killing cruel king in a comically slow fashion

check out block tales its an awesome game:
www.roblox.com/games/16483433...
notice how i almost threw at the end
i love being crueler than the cruel king
(my personal ruleset is just max attack loss (-5), no offensive items like bomb)
no i will NOT use thorns this is way funnier

[@Yellos-lk1ne]

1:11 he got so angry he stopped playing for like 2 seconds

[@frosttoros663]

What Apple pie nerf does to Apple pie users:

[@bloxxer717]

APPLE PIE GOT NERFED!?

[@frosttoros663]

@@bloxxer717 it will be nerfed in Demo 2

[@Kritzomega]

​@@bloxxer717 at least we got a taste of the 2 times damage this early in the game, it was truly good wille it lasted 🗣️🥧🥧🥧

[@arandomcamper5403]

I’m glad my ass beat the “Weezer Room” BEFORE that update I probably wouldn’t have been able to clear the room without it

[@westform22]

Oh thank god now i can play the game

[@This_Guy_Exists]

Now do Luigi beating Cruel King by doing absolutely nothing (Thorns + Defend+ + Defend action)

[@danexp4864]

This is funnier considering that the speedrun of this game is 11 minutes

[@anonymous5186]

8 minutes now

[@alecrouse8928]

nice detail using the apple flavor setting to have the same idle animation as mario too

[@Leonardo22309]

Where Luigi

[@jackybugjambajuice6538]

-5 damage...
FOR 1 DEFENCE
yeah no i think thats a bad deal

[@Dog-the-lucky]

That half of his health ;>

[@TheWerecleaner]

Wdym best deal of my life

[@jackybugjambajuice6538]

@@Dog-the-lucky whos health

[@Dog-the-lucky]

@@jackybugjambajuice6538 watch the video bro

[@Dog-the-lucky]

@@jackybugjambajuice6538 CZcamsr, thanks for deleted my comment ;> also the player! ;>

[@StaticIsJustOkAtGames]

really funny that the crossbow guy joined the fight with slow go

[@MinerMario]

Have another player join you dressed as Luigi, and you would have a new Mario And Luigi game.

[@thelithstar5129]

Funny, Block Tales is based off of Paper Madio 64

[@flitzerios]

Bro is him!

[@Mario_NoobMemer]

:D

[@AverageNoob2023]

yeah

[@TheEggyOne]

Bro might be him!

[@spbserega]

This is true baller moment

[@Luck3yv]

1:10 the pause of disbelief when CK uses heal is so funny

[@__DwiPurna]

2:18 another pause of disbelief when CK call another of his castle guard

[@pacifistichuman82649]

"oh you gotta be fuckin' joking"

[@headphones4643]

We need luigi in the next one against the cruel king

[@sap1704]

But instead, luigi beats the cruel king the fastest

[@iSomeDood]

luigi beats cruel king by doing absolutely nothing (thorns + defense cards)

[@DoomspireDefense_ThatGuy]

ima go try that​@@iSomeDood

[@Leonardo22309]

Lmao

[@dashadark2295]

Death by thousand paper cuts might be a little too cruel even to the Cruel King, pal

[@CULMINATION9]

Who let him download mario mod

[@pacifistichuman82649]

1:12 "you gotta be fucking kidding"

[@Megumiwiththistreasue]

Mario without Luigi's
If Luigi Joins the party that boss is cooked💀
(If you know what is Mario& Luigi superstar saga then you will get it)

[@prototypex8217]

Or any M&L game.
Bowsers Inside Story
Partners in Time
Probably another I'm forgetting

[@Megumiwiththistreasue]

@@prototypex8217 and paper jam

[@jojowillessgaming4020]

Paper jam ​@@prototypex8217

[@BlossomingCherries]

@@prototypex8217 dream team

[@prototypex8217]

@@BlossomingCherries yea that one

[@illernat]

Paper Mario went in the wrong universe

[@Prototoast594]

Ness is here too, with my cosplay.

[@RedshaNoob]

Man this new Paper Mario game be lookin crazy

[@kodakghi9548]

new super lego mario is here

[@TupletWantsToPlayOsuMania]

Don't tell me people are gonna do a -100 attack challenge in the future.

[@TheReddieRed]

"The second hit always does one of damage"

[@AverageNoob2023]

the music is so fire tho

[@mattix_0490]

I already saw this fight and im not seeing the same again

[@user-lk2pn2rs5u]

also everyone if u notice the task bar is at find accountant to get dynamite and he's entering the boss somehow

[@FunnyTopHatFrog]

“Defense 3” mfers when I show them “ball always does one damage on second hit:

[@ADiferentNewbie]

Nintendo's about to hunt someone
(This is a joke dont take it personaly)

[@Robert_Gamin2024]

This is probably gonna be the slowest CK defeat lol

[@astonquintanilla9301]

Man Mario is starting to grow some grey hairs😔

[@destructivecriticsm]

cruel king ball% world record right here 🗣📢🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@KadanHollifield-fe8er]

*Mario has had enough of Cruel Kings bull*

[@user-fe8ex9tx5r]

Literally paper mario

[@Liltoolillied]

Pov an immovable object

[@Hizelly76]

Okay man...

[@Joaopedrobenitesribeiroleite]

"its me WAAHOO!"

[@SplinkoDinko]

how did you even get your attack that low bro

[@__DwiPurna]

What card setup?

[@aol9936]

how do you even get your dmg that low

[@Leonardo22309]

-5 attack is crazy

[@ChaosHaver]

try killing ice king on 1hp and thorns, defender, and Defend+, i managed to do it,

[@Timmrulez]

Also, HOW DO YOU GET -5 ATTACK, WHAT CARDS- HOW-

[@Zom_bike]

bing bing wahoo man

[@AverageNoob2023]

How did you get a unique idle animation?

[@PEIIIKA]

By choosing a different menu flavor your animation changes

[@noob_roblox996]

Nice bro a decrease dmg card

[@WishVisionz]

balled on

[@user-rj2ks1gn9k]

bros build is the most horrible thing ive ever seen, i mean, -5 damage, how did you even do that??

[@This_Guy_Exists]

Its almost as thats the point of the video

[@user-lk2pn2rs5u]

oh look -5 attack (also ur pro)

[@TrueHey]

i remember you from tsl's stream

[@Iniosiun421]

Did you do the castle skip since you don't have dynamite?

[@Mario_NoobMemer]

yeah, spiky killbot is essentially impossible with these rules (havent tried free poison, if it works im stupid)

[@atotallylazyperson]

⁠@@Mario_NoobMemerdont think it works, tried a non-serious speedrun to get a badge and tried to kill killbot without bombs since i slrewdy spent it and tried fireball on killbot, and the ball just popped and it didnt get ignited, though idk it might

[@Mario_NoobMemer]

@@atotallylazyperson That's because fireball won't ignite spiked enemies at all. Free poison can possibly hit spiky killbot if you use sword toss, i just don't know if it's immune to poison

[@ThyEndIsNOW.1]

@@Mario_NoobMemerJust C O U N T E R . That’s how I beat it.

[@peavuh]

@@ThyEndIsNOW.1 for some reason the stab move is really rare unlike the rocket

[@antonyharceg9632]

MINUS 5 ATTACK DAMAGE BRUH XD

[@nathantran2868]

Mario beats the king to death with his balls

[@tdtpot]

subbed

[@tomaszwroblewski1395]

How do you even get this low damage?

[@PEIIIKA]

Every healing card takes away 1 damage from you

[@Mario_NoobMemer]

huh what happened where did 5.5k of you come from

[@vaguelyfamiliar_]

block tales hype

[@NightGhosttYT]

from that -5 Attack

[@Timmrulez]

I’m scared of you now

[@revicthecinccino]

Bro is not him!

[@Mario_NoobMemer]

:(

[@AverageNoob2023]

don bully him, he’s good at the game >:(

[@stinkergames4558]

How bout' [HARDCORE] mode?
You don't have to like do it man but if ya want to then sure, try.

[@charliebarrow7785]

Cards?

[@Mario_NoobMemer]

2 cures, ressurect, sp drain and defender

[@jackcopeland9193]

balls

[@Senbergerdorf]

now do it in hard mode 😀

[@Krytz3n]

Random comment, but I think I found you (blox cards player)

[@Iamnolongersadanymore]

Where is Luigi.

[@Mario_NoobMemer]

gone

[@1million_yen]

​@@Mario_NoobMemerMarch 31st 2021 in another universe

[@Bacon_lost]

Nah Luigi is going to brazil

[@ellone1124]

You can go to hell Mario

[@jamesblazar3460]

am I stupid or how the hell did bro got all the way to cruel king before finishing finding the accountant?

[@Mario_NoobMemer]

There’s a way to skip the lower part of blackrock and jim where you just climb up the bridge from below
for more details find a block tales speedrun im terrible at explanations

[@afizafiq-yw3yc]

🤦

[@idkcatXD]

just use sword bruh

[@wtt45_T]

you didnt get the point