Joker VS The Girls - All Intro Dialogues | INJUSTICE 2

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  • All Joker VS The Girls Intro Dialogues including Premiere Skins
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  • @fastkat7
    @fastkat7 Před 7 lety +94

    Joker:Did you miss me
    Harley:I didn't go to your funeral
    Joker:Why not
    Harley:You asked me to plan it and I didn't

  • @yungnfresh22
    @yungnfresh22 Před 7 lety +38

    "cant make puddin without breakin a few leg" savage af

  • @four2773
    @four2773 Před 7 lety +90

    Curiousuty killed the cat
    and Superman killed the joker
    bruh... she went there

    • @kingi-sick2485
      @kingi-sick2485 Před 5 lety

      Actually its
      Curiosity kills cats
      And supermen kills jokers

    • @eliainati3268
      @eliainati3268 Před rokem

      @@kingi-sick2485 and it is a Good burn

  • @dr.syndicate4754
    @dr.syndicate4754 Před 7 lety +194

    0:36 catwoman: harley not your pet joker
    the joker: you're right she's my possession
    catwoman: It's time I steal her from you
    I'll let catwoman rescue harley quinn, not gonna let poison ivy do the job especially when she tried to hurt harley.

    • @alexgarth4780
      @alexgarth4780 Před 6 lety +7

      She gives as good as she gets.

    • @klillym1461
      @klillym1461 Před 6 lety +9

      Brock Rushing Harley and Ivy are cannon though.

  • @2012toonami
    @2012toonami Před 7 lety +38

    7:59 He makes a good argument.

  • @ianrocco8453
    @ianrocco8453 Před 7 lety +232

    What can I say the Jokers a real lady killer. 😎

    • @EternalStorm796
      @EternalStorm796 Před 7 lety +43

      Ian Rocco
      tsk...talk about a killing joke.

    • @Araraki-Itto1
      @Araraki-Itto1 Před 6 lety

      EternalStorm796 Ha!

    • @OFFlClALYOUTUBE
      @OFFlClALYOUTUBE Před 6 lety +1

      Ian Rocco what a joke it almost caused a death in the family

    • @ianrocco8453
      @ianrocco8453 Před 6 lety +1

      William Tadeo lol I'm going to steal that from you. 😅

  • @texmexan
    @texmexan Před 7 lety +104

    I just realize that joker started all of this

    • @RJ-rp8yd
      @RJ-rp8yd Před 7 lety +29

      Matt Murdock He turned a noble hero into a tyrant and caused all of the events that have occurred after that.

    • @ianrocco8453
      @ianrocco8453 Před 7 lety +15

      Matt Murdock Plot twist: Batman really started this as he created the Joker.

    • @ericgarcia2730
      @ericgarcia2730 Před 7 lety +11

      The one that killed Batman's parents is the real cause.

    • @RJ-rp8yd
      @RJ-rp8yd Před 7 lety +10

      Eric Garcia The parents of the man who killed Batman's parents are the cause.

    • @ericgarcia2730
      @ericgarcia2730 Před 7 lety +5

      it may start some crazy time shit

  • @aleksandarvil5718
    @aleksandarvil5718 Před 7 lety +87

    4:05
    Joker: **I had a crush on you in junior high.**
    Poison Ivy: **You wouldn't have a chance in hell.**
    #roasted
    #REKT

  • @romanfigueroa5355
    @romanfigueroa5355 Před 7 lety +30

    since this joker is just a hallucination summoned by fear gas, its crazy how he still has a hold on everyone even in death

    • @klillym1461
      @klillym1461 Před 6 lety +2

      Roman Figueroa people as violently psychotic as him often leave a permanent mark in a sane (or in this case not so sane) humans mind.

  • @pjcastaneda5927
    @pjcastaneda5927 Před 7 lety +50

    "In this story, Beauty kills the Beast."
    Says the one with the giant fucking vine lifting her down

  • @johnnygat2383
    @johnnygat2383 Před 7 lety +77

    0:23
    Joker: Batman's lesser half...
    Catwoman: Harley's abusive ex.
    Joker: She gave as good as she got.
    Lol, Joker's a dick.

  • @littlepanckes3857
    @littlepanckes3857 Před 7 lety +17

    harley: your times up missta J
    joker: Harley! you wouldnt hurt meee
    harley: can't make puddin without breaking a few legs
    Damn harley 😂

  • @dracosamm
    @dracosamm Před 7 lety +62

    Vixen: calling you an animal is an insult to animals
    BURNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Halloweenman33
    @Halloweenman33 Před 7 lety +14

    With the God skin and the top hat, the Joker kind of looks like Gentleman Ghost from a distance

  • @mannatreats664
    @mannatreats664 Před 2 lety +2

    I like how it explicitly states that Joker and Ivy teamed up before....they sound borderline like their hate flirting.

  • @klillym1461
    @klillym1461 Před 6 lety +5

    "Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought it back." The complete quote.

  • @leohughes8082
    @leohughes8082 Před 6 lety +4

    Wow Joker had a crush on Catwoman, Supergirl, Poison Ivy and Wonder Woman in junior high

  • @deadpooljr13
    @deadpooljr13 Před 7 lety +8

    "Me thinks the canary doth protest 2 much" lmaoo.

  • @fsg1912
    @fsg1912 Před 7 lety +29

    joker is a funny he don't give no fucks lol

  • @alexanderwells4402
    @alexanderwells4402 Před 6 lety +8

    The Joker: You really do expect this to be a cakewalk
    Cheetah: I'll make quick work of this hunt
    The Joker: At least you'll die laughing

  • @ioszeged7274
    @ioszeged7274 Před 5 lety +4

    😂
    'I had a crush on you in juniour high'
    supergirl: 'I just Got here"
    I'm dead lol

  • @petfish3454
    @petfish3454 Před 7 lety +18

    Harley scared the sh*t out of me at the end.

  • @baronessofffe142
    @baronessofffe142 Před 7 lety +3

    That jokers just a halinciton summoned by fear gas

  • @theplayer6483
    @theplayer6483 Před 7 lety +7

    joker : still got 9 lives do you?
    lol

  • @Tracks777
    @Tracks777 Před 7 lety +2

    Brilliant work! Keep it up!

  • @sunitaghariya6516
    @sunitaghariya6516 Před 5 lety +3

    I am here only for Harley anybody as

  • @SarujinieUras
    @SarujinieUras Před 6 lety +3

    There are no redeeming qualities to Wonder Woman in this universe, but her lines with Joker were all gold

  • @michaelbrent854
    @michaelbrent854 Před 7 lety +29

    Joker too abusive for any lady.

    • @jaymehiggins0690
      @jaymehiggins0690 Před 7 lety +9

      Michael Brent Not for the masochist ladies. Joker himself is a masochist. It's why he enjoys Batman beating the hell about him.

    • @imamystery2810
      @imamystery2810 Před 7 lety +4

      *Joker has a weird fetish for Batman beating the fuck out of him*

    • @jaymehiggins0690
      @jaymehiggins0690 Před 7 lety +2

      Kingoflive466 gaming She is. Especially in this game.

  • @coreysmith6234
    @coreysmith6234 Před 7 lety +4

    I love joker

  • @julimarquez8893
    @julimarquez8893 Před 7 lety +2

    she waste so many bats after that harley

  • @TheReaper-jc6gs
    @TheReaper-jc6gs Před 7 lety +3

    "I would kiss"
    "I would prefer some rough housing"
    (Insert lenny face here)

  • @deadpoolwrestler7179
    @deadpoolwrestler7179 Před 6 lety +4

    5:04 its true, that's not going to work because, he's dead.

  • @itmustbelove08
    @itmustbelove08 Před 7 lety

    Love this concept. Very cool

  • @whatwhat98
    @whatwhat98 Před 7 lety +9

    I all but gift wrapped your boyfriend. He's not wrong

  • @rubycook6638
    @rubycook6638 Před 5 lety +2

    My DeAr

  • @christhexenomorphking9251

    I kinda wish poison ivy would have said something about harley

  • @christopherhaydon5991
    @christopherhaydon5991 Před 6 lety +1

    JOKER IS THE Jolly Jester of Genocide, what Did u expect?!

  • @alexanderwells4402
    @alexanderwells4402 Před 6 lety +5

    +SMGxPrincess I'm looking for Joker vs the boys

    • @SMGxPrincess
      @SMGxPrincess  Před 6 lety +1

      Alexander Wells czcams.com/video/nv5MAcMDfbA/video.html This is one that's similiar.

  • @BigBossIvan
    @BigBossIvan Před 2 lety

    “I’ll put the fun in your funeral”
    🤣😂😂 that was amazing

  • @thelonedecidueye5744
    @thelonedecidueye5744 Před 6 lety +1

    Best. Joker. Ever.

  • @knightfallprotocol
    @knightfallprotocol Před 6 lety +4

    0:58 is he referring to when he cut his face off and stapled it back on?

  • @Metalman200xdamnit
    @Metalman200xdamnit Před 5 lety

    Joker kind of reminds me of the Hi-Hats in the videogame,The Warriors. The color reminds me of their lieutenants.

  • @code212
    @code212 Před 4 lety

    "As my new mall, you'll do nicely!"

  • @talrasjones6509
    @talrasjones6509 Před 7 lety +16

    How come catwoman and cheetah are not friends

    • @bdm_m1439
      @bdm_m1439 Před 7 lety +6

      Keelan Barron Catwoman had the first comic appearance

    • @ThreeEyedPea
      @ThreeEyedPea Před 6 lety +2

      Talras Jones Other than them both having cat themes, why would they be?

    • @Roberto-fd6dg
      @Roberto-fd6dg Před 4 lety +1

      Because Catwoman is with Batman and Cheetah is working with the Society.

  • @Native_Beats_
    @Native_Beats_ Před 6 lety +1

    That's a scary ass knife!

  • @DestEdits
    @DestEdits Před 7 lety +11

    Cat Woman-"Harleys abusive ex" Joker-"she GAVE as good as she GOT" is that a sex joke or am I dirty minded?

    • @g21sgu70
      @g21sgu70 Před 6 lety

      xDestEdits you're dirty minded 🤣🤣🤣

  • @biwnzixebrxb4786
    @biwnzixebrxb4786 Před 2 lety

    7:58 Joker sums up the entirety of the Wonder Woman

  • @thedlcpack3756
    @thedlcpack3756 Před 7 lety +3

    Why Mr j look like the gentlemen ghost

  • @alexanderwells4402
    @alexanderwells4402 Před 6 lety +2

    +SMGxPrincess I'm looking for Mr. Freeze intros

  • @TheJotaroKujo
    @TheJotaroKujo Před 6 lety +1

    7:04 my favourite pick up line for feminists.

  • @bluelightning627
    @bluelightning627 Před 6 lety +1

    Joker: "I had a crush on you in high school"
    Super Girl: " i just got here"
    Lol gotta get em young i suppose 😂

    • @TheEmpiresStrongest
      @TheEmpiresStrongest Před rokem +1

      Joker a freak bro. Supergirl is basically a teenager and she just got there.

  • @jazmynlungardi3496
    @jazmynlungardi3496 Před 6 lety

    kitty cheschire is daughter of cat woman

  • @girardwhiting2086
    @girardwhiting2086 Před 7 lety +2

    when I hear Harleys voice I hear toot from drawn together and ferra/torr from mortal kombat. is it the same person?

    • @afroman9541
      @afroman9541 Před 7 lety +3

      Girard Whiting Yeah. They're all voiced by Tara Strong

  • @cosmodash6360
    @cosmodash6360 Před 7 lety +4

    What the fuck?! Every character in Injustice basically treats Joker like a small insignificant threat and humiliate him as well... C'mon man, he is basically DC Universe's Devil!

    • @Araraki-Itto1
      @Araraki-Itto1 Před 6 lety

      Cosmin Dash Nah man.....Devil is TOO light a name...hes....hes....ugh...what's worst then a devil?

    • @klillym1461
      @klillym1461 Před 6 lety

      Cosmin Dash humans or human minded creatures, downplay their fears.

  • @virgman9947
    @virgman9947 Před rokem

    why do you always forget Starfire bruh (Kori)?

  • @austinhodge7492
    @austinhodge7492 Před 5 lety

    Why does he look like the gentleman ghost?

  • @carptrapcarnyllectricis4454

    WHAT THE FREAK BRUH!! JOKER WAS ALREADY CREEPY ENOUGH WITH HIS REGULAR SHADER FROM WHEN IN HIS INTRO DIALOUGES HE WAS THE SECOND ONE TO TALK MEANING HE HAD ONLY ONE LINE TO SAY, BUT THE GOD SHADER OH MY GOSH THE WHITE EYES HE GETS ALONG WITH IT IS JUST TOO MUCH FOR ME, AND EVERYONE I AM SO SORRY FOR YELLING WHILE SAYING BUT DANG IN MY OPINION JOKER WITH THE GOD SHADER IS JUST PRETTY MUCH THE CREEPIEST OR AT LEAST ONE OF THE MOST CREEPIEST THINGS ANYONE COULD SEE EVER!!

  • @cartooncrovo6878
    @cartooncrovo6878 Před 4 lety +2

    "i had a crush on you in junior high."
    "you would't have a chance in---"
    *Ivy gets crushed by anvil*
    "TADA!"

  • @danmcelroy9566
    @danmcelroy9566 Před 5 lety

    Make harley beat him

  • @aleksandarvil5718
    @aleksandarvil5718 Před 5 lety

    8:00 - 8:05 😳😳 #REKT

  • @iamrolfie3755
    @iamrolfie3755 Před 7 lety +1

    Why is there no supergirl rule 34 😭😭

  • @swampholegood
    @swampholegood Před 7 lety

    who is that supergirl lookalike

    • @Alcane302
      @Alcane302 Před 7 lety +1

      Power Girl, you can only get her through the Ultimate Edition or the Deluxe edition I believe.

    • @swampholegood
      @swampholegood Před 7 lety

      UndeadAlcane Whats the difference between the two?

    • @Alcane302
      @Alcane302 Před 7 lety

      Not much. They still have the same moveset but their outfits and voices are different.

    • @swampholegood
      @swampholegood Před 7 lety

      UndeadAlcane ah ok

    • @speedfreak9758
      @speedfreak9758 Před 7 lety +2

      Gamey Games powergirl is alternate version of supergirl from earth 2 she is also older.

  • @TheElementsAreWithMe
    @TheElementsAreWithMe Před 6 lety

    "And they call me nuts" yeah but your still the worse

  • @kadarihebron3653
    @kadarihebron3653 Před rokem

    Joker has no rizz he is gay

  • @VictoryReviews
    @VictoryReviews Před 5 lety

    What the fuck is he wearing