My first year riding, I never came out without bleeding from somewhere. Never serious but alway something. I rode with a group of experienced riders and was in way over my head but it was fun as hell and I learned well.
Step one: find the cheapest hard tail you can find Step two: send it down a black diamond on your first ever lap, as the GoPro footage makes it look so easy Step three: obliterate the frame and every bone in your body, swearing off biking forever Step four: buy a full suspension and actually practice Step five: never ride because you have 4 loans taken out to afford the bike and you're working 3 jobs to buy more gear you'll forget the next time you can right Step six: sell everything, buy a camper van, and sleep at the trailheads Step seven: get called a "fake rider" because you have a sticker on your frame
Another Funny video, but you missed one. I’m in the PNW and there’s 3 acceptable vehicles: a Tacoma, a Sprinter van, and a Subaru. Thanks for the laugh guys.👍😄
This is on an endless loop due to the hypnotic content laced with heavenly music
All you have to do is crash every second ride - else you're not going fast enough 😂
My first year riding, I never came out without bleeding from somewhere. Never serious but alway something. I rode with a group of experienced riders and was in way over my head but it was fun as hell and I learned well.
Step one: find the cheapest hard tail you can find
Step two: send it down a black diamond on your first ever lap, as the GoPro footage makes it look so easy
Step three: obliterate the frame and every bone in your body, swearing off biking forever
Step four: buy a full suspension and actually practice
Step five: never ride because you have 4 loans taken out to afford the bike and you're working 3 jobs to buy more gear you'll forget the next time you can right
Step six: sell everything, buy a camper van, and sleep at the trailheads
Step seven: get called a "fake rider" because you have a sticker on your frame
Best idea I have everheard
@@anaboveaveragedogidea? Something tells me this is his life story.
Another Funny video, but you missed one. I’m in the PNW and there’s 3 acceptable vehicles: a Tacoma, a Sprinter van, and a Subaru. Thanks for the laugh guys.👍😄
Dammit, my less than $6000 bike disqualifies me 😢😂
I feel personally attacked
I've just started mountain biking and this is the content o so desperately needed hahahah. Keep it up brother!
I love your shorts they are so great haha😂😂
'And that's how I did that 50 foot drop' (add 'to flat' for effect). Who doesn't know a mtber with that story 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💪❤️
Love you videos
I don’t have a car I just bike everywhere 😎😎😎😎
I’ve made up so many bullshit stories to sound like a pro and told those stories to all my friends. They’ll never find out I made them up right 😅😅😅
Unless they see this comment😂
@@alexanderletheren820 true
My $900 bike watching this...
You're not a real mountain biker until you done porcupine rim with no shocks. 😂
Literaly 4 yo me on my little bike after removing a little stick of a trail
You’re cracking me up, man 😂. Is that Stafford?
And that's how I did the 50 foot drop had me dieing laughing
Reloaded 😅
i ride one that’s less than 6000, but i’m 13. I’m saving up for one. My less than 6000 dollar bike is pretty good though.
me going for a new nice 300o dollar bike, all the videos about them, best BUDGET bike 😭😭😭
Bro literally described me lol
Love it 😂😂
paused the video after 6k on a mtn bike LMFAOOOO
What if my bike costs 5999$ and i dont have a toyota hilux for example i have a supra💀
You forgot about the Cadillac that you had for a couple years
Why re-upload
Because it didn't have audio
@@heinzbeanzz7267 there was audio though
@@nillhyss wasn't for my
Why whinge?
Why not
Checks out! 🤙🏼
Me taking my mom’s 2022 Highlander
Hidden one get in shape
Don't forget the obligatory broken bones or fractures.
I'm disqualified I drive a 1 ton diesel lol
I’m driving a Nissan pathfinder 2011 silver edition with my yeti on the back 😎❤
Do you ride bikes on sketchy dirt trails? Then you're a mountain biker. It's as simple as that.
What brakes do You use buddy?
I got 4 of yours.. ha ha
What if your not legally allowed to have a car because of that thing you done 5 years ago?
Asking for a friend
Does it count when your bike cost more then your truck.
My bike being $5980
Got the Toyota but my bike is onnnnnnlllyyyy 1500$ lol
My tundra boys
👇
Uhh Subaru!!
no one saw the v8 toyota ?
You don’t need a $6000 bike in
Does my toyota tercel with a bike rack count?
Kup rower za 10k $ szybciej schudniesz. Ja już kupuję rower za 300$. 🚴♂️
what if my orbea is worth more than my saturn
Can I drive a chevy tahoe?
Number 6
Dont life in the netherlands
Well i drive a Honda
Can I drive a Ford
First you got to get the cheapest mountain bike
Second you go down the hill and get a hard injure
Last say it to other mountain biker
My mtb cost 8k :(
People with a €5 999😑
i have a 5000 rupees bike so i aint that good but, it foes the trick for now
Lol
First one was false you can get a good full sus with 3000€
50ft drop my woRd!!!
😢😢😢😢😮😮❤
Yeh, mtbiking is ok.
Well I'm broke
guess i’m not a real one, mines only 1,000
I think I'll stick with being a fake mountain biker.
😂
😭 My bike was $5500
What are feel like a kid? Still $6000😂
By the way the sky is blue
But I can’t drive bro. I’m 13
Can you give me a bike 🥺 from Philippines 🥺
Tf you talking bout boiiiiii, specialized are trash, my brand, canyon is wayyyyy better ❤
Jeep is way better than Toyota
So I’m not a real mtbiker
Repost
#6 spend all of your time making videos about mountain biking, instead of actually mountain biking and losing weight
just wear expensive stuff and repeat the world knarly and you are good to go.
Its Gnarly, poser
Wanna be ifht
no one asked
I did
So ratchet strapping my bike upside down to the roof of my clapped beetle isn’t something a mountain biker would do?🥲