Hearts Of Iron 4: TSAR TANK - THE WORST TANK EVER MADE(WW1 Equipment Only)

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  • @robotgeak1212
    @robotgeak1212 Před 6 lety +2485

    What if the TSAR TANK *won WW1* ?

  • @yungmalaria
    @yungmalaria Před 6 lety +2026

    >doesn’t have a ross rifle advertisement shirt

    • @kingblane
      @kingblane Před 6 lety +12

      yes it is a shame........should we try and thing of a hearts of iron 4 challenge to punish him? Maybe something truly evil and hard....................i will comment once i think of an idea :D

    • @mortenbund1219
      @mortenbund1219 Před 6 lety +22

      kingblane Make him do an AI only video.

    • @daklr2501
      @daklr2501 Před 6 lety +1

      yung malaria or bob tank

    • @kingblane
      @kingblane Před 6 lety

      we did bob tank already XD

    • @maverick5640
      @maverick5640 Před 6 lety +10

      Make him use only one factory

  • @concept5631
    @concept5631 Před 6 lety +337

    Russia: We have over 15 thousand tanks.
    US: You created the Tsar tank.
    Russia: ... Thats fair.

    • @yotubeification
      @yotubeification Před 3 lety +14

      To be honest the Tsar tank actually had some pretty good potential. In the flat open plains of Russia and Poland it would have worked. And mud, whjch was considered it's greatest weakness, was also generally bad for all WWI tanks.

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 Před 3 lety +13

      @@yotubeification This is true. Had the Tsar tank been tested on not-so-shitty ground maybe there would've been a brief contest between the western designed tanks and the eastern designed tanks.

    • @yotubeification
      @yotubeification Před 3 lety +8

      @@concept5631 don't get me wrong, the western tank treads would have worked better in the long run, particularly for heavy tanks. But we likely would have seen the Russians focus more on Anti-Infantry and fast moving Bunker-Buster type tanks on wheels, akin to the German Puma.

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 Před 3 lety

      @Michael M Nah.

    • @goopguy548
      @goopguy548 Před 3 lety +3

      @@yotubeification tsar tank would have to horrifying to see in the field, being that it's 30ft tall

  • @noaha.b.8197
    @noaha.b.8197 Před 6 lety +758

    And a few years later the title Tsar was used in the name of the most destructive device ever created by mankind.
    Ironic.

    • @Kidzspeed
      @Kidzspeed Před 6 lety +16

      Who knew Jacob Sartorius was the Tsar!

    • @noaha.b.8197
      @noaha.b.8197 Před 6 lety +1

      Kaotikrakkerz 22 Yeah, thats true.

    • @ObviusRetard
      @ObviusRetard Před 6 lety +81

      Are you implying the Tsar tank wasn't the most destructive device of it's time?

    • @Astro_Guy_1
      @Astro_Guy_1 Před 6 lety +40

      i think hes reffering to the Tsar Bomb, the biggest explosion ever created by Humans

    • @quack9694
      @quack9694 Před 6 lety +47

      Agent 47 tell that to my toilet

  • @witty_comeback
    @witty_comeback Před 6 lety +1086

    The USSR jump-scare got me good

  • @preuisch8171
    @preuisch8171 Před 6 lety +193

    2:51 now I'm sure Señor Trostky is lurking under my bed...

  • @TheTruePopeFrancis
    @TheTruePopeFrancis Před 6 lety +70

    I challenge you to only use licensed equipment!
    The rules are:
    1: You can only produce licensed equipment, ships and planes from other nations (except convoys, transport planes and support equipment)
    2: You can play as any nation you like.
    3: Your divisions are not allowed to use the equipment you start of with and you are not allowed to use the planes you start with (however you are allowed to use your starting navy, if it is larger then 100 ships of any kind)
    4: If you want, you can use any mod that adds new equipment (just make sure only to produce and use licensed versions)
    5: You can modify and rename the licensed equipment however you like.
    6: You can use captured equipment.
    Attepmt No.9

  • @oscarkrohn4641
    @oscarkrohn4641 Před 4 lety +80

    belgian lives matter=BLM
    me in 2020: hol up

    • @kevintan6490
      @kevintan6490 Před 3 lety +12

      There's a black colour in the Belgian flag for a reason

    • @kaiser4883
      @kaiser4883 Před 3 lety +12

      @@kevintan6490 in honor of the congo

  • @bucket1442
    @bucket1442 Před 4 lety +12

    2:51 When she moans "Berlin is ours"

  • @exyddd
    @exyddd Před 6 lety +63

    THE BOB SAMPLE TANK VS THE TSAR TANK IN HOI4!?*NOT CLICBAIT* (this should be the new ISP title)

  • @clone231428
    @clone231428 Před 5 lety +14

    "OH BOY, PATROLLING THE MOJAVE CERTAINLY MAKES YO WISH FOR A NUCLEAR WINTER!" Damn fine quoting soldier.

  • @ksomfan7580
    @ksomfan7580 Před 6 lety +169

    Do military police division template only please, or else the KGB and Gestapo will get ya

    • @snipeyboi5934
      @snipeyboi5934 Před 6 lety +1

      Joakim Palmquist send isorrow the which to the gulag

    • @alvinbragd2564
      @alvinbragd2564 Před 6 lety +10

      its not possible to have an just support template or do you also mean horses as cavalry police?

    • @Jan_2000
      @Jan_2000 Před 4 lety +2

      @@alvinbragd2564 It is possible if you first add an front line unit but remove it later.

    • @alvinbragd2564
      @alvinbragd2564 Před 4 lety +5

      @@Jan_2000 dude this was 2 years ago, do you really think ISP will watch this?

  • @redconman2144
    @redconman2144 Před 6 lety +387

    WHAT THE FÚCK IS THAT?!

  • @johnmartinez12347
    @johnmartinez12347 Před 6 lety +275

    "First" - Adolf Hitler (on hearing of isorrows upload)

  • @polognesepasta6121
    @polognesepasta6121 Před 6 lety +78

    Next video: STALIN MOBIL- THE WORST TANK EVER MADE. (ww2 only equipment)

  • @mrsoccerhead17
    @mrsoccerhead17 Před 6 lety +55

    Challenge Idea: the one state challenge!
    Play as Germany. You must invade all of Poland and France. Catch: When the peace deal comes about, you can only edit *one* state. You can annex one state, puppet one state, whatever. But you can only edit one state and let the rest go.
    It may take forever, do lower goal: annex Poland.
    Too easy? Annex Britain and the entire Balkans.

    • @nerodino5508
      @nerodino5508 Před 5 lety

      T H I S

    • @personwithaname271
      @personwithaname271 Před 3 lety

      bit late, but because basically their entire military is destroyed when you beat them in a war, and you could stack a lot of justification time because world tension, fascism, being at war with majors, etc, that you could just declare on them over and over once you beat them the first time and you could just build infrastructure to tour de moscow their country super quick

  • @snipeyboi5934
    @snipeyboi5934 Před 6 lety +68

    It’s actual the best tank ever it’s just your small mind can’t comprehend the genius that went into its making so yeah it’s practically a m1 Abrams a4

    • @kristofferson6584
      @kristofferson6584 Před 6 lety +7

      IS like the child of an Armata tank and a M1 Abrams

    • @ausintune9014
      @ausintune9014 Před 6 lety +19

      Wrong, it was too ahead of its time. I bet you in 100 years we will all be using tsar tanks

    • @mrorlov2706
      @mrorlov2706 Před 5 lety +2

      It still gives me chills that they actually built it in metal. And I am Russian so I am pretty used to weird fucked up shit

  • @mark9152
    @mark9152 Před 6 lety +37

    Hey ISP, can you order your modding slaves to make a mod where all Nazi High command are forced into Latin America and Germany has successfully back to the Kaiser's hand by the bookmark date? Then the Latin Axis faction will form and take back the fatherland.

  • @hrandmaatitagain8134
    @hrandmaatitagain8134 Před 3 lety +3

    "Patrolling the Mojave really makes you wish for a nuclear winter!"
    ISP says as he bombs the EAST COAST

  • @abbelinos
    @abbelinos Před 6 lety +29

    5 ADS!!! ARE YOU ALREADY SCRAPING THE BARREL!!!

  • @No-kv5hy
    @No-kv5hy Před 6 lety +42

    Yes

  • @EpicTyphlosionTV
    @EpicTyphlosionTV Před 6 lety +13

    I don't know why, but the Soviet scream at 2:49 makes me laugh my ass off every time

  • @user-rb9on3qv9l
    @user-rb9on3qv9l Před 6 lety +4

    The TSAR tank is actually pretty good for what it was made - anti-infantry.

  • @malivev4705
    @malivev4705 Před 3 lety +1

    5:40 it’s Nigel Farages worst nightmare XD

  • @druk1796
    @druk1796 Před 3 lety

    Did you ever notice how older isp videos were dubbed in post, idc tho this content is GOLD

  • @manemperorofmankind7982
    @manemperorofmankind7982 Před 6 lety +42

    At 8:42 this city in Wales... WHAT THE F**K IS THIS NAME!?

    • @braincoolo9399
      @braincoolo9399 Před 6 lety +24

      Deker_ HD there’s a trending mod in the HOI4 Workshop called “Lainfair added” Where in northern wales there’s a city called “Lainfairgowowoeieowowowkwbal”

    • @maxstirnersego
      @maxstirnersego Před 6 lety +8

      Lindsey Lewis the name actually makes sense if you can speak the welsh language

    • @lothairthecommiemonarch8488
      @lothairthecommiemonarch8488 Před 6 lety +7

      Nestor Makhno's Papakha so it makes sense if you're a drunk goatdragon?

    • @benlewis1087
      @benlewis1087 Před 6 lety +14

      Commie monarchist Mapper *Sheepdragon

    • @youtubecommentator236
      @youtubecommentator236 Před 6 lety

      Deker_ HD w

  • @VeXGamingLSRP
    @VeXGamingLSRP Před 6 lety +6

    "Now your nan is taking out half of Japan"....Excuse me, what now?

  • @nylkul9933
    @nylkul9933 Před 6 lety +572

    play girls und panzer mod

  • @pyrosense156
    @pyrosense156 Před 6 lety

    2:51 *YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME*

  • @alanoconnor371
    @alanoconnor371 Před 5 lety

    I was just listening while I played ps4 and got a legit jumpscare at 2:50

  • @christophervanoster
    @christophervanoster Před 5 lety

    2:50 dat earrape actually surprised me

  • @phelps6205
    @phelps6205 Před 6 lety

    9:00 that fallout NV reference got my like.

  • @maximcuros2648
    @maximcuros2648 Před 6 lety +58

    Romania=the true novus imperium Romanum

  • @svetiteram737
    @svetiteram737 Před 6 lety

    Now that something original.
    Great moves ISP, keep it up

  • @olliepurkiss-webb4154
    @olliepurkiss-webb4154 Před 6 lety +1

    The random bursts of Soviet Anthems are like jump scares.

  • @charlieellam594
    @charlieellam594 Před 4 lety

    2:48 That scared the fuck out of me twice

  • @antonywv4593
    @antonywv4593 Před 6 lety +2

    “Patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for a nuclear winter.”

  • @kentuckyfryedstalin
    @kentuckyfryedstalin Před 6 lety +1

    "We won't go quietly, the legion can count on that"

  • @scipioafricanus6417
    @scipioafricanus6417 Před 6 lety +12

    Pan slavic alliance ..... Yugoslavia.... "cough".

  • @yodarumble0450
    @yodarumble0450 Před 6 lety

    It's 12'o clock and I'm screeching for no reason

  • @pabloskyruskie580
    @pabloskyruskie580 Před 6 lety

    8:45 I've never heard of that city in wales

  • @laazuur7027
    @laazuur7027 Před rokem +2

    2:35 Tsar tank

  • @DropOut32131
    @DropOut32131 Před 6 lety +3

    You can make a banana empire if you play Hondorus on road to 56, no joke

  • @gametastic1926
    @gametastic1926 Před 5 lety

    2:52 I almost Spat my drink all over my monitor

  • @hiruharii
    @hiruharii Před 6 lety

    9:40 he gave Argentina the Falklands

  • @kaiserwilhelm3933
    @kaiserwilhelm3933 Před 6 lety +4

    The tsar tank should be a landmark, because it can be seen from outer space! :)

  • @Phoenix_VideoX
    @Phoenix_VideoX Před 6 lety

    08:48 that name tough

  • @blyat54
    @blyat54 Před 6 lety

    2:48 was Beautiful

  • @markrl9963
    @markrl9963 Před 6 lety +1

    Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

  • @SuperLeosid
    @SuperLeosid Před 6 lety

    Too funny. Subscribed instantly.

  • @corneliusmcmuffin3256
    @corneliusmcmuffin3256 Před 6 lety

    Play Honduras in Road to 56. They have a focus tree which lets them restore Juan I as their king, as well as a route that makes them into THE BANANNA EMPIRE

  • @bahti472
    @bahti472 Před 6 lety +38

    I have a real challenge for you. You can only use starting and captured equipment. You cant produce anythign exept ships. Good luck in hell ISP :)

  • @KevVIII
    @KevVIII Před 6 lety

    You know that things will go spectacularly lol-sy when a "tank" has a pair of large wheels in front XDDDD

  • @michelangeloceccardi3871

    8:18 Insert argentinean warplanes flashback

  • @thatguy3421
    @thatguy3421 Před 6 lety

    only use 1 military factory per equipment! As in for example, you are building a light tank, you can only use one slot and one military factory

  • @maxwellweiss9849
    @maxwellweiss9849 Před 4 lety

    Imaging this thing going against the Bob Semple

  • @TheComedyButchers
    @TheComedyButchers Před 6 lety +82

    WWI equipment only. You mean...
    Soviet Infantry?

    • @ArtyomCCCP
      @ArtyomCCCP Před 6 lety +2

      The Comedy Butchers Why ? all countries used rifle, and they got submachines guns too.

    • @Jupiter__001_
      @Jupiter__001_ Před 6 lety +2

      Artyom CCCP The Soviets ran out of guns and bullets, so they started giving soldiers empty WWI rifles, spades, heck even battleaxes because they hadn't enough industrial output to keep up with their manpower creation.

    • @Lexi.f
      @Lexi.f Před 6 lety

      ThePoliticalPotato /hitler dabs

    • @gonkdroid1337
      @gonkdroid1337 Před 5 lety +3

      @@Jupiter__001_ 90 percent sure thats bullshit

    • @jeltje50
      @jeltje50 Před 5 lety +3

      @@Jupiter__001_ lemme guess you watched "enemy at the gates" and now think you're some sort of soviet army expert.
      Because the accuracy of that movie of bullshit.

  • @lucaszerafa178
    @lucaszerafa178 Před 4 lety

    star tank: worst tank ever made
    bob semple tank: hold my beer

  • @bit_sized155
    @bit_sized155 Před 2 lety

    Sir we can'r get over the channel.
    JUST DRIVE OVER IT!

  • @veryfancysavior7265
    @veryfancysavior7265 Před 6 lety +25

    Maybe one day he'll play the Equestria at war mod.
    Would've said it's cancer but the mod's actually pretty damn good.

    • @rafaelspinasse2401
      @rafaelspinasse2401 Před 6 lety +1

      Veryfancysavior He has played it

    • @veryfancysavior7265
      @veryfancysavior7265 Před 6 lety

      John Loco when? In rimmy's stream?

    • @veryfancysavior7265
      @veryfancysavior7265 Před 6 lety +3

      John Loco yea back then the mod was basically at it's infancy, now it got two massive updates with a second continent and overhauled focus trees for almost all existing countries.

    • @corrinvondrachen1097
      @corrinvondrachen1097 Před 6 lety +1

      I played it....oddly enough had fun. It's surprisingly fleshed out.

  • @thomaswiltherford9265
    @thomaswiltherford9265 Před 4 lety +13

    0:55 This BLM flag be hitting differently in june 2020

    • @mike.mentzer_enjoyer
      @mike.mentzer_enjoyer Před 3 lety +4

      Not only Belgium lives matter
      All lives matter!

    • @monnomestbizarre
      @monnomestbizarre Před 3 lety +2

      no lives matter

    • @audellaroque4730
      @audellaroque4730 Před 3 lety

      @@monnomestbizarre you really destroyed BLM and its supporters with your nihilism bro

    • @ISELLSALT
      @ISELLSALT Před 3 lety +1

      @@mike.mentzer_enjoyer not according to blm

    • @ISELLSALT
      @ISELLSALT Před 3 lety +1

      @@audellaroque4730 as if a group of neo nazis, communists, anarchists and religious terrorists needed help to collapse

  • @higuys3802
    @higuys3802 Před 3 lety +1

    5:23
    HOLY FUCK
    IS THAT A TNO REFERENCE

  • @DIIIGames
    @DIIIGames Před 6 lety

    I wish you got your ironside sponsorship earlier because I totally would’ve bought from them

  • @jacobmeade1045
    @jacobmeade1045 Před 6 lety

    In just a small amount of time, everything will be powered by ironside

  • @josefmartin1917
    @josefmartin1917 Před 5 lety +3

    it just makes me wanna [soviet anthem intensifies] i never laughed like this for months

  • @DancaniaX
    @DancaniaX Před 6 lety

    Suggestion : Send in the Rozzers, One cavelry division, one MP support, that's all you're allowed army wise. Lots of cavelry

  • @puschkulbobe5371
    @puschkulbobe5371 Před 6 lety

    300K Sub goal: Actually trucking to moscow in a "trucking to moscow"-t-shirt. Excited for the road trip video

  • @r.j.lombardi111
    @r.j.lombardi111 Před 4 lety

    Oh look it's General Belgrano in the Channel...
    No, no, sorry, it was General Belgrano. Now it's an underwater museum.

  • @loofa5613
    @loofa5613 Před 6 lety

    A monetized iSorrowProductions video?!?! How unexpected!

  • @toddwebb7521
    @toddwebb7521 Před 8 měsíci

    Tsar tank appears
    (Bob Semple tank) Finally, a worthy opponent

  • @Ruvaakdein
    @Ruvaakdein Před 6 lety

    8:45 What the hell is that city left of Britain

  • @loleo6556
    @loleo6556 Před 6 lety

    I just imagine that one level from toy soldiers except all across the front

  • @alexmesteru3104
    @alexmesteru3104 Před 6 lety

    2:31 1.11 million rifles stockpile in 1936

  • @lukeb1663
    @lukeb1663 Před 6 lety

    He should do a light tank, destroyer, and heavy fighter only run where those are the only units he can use so no infantry

  • @Domanator179
    @Domanator179 Před 5 lety

    Can we go back to the fact a single convoy unit took out the entire chile fleet.

  • @mr.zman8
    @mr.zman8 Před 6 lety

    Aviation only, do what the ai does with naval bombers except you also have aircraft carriers and paratroopers

  • @maestro2648
    @maestro2648 Před 6 lety

    I’m pretty sure those battleships were just tsar tanks strapped on to a raft

  • @imacompletecyclepath
    @imacompletecyclepath Před 6 lety

    When the Russian jump-scare is so powerful you spit tea all over your computer like a true Brit

  • @imperion8238
    @imperion8238 Před 5 lety

    Tsar tank vs Bob Semple tank... the ultimate showdown

  • @hellowelcometochillis2781

    For some reason i just imagined an old biplane or maybe even the 14 bis plane carrying a fucking tsar bomb

  • @user-sb7ys7ge8p
    @user-sb7ys7ge8p Před 4 lety

    What's stops people from just blowing up a small chunk of the giant wheels? xD

  • @sidashen8200
    @sidashen8200 Před 6 lety

    We need all divisions to be one combat battalion that are fully equipped with ross rifle, in punishment of no Ross rifle in this vid

  • @thelakeman2538
    @thelakeman2538 Před 6 lety

    Wow the tsar tanks somehow survived for more than 10 secs unlike IRL .

  • @randomlyentertaining8287

    Just so you know, the M91/30 isn't WW1 tech. The M1891 would be. The 91/30 was the modernized version of the M1891 rifle made in, surprise, 1930.

  • @EHAMaviation456
    @EHAMaviation456 Před 6 lety

    Even the Big Bob can't beat this!

  • @Crescent-IV
    @Crescent-IV Před 5 lety

    Light tank.. light tank..
    **LIGHT TANKS**

  • @LordBurek
    @LordBurek Před 6 lety

    8:50 majora's mask?

  • @teeoh4981
    @teeoh4981 Před 6 lety

    2:51 ffs i should've known im watching an ISP vid...

  • @stefanking98
    @stefanking98 Před 6 lety

    Is there a picture of the complete Russian focus tree, I struggle to find it.

  • @RedGreekWolf
    @RedGreekWolf Před 6 lety

    H Model Tsar Tank, also known as the Winged H-Tsar

  • @lucapinotti5789
    @lucapinotti5789 Před 4 lety +2

    8:18 yo soy argentino y veo estos videos a si que lol xD
    9:14 mein lord xD

  • @sokol4673
    @sokol4673 Před 6 lety

    I have my end of year exams on Monday, and instead of revising I am here

  • @puertoricantexasball2904
    @puertoricantexasball2904 Před 6 lety +2

    *Italians Begin Laughing*

  • @chesterthemolester7976

    4:41 what have u done to
    B OONZAIIII

  • @yeehaw214
    @yeehaw214 Před 6 lety

    Beautiful.

  • @stormer9763
    @stormer9763 Před 6 lety

    BTW can you please tell me which modes u used i saw the operation overhaul but which one makes it so you have field marshals with unlimited divisions? (I have one but that one is broken)

  • @proventusavenicci3211
    @proventusavenicci3211 Před 6 lety

    give me that sweetroll you got from old lady palmer

  • @haroldbluetooth5995
    @haroldbluetooth5995 Před 6 lety

    You KNOW shits going down when he uses Tsar Tanks

  • @kavinter9890
    @kavinter9890 Před 6 lety +3

    The perfect world doesnt exi...

  • @aimlesswanderer1290
    @aimlesswanderer1290 Před 6 lety +1

    i have a challenge for you isp when you start you can only have the factory's you start with you can only get more factory's by invading people no building factory's other things are aloud like inf i suggest you play the soviets because they start with the most military factory's