Cedar Point Employee Training Video

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  • This training video shows you some of the behind-the-scenes training amusement park workers go through. Find out how they keep rides safe, the park clean, and everybody having fun!
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  • @Huggbees
    @Huggbees  Před 2 lety +1516

    Big thanks to Defunctland for helping with this video. Check out Kevin's channel for more Amusement Park based content: czcams.com/users/Defunctland

    • @darthraider450
      @darthraider450 Před 2 lety +51

      @Enda Solac 👍🏿 is uncensored s*x a new amusement park?

    • @Shadnasiku
      @Shadnasiku Před 2 lety +20

      The man! I unironically pogged when I herd his voice.

    • @Deveron4
      @Deveron4 Před 2 lety +25

      Dude. Disable links in comments. These bots are the worst.

    • @Stonedmug
      @Stonedmug Před 2 lety +1

      Nicely done it’s crazy think your content is getting better after every upload

    • @jordancambridge4106
      @jordancambridge4106 Před 2 lety

      Me impersonating Arnold SwartzenGerman: I hereth thee thankith thee I hereth thee thank thee with much more than much.

  • @improvcomedy14
    @improvcomedy14 Před 2 lety +2582

    Thank you for spreading awareness about this. I hate it when people get away with eating ice cream without a license.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Před 2 lety +8

      O0○ㅇHㅐ!
      _Those_ types o' ppl really melt my scoops...
      🍦bastards..!
      🔥
      🤬

    • @reginaldbrown1076
      @reginaldbrown1076 Před 2 lety +10

      Honestly me too bro I especially hate it when those same bastards feed it to their children as well. This is highly unethical😡

    • @Xxbootywizardx420
      @Xxbootywizardx420 Před 2 lety +3

      It’s a true shame people just think they can go around willie nillie eating ice cream without a license truly

    • @KaisShadow-e5d
      @KaisShadow-e5d Před 2 lety +3

      The worst kind of criminals

    • @WhoisVinnie
      @WhoisVinnie Před 2 lety +3

      Aw crap

  • @JanxakaJX
    @JanxakaJX Před 2 lety +1373

    “All rides have a height limit, but some, excluding your mother, have a girth limit.” Just brilliant!

    • @FDG323
      @FDG323 Před 2 lety +19

      Lovely that your mother is a ride is it not?

    • @Issame-xu5ur
      @Issame-xu5ur Před 2 lety +2

      Y'all heard of the new ride? It's called "Tú madre es gorda".

    • @FDG323
      @FDG323 Před 2 lety +12

      @@Issame-xu5ur that is the single worst ride name I have heard in the past 2 years. The crematorium creamery would bring more profits with it's slogan of "how does grandpa taste as a fire type?"

  • @evillecaston
    @evillecaston Před 2 lety +2538

    I've been to Cedar Point many times, and this is completely accurate. One time I was riding the Gemini, and a steel beam came loose and nearly tore my nose off (old coaster, it happens). Thankfully once the ride was over, a kind employee rushed over to me and reminded me not to bleed out in front of other guests. Safety first!

    • @L3onking
      @L3onking Před 2 lety +48

      Omg I'm so happy you're okay

    • @DIVISIONBYZEROE
      @DIVISIONBYZEROE Před 2 lety +149

      glad you’re ok that does not sound like a hoot and a holler. At least you weren’t eating ice cream without a license.

    • @damiencouturee6240
      @damiencouturee6240 Před 2 lety +60

      I forget what park I went to as a kid, but it had that ride where you sit in a seat, it brings you wayyyy up and then drops you. Well I was too small for it I guess because my shoulders came out of the harness and I had to grab onto the chair on the way down. 0/10 never tried that again, still won't, no thanks.

    • @dogthievery101
      @dogthievery101 Před 2 lety +34

      @@damiencouturee6240 happened to me, too at lagoon when i was 8 or 9. too small to ride it and didn't notice i was falling out of it as the ride dropped, but my dad grabbed me.

    • @glogue2070
      @glogue2070 Před 2 lety +37

      BROOOO I WAS ON THE OTHER COASTER WHEN THAT HAPPENED, i saw it hit you

  • @WeakRoast
    @WeakRoast Před 2 lety +994

    As an Ohioan who has gone to Cedar Point at least once a year for my entire life, I support this video.

    • @jenk7138
      @jenk7138 Před 2 lety +7

      Same!!! ❤️

    • @squillz8310
      @squillz8310 Před 2 lety +13

      I live 8 hours south of Sandusky, and I've only been to Cedar Point twice. But I'm a huge coaster enthusiast, and I want to go back as soon as possible. Not to mention how beautiful Lake Erie is from the top of Millennium Force or Top Thrill Dragster.

    • @pthelynese
      @pthelynese Před 2 lety

      Same!

    • @Kevin-od3zh
      @Kevin-od3zh Před 2 lety +18

      As a Michigander who loves cedar point I can say with full confidence that Ohio sucks. (Besides cedar point)

    • @jabrenthompson5884
      @jabrenthompson5884 Před 2 lety +4

      The one thing I miss after moving to the west from Cleveland. Such an amazing park

  • @LenkyLad
    @LenkyLad Před 2 lety +571

    Somehow I didn’t anticipate Defunctland making a guest appearance in a theme park related video.

    • @charlestoncooper5265
      @charlestoncooper5265 Před 2 lety +16

      exactly like it’s the right place for it but it makes sense

    • @FearMonarch
      @FearMonarch Před 2 lety +4

      Such a welcome surprise, my expectations got subverted for sure

    • @NewfieMan98
      @NewfieMan98 Před 2 lety +6

      When I saw the community post about an amusement park video I was like "huh, imagine if he got Kevin in. How would that work? Nah."

    • @thegooldash2443
      @thegooldash2443 Před 2 lety +4

      At first i thought it was the intro to a defunctland video so my surprise was doubled when i heard kevin

    • @armygamelover
      @armygamelover Před 2 lety +2

      I was expecting a GP to Enthusiast cameo, if anything

  • @MrCupcake946
    @MrCupcake946 Před 2 lety +74

    "Cleaning the park is a mandatory part of your duties, and it's important that our park stays clean so out ticket prices can stay high" sounded so much like a Roller Coaster Tycoon tutorial

  • @brandonjustis
    @brandonjustis Před 2 lety +1716

    this whole thing was hilarious, especially the reminder that time is a cruel mistress that will never cease to make us feel bad about the inevitable. and the defunctland feature! love 'em!

    • @Sxcheschka
      @Sxcheschka Před 2 lety +1

      I saw it as either way you're fucked cause everywhere sucks. But so what lol.

    • @joshdfox420
      @joshdfox420 Před 2 lety +10

      "It's your duty to remind guests to NEVER get pregnant,because that involves having sex and that is gross" lol

    • @Raychases1fan
      @Raychases1fan Před 2 lety +3

      It’s not a joke

    • @Sxcheschka
      @Sxcheschka Před 2 lety

      @@Raychases1fan your mom's a joke.

    • @joshdfox420
      @joshdfox420 Před 2 lety +4

      @@Raychases1fanIndeed, Huggbees only speaks the truth!

  • @LPgamemusic
    @LPgamemusic Před 2 lety +628

    "TO KEEP OUR HANDYMEN ON THE PAYROLL, PRETEND TO FIND A PROBLEM ON THE RIDE YOU'RE ASSIGNED TO"
    as a ride op....
    yes.

    • @molestingfood
      @molestingfood Před 2 lety +2

      Andyluc is that you? You friggin nerd

    • @LisaMarieMJ
      @LisaMarieMJ Před 2 lety +20

      “And then flirt with the cute ones and date them” like I did. 🤣

  • @darthraider450
    @darthraider450 Před 2 lety +672

    "All amusement parks are equal, but some amusement parks need Mark Rober to expose their scam games", Huggbees Cooders, 2022.

    • @inazumarai7690
      @inazumarai7690 Před 2 lety +8

      when I learnt about the carnival games tricks, I pledged to never play one for the rest of my life.

    • @darthraider450
      @darthraider450 Před 2 lety +11

      @Enda Solac 👍🏿 begone bot, back to your cesspit.

    • @OverlyScarce
      @OverlyScarce Před 2 lety +6

      @Enda Solac 👍🏿Thy shall not simp

    • @GldnClaw
      @GldnClaw Před 2 lety +1

      I knew Mark Rober. He's LDS and my nickname for him was Brober back in the day.

    • @coachmcguirk6297
      @coachmcguirk6297 Před 2 lety +2

      Just imagine... one more "b" and he would be mark robber, the criminal mastermind.

  • @FlameDarkfire
    @FlameDarkfire Před 2 lety +262

    With injured guests, remember ABC:
    A
    Bone
    Coming out of your body is very bad

  • @captain_commenter8796
    @captain_commenter8796 Před 2 lety +588

    Huggbees is the type of guy able to use a “Yo momma” joke and still make it funny.

    • @Gaminghunter2000
      @Gaminghunter2000 Před 2 lety +8

      Yo momma jokes are the funniest shit?????

    • @darthraider450
      @darthraider450 Před 2 lety +9

      @@Gaminghunter2000 that's what she said

    • @Cera_01
      @Cera_01 Před 2 lety +6

      I just imagined this in his voice and you're so right

    • @wrytte
      @wrytte Před 2 lety +2

      Mattcolbo tho

    • @Circuitssmith
      @Circuitssmith Před 2 lety +1

      I remember the tequila video where he said “then, the agave is placed into a machine called ‘tu madre gordo’.”

  • @thunderbro7
    @thunderbro7 Před 2 lety +350

    It's actually hilarious how close parts of this are to the original training video.

    • @christopherprivett3344
      @christopherprivett3344 Před 2 lety +11

      @@sosexyimsexy2567 literally.... what?

    • @PhrogOfficial
      @PhrogOfficial Před 2 lety +17

      @@christopherprivett3344 Its a bot, just report it

    • @stevenfisher7828
      @stevenfisher7828 Před 2 lety +5

      Love the pfp dude

    • @justina1909
      @justina1909 Před 2 lety +5

      @@sosexyimsexy2567 you're right, that was my favorite quote form this video

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 Před rokem

      That’s the whole premise of this channel. He makes a crude approximation of the original, but with outlandish descriptions rather than real ones. If you look at some of the original How It’s Made videos, you’ll see that he always roughly follows the original in his video.

  • @kevinkohr1695
    @kevinkohr1695 Před 2 lety +593

    I am a former Cedar Point employee and I would like to know how you obtained this video? This breaks all safety protocol showing this to the general public and puts everyone at a disadvantage in the yearly off season war. Many people will now be buried in those blue and red rides uniforms, those yellow sweeperette uniforms, and those green and purple games uniforms!

  • @ievyer
    @ievyer Před 2 lety +26

    5:58 "claim your prize"
    i love huggbees videos

  • @ThePuzzledboy
    @ThePuzzledboy Před 2 lety +89

    First Crystal Pepsi, then Outside In, now this.
    How is it every time someone makes a YTP, it's not long before you make a joke dub with the same source?
    Testament to the Grindset, though. Mad respect, regardless.

    • @Huggbees
      @Huggbees  Před 2 lety +76

      Been watching YTP's for about 11 years now. They're in my blood.

    • @borby4584
      @borby4584 Před 2 lety

      Which YTP is this referring to?

    • @ThePuzzledboy
      @ThePuzzledboy Před 2 lety +5

      @@borby4584 "Seeder Point" by DaThings.

  • @Plasmacore_V
    @Plasmacore_V Před 2 lety +325

    Remember:
    if a kid isn't tall enough to ride and Karen says, "But they let him go on it before!" or "The manager said he could ride anyway" then it's okay to let them ride.
    Also if a guest asks you to ignore safety rules and says "It's okay, I won't sue." Then not only will something _definitely_ not go wrong but they really won't sue.

  • @lordz19
    @lordz19 Před 2 lety +116

    Straight off the recording of a podcast episode, Andrew has created another banger.

    • @erismason3441
      @erismason3441 Před 2 lety +1

      I think using the word "banger" draws the porn bots in faster.

  • @Plan-xb1hs
    @Plan-xb1hs Před 2 lety +460

    As someone who has had the displeasure of going to Cedar Point, I’m shocked that there wasn’t a segment of the training video about how to ignore, mistreat and talk down to customers trying to buy tickets at the front gate.

    • @DeagleGamesTV
      @DeagleGamesTV Před 2 lety +46

      should have paid entry explicitly with late 90's early 2000's mountain dew cans.

    • @augusth8895
      @augusth8895 Před 2 lety +20

      Get the tickets online, they’re cheaper

    • @lairdcummings9092
      @lairdcummings9092 Před 2 lety +12

      That section of operations is covered in the Advanced Topics Addendum.

    • @1piemanpie
      @1piemanpie Před 2 lety +14

      Clearly you've never been to a six flags park

    • @chrisfrommrbeast
      @chrisfrommrbeast Před 2 lety +5

      I once was going to go to Cedar Point, but then a small hurricane hit it on the day we were supposed to go. Haven't gone still.

  • @imustbecrazy5626
    @imustbecrazy5626 Před 2 lety +205

    The 'pay attention to the kids' part is actually in the Disney manual.
    We got credits for pointing out "sexy" kids to our manager.
    A lot of kids went missing in 1998.
    But that never left the park.
    What happened in Disney stayed in Disney.

    • @burnttoast9081
      @burnttoast9081 Před 2 lety +14

      If this is true, I'm certainly not surprised there are pedos in Disney Park Management.

    • @OffGridInvestor
      @OffGridInvestor Před 2 lety +21

      @@burnttoast9081 pedos TARGET jobs at places like that.

    • @tangyturtle8745
      @tangyturtle8745 Před 2 lety +25

      @@burnttoast9081 I'm like 90% sure OP was joking

    • @Gr3nadgr3gory
      @Gr3nadgr3gory Před 2 lety +33

      I thought you were supposed to point out kids that could replace the dead ones on "it's a small world"

    • @TheSonicsean
      @TheSonicsean Před 2 lety +20

      Whew, thank God I was an ugly kid. I made it out ok

  • @Pokefan220195
    @Pokefan220195 Před 2 lety +119

    Did you really get Kevin Perjurer to read that ending?
    You're legendary

    • @JE-zl6uy
      @JE-zl6uy Před 2 lety +6

      I also had to double take...

    • @CMBlue
      @CMBlue Před rokem

      Shit was like a marvel post credits scene

  • @josephshindell4530
    @josephshindell4530 Před 2 lety +16

    "On holidays up to 5 children lost is acceptable" killed me 😭

  • @AmusementLabs
    @AmusementLabs Před 2 lety +138

    The handicap part is sadly still alive and well. I went to Six Flags Magic Mountain and they decided to smash their flashpass line and ADA line together so even though I'm going to a different line I have to ask people to let me by so I can get to it. That went about as well as you'd expect.

    • @SpicyButterflyWings
      @SpicyButterflyWings Před 2 lety +24

      Like the video said, legally they have to allow it, but they don't have to agree or advocate for disabled people wanting to enjoy amusement parks.

    • @phsyco_gaming6262
      @phsyco_gaming6262 Před 2 lety +1

      I went to 6 flags with my ex a couple of times who has type 1 diabetes and they gave her the ADA pass. At our 6 flags, the ADA line is literally the exit line which is separete from the flash pass

    • @joeyvindictive3552
      @joeyvindictive3552 Před 2 lety

      @@phsyco_gaming6262 I can't tell if you're joking. My ex also has type 1 but she was perfectly capable of standing in line 🤣

  • @maenad1231
    @maenad1231 Před 2 lety +44

    “You’re only getting older”
    Me: It hurts

  • @TehDPeh
    @TehDPeh Před 2 lety +29

    This might be about a specific park but totally reflects the same experience you’ll have at ANY Cedar Point property. Completely accurate.

    • @fdss-el6lt
      @fdss-el6lt Před 2 lety

      Up in ohio by Lake Erie there is a cedar point park called Cedar Point

  • @boxinajar3143
    @boxinajar3143 Před 2 lety +58

    So smart to get the Perj to help with this project! Absolutely hilarious to hear him outside of Defunctland. Another smash hit!

    • @charlestoncooper5265
      @charlestoncooper5265 Před 2 lety +6

      exactly the funniest part is that my brain is hardwired to accept whatever he says as fact when it comes to theme parks so i kinda nodded along to it

  • @jim_is_missing
    @jim_is_missing Před 2 lety +24

    As someone that worked at cedar point, this is the exact training video I was showed when I started.
    It's very informative.

    • @evervirescent
      @evervirescent Před rokem

      i heard that they wiped employees’ memories after they left, but i guess that’s just a rumor

    • @nikolasperez7745
      @nikolasperez7745 Před rokem

      How hard were the Barbagazis to deal with?

  • @sjk5326
    @sjk5326 Před 2 lety +36

    As someone who actually is a ride operator, I wish this is what our training was like

  • @marcosfern777
    @marcosfern777 Před 2 lety +50

    The “grandma will live another year, probably” implies that they keep you there as a park empty for a whole year

  • @iana1641
    @iana1641 Před 2 lety +21

    Defunctland will turn a sane man into a themepark nutter. I will never be the same.

  • @redbeard716
    @redbeard716 Před 2 lety +14

    Dammit man!! I worked there in 1998!! Why you gotta bring up nostalgia from when I was younger and didn't have so many responsibilities!!
    *shakes fist /throws out back*

  • @TheScienceNerd100
    @TheScienceNerd100 Před 2 lety +26

    As a former theme park ride operator, they used this same video to train us. Thank you for sharing with everyone how safe they will be with our proper training.

  • @lilythearcticfox
    @lilythearcticfox Před 2 lety +136

    I've been to Cedar Point, this is exactly what happens, I remember how much fear I could sense in the employees

  • @yabattler
    @yabattler Před 2 lety +70

    As someone who used to be a ride operator at a themepark, this was the best thing I've ever seen. Pretty spot on with how close to the surface the "safety [not getting sued] is our first priority" thing runs through all of the training.

  • @clownfromclowntown
    @clownfromclowntown Před 2 lety +248

    Being from Ohio, I gotta say cedar point is the only thing keeping us from just embracing the corn fields and disappearing off this plane of existence

    • @MetanoiaMan
      @MetanoiaMan Před 2 lety +12

      Don't forget the abandoned factories!

    • @sml2k186
      @sml2k186 Před 2 lety +10

      @@MetanoiaMan we’re not all like Cleveland luckily

    • @clownfromclowntown
      @clownfromclowntown Před 2 lety +7

      @@sml2k186 unfortunately I am from Cleveland

    • @porguinturtle3854
      @porguinturtle3854 Před 2 lety +6

      @@sml2k186 y’all are probably just like corn, void, and Cleveland

    • @BenjaminGessel
      @BenjaminGessel Před 2 lety +3

      What about tires/rubber, steel, automotive, seaports, hygene products, chemicals, grocery store/food companies, cherries, berries, apples, pears, plums, higher education, pigs/pork, vegetables, other theme parks, hay/alfalfa, cultural arts/music, sports/hockey, and NOT being Detroit?? 😁😁😁
      I forgot WKRP in Cincinnati... 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

  • @zaneworldslayer
    @zaneworldslayer Před 2 lety +10

    I think one of my favorite aspects of this whole thing is how dense the jokes are packed in to the whole video.

  • @snapkickUUUU
    @snapkickUUUU Před 2 lety +18

    It's butts nuts how long you've been able to keep this gimmick fresh, finding new styles and jokes the entire way, and I'd say this is easily one of your best, next to the Inside Out one.

  • @tabby5228
    @tabby5228 Před 2 lety +31

    Man, this takes me back. Worked there years ago, and it all feels too recent. Especially the invasion.

  • @simonwaffleman
    @simonwaffleman Před 2 lety +11

    I didn't read the description before playing. Love the inclusion of Defunctland.
    Caught me off guard and laughed my ass off.

  • @lucid2957
    @lucid2957 Před 2 lety +80

    Your videos really do genuinely make my day better(or at least that hour of the day). I don't know how one person can be so funny.

  • @fredrickseiler4492
    @fredrickseiler4492 Před 2 lety +5

    Cedar Point is actually a super fucking cool amusement park. This is great.

  • @Kurtikai69
    @Kurtikai69 Před 2 lety +4

    2:22 favourite quote of the video

  • @31704
    @31704 Před 2 lety +13

    "World ending corn dogs" made me laugh more than it should have.

  • @TaiZidek
    @TaiZidek Před 2 lety +9

    Hearing Kevin's voice made me so happy! Defunctland is one of my favorite channels!

  • @Saavedra765
    @Saavedra765 Před 2 lety +8

    Man you just got off of doing the official podcast now CZcams this is great

  • @tescomealdeal9901
    @tescomealdeal9901 Před 2 lety +15

    Never seen a cedar point nor was aware of its existence before this video but after watching, I can absolutely confirm this is accurate and I now want to work at cedar point

  • @dansintheband
    @dansintheband Před 2 lety +7

    Can confirm that Worlds Of Fun is doing just fine and gearing up for another season of avoiding lawsuits.

    • @karnickel-s33d16
      @karnickel-s33d16 Před 2 lety

      My dad was able to buy his first car because he split his head open on the Timber Wolf.

  • @shifty913
    @shifty913 Před 2 lety +4

    I now have to meet with my supervisor for watching this video during work. I was in tears the whole time then when Defunctland started talking. I screamed "Fuck yeah!"

  • @Nitrolord
    @Nitrolord Před 2 lety +5

    "None of the rides have a girth limit, excluding your mother"
    That might have been the most naturally-placed roast of all time what

  • @RedxCarmine
    @RedxCarmine Před 2 lety +46

    I loved Cedar Point as a kid. Can confirm all of this is true. The cocaine really did wear off!

  • @calla6141
    @calla6141 Před 2 lety +12

    As a Michigander that works at Cedar Point I can say that this video is 100% true

  • @samsonk2077
    @samsonk2077 Před 2 lety +137

    9:36
    In order to refill the fire extinguisher, would you use a refilling machine or just a regular filling machine?

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 Před 2 lety +15

      Dont you fucking talk about refilling machines, we all signed a pact and I expect you to hold to it

    • @sml2k186
      @sml2k186 Před 2 lety +19

      @@skeetsmcgrew3282 the pact was broken 20 years ago after the filling machine wars kicked off

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 Před 2 lety +11

      @@sml2k186 Just because some people choose not to be patriots because of a little skirmish doesnt mean I do. These colors dont run

    • @the_inquisitive_inquisitor
      @the_inquisitive_inquisitor Před 2 lety +3

      @@skeetsmcgrew3282 Lol I'm sorry... WHAT?
      I feel like I'm missing out on some lore here...

    • @gamepro0167
      @gamepro0167 Před rokem +2

      @@the_inquisitive_inquisitor they’re talking about the filling machine wars

  • @icycrusader1947
    @icycrusader1947 Před 2 lety +6

    2:08 Depends on the popstar in question.

  • @gavind351
    @gavind351 Před 2 lety +27

    I remember one time my school's choir tried to get people onto a field trip to cedar point. I was sick when that day arrived (and I wasn't planning on going anyway) so I stayed home. It ended up raining the day they went and around 20 people got sick and they all described the park to me as "boring when without friends"

  • @molestingfood
    @molestingfood Před 2 lety +5

    i had to watch this very video for work once, so its hilarious seeing this more comical rendition 10/10

  • @MotJ949
    @MotJ949 Před 2 lety +4

    I feel like this is the era of “America’s Roller Coast, celebrating 125 years of cheap thrills”

  • @PSroka
    @PSroka Před 2 lety +9

    please more of this, it was perfect ♥️

  • @sml2k186
    @sml2k186 Před 2 lety +4

    As someone who worked for cedar fair, I can confirm this is the crazy shit we’ve had to see while working

  • @stygian4029
    @stygian4029 Před 2 lety +1

    I thought I’d never hear “cedar point” again after moving to california. This made me smile. So many good memories there

  • @Ravi_34
    @Ravi_34 Před 2 lety +7

    You are a legend, I love Kevin and his content! One of the best videos you’ve made so far.

  • @upside-downsmore9437
    @upside-downsmore9437 Před 2 lety +3

    the ride girth limit joke has multiple layers lmao

  • @SwellHell.
    @SwellHell. Před 2 lety +4

    “Desire the children” -Huggbees 2022

  • @Hallwo_333
    @Hallwo_333 Před 2 lety +1

    DUDE I can't believe you got Defunctland on this, these videos just keep getting better

  • @Predator20357
    @Predator20357 Před 2 lety +7

    These two guys are great, especially Dickkinsel, though he does sound like he would talk to me about FastPasses

  • @x_dexie1991
    @x_dexie1991 Před 2 lety +27

    Directions unclear, where do we hide the kids when they stop breathing so we don't get another lawsuit?

    • @ChaoticAphrodite
      @ChaoticAphrodite Před 2 lety +8

      Where do you think ride grease comes from?

    • @x_dexie1991
      @x_dexie1991 Před 2 lety +1

      I thought it came from the cats and dogs we confiscate at the gate

    • @Jadriam
      @Jadriam Před 2 lety +1

      @@x_dexie1991 I thought that's what the fake dogs were made from? I need to re-watch the training video now.

    • @mrwoodchuck94
      @mrwoodchuck94 Před 2 lety +2

      In the trash compactor

  • @50shadesofu80
    @50shadesofu80 Před 2 lety +4

    5:51 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I just pissed someone's pants

  • @villainouschance3182
    @villainouschance3182 Před 2 lety +2

    The defunctland cameo was unexpected to be sure but amazing

  • @prodmvp
    @prodmvp Před 2 lety

    This will forever be my greatest introduction to a channel ever

  • @sonarium3542
    @sonarium3542 Před 2 lety +4

    10:30
    *it really is lonely out here in the mid-west*
    -Someone that lives in Southeast Indiana

  • @ottoossy
    @ottoossy Před 2 lety +17

    as a local native who goes here every year i can attest you need a license to eat icecream
    (i have now realized someone else also commented this, hello ohio friends)

  • @QJDWG
    @QJDWG Před 2 lety +2

    One of the greatest crossovers in CZcams history.

  • @badatgaming
    @badatgaming Před 2 lety +2

    I love this. I wish I could smuggle the Knott's Berry Farm training videos out for you.

  • @GermiesCoasterYard
    @GermiesCoasterYard Před 2 lety +5

    As a Cedar Point employee, I can confirm this video to be accurate.

  • @Fulgrim2
    @Fulgrim2 Před 2 lety +3

    I had to hit pause several times to catch my breath from laughing so hard.

  • @hilotakenaka
    @hilotakenaka Před 2 lety +1

    I like how you can tell this is the most accurate one yet because of all the comments saying so

  • @zorin79
    @zorin79 Před 2 lety +1

    Wonderful video and quite a treat to hear Mr. DEFUNCTLAND HIMSELF!

  • @PaulyPop
    @PaulyPop Před 2 lety +10

    I’ve worked at one of cedar point’s amusement parks. 6/10
    It mostly depends on how many employees are hired and their attitude. Unfortunately my team was mostly around the 16-18 age and their work effort wasn’t all their. But can’t blame them, they are only in high school
    Worked in food and beverage department and sadly the supervisors didn’t put more focus on safety but instead wanted more efficiency.
    Feel free treat this comment as a AMA

    • @fdss-el6lt
      @fdss-el6lt Před 2 lety +2

      How do i breathe

    • @am_chicken
      @am_chicken Před 2 lety

      They ever ask you to hide stuff from health inspectors or anything like that?
      Or hiding less than ideal/safe things from the customers?

  • @samvsmedia8680
    @samvsmedia8680 Před 2 lety +3

    I just started working at Disney, now I'm jealous of Cedar Point

  • @NailTransGayming
    @NailTransGayming Před 2 lety +1

    The surprise defunctland cameo had me screaming. Top tier content as always.

  • @entothechesnautknight1762

    I love the corpritist dystopia you build in these videos, such a fun apocalypse.
    Too bad we're just stuck with drowning and drought...

  • @ganzonomy
    @ganzonomy Před 2 lety +4

    These training videos are hilarious!!!! More please!

  • @BigScreamingBaby
    @BigScreamingBaby Před 2 lety +3

    Man the current owner of cedar point sounds like he knows a lot about theme parks

  • @SethWistful
    @SethWistful Před 2 lety

    Your editing is so subtle and gentle, it's part of the secret sauce to make me laugh my butt off

  • @LegendaryKazooMann1936

    I love this so much!!
    Currently working at a job at an amusement park and I'll have to share this with some of my co workers :)

  • @TheLastArbiter
    @TheLastArbiter Před 2 lety +4

    I feel like this was the employee briefing for action park.

  • @jamiibear
    @jamiibear Před 2 lety +3

    As someone who works in an amusement park as a ride operator, I can say that these all are true.

  • @anthonyhalstead6854
    @anthonyhalstead6854 Před 2 lety

    My favorite part of this video was being able to recognize the coasters that still exist from just a brief second of looking at them. So many good memories here.

  • @LeeDeeLee7
    @LeeDeeLee7 Před 2 lety

    This is your best video yet! Keep up the great work! 👍

  • @reeloriginal3359
    @reeloriginal3359 Před 2 lety +4

    I worked at Carowinds recently (a sister park under Cedar Fair) and the orientation video they played for everyone was extremely similar to this one. Very outdated.

  • @John_Smith_Dumfugg
    @John_Smith_Dumfugg Před 2 lety +9

    6:54 I know this is supposed to be a joke, but Alexes actually exist. I was an Alex.

  • @tbird1991
    @tbird1991 Před rokem +1

    My mom used to work at cedar point and she was trained by these exact videos. She was laughing the entire time

  • @kieran.grant_
    @kieran.grant_ Před 2 lety +2

    Outside In had better shock value, but this video was more consistently funny. Might be my favorite one yet!

  • @antisocial5721
    @antisocial5721 Před 2 lety +27

    Are they trained to know the difference between a filling and rinsing machine?

  • @d1_v_1ne
    @d1_v_1ne Před 2 lety +7

    Remember to take a moment each day to contemplate how much better your life would have been if you went to college.
    -He was referring to me

  • @dejboi
    @dejboi Před 2 lety +1

    Look man idk if this means anything to you but your vids always put a smile on my face no matter the times. I could be shitting out a huge glass covered cactus during my 4th year level quantum thermodynamics final, or I could be just depresso espresso, or I could be dreaming about my crush liking me back, it really doesn’t matter, your off brand comedy always makes me smile.
    So thank you :)

  • @davecrashes4905
    @davecrashes4905 Před 2 lety

    This is one of your best. Well done!!!

  • @ethanmccue4468
    @ethanmccue4468 Před 2 lety +3

    7:05 Thought he said DadBot, like the youtuber Dad, and the guy looks like him too.

  • @lasaintebible4458
    @lasaintebible4458 Před 2 lety +4

    5:35 Huggbees addicted to children

  • @TinkersKustomPaintball
    @TinkersKustomPaintball Před 2 lety +2

    Definitely one of my favorite videos. Training videos from the 90s are always wacky

  • @april_
    @april_ Před rokem +4

    12:00 My state fairgrounds actually used to be where they put with people of Japanese ancestry in captivity after Pearl Harbor