Putin and Kim Jong Un Sign Defense Pact, Boeing CEO Admits Company Isn't Perfect | The Tonight Show

Sdílet
Vložit
  • čas přidán 18. 06. 2024
  • Jimmy addresses the latest news, like Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Un signing a mutual defense agreement, the CEO of Boeing admitting the company is "far from perfect" and Chipotle selling a finance bro-inspired bowl.
    The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. Stream now on Peacock: bit.ly/3gZJaNy
    Subscribe NOW to The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: bit.ly/1nwT1aN
    Watch The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Weeknights 11:35ET/10:35c
    Get more The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: www.nbc.com/the-tonight-show
    JIMMY FALLON ON SOCIAL
    Follow Jimmy: / jimmyfallon
    Like Jimmy: / jimmyfallon
    Follow Jimmy: / jimmyfallon
    Follow Jimmy on TikTok: / jimmyfallon
    THE TONIGHT SHOW ON SOCIAL
    Follow The Tonight Show: / fallontonight
    Like The Tonight Show: / fallontonight
    Follow The Tonight Show: / fallontonight
    The Tonight Show TikTok: / fallontonight
    Tonight Show Tumblr: / fallontonight
    The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon features hilarious highlights from the show, including comedy sketches, music parodies, celebrity interviews, ridiculous games, and, of course, Jimmy's Thank You Notes and hashtags! You'll also find behind the scenes videos and other great web exclusives.
    GET MORE NBC
    NBC CZcams: bit.ly/1dM1qBH
    Like NBC: / nbc
    Follow NBC: / nbc
    NBC Instagram: / nbctv
    NBC Tumblr: / nbctv
    Putin and Kim Jong Un Sign Defense Pact, Boeing CEO Admits Company Isn't Perfect | The Tonight Show
    / fallontonight
    #FallonTonight
    #JimmyFallon
  • Komedie

Komentáře • 200

  • @vinniediesel1369
    @vinniediesel1369 Před 7 dny +28

    To quote Former President Theodore Roosevelt:
    "No man is above the law and no man is below it; nor do we ask any man's permission when we ask him to obey it. Obedience to the law is demanded as a right, not asked as a favor." "The judges who administer justice in our countries must be seen as ethical and subject to meaningful correction when it is necessary. Nothing less than the rule of law is at stake."

    • @StanfordMommaerts-Brown
      @StanfordMommaerts-Brown Před 7 dny +10

      This needs to be put on every post about Trump, MAGA troglodytes and the SCOTUS!!!

    • @rcomyns4664
      @rcomyns4664 Před 6 dny +6

      Hear hear!!

    • @robynrains7252
      @robynrains7252 Před 2 hodinami

      Perhaps the unsupreme court should read that quote 🤨🤷‍♀️

  • @vinniediesel1369
    @vinniediesel1369 Před 7 dny +11

    Signs of a sociopath
    • behavior conflicting with social norms, repeatedly pushes the envelope into uncharted territory.
    • disregarding or violating the rights of others, insubordinate to any form of authority.
    • unconcerned in distinguishing between right and wrong.
    • inability to show remorse, for they have none, void of empathy.
    • tendency to lie often, repeatedly, automatically. Behaves in a risky, impulsive, dangerous manner.
    • extremely manipulative, exploits others without any care of who gets hurt.
    • no conscience or guilt, refusal to accept responsibility for their actions, claiming ownership in the success of others.

    • @notme2day
      @notme2day Před 6 dny +1

      Well... you certainly described to a "T"Rump.

  • @quesadilla79
    @quesadilla79 Před 7 dny +31

    #FoxNews trying to explain JuneTeenth 😂

  • @DarraghRuddy-ko6og
    @DarraghRuddy-ko6og Před 6 dny +8

    Nothing about Justin timber lake??? 😂😂😂

  • @mlbrooks4066
    @mlbrooks4066 Před 6 dny +7

    The Tupperware joke wrote itself.

  • @vinniediesel1369
    @vinniediesel1369 Před 7 dny +45

    Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities, has the power to make you commit atrocities. ~Voltaire

    • @TrippyTrav
      @TrippyTrav Před 6 dny +4

      Oooooo a Voltaire reference in the wild. Well done!

    • @blacksabbathmatters
      @blacksabbathmatters Před 5 dny

      Like men having periods?
      Or giving birth?

    •  Před 5 dny +2

      Voltaire predicted Trump

    • @ywoulduchoosetousethis
      @ywoulduchoosetousethis Před 5 dny

      Issac Asimov did. He said the stupidees r more dangerous than the crazies. Many generations of ignoring knowledge leads them to elect a leader who eventually lead to world war

    • @blacksabbathmatters
      @blacksabbathmatters Před 5 dny

      @@ywoulduchoosetousethis I wish you would read the comment you wrote and see how much " stupidee" is contained in it.

  • @vinniediesel1369
    @vinniediesel1369 Před 7 dny +6

    "Men use thought only as authority for their injustice, and employ speech only to conceal their thoughts."
    ~Voltaire

  • @deborahwilson4684
    @deborahwilson4684 Před 6 dny +15

    Voting for trump is like chickens voting for Col. Sanders!

  • @dcleare1
    @dcleare1 Před 7 dny +11

    Juneteenth is Freedom Day 👊🏾

  • @lashendawest7509
    @lashendawest7509 Před 7 dny +18

    We love your show jimmy fallon

  • @jamesdubrow3022
    @jamesdubrow3022 Před 6 dny +9

    Great writing lately!

  • @deniseboldea1624
    @deniseboldea1624 Před 6 dny +17

    A pact against aggression? They're the aggressors.

    • @technicaljames4240
      @technicaljames4240 Před 6 dny +6

      Have they attack any countries except on their borders?????

    • @vsznry
      @vsznry Před 6 dny +1

      @@technicaljames4240 ........UKRAINE? fuckin magat.

    • @murmaider2
      @murmaider2 Před 6 dny

      America literally ships trillions of dollars of weapons everywhere in the world and sets up bases everywhere.

    • @elon69420
      @elon69420 Před 6 dny

      Says you while Americans are bombing kids on a different country

    • @ASTRAGEM
      @ASTRAGEM Před 6 dny

      you're dumb nazi simp

  • @3PMusic.
    @3PMusic. Před 6 dny +4

    Thats why its called Miami Heat . It can sizzle u to a crisp lol

  • @junkboxxxxxx
    @junkboxxxxxx Před 7 dny +5

    Weather has been beautiful and just right in LA 🌴

    • @steveprudell9976
      @steveprudell9976 Před 6 dny +1

      Yah baby, California boy lived in Pasadena and. La Cresenta beautiful 😎 .

  • @StanfordMommaerts-Brown
    @StanfordMommaerts-Brown Před 7 dny +1

    One of the Great things about Johnny & James Cordon was how they brought out their guests together.

  • @dianehartung5954
    @dianehartung5954 Před 7 dny +7

    I always lost the lids¡😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nicholasgarrick8855
    @nicholasgarrick8855 Před 7 dny +7

    Look like jimmys have a slow new week regardless great monologue.

  • @RosalesFam2024
    @RosalesFam2024 Před 7 dny +4

    I agree with the sneezing lol😂😂😂

  • @douglasmitchum1488
    @douglasmitchum1488 Před 7 dny +5

    Hitler and Stalin (non aggression pact)
    Un and Putin (defense pact)

  • @deborahdunn7844
    @deborahdunn7844 Před 6 dny +1

    Patagonia egg roll 😂😂😂

  • @airport862
    @airport862 Před 6 dny +1

    Chipotle boy bowl is also what I sit on immediately after eating there.

    • @michelled8408
      @michelled8408 Před 6 dny

      Why? 😂. I have zero issues with Chipotle and it doesn't bother my stomach whatsoever.

  • @dianalamottelamotte4521
    @dianalamottelamotte4521 Před 7 dny +6

    Each time I see the photos of Putin and Kim, it amazes me how short Putin is. Kim could be wearing lifts, but, they're both short. Little Man Syndrome.

    • @roni6215
      @roni6215 Před 6 dny +1

      Napoleon was short too .

    • @annysons
      @annysons Před 3 dny

      @@roni6215actually he was not…the Brits supposedly promoted that “negative” image….he was of average height for his time

  • @LateBloomerMedia
    @LateBloomerMedia Před 7 dny +5

    1:45 I tried quoting this in my comment but it was removed 😂

    • @airport862
      @airport862 Před 6 dny +1

      Imagine somebody filling water bottles "straight from the tap at the men's room at Penn Station" while people walk in and out of there looking perplexed.

  • @whathandleUtalkabt
    @whathandleUtalkabt Před 7 dny +4

    That car is a russian bullet and bomb proof limo worth 1 million 😂

  • @lisas5211
    @lisas5211 Před 5 dny +1

    Great TIE!!!!

  • @justincastillogayray
    @justincastillogayray Před 5 dny +1

    Cannibals are worse than liars

  • @cassandrakarpinski9416
    @cassandrakarpinski9416 Před 6 dny +2

    Meanwhile in Australia: 😂😂 you ain't seen NOTHING yet 😂

  • @dm-heart
    @dm-heart Před 7 dny +2

    Captioning please.

  • @davidkeenan5989
    @davidkeenan5989 Před 6 dny

    Great work Jimmy!

  • @VictoriaAlfredSmythe
    @VictoriaAlfredSmythe Před 7 dny +3

    Super Monologue

  • @mikesan428
    @mikesan428 Před 6 dny

    Becky G is a first generation girlie raised in Inglewood (before it was gentrified). As someone with a similar background, I feel for her. We are encouraged to make it out of that cycle but our identities are always called into question when we get a seat at the table

  • @lindapayne95
    @lindapayne95 Před 5 dny

    I love so many comedians and can’t see the attraction for Michael Che.

  • @tiwantiwaabibiman2603

    Why do people up north (I'm from Chicago FYI) always complain about summer weather being hot. It's freakin summer! It's supposed to be hot. Just like it's supposed to be cold in the winter... I live in central Texas... Temps of 91º and 95º is NOT hot. Try 104-108º by 1pm which means temps of 85º-90º during the night... And I LUV it! The hotter the better...
    I thought Jimmy's answer to the question, "What is considered to be the most unstable element on Earth?" - the Orange Tic [aka D Frump]

  • @chevfan88
    @chevfan88 Před 6 dny +1

    1:42 😂

  • @user-be3ll1qr6r
    @user-be3ll1qr6r Před 6 dny

    Did anyone notice on the Biden dance clip the black guy on the right one row back that was also doing the new ‘stiff as a board’ dance move?

  • @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj
    @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj Před 7 dny +11

    While you're experiencing the heat wave remember that the single largest contributor to global warming is Animal Agriculture. According to the UN Council on Climate Change switching to a plant-based diet has more impact on global warming than all other personal measures combined.

    • @nevermind.abbs7
      @nevermind.abbs7 Před 7 dny +1

      Yeah buddy not the answer but I see what you're trying to say tho 💁🏼‍♀️

    • @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj
      @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj Před 7 dny +1

      @@nevermind.abbs7 I understand that most meat-eaters are facts-adverse.

    • @nevermind.abbs7
      @nevermind.abbs7 Před 6 dny +1

      @@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj never that. And I fully support anyone who chooses a vegan life but as much as I wish it was a solution, it most definitely is not. Facts are facts. Doesn't mean being vegan is not good. It's just not the answer. Look it up.

    • @davidingrames6704
      @davidingrames6704 Před 6 dny

      Piss off vegan

    • @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj
      @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj Před 6 dny

      @@nevermind.abbs7 Did you just say "look it up to someone who quoted research in their message, while giving only your opinion as your response? Do you mean look up how Animal agriculture produces 65% of the world's nitrous oxide emissions which has a global warming impact 296 times greater than carbon dioxide? Or how animal agriculture produces almost as much carbon dioxide as all transport combined, but if you shift all transport emissions that are only produced by animal agriculture such as feed crop production and transport, and animal transport over then it produces twice as much? Or that animal agriculture produces 21% of all methane emissions? Is that what I should be looking up?

  • @10acious_D
    @10acious_D Před 7 dny +1

    What's a finance bro?

  • @catherinebossy4969
    @catherinebossy4969 Před 6 dny

    Lots of puchlines! 😂👍

  • @boomerdragon1568
    @boomerdragon1568 Před 6 dny +1

    'Chipotle Boy' Bowls. White Boy Summer. Young men are boys, while 12 year old girls are young ladies. Something wrong here!

  • @NusretTaras-kp9mv
    @NusretTaras-kp9mv Před 7 dny +1

    More Likes For The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

  • @jpdemer5
    @jpdemer5 Před 2 dny

    I got the Joe Biden trivia question correct.

  • @khannavl
    @khannavl Před 6 dny

    Explain me "Throuple" joke plz))

  • @dianehartung5954
    @dianehartung5954 Před 5 dny

    S0 SAD!!!!

  • @whathandleUtalkabt
    @whathandleUtalkabt Před 7 dny +2

    Aaaww.. Tupperware gone to china too?

    • @notme2day
      @notme2day Před 6 dny

      Or Mexico.

    • @Matt_with_2Ts
      @Matt_with_2Ts Před 6 dny

      Gone to?!! More like been coming from the whole time, just like everything else.......

  • @AndréCastillo-q9k
    @AndréCastillo-q9k Před 7 dny +1

    Neverender

  • @samarthbagwe1736
    @samarthbagwe1736 Před 4 dny

    US declaring in heat wave at 30°©
    What weebs
    South Asia and southeast Asia had average 45°©

  • @williamclyde720
    @williamclyde720 Před 7 dny

    Regarding animal agriculture. The carbon footprint of creating the fertilizer for Cow food along with the amount of gas and burps from Cows, along with the healthcare costs for heart disease and the amount of global warming and now we know that cattle are carrying the N1 H5 virus and it’s getting in the milk. Overtime that of hours will probably jump back onto humans and we have to be ready to not go through another long pandemic. I have stopped eating beef because I want the world to put a halt on our consumption of it until we understand how much it cost to grow, and whether or not, it’s going to be a vector for the new virus strain.

    • @notme2day
      @notme2day Před 6 dny

      You understand that milk in America is pasteurized... right?
      That they use that process to kill bacteria in milk, you understand that ... right?

  • @MarkOwen67
    @MarkOwen67 Před 6 dny

    Always love the show, especially the monologues! Watch from down under. Why are all you folks spruiking visually a top quality voice microphone 🎤 on the desk, when you are all wearing lapel/tie microphones? Doesn't it seem pointless and a bit of a "wanker" attitude? We're not living in the 70's, 80's , please, aren't you embarrassed 😊

  • @LahainaStrong444
    @LahainaStrong444 Před 6 dny

    that audience though

  • @BixbieMedia
    @BixbieMedia Před 6 dny

    Boeing is about as far from perfect as Trump is from skinny.

  • @BreezeDorling
    @BreezeDorling Před 6 dny +2

    Q. Most unstable element on earth
    A. Donald Trump
    Q.. Worst kind of person
    A. Donald Trump

  • @alexandergames9164
    @alexandergames9164 Před 6 dny +1

    Jimmy once forced two dogs to get married even though they didn't love each other:

  • @shadowcivilian9942
    @shadowcivilian9942 Před 7 dny +2

    Ok 👌

  • @Democracy982
    @Democracy982 Před 7 dny +1

    Just say no cript rapper

  • @tugcebalta86
    @tugcebalta86 Před 6 dny

    Let's ask to Gwen! You gotta billion dolar contract... What are you waiting for?

  • @jamesturner2126
    @jamesturner2126 Před 7 dny +3

    Yay, North Korea and Putin are teaming up! I guess Putin needed some warm water ports for WWIII.

  • @Ilicia_08
    @Ilicia_08 Před 6 dny +3

    So basically the rest of the country is experiencing what it’s like to live in California lol.

  • @DarraghRuddy-ko6og
    @DarraghRuddy-ko6og Před 6 dny

    Nothing about JT???? 😂😂😂

  • @rhllc8166
    @rhllc8166 Před 7 dny +14

    Is there a night when we can spare Biden from being old? He's a wonderful man and worthy of respect. VOTE BLUE and remember we're dealing with a lot of ignorance so any minor thing will justify voting for the farting father trump

    • @Pretty_Fly_on_a_White_Guy
      @Pretty_Fly_on_a_White_Guy Před 7 dny

      But he is old. Biden was supposed to be a transitional POTUS, just to get us away from Trump. Honestly, he was too old then. Now, we’re caught in a “damned if we do, damned if we don’t” scenario. Dems should’ve prepared better, anticipating Trump would be allowed to run again. They should’ve prepped someone younger and stronger because Joe is now too damn old to lead our nation.

    • @whathandleUtalkabt
      @whathandleUtalkabt Před 7 dny

      Terrible options. Your countries retirement age and lack of one created this. Most countries enjoy their golden years and retire at 65 with a full pension. France just changed it to 67. Running a country at 81, 82, 83, 84, elder abuse. Like lawyers who keep working in 80s and their secretary of 40 years finds him with a heart attack in his office.

    • @karinwolf3645
      @karinwolf3645 Před 7 dny +6

      I agree with ritlic on this one!! Voting for Biden is our only option for getting rid of the cantaloupe combover. Ease up on the criticism, please! He's a good President. 💙🌊💙🌊💙🌊💙💋😻🎉👵🐺🖖🌵

    • @karinwolf3645
      @karinwolf3645 Před 7 dny +1

      Sorry I got your name wrong... 🤔🙄🤷😻

    • @nevermind.abbs7
      @nevermind.abbs7 Před 7 dny +1

      When it comes to dementia or devil im picking dementia every time. Doesn't mean I like it. Oh. By the way... You know who doesn't have dementia and isn't the devil? Bernie. And he woulda won. What a shame.

  • @rosenia5409
    @rosenia5409 Před 6 dny

    Looks like Trump is missing on the defense pact with Putin and Kim. Thats too bad I guess 😁

  • @GigiolaCinquetty
    @GigiolaCinquetty Před 6 dny +1

    Boeing replies : be glad the wings still hangs on ! 🤣

  • @rickiespradlin3586
    @rickiespradlin3586 Před 6 dny

    What are we going to do with the welfare states thank you Mr phone you're a wonderful guy

  • @user-eq2dx2jp6v
    @user-eq2dx2jp6v Před 7 dny +2

    Hiiiiiii dear jim fal ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 Před 7 dny +78

    To the person reading this, even though I don't know you. I wish you the best of what life has to offer 🙏♥️😊

  • @One.--
    @One.-- Před 6 dny

    Trump's genius 😮

  • @LuisRodriguez-nz4xv
    @LuisRodriguez-nz4xv Před 7 dny +3

    Nah!

  • @daviddavis2894
    @daviddavis2894 Před 6 dny

    This show is too pg

  • @LuisRodriguez-nz4xv
    @LuisRodriguez-nz4xv Před 7 dny +2

    I liked it first 🤣

  • @anabellewis5824
    @anabellewis5824 Před 6 dny +6

    Please vote for democracy, vote blue

    • @DannyFlamez
      @DannyFlamez Před 6 dny

      The pledge of allegiance should remind you that this country was better as a Republic. If this was still a Christian nation, God wouldn't be judging America in wrath.

    • @user-wi2dp3ol9m
      @user-wi2dp3ol9m Před 6 dny

      😂😂😂😂

    • @jeremybilbee9451
      @jeremybilbee9451 Před 5 dny +1

      No chance.

  • @leannevandekew1996
    @leannevandekew1996 Před 7 dny +3

    That's why trump said he loves the uneducated.

  • @dbmagee21
    @dbmagee21 Před 6 dny +1

    Did this use to be the show with Jonny Carson? If so, yikes.

  • @CarlCampbellMusic
    @CarlCampbellMusic Před 6 dny +2

    To anyone dealing with depression or feeling low, don’t give up on life, no matter what bad things happened in your past, don’t let them define you or control your destiny, you are all important and loved!, there is hope for all of us!
    Jesus loves you all ✝️, get to know God through Christ 📖

  • @luismilton487
    @luismilton487 Před 6 dny +2

    Jimmy, I do understand that every your word is scripted, like a prescribed medicine. Just refrain of making fun of the neighbors. Why not to make jokes of US/CAN great friendship? Are you afraid of repercussions? "Once bitten twice shy, baby" 😜

  • @Democracy982
    @Democracy982 Před 7 dny +8

    Trump unstable

  • @tugcebalta86
    @tugcebalta86 Před 6 dny

    I love the money. 1555, 1556,1557....Himmet Abi bana ... alırız değil mi Himmet Abi. "Alırız oğlum, 15...Error... I love!

  • @95konoha
    @95konoha Před 7 dny +1

    Free Palestine 🇵🇸

  • @Democracy982
    @Democracy982 Před 7 dny +2

    No global warming😂😂😂😂😂

  • @howardjessica7704
    @howardjessica7704 Před 6 dny

    The sides are lining up, Interesting and terrifying…but, India is an extremely important wild card. What ever India decides that’s what we are all doing. They have been an humble giant, for now.

  • @lelouchgullan8638
    @lelouchgullan8638 Před 7 dny +1

    3rd

  • @tommyyang7135
    @tommyyang7135 Před 7 dny +4

    Putin best visit vietnam and north korean that best..zelensky might cry again for the west again about zelensky need more food..

  • @dbmagee21
    @dbmagee21 Před 6 dny +1

    This is not funny.

  • @CC-cf4zm
    @CC-cf4zm Před 6 dny

    Mocking someone for not dancing while there are other ones doing the same is rude. Not interested in this content

  • @timli1830
    @timli1830 Před 7 dny +1

    First!

  • @robertjamesonmusic
    @robertjamesonmusic Před 7 dny +2

    Jimmy Fallon sucks

  • @vandalsavage1
    @vandalsavage1 Před 6 dny

    Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool pwnt