The Least Relatable Moment in Sex Scenes - Sydnee Washington - Stand-Up Featuring
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- čas přidán 27. 05. 2020
- Sydnee Washington disappoints all of the straight men in her audience and lists all of the things she needs to feel relaxed enough to orgasm.
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“I look like I want men to talk to me, but I don’t.” Truer words were never said 😂😂😂
"Unless you're industry" 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
love it
Mood
The right dude can get her... You can tell.
Thats the slogan of the female gender
I love how a lot of men cheered at first but when she said she was gay they were like “oh” 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
GiggleMeBlaH BlaH that was the audience trying to figure out if they were supposed to laugh or applaud her bravery
Usually the men dog her out in the comments. I honestly don’t think they care
ricecristi why is that usual
@@ricecristi don't worry, i'll do it (dog her out in the comments) 😂
That's because they were already fantasizing about being with her and that killed it. (unless she also said she still liked guys too)
Glad to see a femme who dates other femmes getting some exposure! We are out there!!!
Imagine being so utterly vapid as a person that your sexuality is the most interesting thing about you
@@redram5150 she literally never even said that it was the most important or most interesting thing about her? Imagine being so boring and one dimensional that you can't understand what it's like to have more than one important trait.
we love to see it!
100%
for real tho. it’s seriously difficult as a fem who’s into other women. maybe i like women and being feminine 🤯
"Yes I do comedy and I look like this... you're welcome." Queen.
Literally the first thing that popped into my head when I saw her!
wasn't funny tho
@@rn6710 yea, but I didn't that until the end
@@kamran2035 no she didn't, it just called having confidence but you men hate to see that huh
Kamran Latifov everything in life doesn’t have to be uplifting of others. Be an individual for once, and not part of the collectivist religion
the video description: "Sydnee Washington disappoints all of the straight men in her audience-" lol definitely
Little bit >_> but whoever she does end up with, should be very proud of herself.
when she said 'gay' and half the audience got silent oh god
EJFKFKKGJF RIGHT
It's because they can't relate nothing is wrong with that
not really, she just doesn't deliver her jokes very well.
"I can't release until the money is released on Thursdays at midnight, that when I'll be drip drippin"" HAHAHA love her!
I already started dying once she said "being gay on the weekends"
I am pansexual. I broke up with a tree like 3 years ago.
Did u catch it tree-ting on u?
That’s your problem, we pansexuals only date PANS my guy!! I know a nice cake pan who’s single if you’re interested.. 👀
@@pantrymonster you mean "was it mis-tree-teating you?"
I hope you're *branch*-ing out these days
Tree love could lead do some unusual injuries. Mind your dick - use protection.
I was about to ask what a bodega cat was, but I just googled it. Apparently it's a cat. That lives in a bodega. Pretty self-explanatory, I guess. This comment is for other non-New Yorkers who may have been curious.
Jacob Kissinger good man
🤣
Yeah, us NYers are pretty plain-spoken 😅
Thank you. I wasn't 100% sure. I stopped thinking about it because I started laughing again
I appreciate u!
She really is gorgeous tho.
Then be a model and not a cut rate comic
@@redram5150 wat.
Red Ram so she can’t be pretty and do comedy? Okay
@@mnj4621 I mean if she ayuhyuhyuh "did comedy" then okay
ikr... i cant get over it lol. I wanna be gay now so i can have a chance HAHA
"I think Janelle Monae is that" I'm crying😩
"One fight away from dating a tree"
"Threw the packet away with the buttons" im dying
A little shaky getting there, but that line was worth it. 😂
That line was worth the whole 7 minutes
"but I also got a bodega cat in there" was so slept on - great line.
🤣🤣🤣
"I am one argument away from dating a tree. I think that's pansexual"
I mean. she's not too wrong
There's so many salty, entitled men in the comments. 😂 Like they're comedy experts and they have to prove that a hot woman that isn't interested in them can't be funny.
Only salty one I see here is you. I have yet to see any entitled people either. You’re projecting
You hit the nail on the head.
She's not funny. Her gender and sexuality is irrelevant. Despite her trying to make her entire set about it.
Not me. I admit it caught me off guard, but she still funny
@@redram5150 LOL you were salty enough to comment on her comment. Bet you left some sad comments about her set too.
her : says shes gay
me : *achievement unlocked - celebrity crush*
I loved her from minute 1👏👏👏 had to stop drinking my coffee I was snorting all over my phone, she's hilarious and 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
this crowd was lame as hell sis was killing it
Direct deposit line got me good lol
She’s so beautiful, And she’s a gay femme too, even better ♥️
It's a great day to be bi.
Dorothy Allspice amen sister
She ain’t funny tho
When she said she throw away the packet of buttons, I lost it tho. 😭😂
The moment she said she was gay I was like
😍💍🏳️🌈
"I need my buttons" - I'm dead🤣🤣
The blouse and the buttons got me.
SYDNEE WASHINGTON! so funny on the comedy central originals channel. didn’t know she did stand up as well. i also didn’t know she’s gay. we have no choice but to stan harder. hilarious set, love you 💖
Her podcast is dope too.
Is she really really gay? Or is it just for now? I can't tell. Forgive my ignorance but I thought u were born that way. Not that it comes out on weekends and then u decide, "meeeh ill just do this full time now." I said I can't tell bcos she's a comedienne and I don't know how realistic that experience was or if she was just joking and she's been gay all along. Its not important either way, just curious.
Be safe out there yall.
@@Amburmist I think she meant it as she wasn't in the closet anymore. She's outwardly gay 24/7 now.
Packet of buttons 😂
That bit about dying alone was gold. Her timing was on point 💦 Poor Trevor lol
This is a win for the women 🥺🏳️🌈
If you think she’s hilarious you should check out her podcast, “The Unofficial Expert”
I don't know why but "one argument from dating a tree" had me weak 🤣.
Yes, but has the bodega cat in your bag maced itself or not? Until you open the bag, the cat both has and hasn’t maced itself.
The more you know 🌈⭐️
Schrödinger’s bag bodega cat or bödega’s bag cat?
Lol
She’s right
I'm about to start dating trees, AMEN! Lolololol
The least relatable moment in sex scenes: missionary position and the woman comes.
Its possible, if everything about the man and the situation fulfills her fantasies. When my ex-girlfriend finally got to make out in a swimming pool at a rich guy's, and he took her upstairs, she came as soon as her back hit the bed and he entered her.
Or maybe she just told me that to hurt me.
😂😂😂😂
Kedabro I’m so sorry if ur girl did tell u that to hurt u that is not cool. But if not then cool for u having such an open and honest relationship she could talk to u about details of her one night stands.
You seriously have never come in missionary? If that's true then that's maybe the saddest thing I've ever read.
@@cecemimi101
Well, when I insisted on remaining celibate, I kinda lost the right to be upset. And even though it hurt to hear, it would have hurt more to never know. I definitely preferred the pain of knowing, compared to the utter worthlessness of being effortlessly excluded.
“... and you dead by yourself...” 😩😭😭
She so fine and she funny whew🥵
Wow she is one of the funniest comedians I have discovered lately!!! Sydnee, I love watching your instagram stories!!!!
"Not all of us look like Ellen." Lol
Definitely funny. I just wish I could laugh more easily.
😂😂😂 So funny and beautiful a feast of all senses. She got me with the button bag... the number of times I’ve regretted throwing that away 😂😂😂😂😂😂.
where's the lie 😂
Thank you for this upload!
I bet all the straight men were disappointed when she said she was gay
Thank you for the recommendation CZcams. Very cool!
Man she's really pretty!
Trevor is in it for it 😂😂 he done did her bad yoh
I felt her about tearing clothes off, I'd be like, @_@ you know we're going shopping after this right? lmao
Lol that's when I'll be drip drippin' 😂😂😂
Some of the crowd was dry on some good moments! But she is AMAZING AND THATS PURE TALENT MISS SYDNEE! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Unoffical podcast listeners where you at!!!
“Who’s the man in the relationship??”
Neither. Tis the fucking point
I saw her live here in BK and was like “that’s a star”. Same way I felt when I saw Tiffany Haddish a decade ago. She’s dope!
This 2nd set I've of her. I love her
DID I BLOW MY CANDLE OUT AT HOME lmao
4:10 is DEEP capricorn energy looool
So funny, and her laugh is so charming!
Not sure if the 'fucking a tree making you pansexual' joke was related to the god Pan...but the possibility that it might be, also made me chortle
“Even Alexa knows we’re not coming” lmao I’m not even gay let me buy her a drink
She deserves a better audience.
She killed this! Gorgeous and talented. And so naturally funny, you need to check out her podcast the unofficial expert, if you haven’t already
You are HILARIOUS! 😂 👍🏾
I love you!!! ❤️👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
& I threw out the lil packet😂 fr I be Thinkin about every other thing.
Great comedy!
Ooooh she is my new FAV!! ❤️
I want to see her on Rogan 😂😂😂
She got a bodega cat in there too😭
Dudes mad at the 00:25 mark
me at 0:49 : am i ... *(whispers) straight??
Where is her hour?
Those extra buttons 😂
She is GORGEOUS WTFFFFF
If u close your eyes she almost sounds like Summer Walker
She's funny!!!
Preach.
Watching this for the second time!
I enjoyed it. I don't care who floats her boat. People have such weird double standards. If she was a morbidly obese black woman they would be cacklin' their heads off but because she is seriously attractive they want her to be like the black version of some character in a Jane Austen novel. PLEASE. There's only room for so many Mpniques!
"I can't die right now" *Gets struck by a car *
All the guys went quiet REAL quick.
one argument away from dating a tree. for real
So funny!
Some of her set went over my head, but she is really attractive, and mostly humorous. Good job!
I was gonna click on another video until I saw her. And she likes women?? 😭👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
Wheres Marie's video? I'd like to see one with Faustin please.
what a queen
I love her
asmr haircut
Damn I thought it was Tara from tru blood.
Is that bodega cat 🐈 in your purse the Sam&Mark rye or a stray?😅
The best part is when you accept the hate for other people and just be satisfied with being alone...
its irrelevant whether i liked the set or not all i will remember is how happy i am for the lesbians cause she's haaawwttt
“He doesn’t even know how to fold a fitted sheet”……truer words have not been said, no one knows how to fold those
Shes drop dead gorgeous and hilarious!
She has an interesting perspective. And is pretty funny
The next Aisha Tyler right here. New fan.
Nooo I can’t kiss with my eyes openn
That got dark. I like it.
Finding out she's lessie 7:23