head the only thing tying your existence to this earth is a small remainder of brain stem?
Agreed👍
Bro got free headless in real life
The fact that Mike manages to live with only a tiny part of his brain for over a year shows how special nature really is.
This isn’t headless horseman… this is *headless chickenman*
HAHAHAHAHA
*headless chickenmann*
life… is b o b o x
@@funkue nah Yobox
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA@@justalittlesillybilly
That gives a new meaning to running around like a headless chicken😂😂😂😂
This is where the saying comes from 😂
@@LewisMorris111 yes
Yup headless chicken lol
@##₫ @/₫
Or more like: "runnin around like Mike The Chicken.😂
i'm honestly amazed that they were able to keep it alive for over a year
Mike got a cool headless for Halloween 🗿
cool costume, you meant
Nah he got a headless from roblox. Next will be a korblox
🗿
He legit paid 300$ for an accessory(Roblox)
I play ✨AmOnG uS✨
"they cut off my head"
"so did you die"
"well yes but acctally no"
I will not make it 70 😤
Helo a350 im dj dhan
400 likes exactly
“Stop running around like a headless chicken, Mike!”
“ *but… mom.. ugh, well you see…* “
HE CAN'T SEE-
@@isaac.middletonmike said well *YOU* see lol
@@isaac.middletonAnd he can't talk, and he can't hear
@@pepsi1893he also said that with his head next to him :)
YOOOooooo Mike just bought the headless congratulation Mike 🎉🎉
his other chicken friends were probably like “yo am i crazy or do i see a chicken zombie here” 😃
😂😂
They would be so scared and confused😭. "What the heck is that white thing with foking legs?"
Mike: i'm mike lol
Other chickens: A TALKING ZOMBIE?! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSUSGPSX
Mike: thats because i ain't a zombie 😂
@@HarshaliDhavalehow the fuck is Mike suppose to talk without it's damn head
"Mike the chicken *Finally* dies" you didn't have to do him like that
💀💀lmaoo fr
It isnt like he is a criminal or smth.:(
Well, at least his suffering ended
Imagine living without your head
@@justamemberofjudahskingdom1522wich one
"Headless chicken finally dies"
"The legend💀💀"
Maybe the new papers meant that the chicken finally escaped the suffering
I can't imagine how the other chickens felt about this. It's like going to school and all of a sudden your pal nick shows up headless.
Zach: couldn't breathe
Newspaper: illness
Wiki said he got choked iirc
Well it said he choked when i looked it up
Actually it says they put it to death with chloroform due to “ill health”
@@Rtt2muchh same thing as suffocating
@@TotallyGamesYTNot necessarily.
Mike was built different.
Mike *cox*?
bruh
"Dont buy headless, do this!"
Headless to expensive 16k for what💀
@@Whatisthissuhvs nah 31k
Fr
But I'll not do that
BAHAHA😂
"You're probably wondering how I got here" ahh chicken
Zack is the best facts giver who agrees?
me i agree
He is the best facts giver and answers questions from A-Z.
Touch grass
Yeap, without aby doubt.
Get a job Lil bro
_Homie took,_
_"Running round like a chicken wit its head cut off!" too literal!_
In Australia we have that same saying but it's "running 'round like a headless chicken" instead. It's a tad shorter
@@nuttynuts4427Thats the actual saying
_this is the __-word-__ of the day_
Heard that !
@@nuttynuts4427say the same, headless chicken.
Technically they were raising a "Zombie"
Chicken 💀
Technically this IS necromancy. It is a literal dead body with no brain moving!
Technically he was alive...🤷🏼♂️
@@ragismundbjornansson8347tecnically you didnt get the joke
@@ragismundbjornansson8347”Alive but not alive”
Technically he has no brain@@ragismundbjornansson8347
i swear its always these stuff that survive the randomest shit
Bro got that headless horseman package 💀
Lmao rich boi with the 31k bobucc
@@RealLordVoldemortfr fr
i dont think having no head irl can get you headless because *does having no head irl headless when it sometimes can make you die*
if it cut his leg he couldve gotten the headless and korblox combo 💀
@@right662its a joke
Bro really refused to die 🗿
"You won't die" - Baby
🤓
@@kanyeeast901 okay wtf is this guy here
@@preum526 the fact that the chicken is named Mike lol
@@Cyboss898 yeah 💀
My guy went from chicken
To chicken Frankenstein 💀
Mikenstein since he is called mike lol 😂
Chickenstein
Zackenstein
Frankenhen
😐
Damn soo thats where the “Running around like a chicken with its head cut off” quote comes from haha
Lets pay respects to Mike the Chicken
Fr poor chicken died from suffocating 😢
😢😭😥
"would you die?"
"Nah, I'd live"
It sang the song of I'll survive
The Headless Horseman's Chicken 💀
tf2 refrence omg
@@otherr please tell me this is satire
The headless chicken man💀
This Has to be a bundle in Roblox
Four Headless Horsemen's Chicken.
Metallica reference!
Tardigrade: I can survive in outer space!
Mike: Hold my syringe
Bro went from Headless Horseman to Headless Chickman
Fr LMAO 😂
bro got free headless💀💀
edit: 232 LIKES?? I NEVER GOT THAT MUCH LOL TYSM
He’s about to get banned from Roblox 💀
@@mariofire3940he got banned already 💀💀💀
"this chicken is dead,it doesn't know yet"
@@mariofire3940fr💀
Pov: when farmers r good with something
I honestly think that it's horrible that they kept him alive. He shouldn't have to suffer the pain of not having a head and having an owner who forgot to clear his throat.
Edit: I know that he doesn't actually feel pain after he lost his head, but it's still inhumane nevertheless.
Edit again: Plz stop replying, I'm begging you guys🙏
Atleast the owner is famous tho
At least it got popular
You can’t blame them, people back then didn’t know much like we do now
I'm mike the chicken
@@viendungphamthi6335mike the chicken got all the chicks with his amazing stunt of no head
- This is Mike the chicken
- Nice to meet you Mike
😂
Zack: "they forgot to clear his his throat, which caused him to suffocate"
the newspaper he showed: "gradually became afflicted with ill health, and it was killed with chloroform November 5"
yeah wtf is up with that
Yeah, someone’s lying
It's mostly made up
@@danieldautry9319most likely zack since it is supposed to be entertainingx
@@amazoring8269maybe the newspaper was lying to make the farmers look better, but nobody really knows and chances are zack is lying
Poor lil guy, I am glad he lived as long as he did, had a strong will to live❤
@bobmadeofspongebro try to survive without Ur head for a year.
@bobmadeofsponge It was coz of humans he was in that situation.
Ignorance
I'm pretty sure very few living things actually want to live in pain
@Maxskywaker yeah you're right but this happened quite some time ago and we used to do a lot more cruel things to animals back then. And we kind of still do in some occasions
The headless horseman has been quiet since this one dropped 🔥 🔥 🔥
Next one: headless cow
next one: headless sheep
Next one: headless chicken
@@antillityWait a minute
@@vlerva next one: headless human
Newspaper makers are happy because they said "headless chicken finaly die"
Like he is a big problem 💀
"This is Mike."
"Mike's head has been chopped off."
ahh yeesss anothet man of culture i see
Mike never catches a break
More like the brainless mice
Thanks to Mike, the Scp foundation will now be able to contain this strange creature.
Both are inkillable
He's the only one who can say: I'm dead 💀 without being wrong
Blud got the headless for free 😭💀
bruh
bruh
this isn’t roblox bro 😭🙏
HELP💀😭 🙏
I WAS GONNA SAY THAT- 😭😭
Mike the chicken: twin?
Roblox headless: where have you been?
Dang bro that chicken must have been so confused
cant be confused without a head.
Thankyou for your service, Mike!
What service!!
Huge respect for the Owner that gave his Chicken free Headless
(I started a war in chat 💀)
Roblox humor be like
2 days and 80 likes :0
“Why pay for your head to be invisible when your dad became invisible for free and this chicken got headless for free?”
pov kids that heard this story:
tHaTs nwot fair we waintyed free head less
@@tristanmedved4447 Real
Bro got free headless frfr💀
blud got free headless 💀💀
😂
Fr i wish thst u coud do it in roblox💀💀
Bro cost him a head
Bro*
You’re not funny lil bro.
Chicken without head: survive one year 🗿
Chickens with head :🍗🍔🥘
*insert edit of food with chicken here*
>.(
Mike became famous for not having a head, and we can't become famous with our head
Haha
Bcuz all of us have heads. Duh
i don't understand, i only speak amongus@@InredibleFart
me no understando@realoofroblox
I see where you are going with thisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
mike just got a free headless💀
Bro took "laughing my head off" a bit to serious💀💀
Bro got headless for free💀☠️
that's what I am saying 💀
Frr
I was going to say that
How'd they forget? He must have been running around like a headless chicken, oh
From another video I saw they actually lost it and were frantically looking around their hotel room but couldn't find it after hearing him struggling to breathe..
I could be wrong though I'm too lazy to do more research..
This was foghorn leghorn and Colonel Sanders cut it out.
Grim reaper: yo imma harvest you because your headless
Plot armor: nuh uh uh