No... "Tiger Shark" didn't "ram you". "Tiger Shark" was teased and tantalized into thinking that paddle was a tasty lunch sized treat picking at the algae on something floating in the water and it took the bait. There are reasons for the rules of "the old ways". rules like making sure your paddles are not bright and shiny and always securing them out of the water when they are not in use even if it's just going to be while you blow your nose. How long were you letting your paddle dangle there in the water just like your fishing lour while you fished anyway? We literally used to say things like "You're fishing with your paddles" to the more oblivious people on the water who were endangering themselves and others that way. Even on larger lakes one can get capsized and chewed on more than twice by a good sized sturgeon. Oh yeah... "Make sure your boat isn't small enough for the locals to fit their mouths around" is a pretty good and often overlooked rule too. .
Excellent advice i can not see well or spell aparently you can see tge paddle. I did not know what it was just thought it was a balloon. I need glasses but this is worse i would have been in water or missing a limb with this blurr. Dad did always tell us ores or paddles inside. So many things can get caught up on them and or the fall into water or trip you in boat get turned in wrong direction. Just feels incomplete letting them dangle there like leaving car in nutral with doors open on a hill. Kind of easy to see nothing good come from it. Like this yikes!
When they attack to swimmers,😮 they can't escape from predators. And then in CZcams the Ocean Ramsey swims with all the species of sharks... Oh the sharks as she says are friendly. I can't believe that the other sharks are dangerous, but in her channel they are pets. She gives people wrong advices.
@@ByproductRebelMind : You mean “babies” (plural, non-possessive), instead of baby’s, which is singular-possessive. And tell that to the people who are missing limbs because of their attacks or who have been swallowed by them.😆
@@DeCurtaRican - Thank you auto-correct.. "And tell that to the people who are missing limbs because of their attacks or who have been swallowed by them." Tell that to the surfers who lose a limb and still go back to surfing with a nub.. Depends on the human-being.. You know i was just joshing about baby sharks , " Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo"
@@DeCurtaRicanGrammer Nazi lost the concept and context of human communication. Grammer is an exclusively formal form of communication over extensive distance or absence; irrelevant here.
tbh a kayak in the middle of the ocean is just asking for trouble lol, and a shark does bite when its curious, this time the shark thought the kayak is Prey, for a fish that big it make sense
What do you mean obedience. That doesn't register to sharks. They're only concerned with killing for energy and energy retention. Nothing else. If a shark leaves you alone, either you've come under their cloud of indifference and detachment, or you've physically disabled them.
When you’re floating on the surface they ambush you. Much like how big cats are when you turn your back. When you’re underwater and can see them they’re chill. I mean you literally saw video evidence of her doing so… 🤷🏼♂️
My grandfather told me a story when his destroyer was sunk during the early part of WWII. Many of the sailors had serious burns. Sharks from all around, were attracted to the bleeding sailors, and they began attacking their life rafts repeatedly, trying to knock some of the injured sailors into the water. The early part of WWII, life rafts had an lattice bottom, that allowed sailors blood to mix with the seawater. They were all praying for a miracle to happen, to be rescued. One seriously injured sailor had already died, and they reluctantly gave his body, to the sharks. Later in the day, out of nowhere, dolphins began attacking the sharks and the dolphins began protecting the remaining injured men. My grandfather felt that those dolphins had sensed they dire situation and their immediate need for the dolpins protection. I don't recall when they were rescued but they were rescued by a passing allied ship. Since then, whenever he saw dolphins being hunted, in situations where they were being killed or captured, it greatly upset him, deeply.
Me too,that just seems a bit nuts!What u gonna do when u do catch a fish cos sharks love going for that shit too!Its just a meal in distress to them!!!💯🇬🇧👌🏻😂😂
Us Hawaiians, and Hawaiʻi locals, are used to seeing them lol. Even though they're pretty dangerous majority of the time you'll get use to seeing them in action here in the islands lol.
No he didn't bro the shark was going for whatever is in the bottom of the left side of the boat on camera the tan thing hanging into water it wasnt going for the boat and definitely not trying to attack smh. Hes a fisherman and does this daily down in the bvb islands they always go out it's a pretty decent size boat hes in.. not like a kayak like ppl think it is..
I’ll admit when you kayak out in the ocean and the shallows disappear into blackness, THAT is terrifying. I went out in the gulf, it’s actually illegal to chum the water there and I found out why. Drew in a pod of dolphins and 2 sharks with the magic bait catfish chicken stuff and some bread😅it’s real different on the ocean chain reactions happen unexpected and Fast it started with the birds causing a ruckus getting the bread
Saw a giant mako free jumping 3 miles offshore in the gulf this morning on my kayak. Caught some blackfin tuna tho it was fun as hell. I’d rather die by a shark attack then die from cancer or a drunk driver taking me out. If I die by Mother Nature it would be a honor. If I died by man/man made causes it would be a dishonor.
An old fisherman once told me. Never paint your paddle bright colors. Never leave your paddle outside the boat. It attracts predators when it's dancing on the waves.
Koga, you n me both. While down Central/South America in the early 80s we worked out of a field office. We'd take weeks into the jungles n highlands gathering intelligence on cartels n drug routes. Did allot in a twin prop as well. Anyways, one of our team got severely injured by a cayman n wnt into a death n roll. I had the saw n figured it was his only option. Aftermath of uploading over 40 rounds the gator took enough shots it let go n floated away. He only was hit by 5 rounds, all deep flesh wounds n one round stayed in his pelvic. It was unexpected n literally shook us up, as there were piranhas known in this area. Infection was a major concern, took f18 hrs to safe lz. Jungles n rivers have their own rules while maintaining a light footprints.
People when they see a shark bite a boat: "clearly the shark wanted to eat the person. I've watched jaws this all true" Shark: wtf is that yellow thing
100% the guy's fault. 1.) He had his oar paddle resting in the water. Huge rookie mistake. It looked just like a fish to the shark. He bit the paddle, realized it wasn't a fish, and let go and drifted back from him. Not to say a tiger shark won't take a nip outta him. But he basically antagonized the shark. 2.) HE'S IN A KAYAK, WAY TOO FAR OFF SHORE TO NOT EXPECT THIS TO HAPPEN.
This kayak looks way bigger than any I've ever seen. It would make sense if he's in the ocean, but idk, I'm just a guy. His leg looks pretty small in reference to the kayak.
Man: "Actually gets eaten" Comments: "Just a curious little carnivore saying hi with an exploratory nibble. Definitely no aggression or anything. If he had hands he would have gone for a fist bump!"
If I wasn't sure I didn't want an ocean kayak before watching this clip, I'm certain of it now. No way this is good for advertising. "Buy our kayak and attract death torpedoes with teeth"
I’m here to inform you that orcas sometimes capsize fishing boats much larger than them for funzies. So don’t go into the ocean without a boat much larger than a whole pod of orcas.
First if A.. it's not like hes on a kayak.. it's a small boat the fishermen use down in the islands.. they are pretty decent size and strong cause the currents there can get crazy!! also.. if you look at where the tiger hit he hit the tan looking thing hanging off the left side of the bottom of boat it could have been mistaken for a sea turtle.. the shark wasnt actually going for him or the boat.. its whatever was in that tan thing hanging off side of the bottom of boat.. there may have been something in there like live bait it was attracted too.. those sharks cant knock those small boats over 😊
"this dumbass was eating my food, i had to ram him, no please guys im not just being aggressive i just rammed him for a bit, no plz guys its for the funny" -Anthony the Tiger Shark
Should see the video of the guy killed in Egypt a few years ago. Dragged the shark though the water with the guys torso was out of the water yelling for help. I think he kept screaming papa
That's true to a point, as long as you're underwater. Anything ON the water that looks like a similar sized competitor they'll attack to protect their territory. He wasn't just after an easy meal. He was trying to k!LL a competitor. He's VERY lucky. In these cases they usually come back. Over and OVER. Till you're dead or reach shore. And it's exceptionally easy to get knocked off a kayak in the repeated attacks. He's VERY lucky. I hope he went to church the following Sunday 🤣
Shark handlers be like - if you see shark approaching you just tap on his head make eye contact he will change his direction 💀bro wtf its a fucking tiger shark 🦈 he will take you to his home .
@@fishwhistler758and with that attitude, I think I would rather have that shark as a fishing buddy than you. I imagine that's how most people feel about you.
non excuse moi tu n'as jamais vu un missile attaquer : ça ce voit ! c'est beaucoup plus rapide... et les velociraptor sont bien plus rapide encore que les missiles ! CQFD !! mais ça, biensur, c'est difficile a croire pour des humains ignorants...
@@CoppersmithODNever know when an alligator is lurking 👀 to nibble on your toes. The pool is just fine for me and even then I look twice before I leap.
@@trayvionallen9467yeah I do this ever since I was in Florida and there was a alligator in the neighbours pool it burst through to net and was just lay there waiting 😂
After the video cuts off he just goes back to fishing like he was bothered by a mosquito.
Lol😅 to take selfies
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Actually that’s no joke. He did continue fishing after that attack. I saw the whole video.
Dang tiger shark. Tiger shark ram me
Note to self: Cancel plans to fish in a tiny kayak in the ocean.
....lmao
....lmao
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Seems like simple logic would demand such a decision.
@@rexsepheExactly
Shark thinking:”Lunch is lunch, whether served on a kayak or just floating”
No... "Tiger Shark" didn't "ram you". "Tiger Shark" was teased and tantalized into thinking that paddle was a tasty lunch sized treat picking at the algae on something floating in the water and it took the bait.
There are reasons for the rules of "the old ways". rules like making sure your paddles are not bright and shiny and always securing them out of the water when they are not in use even if it's just going to be while you blow your nose.
How long were you letting your paddle dangle there in the water just like your fishing lour while you fished anyway?
We literally used to say things like "You're fishing with your paddles" to the more oblivious people on the water who were endangering themselves and others that way.
Even on larger lakes one can get capsized and chewed on more than twice by a good sized sturgeon.
Oh yeah... "Make sure your boat isn't small enough for the locals to fit their mouths around" is a pretty good and often overlooked rule too.
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You sound dumb lmao sturgeon don't even have teeth 😂
Facts
Tapper yapper
What paddle?
Excellent advice i can not see well or spell aparently you can see tge paddle. I did not know what it was just thought it was a balloon. I need glasses but this is worse i would have been in water or missing a limb with this blurr. Dad did always tell us ores or paddles inside. So many things can get caught up on them and or the fall into water or trip you in boat get turned in wrong direction. Just feels incomplete letting them dangle there like leaving car in nutral with doors open on a hill. Kind of easy to see nothing good come from it. Like this yikes!
That would've been the last time I did that hobby lol
Sharks like yellow. They think you’re a giant tuna. Surfers call the color “yum-yum yellow.”
@@shacktimethat's why I have an orange kayak
@@johndiasjr9000 How quaint.
😂😂😂😂
Absolutely. “For sale: one kayak, gently bitten by a Tiger Shark.”
"We're gonna need a biger boat", never made more sense.
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Stupid
More like "we're gonna need a less yellow boat"
Thankfully it wasn't an air raft. Though shocking it didn't flip. It easily could if it wanted to
Tiger shark : Challenging me at my own house, how dare you
Shark: Aloha, the ocean is not big enough for the two of us 😂
The speed with which that shark attacked was mind blowing.
OMG I thought exactly the same thing...no time for any reaction...
That’s crazy how fast they are
When they attack to swimmers,😮 they can't escape from predators. And then in CZcams the Ocean Ramsey swims with all the species of sharks... Oh the sharks as she says are friendly. I can't believe that the other sharks are dangerous, but in her channel they are pets. She gives people wrong advices.
Yea doesn't matter if sharks don't like to eat people, if they make a mistake or get curious, you don't have any chance of dodging that attack.
Right ! I’m thinking the same and that probably wasn’t all it had
He was lucky he was the cameraman.
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They say they never die!😊
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Tiger shark goes home then his wife asks “ why a bump on your head”. Tiger shark cries “ Fisherman ! A dumb Fisherman RAMMED ME! “
His bright paddle confused the shark. The shark was after the paddle. Paint your paddle black and keep it IN the boat when you aren't using it.
He’s lucky he didn’t wind up in the water. That was a hard hit!
nahhhhhhhhhhh... He would of just kissed the shark.. These tiger sharks are sweet baby's
@@ByproductRebelMind : You mean “babies” (plural, non-possessive), instead of baby’s, which is singular-possessive. And tell that to the people who are missing limbs because of their attacks or who have been swallowed by them.😆
@@DeCurtaRican - Thank you auto-correct.. "And tell that to the people who are missing limbs because of their attacks or who have been swallowed by them." Tell that to the surfers who lose a limb and still go back to surfing with a nub.. Depends on the human-being.. You know i was just joshing about baby sharks , "
Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo"
Everyone stop this banther and lets go save north korea. Come on we need a boat and some provisions
@@DeCurtaRicanGrammer Nazi lost the concept and context of human communication. Grammer is an exclusively formal form of communication over extensive distance or absence; irrelevant here.
People using kayaks in the middle of the ocean will never make sense to me.
facts
Y pescando......el animal seguramente fue a por el cebo o el pescado q estuviera pescando
no fishing boat, no boating license required
It's cheap
@@QNEGRO1It isn’t worth your life.
Shark: That ain’t no damn dolphin … ugh *as he swims away in irritation*
it knew that it wasn't a dolphin, but tiger sharks are very opportunistic and will check random stuff out
Bruce from finding Nemo has been real quiet since this dropped.
As a shark i can confirm this was more of an attack than a mere ramming.
Finally someone that knows what they're talking about
@@Johnny-rj9on sure so sharks talk now 😅
he just wanted a nibble
@@Johnny-rj9on😂😂😂
Right?!
I identify as a beluga whale and can confirm Mark-sharks conclusion!
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That shark was on attack mode. No accidental ramming there.
I wonder why
@@grimmywizard weil er seine Schulden nicht bezahlt hat 🙌🤣❣️
@@fritzwiesler6548😂😂😂boa
Shark was all in.!
Thought his paddle was a fish
The shark was just curious, not aggressive. It's all about being prepared and cautious.
Yelling at a tiger shark as if it knows it is a tiger shark is kind of fucking hilarious 😭💀💀
Bro actually bit and held onto the side of the kayak. He wanted a meal. You are so lucky to be alive.
That shark was hangry af!
@@SCOTTEDMTiger sharks are always pissed off
@@SCOTTEDMhaha
Pretty sure tiger sharks kill the most humans no?
Nah he probably would've stopped when he realized he was biting plastic with a human on top lmao
Damn, the speed and acceleration of sharks is unbelievable. This guy was real lucky he didn't fall into the water.
He ("Short Round") has a long history of dangerous quests dating back to when he and Dr Jones were a team. He is still at it- good for him!
@@jpnoobieeiboonpj858 i don't get it. What has Indiana Jones to do with that shark ramming the kayak 😅
@mmth2310 The joke is that he is "Shorty" from Temple of Doom.
@@qwilliams1539 aaah ok. Thanks, didn't get that at all 😅😂😂
That was the idea animals are smarter than we think
Tiger shark: I don't come to your house uninvited. Stay out of mine.
Tiger's make great whites look like a slightly bigger fluffy dog😂
wheres that lady that just gently pushes them on the nose and the shark is immediately obedient?
she's the one who sent this shark
@@JustGoAndFly hahaha!!!!
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tbh a kayak in the middle of the ocean is just asking for trouble lol, and a shark does bite when its curious, this time the shark thought the kayak is Prey, for a fish that big it make sense
What do you mean obedience. That doesn't register to sharks. They're only concerned with killing for energy and energy retention. Nothing else.
If a shark leaves you alone, either you've come under their cloud of indifference and detachment, or you've physically disabled them.
"Tiger shark ram me," said Mr. Leslie Chow.
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Hehehe
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Shark: 'I was in the mood for a banana split.'
Man:Tiger shark rammed me
Tiger shark: U found me😂😂
Need a sign on the bottom of the boat that says “NOT A FISH” in sharkanese so they can read it.
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That was clearly the problem
This looks like a territorial attack, so, even if that worked, it wouldn't help at all. The shark wanted him gone from there.
Yeah ....have it say 'FRESH MEAT,juicy raw human', instead
Likely mistaken identity... it didn't come back for the kill.
"lead the shark gently away from you" said a random lady on the internet
lol...wild!!!!!1
No way 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂I’m dead.
saw that too, not even just yesterday 🤣🤣🤣
When you’re floating on the surface they ambush you. Much like how big cats are when you turn your back. When you’re underwater and can see them they’re chill.
I mean you literally saw video evidence of her doing so… 🤷🏼♂️
Bro screamed like a video game character 😭
My grandfather told me a story when his destroyer was sunk during the early part of WWII. Many of the sailors had serious burns. Sharks from all around, were attracted to the bleeding sailors, and they began attacking their life rafts repeatedly, trying to knock some of the injured sailors into the water. The early part of WWII, life rafts had an lattice bottom, that allowed sailors blood to mix with the seawater. They were all praying for a miracle to happen, to be rescued. One seriously injured sailor had already died, and they reluctantly gave his body, to the sharks. Later in the day, out of nowhere, dolphins began attacking the sharks and the dolphins began protecting the remaining injured men. My grandfather felt that those dolphins had sensed they dire situation and their immediate need for the dolpins protection. I don't recall when they were rescued but they were rescued by a passing allied ship. Since then, whenever he saw dolphins being hunted, in situations where they were being killed or captured, it greatly upset him, deeply.
I love fishing, but I’ll never go fishing in a tiny boat in shark infested waters 😂
In about 2000 or more feet of water no less.
Smart man.
Me too,that just seems a bit nuts!What u gonna do when u do catch a fish cos sharks love going for that shit too!Its just a meal in distress to them!!!💯🇬🇧👌🏻😂😂
@@garryobyrne7652 I agree, that’s a fast way to end up in the belly of the beast 😂✊🏻🙌🏻🇸🇪🇬🇧
The way he’s so casual with “tiger shark rammed me”. I would never get in the water again 😂
Casual? Dude screamed like a girl.
Us Hawaiians, and Hawaiʻi locals, are used to seeing them lol. Even though they're pretty dangerous majority of the time you'll get use to seeing them in action here in the islands lol.
I didn't think it was so casual?!😂😂😂
@@ikaikaxkeahiomg no way in Hawaii tooooooo....Aloha! I love ❤️ Hawaii! Kuwai was my favourite ❤
Bro that wasn’t casual at all he was panicked
Bro the dialogue sounds like how cavemen would’ve reacted to the same exact thing. “Auahh! TIGER SHARKS! Tiger shark ram me!”
My ears...
" Tiger shark Randy!"
My brain..
Tiger shark " Hi I am Randy, I came to eat you!"
That was a heart attack and a half
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This video is proof that
Camera man never dies!!
This video is proof to all the “sharks don’t attack” people out there.
No, the camera man sometimes isn’t found and neither Is the footage.. or dies and no one realizes there’s footage 😂
I wonder why?
cameraman never dies because if the cameraman did die, there wouldnt be footage to show
😂
Shark: Looks like your Farman didn’t pick me up😂
“Tiger shark rammed me” bro, that shark went for a full blown nibble
He came for the kill, good thing he didn’t flip or fall out.
No he didn't bro the shark was going for whatever is in the bottom of the left side of the boat on camera the tan thing hanging into water it wasnt going for the boat and definitely not trying to attack smh. Hes a fisherman and does this daily down in the bvb islands they always go out it's a pretty decent size boat hes in.. not like a kayak like ppl think it is..
Kayaking in the ocean is like skydiving without a parachute to me anyway
I’ll admit when you kayak out in the ocean and the shallows disappear into blackness, THAT is terrifying. I went out in the gulf, it’s actually illegal to chum the water there and I found out why. Drew in a pod of dolphins and 2 sharks with the magic bait catfish chicken stuff and some bread😅it’s real different on the ocean chain reactions happen unexpected and Fast it started with the birds causing a ruckus getting the bread
Guessing you step out line when commond sense was past our?
I do it all the time, never even seen a shark. A dolphin did almost give me a heart attack though 😂
Saw a giant mako free jumping 3 miles offshore in the gulf this morning on my kayak. Caught some blackfin tuna tho it was fun as hell. I’d rather die by a shark attack then die from cancer or a drunk driver taking me out. If I die by Mother Nature it would be a honor. If I died by man/man made causes it would be a dishonor.
No.
Shark realized the boat was inedible and said “whoops, thought you were food”
"Sharks are calm, mosquitos are killing more people"
An old fisherman once told me. Never paint your paddle bright colors. Never leave your paddle outside the boat. It attracts predators when it's dancing on the waves.
Underated comment 👍
That was exactly what happened. That paddle slapping the surface of the water
Also avoid yellow especially => "yum yum yellow"
never underestimate the words of old fisherman in the sea
of course, paint your boat and oar black, then the shark will think you are a seal
If that were me, I would have been part of a miracle, I’d not just walk, but RUN on water! 😂😂😂
Koga, you n me both. While down Central/South America in the early 80s we worked out of a field office. We'd take weeks into the jungles n highlands gathering intelligence on cartels n drug routes. Did allot in a twin prop as well.
Anyways, one of our team got severely injured by a cayman n wnt into a death n roll. I had the saw n figured it was his only option. Aftermath of uploading over 40 rounds the gator took enough shots it let go n floated away. He only was hit by 5 rounds, all deep flesh wounds n one round stayed in his pelvic. It was unexpected n literally shook us up, as there were piranhas known in this area. Infection was a major concern, took f18 hrs to safe lz. Jungles n rivers have their own rules while maintaining a light footprints.
@@tyclark8162 that must have been terrifying! I hope your team member is ok.
"It runs on water, man!" Steven Hyde
@@chasmofsar2691
That'd be good if he wasn't being sentenced to prison next month!
Bad timing.
@@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206 A sitcom character is being sent to prison? I thought they were just reruns. Cool plot twist!
All i hear is Troy from Swamp People yelling "he's biting the boat, come on big boy!"😂
“Tiger shark rammed me!” Pause
Going into the ocean with a Kayak is like hunting in bear territory with a stick as protection.
And this in Hawaii, where the most aggressive sharks are living 🙈
Not really
@@DonBenisTheGreatnope, that title belongs to Florida
.....and wearing a hunting vest made out of seasoned pork chops.
Not really, but go off sis
Sir, that shark bit the boat. He didn’t just ram you lol.
Thank you , I scrolled just for this comment
He was after the water bottle😂
He needs to go home for ever . So shark don’t ram me .
He was just showing off his teeth. Wanted to know if it's time for the dentist.
People when they see a shark bite a boat: "clearly the shark wanted to eat the person. I've watched jaws this all true"
Shark: wtf is that yellow thing
That's the ultimate "fish got away and it was this big" that will haunt him the rest of his life 😂
He just wanted to talk to you about your boats extended warranty.
😂😂😂
....too many millennials ....they don't compute
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Nah brah, he just wanted lunch 😅
No dude you did it wrong, you were supposed to “redirect” the tiger shark with your hand😂😂
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😂😂 yup, just place your hand on its snout , just above those hundreds of sharp teeth 🤣
This is a very underrated comment 😂😂😂
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Ахаххаха, ору, я только что смотрела видео где девушка рассказывала как перенаправить тигровую акулу рукой 😂
100% the guy's fault.
1.) He had his oar paddle resting in the water. Huge rookie mistake. It looked just like a fish to the shark. He bit the paddle, realized it wasn't a fish, and let go and drifted back from him. Not to say a tiger shark won't take a nip outta him. But he basically antagonized the shark.
2.) HE'S IN A KAYAK, WAY TOO FAR OFF SHORE TO NOT EXPECT THIS TO HAPPEN.
He tried to eat you, He didn’t ram you.
FLOATING IN THE OCEAN LOOKING LIKE A LURE. 😂
Looking like a big old seal ! Juicy
Damn- that was a 100% calculated by that shark
Well no shit, the spirit of Jaws didn't guide him through the water
Tiger sharks will seek out and attack people. One of these mofos ate a young man alive in Egypt.
I think it thought the kayak was another type of shark@@lktzu2821
Yup, knew exactly where the meat was.
The day will come when they learn to bump prey off like Orcas.
He's hungry. Everyone has to eat.
You remember this video where someone explained if a shark comes close don't move... 😂
Tiger shark ram me is the most Asian thing I’ve ever heard 😂😂
He got attacked by a shark but somehow sounded like he was tattling on his older brother
This deserves more likes 🤣
Tiger shark didn’t ram him, tiger shark wanted a snack 😅
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That goes to show you how fast these animals are, and they can come out of nowhere you’re in their territory
Where else would they be?
@@andyfamas 🧌 trolls just getting 🧌 trolls
Tiger Sharks usually look slow in the water as well. This one was freakishly quick.
And there's some woman who *redirects* these tiger sharks 😂
When bro asks for a sip...
😂😂😂😂The way he said tiger shark rammed me!
After I changed my underwear that would've been my last voyage.
I would’ve had to change my pants too
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😂😂😂Ikr!!
I probably still have my nasty drawls on till this day because I be mentally messed up thinking about how I almost became fish food.
Changing underwear would be the last thing on my mind
Wow, the speed is incredible. I'm surprised he didn't flip the kayak.
.. она поняла, что её снимают на камеру, и поняла, что против читеров (cameraman never die) она бессильна.. увы🤷😅
Yeah, I'm shocked as well. Kayaks flip easily. It definitely was coming in with some force!
This kayak looks way bigger than any I've ever seen. It would make sense if he's in the ocean, but idk, I'm just a guy. His leg looks pretty small in reference to the kayak.
I would have pooped my pants.
Yes it didn't look like the biggest issue 😕
The photographer never dies. 😂
The bloke in the boat and that shark, could have some history, with "Tiger" trying to settle a score.
Logan
Rammed you? Bro, it attacked you!!
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💯 facts 😂
Fax 💯
I’ve got a boat like that, I would not be that calm.
CZcamsr Shark girl: He should've gently redirected the shark with his hand on its snout
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No, no! Baaaad sharkie.
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Was totally just thinking this! 😂
That shark only saw a huge, juicy sea turtle floating around.
Man: "Actually gets eaten"
Comments: "Just a curious little carnivore saying hi with an exploratory nibble. Definitely no aggression or anything. If he had hands he would have gone for a fist bump!"
If that kayak manufacturer doesn’t use this in their next ad, they F’d up.
If I wasn't sure I didn't want an ocean kayak before watching this clip, I'm certain of it now. No way this is good for advertising. "Buy our kayak and attract death torpedoes with teeth"
I'm surprised it didn't tip over!
Because seeing this will definitely cause many people to rush out and purchase a kayak...
So they can show everyone their kayak attracts sharks 🫡 Absolutely brilliant idea my friend your head of marketing now
First of all that isnt a kayak lol it's a fisherman on a boat its definitely not a small ass kayak the boat is small but not kayak small.. 😊
Note to self, dont go into the ocean with a boat thats smaller than a fish with teeth...
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I’m here to inform you that orcas sometimes capsize fishing boats much larger than them for funzies. So don’t go into the ocean without a boat much larger than a whole pod of orcas.
First if A.. it's not like hes on a kayak.. it's a small boat the fishermen use down in the islands.. they are pretty decent size and strong cause the currents there can get crazy!! also.. if you look at where the tiger hit he hit the tan looking thing hanging off the left side of the bottom of boat it could have been mistaken for a sea turtle.. the shark wasnt actually going for him or the boat.. its whatever was in that tan thing hanging off side of the bottom of boat.. there may have been something in there like live bait it was attracted too.. those sharks cant knock those small boats over 😊
In fact, tiger sharks lives about 250M close to the beach
Shark be like: Stop stealing my food dammit!
That shark yelled: Fishing human!! Fishing human just kicked me
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"this dumbass was eating my food, i had to ram him, no please guys im not just being aggressive i just rammed him for a bit, no plz guys its for the funny"
-Anthony the Tiger Shark
lmao you got me
that is true!
Бля, я своим смехом поди соседей разбудил XD
The first time a title underplayed the actual event
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🙄😏😳🤭🗣️Kills Me When Folks Know, there Are Sharks Out There , &. Demons ..😀😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂💁🏽♀️🇵🇷
Exactly!!
Yep, made me jump😂
someone: "and just in time you were holding the phone filming in the middle of ocean" LOL
Oh he wasn't ramming you.. he was testing that kayak flesh out on his pallet
Patrick
Im not a marine biologist but that was definitely a shark
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Indeen you're not, it was tiger shark
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@@jimboh.2654no less a shark
@@adamwilkinson6721 shark with tiger head?
This is the closest thing to Jaws IRL ive seen
SharkBait 5000
Most of them don’t end this well
@@TheTalhahayeMore people die from Lightning strikes in a year than from Sharks
watch sydney man getting eaten by great white from 1 or 2 years ago
Should see the video of the guy killed in Egypt a few years ago. Dragged the shark though the water with the guys torso was out of the water yelling for help. I think he kept screaming papa
Shark : not at my ocean
Documentaries-"Sharks dont hunt people they are not their food source"
This shark-"Another fool in a kayak-yummers"
That is the calmest reaction to a bona fide shark attack I've ever seen.
это, скорее ,был шок. Потому уже были эмоции.
The kayak didn't tip due to the dude's massive balls holding it steady.
Nah he wasnt calm at all. It's just that a woman wouldn't be able to get any words out as she'd scream for the next two hours
Think it thought his paddle was a fish.
@@Indian_Kamala Yeah, I thought that too. Or maybe the flipper of a turtle or something like that.
"she came in curiously to investigate me, and i put my hand on her head and gently directed her away. Tiger sharks are so gentle."
I think she's nuttier than squirrel 💩 and this dude too.
I'd like to see her commentary on this, and how she would "redirect?" 😮
@@harrykoyl3784 lmao right?
That's true to a point, as long as you're underwater. Anything ON the water that looks like a similar sized competitor they'll attack to protect their territory. He wasn't just after an easy meal. He was trying to k!LL a competitor. He's VERY lucky. In these cases they usually come back. Over and OVER. Till you're dead or reach shore. And it's exceptionally easy to get knocked off a kayak in the repeated attacks. He's VERY lucky. I hope he went to church the following Sunday 🤣
😅😅😅I just seen that
Rammed you ? Shark missed your leg bro 😂😂😂
Shark handlers be like - if you see shark approaching you just tap on his head make eye contact he will change his direction 💀bro wtf its a fucking tiger shark 🦈 he will take you to his home .
I still don't understand what goes through a person's head that makes them think kayak fishing in the ocean is a good idea
you can say the same about surfers
@fangan4770 this too defies logical comprehension
We wont miss having you out there trust me. 😂
Truth!
@@fishwhistler758and with that attitude, I think I would rather have that shark as a fishing buddy than you. I imagine that's how most people feel about you.
Did you see how FAST that shark moved in on that kayak??? Like a missile. That’s got to be one of the most impressive things I’ve ever seen.
non excuse moi tu n'as jamais vu un missile attaquer : ça ce voit ! c'est beaucoup plus rapide... et les velociraptor sont bien plus rapide encore que les missiles ! CQFD !! mais ça, biensur, c'est difficile a croire pour des humains ignorants...
@@user-wn9mq6ws9c You got so offended so quickly. You're a very weak person
@@user-wn9mq6ws9cHow rude. Have some manners.
A tiger shark did what to you sir !!!???
I like watching people prove that I don't belong on the water in a kayak
I like how he goes from panicked to relaxed so quickly
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I know right. lol He was a little too chill for my liking
Tiger shark has several new holes in him
It was an exploratory bite, shark didn't taste food, it goes away usually.
I didn't ram you, it tried to eat your kayak
Why does his Kayak look like a college kids desk? 😂😂
The shark said my lunch was delivered.
Ram? He tried getting the whole damn kayak in his mouth.😂
big man had ambitions😂
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I like leaning back in a kayak with my feet in the water. After watching this video, all I can say is, never again.
Fresh water… just go to fresh water. (Without reports of bull sharks of course)
@@CoppersmithODNever know when an alligator is lurking 👀 to nibble on your toes. The pool is just fine for me and even then I look twice before I leap.
@@trayvionallen9467yeah I do this ever since I was in Florida and there was a alligator in the neighbours pool it burst through to net and was just lay there waiting 😂
stay in a small inland lake in the midwest
Imaging 1 tiger shark charges at the Lady directing sharks like this. What shall she do? OMG.
Shark 1, Kayak 0
You are in his hood bro. He just checked your card!