Christmas Crack - You Suck at Cooking (episode 54)
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To make the Christmas crack:
Combine equal parts of butter and brown sugar (1 cup of each works) and heat in a sauce pan until it turns into sauce in the pan.
Line a baking sheet with foil then with graham crackers. Break them up to make them fit along the edges.
Once the butter and sugar become a thickish sauce, pour it all over.
Bake in in the oven for a couple minutes until it starts to bubble but not for too long.
Cover with chocolate chips...you can put that back in the oven for a minute or just wait a minute and start spreading them around as they melt until it's a full layer. Use just over 1 cup.
Throw on whatever toppings you want; almonds, pepperoni, whatever.
Wait a few hours for it to harden or throw it in the fridge or the freezer.
I personally like keeping it frozen and eating it that way. But I am not you and you may have different temperature preferences. It’s hard for me to tell at this point, but if you message me on snapchat perhaps we can discuss this more thoroughly. Or perhaps not. I’m sorta moody that way.
waitwaitwait I Just realized on my 4th rewatch of this video that Pasta wreathe has a note in it. It's breakup pasta!
Ding ding ding ding ding !
@@yousuckatcooking on Christmas? That's harsh ysac man 🤠
There's always that one mf that @ the youtuber when they respond to a comment
@@rawweightlifting8471 ㅤ
@@rawweightlifting8471 there’s always that one mf that points it out like it’s not normal to want to reply to an extremely popular CZcamsr
So I started watching this video and it made me hungry, so I paused it and got a snack, but as I was eating, the video made me laugh with my mouth full and food spilled out of my mouth onto my lap, and that made me realize that as a human I am flawed, and that depressed me so much that I started crying, and even more food fell out of my mouth.
I totally get uncle Mark.
what in the worl-
Noice
I made the mistake of having a mouthful of water while he was cutting out his "snowflakes".
were you on your period? im a girl, 12, and i wanna know if that is how periods are.
NOAH GET THE *BOAT*
I accidentally added pepper pepper pepper
Whoopsie daisies.
Well.
Hope it tasted good.
@@kat1565 🤔Probably 👏
Keep the 999 likes so it looks like reversed ppp for pepper pepper pepper
One thousandth like
He's Canadian but used American dollar bills for the scientology joke, dedicated
How do you know Canadian...I seen a few people say that and I do not think so, but maybe you know more than me
Ultraft he doesn’t have a Canadian accent. Sometimes he even mentions living in Arizona, and he says “we’re a shallow culture,” obviously poking fun at America, which is where he lives.
Ultraft even if he did have a Canadian accent how do you know he’s not from Wisconsin, Minnesota,North Dakota or Michigan’s upper peninsula
@@blakedavis2447 I'd say Pacific Northwest because of the oceans and forests in some of his videos.
@@Koogz406 He once used a No-name brand something, which is totally from Canada
I am glad you got a new wang-jangler! Merry whatever doesn't offend you
Thank you!
You Suck At Cooking wow.. I just realized that this was posted last year yet you still responded... Now that is an interactive CZcamsr right there
Oh my effen gawd YSAC. That's so damn thoughtful.
Doktor Plague his post was from a year ago
Ok
"It doesn't have to be perfect, just like you."
Damn, hitting me with that deep shit YSAC
If you don't like truth you can GTFO
You Suck At Cooking I love it and you bb
@@TriMageRyan yall dating now?
Do you prefer to be anonymous because it would be revealed that you are actually Gordon Ramsay?
PieNinjaProductions Gordon Ramsay doesn't even compare to this god.
PieNinjaProductions This is his half brother... Mordon Lambsy.
He is not God.
Elizabeth Milton wtf fuck is wrong with you a little kid could go to this sight idiot
your an idoit you can clearly tell that his voice is not the same
best cooking channel to have ever existed in the history of ever
But starting what year.
Since recorded history
You've never seen boris cook, have you?
You’ve never seen How To Basic have you?
@@_Myrhl how to basic was really funny when he first started out but his content got really stale at some point
How often do you get ants? Asking for a friend.
And he never got an answer....
Sad..
F
Actually they kind of explode when they eat baking powder, my mom uses this to kill them...
I will be ur friend
Dear Santa,
Oh god I am so lonely. I wish you existed and stuff. Oh well. Have a good night.
11/10 best letter to Santa YSAC
Lol
I was searching for this
Thank you for including my religion! As a pastafarian, many people don't acknowledge us in this Christian-centric society. R'Amen.
Have you ever eaten a stroopwafel it’s delicious and it could be the reason why you change your religion
I’m just a random person on the internet talking crap
Honestly I wasn't going to like your comment until R'Amen. Good job
R'AMEN AHAHAHAHA
I know I lived there for 8 years
"R'Amen" I- ASFKGJS
RIP Uncle Mark
He's at peace now. He will always be remembered, every time something needs wangjangling.
at least he didnt suffer
@TotalyKill This made me laugh more than anything else. XD XD XD
I know most things in your videos are lighthearted jokes and that many people won't copy everything you do.
But just to be sure: You should not hold an icecube in your hand for three hours. That is very dangerous and will most likely kill your icecube.
So happy holidays everyone - may you and your icecubes stay safe. And your families or whatever.
Thank you for your comment. Sometimes I'm a bit careless.
Another KFP in the wild!
Timestamps:
0:00 Talking about wreath
0:18 Intro
0:47 Decoration talk
3:52 Finds a letter
4:18 Tasting
my parents are yelling in the other room right now but blasting your videos really helps me. your voice is calming
"...Cause we're a shallow culture and as long as the surface looks good,we're good." Love that bit of spicy truthness you give to all that sugar
YSAC is the only channel out of all my subscribed channels I actually turned on the notifications for. Happy holidays, my favorite anon.
^_^
I think I saw that wangjangler in the store today and I'm pretty sure it's not the 2016 model. If I were you I'd ask uncle mark to return it immediately.
He's not returning my calls....
That was probably my favorite episode all year. The snowflakes got me, lol
*HAIL SATAN*
"thaats not in the spirit of Christmas-"
+Adria Fricker
I think he meant "Santa" not Satan, you know, just a simple, innocent typo.
autocorrect
It was a very good goof.
i expected a "send nudes" on the second flake
"KATIE BE QUIET! god..." i'm glad I watched until the very end!!!
He should cook her for episode 200
"Cookies, milk and a shot of whiskey"
Ded
Don't forget the piss bucket!
*yeets toilet paper*
phantom2 _ Santa doesnt use tp
@@kat-uw8mq yeah he's more of a sofisticated bidet kinda guy
Man I fucking love this guy
Hamza Jafri Man I love fucking this guy!
I love this man fucking guy!
guy man I love this fucking
+Ash the Raccoon
I man love fucking this guy.
This guy love fucking I Man
Dear Santa
Oh God i am so lonely i wish you existed and stuff, oh well. Have a good night
PLAGIARISM! >:O
I'm not the only one who paused the video to read the thank-you note, am I?
That thank you note brought a tear to my eye.
Yes. The rest of us read at a much faster pace than you.
MissingTokyo he's talking about in the video around 4:36
love the precision of the Scientology wreath! 👍💵
Sit Stand Walk also doubles as a televangelist wreath 👌
Sit Stand Walk bro thats a cthuluist wreath
At first glance this looked like playing cards to me. In that case it would be circle (drinking game)
👌👌
It's spelled Scientologism.
"Dear Santa,
Oh god I am so lonely. I wish you existed and stuff. Oh well. Have a good night."
I'm with you there, bro.
“So it turns out that when you mix sugar, cookies, and chocolate, it tastes good, so that’s a nice surprise.”
Who knew???
scary shark at 3:25 so if you have galeophobia, BEWARE
This channel has grown on me. It's now one of my favorite things to see in my sub box. Thanks for making these.
Mine too!
You're welcome.
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You Suck At Cooking you're awesome
You Suck At Cooking merry Christmas
You Suck At Cooking dude that nativity piece was nice, very minimalistic!
Thanks! I love minimalism.
You Suck At Cooking SMOKE THE CRACK!!!!!!!
“Three fifty”? What the hell is that? My undoe only goes to “three fundo”
one hundo-th like
Yeah these videos from 2016 ish are in a transition period between his current phrases and their normal names. For example he still says 350° but he says onion instead of undo. So I guess at some point he adds the three fundo and onion changes to undo lol
Glad to see that I am not the only one having difficulties with the snowflake error
4:32 That paper-craft fire actually looks really nice.
Woah, you should have put a warning on this video for being too scary... That Shark totally spooked me. I thought this was supposed to be a Christmas video not a Halloween video. :/
Jade Sea Lahgic well Halloween is tomorrow-
I do believe it's pronounced "spoopy"
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Read more
@@dominicelwell5468 you're evil.
@@kayla8596 Maybe, but then aren't we the freaks who clicked *Read more* on a comment that was _literally just a period and spaces_ @__@
There's a break up letter under the pasta @ 0:15 hahaha!
🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
Estefany R. Chavez dang you have a sharp eye!
should i get it Holy shit, amazing catch! That level of detail is a big part of why I love YSAC!!
Estefany R. Chavez r
where?
"For those scientists out there: that's going to be 1 to 1."
Me: *"huh?"*
Alternative Recipe:
Buy Crack
Decorate
The humor in this one is some of the best there's been in any episode so far!
Or maybe I'm just tired cuz it's 2:15am. Who knows.
WhyNotBoth.gif
Will the ratio of 1 to 0.98675943 work for sugar to butter as well?
Solomon Oh no it has to be at least 0.98675944 ...
Everything else is stupid!
Kurø Miku you tell me that now i only added 0.98675943.91
Nero it doesn't work like that
Damn i added 0.9978381045
I think needs 0.0021618955 more for the perfect ratio
Solomon Oh I do 0.395836969 for the extra kick
Dear Santa,
Oh god I am
so lonely. I
wish you existed
and stuff. oh
well. Have a good
night.
Almost reads like a sad little Haiku.
seth the Santa note haha.
Santa doesn’t exist?
To anyone curious, the thank you note says:
"Dear Santa,
Oh God I am so lonely.
I wish you existed and stuff.
Oh well. Have a good night"
Paused the video so I could read it...
2:09 is this Loss?
It’s a nativity scene...
And no it’s not loss
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Noam Bahar HISSSSSSSS
Mauz HISSSSSS
Ə þ wait it is loss hahaha ohhhh my god
I love how he says onion instead of oven😂
I thought I heard him wrong..lol
It is an inside joke in this channel btw.
Albert Esteva He doesn’t call onions ovens. Maybe once or twice but almost never.
I think he mispronounced it in a video once and then it stuck.
Stroopwafels are the best
get them every saturday at the market, freshly baked right in front of you
Yaaaasss
This would have been great if Katie hadn't sneezed all over it.
seanautube ooo
q
I’d still eat it... didn’t watch it yet don’t know if it’s food.
This is cooking... For teens...
Come back here every year for the Christmas decoration tutorial
I love the comment section for all ysac vids. They make me happy.
Me too. Awesome people all around.
You Suck At Cooking A response from his majesty 😲🙌🏾
"It almost doesn't even matter what's underneath because we're a shallow culture and as long as the surface looks good we're good" LMFAO
nutrition starts with nut ;)
destroy dick december 😤😤
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*woah technology*
sLoRp
0:39 "it doesn't have to be perfect just like you" -you suck a cooking 2016
Why is everyone sleeping on the " and the piss bucket"
The nativity scene omg. Im laughing so hard.
I wanna come round yours for the holidays. Those decorations are the best.
Rip uncle mark
These videos are the epitome of good humor
This is one of my favorite episodes
I felt that on a personal level when he said it doesn’t have to be perfect, just like you.
Santas note is hilarious. I love you, You Suck At Cooking, you totally rock
You and your recipes are legendary.
that's a piece of art
_"dosent have to be perfect, just like you"_
I love you.
Thunder pot. 2 liquids enter, one sauce leaves!
It's a whatever you were raised with and or evolved to after the fact miracle
Hahaha
Daniel Mongan You won the comment section. And I didn't even get a chance.
You better have eaten that pasta you put in the opening everywhere I look people just throwing away good pasta
You bet your ass I ate that pasta.
The Pooch Yeah you bet your pasta he ate that As - wait a minute.
"oh uncle Mark". I could have used Santa's bucket coz I pissed myself laughing. This guys a genius.
Wow the self references of the note in the pasta wreath
You could serve it with uncle Mark's wangjangler. RIP uncle Mark. ☹️
Sorry for your loss.
fucking uncle mark always on point with the presents, btw, thanks for another blow your mind episode, damn funny u nice guy
Thanks Carlos.
Thank YOU for extremely good content
My internet connection is like my english, very bad, by those videos are so much fun in high quality that I have to wait.
meanwhile I write this comment, a useless little comment which will never get any love, but when It comes to USAC I just can't waist a good video on poor graphics, the end.
How was my english?
Almost perfect! :)
Thank you! I'm glad to hear!
Tremendous!
Oh sweet moses my vocabular isn't big enough to express the joy that I'm feeling
you're a great man!
I've already said this before, and i'll say it again on all of your videos, but you deserve so many more views and subscribers!! (You already have a lot but still) You put a great amount of effort into each video and the content and jokes in them are so well done! I love the uniqueness of your channel! You deserve more than the youtubers that get millions of views/subs for putting a camera in their face and blabbering on about their boring lives. Well done
I like that even though it looks like it’s just for comedy the dishes actually end up looking pretty good.
Thought this was a Tasty video at first 😂
i would make this, but i took the DARE pledge to not do crack :/
So if someone was allergic to nuts, what would be the topping you would use? Just the stroop and peppermint bark?
I love mint so I would go with the powerstone crushed candy cane.
You Suck At Cooking Cool thanks!
I made green crack a few days ago. It had the same base with milk chocolate and white chocolate on top, then pistachios and matcha powder. It was so tasty. The pistachios were salty and toned down the sweetness and the matcha gave it an Earthy/tea kick to it. 10/10 would eat again
"A very merry whatever you were raised with and/or evolved to after the fact" is still the best holiday greeting ever
I thoroughly enjoy you're camera recorded moving picture songs :-
Oh thank you!
I fucking love your videos dude. Keep it up.
2:00 the song and him just pouring caramel on some crackers with no other sounds was so funny
love to YSAC! you can always make me laugh... even when I don't feel like doing so.. thank you.
i hope we will find out in another episode why uncle mark died.
you should do a face reveal and when were all expecting you to do it ,you turn the camera to yourself and instead of having a head you should have two hands as the entire top half of your body and you go through the entire video like that making it extremely awkward for all your viewers
"MABYE he'll reply to my comment this time" I say out loud to myself while my parents and brothers are laughing at me."one day, one day. They'll be wrong and I'll laugh at them!"
Well Finn, today is the day. But wait...don't brag yet. Wait until the early hours of the morning, while your parents and brother are sound asleep. Sneak into their room while wearing a scary monster costume, and sneak up to the edge of the bed with the faint glow of the screen illuminating their faces. And wait.
You Suck At Cooking and then can I scream at them? And poor sriracha Mac and cheese on there faces? And maybe some garlic mashed potatoes?
My Father Manny told me that the nativity scene is about Generosity, Humility, and Simplicity.
Generosity, everyone shares the same scene.
Humility, because Jesus lived a simple, yet meaningful life.
And Simplicity, it's because it's simple, the way it looks like is easy to remember.
I love the minimalistic approach of the xmas tree! Great recipe by the way! Always on point and always craking me up you suck at cooking!
Is that the powerstone 36, or 35.9? I'm still using powerstone vista myself. Do you recommend an upgrade, I've heard mixed reviews so far.
I feel like power stone upgrades are mostly marketing. As long as you bring your power stone in for a weekly energy rebalancing and essential oil bath it should retain, and sometimes increase, its natural power.
You Suck At Cooking
Thanks for the advice! Until now I had only been rebalancing the energy; I'll begin routine oil baths immediately. Glad I didn't spend the pretty penny the PowerStarOfAStone 2009 that's been in all of the commercials lately would have cost me.
I love this
At the time of my viewing, you're at #26 trending. Congrats man.
#7 now!
Im definitly making this, but quick question. Shouldnt i use handcarved instruments to spread the chocolate or am i just ambitious?
Yes. Only use hand carved implements, they infuse the food with good vibes.
One of the best birthday parties we ever had for our kids was providing lumber and power tools for the guests to hand shape spoons forks and knives to take home LOLOLOL
I will replace your floors for free if you stop including them in your channel. Very serious.
Bahahahaha
Have you changed your floor already?
@@yousuckatcooking what part of "very serious" did you not understand?
ah yes, the floor here is made out of- AAAA
Lol, this fool said *pastaferenism*.
Put a fork in me cause I'm done.
al dente?
Do you talk while you're filming or do you record a voiceover after?
combo.
I feel enlightened. Thanks for the response.
Your handwriting is nearly identical to mine. Kinda freaked me out.
Jonathan Gorr You mean like uncle dead?
What is this "oven" you speak of at 2:57 in reference to baking? All I know of is the onion in which you bake.
Damn I was slurring.
0:14 is a breakup pasta (even has the note underneath it)
3:33 a Christmas scene! "Me" (The delicately placed almonds) is him in snow (powerstone crushed candy canes) outside his house (pecans) with a Christmas tree (Sharkfin stroopwafel)
took me 2 years to notice
I see that little break-up note under the pasta, a nice holiday suprise.
Christmas came early this year!
Hey, when you're done with that Scientology wreath, I've got a good home for it. Eh?
The thank you note to Santa said :
_Dear Santa, oh god I am so lonely. I wish you existed and stuff. Oh well. Have a good night._
Can totally relate 😂
This guy makes me smile and learn stuff at the same time.
2:43 man... That was deep
Is there a way to stop my snowflakes from saying "YOU'RE ADOPTED"?
2:12
Well I'm at a
loss
How about..."I really liked that part." ? Or possibly the opposite.
Haha don't worry you just unwittingly made it look like a dumb meme and I couldn't resist.
So sure, let's just go with that not opposite one.