Soldier OD's on Meth, Has Crazy Adventure | Tales From the Bottle
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- Some had more fun during history's deadliest conflict than others.
"Koivunen was assigned to a ski patrol on 20 April 1944, along with several other men. Three days into their mission, on March 18th, the group was attacked and surrounded by Soviet forces, from which they managed to escape. Koivunen became fatigued after skiing for a long distance, but could not stop. He was also the sole carrier of army-issue Pervitin, or methamphetamine, a stimulant used to remain awake while on duty. Koivunen had trouble pulling out a single pill, so he emptied the entire bottle of thirty capsules into his hand and took them all.
He had a short burst of energy, but then entered into a state of delirium, and lost consciousness. Koivunen remembered waking up the following morning, separated from his patrol and having no supplies. In the following days, he escaped Soviet forces once again, was injured by a land mine, and laid in a ditch for a week waiting for help. After skiing more than 400 km (250 miles) he was found and admitted to a nearby hospital, where his heart rate was measured at 200 beats per minute, double the average human heartbeat, and weighing only 43 kg (94 pounds). In the week Koivunen was gone, he subsisted only on pine buds and a single Siberian jay that he caught and ate raw."
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Wasn't this the russo finish wrote and not ww2
Still going on now look up Captagon !
God Bless Your Perfection
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imaging his unit just looking around to realize "fuck aimo's gone"
There’s always the one kid that ruins the acid trip he was that kid
Then when they found him finally the first words anyone uttered, "fuck Aimo's gone"
And with their accent, everyone thinks they are stupid because they here “fuck, ammo’s gone”
"Shit, we gave him all the drugs"
Which is pretty much par for the course if you've taken enough meth to make a horse break the sound barrier.
This entire story sounds like something straight out of an early access steam survival game.
I read this after just watching a survival game speedrun, and honestly that's pretty damn accurate!
I'm currently playing the long dark and the melted snow in a tin can hit me hard
Maybe there should be a meth themed survival game.
I'd love to play this game.
@@nameless.greyceo `You have to survive in the cold wildreness, fight the soviets, fight the dragons, fight god himself with your bare hands, and win a frozen bird. Frozen bird tastes best with a side of meth.
"He wakes up; he has just punched a tree"
might be the greatest sentence ever uttered.
Bro thought he was Minecraft steve 💀
Imagine you're a soviet regular, already having heard the black legend of the elite Finnish "ghost" soldiers. Encamped in the middle of the forest, you stand restless on your post. Suddenly, you hear a cry in the distance and feel the wind on your face. You turn around and then you see it. An unholy demon speeding towards you, dressed in sooted rags, his eyes big like dinner plates, laughing like a maniac. You draw your rifle, but it is too late. By sheer luck he misses you by an inch. Your squadmates initiate pursuit, but he is simply too fast for mortal men. He is not concerned neither by bullets flying his way or the limits of the human condition that the pursuing party must consider. He is gone, the only thing left is the diabolic laughter in the air. He will be back.
What a wondrous description, bravo friend, bravo.
Excellent
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This was hilarious!
Impressed by his ability to ALWAYS make a fire...no matter how fucked up the situation !! lmao
yea, was thinking the same 😂
Since Finland is perpetually snow covered I guess he would have to have quite the knowledge of fire building.
Right
Lmaoo true
Ask any Finn to make fire.
He wasn't Finnish, he was just getting started...
He wasn’t “Finnish” but he was “Russian”. Come on peoples. I had to go there.
Ha!
That sounds like the early days of my life..except that i came to drigs because i never was able ro fit in...and people with some kind of mental illness,even if its autistic behaviors,than u outmatched and never tells anyone u something or lies to u ,just for getting ahead...its like u know thats something going on and u know because of not making the right assosiation,u will die at the end..because all get pissed off,
That's very Punny!!
Mukava 👍🏼
My favorite part of Aimo’s story (that sadly didn’t make it into the video) was that decades later, a local newspaper ran a contest to see which former Soldiers could send in the most outrageous wartime stories. Aimo placed second.
SECOND PLACE.
Makes me wonder what the first place story was.
First place must have been kidnapped by an alien or something
Or survived getting shot repeatedly. On DDay
@@defaultxr It's the story of a Finnish sniper named Simo Häyhä, or the white death, that killed over thousands by himself and took a bullet to the face. The Russian thought the meth guy was a ghost of the white death, therefore Aimo trolling Russians troops without knowing. 😂
This man tweaked in the Finnish wilderness for two straight weeks, trolled the Soviets and himself, and somehow came back alive. Hats off to Aimo, really.
Not only alive but in decent health after additionally getting maimed by two bombs in a row. Finns are made of something else.
"War, On Drugs"
I see what ya did there 🤣
😂😂😂
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Hey! That's my president's tag line! BTW I live in the Philippines.
Nice very nice 👍😂😂
Simo - world's greatest sniper. Aimo - world's greatest tweaker.
Just think, if they counted all of the Shadow people he killed!!! LMAAAAAAAAAAO!😂😂😂
Lol
@@jayhawkins4945 as a former tweaker this joke gets a 10/10 from me
@@kennydoggins1712 stay strong man!everyday is a gift you have to give to youreself!
They don't do things by halves in the Finnish Army.
Meth addiction actually destroyed my life. I started doing drugs since my teenage, got addicted to meth for over 6 years. I suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Not until my mom recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 3 years totally clean. Never thought I would be saying this about mushrooms.
Amen God bless people. Save your health save your mind. Life is better without heroin, meth, alcohol and cigarettes. And you have more money in your pocket. God bless everyone who has rejected the devils intentions to be addicted to alcohol and cigarettes etc which can cause so much damage to health.
Can you help me with the reliable source 🙏. I'm 56 and have suffered for years with addiction, anxiety and severe ptsd, I got my panic attacks under control myself years ago and they have come back with a vengeance, I'm constantly trying to take full breaths but can't get the full satisfying breath out, it's absolutely crippling me, i live in Germany. I don't know much about these mushrooms. Really need a reliable source!! Can't wait to get them.
Hey! Yes Dr.alishrooms
I'm really happy for you that your mom decided to help you...I hear about alot of family members or so called friends shutting an addict out of their life, which since most addicts do it to mask emotions to me is the worse thing someone can do to an addict.
How do I reach out to him? Is he on insta
I can understand how terrifying and confusing this whole ordeal was for him to experience, and i do empathise with him. But god damn i cant stop laughing at the part where he skied straight through their camp.
I was laughing at the most of the video, have to share with my friends.
It was in no way a terrifying ordeal...meth makes you feel fking invincible and not afraid of anything...ask me how I know
@@robertlee4809 bullshit! Ask me how I know?
I loved the scream as he shot past the Russian soldiers .
Lmaooo the fire scene. He moves everytime the fire spreads. I'm surprised Aimo survived his ordeal. Glad he did because this was one hell of a story
"That's fine" moment.
So basically he went to war, Got fucked up on meth, Went on a crazy ski adventure, got blown up and survives. Kind of jealous.
It was so warm and cozy!
Imagine all the crazy stories we'll never know due to the people who went on wild rides on this but didn't make it
According to some sources he lived to have 9 KIDS AFTERWARDS as well
Everybody gangsta until your imaginary friend steals your gun
my question, is where did he lose his gun?
@@Superbug-tf8zy 400 kilometers is a long way to go, it'd be easy to lose it while tripping on meth in the blinding snow.
Superbug 3003 There is now probably a wolverine with a gun in the russian outback near the finish border ;)
@Mycel could be a crazy Koivunen who took Koivunen's gun and Koivunen mistook Koivunen for a Koivunen
honestly with meth in the equation, its probable
@@trixter7219 The Suomi is also pretty heavy, so if you have no ammo for it its a big burden to carry that thing around.
The part where he just skies right through screaming made me lose it😂😂😂
Hilarious! 🤣😄
Wasn't that a scene from Dances with Wolves 😹
So in summary Aimo:
- Traveled 400km in the snow
- Was forced to LEEROY JENKINS his way through a Russian camp
- Got blown up twice
- Laid out in the elements with his clothes torn in half for several days
All the while tripping balls.
And he somehow managed to survive
If you ever needed proof for the existence of superman, there you go.
“Aimo had been entrusted with a unit’s supply of pervatin.” Yeah maybe just give a few pills to each soldier
Im pretty sure they dont do that because they dont want the soldiers taking them unless absolutely necessary. So entrusting one guy to them means there is a lower chance they will be taken since they will have to ask him for some.
@@zerothekitten5283 leave me with the units supply ... and i will take all of em.. n get high for the entire unit lol
“Yo these pills ain’t shi-“
*Singlehandedly goes COD mode and ends the war*
Aimo was the group's meth head
@@JuanLopez-ss3mz amino- "ayo guys, these pills ain't shi-"
4 weeks later: proceeds to explain his mad asf meth trip
There was a surgeon called Rikhard Sotamaa, who in 1944 during the battle of Tali-Ihantala conducted surgical operations on wounded soldiers for 9 days straight without proper sleep, due to him being the only available surgeon nearby. The only thing keeping him going were these very same meth tablets and cigarettes
god damn, props to the surgeon. I hope everyone turned out fine in the end
@@corvidking468 As fine as you could be after a 9 day meth binge
I’m curious how he didn’t just collapse
@@braym2391 Meth is a hell of a drug
@@Puistokemisti as it seems
I am dying!! The battle yell as he skis through the encampment, he punches a damn tree, and no more tea?!?! Holy Jesus. Why did I wait so long to watch this episode.
4:54 just strikes me as such a Finnish solution to the problem of stumbling on an enemy camp, just yell and ski-yeet your way past them 🤣
i literally can’t stop laughing about “his need for speed turns into, a need for speed”
Yeah that’s may favorite part of the whole video lol great stuff
So weird, i read your comment and wanted to find it in the video and swiped to THE EXACT place it’s said in the video (and to be clear, I hadn’t watched the video).
@Froddobaggins WasmyMilkman wtf? Lol
@@The_ZeroLine do you remember right about where you clicked?
@@budkawa5836 2:39 is where he says that in the video
the part where he just slightly moved away from the fire repeatedly is fucking hilarious
shit had me rollin
this is fine
happens to me to
@@georgyekimov4577 Are you... Aimo, by any chance?
fr and it happened irl
@@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 no im just doing the same thing with all my problemms including fire
5:02
My absolute favourite moment in any of Qixir’s videos
aaaaaaah
@@asheep7797 pp
Aimo and the fire is the first example of ..."this is fine"
I need to make a few corrections to this video. I'm from Finland. He didn't eat all of the pills at once. He swallowed a bunch of them because they were chased by the Russians and they were in hurry. It's not said how many he ate at first, but obviously more than he should have, lol. He also ate the pills later on. It's mentioned that when he had passed the Russian camp and Russians were chasing him again, he at that point also ate those pills to be able to get rid of the chasers. He was part of the Finnish special forces, a commando. They were basically Finlands most elite soldiers who did the most demanding tasks. Maybe that's why he was capable to ski like a madman and maybe those pills had some part as well ;) hahaha. These things happened in March 1944 in between Kantalahti and Salla.The temperatures were in between -15 to -30 Celcius.
A few notes to keep in mind, about him being the Finland version of a green beret, a special forces soldier of an army that with around 15.000 soldiers held off the soviet advance of 450.000 for over a year, (until they declared the soviets winners but with a lot more breathing room than initially demanded by the soviets, as they had a puppet leader in finland).
So you can imagine how freaking good a special forces soldier from such an army is, keeping in mind that the skills they handled best were survival and recconoisance.
An absolute mad lad.
Nice, I have been not far from there :) Love the story
Name,
Its okay. The. Nazi haters are well known for altering history 😂
@@bz3086 what
@@bz3086 ur saying nazi haters like it’s a bad thing
I just love him just skiing through a Russian camp. They must have been like. "Who the hell is that"
Aimo (doing his Obi-wan Kenobi impression as he's zooming through the Russian camp): "I'm not the Finnish soldier you're looking for!"
@@mariakelly1059 Hello there...(Skis past them like a tweaked out Finnish skier)
@@mariakelly1059 No no no it would be
"... -ot the FinniSH SOLDIER YOu're looking -....!!!"
has very similar vibes to that one vine with the guy dressed as a giraffe
"say Colorado!"
"IM A GIRAFFE" *NYRM*
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
His mind was permanently altered for the rest of his life, no doubt. He probably bounced back after a few years but something about that kind of experience will never leave you. Once those kinds of doors are opened they never fully close.
You can't really go through the military and become reprogrammed to kill people and expect to come home with the same sort of mindset at the end of it... I can't imagine having PTSD is any better than what this guy came home with.
@@Joseph-C to be fair he probably went home with both
I think after that grenade trap aimo is very careful about opening doors
This is by far my favorite video on CZcams I have watched it so many times every time I meet someone new I have to play this for them anytime anyone is discussing any War I have to play this for them and I never ever get bored
the fact that he got hit with a mine and a rigged bomb in the space of a minute had me dying with laughter
Don't forget, his trousers had the arse torn out. This was the end of his journey.
Yeah after walking 248 miles too X'O
And in typical meth head fashion is just fine
@@Derek_Wyld skiing tho
Don’t forget the ass out
they should make this into a movie, that was quite an adventure lmao
Only if we can get a Method Actor for the main role...
I can imagine this being a short black comedy movie
@@RogueBoyScout Charlie Sheen
@@RogueBoyScout I think you misspelled "methhead actor" there. Or wait. Method! I get it. The crystal method, of course.
That parts like made for Johny Depp.
The whole story is crazy but the thing that blew my mind is his heart rate of 200bpm when he was rescued. That’s absolutely insane. Mine was 140 after a night of tequila and marijuana and I felt like I was about to die. 200 is stupid high.
This is made even more hilarious to me, because I've experienced something like this.... for a few hours... in a warm, safe house... not in a war zone... lmao I would have died
Good on Aimo for making it! That's one hell of a survival story
“His need for speed was replaced with a need for _speed.”_
goddamnit I love this channel
lmao
I creased so hard at that bit😂😭
Dude went 400km, that's a lot of speed on speed.
CMON ONE MORE LIKE FOR TRIPPLE 6 ON TOP OF TRIPPLE 7 COMMENT!!!!
Y DOES NO ONE PUT TIME STAMPS WHEN QUOTING?!?!
2:40
Just wanna point out how good Aimo is at making fires. I wanna be Aimo in a survival situation.
High on meth?
Too good at making fires, not so good at keeping track of his equipment - nor at finding pine buds for tea
As person who isn't so fond of outdoors, but live in Finland. I can make a fire with knife, wood, and flint & steel. So it comes with living in Finland that you have some sort of survival skills.
@@PotVon well it's not too difficult if you have flint... That's not much more difficult than starting a fire with a lighter
Those who spend time with Aimo tend to disappear on a fairly regular basis. Not recommended.
Trust Me , This story is so close to accurate it is scary for those of us who have been there!
Well Done and Thank you.
Most will never know..but we do🤣🤣🤣
This is far and away the best CZcams channel I have ever discovered.
Does anyone else think this would make an incredible movie.
God yes
Omfg, the blackouts and the hallucinations would be funny asf, and the ability to always make a fire wherever the fuck he is 🤣🤣
5:00 is like something out of a wes Anderson movie
Hit Seth Rogen up with a mail im sure he'll consider the role as Aimo the Tweaker. :P
why is it not though
Of course he's Finnish... If anyone is going to get lost in the freezing cold while tripping balls and survive it's gonna be a Finnish guy.
Meth doesn't normally make you trip balls. It will if you stay up for weeks
Silky Johnson and staying up for weeks would probably feel like tripping balls.....
or a Canadian
😂👍
Fuck yeah it's gonna be us :D
Teenagers: "It feels great to be high!"
Aimo: "Two mines also."
This is simultaneously a very sad yet hilarious tale, thank you Qxir
"No more tea for Aimo" in an Irish brogue sounds straight from a quintessential, sweet lil' night time story.
No tea for aimo cry 😢 😪 mom read me a different bedtime story
"His need for speed was replaced with a need for speed"
This sentence is too perfect
Lol
Lmao 😂
Laughing off my ass off😂
I was about to say that😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"god only knows how he swallowed tirty fockin pills without woter"
"not long after, aiMO"-
A friend of mine actually did a documentary in our school about this tale, with a fireside chat type vibe to it. Watching him explain the story and then have our video production class listen to it while our teacher was shocked was hilarious lol
Please, please, please where can I get a copy of that. I think your friend should distribute it. This is a tale that needs to be told and passed on. Seriously if you can I would love to get one.
π (3.14) 👍
Oh yeah facts. Imma do that except I actually snort dope. Aye man dope ain’t terrible if you aren’t an idiot. 99% of people are idiots to drugs, but I got the good genes.
Pervitin (and other meth products) were not just given to soldiers. You could actually buy it from your local pharmacy, even after the war. It was not declared an illegal drug until 1968 in Finland. There are stories of old people asking for amphetamine in pharmacies all the way up until the 80s or so because they remembered how you could work all day and all night with it.
That's amazing. I looked up pervitin and they still produce it under the name Desoxyn. It's pure methamphetamine...Pure! Lmaooo. Boy they were getting a clean high! I don't even do meth but I do take amphetamines for ADHD.
Pervitin staid in the pharmacy for a long time but its content was changed many times. If I recall it right, the last years it was available, there was no drugs in it, mostly cofeine.
Honestly, if they're 80+, and former soldiers, they've earned the right to go out high as a kite.
Caffeine is only technically a stimulant. It has no Stimulating effects on me. It does help medicines work though for headaches
He said it was "Methamphetamine", which, in the US is generic for Adderall. Methamphetamine is not meth, the street drug.
When I was a kid in primary school we did a health thing where we had to measure our
resting heart rate. There was this one kid named Franz - who always talked super fast and could never sit still.
We all had to give our results -then it came to Franz. The teacher checked him a couple of times.
His resting heart rate was ...175 ! What the heck...no drugs - just super squirrelly.
@@anon_148 my brother in christ, he wasnt shot in serbia
Love your content....
The typical Irish humor with which it's delivered, brings a smile to my otherwise, seemingly endless, oblivion.
It allways makes my day when theres a new tales in a bottle
Tales From the Meth Bottle
Same
From the bottle - the Pervitin bottle
Same here
nanacrammin is that a Xbox profile picture
Aimo: "God i'm tired."
Mysterious Sleep Deprived Inner Voice: "You've got pills."
Aimo: **takes fuckload of them**
Mysterious Voice: "um" **nervous sweating** "dude..."
Aimo: *"L E T S F U C K I N G G O!!!!"*
And he done went
Always listen to that mysterious voice
or voices
@@ncescher1 dnp2
🤣🤣🤣
I'm actually fucking crying with laughter. This is amazing. What a guy.
This would make an amazing film if done from his perspective.
The most shocking thing about all this, is that he managed to live to the age of 71. I can only imagine how many times he has told this story to people who didn't believe him.
Late comment, but he actually didn't tell the story much according to his friends and family because he wasn't sure how much of what he remembered was even real. His complete account comes mostly from a article he finally wrote for a Finnish magazine's war story competition.
His story won the SECOND prize.
@@current9300…. Wh…who won first?
lets be clear. the thumbnail drew us here to great effect.
LMAO it's the guy from bounce by the ounce
Im to late. Its so damn goofy
That's punny
Crystal 😉
Qxir is our boy, been with him for awhile, but that thumbnail is definitely more striking than his usual ones. Gotta grow the community.
Still love this story. I come back every months or so and enjoy the telling of the story again.
"God only knows how he swallowed 30 pills without water."
It's a lot easier than you'd think.
I’m choking after the first pill. You guys know you’re built different but refuse to accept it
This story was extremely interesting, your story telling ability only seems to have made it better
The accent when he says "he's fooked" really puts the cherry on top
Borel 2016 and the meth was the chocolate icing!
i mean it'd be kinda dry without qxir. read the wikipedia article for a sense how this is much better
#Fooked.
I subbed because I believe you
fucking hilarious. As someone who has recovered from a meth addiction, this is a really accurate depiction of the overuse of meth. When its that bad, you cant just seem to anything right or catch a break. Don't do meth kids.
do you also happen to be a finnish
I don't know if it's just an American thing or what but I've seen and heard about people doing the most evil sht after being up for days on meth. That stuff is the devil.
Nah bro if you have a good heart and focused mind you would be good there are demons though
This is by far the best story so far and best telling of it!
Aimo is an absolute legend
"Just like they always say kids, drugs are good for you"
10/10 best quote of 2020
Stay in drugs and don't do school
Sad Cat I had to read that a couple times 😂
As a Ritalin Kiddie I can agree, 10/10 would recommend (its medical name - Methylphenidate - even starts with the word meth lololol)
Except hydroxy Chloroquine. Don’t take that. That keeps the Covid monster away. And we want you to get the shot. We want you to get all the shots.
However, I believe that Mr. Mackey from "South Park" would disagree on that. M-kay?
Dude was probably pushing 150mph through that camp 😂
😂😂😂 flash ah-ah
I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂 he was fooking gone
@@88trapordie best story ever in it 😂😂😂😂
@@un-want3dsh13ldmaiden5 defo 😂😂
Omg THAT is fucking funny as hell bro !!!!
Stories like these make me proud of my Finnish heritage
Just subscribed! You are hilarious... totally read my thoughts every time 😂. Not often I find channels that match my sense of sarcasm or humor so BRAVO and thanks! Now I'm gonna binge you ❤️
This would be a good premise for a horror movie/comedy
Someone get Edgar Wright in the line xD
Evil dead, but there are no deaths, and the only evil is the raging meth addiction, and Bruce Campbell
is a Finnish soldier
The revenant is kinda similar but without the meth and it’s in Canada in the 1700s. It stars Leonardo DiCaprio
Jasper Pääkkönen would be great since he's Finnish and has also had a role in Hollywood.
indeed
Escapes pursuing Russians, gets blown up twice, spends weeks out of his mind on meth, eats a bird raw and gets rescued after two weeks. This guy was a real life Machete.
Two weeks and he still was at 200+ bpm? Holy moly! I wonder what the dosage was. Not many would've survived just the damn OD.
Across the board, Tales From the Bottle has great re-watchability but I've gotta say, this one gets me everytime.
We need a movie of this starring Nicolas Cage.
Kiattawee Chaiwiriya it’s already in production he is really strung out on meth in the pursuit to steal the Declaration of Independence before the zombie natzi get there hands on it.
Gary Busey
Even badder lieutenant
Bad lieutenant was a great Nicolas Cage movie.
Lol
"Although he's so fucked he just builds it in the middle of the floor." 😂
Why was that line del in the most beautiful way, and also you can hear the sadness from the narrator and you can also see the sadness in Aimo's face when he said "he's also lost his cooking pot, so no more tea for Aimo"
I love your comedic take 😅 but he is badass and his heart was indestructible
Great post. V. interesting & you're a good story teller. Thanks.
I laughed so hard that I chocked on water when he skied through the camp
Giovanny Hernandez - I know, right? I was thinking “Ahhhh.....” and then he actually said it. 😂
I just imagine what the Russians were thinking. You're set up there when a single Finnish soldier flies through your camp.
@cristopher wong I'm sorry? (Sorry English is a 3rd language for me, so I'm still working on it, I may have missed a mistake in there, because I don't see it yet)
@@SalahEddineH "what the Russians were thinking." - blyat, another one ! how much speed do these guys have ?
i'm just imagining the rationale behind it.
"well they're not expecting it, it'll work. I know i could go around but they'll have scouts anyway. fuck it; it'll be hilarious and badass."
"I'm gonna take these pills and handle my shit!" -soldier about to lose his shit
Replace "soldier" with "modern human".
@@letzte_maahsname Nah cuz that has nothing to do with the story
Showing LOVE for the channel thank you for this great video honestly I personally loved it. Have a gooden y'all
“I’ve been entrusted with the units meth supply.” *popeye music starts playing*
hahaha!! 🤣
lmao 💀
TOPKEK :popcorn:
We finally know what's been in his pipe that gives him his strength.
@@dsandoval9396 more spinach
Him just skiing through the Russian camp is fucking hilarious. I can only imagine what those Russians were thinking as they see a Finnish guy just skiing by.
Awesome video, best story ever. 😂👍
5:00 Great strategy, I couldn't stop laughing. 🤣
So he tweaked his way to safety. 🥴
The Suomi KP-31 lends itself quite well to the minimalist art style used here. Great vid!
anyone interested in this topic, i'd highly recommend reading _blitzed_ by norman ohler
Fantastic read I highly recommend it as well! such a NUMBER of hard drugs used back then its intriguing
Another one for the wish list! Thanks for the recommendation.
I wish someone would make a movie about his trip
fear and loathing in finland
Thad be craaaazy
Seth Rogan plays his character
@@nolainacorolla2556 Seth rogen could make a stoner comedy version xD
@@moonliteX this comment made me laugh so much harder than i probably should have 😅😂
That skiing through the camp scene is probably the funniest animation I've ever seen
You always tell the best, most dramatic stories and I love it. There's also a Vietnam edition of this, where a US Soldier on acid and weed fights a bunch of Vietcong.
publically funded meth addiction? Times were different back then. Not better ,just different
It's the Nazis. If they're not doing something that's wrong, they're doing something thats weird.
@@iverkjellkken6569 he's hinting that is the same today with opioids, thatd why is 'different' and not 'better'
Just remember they used to put cocaine in coca cola that's how it legit got its name from yup
They still use amphetamines salts for solders so its not really that different just a different name
@@SkyJUSTIN6 and that too
“He wakes up, he has just punched a tree” im wheezing
Damm, what did the tree ever do to him?
bro thought he was playing minecraft before minecraft.
This is by FAR the best story i have ever heard
Thank you for the great vid.
As a finnish person, it's great to know that the first time you talk about someone from finland, it's about them overdosing. Great.
You guys there got some awesome breakfast especially that blörö stuff
Lex Bright Raven You gotta do what you gotta do
@Lex Bright Raven we had no other choice dumbass
He “Finnish”ed life early because of the meth
Lex Bright Raven I mean Britain refused to help Finland against the Soviets Probably because they where coffee drinkers.
My man, this is one of your biggest videos and it’s the first one I always send to my friends to introduce them to your channel.
Love your work and thank You for being my bedtime storyteller for months ❤
I did speed, when younger, lots of it. It's fking nasty stuff, I would be up for days. The paranoia was horrendous and to be honest, has never left me. Stay away folks.
I was forced to take Ritalin. Yes this is why, even in my 30s ive still got serious issues with Insonia, Paranoia, Memory & impulse control issues, the list goes on. I didn't have a chem imbalance until they gave me Ritalin. I was simply a little autistic with asshole parents and a mind that would never shut off because it's FUCKING BRILLIANT. I was learning Astrophysics and Electronics engineering at 12yo so YOU do the math... I truly 'hyper' active. In a GOOD way ffs. it's a tradedy.
@@glytchd Sad to hear man, hope you still found a good way to apply that brain of yours. I used ritalin once on a party, and was quite surprised by how noticable the effect was. Giving this stuff to kids everyday simply because they're different was such a stupid idea.
@@glytchd "Pilling them softly."
Your story is relatable to many.
This story is all method up yo!
@@glytchd Believe it or not the brain not shutting off is down to melatonin not being produced. I have peer reviewed medical journal articles for this. It is something incredibly easy to solve too. All plants produce melatonin (as do all animals) and tart cherries produce way more than most. Organic tart cherry juice seems to work for most with this specific issue as it contains plenty of melatonin. Bitter cakes (made with hops) also work but taste bloody aweful and the hops being a natural weakish antibiotic will screw up your digestive system.
5:55 that old friend really did him 😂
Really said, “you’ve got a friend in me”
He had that million mile meth stare in his photo
That is the face of a man who stared into the face of death and laughed.
@@dannylamb456 That is the face of a man who stared into the face of death and drooled.
this deserved more likes; kinda glad not everyone recognizes it
Lol I hate you 😭
Crackhead
Don't worry qxir, we may not have a meth problem in ireland, but we certainly have a heroin one
Hard to say what's worse tbh. Both will take your soul and spit you out.
@@yommmrr facts. One good look at some of the people in dublin city can confirm that
@@Aegis--- it's just so sad because if you asked any of them they'd say that they never would've touched it I'd they knew what it would do to them. They all hate themselves for it. Just a waste of human life.
@@yommmrr Heorin. It's heroin. Heroin is 1000000000000000000% worse than meth because it causes a PHYSICAL addiction in the body, whereas meth addiction does not. Meth doesn't give withdraws - a meth user can stop using meth ANY time and all that will happen is they will sleep a lot because the body's repairing itself, and eating a lot to catch up for all the food not eaten while on meth... it's a mental addiction, the person enjoys it a lot so they are hooked. With heroin, however, you get horrible withdraws that stop you from getting clean even if you desperately want to. I was a heroin addict for 6 years and HATED the drug for most that time but couldn't get off it because of how horrifying the withdraws are. Been in and out of rehabs during that time, seen thousands of meth addicts and thousands of heroin addicts, i know the difference.
@@anonyninja7737 dont have to tell me bud I've been there with both. Both take a hold of your life while you're doing it but yes nothing comes close to h withdrawals
I loved your narration on aimo, great story telling x
This is my favorite tale from the bottle.
“He is starving, in pain, weak and cold”.... but he’s high so even steven
The high won't last anywhere that long ASSUMING his heart survived the overdose...PURE FICTION!
Cameron Bruce Bro feins are different different 😂 especially he probably been popping that shit the whole war he was already in peak fein state
Cameron Bruce I seen a nigga die from a overdose no pulse nd all get revived nd say he was just taking a nap 😂😭😭 them drugs turn you into smth else
@@grindtilldeath Circulation would have not been shutdown for long OR the brain would die.
PS. Desoxyephedrine or N Methyl Amphetamine* has a longer duration HOWEVER it has a milder "PRESSER" action compared to Amphetamine.
*Originates from Ephedrine originally from the plant Ephedra Vulgaris. (An infusion was nicknamed "Horehouse Tea" that the East India Company, BRITISH DRUG DEALERS discovered in China.)
Cameron Bruce welp idk cuz im not a doctor but he was painting or smth then just passed out nd was dead we called his name shook him i aint gon lie someone smacked him 😂 the ambulance came nd gave him a narcant or however you spell it nd i guess basically got the drugs out his system nd he woke back up.
iont think he did meth tho he was high on crack or heroin we ont sell meth in baltimore 😂
German soldier: Woah, you look a little kaput out. Are you okay?
Aimo: I thought my life was Finnish, but Aimo K.
Heyoooooooooo...
_(5 hours later)_
... OOOOOOOOOO...!!!...
👁👄👁
Kaputt
Hot damn, that was funny and when it was quite obvious no-one else has said it. Good job. Here, have an internet respect and a "one thumb up".
You did good.
Thanks for the good video . Enjoyed it .
Every time this video pops up in my CZcams cycle, it's hard not to watch. Hell of a story.
Finally you tell something about one of our boiz
nyt on ylpee olo suomalaisita
Xdddddddddddd ebin
Fugg :DD (I'm not finnish)
:DD
Im lucky to be finnish