ABORTED TORTOISE - An Beach

THIS is the kind of shit Jimmy lives and breathes for. Provocative, surf-tinged garage punk from Perth, best suited for any booze-fueled shindig capable of matching Aborted Tortoise’s levels of irreverence, sporadicity, and more importantly, immaturity. It’s hard to overlook the 15 songs shamelessly radiating with varying shades of “who gives a fuck” in this debut LP.
TRACK LIST:
Get Off The Road - 0:00
Goodbye Beach - 0:57
Cheese Supreme - 3:37
Fashionably Late - 5:56
Bees 1 - 7:19
Bees 2 - 8:15
No Skin - 10:25
Spewin’ McGregor - 12:37
Get Mum - 15:17
Responsibilities - 15:58
Wasted Goods - 18:13
Flash Photography - 19:56
TV Set - 21:57
Bab - 24:23
Crumple Zone - 26:30
SUPPORT: abortedtortoise.bandcamp.com/...
DOWNLOAD: www.mediafire.com/file/fphy7b0...

[@CheapyB5]

Holy crap this rips, The Chats brought me to this party. Thank youth for still holding it down!!🍻

[@tomogburn2462]

I worked three summers as a Bee keeper. This record speaks to me.

[@princessmoonwater2749]

love this album! Lumpy and the Dumpers brought me here.

[@xtenthfloorx]

Get Mum!!! Omg yes

[@MrEncadenao]

This is great love the guitars the most!

[@Janpva.]

This is so good I realise I am lucky to have hears.

[@mv7853]

This is awesome... more of this

[@scrumpyhunter8561]

East has the Chats, West has the AT, as an old Aussie it makes me proud...

[@morallyemptycorruptedmaggot]

This whole lp slays, where the hell have I been?

[@nuclear4951]

i love this so much!

[@colddaze6680]

They are great, seen more than couple times over here in Perth. Even managed to scab some beer off one of the boys, you know the one with the bushy eyebrows. They opened for the Veebeez at Mojo's yeah? Was a full on sweaty rock n roll gig, was top shelf

[@marblecandy_8481]

im so glad I can read the Australian in this comment

[@sixsicsixgod]

I grew up 4 houses down from a punk band in south GA, they had great toonz. I dig the music Aborted Tortoise!

[@reecherdbrown8156]

Your mom goes to college!

[@macog5]

what was your original comment?

[@sixsicsixgod]

@@macog5 The Stars Cave Abortion Alter

[@morallyemptycorruptedmaggot]

@@sixsicsixgod SCAA

[@dusty2080]

Grade A Trash Rock is so hard to come by. Fucking love this

[@thomaskenneally219]

uranium club vibes here

[@deadbabiesinvomit]

Yeah at the . Chaos Club bro.

[@matthewsmith3611]

@@deadbabiesinvomit where is said chaos club, that sounds awesome and I want to go.

[@armsrace8470]

Reeeally glad I clicked on this

[@derekturner1035]

Me too!

[@benjamincordova8086]

This band is amazing

[@music_research1376]

most authentic rocknroll vibe I got from this recently!

[@Bestrockalbum4]

this is tight

[@emilianoortega-guerrero2925]

the soundtrack our lives... rock n roll yeah

[@emilianoortega-guerrero2925]

GARAGE PUNK AWESOME

[@Lav023]

thanks jimmy, me loves jimmy

[@jimmyjam5109]

My buds are on board and they don't know it yet. Mmmmmmmm

[@boarheadprods]

esto es realmente hermoso

[@TheAmbientWarrior]

God I love this album.

[@Janpva.]

2022 still havent find better... prove me I'm wrong

[@TzarbombahMusic]

Such a good album

[@Joseph-mm4zu]

Still coming back

[@collenrung5009]

Super awesome bad ass!!!!

[@Punketeria1369]

This is incredible; fuck yeah!!!

[@captain_finn]

Good shit

[@slayerfanaek21]

albumara!

[@AaronHendu]

Good shit...this helps you shit good.

[@R700buba]

Literally does the pushing for you

[@gobsofgopherguts]

Starts off with a Black Flags / Germs vibe, adds in some surf tones here and there later on.

[@skatendestroy3524]

fuck yea stirs my 60yr old bones to move haha love it

[@dangerdog777]

COME BACK JIMMY I MISS YOU

[@Anglesnipe]

gone 2day ded 2 morrow

[@skatendestroy3524]

more good aussie punk TRY Chats or AMYL N THE SNIFFERS same style good ol pub punk from downunder LONGLIVE PUNK

[@f7744dread388]

Love this shit, from way over here in Texas.

[@pennyAustralia1]

Jarrasic Nark are good too

[@skyb8687]

Killdozer

[@gorethebore666]

I listen to this album every fkn day,, what a banger

[@TheGrandmasterMan]

So is....just came across it.

[@gabrielmendes1395]

Sonzera 👌

[@timostrom5710]

once and a while, some aussies will fucking destroy me. this is one of those. super good. pizza party material.

[@wormdamage]

Fuckin' A, Jimmy does it again!

[@MikeHancho663]

This is the greatest. Anyone know more stuff like this?

[@ACTNRPLY]

Julian Cole not super close but ty segall hits some shit kind of close to this on the album ‘melted’
Awesome Snakes are pretty bad ass too.

[@deadbabiesinvomit]

Radio Birdman. The Saints. The Scientists. Celabrite Rifles. All Aussie punk rock dude

[@jpculligan3366]

Julian has always happened y it depends

[@jpculligan3366]

Hi how is

[@jpculligan3366]

Do
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[@vittoriorajmanlevi]

new punk bands are the Evolution of the beggining..the chats...wine lips.. aborted tortoise...and more...

[@Marco-xh5vh]

fucking godamn jesus fcuking christ this is so good

[@Attack126]

Muy buen sonido punk-rock 👌, este grupo y otros que son escuchados por el boca a boca, nos llegan en este caso por CZcams y gente comprometida con la música underground!!- Salud y Libertad desde Europa @@@..

[@dylanlathrop9837]

CRUMPLEZONEKILLS

[@skatendestroy3524]

FUCK YEAH just found this after the CHATS way cool ozzy punk this bunch too

[@danleach8266]

The Chats led me here, too. Eamon Sandwith wore an Aborted Tortoise T-shirt.

[@Jisescrait33]

This remembers a lot from JFA!! listen to It great band

[@dylancheerio6638]

Completely forgot about them! NOBODY HATES CHOCOLATE CAKE

[@bgoss81]

👍🏽

[@abergaz]

when i heard around 6:00, the only thing i thought was, where is "tu-pa-tu-pa" on drums, and next moment o-oh

[@deadbabiesinvomit]

Hey ho! From Western Australian HardCore! my mom is from Zagreb and my dad is from Zadar! Bliuuuuuuuur! vomit in my mouth!

[@robparrax1366]

Fuckin awesome

[@ajent1337]

that's what a fuckin guitar riff's supposed to sound like

[@Marco-xh5vh]

this is the shit

[@TheLazyMox]

Damn I thought this was Jimmy.

[@Lsphotox]

Fuck! Yes!

[@algreen487]

This music is Perthic.

[@Trillium_Grandiflorum]

Bahahaha

[@JohnnyWSmokeyJnrsMum]

W.A.y cool!!

[@Trillium_Grandiflorum]

That song "No Skin" is the covid anthem. Aborted Tortoise are seers.

[@deadbabiesinvomit]

Dead Babies in Vomit played with these guys first show at the Chaos Club. Cool bunch of lads.

[@spacegrass6632]

speakin in third person are ya buds

[@matthewsmith3611]

I want to go to the chaos club, that sounds awesome.

[@matthewsmith3611]

The Song Bab Has A Stooges Vibe

[@brianadams5039]

Vegemite Rock from Down Under?

[@tesadufengezgin]

sXe✊

[@obsieheissen]

misread the name as Arrested Tortoise....the music is still ok

[@treeslu2597]

15:58

[@morallyemptycorruptedmaggot]

The whole album's fantastic but Responsibilities is the standout

[@doroelidoro]

:))

[@mick9166]

what game he playin

[@billybobarino]

The game of life bra, Then he's gonna smash his head through the t.v set. Fuck it up royally.

[@deeznuts-ef4gn]

the bee movie game

[@morallyemptycorruptedmaggot]

He can't go out cuz of the bees.

[@danleach8266]

My guess would be crash bandicoot. The gaming console looks like a PlayStation. Otherwise, I would have guessed Sonic the hedgehog because the screen looks like emerald Island (i.e. - the beginning level).

[@violetlatner6366]

This is the shit

[@newbutthunt]

*inserts EA SKATE into PS3*

[@lumpenproletarier9584]

*grabs actual skateboard*

[@n9sferatu261]

@@lumpenproletarier9584 yesssir

[@matthewsmith3611]

Talking about oneself in the third person is weird.

[@poopooshitfart]

skating is for chumps who want cheap pussy

[@TheReverb1]

...pretty good songs; couple are great but sounds very very similar to "The Crusaders" a band that I have the record.

[@tomogburn2462]

Did Jimmy just get deplatformed?

[@sacchimichael8082]

hey Anti, we are a belgian punk label and would like to send you some of our shits. How could we work it out? Thanks

[@danleach8266]

No thanks, you keep your "shits" to yourself. 😅

[@shlbywlsn]

no skin is covid song