By the way, Can You Survive a Nuclear War?

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  • @dominickmarlow448
    @dominickmarlow448 Před 5 lety +3435

    Why did poor innocent Hosuh go to the dark side. Stephen has finally corrupted him.

    • @floricel_112
      @floricel_112 Před 5 lety +144

      Dominick Marlow the most innocent ones are the most corruptable

    • @dominickmarlow448
      @dominickmarlow448 Před 5 lety +16

      @Liam Dysart I'm not five thats my little brother

    • @tomrob0697
      @tomrob0697 Před 5 lety +30

      The innocent piece of bread that is Hosuh has been infected by the virus that is Stephen

    • @user-fm4nu1tl4p
      @user-fm4nu1tl4p Před 5 lety +18

      Hosuh isn't innocent. He's a sociopath.

    • @jessicamartin8557
      @jessicamartin8557 Před 5 lety +25

      Does any one else find Stephen AND Hosuh ADORABLE
      Leave a reply who's your favorite danplan charecter?

  • @bigchungus2759
    @bigchungus2759 Před 5 lety +4732

    How you doing?
    Pretty g--
    *OH MY GOD A NUCLEAR BOMB CLOSE YOUR EYES*

    • @astronomalia
      @astronomalia Před 5 lety +89

      *Your username hit me hard when I read it*

    • @Ars3n0
      @Ars3n0 Před 5 lety +22

      as much as i want to like this comment it's at 666 likes and I don't want to ruin it

    • @saintchickennuggetthe3ed864
      @saintchickennuggetthe3ed864 Před 5 lety +9

      BIG CHUNGUS (is this lily if this is lily I swear to god) do you like sitting on fungus ARE YOU CHUNGUS ON A FUNGUS

    • @greigmclelland6372
      @greigmclelland6372 Před 4 lety +1

      Is this actually big Chung's uwu gamer

    • @firecitrus
      @firecitrus Před 4 lety +5

      Ohmy god LORD CHUNGUS
      *I AM BLESSED BY YOUR PRESENCE*

  • @rodesu9572
    @rodesu9572 Před 3 lety +1373

    People with huge ass thumbs 8 kilometers away:
    We're safe
    the explosion : no your not

  • @cynthiapenalosa9575
    @cynthiapenalosa9575 Před 3 lety +1002

    I really love this trio so much 😭
    I miss them.
    I miss stephen being funny and naughty.
    I miss Dan being a big brother to Hosuh and Stephen.
    I miss hosuh's warmth presence

    • @freakyrenta
      @freakyrenta Před 3 lety +1

      😳

    • @alpacamari1874
      @alpacamari1874 Před 2 lety +32

      Dans a jerk.Stephen and Hosuh all the way

    • @cattea2345
      @cattea2345 Před 2 lety +46

      Congratulations you have officially brought me to the verge of tears

    • @blup9946
      @blup9946 Před 2 lety +2

      @@alpacamari1874 how is he a jerk

    • @Fuff69
      @Fuff69 Před 2 lety +12

      @@blup9946 cuz uh idk the whole story but he said some rlly shitty stuff to them and they left or sumn

  • @Kirbyfan1
    @Kirbyfan1 Před 5 lety +2683

    'I'm going to use religion as a weapon'
    -Stephen 2019

    • @scp--297
      @scp--297 Před 5 lety +11

      Me.

    • @swazzey116
      @swazzey116 Před 5 lety +4

      yo m8 nice profile pic

    • @mono-color2767
      @mono-color2767 Před 5 lety +12

      Benjamin Franklin did it to convince France to ally.
      He dressed up as a religious person who is known not to lie.
      So he could lie.
      Therefore Stephen is as smart as Benjamin Franklin and can shoot whoever he wants amen I never lie

    • @zhanel6412
      @zhanel6412 Před 5 lety +14

      You can make religion out of this.

    • @Amari18
      @Amari18 Před 5 lety +7

      And pour holy water on the nuclear bomb

  • @coldcano771
    @coldcano771 Před 5 lety +2872

    I think Stephan actually makes sense when it comes to survival

  • @mountaineer4637
    @mountaineer4637 Před 3 lety +323

    "You will need to stay in for 2 week”
    *Laughs in quarantine*

    • @HiHello-cw9vc
      @HiHello-cw9vc Před 3 lety

      Hahaha

    • @Kxy2x
      @Kxy2x Před 2 lety

      Always have to find out a way to make it about quarantine. Someone says stay inside? "tHey preJicTed quArwentYne" Someone says wear a mask? "ThEy prEdicyRed aqUqaRintiNe" SHUSH OK

    • @jaredjosephsongheng372
      @jaredjosephsongheng372 Před rokem

      Hmmm they may have predicted nuclear war too

    • @Suo_kongque
      @Suo_kongque Před 11 měsíci

      @@Kxy2xOverreaction much?

  • @kevinriordan8150
    @kevinriordan8150 Před 3 lety +95

    Hosah: 2 weeks?!? That's a long time!
    Everyone who has been in quarantine for the past 9 months: Pathetic

  • @evanfitzsimmons6975
    @evanfitzsimmons6975 Před 5 lety +3456

    Dan: Someone is at your door, what do you do?
    Stephen: SHhOoT tHeM!

  • @sweetpotato4389
    @sweetpotato4389 Před 5 lety +1661

    "My morality is pitch black, how dare you judge my morality"😂😂

  • @Midnight_Wolf13
    @Midnight_Wolf13 Před 3 lety +66

    Stephen: mOrAliTy iS sTuPiD
    Patton Sanders: * cries in corner *

  • @ManasiUnscripted
    @ManasiUnscripted Před 3 lety +58

    "First thing you do is take a shower"
    Ummmm Corona, is that you???

    • @AngelTorres-vm4nn
      @AngelTorres-vm4nn Před 3 lety +2

      You have been living in the past this video came out a long time ago before Corona

    • @ManasiUnscripted
      @ManasiUnscripted Před 3 lety +2

      @@AngelTorres-vm4nn I know this is from a long time ago. I can see the time it was posted you know. It just matched with the current situation that's why I said it.

    • @puppetplayz2455
      @puppetplayz2455 Před 3 lety +2

      No this is fallout

  • @luciidtears8166
    @luciidtears8166 Před 5 lety +871

    I guess Stephan is blind now,
    welp, he will definitely survive BirdBox now!

  • @sirsneakyniek6324
    @sirsneakyniek6324 Před 5 lety +540

    Nuclear bomb
    Dan: close your eyes

  • @cynthiapenalosa9575
    @cynthiapenalosa9575 Před 3 lety +51

    I miss this best trio ever:
    Dan the good guy with more fun ideas on his mind
    Hosuh the warmest guy in the trio who brings comfort to anyone.
    Stephen the best guy with good sense of humor.
    This trio is very balanced.
    Miss them so much.

  • @divine3988
    @divine3988 Před rokem +16

    POV: It’s been 4 years since Stephan and Hosuh was in a Dan plan video

  • @ZeBunni
    @ZeBunni Před 5 lety +5431

    Stevens laugh is absolutely adorable and psychotic

  • @moredank5539
    @moredank5539 Před 5 lety +6859

    These videos are low key preparing us for the worst

    • @coldcano771
      @coldcano771 Před 5 lety +59

      Your right

    • @witch1867
      @witch1867 Před 5 lety +167

      And the way they give informations are better and much more interesting

    • @winniethepooh544
      @winniethepooh544 Před 5 lety +36

      Yup, and it's fun to see what others think

    • @witch1867
      @witch1867 Před 5 lety +11

      @@oddie8799 that's a bit mean but yea... Totally... 😂 😂

    • @stanyoonjinforeheads1618
      @stanyoonjinforeheads1618 Před 5 lety +15

      @@oddie8799 Actually these videos are showing how similar our thoughts are to Stephen... :3

  • @shauryamakkar335
    @shauryamakkar335 Před 3 lety +24

    Steven: "I'm gonna use relegion as a weapon"
    Me: *well that's not new...*

  • @Div19857
    @Div19857 Před 2 lety +62

    Daniel: "Who doesn't like audible?"
    Me: "Deaf people."

  • @htw.015
    @htw.015 Před 5 lety +2290

    *What if Stephen was the one who set off the nuclear missiles? That would explain why he knows what to wear, where to go etc*

    • @deathwar7742
      @deathwar7742 Před 5 lety +24

      Yes I Agree

    • @viceakin6401
      @viceakin6401 Před 5 lety +21

      WHAT IF STEPHEN IS THE POSTAL DUDE?!

    • @littlebigkids3257
      @littlebigkids3257 Před 5 lety +12

      Cassis Lekker Stephen wants to know your location Stephen: *BING* Stephen: :o *checks phone* Donald Trump wants to know your location

    • @frogribbit7891
      @frogribbit7891 Před 5 lety +6

      *Illuminati song starts playing in the background*

    • @gamerovertron
      @gamerovertron Před 5 lety +6

      Stephen: Ahhh i need your location please
      Me: Why?
      Stephen: incase of a nuclear bomb landing. We want to get here if one lands to ahhhhh... escort you... yah... escort you to safety
      Me: Ok
      Stephen: *looks away* *snickers to himself* leaves
      Stephan: *sends nukes house*

  • @FlamingoCutie
    @FlamingoCutie Před 4 lety +3240

    Me: *sees mushroom cloud*
    Classmates: *panicking*
    Teacher: THE BOMB DOSENT DISMISS YOU, I DO

  • @vintagedigs2230
    @vintagedigs2230 Před 3 lety +116

    Never in my life have a heard someone say "I'm gonna use my religion AS A WEAPON"

    • @sapphivre9617
      @sapphivre9617 Před 3 lety +6

      Clearly you haven't met Hitler or the divine right of kings yet🤭

    • @BeelAki
      @BeelAki Před 3 lety

      @@sapphivre9617 Y only bad people? 💀

    • @sapphivre9617
      @sapphivre9617 Před 3 lety

      @@BeelAki well the divine rights of king was bs but it wasn't necessarily "bad" lmao

    • @wingsofkuiper1841
      @wingsofkuiper1841 Před 2 lety +5

      CLEARLY you haven't met a violently homophobic christian

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 Před 2 lety +1

      hOmopHOBES quaking rn

  • @RayAnimations..
    @RayAnimations.. Před 2 lety +5

    This aged well in 2022

  • @samtheman7642
    @samtheman7642 Před 4 lety +4040

    Me last year: heh, this is pretty funny
    Me now: *takes notes*

    • @evie7222
      @evie7222 Před 4 lety +72

      Sam The Man yeah y’know getting ready for ww3 (lmao unless I just completely mis read that sentence)

    • @avic3148
      @avic3148 Před 4 lety +23

      Sameee

    • @starplatinum692
      @starplatinum692 Před 4 lety +25

      *STEALS NOTES* NYEH HEH HEH

    • @aasiancracker-_2465
      @aasiancracker-_2465 Před 4 lety +11

      I have to be prepared for IRAN will nukes us take cover defaults

    • @roseyposey9903
      @roseyposey9903 Před 4 lety

      Is the war only gonna be in American and Iran?

  • @gordier6787
    @gordier6787 Před 5 lety +1513

    2:48
    Not so fun fact! Radiation travels at the speed of light, if you can see the mushroom cloud, you’ve already been covered in radiation

    • @Tri_Nitro
      @Tri_Nitro Před 5 lety +136

      According to collected data, the radiation radius with 1 Mt is around 3,2 km from the explosion site. Thermal radiation spans around 12 km from site, may vary due to terrain

    • @gordier6787
      @gordier6787 Před 5 lety +43

      Oh, cool. I didn’t know that

    • @Tri_Nitro
      @Tri_Nitro Před 5 lety +22

      @@gordier6787 The handy app you can use for fast checking nuclear bomb ranges is NukeBlast for Android

    • @vortexthe1st508
      @vortexthe1st508 Před 5 lety +36

      *OH SHII-*
      Welp....
      Guess I'm a Demodog

    • @sharlivee
      @sharlivee Před 5 lety +6

      Nice to know. Although that might never happen, that will help if it ever will.

  • @Vynthe
    @Vynthe Před 3 lety +16

    0:13 Dan said, “ You’d go blind, you’d have retinal scars, you can’t see.” I don’t think he knows that if you go blind you can’t see.

  • @isabellgray3930
    @isabellgray3930 Před 3 lety +11

    I love that Hosuh is becoming more and more brutal as these videos go on.

  • @syannalcorn6364
    @syannalcorn6364 Před 5 lety +487

    "Morality is stupid" Says the one who was all friendly on the zombie apocalypse

    • @sl8103
      @sl8103 Před 5 lety +13

      Syann Alcorn he did that for his own benefit though. So it’s still the more selfish option

    • @syannalcorn6364
      @syannalcorn6364 Před 5 lety

      @@sl8103 r/wooooosh?????
      Idk maybe...

    • @pastawhore6276
      @pastawhore6276 Před 5 lety +2

      Well how else was he going to get his weapons for Christmas
      All his other ones have to much evidence

  • @i_fail_english2792
    @i_fail_english2792 Před 4 lety +3508

    Stephen: I shall use religion as a weapon.
    *throws Bible at someones head*

  • @tarotaro3862
    @tarotaro3862 Před 2 lety +7

    lol herer after ww3

  • @dergrosseeierman
    @dergrosseeierman Před 2 lety +4

    2022: This aged terribly.

  • @_guerra4671
    @_guerra4671 Před 5 lety +4927

    Next episode should be "by the way, can u survive living with Stephen?"

    • @zm1639
      @zm1639 Před 5 lety +127

      No no you cannot

    • @yujian3745
      @yujian3745 Před 5 lety +22

      @@zm1639 He didn't ask if you will survive living with steven.

    • @yujian3745
      @yujian3745 Před 5 lety +7

      @Midori Gurin Wolf I'll kill sthepehn

    • @yujian3745
      @yujian3745 Před 5 lety +3

      @Midori Gurin Wolf I SAID I'LL KILL STEPHEN

    • @ANGEL-bx4il
      @ANGEL-bx4il Před 5 lety

      No. No.

  • @ramen7966
    @ramen7966 Před 5 lety +567

    "How dare you shoot a person cause you think he's a zombie?"
    " *How dare he be a zombie?* "
    Best counter ever

    • @zoomer1673
      @zoomer1673 Před 4 lety +2

      *”parry this you filthy casual”*

  • @kokichioma7424
    @kokichioma7424 Před 3 lety +4

    god this hit so hatd now that Steven left and holsa went to war

    • @sal-tg6um
      @sal-tg6um Před 3 lety

      he didnt go to war 💀 he went to the military, some of the military doesnt go in war

  • @rayenelarguet3350
    @rayenelarguet3350 Před 2 lety +3

    I came back to this after a few years just in case.

  • @anonymousplayer5883
    @anonymousplayer5883 Před 5 lety +1268

    Dan "s-s-s-STEVEN STOP TALKING. YOU'RE KILLING MY BRAIN CELLS"😂👌

  • @user-zg7qn1yb5v
    @user-zg7qn1yb5v Před 5 lety +1310

    1. Shower.
    2. White clothes
    3. Supplies.
    4. Hideout.
    5. Get experienced people.
    6. Family?

    • @wolfe8427
      @wolfe8427 Před 5 lety +11

      All of that's good, but leave the related family and find the friends.

    • @user-yt2jc6yq2b
      @user-yt2jc6yq2b Před 5 lety +7

      @Liam Dysart
      My friends are idiots nah boi
      We literally discussed it
      And they said the most dumb things ever xD

    • @erinpeppard7482
      @erinpeppard7482 Před 5 lety +4

      T•\

    • @codedmonster4-560
      @codedmonster4-560 Před 5 lety +10

      @@erinpeppard7482 in short term yes long term no as family is a lot easier to stay with as you are drawn to them plus its likely that you will be more civilised togather

    • @donfrekindie2205
      @donfrekindie2205 Před 5 lety +4

      Fuck family

  • @haffaman2840
    @haffaman2840 Před 3 lety +5

    5:26
    "Morality is stupid"
    I know Stephen was a genius but with this sentences he is my god he is absolutely right

  • @michaeltheugly8775
    @michaeltheugly8775 Před rokem +2

    “Morality is stupid”
    -Stephen

  • @guesswho2056
    @guesswho2056 Před 4 lety +1493

    Stephen: “I’ll kill everyone”
    Also Stephen: “ LETS GO TO DISNEYLAND”

    • @derickiam9958
      @derickiam9958 Před 4 lety +15

      Well if you wanna kill everyone, wouldn’t you wanna go to a place with a lot of people? Also be happy while doing it like going on the rides and shooting people.

    • @hockey_king2497
      @hockey_king2497 Před 4 lety +3

      Yeh just kill everyone at Disney land

    • @Suggabee1000
      @Suggabee1000 Před 4 lety +12

      Murder on Disneyland Street

    • @Mosslistic
      @Mosslistic Před 4 lety +8

      You know what they all say
      "Disney ruins friendships"

    • @tgreat1240
      @tgreat1240 Před 4 lety +4

      Yep sounds like him

  • @dannirobinson3782
    @dannirobinson3782 Před 4 lety +6031

    Dan: The black clothes will obsorb the nuke stuff
    Me: The emos gonna die

  • @user-tq9sg6lv6q
    @user-tq9sg6lv6q Před 3 lety +11

    It's been too long since this happened. I miss Steven and Hosuh.

  • @blazingblizzard4929
    @blazingblizzard4929 Před 2 lety +9

    I love how Stephen replaces curses with Daniel's face😂

  • @ghostlemons5793
    @ghostlemons5793 Před 5 lety +15274

    By the way can you survive Stephen?

  • @xxmaskeyanimatesxx5087
    @xxmaskeyanimatesxx5087 Před 4 lety +3226

    Stephen: I'M SAYING BLACK IS THE PUREST COLOUR
    dan: that's still racist to every other colour 🤣
    Stephen: YOUR FACE

  • @strawbrybee8513
    @strawbrybee8513 Před 2 lety +5

    Anyone else back here taking notes rn? 😅

  • @Samurai-lr6vc
    @Samurai-lr6vc Před 3 lety +8

    Fun fact, that isn’t really fun: you’d need a gas mask and a hazmat suit in order to exit a building before 2 weeks, and you would still need an air tank in order to wait out the two weeks while indoors.

  • @unknownname1693
    @unknownname1693 Před 4 lety +1197

    Stephen turns from being a murderer to being “kawaii” and asking to go to Disney

  • @lilminecraftergaming426
    @lilminecraftergaming426 Před 5 lety +2231

    Daniel is training Steven and hosuh for the inevitable destruction of the universe. They are our only hope...
    And frankly, I don’t know if I can even trust them with as much as watching a toddler

  • @Bored_on_YT
    @Bored_on_YT Před 8 měsíci +4

    2023:
    "yeah this aged well"

  • @Kuro-rt7lp
    @Kuro-rt7lp Před 10 měsíci +3

    Whos here watching old vids cuz we liked this trio more? Reply i wanna see who else is here

    • @jtk3879
      @jtk3879 Před 10 měsíci +1

      I miss the old crew too...

  • @colleendevlin6
    @colleendevlin6 Před 5 lety +317

    8:53 with the gun he bought with his credit card

  • @alfonsoalonzo
    @alfonsoalonzo Před 5 lety +340

    Oh no the only guy with morals has been corrupted lol

  • @sleepybunny6816
    @sleepybunny6816 Před 3 lety +6

    5:05 Look at Steven in the background OvO

  • @summonersriftgarbage4426

    I really miss their trio... gosh

  • @trinityinfinity5356
    @trinityinfinity5356 Před 5 lety +808

    Oh my god Stephan is changing hosuh slowly as each episode goes by. I love that

  • @lokilaufeyson9782
    @lokilaufeyson9782 Před 5 lety +806

    Dan: that's still racist against every other color
    Steven: ...
    Steven: Your face

  • @rienn8559
    @rienn8559 Před 3 lety +3

    Hosuh and Stephen were on the same level in this video.
    I love it.

  • @ashdenhayden2672
    @ashdenhayden2672 Před 3 lety +1

    Stephen is slowly convincing me that killing things solves problems

  • @icuptoo2627
    @icuptoo2627 Před 4 lety +1216

    Dan: "Black absorbs radiation"
    Me: **looks at skin** sh*t

    • @Noobykid9999
      @Noobykid9999 Před 4 lety +91

      Not being racist but aren’t black people just brown? So that means your kinda safe because black is darker then brown

    • @infinityspartan2957
      @infinityspartan2957 Před 4 lety +6

      Lmao damn

    • @cereal9879
      @cereal9879 Před 4 lety +55

      @@Noobykid9999 Thats not racist at all saying something like "YOUR BLACK YOU CAN'T PLAY WITH US" Its ok

    • @Noobykid9999
      @Noobykid9999 Před 4 lety +9

      Omen Xeno Goku God ok :) omg I just realized you can type while watching flamingo lol

    • @lavish_hair8378
      @lavish_hair8378 Před 4 lety +6

      Me: *reads this* *Me looks at skin* *Final fantasy victory theme starts* *nuclear siren starts*

  • @autumncundiff9802
    @autumncundiff9802 Před 5 lety +391

    9:06 Is this the same gun Dan bought with his credit card?

  • @DaiLeahCall-nx1cw
    @DaiLeahCall-nx1cw Před 10 měsíci +3

    I miss this😢

  • @aminiri9092
    @aminiri9092 Před rokem +1

    maaan i love this trio
    i laugh so much watching their videos
    each of them are likeable in their own way
    wish i had people like them to spend time with

  • @irislovett
    @irislovett Před 5 lety +708

    If ya'll go to Disney Land there better be a vlog
    Edit: STEPHEN UR DREAM GONNA COME TURE BUDDY

    • @gummydragon7455
      @gummydragon7455 Před 5 lety

      Moon Child yessss there should be

    • @slavgamer3097
      @slavgamer3097 Před 5 lety +1

      Yo boi I'm at Disney right now !

    • @primepikachu5
      @primepikachu5 Před 5 lety +2

      I am only here to find out when steven goes to disney land, so he can shoot mickey

    • @djhomeslice7007
      @djhomeslice7007 Před 5 lety +2

      They need a by the way can you survive Disney land irl gag when the go 😂

    • @thatgirlendy5294
      @thatgirlendy5294 Před 5 lety

      And their faces better not be covered XD I want to see stephan's expression

  • @swapnaraje9661
    @swapnaraje9661 Před 5 lety +909

    Hosuh is the only close to norma-
    Nope.
    Nevermind

    • @kitwarrior4life124
      @kitwarrior4life124 Před 5 lety +32

      Daniel is closest to normal at this point.

    • @sephtis3658
      @sephtis3658 Před 5 lety +2

      Oof

    • @smiroon
      @smiroon Před 5 lety

      Arrrmmmmmmyyyyyyyy

    • @zeroj2999
      @zeroj2999 Před 5 lety +6

      5:58 "Bang-Bang"
      *Adorable sounds of shooting Hosuh*

    • @kattlol7984
      @kattlol7984 Před 4 lety +2

      This is nuclear war no one is normal at that point he is actually being super responsible

  • @diamondseraph9369
    @diamondseraph9369 Před 3 lety

    I love how Hosuh is just everyone's morality pet and everyone just loves him and will almost always listen to him/spare him. It's just adorable~!

  • @melaniemickey1979
    @melaniemickey1979 Před rokem

    first video of danplan i ever saw now they've been split apart, hosuh's gone for the military, stephen's quit danplan. it's nostalgic to watch this and oh how i miss them being together as such an immaculate bunch. this video motivated me to watch as many of their uploads as i could, man it was good times for sure.

    • @DiamondDepthYT
      @DiamondDepthYT Před rokem

      Hosuh's back though. He returned on Stephen's channel

    • @oddlyw1cked938
      @oddlyw1cked938 Před rokem

      Yeaha its kinda nostalgic, but now hosuh is back and has his own channel

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. Před 5 lety +3778

    War... war never changes.

  • @user-no9gf2rt8g
    @user-no9gf2rt8g Před 5 lety +2076

    Stephen can’t kill someone with a knife, knives are too informal

    • @maddyterrell0
      @maddyterrell0 Před 5 lety +35

      In my dream, someone killed me with a knife, but then again I did break a lot of their bones...

    • @andloc9592
      @andloc9592 Před 5 lety +5

      BRING THAT BACK

    • @datboi2293
      @datboi2293 Před 5 lety +5

      @@maddyterrell0 h-how did you die .. Yet break their bones afterwards 😪

    • @maiajarvis404
      @maiajarvis404 Před 5 lety +24

      yeah but knives are more personal

    • @cascade5263
      @cascade5263 Před 5 lety +9

      Guns are too quick.

  • @user-dk3xj5ez7n
    @user-dk3xj5ez7n Před 3 lety

    Good tips for 2021, will definitely be using them later

  • @MrToast-fo4sp
    @MrToast-fo4sp Před 5 lety +531

    AHH A NUKE CLOSE YOUR EYES
    Blind people:Way ahead of you

    • @Sir_Llama
      @Sir_Llama Před 5 lety +11

      That is actually sad..

    • @fishfishery7676
      @fishfishery7676 Před 5 lety +23

      In a way blind people have an advangtage then without being eye-burned

    • @giantliquidm5596
      @giantliquidm5596 Před 5 lety +2

      Wow

    • @TheOnlySamyy
      @TheOnlySamyy Před 5 lety +8

      birdbox all over again😂

    • @OliviaRose2005
      @OliviaRose2005 Před 5 lety +21

      Actually no, a blind person still has to protect their eyes, regardless whether or not they can see. That's why you see blind people wearing sunglasses so often outside, as a blind persons retinas are much more sensitive and they can suffer serious retina burns even from the light reflection from a cement path. A blind person still has to protect their eyes, much more than a person with 20/20 vision would

  • @turnip3914
    @turnip3914 Před 4 lety +1215

    *” I choose white because, white makes right”*
    -Stephen

  • @calebc6533
    @calebc6533 Před 3 lety +4

    I miss Stephen and Hosuh

  • @aizen8736
    @aizen8736 Před 2 lety +2

    Time to put it to the test

  • @WhyAreWeHereJustToSuffer69
    @WhyAreWeHereJustToSuffer69 Před 3 lety +3273

    “You need to wait two weeks until it’s safe to go outside”
    “What if this is reality”
    Covid: Allow me to introduce myself

  • @thekingofnerds5308
    @thekingofnerds5308 Před 5 lety +709

    Steven has armed himself with the most dangerous weapon ever
    Religion

    • @AncaNicula2005
      @AncaNicula2005 Před 5 lety +16

      I thought Steven was the strongest weapon. And if you protect yourself with a Hosuh, you'll be invinsable. Nobody would shoot a cinnamon roll and also survive Steven's sassiness

    • @chronicrogue22
      @chronicrogue22 Před 5 lety +3

      THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU

    • @venorabbit7335
      @venorabbit7335 Před 5 lety +1

      BANG! *This Is America*

    • @holyshaxx265
      @holyshaxx265 Před 5 lety

      You talking mad shit for someone in
      *CRUSADING DISTANCE*

    • @moochiemoocoochiecoo3105
      @moochiemoocoochiecoo3105 Před 5 lety

      stephen

  • @krizzycriste6994
    @krizzycriste6994 Před 3 lety +3

    This is literally a life lesson

  • @JoeMama-me5wp
    @JoeMama-me5wp Před 2 lety +2

    This one is perfect fpr right now

  • @rukhsoran5109
    @rukhsoran5109 Před 5 lety +704

    in *Soviet Russia* the nuclear explosion *survives you*

  • @mizzyfromkingz
    @mizzyfromkingz Před 5 lety +879

    “Black is the purest color”... beautiful save I love Steven lol

  • @climescoot4536
    @climescoot4536 Před 3 lety +3

    Just remembering the good times of the channel when everyone was together 🥲

  • @abigailfrey57
    @abigailfrey57 Před 3 lety +1

    I love it how the gun has the logo on it

  • @town9719
    @town9719 Před 5 lety +633

    Dan: True Neutral
    Hosuh: Lawful Neutral
    Stephen: *Chaotic Evil*

    • @megaagentj2248
      @megaagentj2248 Před 4 lety +6

      town dan is lawful evil

    • @yaboi5460
      @yaboi5460 Před 4 lety +2

      Hosua was wearing sans jackets

    • @andreac.722
      @andreac.722 Před 4 lety

      Video games&more were what time stamp?

    • @Ruination_station
      @Ruination_station Před 4 lety +3

      Nah fam
      Dan is chaotic neutral
      Hosuh is lawful good
      Stephen is chaotic evil

  • @potato_caitlyn2196
    @potato_caitlyn2196 Před 4 lety +1722

    The moral of the story is
    Don’t knock on Stevens door..

  • @DIE617_6
    @DIE617_6 Před 10 měsíci +1

    I finally found you again after so long. Now I’ve subscribed and I’ll never lose you… hopefully

  • @LisaSereda24
    @LisaSereda24 Před 3 lety

    this is like a real comic and i ABSOLUTELY love comics

  • @sahi0807
    @sahi0807 Před 5 lety +764

    What happened to friendship is magic Stephen?

    • @Crowstrove
      @Crowstrove Před 5 lety +31

      Mintie Pie
      Go away my little pony... Never return * pulls out gun*

    • @lynxcrzy4875
      @lynxcrzy4875 Před 5 lety +24

      Friendship is Violence is the right stephen
      Edit:if anyone thinks that i copied this line from somewhere then you are right just wanna be honest

    • @maem7462
      @maem7462 Před 5 lety +9

      He’s back to normal the friendship is magic Stephen was kinda scary and terrifying

    • @elizabethoni9069
      @elizabethoni9069 Před 5 lety +3

      Christmas is over.

    • @thatoneravenclaw417
      @thatoneravenclaw417 Před 5 lety

      @@maem7462 ya

  • @glassofwater281
    @glassofwater281 Před 5 lety +949

    I once had a dream everyone on earth died by a nuke except me, and when I woke up my mom was at work and nobody was outside. I was terrified.

    • @konekodraws1064
      @konekodraws1064 Před 5 lety +21

      I feel bad for you.
      Poor unfortunate soul and child of Jesus.
      Bless you🙏👌🏼🙏🙌

    • @290subscriberswithnovideos7
      @290subscriberswithnovideos7 Před 5 lety +17

      Koneko Draws Lmao it was a dream. I kinda wish I had a dream like that, but you shouldn’t feel so bad because it’s not that horrible to have a dream like that.

    • @konekodraws1064
      @konekodraws1064 Před 5 lety +5

      ITZ STILL SCRRY
      I talk to much to live alone

    • @nagapandian
      @nagapandian Před 5 lety +13

      It would be kinda scary but after 2 mins and the Wifi sill works ur Gucci 👍🏻

    • @RealXibaZulu
      @RealXibaZulu Před 5 lety +5

      I can't remember, what happened in September...

  • @Floorbie_Nana
    @Floorbie_Nana Před 2 lety +4

    Watching this so I find out how to be at least a bit safe from World War III

  • @blackcatpredictions851
    @blackcatpredictions851 Před 3 lety +2

    Anyone who randomly clicked on this channel and is now addicted to it !😅😂 Its not only entertaining but also knowledgeable at some point . Liked it 👍

  • @SwarthySSJ
    @SwarthySSJ Před 5 lety +286

    I love how over the years Steven has slowly been corrupting Hosuh

    • @TheZephyrsWind
      @TheZephyrsWind Před 5 lety +28

      Our poor innocent Hosuh.

    • @sugarh.i.t.9297
      @sugarh.i.t.9297 Před 5 lety +15

      Nuuuuuuuuuui hosuh D: *whispers: you are now one of ussssssss >:3*

    • @chickenwaffles
      @chickenwaffles Před 5 lety +4

      Glad you noticed.

    • @vanguard616
      @vanguard616 Před 5 lety +7

      @@TheZephyrsWind Our delicate piece of bread that is Hosuh

    • @wkms09
      @wkms09 Před 5 lety

      What about Daniel? The guy literally praises morale

  • @yukichan1630
    @yukichan1630 Před 4 lety +594

    Stephen: Do I have guns,do I have knives?
    Me : I thought Guns were too impersonal
    and knives are too informal.

  • @coolpugguy9728
    @coolpugguy9728 Před 2 lety

    this is very useful for me rn in the times circumstances

  • @rodrigoaalicea
    @rodrigoaalicea Před 3 lety

    It makes me so sad that Xhosa left he was my favorite now I’m going back to see the episodes that he was in

  • @Fallout_Survivor
    @Fallout_Survivor Před 5 lety +247

    Steven is back to beeing the monster, the evil incarnated, the devil itself... welcome back Steven

    • @meh4315
      @meh4315 Před 5 lety +3

      Stephen*

    • @essixthefalcon8657
      @essixthefalcon8657 Před 5 lety +4

      Best Boi*

    • @luc3790
      @luc3790 Před 5 lety +2

      *being

    • @dominosisass
      @dominosisass Před 5 lety +2

      *being
      Lol I guess I’m becoming one of those people

    • @moonrat1955
      @moonrat1955 Před 5 lety +2

      Lucas Brito Stephan is back to being the monster, the evil incarnated, and the devil himself...welcome back best boi.

  • @Kirill-rc5ng
    @Kirill-rc5ng Před 5 lety +354

    The normal Stephen is back *finally* him being kind with the _"power of friendship"_ is *so unnatural* *(• w •)*

    • @yenulim
      @yenulim Před 5 lety +4

      So good to have him back

    • @maykulka263
      @maykulka263 Před 5 lety

      Haleluya to that!

    • @sacrifice1668
      @sacrifice1668 Před 5 lety +2

      I wanted to write the same thing but saw that you have
      My theory is that someone kidnapped steven and sent a doppelganger and steven killed his kidnapper and finally found his way back

    • @lampsandclovers
      @lampsandclovers Před 5 lety

      *oh no hes converting hosuh*

  • @stacie8134
    @stacie8134 Před 3 lety +1

    Wow who knew that the frame at 7:41 would represent something in danplans future

  • @kn1ghtm2r33
    @kn1ghtm2r33 Před 3 lety +2

    times like this, I miss the old Danplan videos

  • @henrygutierrez3243
    @henrygutierrez3243 Před 5 lety +906

    "But we're already naked." STOP TEASING US!