DSP Gives Ultimatum After Viewers Failed Him Once Again With Horrible Support Stream With 2 Tips

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  • čas přidán 1. 03. 2024
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  • @MundaneDave
    @MundaneDave Před 4 měsíci +313

    2:41 "He doesn't have better hands. He's just a rich player"
    Epic 5th dimensional projection from the guy with a p2p WWEC account with a 99% win rate

    • @DSPTriesItMemology101
      @DSPTriesItMemology101  Před 4 měsíci +49

      Cursed name and pfp

    • @MundaneDave
      @MundaneDave Před 4 měsíci +32

      @@DSPTriesItMemology101 same

    • @wittledragon1314
      @wittledragon1314 Před 4 měsíci +5

      beat me to it. lol was going to say that too XD

    • @myquest666420
      @myquest666420 Před 4 měsíci +12

      TheycallmeDownFromTheRafters

    • @angry_zergling
      @angry_zergling Před 4 měsíci +13

      Phil has a vendetta against, and been whining about, 'rich players' since his tournament playing games. 'They're not better than me (ree!), they didn't outplay me! They just have too much money and are given opportunities I'm naht!"

  • @ConradSyn
    @ConradSyn Před 4 měsíci +251

    No one treats DSP fans worse than DSP himself

    • @barrelrolltoday6051
      @barrelrolltoday6051 Před 4 měsíci +32

      That's the truth. He hates them more than the trolls.

    • @gregofthelake
      @gregofthelake Před 4 měsíci +19

      💯 He is the biggest complainer on his stream. Wants feedback, but don't you dare say anything critical or requiring Phil to actually do something.

    • @sinjin8576
      @sinjin8576 Před 4 měsíci +10

      ​@@gregofthelakeGod help you if you strike up a actual conversation with any of the other members in the chat and it's not about Phil

    • @Snakee423
      @Snakee423 Před 4 měsíci

      Pigler

  • @comforteagle721
    @comforteagle721 Před 4 měsíci +156

    DSP never skips beg day.

  • @animeslayer24
    @animeslayer24 Před 4 měsíci +234

    this is phil's life, he does horrible one day, begs and berates his dents to step it up, they do the next day, but it quickly falls apart because they're only a small group of people.

    • @Clamfaced
      @Clamfaced Před 4 měsíci +40

      Yeah whatever he received yesterday is his threshold, thats his maximum limit of what he'll receive on a good day from now on. The thing is they used up all their welfare so now they gotta wait a month to recharge.

    • @bobsmith5088
      @bobsmith5088 Před 4 měsíci +20

      Yep, instead of concentrating on how to get more supporters, he is only focused on how to milk more money out of the few current supporters.
      This is because in order to get more supporters, he would have to address the criticisms of non supporters, and his ego can't handle that. Milking current supporters doesn't require addressing criticism, it only needs more begging.

    • @Geauxmaha
      @Geauxmaha Před 4 měsíci +18

      It’s the 1st of the month and those disability checks only go so far

    • @420bengalfan
      @420bengalfan Před 4 měsíci +5

      @@Clamfaced it was also a friday so some dents with a real ob got paid its rare you get that combo and he prepped for it the day before letting them know how much he needs their money

    • @B4ss88
      @B4ss88 Před 4 měsíci

      @@bobsmith5088 Don't forget about the 24h sub only slow chat or whatever is called

  • @jebus56162
    @jebus56162 Před 4 měsíci +115

    Why does he do this? I've never seen a more miserable person. Dude has created his own version of hell for himself.

    • @willw.1466
      @willw.1466 Před 4 měsíci +14

      We are creatures of habit. He can't break the cycle.

    • @puppetier1313
      @puppetier1313 Před 4 měsíci +10

      One must imagine Sisyphus happy, BUT one must also know Phil is miserable

    • @gregofthelake
      @gregofthelake Před 4 měsíci +8

      Oh yes. He has put himself in a prison with no locked doors and he doesn't have any idea how to get out of it.

    • @StationaryBeggar
      @StationaryBeggar Před 4 měsíci +7

      Too lazy to work a real job

    • @silviesereneblossom
      @silviesereneblossom Před 4 měsíci +8

      Ego defense. Narcs will destroy themselves over and over rather than change their ways because changing their ways means admitting they're wrong, and that is intolerable. So he will blame literally anyone - his viewers, the "detractors", Twitch, CZcams, etc, other than himself. The only way for there to even be a hope of change is to experience devastating, life-threatening consequences (prison, homelessness, etc), and Phil has mostly skated because he's an upper middle class dude whose parents more or less paid his way and enabled him.

  • @CHILLbotting
    @CHILLbotting Před 4 měsíci +113

    Dave: These RPGs aren't meant to be powered through -> also Dave: Zelda has way too much side content. What a bunch of idiots.

    • @MerceTF2
      @MerceTF2 Před 4 měsíci +7

      Like he says they aren't meant to be rushed through, yet he still rushes through every other game just so he can play the next one and repeat the process. He's got no love for games. All he wants is that money. He NEEDS that money, to pay his bills!

    • @Abedeuss
      @Abedeuss Před 4 měsíci +5

      It is a bit hilarious how he's content doing absolutely mindless side content in RPGs like minigames, but ignores ACTUAL SIDE CONTENT in open world games...

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData Před 4 měsíci

      I really need to share a wild discovery I had recently regarding what kind gaming content you do and how you choose to do it.
      I watch a lot of Pokemon challenges (nuzlockes, soul links, etc) and happened to find a channel called Vintendo that turned out to solely focus on "And Then We Battle" types of Pokemon videos (e.g. "we choose our Pokemon based on their reversed cry" or "based on bad descriptions" and then they build the Pokemons stats/movesets/items, either randomize/choose/keep the ability depending on the gimmick, then battle). This channel was barely a year old but had been churning out regular content of _just_ this very niche genre of Pokemon battles with a rotating cast of guests...and had nearly 2 million subs. Low and behold, it's a SECOND CHANNEL by a guy whose been on youtube for ten years! Original151 is his first channel, where he has a sizeable following of like 500k, and he's been streaming everyday for FIVE YEARS STRAIGHT on twitch!! April 1st is his subathon where, at the end, that five year streak will finally end so he can have a more flexible schedule. His editing fucking slaps, he has fantastic energy with all his guests (likely because they're all friends), he's popping off in the algorithm and knows how to take advantage of it without it interfering with his life (wife and dog btw lol)...and he's an Italian-American with magnificent facial hair who looks and sounds _just_ enough like DSP for it to be a little surreal to watch him. 😂 Dude's the alternative universe version of DSP I stg and I laughed so hard thinking about DSP's precious 15 years of variety content on youtube when this guy rocketed to fame doing pretty much only Pokemon content since he started LMAO.
      P.S. I caught a stream of his where he was multistreaming on both channels, the new one vertically in shorts to reach the most people and the old one horizontally as a normal livestream so people had incentive to go there. Dude had over 1k views combined and was working back towards 1k memberships, I believe that was also total. REALLY put into perspective what DSP should be getting in memberships when correctly ratioed to views and WITHOUT the whales. 😂

    • @cloudshines812
      @cloudshines812 Před 4 měsíci

      Tbf, Zelda is an open world action adventure game whereas Final Fantasy is an open world RPG game.
      And well… he did do a bunch of side shit for Elden Ring. Still not saying much tho…

    • @upon-fe2720
      @upon-fe2720 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Zelda ain't no RPG! Don't compare FF with Zelda.

  • @Steven-ex3ne
    @Steven-ex3ne Před 4 měsíci +102

    "He didn't out play me" he is saying this about a computer controlled character.

    • @Ashkihyena
      @Ashkihyena Před 4 měsíci +33

      Fighting game excuses coming out at a card game in an RPG.

    • @gregofthelake
      @gregofthelake Před 4 měsíci +8

      Reminds me of my brother playing video games...when he was 7.

    • @alanrcastro8580
      @alanrcastro8580 Před 4 měsíci +16

      DSP manages to get his ego hurt by a NPC

    • @gregofthelake
      @gregofthelake Před 4 měsíci +10

      @@alanrcastro8580 could you imagine Phil going to a video game convention these days? They’d have to take him away in a padded ambulance with his fragile psyche.

    • @1w561
      @1w561 Před 4 měsíci

      He's been cooped up in that little room for so long, with the majority of his social interactions being through his screen. MP, AI, it's all just 1's and 0's this point. Dude is losing touch fr.

  • @SecreTGF
    @SecreTGF Před 4 měsíci +105

    "He has a 4 level card, how is that fair? I haven't gotten a single 4 level card!" *Instantly draws a 4 level cat and nerviously finishes the game so people doesn't notice* Oh phil....

    • @undertaker3134
      @undertaker3134 Před 4 měsíci +9

      Having played all the players in this area of the game, he really lacks tact for strategy. Enjoyed every challenge in this game, lost at times but never unfairly. Learnt from mistakes and only got better. Just another reason to wake up every morning and be glad you're not Phil.

  • @Clamfaced
    @Clamfaced Před 4 měsíci +106

    Everyone already used up their welfare checks rallying behind him yesterday. Think about that, since he did "amazing" yesterday and did terrible today, that means they're already out this month. Whatever he received yesterday is his maximum limit now. That's all he's gonna get from this point on.

  • @SeejClaveria
    @SeejClaveria Před 4 měsíci +59

    DSP treating his viewers like salaried employees failing to meet quota will SURELY give him more views. SURELY that will make them send him more money. Top tier community engagement tactics Phil

    • @gwoody4003
      @gwoody4003 Před 4 měsíci +6

      I can't believe anyone gives him money at all anymore.
      After the last few big meltdowns, how can someone stick around?
      What does he provide thats worth being around for? What are they getting out of this?
      Its mind-boggling.

  • @Clamfaced
    @Clamfaced Před 4 měsíci +49

    *Dangles the cloud wig in front of the camera like its a dog treat tempting a dog to do a trick*

  • @DSPTriesItMemology101
    @DSPTriesItMemology101  Před 4 měsíci +82

    The beg dried up so quick lmaoo

  • @reignofrock
    @reignofrock Před 4 měsíci +122

    People turned against him because of TIHYDP. You know, not because he's an awful person or anything lol.

    • @John-Jacob-Smith
      @John-Jacob-Smith Před 4 měsíci +19

      Hell his videos were dropping in views and he was getting plenty of negative comments even before TIHYDP.

    • @V1dW4tcher
      @V1dW4tcher Před 4 měsíci +10

      Also the myriad of things he did as well.

    • @zekeiwa5837
      @zekeiwa5837 Před 4 měsíci +12

      Also, people have hated Phil ever since his FGC days. There was one time where players were discussing about moving to an event and someone said that Phil had a car, so why not got with him; the first reply was "because it's DSP" and that was it. He was banned from the shoryuuken forums and had to make his own website.
      Also, he's been complaining about trolls and haters ever since 2010, years before TIHYDP. He never was respected on the FGC and he was divisive at best during his golden era.
      Watch the Dent Sea Scrolls if you wanna get a good idea of how people saw Phil back in the day. He was nowhere near as respected as he tries to make it seem now, but of course, nothing ever was his fault

    • @grimyGobIin
      @grimyGobIin Před 4 měsíci

      He's just a POS nothing to blame but him

    • @pvt.prinny759
      @pvt.prinny759 Před 4 měsíci +3

      TIHYDP is the only even remotely entertaining thing involving phil

  • @magic_pixie
    @magic_pixie Před 4 měsíci +29

    "People are tired of RPGs! Stupid devs made too many RPGs! Now, I guess I'll just have to alternate streams between two RPGs..." -DSP

    • @lilheinz9496
      @lilheinz9496 Před 4 měsíci +1

      "99% of everything that goes wrong in his life is cuz some one else's faultl!!"
      Hannah he's the level one streamer and tge overleved, end game boss, number 1 detractor!

  • @MaxsonAtTheFort
    @MaxsonAtTheFort Před 4 měsíci +34

    Baldurs Gate 3: “I am inevitable Phil, cry all you want hate me all you can but in the end I am what keeps you most afloat.”
    Pigroach: “DAMN IT U GUIZE! GIVE ME MONEY TO PLAY OTHER GAMEZ BESIDES BALDURS GATE 3!!!REEEEEEEEEEEEEE🐗”

    • @liltiachan9694
      @liltiachan9694 Před 4 měsíci +4

      To be fair Baldur gate 3 is not his forte of game cause he hates thinking

  • @YerpDerp17
    @YerpDerp17 Před 4 měsíci +34

    Watching him play that card game is to get a glimpse of his mobile game addiction. lol It's actually wild. And the excuses he makes when he loses is pathetic. He really expects to beat everything in a game on the first try or its the games fault, its cheating and/or its trash. Same old song and dance. DSP should forever be synonymous with delusional hypocrisy.

    • @gregofthelake
      @gregofthelake Před 4 měsíci +5

      Yep. And he wants to go into any fight/match over powered so he cant lose. Thats why he likes the pay to win games.

    • @lilheinz9496
      @lilheinz9496 Před 4 měsíci

      And narcissism, lying nonstop, begging, snorting, bullying his addiction supporting cultist, and believing his own lies.

    • @ElSandwich777
      @ElSandwich777 Před 4 měsíci

      The biggest reason he’s mad about it is because he can’t throw down a wad of dollars to instantly get another turn.

  • @Ashkihyena
    @Ashkihyena Před 4 měsíci +55

    He needs that money dood for Hogans dood!
    And he makes that rant at the beginning and then wonders why no one’s tipping…

  • @konnen7354
    @konnen7354 Před 4 měsíci +46

    Now hang on:
    Why is he ok with side content in Rebirth yet complained about it in TOTK and FF16?

    • @fugoo8912
      @fugoo8912 Před 4 měsíci +11

      Shroedingers hypocrisy 😂

    • @lawlessx9
      @lawlessx9 Před 4 měsíci +4

      To be fair I believe the issue was with the rewards you get.

    • @angry_zergling
      @angry_zergling Před 4 měsíci +5

      He's a massive contrarian. People were talking about all the great kahntent in TOTK so Phil has to complain that it's not in fact great, it's tedious. In FF7 people are complaining he's taking way too much time doing stupid shit like searching around for decorative posters in town that are purely decorative and don't even have anything to do with a quest or whatever, so Phil has to say that stuff is in fact robust and meaningful.
      People are stoopid and are always wrong, Phil knows best and is always right, basically.

    • @bensonratch8401
      @bensonratch8401 Před 4 měsíci

      Because the side content in 16 was bad?

    • @wombawomba9687
      @wombawomba9687 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Phil is not logical but emotional. He's a narcissist so he can't be wrong so he will die on a hill of an argument he doesn't neccessarily support only to win the argument.

  • @AdNC99
    @AdNC99 Před 4 měsíci +37

    Snortbaby saying "Dammed if you do dammed if you dont" is something that irks me every single time.
    Similar to the whole "Dondoko island" era.

    • @KoboldHeart
      @KoboldHeart Před 4 měsíci

      DonDokkan Island. Sound good? 🐽

  • @CSwizzy69
    @CSwizzy69 Před 4 měsíci +13

    “The game is new, the graphics are good, the music is good. I don’t understand why I’m not getting more contributions” not an ounce of self reflection

  • @Solreth65
    @Solreth65 Před 4 měsíci +28

    It's crazy to me how Phil manages to suck the fun out of any game. Personally i can watch raw footage without commentary or a Lets play with commentary all no problem but Phil just devalues the games he plays to such a degree that its unbearable to watch.

    • @daijodan
      @daijodan Před 4 měsíci +7

      He actually manages to make the games he plays worse just by playing them. It's kind of impressive.

  • @BindingOfMe
    @BindingOfMe Před 4 měsíci +13

    Ngl I kinda wanna see Philster ooen card packs and then cry how unfair it is he's not getting the best or most expensive ones 💀

  • @KeyToAeris2024
    @KeyToAeris2024 Před 4 měsíci +18

    There’s tons of Final Fantasy and Jrpg streamers out there who love and appreciate games like this. Phil’s fans should really check them out

  • @doublebogey6273
    @doublebogey6273 Před 4 měsíci +13

    He's on the verge of a major meltdown

  • @jasonvoorheesthethird
    @jasonvoorheesthethird Před 4 měsíci +9

    More and more dents are slowly realizing that his begging will never stop. It’s taking a awful long time, but they are slowly waking up one by one. They are finally realizing that no matter how much money they give him, they will have to give him more money the very next day and so on…
    I’ve been following the pig’s lore for over 10 years now, and it’s the first time that he’s losing incomes on a steady pace. He also used to gain new dents that would replace the ones who left, but it’s not the case anymore, the ones who are leaving are not replaced by new dents, and the pig knows it

  • @JinKazamaaaaa
    @JinKazamaaaaa Před 4 měsíci +9

    Now, if the game was instead about moving little gems around and dropping thousands of dollars on virtual wrestlers, Phil would be playing flawlessly.

  • @DeTaxxman
    @DeTaxxman Před 4 měsíci +24

    0:44 literally the opposite of what he said during BOTW

  • @Beggars_Banquet
    @Beggars_Banquet Před 4 měsíci +112

    Hell yeah my stream derailment made it into a Memeology vid

    • @DSPTriesItMemology101
      @DSPTriesItMemology101  Před 4 měsíci +32

      Owned that Hog

    • @Beggars_Banquet
      @Beggars_Banquet Před 4 měsíci +27

      @@DSPTriesItMemology101 Piggy was so desperate for tips he actually stopped everything to check paypal 😂

    • @DETRACT0RD00M
      @DETRACT0RD00M Před 4 měsíci +7

      Helluva name

    • @internallyinteral
      @internallyinteral Před 4 měsíci +2

      🚂 💥 😂😂😂😂😂 de 🚜 time!!

    • @zeedude8026
      @zeedude8026 Před 4 měsíci +1

      More detractors need to ante up the derailments and spam and stuff, piglur can’t resist going apeshit LOL 😂😂😂

  • @damascusraven
    @damascusraven Před 4 měsíci +32

    Phil getting mad at the card game is hilarious. Of course the opponent has better cards. He's experienced at this card game and you're brand-new. As the player, you need to use intelligence and strategy to overcome the advantage given to your opponents. That's called a challenge. But naturally Phil just wants to always win with little-to-no difficulty.

  • @siLvercross90
    @siLvercross90 Před 4 měsíci +9

    He has fully crumbled and revealed his true nature.
    If the dents don't tip, the game gets cancelled.

  • @CloakofAuron
    @CloakofAuron Před 4 měsíci +11

    "Do you know what an RPG is?! It's not to be rushed through and only for the story!"
    Yet you've done that with FF16, Sea of Stars, and Baldur's Gate 3, to name a few in the past year!

  • @MajorSquiggles
    @MajorSquiggles Před 4 měsíci +8

    Starting off with Phil's favorite thing, speaking for other people and telling them what they mean.

  • @fritzderblitz
    @fritzderblitz Před 4 měsíci +15

    Does 1MinuteMan get to claim DSP as a dependent on his taxes?

  • @torchlight1785
    @torchlight1785 Před 4 měsíci +67

    Brother, it's not the RPGs that's the problem, it's YOU!!!

    • @daltonbolser5100
      @daltonbolser5100 Před 4 měsíci +8

      he will never admit that though as long as he streams 😂😂😂

    • @gregofthelake
      @gregofthelake Před 4 měsíci

      No. You're wrong. You're stupid. I did nothing wrong. 🙄

  • @liltiachan9694
    @liltiachan9694 Před 4 měsíci +16

    Remember he had to rush ff 16 story cause the side content is so boring cause he says so???
    I will always remember that

  • @PseudoNym13
    @PseudoNym13 Před 4 měsíci +5

    "if only you were young and youthful and had tons of money that would be the best situation but I never had that"
    lies again, when he was making bank on youtube and instead of paying his debts and car off he decides to flee the state with a young and impressionable woman away from her family

  • @Nutsacc
    @Nutsacc Před 4 měsíci +9

    He's stuck between a rock and a hard place because he hates Baldur's Gate 3 but it's the only thing that's getting regular support from his viewers, once he finishes it he's in trouble because Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth and FF7: Rebirth aren't getting much support at all

    • @diocletian607
      @diocletian607 Před 4 měsíci

      And its the same ppl giving him money. If they donate to BG3 then thats less they can give to FF7. But hes a moron and believes there are still enough whales to independently fund both games. Hes in for a rude awakening.

  • @ammyxdanteokami7098
    @ammyxdanteokami7098 Před 4 měsíci +13

    There he goes again holding a game hostage just because he's so boring

  • @SonofTiamat
    @SonofTiamat Před 4 měsíci +15

    "Pay me or I'll beg!"

  • @stewrmo
    @stewrmo Před 4 měsíci +7

    "You love what I do". WoW, so, so delusional.

  • @maccamcfcflc
    @maccamcfcflc Před 4 měsíci +41

    When will he realize its not the fucking game.

    • @grim1187
      @grim1187 Před 4 měsíci +17

      He won’t

    • @KylleH
      @KylleH Před 4 měsíci +7

      it's the devs fault dood

    • @BodhiF
      @BodhiF Před 4 měsíci +6

      He’s too deep in his own lies, to sully his ego.

    • @lonewanderer9876
      @lonewanderer9876 Před 4 měsíci +7

      Most likely never. It's been 15 years now of building his laundry list of excuses and to validate them in his own mind. All you can really do is study him and take notes to know what not to do to have a fulfilling life.

    • @dkcunderwaterlevelmusic5021
      @dkcunderwaterlevelmusic5021 Před 4 měsíci +2

      It's 👏 not 👏 his 👏 fault 👏

  • @8harts
    @8harts Před 4 měsíci +6

    "you're not supposed to rush thru an rpg and misrepresent what it is. i used to do that 15 years ago" as footage of him crying over ff16 sidequests and lore exist

  • @pawnpure123
    @pawnpure123 Před 4 měsíci +4

    How dare his dents not step up! Don’t they know Phil is trying to run a business here. Hopefully the next game will save the business.

  • @Lowenssohn
    @Lowenssohn Před 4 měsíci +3

    The 'wig donation' was a clever ploy to spend money and hide it from his wife.

  • @BingChilling420_
    @BingChilling420_ Před 4 měsíci +5

    The AI always has better wrestlers-i mean gems-I mean cards than Phil. So unfair…🤨🤔🤔😂

  • @TheDarkQueen89
    @TheDarkQueen89 Před 4 měsíci +16

    Nothing wrong with the game, it's just the boring poser gamer who sits there playing it.

  • @skykra1962
    @skykra1962 Před 4 měsíci +7

    1MM is the backbone of the stream holy shit

  • @planetzdr
    @planetzdr Před 4 měsíci +6

    I beat that card npc first try. DSP just doesn’t know what he is doing.

  • @tjstarzz9231
    @tjstarzz9231 Před 4 měsíci +3

    Ohhhhh so he WON'T skip the extra shit because it's the MEAT of the game, but the extra shit like improving his gear in Tears of the Kingdom? Or extra shit like reading his journal and books in Baldur's Gate? Or extra shit like blocking low and sidestepping in Tekken 8?

  • @KrisLee2113
    @KrisLee2113 Před 4 měsíci +3

    I can’t believe he found a way to say “oh I didn’t get outplayed, the opponent just had an advantage” in a fucking RPG. Fucking hell y’all. 🙃

  • @pakapasiti
    @pakapasiti Před 4 měsíci +1

    Love that the guy got robustly rageful at a vs. npc situation as if it was multiplayer.

  • @Masuo15
    @Masuo15 Před 4 měsíci +1

    "you didn't outplay me, you just have a better deck" but when he grinds his life out on any other game; is not his fault he is over leveled, over prepared, hand held by chat; BUT, should be praised just as much as anybody who legit beat any remotely "difficult" enemy by themselfs.

  • @_incogni_
    @_incogni_ Před 4 měsíci +3

    I hope the streamer awards next year get dsp to present the legacy creator award so we can laugh at him while he goes on some LTG type rant

  • @rabbyd542
    @rabbyd542 Před 4 měsíci +2

    I wonder if he's gonna give a speech about this on the pAHd cast tomorrow.

  • @YoutubeStyleChannel
    @YoutubeStyleChannel Před 4 měsíci +1

    Watching him complain about NPCs having P2W decks is amazing, we truly live in a simulation. you can't write this shit.

  • @higuysieatedabigsandwich
    @higuysieatedabigsandwich Před 4 měsíci +6

    Eventually his small actual fanbase will stop supporting his streans because of the behavior right? Or are they just as lost as him

    • @Ashkihyena
      @Ashkihyena Před 4 měsíci +3

      Unfortunately those that continue to donate are as lost as he is.

    • @N0TYALC
      @N0TYALC Před 4 měsíci

      As wild as it sounds, e-celebs will always have a small group of people who orbit them and blindly support them. No matter how irrelevant, no matter how annoying/childish, no matter how much of a lolcow.

  • @gwoody4003
    @gwoody4003 Před 4 měsíci +1

    I used to thoughtlessly rush through games as fast as possible.
    I still do, but I used to too.

  • @Warshipgamers
    @Warshipgamers Před 4 měsíci +5

    At this point he went over everything to explain the low views and tips except seeing himself as the problem haha it's hilarious

  • @hard8gamingandagslive559
    @hard8gamingandagslive559 Před 4 měsíci +2

    That placeholders intro is hilarious LOL

  • @instanthorror
    @instanthorror Před 4 měsíci

    The rage at the Queens blood card game is hilarious. Anything he can't brute force through just melts his brain. It's such an easy game, he just can't critcally think for shit.

  • @kneeecoli9644
    @kneeecoli9644 Před 4 měsíci +20

    Pay me to do filler side content so I'm over leveled for the main story and I don't have to look bad at video games.

  • @TheIceLurker
    @TheIceLurker Před 4 měsíci +1

    Queens Blood has been amazing for rage, need more of this!

  • @ModdedMana
    @ModdedMana Před 4 měsíci +1

    Man he must really kill the mood a lot. He's so salty about an in-game card game... a card game... Like he doesn't do it in a way that's funny or over the top or sarcastic or something, it's just genuine whining and complaining. 😐

  • @ReLLaKaT316
    @ReLLaKaT316 Před 4 měsíci

    Darth Vader (or even Chad if you understand the reference) "you have failed me for the last time"

  • @Jeff__Taylor
    @Jeff__Taylor Před 4 měsíci +1

    If Phil played a game of Chess he'd complain the other person has better pieces and more moves.

  • @DadsThickDong
    @DadsThickDong Před 4 měsíci +2

    I really want to live in the reality that Phil does. Just wildly telling people you enjoy something then not only demanding, but fully expecting payment, in return. Unbelievable

  • @legendoffupa
    @legendoffupa Před 4 měsíci

    2:51 dsp when he realizes pignosis doesn't work on npc's.

  • @blizzardkhaos
    @blizzardkhaos Před 4 měsíci

    That card minigame. They just ripped off The Witcher 3’s much better Gwent game

  • @HaeravonFAQs
    @HaeravonFAQs Před 4 měsíci

    Wait until DSP reach Chapter 4 and realizes the "rush the board" strategy doesn't work anymore in Queen's Blood. Oh, and in that chapter opponents actually DO have better cards than you, unlike the scrub DSP couldn't beat. Watching him fail to strategize and learn is going to be so much fun.

  • @JackNormalMemes
    @JackNormalMemes Před 4 měsíci +3

    So unfair, you cant even pay real money to have a massive advantage.

  • @nugzmedallion8929
    @nugzmedallion8929 Před 4 měsíci

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 How is someone THIS BAD AT QUEENS BLOOD? I steamrolled through everyone in Kalm lol

  • @RP-dy5mu
    @RP-dy5mu Před 4 měsíci

    Phil discovering that game is what all his opponents must feel in WWE Champs

  • @ModdedMana
    @ModdedMana Před 4 měsíci +1

    7:00 - 7:14 Do you think he'll ever figure out that people just do what they can when they can? 😅 He always talks like people donate specifically at the height of their enjoyment except that's often exactly when people aren't thinking about money, they are just enjoying themselves, zoning out, taking it easy, avoiding snort attacks, etc.

  • @StrugglerChad
    @StrugglerChad Před 4 měsíci +3

    Guys Final Begacy VII Reeeeegout didn’t save the business..

  • @Windy-sg8mi
    @Windy-sg8mi Před 4 měsíci

    Always love the cope of "well the tips dried up, must be the game's fault"

  • @antonaargh1268
    @antonaargh1268 Před 4 měsíci

    Every day same humilliating routine.
    Same words, same actions, same lame excuses,
    same begging, same cope, same fake throwbacks,
    same memories of his past "greatness".
    Nothing ever changes.
    This dude is in his personal Hell.
    Phil is a shining paragon for all of us of how not to do life.

  • @zersch.
    @zersch. Před 4 měsíci +2

    I'm cracking up that he's giving what amounts to the same excuses he says while losing to people in fighting games.

  • @MrListonK
    @MrListonK Před 4 měsíci +3

    *Sad Scopley Noises*

  • @KiwiHavok777
    @KiwiHavok777 Před 4 měsíci +4

    It’s not the game DSP, it’s you that’s the problem🤦

  • @HouseOfDar
    @HouseOfDar Před 4 měsíci +2

    He has a small fan base that gives him money will always dry up since he havent done anything to bring new fans to his content.

  • @n9nedots
    @n9nedots Před 4 měsíci

    No way this grown ass man complained about how good the NPC was for THAT long 😢

  • @MrHeem94
    @MrHeem94 Před 4 měsíci

    $26 with, once again, ONE PERSON contributing 25 of that number.
    Heartbreaking yet, funny as all F at the same time.

  • @BrockShake
    @BrockShake Před 4 měsíci +2

    Nothing he could do.

  • @ZeredHeizien
    @ZeredHeizien Před 4 měsíci

    It's still wild to me how DSP doesn't consider a stream to be successful if he's having fun playing the game or if his viewers are enjoying watching, he only considers it a success if he gets enough money though his internet panhandling. He will begrudgingly play games he hates(BG3) if he gets enough money and will begrudgingly drop games he likes if they don't make him enough money. Imaging doing this to yourself and choosing to live like this.

  • @jediknight2089
    @jediknight2089 Před 4 měsíci

    Phil says he knows people can’t support him everyday as he scolds his viewers about FF7 Rebirth getting low support. So much for BG3 being put on hiatus.

  • @yepodolopoldo2786
    @yepodolopoldo2786 Před 4 měsíci

    Lmao I love how Phil makes less than 8 dollars an hour at his SUPER SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS

  • @averagegamer3749
    @averagegamer3749 Před 4 měsíci

    Love to see him play FF8 there card game can be hard as hell at times and they don’t all ways give you hints on how to find anything there he word be a on the flower crying

  • @foxtartz
    @foxtartz Před 4 měsíci

    TBH once I figured this card game out, after 2-3 tries I would usually win? He's just not understanding the tactics involved

  • @adun3
    @adun3 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Reminder he made like 400 bucks in tips yesterday, yet he bawling his eyes out again today

  • @Jonewii
    @Jonewii Před 4 měsíci

    Imagine timeline where DSP was a TCG player, He produce as much salt in this card minigame what he does in fighting games. :D When he was a kid he propably raged when he played with normal card games also. "HUH my father is not a better player than me he just have Kings and Queens and I only got shitty hand."

  • @Sam-dc9bg
    @Sam-dc9bg Před 4 měsíci

    Phil needs to just keep all of the stress out, and just switch up what he does in silence.

  • @_sudz
    @_sudz Před 4 měsíci

    One thing I gotta give Phil is damn he is amazing and truly gifted at making excuses for any situation

  • @jordan20910
    @jordan20910 Před 4 měsíci

    Can't wait for him to complain when people don't join his none RPG strems and be like "People were tired of RPG but they're not showing up. What I am supposed to do ?" with of course a lovely lack of self-awareness.

  • @GrayD_Fox
    @GrayD_Fox Před 4 měsíci

    I also tried to force my way through winning this battle, but it makes it clear I had to actually use my brain and not just brute force the guy out of spaces

  • @tizza963
    @tizza963 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Wait didn’t he rush through tears of the kingdom? Now he says that’s a bad thing to do and pretends like he only did it 15 years ago 😂

  • @lawlessx9
    @lawlessx9 Před 4 měsíci +1

    The fact he thinks people based if they're gonna tip him on a video games graphics and soundtrack. Like..why even bring that up😅

  • @AjaxJP
    @AjaxJP Před 4 měsíci

    Phil doesn't understand how easy it is to dominate the board in Queen's Blood, you have to keep pushing forward and capturing pawns. Not just placing shit randomly hoping it'll compound in points.
    I've played 3 matches and I know this, lmfao.

  • @wyattweeks9314
    @wyattweeks9314 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Always gets me why he has so many saves in the games he plays..

  • @kin4386
    @kin4386 Před 4 měsíci

    His whole "No matter what I do, people always complain" stance is really starting to get old at this point.

  • @bobgrunsdigger
    @bobgrunsdigger Před 4 měsíci

    3:55 I have played 2 opponents in Queen's Blood on my playthrough and I have several 4 power cards already. He really did not read the rules for this game at all.