Fahad Aziz Hey, I just want to know what type of hentai this guy looks at, so I can judge weather not he's complete trash. Also, look at my profile picture. I have a fucking dakimakura, so I'm clearly dead inside.
Dj Khalid "Don't ever play yourself" John Malkovich on his role in Being John Malkovich: "I played myself." Dj Khalid: "Congratulations you played yourself"
as i awoke into the light of a new day my true love asked me to a romantic dinner through a short text. She said, "we need to discuss something". i could tell from her tone that she was angry, more than i had ever seen or heard. I walked down the street playing her voice over and over again in my head knowing what i had done. With my heavy duffel bag reminding me that i needed to right my wrongs. i sit down at the candle lit table and look into her eyes. we say nothing, and i reach into my bag to pull out a pair of deadstock cool grey jordan 11s. I return them to her possession reluctantly and she pushes them back towards me and with a fiery and saddened look in her eye she whispers... "congratulations, you played yourself"
DJ Khaled “Don’t ever play yourself” Meanwhile after 2022 *me playing myself in a short film I made with my friends* “Sorry DJ Khaled I kinda played myself”
If only these kinds of traps were still viable and didn't typically end with an anti-climactic *Detatch a material from Cyber Dragon Infinity to negate the activation of your trap card and destroy it.
For those who watch Naruto, then you will understand what i mean. Gai opens 8th Door with a suicidal attack to kill Madara and he dosen't even die ''Congratulation you played yourself''
when your twin calls you ugly
congratulations you played yourself
*Identical twin
Congratulations, you played yourself ;)
LMFAO
Identical or fraternal? If we are talking identical then yes, if we are talking fraternal, then no.
keaton0801 u just had to ruin it :D
When you play against your ghost in mario kart time trials
this is the best one so far 👌💯😂
This one I do get ...XD
I get iiiiittt XD
macintyre1919 10/10 👌👌👌 would do again
I love the comment#
you played yourself
8 subscriber... seems legit
+Gerald0613 you played yourself
Elmer Villalobos i never play myself. and by the way... don't ever play yourself
+DJ Khaled my sides are in orbit
No. You played yourself.
When your Mom tells you, "You Son of a Bitch!"
^
I
Lmao this is the best one so far 😂😂😂
Joseph Reyes niceeeee
#HDedede, Lord and Saviah of Dededreamland 64 gramer pls
When your sibling directs a "your mom" joke at you.
I probably don't know XD
This is why I don't play Sims; because I don't want to play myself.
+Godot Then you probably shouldn't play Trials and Tribulations
Bars nigga
I watch this video everyday to ensure that I indeed, do not, play myself.
If you HAVE TO watch it EVERYDAY............???..........Congratulations......you played yourself!!
when you throw a flashbang and it comes back at you ...
congratulations, u played urself
rainbow six siege
+Anthony Dale I do it all the time in rainbow
Same, this is why I just use frags on Buck now
lol I hate that shit...I always fuck around and get killed to
Congratulations, You Played Yourself.
Another one
I appreciate you
We the best
A CZcams I watch put this at the end of one of his videos and I laughed so hard like I love this video soooooo much it is so funny
You loyal
When you get banned in a game for insulting the devs
Shaclone I don't get it
i saw this post already, not original. Congratulations you played yo'self
69th like
When you get banned from voicing a game you advertised for free, because you've been talking shit about anyone who is not part of the "white culture".
Shaclone 400,000 Subs OMG HWO,,?????
another one
"don't ever play yourself"
>accidentally leaks credit card info
Well done, DJ Khaled, you played yourself.
What hentai is your profile pic from?
+CurtisAlfeld aren't you ashamed asking about that shit public ?
Fahad Aziz
Hey, I just want to know what type of hentai this guy looks at, so I can judge weather not he's complete trash.
Also, look at my profile picture. I have a fucking dakimakura, so I'm clearly dead inside.
+zero_gravity_91 smh
+CurtisAlfeld congratultions . You played yourself
Dj Khalid "Don't ever play yourself"
John Malkovich on his role in Being John Malkovich: "I played myself."
Dj Khalid: "Congratulations you played yourself"
+MrThatblueguy hahhhahaha im dead
MrThatblueguy you played yourself when you spelled dj Khaled wrong
this man is an inspiration
congratulations you played yourself
As of June 10, 2019, DJ Khaled has played himself🙂
How I felt after I bought the season pass for Star Wars battlefront.
W
+Gaydolf Shitler W for the dank name
L
+Warrcoww L
They even had a season pass for it, I feel sorry for you..
Dj Khaled , a truly complex individual
When your opponent uses Self-Destruct, but you got a Focus Sash on your pokemon.
When you backed Mighty Number 9
Congratulations, you played yourself.
Dj khaled don't ever eat yourself
Your so whack
+Jarrett Binert good one bitch
+Bethimm - Fat nigga
+Bethimm you just played yourself
+Jarrett Binert LOL
When you pre order Infinite Warfare before Battlefield 1 was announced.
Congratulations, you played yourself
When you pre order Battlefield 1 at all
When you play Battlefield
TheFatKidOutRanMe they're both shit games
Best Overwatch Plays IW isn't shit though its a hell of a lot better than bo3
When you side B as little mac and you fall off the ledge
True.
i cri everytiem
I always play with myself
Marcos Flores lmfao
Aiyanna Maine LOL
Congratulations, you played with yourself
it cuz they dont have jerly
jurry*
+ElSpark You don't get it.
+ElSpark so much jury
+tonadoff Jelly? Is that about his fat?
Greg Trainer hes fat because he's full of keys to sucess
Everything this dude says is mad accriate
+T Marginau well said
He also loves jerily.
+SandMan Football lolol Had to think about that one for a cpl seconds lol
+T Marginau
>accriate
Congratulations, you played yourself.
+tcooke2 You didn't see the hilarious DJ Khalid interview on Hot 97 where that word was created?? If not, congratulations, you played yourself.
All of the actors from the 2013 apocalyptic comedy "This is the end".
But I always play myself on Multiplayer.
as i awoke into the light of a new day my true love asked me to a romantic dinner through a short text. She said, "we need to discuss something". i could tell from her tone that she was angry, more than i had ever seen or heard. I walked down the street playing her voice over and over again in my head knowing what i had done. With my heavy duffel bag reminding me that i needed to right my wrongs. i sit down at the candle lit table and look into her eyes. we say nothing, and i reach into my bag to pull out a pair of deadstock cool grey jordan 11s. I return them to her possession reluctantly and she pushes them back towards me and with a fiery and saddened look in her eye she whispers...
"congratulations, you played yourself"
L
hilarious
that shit was hilarious brody
I died.
+Ashley the EnderDragon Neko Me too. Life flashed before my eyes ending with a pair of deadstock cool grey jordan 11s being returned to me.
When you say something under your breath and your parents find out 😂😂😂
The Fine Bros
DJ Khaled > Aristotle and Socrates
When you finally decide to text your crush and they leave you on read :))
YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB!
When you buy No Man's Sky
Da fuck is that? 😂😂😂
No Guy Buy.
James Quinonez j
Ohio boy Clearly you haven't used the internet at all for half of 2016
zBlacksad That fuckin game..........
Congratulations America, you played yourself.
When you throw an alley oop in 2k on a fastbreak and miss it
When the UK votes to leave the EU
Nah. They don't want to get cucked anymore.
But now they have to deal with Nigel Farage's political bs.
Well said
Jacob Erickson
Look how it's turning out, what a shitshow.
This guy gets a cookie.
Instructions unclear...
I played myself
He's going to be a good father..
"Don't ever play with yourself"
We now have an 11th Commandment: Thou shalt not play yourself
The wisest and most powerful quote ever spoken.
i can't believe how inspirational his words are lol
Unless it's your own music, Don't ever play yourself 💯
Another one
+Jess Williams You smart u loyal u grateful and i appreciate dat never play uself now here take this jeeerly
+Drowsy Potato that is the most accriate thing anyone's ever said.
SandMan Football they didnt want us to eat so we eat goood and use lots of cocoa butter
When you vote for Hillary thinking that she will fix anything in the U.S..... Congratulations, you played yourself.
W
Then again, if Bernie becomes her VP, maybe she won't be so bad. But that's a maybe with seven million asterisks by it.
major key L...trump for dump
Still better than Trump, so don't worry.
Diego Sosa that's not even remotely true. both are utter garbage
nice meme
+Zhadeix thank
+Zhadeix I'M ETHAN BRADBERRY!
That is the best quote from DJ Khaled ever!!
"When they give an Oscar to John Malkovich for playing Johh Malkovich in Being John Malkovich."Congratulations, you played yourself.
2 memes in one month? Wow DJ Khaled must've won a reward for that.
When enemy Bastion shoots at you as Genji.
so true XD
DJ Khaled is an inspiration to us all
That other dude looks like Ethan from H3H3
The ending of Phantom Pain
At times like this China really needs dj khaled to remind them not to play themselves. Never play yourself
When Mako's ex girlfriends started dating each other at the end of avatar: legend of korra.
The Stalker alie
Don't ever play yourself...... DJ KHaled!!!!!
We the best music!!!!! Plays himself on every fukn track.....
DJ Khaled is smart. I appreciate him.
Congratulations America... you played yourself #Trump
***** Shoulf we vote for the AFD or what😂.
This makes me very happy!
When fighters think they can take on one punch man
It took about 5 'Don't ever play yourself's', for the final of, 'Congrats you played yourself' to come out. Haha that's good stuff 🤣
When you drink a big shield but 3 seconds later you find mini shields🤦
DJ Khaled “Don’t ever play yourself”
Meanwhile after 2022 *me playing myself in a short film I made with my friends*
“Sorry DJ Khaled I kinda played myself”
Best thing I've seen all year.
When the U.S. voted Trump as president.
I cant breathe
Trump and Hillary were both horrible
When people made politics exist period.
@@leoraxion2952 FRRR
*Reveal my facedown card magic cylinder
Congratulations you played yourself.
Late but 11/10 comment
If only these kinds of traps were still viable and didn't typically end with an anti-climactic
*Detatch a material from Cyber Dragon Infinity to negate the activation of your trap card and destroy it.
Don't ever play your self, don't ever play yourself, don't ever play yourself, Congratulations you played yourself
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don't ever play yourself fam.
When ur teachers tell u to study before a test and u didn’t and don’t know any of the answers..........you played ur self
Just played myself. Feels bad man
Fuck. I tried so hard not to and I still did despite all his warnings.
I’ve been playing with myself since 13 years old
When an aspiring actor doesn't have to be someone else in a movie
Dj khaled > books
For those who watch Naruto, then you will understand what i mean.
Gai opens 8th Door with a suicidal attack to kill Madara and he dosen't even die ''Congratulation you played yourself''
Dont ever, play yourself.
I want this as my ringtone.
When you use Anivia wall and stuck yourself with the enemy.
Everytime he says that he has all red shoes in his hands.. I think he played himself.
the red shoe is just a bait... don't fall for it. and most importantly don't play yourself
Man It Still Amazes Me How Dis Catt Woo-ed his Way In Da Industry! 😒😳
Thought He Was A Producer🤔🙄
Don't ever play me or my son's self again
Don't play yourself, Khaled.
(DJ Khaled endorses Hillary Clinton).
Congratulations, you played yourself.
next time I make a character in a video game, I'll remember this
Love this guy!
Forever Famous For His Words XD
ANOTHER ONE 🎉🎉🎉 DON'T EVER PLAY YOUR SELF IN MY DJ KHALED VOICE!!!
When I tell myself not to fall for a guy who doesn’t know I exist but I do anyways
Don't ever play yourself DJ Khaled best phrase
When your brother tells you a yo mamma joke
I like the part when he says "Don't ever play yourself."
When a kid reminds a teacher about homework
Thts dj kaled for ya
And here we see Homogeneous Khalidius with his dank memes
Don't eva play yaself (khaled voice)
My mom told me for years to stop playing with myself
Democrats right now
People in the year 2020 that voted for Trump.
That's if he doesn't get impeached first
I'm not a political person, but I'm not sure you know the actual meaning of impeachment...
you played all of us but mostly yourself
Play of the game: *You as YOURSELF*
Congratulations to the UK and US
Whole time I thought that was Ebro saying that on Hot 97!!
When you throw a boomerang to try to get rid of it