Coelacanths are terrible, yet lovable anomalies of nature. Here's a few reasons why.

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  • čas přidán 15. 06. 2024
  • I'm just glad it's not called a Coela-Can because god knows it Coelacanth.
    Funny drink sponsor: gamersupps.gg/Gunface
    Timestamps
    0:00 Intro, yadungus.
    3:25 Coelacanth Introduction
    3:47 Evolution, and lack thereof
    8:55 Coelacanth Discovery (and RP)
    15:38 Coelacanth Social Lives, and lack thereof
    17:50 Coelacanth mating
    18:14 Depression
    19:29 Back to Coelacanth mating
    22:18 What is language
    22:35 Coelacanth Outro
    25:28 Sponsor Nonsense
    Links to Davey and other various Davey Accessories:
    If you want ALL of the links, here's a tree: linktr.ee/daveygunface
    Patreon: / daveygunface
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    Streams, from time to time: / daveygunface
    Music Used:
    OFF - A Stab of Happiness
    FrostPunk - Into the Storm
    OneShot - To Sleep
    Final Fantasy 12 - The Skycity of Bhujerba
    Doki Doki Literature Club - Main Theme
    Pokemon Omega Ruby / Alpha Sapphire - Abandoned Ship
    GTA San Andreas - Mission Passed
    Undertale - Temmie Village
    OneShot - On Little Cat Feet
    United States of America National Anthem
    Off - The Meaning Of His Tears
    Silver Scrapes
    Mumbo’s Mountain - Banjo Kazooie
    Coelacanth footage used:
    Coelacanth Dive, KZN (South Coast RSA)
    Coelacanths, Living Fossils of the Sea
    A Living Fossil - The Coelacanth
    Living Fossil - Coelacanth (Lots of name variety here)
    Coelacanth Discoveries
    Facts The Coelacanth
    Ancient Creature of the Deep
    Diving with Coelacanths
    Meet the Coelacanth
    Other footage used:
    Maverick (for post apocalyptic scenery)
    Cooking footage from Travel Thirsty
    Ocean Drinking(???) from BadlandsChugs
    Jurassic World Evolution 2 footage from Cool Dinosaurs
    Animal Crossing footage from by Arbuckle
    ARK from Cantex and Wolf 350
    Nier Automata from eekiehd
    Sonic Frontiers from Andrew Louis
    Reel Fishing 2 from Lee BH
    Beach footage from Celtic Paths 4K
    Weirdo Coelacanth Humanoid footage from Humanoids from the Deep (obviously) and Carnage Count
    National Geographic footage too
    African Fat Tail Gecko footage from The Bio Dude, Zilla, and Clint's Reptiles

Komentáře • 1K

  • @Salted_Fysh
    @Salted_Fysh Před rokem +2837

    Let me put it like this:
    If you've managed to survive for 400 million years without any real noticeable change while the evolutionary arms race waged all around you...
    then you're probably pretty damn perfect.

    • @bellingtoned
      @bellingtoned Před rokem +248

      Yea sharks have changed more then these Gods

    • @MultiNaruto900
      @MultiNaruto900 Před rokem +221

      They gotta be doing _something_ right.

    • @Glory2Snowstar
      @Glory2Snowstar Před rokem +226

      They've still evolved quite a bit, it's just all internal stuff that isn't easily noticeable.
      The body plan's good though so it stays. That's the perfect part.

    • @Izunundara
      @Izunundara Před rokem +202

      Crab: THEY HATE US BECAUSE THEY AIN'T US
      YET

    • @exi_m7074
      @exi_m7074 Před rokem +73

      @@Izunundara*Carcinization!*

  • @lunanasushistax6692
    @lunanasushistax6692 Před rokem +1021

    I like the rabbit.
    It's a piece of shit that invades everyone's home while acting all cutesy, dies from loneliness, dies from overcrowdedness, dies from being shocked, dies from being bored, dies from partying too hard. The point is that they're fucking idiots and I love them

    • @DaveyGunface
      @DaveyGunface  Před rokem +286

      I think a pet rabbit/bunny would be neat, the more idiotic a fluffy creature is, the better a pet it is. I mean, that's why domesticated cats have been getting progressively dumber and dumber, yeah? :P

    • @misspurdy27288
      @misspurdy27288 Před rokem +127

      @@DaveyGunface yep, that’s why cats domesticated humans, we’re sufficiently dumb to make good pets.

    • @613-shadow9
      @613-shadow9 Před rokem +22

      @@misspurdy27288 why would a cat make a pet out of something they hate?

    • @elcidgaming
      @elcidgaming Před rokem +38

      @@DaveyGunface Domestic rabbits are so dumb that they don't get stressed as much by a real threat of being prey lol
      I have a pet rabbit it isn't even afraid of cats (it should be!)
      They also have a very high mortality rate when young but they multiply very fast. in a way its the same strategy as a Coelacanth but different stats were priotitized

    • @DocHolliday1851
      @DocHolliday1851 Před rokem +12

      To be fair, I did slowly introduce my rabbit & cat to each other so now they're friends. My cat doesn't have a high instinct to hunt though, and my rabbit is around the same size. My sister did have a cat that was terrified of my rabbit for some odd reason. He never bit it or anything while they visited, but it'd quickly jog away if my rabbit so much as looked at it. Weird cat.

  • @Josh1EWawa
    @Josh1EWawa Před rokem +1392

    never related to a fish this fast.

    • @ethanfrench9111
      @ethanfrench9111 Před rokem +45

      Yeah, I have finally found something to stand on my head in dark places with.

    • @ninjadolphin01
      @ninjadolphin01 Před rokem +21

      You're related to this fish

    • @user-dc6pm3mc4b
      @user-dc6pm3mc4b Před rokem +6

      @@ninjadolphin01 you might be but I'm not

    • @fastinradfordable
      @fastinradfordable Před rokem +1

      I like u Josh

    • @samfish2550
      @samfish2550 Před rokem +6

      @@user-dc6pm3mc4b I mean.... Technically every single animal on land with a spine is a fish. This isn't an exaggeration. Vertebrates all to current science have a carp buried in the forgotten depths of our family tree.

  • @shinyaltaria1388
    @shinyaltaria1388 Před rokem +1092

    Coelacanths are the most dedicated playerbase in real life, for the sole reason they haven't changed in so god darn long.

    • @princeofrain1428
      @princeofrain1428 Před rokem +67

      Genwunners through and through

    • @karno6679
      @karno6679 Před rokem +47

      I mean… horseshoe crab players?

    • @The-jy3yq
      @The-jy3yq Před rokem +75

      @@karno6679 crabs are basically the worker rush of evolution
      low skill floor
      low skill ceiling
      it's easy to accomplish, but it's incredibly hard to come up with additions to that

    • @kilderok
      @kilderok Před rokem +32

      They don't even get a skill tree, what they spawn with is it.

    • @RobleViejo
      @RobleViejo Před rokem +39

      Coelacanths, Horseshoe Crabs, Dragonflies and Crocodiles
      are the epitome of the expression "If aint broken dont fix it"

  • @TheAnon03
    @TheAnon03 Před rokem +541

    If it's gone over 400,000,000 and EVERY major extinction event including "The Great Dying" without really changing at all then it may be the one of the best animals ever.

    • @scottpeltier3977
      @scottpeltier3977 Před rokem +71

      “What’s an extinction? Oh that time when things got quieter? I slept very well back then!”

    • @niggacockball7995
      @niggacockball7995 Před rokem +7

      Just like the horseshoe crabs

    • @kyledunn3747
      @kyledunn3747 Před rokem

      Thought he said 4 or 40 million

    • @TheAnon03
      @TheAnon03 Před rokem +5

      @@kyledunn3747 He definitely says 400 Million BC

    • @kyledunn3747
      @kyledunn3747 Před rokem

      @@TheAnon03 k

  • @blurobinss
    @blurobinss Před rokem +292

    oh to be a coelacanth, chilling in a cave, doing headstands and staring at a wall

    • @Zynet_Eseled
      @Zynet_Eseled Před rokem +7

      If they became smarter, I.E maybe the brain fat was more like 90% instead of 98.5%, it could have led to its extinction.

  • @deerking7464
    @deerking7464 Před rokem +630

    Love how all these videos used of Coelacanths in the sea are them just vibing around, no thoughts, head empty at all times

    • @DaveyGunface
      @DaveyGunface  Před rokem +251

      Genuinely, there is like ~5 minutes of decent footage at the very most and all of it is just this thing going ._. while the recorders are going fucking cocoa for cocoa puffs.

    • @instantregretplaylist
      @instantregretplaylist Před rokem +25

      @@DaveyGunface That's cause they are very very endangered. There's like ~400 left in the world. Genuinely.

    • @scottpeltier3977
      @scottpeltier3977 Před rokem +9

      @@instantregretplaylistthe meta ain’t fully dead yet, the fact it’s still clinging to life means a lot

    • @instantregretplaylist
      @instantregretplaylist Před rokem +3

      @@scottpeltier3977 I was giving an explanation of why there wasn't much footage not the strats

    • @rachaelm3135
      @rachaelm3135 Před rokem

      Head full of fat :3

  • @sirskitariibush5570
    @sirskitariibush5570 Před rokem +477

    Yeah, the spot of my favourite animal is contested between sharks and crocodiles for the same reason: youc could go back in time for millions of years, take a look at their predecessors and think "Yep, that's a shark/crocodile".

    • @DaveyGunface
      @DaveyGunface  Před rokem +178

      Crocodiles/Alligators are fucking sick, I don't know how else to put it other than I genuinely forget that they're a real animal until I see footage of them doing their thing.

    • @desertdude540
      @desertdude540 Před rokem +16

      "Sharkodile" would be a great title for an absolutely terrible Sci-Fi Channel movie.

    • @everythingsalright1121
      @everythingsalright1121 Před rokem +1

      Blahaj!

    • @zathtanks
      @zathtanks Před měsícem

      sharks an d crocodillians are both far less evolutionarily stable.

  • @vanderkarl3927
    @vanderkarl3927 Před rokem +866

    I have a certain amount of respect for coelacanth mains. They have absolutely no regard for the meta (based), and don't get as bodied as they really ought to be simply because they're unbearable in PvP. Everything they do is objectively wrong, but they haven't had to change their playstyle even through several patches simply because absolutely nobody wants to deal with them, not even the devs, not even most human mains, which is saying something because those assholes just love to flaunt their OP P2W stats and tech however they can, including fucking with the priorly unfuckable.
    That said, I can see why they don't get many new players, since playing as them is just. So. Boring. Hell, even plant players get to have an strategic and engaging resource/time management loop and a fierce meta. I'd only recommend playing coelacanths to people who don't want to interact with the meta but aren't really into, well, fun.

    • @MLPGamer44
      @MLPGamer44 Před rokem +102

      So like season 4 Urgot top mains in league???

    • @DaveyGunface
      @DaveyGunface  Před rokem +179

      @@MLPGamer44 I miss old Urgot. I miss when there was an unequivocal WORST champ in the game and you could bet I mained that fucker. The satisfaction of 8,000 pings and all chat spamming "URGOD" the second you achieve anything higher than a double kill or .8 KDA was heartwarming.

    • @Peter_Turbo4
      @Peter_Turbo4 Před rokem +53

      The other week I encountered a Clan of Corvid Players running a janky meme strategy of mimicking the human playstyle, it was just a mix of Crows, Ravens & Other Corvids pretending to be a society for no other reason than to have a Milsim Roleplay
      10/10 would spectate again

    • @randompersonyoudontknow5763
      @randompersonyoudontknow5763 Před rokem +30

      Here's something arguably even more boring than the coelacanth, Cave fish! Like really any kind. You kinda just stay in a cave and hope some other players excrete waste so you can get xp.

    • @samfish2550
      @samfish2550 Před rokem +16

      They are basically just vr chat but everyone in the chat is antisocial.

  • @slaughterlord4190
    @slaughterlord4190 Před rokem +366

    Some Facts remind me about the Greenland Shark, they are pregnant for 8-18 years and need over 100 years to become adults...
    It's kind of an wonder how they survive

    • @gyppygirl2021
      @gyppygirl2021 Před rokem +88

      Greenland sharks also have poisonous flesh!

    • @gamedominatorxennongdm7956
      @gamedominatorxennongdm7956 Před rokem +1

      Good luck eating that shark raw, might as well swallow cyanide with it.

    • @morgan4574
      @morgan4574 Před rokem +60

      Great White Shark males don't reach sexual maturity until they're 35! Seconding I'm hoping for a Greenland Shark vid to follow the Coelacanth

    • @1stCallipostle
      @1stCallipostle Před rokem +6

      Aren't they having a really hard time surviving now?

    • @youtubecensorship842
      @youtubecensorship842 Před rokem +35

      @@1stCallipostle No one knows.
      Most of our "endangered" labels are false because we have extremely flimsy understanding of species numbers beyond what we have in pens.
      Plenty of "confirmed extinct" species end up popping up decades later.
      Now take that uncertainty, and multiply it by 3000% for any stats on sea creatures.

  • @Admiral_Chip
    @Admiral_Chip Před rokem +587

    I’m going to school for biology and this is pretty accurate lmao. My other favorite fish that exists because it’s useless is the ocean sunfish (mola mola). Also tasting awful is a legit evolution, lots of bugs have it namely the BoxElder bug

    • @DaveyGunface
      @DaveyGunface  Před rokem +195

      I do really enjoy the fact that the Mola Mola just lays an ungodly amount of eggs. If Coelacanths could do THAT instead of having terrible pregnancies we'd be in business.

    • @Pihsrosnec
      @Pihsrosnec Před rokem +98

      unfortunately for the sunfish, it's still not inedible enough to avoid parasites. fortunately for the sunfish, it is inedible enough that birds tend to only eat the parasites when they sunbathe.
      also how weird would being a parasite cleaner be? I'm just imagining a scifi or fantasy story in which humans have a symbiotic relationship with some giant sea monsters to remove and consume parasites, imagine walking across a giant sunfish

    • @powerup3005
      @powerup3005 Před rokem +48

      Mola mola are far more evolutionarily adept than most give them credit for, they're actually better swimmers than originally believed, they purposely sunbathe to remove parasites, it's thought that's also the cause of their breaching behavior where they launch themselves out of the water and slam back down just like many other species. I don't believe that eating jelly fish is a poor strategy, it's vital to an ecosystem and plenty of species do it. It's definitely a more viable strategy to focus hunting an entire genus vs specializing to just eat a handful of select plant species that are very nutritionally poor (Looking at you koalas, and both types of panda)

    • @Admiral_Chip
      @Admiral_Chip Před rokem +5

      @@powerup3005 Oh i know most animals have a ecological niche and they serve one but they are kinda a dumb lookin fish and i dont see a huge difference between eating something like jelly fish and pandas with bamboo but thats because im a red panda apologist lol

    • @ryeonspeed
      @ryeonspeed Před rokem +12

      @@Admiral_Chip red pandas aren't even actual pandas, they're more closely related to raccoons

  • @anthonygillette
    @anthonygillette Před rokem +39

    Don’t forget, theres a frog so small it can’t balance or jump properly; due to their small ears. and they hurt themselves when jumping. And this frog has a mating cry that can’t be heard by the species, because their ears are so small, and we’re not quite sure how they find mates. Even though they have a mating cry. They think it might just be that they can see eachother make the calls, but the sound is not involved. I believe it’s called a Pumpkin Toadlette

  • @srblackhat1
    @srblackhat1 Před rokem +78

    Can you imagine swimming into a cave, turning on a lantern, and suddenly there are 5 natural perfect fishes looking at you like 🗿

  • @bl4ck514
    @bl4ck514 Před rokem +153

    this has contributed nothing to my life, please make more

  • @cEighteen
    @cEighteen Před rokem +591

    Davey could talk about literally anything & I'll be entertained. He was probably my favourite youtuber, tragic what happened to him

    • @DaveyGunface
      @DaveyGunface  Před rokem +266

      Did I die? :(

    • @TheVoidIsCold
      @TheVoidIsCold Před rokem +244

      @@DaveyGunface Sometimes we can still hear his voice

    • @ManlyBog6448
      @ManlyBog6448 Před rokem +51

      @@TheVoidIsCold 😞

    • @karno6679
      @karno6679 Před rokem +85

      He got eaten by the ceolocanths

    • @dittm3r
      @dittm3r Před rokem +30

      @@DaveyGunface I heard on Reddit that you ate the ceelow-camp and didn't wake up in the morning

  • @luipaardprint
    @luipaardprint Před rokem +156

    For me it's the sloth, it's basically the landbased version of a coelacanth. It can only survive on leafs that are poisonous, and have so little nutritional value that it literally doesn't have the energy to turn on its brain most of the time.

    • @silverschmid4591
      @silverschmid4591 Před rokem +30

      what about koalas? aren't they the ones that eat poisonous leaves?

    • @ianraymo350
      @ianraymo350 Před rokem +16

      @@silverschmid4591 yea they mean koala's.

    • @TheGayestAspen
      @TheGayestAspen Před rokem +7

      Koalas literally needing to eat their mother's poop to be able to eat said poisonous leaves:

    • @luipaardprint
      @luipaardprint Před rokem +13

      @@ianraymo350 i did not mean koala's, I meant sloths. They're similar in diet, but sloths have some other quirks that make them worse/better.

    • @luipaardprint
      @luipaardprint Před rokem

      @@silverschmid4591 You can look up 'the insane biology of sloths' by a channel called real science if you're interested.

  • @antonioferrari241
    @antonioferrari241 Před rokem +52

    Panda: Is it possible to learn this power?
    Coelacanth: Not from a mammal.

  • @SkittzelzStudios
    @SkittzelzStudios Před rokem +53

    “He’s just a cute little man, and has all the qualities a cute little man should have,” cracks me up. I love the way people talk about their dogs, it’s always so funny.

  • @eggmug562
    @eggmug562 Před rokem +75

    Coelacanths are fucking god tier I love them so much
    Also the fact they haven't had to evolve means they are by nature perfect

  • @Glory2Snowstar
    @Glory2Snowstar Před rokem +176

    We seriously need more quality content of people praising random animals like this, it's wonderful.
    One day, I shall have crafted the finest critique on why pycnogonids are based.
    Also bats are the best animals they have everything, they are fluffy and spooky and crazy diverse

    • @DaveyGunface
      @DaveyGunface  Před rokem +45

      Bats are adorable, maybe not the bigger ones but the smaller ones for sure.
      Also gotta love their name in German, Fledermaus, which pretty much just translates to "fluttering mouse" which isn't wrong.

    • @jasonreed7522
      @jasonreed7522 Před rokem +4

      I was watching a nature documentary and when i noticed the fruit bats looked kinda like foxes and were cute i decided that humans are programmed to think any furry triangular face is adorable.
      We have no reason to view bats as cute a cuddly considering the disease risk of bats being virus vectors who we should try and stay away from. (But let them eat mosquitoes for us)

    • @SpaceHearts160
      @SpaceHearts160 Před rokem +5

      @@jasonreed7522 I'm not sure where, but I think I read somewhere that human brains are programmed to think babies are cute and anything that shares traits with babies are also cute. Why are teddy bears cute? Big ol foreheads and Chihuahua eyes. Why are Chihuahuas cute? Big ol foreheads and eyes. There's got to be something about other mammals that spark the same 'aw cute' that babies do.

    • @mikedrop4421
      @mikedrop4421 Před rokem

      Sequel Edition? Is that the most epic/nerdy way to say you're a junior that's ever been devised?

    • @edgybubblegum6404
      @edgybubblegum6404 Před 11 měsíci

      @@SpaceHearts160 is this why we love autism creatures

  • @lamarepository248
    @lamarepository248 Před rokem +32

    He has not changed for 400 million years because he is without flaw.

  • @__-be1gk
    @__-be1gk Před rokem +217

    It's very surprising how few animals have evolved to taste bad

    • @isuckatusernames4297
      @isuckatusernames4297 Před rokem +23

      now to be fair, we only started farming thel relatively recently.

    • @willw5868
      @willw5868 Před rokem +80

      That’s actually a very common evolutionary strategy, mostly with insects. Many brightly colored insects are either poisonous or just bad tasting. This is to earn predators that they are nasty so they don’t make the mistake of eating them.

    • @dreadcrimson7966
      @dreadcrimson7966 Před rokem +75

      Oh, they do sometimes. Then something evolves to not give a shit lmao

    • @left4twenty
      @left4twenty Před rokem +28

      Not to mention plants, 95% of them taste terrible

    • @Puerco-Potter
      @Puerco-Potter Před rokem +23

      @@dreadcrimson7966 for what we know they evolved to actually like that taste. There is not objectively terrible taste

  • @Ly_7838
    @Ly_7838 Před rokem +32

    So......the living embodiment of "No thoughts, head empty"? I've never related to something like I have now

  • @WoobertAIO
    @WoobertAIO Před rokem +71

    How can we be talking about real animals that shouldn't be able to exist, without mentioning the Mola-Mola fish or Koalas?

    • @The-jy3yq
      @The-jy3yq Před rokem +14

      Koalas live in Australia
      There are basically no predators in Australia
      that's also the reason for why you can see platypuses(not Perrys) and echidnas(klock klock klock) today (since they come from a time long, and I mean _long_ gone)

    • @613-shadow9
      @613-shadow9 Před rokem +4

      @@The-jy3yq i think you mean echidnas (knock, knock it's knuckles)

    • @The-jy3yq
      @The-jy3yq Před rokem +2

      @@613-shadow9 klock klock klock du u no da way

    • @AlinaAniretake
      @AlinaAniretake Před rokem +2

      Didn't you meant pandas?

    • @WoobertAIO
      @WoobertAIO Před rokem +5

      @@AlinaAniretake pandas are different, in the sense that they were seemingly designed to die off naturally at some point, while Mola-Mola and Koalas feel like something someone would create to troll nature itself.

  • @perihelion1225
    @perihelion1225 Před rokem +48

    I always love hearing about this fish. It’s been a long time since I’ve heard the word “coelacanth” and this was a great reminder. Thank you!

  • @SRPowers2891
    @SRPowers2891 Před rokem +45

    Bruh, I was 3 whiskeys deep and went down the CZcams black hole and found this. I don’t know if you said a damn thing during this video or if it was the whiskey speaking through my headphones. Either way you, sir, keep on keeping on, this video made one of my rare days off better. Cheers!

    • @Hypnotically_Caucasian
      @Hypnotically_Caucasian Před rokem +3

      I wish there was a CZcams black hole tab
      Sounds terrifying

    • @Toksyuryel
      @Toksyuryel Před rokem +4

      @@Hypnotically_Caucasian Recommendations, scroll one page down from the top of the list and pick something. After a few layers of this you'll be in some very unique territory.

  • @solanceDarkMOW
    @solanceDarkMOW Před rokem +26

    Not a 10 page essay, but I will say that coelacanths as an order [actinistians] have been around for 400 million years, the coelacanth species we have today are relatively recent additions to the order, in the scope of things.
    Had to say something.

    • @Bwizz245
      @Bwizz245 Před rokem +6

      And to add onto that, the order Actinistia was actually pretty diverse and there are plenty of extinct coelacanths that look almost nothing like the ones alive today

  • @hackermanack3393
    @hackermanack3393 Před rokem +32

    " I want to seduce the Coelacanth "
    *rolls*
    " Natural 20 "

    • @dodojesus4529
      @dodojesus4529 Před rokem

      Now what...

    • @adamjenkins7653
      @adamjenkins7653 Před rokem +3

      You are arrested as she is only 40.

    • @AlinaAniretake
      @AlinaAniretake Před rokem

      @@adamjenkins7653 it's worse. She is literally brainless, which is not good person to seduce, honestly

  • @alchemysaga3745
    @alchemysaga3745 Před rokem +8

    Your affection for the coelacanth is very reminiscent of the affection many Pokémon fans have for Quagsire. The whole "this thing is too dumb to have survived this long, yet somehow has, and I fucking LOVE them for it."
    Surprised I guessed the pregnancy length right.
    ... and I know this is barely related to the video topic but...
    I fucking *LOVE* foxes- both the standard red fox (who can survive in nearly any environment, and have a minimum of 47 different subspecies *on their own!*) but also the vulpine group on the whole. There are foxes on every continent, sans Antarctica. They're just... adaptable little dudes.

  • @rabbitweasel
    @rabbitweasel Před rokem +27

    I just have to say that your delivery on Coelacanths makes the topic 100x better than it deserves to be. Keep up the good work.

  • @LillianKoi
    @LillianKoi Před rokem +51

    This isn't going to blow up unfortunately, but this is by far my favorite video of yours. It's hilarious, passionate and adorable, and I love it.

  • @rossmarshall566
    @rossmarshall566 Před rokem +48

    This is my new favorite video of all time. I hope you never feel restricted to make only video game stuff.

  • @thek9408
    @thek9408 Před rokem +21

    It looked at all the fancy evolution everyone else got, and went "no, i do not need this, I need urea in my fucking meat"

  • @worstspytf2824
    @worstspytf2824 Před rokem +90

    The only reason Coelacanath's might not be my new favorite animal is because Tardigrades have survived in the vacuum of space when Nasa threw them out of a rocket. (As well as many other things that would kill most other organisms)

    • @Hypnotically_Caucasian
      @Hypnotically_Caucasian Před rokem +15

      Tardigrades are also chonky

    • @juliabarrow-hemmings6624
      @juliabarrow-hemmings6624 Před rokem +68

      Tardigrades are weird because they will survive the most extreme punishment, yet their most prolific predator in the world isn't some super specialised hunter or anything, its a goddamn snail, not even a special snail, just a regular ass snail... After snails their most common hunter is themselves though, because why not.
      Tardigrades basically saw the resistance traits and went "Oh dang, I can become immune to nuclear bombs!? Sick", and then promptly forgot to get any normal defences.

    • @Puerco-Potter
      @Puerco-Potter Před rokem +25

      @@juliabarrow-hemmings6624 they are the Megumin of defense.

    • @0g0mogosepikworld31
      @0g0mogosepikworld31 Před rokem +17

      @@Puerco-Potter I hate that this makes sense and I want you to know it

    • @SweetThingsSourPeople
      @SweetThingsSourPeople Před rokem +7

      Never forget that they were fired out of a gun, they did not survive that

  • @EnergyBurst2
    @EnergyBurst2 Před rokem +21

    20:45 Holy moly I actually guessed it right. I always found Coelacanths really cool from a paleontological perspective, so it was crazy to hear just how.... lame they truly are. still doesn't really change that I like them, but it was a bit of a sad revelation though those headstands are pretty cool as well as how rare they are in OG animal crossing, where I first learned of the Coelacanth.

  • @tannerray5014
    @tannerray5014 Před rokem +19

    “Specifically rural Kansas.”
    Felt that in my bones. Growing up, my town’s water wasn’t technically safe to drink. Too high nitrates made it borderline poison and the town had to give out free bottled water to at risk members of the town.

    • @DaveyGunface
      @DaveyGunface  Před rokem +16

      It's crazy, and I may be projecting here but people just got so condescending about it.
      No Jonathan, age 57 elementary school P.E. teacher, I CAN drink the dangerous chemical water but I would ultimately prefer not to. Leave me be.

    • @WoobertAIO
      @WoobertAIO Před rokem +2

      @@DaveyGunface the water near (around a 100km radius) mining zones or near mountains tends to be either disgusting af, or straight away poison. If you go hiking one day in a volcano-riddled land like Japan, Chile, or most countries in Oceania, and see an unnaturally blue river/stream - that water is saturated with either sulphur or sulphuric acid, and anything with lungs or gills that approaches it has a decently high chance of perishing from breathing too close to it.

  • @wolfgangervin2582
    @wolfgangervin2582 Před rokem +43

    As a lifelong fan of the Darius series (a long-running series of side-scrolling shmups where the bosses are modeled after sealife), I am VERY familiar with this fishie. The bosses modeled after this old boi (King Fossil and it's ilk) are prevalent throughout the series, often being the first boss.

  • @cannonballking7
    @cannonballking7 Před rokem +63

    Aw yeah, Davey Gunface out here with the biology lessons, in a fun well put together way which genuinely leaves me with more than I began with. Keep up the amazing work, and have a lovely day.

    • @giantlips1462
      @giantlips1462 Před rokem +1

      Cannonballking7… i’ve finally got you where i want you…and now… i would like to thank you for being epic👍

    • @cannonballking7
      @cannonballking7 Před rokem +1

      @@giantlips1462 Wherever my trails take me I'm glad I can always count on some positive words from the true giant lips.
      Thank you friend, I want you to know that your words mean a lot, and that you too are epic.

  • @karno6679
    @karno6679 Před rokem +16

    This is my new favourite video on CZcams my goodness. Coelacanth superiority they are better than humans. This channel is amazing, you manage to convey so much emotion even with the intentionally monotone voice.

  • @AlexanderTheGoodEnough
    @AlexanderTheGoodEnough Před rokem +14

    If they're too awful to eat I'm shocked they didn't evolve. No pressure forcing them to. Those shark bites may be juveniles testing the world out, occasionally a fish gets bit. I'm sure that young shark will never try eating one again.

    • @karno6679
      @karno6679 Před rokem +4

      Most likely because tasting bad wasn’t a disadvantage so the ones with that gene still did get to reproduce, and tasting bad doesn’t effect the other thing that could kill them, not getting enough food.

    • @AlexanderTheGoodEnough
      @AlexanderTheGoodEnough Před rokem +3

      @@karno6679 I should have said I'm *not* surprised lol. Not gonna edit it now though.

  • @skelehedron3070
    @skelehedron3070 Před rokem +15

    Truly one of the perfect lifeforms, rivaling the great *crab*

  • @ShallowVA
    @ShallowVA Před rokem +4

    Just love that the science community was like “oh my god, these things aren’t extinct?!” and fishermen were just like “what, those? Yeah those things suck. Real garbage fish. Just absolute shit.”

  • @jidk6565
    @jidk6565 Před rokem +14

    my favorite animal of all time is the Thylacine! cute example of convergent evolution of a dog-like marsupial!

    • @jidk6565
      @jidk6565 Před rokem +5

      that is sadly a bit on the dead side

    • @Definitely_not_ai
      @Definitely_not_ai Před rokem

      There is a chance it might not be dead tho

    • @EvilSewnit
      @EvilSewnit Před rokem

      @@Definitely_not_ai a very small chance, but a chance nonetheless

  • @Z.O.M.G
    @Z.O.M.G Před rokem +15

    They live simple lives without much worry. I envy them for that

  • @wadespencer3623
    @wadespencer3623 Před rokem +4

    The thing about coelacanths is they actually have changed quite a bit. For one there used to be way more! The only modern ones live deep in the ocean. There used to be coelacanths that lived in fresh water, coastal ones, coelacanths everywhere. Ours are just the last of a larger family. Some of the freshwater ones were nearly 20 feet long, look up Mawsonia.
    Also, they are closer to us land vertebrates than they are to what we normally think of when we say "fish". Closest relatives are stuff like lungfish, which can breathe air for a long time.

  • @funkengine3855
    @funkengine3855 Před rokem +7

    If God is proud of the shark and the horseshoe crab, then surely he forgot about the coelacanth

  • @Flowery0
    @Flowery0 Před rokem +8

    My favourite animal is nerpa- the seal from lake Baikal. Mainly because cute and how did you get here, this lake is >20° from the closest place where the normal seals live

  • @ShaqNasty557
    @ShaqNasty557 Před rokem +3

    I love how they just stare at walls and do headstands, they're just so dumb you cant help but love them

  • @scottjs5207
    @scottjs5207 Před rokem +7

    The behavior makes sense when you consider the theory that deep sea predators really don't have much a metabolism due to being so large. The Irish deep sea Shark (can't remember it's exact name) lives 500 years blind and just kinda mosey through the water.

  • @crystallemming6027
    @crystallemming6027 Před rokem +14

    I love all sarcopterygiians but the coelacanth definitely stands out. Just a lovable luddite living its statistically impossible life.

  • @panosplays4297
    @panosplays4297 Před rokem +29

    Im preety sure that this is what inspired the pokemon relicanth.

    • @DaveyGunface
      @DaveyGunface  Před rokem +36

      Nah it's actually based on a dog

    • @memey6978
      @memey6978 Před rokem +1

      @@DaveyGunface w h a t

    • @clownworld4655
      @clownworld4655 Před rokem +1

      Really? What made you think that?? Looks more like it was inspired by a cat to me

  • @iamjustkiwi
    @iamjustkiwi Před rokem +3

    This is why I love your channel Davey, you aren't afraid to completely break from the mold of gaming videos to put out something you are just passionate about. All of your videos are on my "rewatch constantly because I relate" list and you are just a nice seeming guy which sadly isn't too common in the gaming space.

  • @edgybubblegum6404
    @edgybubblegum6404 Před rokem +6

    did really good on the chapters for this davey, glad you finally got around to doing this idea :)

  • @user-mx7ve9tc1x
    @user-mx7ve9tc1x Před rokem +4

    -my fav animal is coelacanth!
    -oh yes. they are cool. loke them)
    -they do headstand as a prey technic
    -NOW im totaly sold

  • @lukeaberdene-wallwork8029

    AVNJ would be livid just reading the title. Coelacanths are his favourite.

  • @perpetuusaugustus6514
    @perpetuusaugustus6514 Před 9 měsíci +2

    They have had changes in the bone structures in their heads, which are usually significant for every type of animal even though it may be too subtle to appreciate at first glance.

  • @daburd3979
    @daburd3979 Před rokem +4

    My favorite is the Kakapo, the worlds fattest parrot. They can't fly their only defense is to stand very still and hope you leave, which worked well until humans introduced rats, cats, and stoats which hunt by smell. They also will not mate unless there is good fruit growth meaning they only have a mating season every 2-4 years. There is also the incident in which a male Kakapo named Sirocco attempted to mate with a zoologist (look up "shagged by rare parrot" if you haven't seen it). Sirocco was later named "spokesbird" of conservation by the New Zealand PM despite his status as a sex offender.

  • @lilthreegame7991
    @lilthreegame7991 Před rokem +3

    My favorite animal is the pangolin.
    Imagine an armadillo with dragon scales was mixed with an anteater, and then given claws that could break through concrete.
    And they sometimes live inside hollow trees which is adorable as hell.

    • @andrewp8284
      @andrewp8284 Před rokem +1

      Unfortunately I think they’re the most poached animal in Africa, or at least one of the most poached, from something I read.

  • @eggmug562
    @eggmug562 Před rokem +19

    I first learned about these thanks to relicanth and I've loved them ever since.

  • @blueishdergon
    @blueishdergon Před rokem +5

    You know what I like? I like Mudskippers. Spiny little landfish that live in holes, jump, eat dirt, and fight each other!

  • @an0rmalname179
    @an0rmalname179 Před rokem +14

    The Coelacanth is way too God damn relatable.

  • @alpharius3661
    @alpharius3661 Před rokem +4

    Funny enough I’ve got a similar reason for the Nile crocodiles being my favorite. They have remained unchanged for millions of years. They are also able to just choose to become pancakes and solute being insane killing machines that have perfected the art of ambush, they still get bodied by an idiot with a shovel givin them a big ol boop with it

  • @DarkraiDrive
    @DarkraiDrive Před 5 měsíci +2

    I love how they dont fuck enough to evolve but are also simultaneously the pinnacle of evolution considering they're the oldest and most successful unchanged species not once but twice.

  • @vincentender1486
    @vincentender1486 Před rokem +5

    Dragon fish, I was made fun of as a kid for wanting my science project to be that. Note in the late 90's there wasn't too much info on them as a species but I stubbornly plugged on. And now I've found out there are more species and it makes my inner child happy.

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 Před rokem +1

      Which one, the deep sea one or the pegasus one that's a distant seahorse relative?

  • @UpToSpeedOnJaguar
    @UpToSpeedOnJaguar Před rokem +4

    Pangolins are my favorite animal hands down. No specific species. Love em so much, they're one of the only things I actually donate money to in order to help their conservation.

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 Před rokem +1

      Pangolins are awesome, hope being poachers' favourite target doesn't mean we lose these mammalian dragons.

  • @DellcetedGamer
    @DellcetedGamer Před rokem +4

    I hated Relicanth as a kid. After this video, I still hate Relicanth, but also his real life counterpart as well.
    Awesome video btw

  • @jafsrob
    @jafsrob Před rokem +3

    take any shot of a basking shark basking and now just imagine its just screaming. makes the shot 10000000 times better.

  • @veto_5762
    @veto_5762 Před rokem +8

    Congratulations, you just managed to made me watch half an hour of someone ranting over a fish

    • @srblackhat1
      @srblackhat1 Před rokem

      Wait was it a half hour wtf, it went so quick!

  • @fragilistico
    @fragilistico Před rokem +8

    Goddam it you convinced me, if anyone asks me "what's your favourite animal" I'd still say cat, but the coelacanth will be my second choice

  • @left4twenty
    @left4twenty Před rokem +4

    Anime Fighters: "this isn't even my final form"
    Coelacanth: "Hold my drink..."

  • @FormerlyMantisDragon1995
    @FormerlyMantisDragon1995 Před 9 měsíci +2

    I already considered the coelacanth to be my favorite fish after helping with an After Effects project with a teacher I had back in high school (who’s unfortunately now dead from cancer, rest in peace, she was an amazing teacher), but after watching this video, I gotta say, it has given me even more reasons to favor this fish out of all the fish that exist in the world

  • @TheGreatDanish
    @TheGreatDanish Před rokem +1

    Bravaceps Bagginsi, Baggin's Rain Frog. It is a common rain frog from the coast of South Africa, existing only a rocky beach there. It is the worst at doing frog things. It cannot swim. It cannot jump. It cannot lay eggs. It is a terrestrial frog that gets moisture through its belly as it crawls along the damp, misty rocks of the early morning, hunting bugs before it digs back into the ground to wait for the next cool, foggy day. In these burrows, it lays live young, skipping past the egg and tadpole stage to lay Froglets.
    It's tiny, its adorable, and its a bit stupid. I love it.

  • @minacapella8319
    @minacapella8319 Před rokem +4

    They're kinda awesome tbh. Just the most chill, simple animal in existence. We could all learn a bit.

  • @austinjohnson6642
    @austinjohnson6642 Před rokem +8

    Thank you for this video it made my day a lot better

  • @Brant-vh5mk
    @Brant-vh5mk Před 9 měsíci +1

    I thought of a relicanth evolving into itself, then a graphic of that was immediately shown after. 10/10 video.

  • @thedtc7650
    @thedtc7650 Před rokem +1

    I saw this video in my recommendeds and decided to watch. Immediately I recognized your voice, but I couldn’t remember from where.
    It took me 10 minutes to realize you were the Pokémon war crimes guy

    • @DaveyGunface
      @DaveyGunface  Před rokem +1

      It's a title and a crown I wear with a heavy burden

  • @MrTortoisefrfr
    @MrTortoisefrfr Před rokem +4

    The coelocanth is the embodiment of: "If it aint broke, dont fix it."

  • @jacobschrift2448
    @jacobschrift2448 Před rokem +3

    The west Indian ocean version has been my favorite animal since I saw its exhibit in the Smithsonian as a child. It and manatees made me want to be a marine biologist for pretty much my entire childhood.

  • @officersoulknight6321
    @officersoulknight6321 Před rokem +2

    I actually got a few chills about that conclusion until sponsor

  • @mherndon
    @mherndon Před rokem +1

    I'll have you know that hit it with a pointed rock til it stops moving still makes good Tactical sense.

  • @lazydroidproductions1087

    I guessed 2% brain. I guess I was pretty close to on

  • @mybachhertzbaud3074
    @mybachhertzbaud3074 Před rokem +5

    My brother-in-law is a coelacanth and although he is bit dim,calling him terrible is quite hurtful.🐟😜

  • @ladeandix7451
    @ladeandix7451 Před rokem

    I’m so glad I just randomly browse CZcams for videos. You never know when you’ll find a gem of a video.

  • @user-gw5qi5zu8i
    @user-gw5qi5zu8i Před rokem

    the best video i've seen on youtube for years, thanks davey

  • @ekszentrik
    @ekszentrik Před rokem +5

    I love the fleshy lobes on this guy.
    Also love how their favorite pastime is staring at the wall, menacingly. Imagine being a species that just looks at flat featureless surfaces good chunk of the day lmao
    Also RIP maybe 100-200% of views for a WoW snippet being used as a preview.
    - Written from my fleshy lobes.

  • @alexandersalazar4736
    @alexandersalazar4736 Před rokem +4

    I like snails! Especially Garden snails, Scaly-foot snails, and especially the Assassin Snails. The way you learned how to love this fish is the exact way I learnt to love snails.

    • @misspurdy27288
      @misspurdy27288 Před rokem +1

      what about the immortal super-intelligent snail chasing you till the end of time?

    • @alexandersalazar4736
      @alexandersalazar4736 Před rokem +1

      @@misspurdy27288 I do like them if it's not me that's being targeted by it. I would love to watch someone come up with creative ideas to stop an immortal snail.

  • @billbadson7598
    @billbadson7598 Před rokem +2

    _”This isn’t even my final fo… oh? Hold on a moment, wait, is… oh actually it looks like this is my final form.”_

  • @lifetipsforthepossessed
    @lifetipsforthepossessed Před 9 měsíci

    Your delightfully positive attitude makes the world a better place! Thank you for also existing!

  • @bloodfrostgaming9204
    @bloodfrostgaming9204 Před rokem +3

    A panda is my spirit animal, but my favorite animal is a Goliath Grouper. Things grow to the size of boats.

  • @RealObservr
    @RealObservr Před rokem +3

    20:46 YES MY GUESS WAS CORRECT

  • @vincentninja68
    @vincentninja68 Před 5 měsíci

    I hope you make more videos like this, this was educational and funny :p

  • @rollinghouse7140
    @rollinghouse7140 Před rokem +2

    I canth believe you made this

  • @gg_sam7847
    @gg_sam7847 Před rokem +5

    The Koala of the Ocean

  • @thecrab2408
    @thecrab2408 Před rokem +3

    glad to see another coelacanth enjoyer in the wild. sure know im not gonna see a coelacanth in the wild anytime soon

  • @PhilaVeratatis31415
    @PhilaVeratatis31415 Před rokem

    Dang, I thought your channel would be bigger. This is the first video I’ve seen of yours and it’s outstanding! Keep it up, you got a sub out of me!

  • @rotomfan63
    @rotomfan63 Před rokem +1

    One of my favorite animals is the opossum. Wonderfully adorable and also wonderfully odd. The playing dead act, only marsupial in its neighborhood, prehensile tails, that strange teeth set up

  • @agibussniper7360
    @agibussniper7360 Před rokem +10

    I loved this video. I really wanna see more videos like this from you, if you're willing to do them

  • @adamkalwasinski7130
    @adamkalwasinski7130 Před rokem

    i no longer have any idea what your channel is about
    it's still entertaining

  • @Galgamos
    @Galgamos Před rokem

    What is this channel? I adore the humour. I'm quite glad the algorythm randomly threw your Portal Osha video at me.

  • @attila535
    @attila535 Před rokem +3

    Their design is like King Crimson, it just works...somehow.