*Kenobi voice * NO ANAKIN!! You were the chosen one, you were supposed to destroy the CRINGE!! Not post it. 😔 IT’S OVER ANAKIN! That bullshit Morbius meme has been dead for MONTHS!!!! The cringe has blinded you.
"My enemies are many, My equals are many. My enemies are my equals, my many are none. In the shade of olive trees, they said: "Nahhpoohleehon". In the land of pharaos and kings, they said: "Naahhhpoohhleehooohn". They fear thunder and death. A dealer in Snow. They fear many enemies, like olive trees and kings. I say, I'm conqured, I'm humbled, I'm tamed, I'm a dealer in Napoleon." - short coriscan man, c.a. 1815.
The fact the Lunchables bit is rooted in actual fact is so funny...for context, Napoleon said "an army marches on it's stomach" and pioneered a lot of modern logistics. Also the Jaiden Animations bit was so unexpected it had me rolling on the ground.
I am pissed that modern Historians never brought up that Marshal Dino Stan was the one who orchestrated the Liberation of Italy to retake his Gabagools
"We're not stealing any Jaiden animations artwork" Dinostan did infact loot the entire Jaiden animations artwork collection in the Infamous sack of Venice in November of 1796
A little exploit with cannons : you set them to attack ground while shooting round shot , then switch to canister shot . They will be shooting canister shot at the range of round shot
@@pp-wo1sd Canister doesn't kill outside of its range. Also, round shot is very effective. The problem is that formations are very thin and you are shoting at them from the front. If you were to shoot a formation 10 men deep a round shot will kill 10 men.
I remember forgetting I had Darth mod installed and being pleasantly surprised when the AI absolutely beat the shit out of me cause I bee lined to get it over with.
Oh, just in time. I just finished Napoleon TW's demo again since for some reason it runs far smoother than Medieval 2 and I'm considering whether it's for me or not. Even after finishing that one historical battle on Hard, I'm still not sure. Fun video
Dino do you by chance have a 12th gen intel cpu? Last time I tried the game refused to work on any 12 gen or newer cpu. Wonder if they patched it finally
Finally, a TW game in which I have the most hours! ♥But in return game just gave me a middle finger cause the one mod everyone is playing on right now just doesnt work for me, prolly just because i have Win7 :/
My favorite part of history is when Napoleon says his infamous catchphrase "It's Total War'in Time!", And Conquered all of Europe. Truly the French Person of all time
I love when Napoleon said "Artillerying time" and proceeded to Artillery all over Europe. Truly a history moment of all time.
*Kenobi voice *
NO ANAKIN!! You were the chosen one, you were supposed to destroy the CRINGE!! Not post it. 😔
IT’S OVER ANAKIN! That bullshit Morbius meme has been dead for MONTHS!!!! The cringe has blinded you.
Morb heads still kickin it
@@Dino_Stan indeed and it is tragic, thir cause is nothing but vain futility
"My thugs are many, my bitches are none." -Napoleon, 1802
A wise general
“Look out goofballs, holy shit bro it’s like I’m bowling” Exact words of the midget Frenchman at the Battle of Lodi (visualised)
Historical fact
"My enemies are many, My equals are many. My enemies are my equals, my many are none. In the shade of olive trees, they said: "Nahhpoohleehon". In the land of pharaos and kings, they said: "Naahhhpoohhleehooohn". They fear thunder and death. A dealer in Snow. They fear many enemies, like olive trees and kings. I say, I'm conqured, I'm humbled, I'm tamed, I'm a dealer in Napoleon."
- short coriscan man, c.a. 1815.
Napoleon has lost it
Napoleon forgot to take his pills
I had a stroke reading that but I still understand... why
It's funny to imagine Napoleon talking to his generals about Plants vs Zombie and them being like: "wtf is he talking about?"
They'll get it in the future
The fact the Lunchables bit is rooted in actual fact is so funny...for context, Napoleon said "an army marches on it's stomach" and pioneered a lot of modern logistics. Also the Jaiden Animations bit was so unexpected it had me rolling on the ground.
We teach history in an abstract way here
I love the moment when Napoleon said “it’s Napolin’ time” and Napoleoned all the way out from Europe, truly one of the person ever
Truly
I am pissed that modern Historians never brought up that Marshal Dino Stan was the one who orchestrated the Liberation of Italy to retake his Gabagools
Real heroes never see the limelight
"We're not stealing any Jaiden animations artwork" Dinostan did infact loot the entire Jaiden animations artwork collection in the Infamous sack of Venice in November of 1796
It was to preserve its beauty
i love how historically it was super hard to invade britain and then he just sailed a whole army of thousands over on some shitty ass boat 7:28
The British navy didn't stand a chance
Napoleon trolling all of Europe again
Holy shit Napoleon with that male pattern baldness at age 20.
Norwood commander
Ngl that Napoleon jumpscare at the start made my timbers shiver
2scary4me
Napoleon Total War has the most badass cinematic intro for a Total War game no this doesn't mean I'm gay for Napoleon what are ya'll on about
If liking napoleon means I'm gay..
A little exploit with cannons : you set them to attack ground while shooting round shot , then switch to canister shot . They will be shooting canister shot at the range of round shot
but wouldnt that be not effective ?
Does it hit anything?
@@emrecanarduc4378
It's still more effective than round shot . Round shot is really bad in napoleon against everything but cavalry
@@Dino_Stan
Gets more kills than shooting round shot at them , though it's nowhere near as accurate
@@pp-wo1sd Canister doesn't kill outside of its range.
Also, round shot is very effective. The problem is that formations are very thin and you are shoting at them from the front. If you were to shoot a formation 10 men deep a round shot will kill 10 men.
napoleon would’ve made drill if he was alive today
That's why he invaded England
Ah yes Waterloo, where Old Nosey got slam-dunked by a canon ball and napoleon ran head first into a wooden pike
Who said war can't be silly
Woke up this morning, broke the siege of Toulon, woke up this morning, cheated on my wife
I cheated on my sister step sister wife husband and girlfriend today to
you have achieved it you really are napoleon: total war (2010) (not trademarked)
Napoleon was truly a plants versus zombies and balloons tower defense gamer
It's a historical fact
"I'll send a check to your families" Napoleon did in fact not send any checks that day
He was evil maxing
This is truly the moment when Dino Stan became napoleon total war
I love the part when the british said "it's moneying time" and proceed to throw coins at every country in europe except for france
Bingo *coin hitting sound*
Napoleon pranked all of europe, but still couldn't pull . F
Sadness
Little known fact, Napoleon was a Corsican vampire and that stake was the only way to take him down.
Thats true actually
If only Napoleon hadn’t famously lost his Rizz in the Moscow fires, Europe would have been his😔
A tragedy
Shoutout to Napoleon's mom and Kraft Heinz, for single-handedly allowing the French Empire to change the course of human history. ✊
Truly inspirational
Napoleon when the sauced up saxons walk in: 😨😨😨
I could've stopped him (I'm sauced up)
Imagine if Dino Stan had lunchables. He would be up for a Rupert's Land world conquest in CK III.
I will pack many for my expedition
Napoleon caught lacking in Venice
merry christmas mr dino thank you for the year of laughs
Merry Christmas to you too, make sure to have fun tomorrow
Trafalgar? Never heard of her
Napoleon Total War is for sure one of the total wats of all time
Remeber he was average hieght for the time
He was our guy
Keep it up with the Sopranos thumbnails. Hilarious 😂
No problem
Napoleon going to Egypt was unironically for larp lmao
He was a gamer for that
When the intro is on, I knew Dino Stan was gonna dub this shit 😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Had to do it
napoleon doing the thug shaker
''I have a dream." ~Napoleon Bonerparty~
He had such a way with words
I need your teachings, master Dino....
You wouldn't learn them from the jedi
Basically short corsican man goes on rampage in Europe because his rich wife can't give him son and becomes gigachad and dies on nice island
How we all wanna live
He fought for gabagool.
The truth
It took me a very long time to realize that ship they burned in the beginning is the HMS Victory I never paid attention to it LMAO
I never noticed that
First thing I see when I wake up, legend
Good late morning
I remember forgetting I had Darth mod installed and being pleasantly surprised when the AI absolutely beat the shit out of me cause I bee lined to get it over with.
I gotta get back into darthmod
I live for these total war videos 😭😍🥹
Bless up
Oh oh he's gone French
Napoleon gang gang arrived
1 of the greatest gangs of all time
Ok, now this is epic.
Oh, just in time. I just finished Napoleon TW's demo again since for some reason it runs far smoother than Medieval 2 and I'm considering whether it's for me or not. Even after finishing that one historical battle on Hard, I'm still not sure.
Fun video
It's one of the more restrictive total war games, you kinda have to do what the game tells you or you lose.
@@Dino_Stan try the mod NTW3
We do le little trolling
Napoleon be after that thûg shakeur
Short man conquers the old world, more news at 12
Another Dino Stan classic
A goddamn lawn jockey?
I still cannot believe obamna would do this🤯
He was doing a little trolling
Lore of The Napoleon Total War Experience momentum 100
Dino Stan's Bizarre Adventure: Napolion
The boat sinking animation is so goofy
Fr
That spike again Napoleon couldnt resist
Many great generals have fallen for it
@@Dino_Stan merry christmas dino stay stan
Merry Christmas 🎅
Big Napoleon Vegemite
Mate, what happened to your indie horror game skits at the end? I'm here for the impressions AND the eldritch horror!
I ran out of games mainly, waiting for more to release
there really needs to be total war speed runs
There are a few crazy ones in the older titles
2:12 Satisfying charge
They'll probably stand up again after that though
It was a friendly shove
On that Hannibal Barca note, when are we getting that hannibal at the gates vid🤓
I did an old video on it, but will probably do a video on Carthage in grand campaign soon
@@Dino_Stan oh? I'll have to check that vid then!
Smh you forgot Napoleans battles and the Peninsular campaign
Had to save content for if I come back 😎
Are you gonna do a total war rome 2 DEI experience?
I will probably have to check it out
If you think dinostan was crazy rambling
It was under napoleons france we had thr first large scale preserved food
Who says you can't learn anything in total war
Ten Fucking seconds into the video and I spat out my drink. If you ever get merch you have to put “my bitches are none” on a shirt or something
Lmfao that would be a shirt I'd even wear
Dino do you by chance have a 12th gen intel cpu? Last time I tried the game refused to work on any 12 gen or newer cpu. Wonder if they patched it finally
I also heard windows 11 in general can not run it
Ooh. Napoleon
I too am an expert of the sunflower plant
You're a general
im literally a dino stan stan
No way
This is epic
No u
Liked from the intro
🤘🤘
10:39 18 PRUSSIAN JAEGERS
*guitar riff*
peanut butter
Love this game
A classic
I just have to ask why there is Tony Soprano in the end?)
Tony is an Italian hero
Certified Fredo moment
Fredo..Corleone
the Ram Ranch reference at 10:43
A classic song
10:37 - nice reference
🤠
Finally, a TW game in which I have the most hours! ♥But in return game just gave me a middle finger cause the one mod everyone is playing on right now just doesnt work for me, prolly just because i have Win7 :/
What mod?
The game it's self apparently dosen't work on windows 11
W dinostan (le emperor)
Why isn't all so gray and desaturated, looks like gears of war
Empire was so colorful 🤔
It was a trend at the time I think
@@Dino_Stan yeah it was a trend even 5 years before Napoleon, but still Empire, and shogun don't have it, that's why it's a bit strange
12:40 of course ur a military genius, u captured Moscow before winter, a grad historic feat that will never be done again
Classic gamer move
2:08 you sound like Dr. Evil
He's me
Dino stan is napoleon total voring these bitties dawg oh ma lourd.
"IN ENGLAND?"
"AW HELL..." *STEVE HARVEY FACEPALM*
It's napoleon time
sadly my napoleon i had on steam stopped launching :(
Unfortunately it dosen't run on modern operating systems
cool
Holy shit napoleon that was my house I’m sorry please put the grapeshot down
Grape plant 🪴
anyone else cannot play this on steam?
I've been hear that a lot, I think ca forgot to patch this game
Get da Gabaggol
Never been this early to anything. My bitches must be none
You must collect them
damn
Why was your Vacation no good, Dino man?
Got stuck in traffic with no internet
My favorite part of history is when Napoleon says his infamous catchphrase "It's Total War'in Time!", And Conquered all of Europe. Truly the French Person of all time
Hes an inspiration for that
10:08
*Vine Boom*
Just bought the game yesterday
Nice
Did you know gaming: Napoleon actually wasn't short! He was average height for the time.
He's an average guy