@@mediahits9683 NOPE! Donald Trump keeps marrying all these useless dumb bitches. A man of his stature, wealth and power should keep piping 18-25 year old pussy every day of the week.
Marcy: Violence on TV desensitizes people. Al: Well so does marriage and they haven't cancelled *that* yet! -One of many jokes from this show that I didn't get when I was a kid but it makes PERFECT sense now.
@@reoencarcelado5904 not if she's dead. (Just in case - for those who didn't watch the show, this is from the same show) Who's that riding across the plain? Who's lost count of the wives he's slain? Who's the man who's plumb insane? Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad!
I said that in Cumberland Farms a few weeks ago to a guy saying he just got his marriage license that day. Not sure if he didn't get it or what. Deer in the headlight look. HA. Some "Snowflakes " didn't appreciate it though. NO sense of humor now a days. It's to bad.
@@neilparmar5705tell them: ⬇️ 1. “it’s CHEAPER! 2. “i can’t afford it.” 3. “my wallet can’t take it.” 4. “my blood-pressure wouldn’t withstand-it.” 5. “i can’t take the drama.” and any other you can come-up with.
@@novembercherry4 Yes, she really was unbearable during the last few seasons. I think the writers let Marcy win a bit too much in the last years. That might have something to do with allowing Amanda Bearse having a little too much input in the scripts, at least from what I've heard.
That is a good question. Why can't a Marriage licenses expire ? It would bring down the divorce rate. Couples would get a choice to renew their Marriage licenses or move on.
It's very funny but very true [''Marriage is like a besieged city, those who are outside want to enter, those who are inside want to come out'' (Arab Saying)]. The best part are when Al Bundy says it's stupid to get married and why marriage license can't expire.
Anybody got the clip where he is playing a a board game with the family and he drifts off into a dream and the voice of his high school buddy comes in and mentions something about rocking the pleats off the cheerleaders skirts please
Me to Marcy if I were Al: "My point to you, overbearing Karen, is who died and made YOU queen? Who are you to decide what people should or shouldn't watch? Don't like the show, don't watch it. But you don't have to spoil it for everyone who don't share your point of view." Then I'd finish it off with a chicken joke, lol.😆
4 Weddings and a funeral.
5 of the same thing.
Brilliant!
America needs more men like Al Bundy. Real or not, he has honesty AND balls. A true role model.
We got one for president!
@@mediahits9683 NOPE! Donald Trump keeps marrying all these useless dumb bitches. A man of his stature, wealth and power should keep piping 18-25 year old pussy every day of the week.
And he worked in a shoe store probsbly because he couldn't put up with the BS in corporate culture
Agreed! Life lessons!
When does your prison term end? lol
Marcy: Violence on TV desensitizes people.
Al: Well so does marriage and they haven't cancelled *that* yet!
-One of many jokes from this show that I didn't get when I was a kid but it makes PERFECT sense now.
"Expired driver's LICENCE..... why can't a MARRIAGE licence do that!??"
GOLD
It does, it's called a divorce
@@destructiveblue actually expired licenses (example: a expired Driver's-licence) are much cheaper than a divorce.
@@reoencarcelado5904 not if she's dead. (Just in case - for those who didn't watch the show, this is from the same show)
Who's that riding across the plain?
Who's lost count of the wives he's slain?
Who's the man who's plumb insane?
Psycho Dad,
Psycho Dad,
Psycho Dad!
@@destructiveblue then you get investigated by the damn cops! O_O
Socrates.....Voltaire.....Nietzsche.....Bundy.
You got the order wrong...
Philosophy 🤣
Speaketh the truth.
Don't forget Diogenes another Based Philosophy of Socrates Time
Bundy first.
Expired driver license, why can't a marriage license do that?
Al got a point there.
They have that. It's called a Divorce.
So funny the writing
I said that in Cumberland Farms a few weeks ago to a guy saying he just got his marriage license that day.
Not sure if he didn't get it or what.
Deer in the headlight look.
HA.
Some "Snowflakes " didn't appreciate it though.
NO sense of humor now a days.
It's to bad.
Because divorce lawyers would be out of work if ending a marriage without a spouse dying was that simple.
Later in that scene (not shown here):
Jefferson: whats your blind spot?
Al: four beers and a redhead.
😂😂
Al Bundy: The Man, The Myth, The Legend!
Amen.
Just like scott sterling !
Preach
"Dad, I got a problem. I did something really stupid."
"Oh son, you didn't marry, did you?"
My family keeps wondering why I haven't married yet.
@@neilparmar5705tell them: ⬇️
1. “it’s CHEAPER!
2. “i can’t afford it.”
3. “my wallet can’t take it.”
4. “my blood-pressure wouldn’t withstand-it.”
5. “i can’t take the drama.”
and any other you can come-up with.
84 killings in one hour..
"well, a man's gotta reload!"
LOL!!!
Sounds like Dirty Harry
I didn't like cause it's on 69..
I can’t believe I just got that. 🤣🤣🤣 Great comeback. Freakin Marcy Darcy is so mean.
@@novembercherry4 Yes, she really was unbearable during the last few seasons.
I think the writers let Marcy win a bit too much in the last years. That might have something to do with allowing Amanda Bearse having a little too much input in the scripts, at least from what I've heard.
"Expired driver's license. Why can't a marriage license do that?"
XD
I love how Jefferson always laughing when Al says a joke esp at Marcy. But the marriage one on the last clip. One of my fave lines from Al. 😂😂😂
Marcy: "My point, earwig, is violence on TV desensitizes people."
Al: "Well so has marriage and they haven't cancel it yet."
Boyzkgang92666
Despite all my letters.
Glad I wasn't the only one that caught that!
So fn funny
AL Bundy modern day philosopher .
philosopher
husband
father
shoe salesman
how does he do it all?
He always had the best one liners. 😂😂😂😂
I remember laughing so hard watching these shows. Man I miss old Al.
That last line is pure gold!!!!!
one of the funniest shows ever
Correction... It's in all likelihood, the funniest show ever...
Never found it funny. What Al Bundy was saying was simply GOSPEL TRUTH!
Nothing funny. Everything is real. This show is reality.
I want a show like that today.
DVD boxset, my friend.
What she says: "All we have to do, is find a movie we can both watch".
What she means : "Lets find a movie that I like, and you hate."
Psycho Dad should've been a Married with Children spinoff!!!
Al brings up good point. Every license you get expires except marriage.
al bundy: the man who married for our sins
That is a good question. Why can't a Marriage licenses expire ? It would bring down the divorce rate. Couples would get a choice to renew their Marriage licenses or move on.
cant make money off of that.
@@deathrager2404 but if they renew they could make money off of that
"She" would still want 65% of everything at the expiration of the license, whether or not she contributed a dime during the marriage.
Everybody likes that idea.
@@rreidnauer 65%? bullet is cheaper
thank god TBS still plays Al Bundy... Marriage license expiring..? LOL!
It's very funny but very true [''Marriage is like a besieged city, those who are outside want to enter, those who are inside want to come out'' (Arab Saying)]. The best part are when Al Bundy says it's stupid to get married and why marriage license can't expire.
Marriage is like a Tornado: "In the beginning there's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house".
Great Idea marriage licenses expire every 2 years and must be renewed.
Totally!
All hail the gospel of wisdom by the prophet Al Bundy, dictator of Earth and saviour of man
Sean Bateman hahahahahahahagahs
Amen
Amen to reverend al 🤣🤣
Greatest dad and father on TV!
This is a real man
I hereby knight you, Sir Al Bundy, you may rise
The last one is SO TRUE!!!!! lol
Expired drivers license, why can a marriage license do that……..LMAO
Actually not bad idea.
“That’s five of the same thing, isn’t it?”
yea, why can't a marriage license expire?? GREAT QUESTION! lol
And this is why we don;t have good television anymore. 0:15
Expired driver's LICENSE....... why can't a MARRIAGE licence do that!??
Marriage is a business relationship. Supply and demand. The man supplies and the woman demands.
Marcy..the champion for calling people names.
In the last bit, they left out the part where Jefferson asks Al what his blind spot is, and Al says, "Two beers and a redhead."
Jefferson (Ted McGinley) was in "Revenge Of The Nerds".
He was "Stan Gabel"; the quarterback for the Alpha Betas.
🏈
just remember to reload!
The undisputed legend of our childhood
Yeah! Why do marriage licenses never expire? That’s actually a good question!
The wisest of all men
I liked Jefferson laughing at Al.
“Mans got to reload”
Theverybestofailbundy
It just means one person is married and doesn't regret it. ;)
Al is the man .
I think Al would love my what my GF's opinion on marriage is. She'd said: "Marriage? To hell with that shit." LOL
Al is .my hero
Al's right, why don't we have expiration dates on marriage licenses?! 😏
@@Wis_Dom That is not right.
King AL Bundy. He was the man.
This show was ahead of its time... 🤔
So much funnier than Modern Family
All is the man that makes life hell look good
Expired drivers license why can’t a marriage license do that
GOAT! Al Bundy.
That’s HONORABLE REVEREND BUNDY to you
That's kind of five of the same thing... I lost it...
I think married with children was the real life version of family guy 🤣🤣🤣......... they had no chill
Damn. I love Al Bundy. He was the show. Without him the show would have sucked. I wouldn't have watched it. Al Bundy was the man.
An expired drivers license.
Why cant a marriage license do that?
😂😂😂😂
Oh hell, that's right! What's a good penance for my error? LOL
These jokes have aged very well. Poor Johnny Depp
Al Bundy called out the current marriage situation back in the 90’s!
"I notice that your marriage license has expired ", OK, I will get rid of her, no such luck, we get screwed from every angle.
Easy solution *GET KNEE DEEP IN SEVERAL COLLEGE INTERNS* 🥃😎 it’s the patriotic thing to do
Legend
Tests tests te if it wasn't for Peg I wouldn't have to take the test expired drivers licence why can't a marriage license do that...great point Al
1:03 what a minute what the hell was that kinda store where you buy movies? And that was the rectangle thing Al was holding?
I hope you're joking. It's hard to tell nowadays.
You are paying for a round of drinks at the next No Ma'am meeting at the nudie bar.
OOH YEAH KANE KEKE MY PARENTS REMEMBER THIS FUNNY TV SERIES AND WE ALL ENJOYED
Al made a good point, why don't marriage licenses have an expiration date?
Anybody got the clip where he is playing a a board game with the family and he drifts off into a dream and the voice of his high school buddy comes in and mentions something about rocking the pleats off the cheerleaders skirts please
Marcy: "My point, earwig, is violence on TV desensitizes people."
Me: Well so is Biden and they haven't cancel him yet.
Me to Marcy if I were Al: "My point to you, overbearing Karen, is who died and made YOU queen? Who are you to decide what people should or shouldn't watch? Don't like the show, don't watch it. But you don't have to spoil it for everyone who don't share your point of view."
Then I'd finish it off with a chicken joke, lol.😆
0:48 'Dutch' reference
1:29/1:30 (1:33Haha😂 I wish!😂
Women of today make Al Bundy look like Nostradamus.
Bud: Dad, I got a problem..... yeah, I did something really stupid. Al: oh son, you didn't marry did you??
Something tells me this show wouldn't make it today...
1:11 Five of the same thing
A man has to reload!
Marcy was the start of the liberal agenda.😊
Odd? She was a republican on the show.
Bundy would object to be on that list because it included Voltaire - a French guy.
@bbbdinoo ah i see. thanks.
31 thumbs down liberals lol
@simpsonNirvana94 what do you mean?
@thesmashmaster he means that the 1 person that disliked is married
People cheering and laughing...and yet afterwards, men go out and marry and have kids. People don't make sense.
Al Bundy is the definition of purple pilled lol, he was ahead of his time
I've never been divorced
Despite all my letters.
I have said NO to that try youtube tv like trillion times now...give it a rest
Lollllll 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭😭
How many people here have done the stupid thing that Al told Bud not to do?
He was good at math
#ALSTRODAMUS
I wonder if the reason he never left his family or divorced Peg was that he was too lazy?
Back before the pussies took over