Harry Styles | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano Present: Hey Babe! | EP 89
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- THE BABES ARE BACK!!!! Sal doesn't know Usher?! What would you do with Justin Bieber money? What is really going on with this Subway tattoo promotion. Could you live off Subway sandwiches? Sal HATES the new hat he bought. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS HAT!!! What is the best sketch comedy show of all time? The babes investigate what Monks do all day. What does it mean to be a monk. Jail for the weekends is an option in certain parts of the world. The EVIL secrets of Disney. Is Disney even fun or just all hype? Sal hates lakes. Sal breaks down his punishment on Impractical Jokers down in the Bayou. Chris spills the beans on Riff Raff's real name. HEY BABE!
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00:00 Intro
01:21 Does Sal know Usher?
7:33 Harry Styles is a Zaddy
10:13 Buy a Friend a Subway Tattoo
13:09 Sal Airs a Grievance
17:21 Key & Peele
20:27 A Monks Life
30:42 Babes Ads
33:40 Weekend Jail
38:45 Nick Cannon Has Another Baby
41:10 Safari Isn’t for Him
43:53 Disney Evil?
49:27 Impractical Jokers Swim With Alligators
55:02 New Orleans Fun
57:18 Give Sal A Refund
58:51 Love RiFF RAFF
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The "if you're listening and we know that you are" line is under-rated. I love it
Take it up with bloom café!!! 🤣
The fact that Chrissy Convos has 45 podcasts, but still waves the microphone around so I can’t hear every 3rd word is amazing!! Haha!! 🤣
Never heard of "burn".
He thinks he’s doing stand up🤣
Its bcuz youre persian
@@seanwilliams5382 "Sit-down Comedy" like late period but pre-downfall Cosby
Has those Staten island hands movements!
I love Chris genuinely dying laughing at the hat 😂😂😂
Pretty sure this man was high 🤣
jp hogg oo xyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
nowl
Sal getting uncomfortably close to the camera while reading his dates brings joy into my life
It really does
I've never seen Chris laugh as hard as when Sal put that hat on lmaooo
“When the f*ck did we get ice cream” was one of my favorite parts of that movie 🤣🤣
omg i died when they quoted that, it’s my favorite part of that movie 😂😂😂
same! and I completely forgot about that movie until they said that.
cue me saying it to myself for the next 5 minutes.
Lol I quote this every opportunity I get 😂
The hat situation made me laugh so much. I needed it thanks babes
Sal looked like Kurt Angle wearing the toy cowboy hat
@@MPHswayze 😭😭😭 so specific but on point
That hat looks like how children draw hats on their stick figures 😂😂
The face on Sal’s shirt looks hilarious from different angles as he’s sitting
Sal: "Can I air a grievance?" Proceeds to justifiably vent about that outrageous hat.
Me: Laughs hysterically! Almost dies from choking via breakfast cereal!
🤣🤣🤣 🥣🎤🧢
That hat is egregious
But was the serial magic spoon that you ordered with the coupon code babes!?
@@brandibastian4193 Allegedly!
Shout out magic spoon
@@MrsParksIsInTheHouse if you're watching and we know that you are
I started a new drinking game for this episode, taking a sip every time Chrissy says 'like'.
I'm in rehab now
Drink in the chaos
Good thing you didn't choose the word literally because you'd LITERALLY be dead.
@@brandorobot like, literally
Should have picked literally 😄
Should we do a wellness check???
“I’ll kill Justin Timberlake because I’m not racist “ 😂😂 we love a babe who’s an ally
Hey guys,
My girlfriend, Katy, is a big fan of your show. She told me you were looking for people who have been monks. I was a Franciscan friar, living in San Francisco, from 2017 to 2021. At the time, I was a member of the Episcopal Church, not Roman Catholic, but we took the same vows and lived similar lives. If you have any questions, I’ll do my best to answer them as honestly as I can. Thanks. I can provide proof if needed.
Sincerely,
James
What do you do now? Were there problems with the management?
@@josef2012I went back to teaching after I left. I'm trying to find a job in Project Management at the moment. There were disagreements I had, but after reflecting on it for over a year, I understand now the organization was probably in serious need of fixing long before I joined.
@@josef2012 The management line made me laugh, "monestaries have the worst HR departments! I quit!"
@@jedwardcalabro Best of luck,wish you well 🙏
Get this puppy to the top!
Those Sal close ups were needed PIMPY thank you and loves
I hate the edits and camera cuts, they're too good! It'd be so much easier to listen to this pod but Pimpy's gotta go and make the video version necessary
the camera work during Sal’s plug in the beginning is perfect
As a harry styles fan and a babe, this is the crossover I never knew I wanted
THE CUT AT 45:02. "There's an eeevilness to Disney." Couldn't have said it better.
My uncle did weekends in jail for a DUI and he liked it a lot better lol. He had a job Monday through Friday and he said it was nice to be able to have freedom and talk to people who aren’t inmates
I don't think I've ever seen Chris laugh so hard lol
Sal not knowing “burn” might be the biggest surprise on this show until he officially comes out
How would that be a surprise?
The way Sal’s shirt folds makes that lady look terrifying.
@0:30 please do every ad read/plug this way. This was the most enjoyable experience I’ve had and even went back a couple times to listen again.
That’s Charlie Browns baseball hat 😂😂😂 I can’t stop laughing
I’d take the 1 year. If you went with 5 years the other inmates would always request you do things for them on the outside knowing you’ll be back next weekend.
You’re in a holing cell for the weekend
@@slimshady5050 not always. Depends on the jail. In my area you're in general.
Me and my friends was like 9 years old out on the trampoline in the rain singing Burn like we was hosting a concert 🤣🤣🤣🤣
When Sal asked ‘I wonder what monks collect?’ I instinctively said out loud to no one: “Funko Pops” and then pictured a monk being like “yeah I found this limited edition SDCC 2015 Wolverine on EBay… it cost me $500 but I’m really proud of it” 😂😂😂
Limited edition Ghost of Tshushima Warrior Monk figure, gotta have it!
The babes look uncomfy in the chairs. Put them back on a couch. They’re couch babes.
As rich as sal is, it’s hilarious he’s willing to go through the trouble of returning a $50 hat 😂😂
omg sal's ad read HAHAHAHAHAHA
Sal is my spirit animal 😂😂😂😂
Sal’s that one guy who doesn’t get the herpes joke people always crack when they reference Usher’s Burn.
TAKE IT UP W/ BLOOM CAFE SAL!!!
He TOOK IT UP WITH BODEGA and they never answered!
TAKE IT UP WITH BLOOM CAFE
What episode does take it up with bloom cafe start
@@Mr2121ricky2121 I'm not sure, I think 2 episodes ago
Chris and Sal laughing at the hat was the best, i couldn't stop laughing at them laughing, on another note the hat looks like one that volleyball players wear with the front flicked up though
Chris laughing at the Hat.. HAS ME CRYING 😂😂👑
Love this podcast, genuinely so happy everytime there’s a new episode, you guys are awesome ❤️
48:09 “ALLEGEDLYYYYY 💁🏽♂️” 😂 gets me every time
Chris's genuine laugh at the hat is everything i need in life.
I need a hey babe hat like that now !! Seriously
i love how the video starts with chrissy screams
"IM IN THE BR-...." i love it, i had to listen four times
also, sals closeup talking about how hes COMING TO MY CITY??!!
i needed the babes
Chris this is the most you have ever laughed on an episode. I love it so much. 😂
OMG THE RINGER REFERENCE! Chrissy! That was perfect timing!!
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard in my life!! @Sal’s grievance 🧢 😂😂
If I had a dollar every time Chrissy said literally, I would literally have thousands of dollars. 💰
"When the fuck did we get ice cream" lol😂😂😂😂 that's my favorite part of the ringer movie
I LOVE THE RINGER REFERENCE!!!! I feel like everyone I talk to has no idea what that movie is lol. Love You babes
Just went back and listened to "Burn" by Usher and I have to admit it doesn't ring a bell. I think "Yeah" overshadowed it.
Y’all are so perfect together. I love it. I sleep and watch all day your hey babe non stop. I’m near Knoxville I’d love to see y’all one day hopefully 🙏
Yasssss what even is sleep when the babes just dropped a new ep
the genuine laughs shared by these 2 is great
This podcast makes my day so much better
DYINGGG at the small hat segment 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
I love how much Chris loves that hat.
The joy that transpired through my body when I saw this title. The boys and HARRY STYLES? *in my best New Yorker voice* GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!💕
I absolutamente love you both! I laugh everyday because of you both!
My 2 favorite people. Just as funny as anyone but genuinely nice people 🫡
Sal's shirt just killed me...im dead! Lmfao. Fantast..
The mess ups with the videos of monks fighting at 30:18 is fckin hilarious omg
lmaoooo omg I remember that episode of Sal in the swamp I was dying
The hat started looking good at the halfway point of the ep 🔥
Chris was literally this 🤣🤣for that hat lmao
Chris: I don't even look at social media anymore, V does it.
Also Chris: *thinks 3 yr old satirical story on Disney buying Pornhub is fact* 😂😂😂😂
Franks+beans
@@josef2012 it is what it is cuz
HP’s edits are next level. favorite podcast prodoosa
Bunch of Babes in here
There's Buds sneakin' aroind here too Babe
@@MPHswayze hahaha
5 years weekends, Sal made a good point about a work out schedge & meditation weekend lol
was staring at Chris's shirt the entire time and love that he acknowledged it the very last minute
The opening was gold with the whole Usher thing 😂
Chrissy needs a headset or microphone stand 😂😂😅
Love you both
Seriously needs a headset like a pilot or a streamer
@@MPHswayze like a fitness instructor… lol
@@MPHswayze he has a mic like a standup. Hes fine
Favorite time of the week
Thank god for babes🙏
Nice hat! The genuine laughter makes my day
Great pod babes!! I laughed so hard at this one
Why can’t I watch this??!! 😫
Go to their channel and click videos . Worked for me
You’re blind?
Cause it's only available in 240p
@@graciedye27 seems good now. Problem fixed. It was sarcastic anyways.
Take it up with bloom café
Chris reminds me of Simple Jack from Tropic Thunder with that hat
The hat 😂😂 I cant.
that hat made me holllller 😂😂
Just impulse bought tickets to Sal’s Toronto show for my husbands birthday after I already bought him a $200 present 😂
What did y’all forget to edit out ‘cause I can’t view it!? 😝
You guys are my favorite people in the world!!!
Since you asked, for real I was a Hindu monk for 3 years. Each monk was assigned to a work group. Myself and one other monk were the main cooks for the 22 monks that lived there.
The others did outside work/landscaping. Another group did publications and outreach, and the last took care of all the finances. We all worked for 8 hours a day like a normal job.
We worshiped for about 45 minutes and meditated for 1 hour a day as a group. But we also had individual vigils that were 3 hours long of being in the temple alone at all hours of the day, performing Puja and meditation, studying scripture, etc.
My vigil was from 3am to 6am everyday.
Burn!! You dont know Burn!! My fav Usher song ever - wow
13:11 more of this is needed! 😂
Thats a bad hat. I was dieing laughing.
OMG! That hat made my day. lmao
That hat would be complete if it had a propeller on top🤣🤣
I remember watching the bog monster ep live what a throwback!!
This was wild. Just the other day, probably around the time this episode was recorded, Usher’s Burn randomly popped into my head out of nowhere and I had to listen to it. I probably haven’t so much as thought about that song since 2007 at least, but I got the melody stuck in my head and listened to it for the first time in over a decade. Then, of all the old songs to be brought up, it’s Burn.
14:09 LOL Sal bought a hipster welders cap
Babes new episode dropped just as I was going out to sunbathe 👌🏻 airpods in, bliss
Let the Chaos and the rays wash over you Babe
Yes Yes Sal Vulcano are the Best
MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS HARRY STYLES AND HEY BABE
As always, shoutout the boi homeless pimp!!🥶🥶
Homed Pimp is off the streets god bless
lolol the freeze frame of evil mickey mouse
The hat 🤣 🤣 🤣
Yay my weekly serotonin
Hey Babe please double your dosage and see us on Mondays too, Bud
7:10 stooppp yall play too much🤣😭😭
I love the shirt Chrissy!! That’s my hometown!! Go Savannah Bananas!! Hey Babes!!!
Lovin' Chrissy's socks and the fact the hat stayed.
Can't wait to see you in Evansville babe!!!❤️
The perfect pod to wake up to today!!!! Thanks fellas!
Blurred corner is my favorite member of the pod.
Burn by Usher is such a good song! It hits differently when you listen to it now vs 2004 (I was 19 when it came out, have lived a lot more life since then 🤣)
Omg Chris I’m so excited I’m going to see you in September at cobbs for my birthday ❤❤❤❤
Sal was already worried about looking like the benadryl guy from the painting at YMH studios, now with that hat on it's just perfect