"If you pallet slam me, I'm face camping." "If you pallet loop me, I'm face camping." "If I swing and miss you, I'm face camping." "If I swing and hit you, I'm face camping." If you do anything, I'm face camping."
Update from the future. The following are now camp worthy. 1. Playing as Claudette. 2. Trying to hide at all. 3. Using Urban Evasion. 4. Breaking the Killers Hex Perk. (Or they'll DC) 5. Trying to heal if the Killer is looking at you. 6. Bringing a flashlight or key. LoL
"If i see toolboxes i'll just dodge the lobby." "If i see a prestige i'll just dodge the lobby." "If i see Jake i'll just dodge the lobby." *If i don't see 4 Dwight's i'll just dodge the lobby.* Best part!
Honestly, I feel like some killers facecamp for you pretty much everything except for lining up and standing still so they can hook and kill you one after another.
Things survivors say : - If i see a killer with hax totem perk... im leaving! - If i see hillbilly... im leaving! - if i see leatherface... im leaving! - if i see mike myhers... im leaving! - if i get downed in the first two minutes.. im leaving! - To many hookes! - if i tbag the killer at the exit gate and escape that means im proud of myself humuliating the killer - high rank killers suck - if i juke the killer, im a pro - if i gen rush, im a pro - stop tunneling! - and so on....
yip.. Specially if your the killer against ranks above 10! im rank 9 with the spirit but most the time its not fun playing against high ranks! and high ranks are not even that good! thy just know how to annoy (you) the killer or gen rush with that perk that stabs the killer if you grab them. and its so much fun seeing them tbag you at the exit gate........ durrdurr... but thy run like cowards if you set one foot closer! for me i NEED to find the survivors quickly or ill end up only killing 1 or 2.. Or none.
I exploded into laughter because I tell myself that shit alllllll the time. If you're a survivor and you're dumb enough to have youtube or twitch in your name, prepare to eat shit. Seriously, don't do it. That's a fucking killer magnet man.
when a friend of mine pays as killer and there is a twitch streamer in the lobby, he hooks them, camps them and looks at the twitch stream of the twitcher while he is camping lol
"Im going to try to not camp and be fair" (gets pallet looped for 3 minutes straight) "im gonna stand close enough so that noone can get the unhook prompt"
Haddonfield is DEFINITELY cancerous as hell. I loathe that map even if I play Survivor. For killer it's just straight up aids except for maybe trapper.
how to start a argument: I like Haddonfield cause for me I can stealth it healing all three survivors do three gens while others do two and open both gates then escape through the hatch
cronnoponno The matchmaking in F13 is horrible. It takes about 2-5 minutes to start a single match, and almost every game I play, the host leaves after getting killed, causing all players to leave.
"If I see someone who is ranked, I'll just dodge the lobby." "If I see OchiDO, I'll just dodge the lobby." "If I can't win within the first two minutes, I'll DC." Killers complain too much XD
BlazingBlueGhost nowadays survivors cry about being camped but have people running to hooks and sitting behind the killer thinking it'll work also crying about no ed that they had to make it a totem but have flashlights toolboxs for everything in the game a perk that nullifies an entire killer a perk and items that gets rid of killers getting points a perk that gets rid of actually commuting to a survivor gets rid and they get away for free because of decisive, or purple flashlights click click click click tbag tbag tbag click click click like this game is so unbalanced the survivors aren't even scared of the killer anymore and when you kill them all they start raging, just a bunch of entitled survivors and ice never heard a killer in my life complain literally about any of those perks maybe sprint burst, decisive, and burrowed time so I don't wanna hear shit about killer when you survivors bitch about every actually good killer perk
First of all: I don't even actually play the game. Secondly.... Killers complain just as much. And many perks on *both* the survivor and killer side are broken..... like alot of them. Plus, your whole comment just tells me that you play killer and the tone makes it so that you *are* complaining..... just sayin....
A-Mei-Zing nowadays survivors cry about being camped but have people running to hooks and sitting behind the killer thinking it'll work also crying about no ed that they had to make it a totem but have flashlights toolboxs for everything in the game a perk that nullifies an entire killer a perk and items that gets rid of killers getting points a perk that gets rid of actually commuting to a survivor gets rid and they get away for free because of decisive, or purple flashlights click click click click tbag tbag tbag click click click like this game is so unbalanced the survivors aren't even scared of the killer anymore and when you kill them all they start raging, just a bunch of entitled survivors and ice never heard a killer in my life complain literally about any of those perks maybe sprint burst, decisive, and burrowed time
landonEXE _ the fact you replying and trying to be a smart ass on a comment so old that even I forgot about this video and sounding dumb as fuck you’re irrelevant as hell at least when you try to be a smart ass don’t forget the “smart” part now you look like a “dumb”ass like game has been through too many updates and fixes from almost a year ago that even after everything I said it’s still a thing except bt so stay the fuck off my comments
Haha It should say "Cringy things killers say" I thought this was going to be like... In character quotes like "I'm not gonna kill you!" But when I realized it I still had a good laugh but thought "ughhh hate that" haha good vid
Courier Z nowadays survivors cry about being camped but have people running to hooks and sitting behind the killer thinking it'll work also crying about no ed that they had to make it a totem but have flashlights toolboxs for everything in the game a perk that nullifies an entire killer a perk and items that gets rid of killers getting points a perk that gets rid of actually commuting to a survivor gets rid and they get away for free because of decisive, or purple flashlights click click click click tbag tbag tbag click click click like this game is so unbalanced the survivors aren't even scared of the killer anymore and when you kill them all they start raging, just a bunch of entitled survivors and ice never heard a killer in my life complain literally about any of those perks maybe sprint burst, decisive, and burrowed time so I don't wanna hear shit about killer when you survivors bitch about every actually good killer perk
I laughed so hard at the "not camping, im patrolling"
i'm not patrolling i'm face camping
A main Dwight i'm not face camping i'm a console killer
Philip Loranger I camping trapper said the exact same thing when the hooked survivor saw him at all times 8 meters away
I think all survivors should just instantly spawn on the hook.
i think all survivors should start the game dead, otherwise the killers dont stand a chance. survivors are so op
says the main killer
I think all the survivors shouldn't even start the game
I think all survivors should stay still.
LMAO
"If you pallet slam me, I'm face camping."
"If you pallet loop me, I'm face camping."
"If I swing and miss you, I'm face camping."
"If I swing and hit you, I'm face camping."
If you do anything, I'm face camping."
i get what ur saying but trust me survivors complain about much too thats so broken.
Update from the future. The following are now camp worthy.
1. Playing as Claudette.
2. Trying to hide at all.
3. Using Urban Evasion.
4. Breaking the Killers Hex Perk. (Or they'll DC)
5. Trying to heal if the Killer is looking at you.
6. Bringing a flashlight or key.
LoL
"If i see toolboxes i'll just dodge the lobby."
"If i see a prestige i'll just dodge the lobby."
"If i see Jake i'll just dodge the lobby."
*If i don't see 4 Dwight's i'll just dodge the lobby.*
Best part!
he says "dodge" not "stop"
NotBiasedz Subtitles says "stop" but w/e. Dwight joke is the best!
This a joke? go watch it he says dodge >.>
Zack Lloyd Alright, i edited my comment, but i still hear it as "stop the lobby".
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That hillbilly run is gold LOL
bro i fkn died
I love how this is still like 92% accurate 4 years later
I though this was supposed to be a parody, why did you post actual gameplay
Ikr
XD
They are spitting out some facts as well
you forgot the ,, i report everyone who has sprintburst "
"If i don't see 4 Dwight's i'll just dodge the lobby." -Dawkins 2017
"I'm not camping, I'm patrolling!"
I only consider it camping if there’s no one in the area. If there was someone trying to hook bomb then yes I’m gonna look around before leaving
I love the face camping lol.
SMOK Z sinner
Me too lol.
Pallet stun BM? Face camp.
Pallet circling? Face camp.
Juke? Face camp.
Survivor got hit? Face camp.
Worked on a gen? *Face camp.*
Greyscale Inferno sounds about right
Greyscale Inferno Console killers in a nutshell.
Tyler Brinegar pretty much
Honestly, I feel like some killers facecamp for you pretty much everything except for lining up and standing still so they can hook and kill you one after another.
Flashlight? Face camp
LOL the killer stun animation at 1:00
Killer stun animation is too OP.
Nurse fatigue animation on trapper should be a thing
*windows shutdown noise*
"If I don't see 4 Dwights I'll just dodge the lobby" XD Thats so hilarious!
That facecamper, I can almost feel the rage
Things survivors say :
- If i see a killer with hax totem perk... im leaving!
- If i see hillbilly... im leaving!
- if i see leatherface... im leaving!
- if i see mike myhers... im leaving!
- if i get downed in the first two minutes.. im leaving!
- To many hookes!
- if i tbag the killer at the exit gate and escape that means im proud of myself humuliating the killer
- high rank killers suck
- if i juke the killer, im a pro
- if i gen rush, im a pro
- stop tunneling!
- and so on....
Yea then they trash talk the killer bc he lost or only killed 1 person
yip.. Specially if your the killer against ranks above 10! im rank 9 with the spirit but most the time its not fun playing against high ranks! and high ranks are not even that good! thy just know how to annoy (you) the killer or gen rush with that perk that stabs the killer if you grab them. and its so much fun seeing them tbag you at the exit gate........ durrdurr... but thy run like cowards if you set one foot closer! for me i NEED to find the survivors quickly or ill end up only killing 1 or 2.. Or none.
i fuckin love the billy run at start man you the best dawkins much respect homie
Fantastic! The pallet stun is sooo spot on
I think we did a pretty good job so far
Me when I play killer
These are so great lmao!!!
Skilled Apple 200th like
I love how the trapper was just nodding and shrugging for most of the video
Amazing man.. the generator is so awesome. "I can't wait to mori this streamer" :P
I exploded into laughter because I tell myself that shit alllllll the time. If you're a survivor and you're dumb enough to have youtube or twitch in your name, prepare to eat shit. Seriously, don't do it. That's a fucking killer magnet man.
Jojokester Prime kill a survivor whith your own hands
Another great video! XD
You should do "Things Devs say" next.
Infinites require skill
martinjedi12 camping is a mind game
Why add basic features that should have been in at base? I mean, if we did....where would we stop????
Soon, maybe.. we look at it..
I think we did a pretty good jobbbb so far
This is still one of my favorite videos. I always come back.
*Im not camping im patrolling!*
im fucken dead 😂
when a friend of mine pays as killer and there is a twitch streamer in the lobby, he hooks them, camps them and looks at the twitch stream of the twitcher while he is camping lol
"Im going to try to not camp and be fair"
(gets pallet looped for 3 minutes straight)
"im gonna stand close enough so that noone can get the unhook prompt"
If I see JenDenise, I just dodge the lobby jenLUL
True af but “survivors shouldn’t even be able to run” says killers
i just noticed the generator you guys made!
"Dead by daylight" puts on Jason mask
Probably the closest thing they had to a Trapper mask I'm guessing. The Trapper may as well BE Jason at any rate.
I needed more of these cheap skits in my life, I love you so much.
Am I the only killer that hates Haddonfield and thinks that it's cancer?
Haddonfield is DEFINITELY cancerous as hell. I loathe that map even if I play Survivor. For killer it's just straight up aids except for maybe trapper.
That was the point.
how to start a argument: I like Haddonfield cause for me I can stealth it healing all three survivors do three gens while others do two and open both gates then escape through the hatch
I hate Haddonfield as killer and survivor, and the Swamp is cancer too, especially for Nurse.
No
I'm loving these! Great work!
pretty good low budget generator prop
so far
''If my demands are not met I'll move to F13 because it is far superior in every way. Good luck finding lobbies losers!''
Ok and so many others think dead by daylight is better so idc
so you can wait 20 minutes for 1 person to join then instantly leave because there is no one else in the lobby then wait 3 months for some emotes?
It really doesn't take that long
cronnoponno The matchmaking in F13 is horrible. It takes about 2-5 minutes to start a single match, and almost every game I play, the host leaves after getting killed, causing all players to leave.
I played f13 for all of 10 minutes
"If I see someone who is ranked, I'll just dodge the lobby."
"If I see OchiDO, I'll just dodge the lobby."
"If I can't win within the first two minutes, I'll DC."
Killers complain too much XD
BlazingBlueGhost nowadays survivors cry about being camped but have people running to hooks and sitting behind the killer thinking it'll work also crying about no ed that they had to make it a totem but have flashlights toolboxs for everything in the game a perk that nullifies an entire killer a perk and items that gets rid of killers getting points a perk that gets rid of actually commuting to a survivor gets rid and they get away for free because of decisive, or purple flashlights click click click click tbag tbag tbag click click click like this game is so unbalanced the survivors aren't even scared of the killer anymore and when you kill them all they start raging, just a bunch of entitled survivors and ice never heard a killer in my life complain literally about any of those perks maybe sprint burst, decisive, and burrowed time so I don't wanna hear shit about killer when you survivors bitch about every actually good killer perk
First of all: I don't even actually play the game. Secondly.... Killers complain just as much. And many perks on *both* the survivor and killer side are broken..... like alot of them.
Plus, your whole comment just tells me that you play killer and the tone makes it so that you *are* complaining..... just sayin....
"If I don't see 4 Dwights, I'll just dodge the lobby." LOL!!!,
Survivor: (breathes)
Killer: face camping engaged.
This is so funny xD Please make more of these!
This was awesome! Thank you for the laughs
"Why don't more people use Deja Vu?" Lmao
If I see Ochido, I'll just dodge the lobby.
Hahahaha! OMG... The feeling when you relate to EVERYTHING in this video! Hahaha! Best video I've watched in a while!
All survivor perks are broken.
If I see a survivor I dodge the lobby.
A-Mei-Zing nowadays survivors cry about being camped but have people running to hooks and sitting behind the killer thinking it'll work also crying about no ed that they had to make it a totem but have flashlights toolboxs for everything in the game a perk that nullifies an entire killer a perk and items that gets rid of killers getting points a perk that gets rid of actually commuting to a survivor gets rid and they get away for free because of decisive, or purple flashlights click click click click tbag tbag tbag click click click like this game is so unbalanced the survivors aren't even scared of the killer anymore and when you kill them all they start raging, just a bunch of entitled survivors and ice never heard a killer in my life complain literally about any of those perks maybe sprint burst, decisive, and burrowed time
@@l_Egoist_l they should get rid of pallets and buff killers or they should just get rid of all survivor perks
landonEXE _ the fact you replying and trying to be a smart ass on a comment so old that even I forgot about this video and sounding dumb as fuck you’re irrelevant as hell at least when you try to be a smart ass don’t forget the “smart” part now you look like a “dumb”ass like game has been through too many updates and fixes from almost a year ago that even after everything I said it’s still a thing except bt so stay the fuck off my comments
To this day my friends and i still quote "oh my god hes bming me"
The face camp bit was the best for me.
This is such a throwback
0:37 Lmao that generator
Your dead by daylight videos are so 👌👌 PLEASE CONTINUE??
“Please don’t have decisive strike.” -dawkins154
"Nerf all the killers"-survivors
"Freddy too over powered"-survivors
"Barbeque and chilli is too op"-survivors
“If I don’t see 4 Dwights I just dodge the lobby”
🤣
I'm dying😂 the accuracy tho😂😂💯
What happened to the devs one? It’s still pretty accurate. “And update… Oh my god we broke everything again.”
I'm also looking for that one... 🤔xx
That was so accurate. Thank you for this
Low key this was good I didn't expect it too
Just how the other guy just nods his head
I hope you make an updated version of this
Borrowed time is sooooooooo broken!
I sub just for this awesome video XD
This, belive it or not, has changed my mind about the problems I get as killer.
This was awesome and relatable!
“I’m not camping I’m patrolling” LMAO
Thought this would've been cringy, but I actually ended up laughing my ass off. Kudos to you!!
Something I say a lot is “poor guy is getting farmed”
“Kindred is so broken. Bond is so broken. Self care is so broken. Empathy is so broken.” The internet is so broken
this is gold man hahahah :D!
props guys
GREAT VID! :D
Things bad killers say*
ftfy
Breathing is so broken
2018, and it's still relevant.
"I'm not camping, I'm patrolling"
*breaks through door as doctor* DID SOMEBODY SAY *BROKEN*?
When you don't try your best and you succeed.
The I'm not camping I'm patrolling part is basically me
This is so good omg
1:08 Trapper: "Fuck you Dead Hard"
"are sooo broken."
I love these ;-)
0:37 *THAT. GEN.*
"I'm not camping I'm patrolling" it's funny because it's true
Over a year later anD THIS STILL IS TRUE
I LOST IT AT THE FIRST SKIT
I love your videos
0:41 was the funniest bit suggesting players still use the Nurse. Lol. It’s all just Shape these days. So annoying.
Loved it.
hilarious bro do more videos!
0:37 let's be honest this has been every one who has ever played killer
"I'm not camping I'm patrolling" DED
I've never seen anyone complain about shit like Empathy or Bond. SWF get a better version of it without equipping the perk anyway.
Haha It should say "Cringy things killers say" I thought this was going to be like... In character quotes like "I'm not gonna kill you!" But when I realized it I still had a good laugh but thought "ughhh hate that" haha good vid
Courier Z nowadays survivors cry about being camped but have people running to hooks and sitting behind the killer thinking it'll work also crying about no ed that they had to make it a totem but have flashlights toolboxs for everything in the game a perk that nullifies an entire killer a perk and items that gets rid of killers getting points a perk that gets rid of actually commuting to a survivor gets rid and they get away for free because of decisive, or purple flashlights click click click click tbag tbag tbag click click click like this game is so unbalanced the survivors aren't even scared of the killer anymore and when you kill them all they start raging, just a bunch of entitled survivors and ice never heard a killer in my life complain literally about any of those perks maybe sprint burst, decisive, and burrowed time so I don't wanna hear shit about killer when you survivors bitch about every actually good killer perk
*INSERT PERK HERE* is so broken
omfg the makeshift generator ahahaha
Rank 20 killers in a nutshell is what this should be called
hahaha old meta but gold video :D
I always say “PLEASE DONT HAVE DECISIVE STRIKE” and “OMG HE’S BM-ING ME”
I think survivors should be obliged to use first two perk slots for No Mither and Object of Obsession. That's how the game will be balanced out
EVERYTHING IS SOOOO BROKEN