The San Jose Sharks: A Legacy of Failure
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- čas přidán 7. 05. 2018
- TRIGGER WARNING: The following video contains scenes that may cause horrible pain for Sharks fans and/or vicarious joy for division rivals.
The unfortunate fact is that the Sharks are my second-favorite team in the NHL. This is why I have to go deep. If you're wondering why the Sharks have a Legacy of Failure despite being so young, you aren't alone. The Sharks themselves don't have it.
To understand their failure, you have to look further into their history. A past incarnation of the club, if you will. Enjoy all of the pain. - Sport
"More playoff success than the Capitals and Blues combined." Possibly the only thing in this video that did not age well.
He should’ve added more teams. Two years in a row, two legacies of failure broken
But Still no Stanley Cup, to show for all those years.
But the Capitals won the Stanley Cup!
@@Ironmonk036 That's the joke, man. Tree says Blues and Caps are worse than Sharks, but ironically both teams wind up with Stanley Cups in 2 years.
Here's waiting, when our chance comes... Still pissed over the last place in our conference...
Hey
"at least you have more playoff success than the Blues and Capitals combined"
- Capitals proceed to win the Stanley Cup
- Blues proceed to win the Stanley Cup
If this isn't proof Tree is a jinx idk what is
I'd rather call this a wake up call for both teams tbh💯
Jinx? Tree did a LOF on the Capitals and Blues and even the Washington Nationals baseball team...and they all WON! 🤣 Meanwhile, the Sharks are cleaning house again!
@@mr.intensity2685 also, the Falcons, Vikings, Mariners and Texas Rangers haven't won shit either yet
She is yes
@@FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouzaRangers are now champs
Tree: You can now boast that you have more playoff success than the Blues and Capitals combined.
Hockey gods: HMMMMM
lol
Hockey Gods: Let’s change that shall we?
Hockey god: allow me to introduce myself
That line aged very poorly #playgloria
That line aged so poorly that it's begging on the streets for someone to notice.
11:15 "Hold your heads high though! You can now boast that you have more playoff success than the Blues and Capitals combined!
Uhhhh about that 😬😬😬
Evan Humphrey now they have the least success compared to the Capitals and Blues 😂🤣
*cues "Gloria"*
Blues and Capitals: hold our cups
The real reason they won their respective cups.
Evan Humphrey maybe it just means it's our turn.......? (He said probably gonna have his heart broken again)
Its all fun and games till UrinatingTree makes fun of your team :(
Royer Ramirez As a Cowboys fan I agree, although good ole Jerry boy had it coming.
Same
You know you hit rock bottom when you get Seat Geeked as well.
it's one thing if your team just plain sucks, but the sharks have always been a cup contender for the last decade. I think that's more frustrating
Washington Capitals Fan, not withstanding last night, 21 years of getting bitch slapped in the second round....., mostly by the Penguins.
As a Sharks fan, well I don’t have anything else to say other than I’m a Sharks fan.
I agree- Wait...Who's chopping the onions here?
Someone is shedding their choker label this year unless it's the Boston Bruins. Hopefully, it's the Sharks.
me to
at least you're in the playoffs almost every year
Yes, at least we get to the playoffs every season, but we really need a strong leader to finally lift the coveted trophy. If Joe Thornton or Joe Pavelski aren't worth their spots, who should replace them? Logan Couture as captain? Trade another player from somewhere?
This aged beautifully
It keeps going
@@ajbolt7and going
@@ajbolt7 except for the blues and capitals part
Agreed
"Hold your heads high though! You can now boast that you have more playoff success than the Blues and Capitals combined."
This statement aged like milk.
Deshi Blacksheep yep 😂🤣
It’s funnier when u realized it happen the same year and after this video was made
@@americanloyalist4599and the blues beat them on their way to the cup
It was inevitable that he would rip into my favorite hockey team, and it did not disappoint.
I always feel like every GM and owner in the league should have as a season-end goal "do not become the subject of a Tree video."
He did say that they were his favorite non-local team too.
As a Boston fan, I've got to watch both shit-talk and shit-eating videos from 'Tree. It's fun.
Same man, same....
As a Sharks fan I was predicting that this will come and it was still a painful video to watch. Still enjoyable though
A1 Video gamer Same
A1 Video gamer not a sharks fan but I’ve seen my own team get roasted. I prefer to give it time first though so it’s less painful
As a Blackhawks fan, I've always kinda wanted good things to happen to the Sharks. This includes ridding themselves of Torres.
I’m happy but also sad at the same it
I remember you from another video, your an A’s fan
“Remember that goalie you traded to Vegas for next to nothing? Yeah look away as he won a cup with the Knights. Keep in mind it’s their 6th year in existence too.”
"And which other goalie won with them?
JONATHAN QUICK.
Yes. THAT Jonathan Quick."
Look I liked the kid and was sad to see him go but let's not kid ourselves, Adin Hill was a right place right time situation. Dont get me wrong, he leveled up come playoffs, but the 4th guy on a team's depth chart doesn't magically become a stud without the team around him playing excellently too, which given the entire team had a positive ± in the playoffs says to me they were dominant in 5 on 5 hockey.
Someone is shedding their choker label this year!
Unfortunately, it's not you!
But now, it’s over
And now that team has won the Stanley Cup
@@JaimeGarcia-oz5fh The Sharks get another trophy of bubonic plague.
Good
And now another team has shed their choker label!
Once again, it's not the Sharks.
You've outdone yourself Tree. This is without a doubt my favorite of the Legacy of Failure series. Well done.
Justinn Zamora I agree with that. Tree has always been improving the quality.
Mine too as the sharks are my favorite hockey team.
It doesn't get any better than REVERSE SWEEEEEEEEEP
It makes me laugh every time. I swear. His stuff is getting better.
The reason he's improving in quality is because the recent videos are longer.
The “Reverse Sweep” is the funniest edit in any of his vids. Change my mind
Lightning sweep video
Dingdingdingdingding!! 💡 ✨️ 🥳 🎉
I can’t believe they blew a 3-0 lead. That’s embarrassing
@@vince11harris the bruins did the same thing vs the flyers in 2010
Sharks are like an underdog story that’s still stuck in Act I
ScruffyLookin1138 Ironic because:
Warriors: A Lolcow for 40 years, yet they still have 6 titles.
49ers: Underachieving pre-Walsh, Shitty for most of York’s tenure, have 5 SB’s and 7 NFC Championships
A’s: Play in a shitty stadium, have a cheap-ass owner, have won the World Series 4 times in Oakland
Giants: Cursed by McCovey then, cursed by old age now, and still have 3 WS titles.
Meanwhile:
Sharks: Near constant presence in the Stanley Cup playoffs. What do they get in return? 1 President’s Trophy, 1 Cup Final Appearance, and enough disappointment to fill the fucking San Francisco Bay.
Chin up, though. At least we aren’t the Florida Panthers?
Or the Toronto Maple Leafs
@@dayleneddins5382 the Leafs won a lot of Cups too
@@Pokemonmaster150b or the Padres
They've had two teams that should've won multiple cups by now, so they're more like underachievers.
2018: "Hold your heads high though, you can now boast that you have more playoff success than the Blues and Capitals combined"
2023: "Hold your heads high though, you can now boast that you have more playoff success than the Blue Jackets and Wild combined"
I swear if those two teams are the next Stanley Cup winners...
WHAT THE CEN YOU TALKING ABOUT
As a long time fan of the Sharks this was pure pain to watch, but it was necessary pain and a cathartic experience. Job well done. San Jose deserves it. I hope one day that they will finally be more than failures in the post-season and win at least one cup. That's all I am asking for at this point. Just one cup.
OcpCommunications same here, pure pain, enjoyable pain but pain nonetheless
I've been asking for one cup since '94
Kings fan here and i think you guys will since every cali team lost their first cup final and won their next one
One day we'll get one....one day
silence averted
This is probably the first time I don't want to punch a fan of a division rival
Patrick Marleau might be a candidate for the saddest career ever. That poor man, he deserved better.
Let me remind you of the Story of Owen Nolan. First Overall by the Nordiques in 90. Traded away by the Avalanche to the Sharks 9 games into the 95-96 season where the Avalanche Won the Cup. Years of Futility/Mediocre Sharks teams before finishing his career as a Journeyman going to the Futility that was Toronto, The Flames, The Coyotes, and The Wild.
Eric Lindros, he was the best player in the world but the NHL didn't care about dirty headshot hits so he had to retire before age 30
@@djjuicyfruit yeah that too
I'd say Jumbo Joe too, they're tied at whatever position they are
Oscar Klefbom?
Who’s here after the San Jose Sharks allowed 10 goals in back to back games?
Definitely me. We are hot garbage!
The Shar(ts)ks are now 16-5 in Goal diff against the Pens with Erik Karlsson.
" By the gods, someone is shedding their chocker label this year !!!......... Unfortunately its not you ! "
The Legacy of Failure shall continue
choker*
How many Sharks fans like me are watching this in pain?
I did as soon as it came up. Why.
I cry everytime
We are Sharks fans. We live in pain
I was preparing for this, but still watching in pain
This honestly wasn't as bad as i thought. Thanks U.T. for putting it up. Even showing positive highlights within... it sums up the Sharks well. Was waiting for Fatty Balloon references and more. Think the Rangers/Vikings one is a little more crazy.
I loved that time machine you did..
TokenBlackGuy well, it’s pretty much confirmed; UT is a Command and Conquer fan, because his Injury sound effect is the death sound effect from Red Alert game, and his ‘time machine’ sound effect is the Chronosphere charging up.
digitalrailroader
Too bad EA killed Command and Conquer.
June 12 2019: “hold your heads high, you now have LESS playoff success than the Blues and Capitals combined” lol😂
Chris' Sports Channel yeah baby! 😂😂😂
I went to a Panthers game last Saturday and they played the Sharks. They blew a 4-0 lead and the Panthers won 5-4. Perfectly sums up the Sharks in my opinion.
Good job as always 'tree!
a 12 minute video uploaded 7 minutes ago, and you already call it good. This is why youtube comments are worthless.
Salty much?
Know what else are worthless youtube comments? The ones like yours that are nothing but nitpicking. We're all obviously here because we're fans of Tree. Stop being such a salty bitch, bitch.
Love your vids Ninh
It just feels really stupid to talk about how great something is when you haven't even seen it. Is this just your oh-so clever way of trying to be first while adding a modicum of effort to go beyond just saying "first!"
Falcons: No one can choke as badly as we did in the Super Bowl.
Sharks: Please, that was one game, we choke every single year.
Blues: Well, at least we have the Capitals. They can't make it past the second round.
Vikings: Not anymore, they made it to the third round.
Browns: We can sh*t talk about the playoffs, we don't ever see it
Indians: I miss when the Cubs were here
Anthony Joseph Sostre You forgot the Rangers!
(Texas) Rangers: That's nothing. We choke in the playoffs, the championship, and in the regular season. We do a bit of everything and we've seen everything!
Clippers: We have a full loaded offensive team but can’t get past the second round! At least we still have a better regular season record than the Lakers.
Lions: you guys think you have it bad, we never gotten close to the Super Bowl
2016 - Caps LOF
2017 - Blues LOF
2018 - Sharks LOF
2018 - Caps win the cup
2019 - Blues win the cup
2020 - Sharks win the cup? EDIT: why was I optimistic about this shithole of a franchise?
Lol
First of all the sharks goalie is shitty anddo y'all need a new coach now just asking 3 things coach goalie new people
As of today sharks will not win.
@@darthzak7970 yeah but predators and Canucks need too
Brendan Chwascinski predators is my birth town so I’d love to see that. I grew up in St. Louis and would love to even see the canucks as well.
Yesterday is the Sharks version of the “they lost to a 40 year old Zamboni driver who works for them”.
congrats CAPS, your team FINALLY got past those penguins.
My gooness, there is a GOD
YAY.......And now there going to get killed by TB
They get sweeped in the next series
... and then you proceed to get ass-pounded by the lightning... my god just hand me the liquor now...
Sonicboom363 The fucking penguins
And the legacy of failure continues in 2019 against a team that hasn’t made the Cup Finals in nearly 50 years.
X. F. D. Sharks.
MisterVercetti blues are out for revenge against Boston
Even worse that team ended up winning the Stanley Cup
Jaime Garcia it would’ve been a Sharks/Leafs final but the gods have spoken.
Blues been in nhl longer then sharks you want to bet win your first cup
Jaime Garcia could be worse though, they could be losing key faces of the franchise
REVERSE SWEEP!! My third favorite hockey moment after the 2 Kings Cup wins
Was the most painful moment for me haha…
Same 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
The fact that Vegas, Washington and St.Louis have all held the cup since then😂😂
As a sharks fan, I love the video, but I was not expecting the part of the Oakland Seals/ Cleveland Barons. Good job!!!
BTW, 4 videos in 3 days, impressive!
Well, he was so sure that the sharks would lose again this year that he probably prepped 95% of this video before the playoffs this year started LMAO
@9:44 😂😂 Besides the language, this is good. That “REVERSE SWEEP” is comedy gold (Price is Right theme music and all)
Me, a Sharks fan even in 2023: Tree's about to rip on my team retroactively and I'm going to both crack up and cry
Nailed it.
I’m literally about to rip this team to shreds, and they’re one of my two favourite teams (the Leafs are the other).
Well the caps just won the cup, this is awkward
Jeremy DeLia07 Blues just made the cup........
yikes.
Winnipeg Jets no
Just no
Winnipeg Jets probably
@Winnipeg Jets how's that sweep prediction working out 😂
San Diego/Los Angeles Chargers: A Legacy of failure.
DA Champs of Mile High he already did, 2 of them in fact
The ice mask gang no he didn’t. Lolcow videos aren’t legacy of failures
Does the '63 AFL Title count?
SaskRider2 it’s not a Super Bowl championship tho
@@SaskRider2 Part of their history, but not in NFL lore.
the LeBronto Raptors Legacy of Failure vid will come very soon.
Jon Fleischmann The Raptors havent been in the league long enough, that’s like doing a legacy of failure or lolcow video on the Texans.
Jon Fleischmann Yes please
MisterMarioKart they've had plenty of opportunities to at least make noise . they had Vince Carter and TMac and if they would've kept them a little longer, they would've been nasty af. but tmac left. Jalen Rose letting Kobe go for 81 on his head. and the constant choking in the playoffs even after having above average or great seasons.
I think the Legacy of Failure would fit more with the Clippers, Nuggets, & Pacers. I want the Clippers more tho
BlueFlAmeXL Pacers are on the come up son . won 6 more games without PG and took LeBron to 7 games. Vic's potential is a superstar if he can continue to develop his game. and he's only 26
The 49ers did it
The Giants did it
The Warriors did it
The Sharks-
WHY CANT YOU GUYS COMPLETE THE RECTANGLE
Triangle? You mean square? Anyway our sharks suck.
@@regional1000 Rectangle
I’m from sf. Was always an Sf giants, 49ers and warriors fan as a kid. Always slept on the sharks cause they’re from San Jose, but I got some sharks gear this month. Learning more about hockey and ready to give my support for the sharks.
@Klizzard
We HAVE a "rectangle" that is the point.
@@kidmack3556 the three points triangle in there logo is supposed to represent the Bay Area big 3 San Francisco, Los Angeles, and San Diego
2019: Erik. Fucking. Karlsson. You managed to pay pennies on the dollar for an elite defenseman and you now have the most stacked defense core in the league. Plus a talented forward core that adds Gustav Nyquist at the deadline. This has got to be the year isn't it?
Round 1, 2019: You're about to get embarrassed by that same damn expansion team again and Martin Jones turned into a pumpkin. Where's the ammonia?
Game 6, Round 1: Apparently Martin Jones drank a potion to reverse the pumpkin spell and forced a game 7 for you. Hold off on the ammonia for now.
Game 7, 3rd period: And you're taking the piss in a big game yet again. Hand me that ammonia right awa… *cue Pavelski getting cross checked and Sharks proceeding to score 4 goals* OH MY GOD LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!
Game 7, 3rd period, under 2 minutes left: Please tell me you're not going to make that go to waste.
Game 7, overtime: *cue Barclay Goodrow's goal* Holy shit they climbed the mountain and pulled off their greatest win in franchise history. Surely this is a team of destiny!
Round 2, 2019: You're about to lose to the Avalanche of all teams? C'mon, this team has been overachieving since February and... *cue game winning goal* you're not choking...
Round 3, 2019: You just got another huge break to go up 2-1 against the Blues. Even the refs are on your side now. *glass shatters* *cue injury noises* apparently the hockey gods were not though. Hand me that ammonia please.
Stanley Cup Final, 2019: Remember when I said you now have more playoff success than the Blues and Capitals combined? Yeah scratch that, they've both won cups the last two years. Least you still have more playoff success than the Coyotes, Jets, Blue Jackets and Panthers.
*Next four years cups will be won by the Coyotes, Jets, Blue Jackets and Panthers. Then Nashville, Buffalo, Vancouver, Ottawa, Vegas, Minnesota and Seattle will just because.
@@lukevacca1537 I sure hope you're right about the Jets winning one.
The Orlando Magic: A Legacy of Failure
Darian Gilliam Worst mistake for Basketball.
The Orlando Magic: Professional Basketball's Vanishing Act.
I'm surprised that the magic don't get ripped on that much considering how bad a franchise they've been
The Orlando Magic: the Burning Tome of Incompetence
Yes
Anyone here after they got beat by the Canucks 10-1?
More goals in one game by the opponent than the team has done this whole season so far 💀
10-2 tonight
Ironically, the Blues are also looking for revenge after their 2016 defeat. They didn't just beat you guys, they curbstomped you in 6 games, especially after getting screwed by a hand pass in Game 3.
You know, now that you brought up the Blues, I didn't realize the Western Conference Finals was Legacy of Failure vs. Legacy of Failure.
I'm a Sharks fan, and a Sacramento Kings fan. So for me, this franchise is a a legacy of success when I watch basketball and stare at the utter horror which is the Sacramento Kings
Light the beam
I'm the Kraken fans
Yeah they like switching NBA to nhl
Thank God you guys are doing well now, we still got Wemby, tho
@@RJ-ht5jl nice team too
Hello Sharkness my old friend...
We've come to lose in the playoffs again....
josh5130 josh5130 and the words, of the pundits speak again
Update:
*2018 Offseason*
You have signed Erik Karlsson! Possibly your last piece to win the Stanley Cup.
*2019*
Here we are again. You are once again in the playoffs but probably going to choke, considering the fact you failed to win the division despite adding Karlsson.
*2019 West Quarter-Finals*
You’re down 3-1 in this series, you have nothing to choke if you suck in the first place.
*Game 7*
Wow you made it to game 7, complete the comeback!
*12 minute mark*
Never mind you’re down 3-0 with under 12 minutes left and... oh my god. Did the Knights just commit a 5 minute penalty?
*5 minutes later*
You’re up 4-3... way to make the Knights choke!
*End of Regulation*
And you blew it and let the Knights tie it with under a minute left, only fitting.
*Overtime*
YOU WON! You completed a great comeback in this game and series! It’s time for the Sharks to finally win the cup! Continue this great story all the way to Lord Stanley! You’re playing the Avalanche with home ice next series!
*West Semi-Finals*
Jesus H. Christ that shouldn’t have been that close. The series went to 7 and you only won that game by 1. But it’s ok, repeat what you did 4 years ago and beat the Blues in the West Final!
*West Final*
The series is split a 2 games a piece as you go back home for game 5, you got this!
*Game 5*
And you get asswiped all the way around the bay.
*Game 6*
That continues into St. Louis as you get knocked around again and shutout ending your Stanley Cup run abruptly.
*2019 Offseason*
Nothing much has changed aside from losing longtime captain Joe Pavelski.
*2020*
You guys are suddenly in the stellar of the league after horrible coaching and shitty goaltending. Firing your coach didn’t even make a difference. Just chill in the stellar while the rest of this pointless regular season is delayed because of the coronavirus.
*2020 NHL Draft Lottery*
I suppose you have two upsides to being one of the seven teams to not qualify for the expanded playoff format:
1) Your in-state rivals in the Ducks and the Kings also failed to qualify, thus sparing you from their laughs for the time being.
2) You finished 3rd-last in the league so you have a good draft pick waiting for you...
Wait, _you gave it to Ottawa in the Karlsson trade?!_ Jesus Christ, you guys are just as fucking infuriating off-ice as you are on it! It doesn't matter that you got another first rounder at the deadline by dumping Barclay Goodrow to Tampa because they happen to be one of the teams that are guaranteed to make it into the first round of the actual Stanley Cup Playoffs. Despite being one of the worst teams in the regular season you will be picking in the bottom 16, while the team with your original pick has both the third and fifth overall selections. All you can do now is pray that Tampa chokes in the first round again.
*2020 Stanley Cup Finals*
Your pathetic prayers are ridiculed by the hockey gods as Tampa wins the Stanley Cup. Barclay Goodrow is now a Stanley Cup Champion. And you will be selecting 31st overall in the draft. More than you deserve to be honest.
*2020 NHL Entry Draft*
With said pick you select Ozzy Wiesblatt, a winger in the WHL. Can't wait to see how you waste him too.
*2020 NHL Free Agency*
Jumbo Joe signs with the Toronto Maple Leafs. His 15-year tenure with you has come to a disappointing yet unsurprising end. (text: If it makes you feel better, he won't win a cup there either.) At least you got Patrick Marleau back for league minimum. Speaking of which, here's a fun fact I discovered the other day: if the NHL goes with an 82-game season like it wants to and Marleau plays in all of them, he'll become the first player in league history to play 2,000 career regular season and playoff games. You better hope the league sticks with that plan, because that's all he's gonna get.
At least we didn't choke in the playoffs again...
Sharks fan since 11 years old in 1991, family still holds on to season tickets. The Seals played in front of tumbleweeds, crickets, and my father who with his friends was a Seals season ticket holder.
We deserve this. Thank you.
Ironically, this video auto played for me after the highlights video of Game 6 🤣
The pain of that 4 OT loss to the Stars, I still feel it when it rains
REVERSE SWEEP....I died
That's worthy of a Double Showcase win.
The San Jose Sharks eliminated from the playoff picture for the second consecutive year brought me here.
Also I would like to point out that in the 2004 Western Conference Final, when the Sharks lost to the Flames in six games, they not only lost to their former goalie Mikka Kiprusoff, they also lost to their former head coach Darryl Sutter (who was fired during the previous and was replaced by Ron Wilson like you mentioned)
Evander Kane is just too good right now
Its funny because he is the joke
bret hart he's the joke? He would school your ass at hockey
Who's Back here after the Sharks lost back to back games while the opposing teams scored 10 goals on them?
5:56 That "Third String goalie traded for a Draft Pick"
That "Draft Pick" ended up becoming some dude named Marc-Edouard Vlasic.
Was he good( I am sorry, I am not a huge hockey guy).
@@radamorann5128 Vlasic was good and one of the best defenseman on the Sharks but now he’s declining :/
Here's how the Sharks have done since this video was uploaded:
*September 13, 2018* - Well, look at that! They make a huge trade just before the season: Erik Karlsson, a skilled defenseman freed from the mess that is the Ottawa Senators. All for the price of... eugh that's actually a hefty package. But never mind that, he'll justify it with his play! No, we're not worried about his injury history, why should we be?
*February 25, 2019* - Ooh, they add Gustav Nyquist to help with their playoff push! Nice work, Sharks. Quick side note though: you're trading quite a lot of draft picks away. Just make sure it doesn't come back to haunt you.
*Western Conference First Round, 2019* - How about that! You overcame a 3-1 series deficit thanks in part to Martin Jones suddenly finding incredible form! Now is the time to be the one to get revenge for last year's defeat! Time to take out those arrogant Vegas Golden Knights!
*Western Conference First Round, Game 7, 2019* - Oh right, this is the Sharks. They go down 3-0 with almost no shot of-- [Joe Pavelski gets hurt] oh dear God! Why do the powers that be hate them enough to kick us while they're down?! I know they called a major penalty on Vegas despite it being a freak accident, but how is that gonna help?!
*Later* - Wait, they scored 4 goals on the ensuing 5-minute powerplay to take the lead? Well, that's cool! Oh wait, Vegas tied it up again, pack it up, you're not gonna win this one. [Sharks win in OT] Huh. I'll be damned.
*Western Conference Second Round, 2019* - Look at you go! You carried that momentum and even beat the Avalanche in 7 games! Ignore that there was yet another controversial call that went in your favor, you are headed to the Western Conference Finals! All we need to do is beat the Blues just like we did in 2016! This is the year, boys, I can feel it!
*Western Conference Final, 2019* - My feelings lied to me. The Blues get their revenge for 2016 and continue their Cinderella run, while the clock strikes midnight on the Sharks and they go home. Even with a THIRD controversial call going their way, they still blew it. Goes to show that maybe they didn't belong here. Can't believe I didn't see this coming. Worst of all, I can't even drown the pain because I'm out of bleach.
*2018 and 2019 Stanley Cup Finals* - Remember what I said about having more success than the Capitals and Blues combined? Just forget I ever said anything.
*June 17, 2019* - Erik Karlsson may not have the production we thought due to injuries (shocker, I know), but that's okay. We can still re-sign him for-- JESUS CHRIST DOUG!!! $11.5 MILLION PER YEAR FOR 8 YEARS?!?!? This is the kind of deal you make AFTER you win a Cup, not before!!
*July 1, 2019* - Okay that was bad, but Doug can still make up for it. All he has to do is re-sign Joe Pavelski. He's the captain, he's a guy the players will rally around, so he'd surely wanna stay, right? Aaaand he signed with the Stars. Fuck.
*October 9, 2019* - Well, at least they brought Patrick Marleau back. Yay?
*December 11, 2019* - The Sharks get in a huge slump for the first part of the season. Peter DeBoer is shown the door for his failures. Vegas can have fun not winning any Cups.
*2020* - The rest of the season turns into a shitshow. They are once again a punching bag and are forced to ship off Patrick Marleau to the Penguins at the deadline. When the season comes to an abrupt end due to a global pandemic, the Sharks are one of seven teams not invited to the expanded playoffs. Well, at least we'll get a high draft pick for being dead last in the Western Conf-- what do you mean we sent it to Ottawa in the Karlsson trade?!
*2020 Draft Lottery* - That pick ends up being the 3rd overall selection. I tried to warn you, Doug. Sigh, at least we got a first round pick at the deadline. Thanks for the overpayment, Tampa! Have fun with Barclay Goodrow!
*Stanley Cup Final, 2020* - Barclay Goodrow goes on to be a big depth piece in back-to-back Stanley Cup victories for the Tampa Bay Lightning because of course he does.
*2020 Offseason* - For the second time in his career, Patrick Marleau returns to San Jose. Well, at least he and Jumbo Joe can retire here togeth-- Jumbo signed with the Leafs? Sigh.
*2021* - To the surprise of no one, the Sharks are a bottom-feeder in their re-aligned division. The only positive is Patrick Marleau breaking the all-time games played record. That and the anniversary jerseys, those are sweet.
*2021 Offseason* - Martin Jones gets to go to the goaltender graveyard known as the Flyers. Fitting for him. Meanwhile, there's a chance Jumbo Joe comes to retire as a Shark... aaaand he signed with Florida. Hope they can at least get him a Cup.
*October 18, 2021* - Evander Kane is a fucking idiot who has so many off-ice issues he might as well be an NFL player. He is suspended 21 games for a fake vaccine card, eventually waived, and sent down to the AHL. His contract is eventually terminated...only for him to sign with the Oilers not too long after. He's their problem now!
*2022* - Even with the divisions being back to normal, the Sharks are once again a punching bag. Doug Wilson resigns due to health issues at the end of the year. The time has officially come to rebuild. Only problem is all the long-term contracts. Ah well, at least we're not as screwed as Vegas.
*July 13, 2022* - And now Brent Burns is gone, traded off to chase a ring with the Hurricanes. It hurts, but it was unfortunately time to do so. The package doesn't hurt either.
*July 26, 2022* - David Quinn is your new head coach. Well you could definitely do worse, I guess?
*August 29, 2022* - We can do better than Adin Hill in net. Let's trade him to Vegas for a fourth-round pick. They can have fun trying to win anything with him!
*2023* - Great news, Sharks fans! Erik Karlsson has finally returned to his past form and puts up a Norris-worthy season! Unfortunately, the catch is that the rest of the team is still a bunch of shit. Players are sold off at the deadline, and you're still deep in the basement. Good thing I got some more bleach.
*2023 Stanley Cup Finals* - The Vegas Golden Knights, thanks to the efforts of your old friend Adin Hill, have won the Stanley Cup. You have now lost the only thing you can hold over their heads.
*August 6, 2023* - Erik Karlsson is now gone. It's a massive three-team trade that sends him to the Penguins. Oh well, time to bring out the tanks!
I'll update as time goes along.
Cool! I’ll check in for updated
2023- Annnnnnnd Vegas makes the cup final. At least Karlsson had a transcendent season! Just in time to possibly trade him and retain a huge chunk of his ginormous salary. Brilliant.
2023 Stanley Cup Final - Remember Adin Hill? The guy you just traded? He lead the Golden Knights to their first Stanley Cup title.
2023 - You then proceed to completely collapse and finish with the 2nd worst record in the league. At least Erik Karlsson is good again. Just in time for you to trade him away because he doesn't want to be involved in your tank. Oh yeah remember that expansion team you lost to a few years ago? They may or may not have just won the Cup. *Cut to Mark Stone lifting Lord Stanley*
You also traded away one of your goalies to them. And he ended up being the hero for Vegas in net. Good God, can you guys EVER get ahead!?!?!?!?
@@gabrflyan6364 Welp you managed to trade him as expected. And its to whadaya know, T H E F U C K I N G P E N G U I N S.
The stale memes will never die.
As a casual fan of the NHL.. this history lesson was awesome...didn't know the Sharks passed through Cleveland and are technically an expansion team in my lifetime.. great vid as always keep it up (from South Africa)
Technically Dallas passed through Cleveland.
REVERSE SWEEP!!!!!
One of the greatest achievements of the Kings franchise
And that Kings team goes on to win the Stanley Cup
@@secretagentzacharyofsanjos315 I was there when that happened
@@KJSCalderon best kings achievements are in order '12, '14, Reverse Sweep, Great One Trade.
The San Jose Sharks eliminated from Stanley Cup Playoff contention three years in a row for the first time in their history brought me here.
And soon to be 4 and counting.
This coming up on my feed all of a sudden is hilarious
As always, great video.
Although, you forgot to mention one thing. The Golden Seals were so desperate to get people to come to their game they hired a girl (who was the girlfiriend of their stick boy at the time) to skate around the ice naked during time-outs.
I really wish I was making that up.
WillBTheBassist This is to funny. Might have to check it out...for research purposes
WillBTheBassist can you post a link for that for research purposes?
Here ya go, perv! www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/california-golden-seals-story-documentary-itunes-watch-director-mark-greczmiel-interview-gretzky-meloche-streaker-white-skates/
Here's one with the photo of the naked chick www.thehockeynews.com/news/article/advice-for-golden-knights-don-t-be-like-the-golden-seals
This is too funny!
Good lord, the foreshadowing when he said the Sharks have more playoff success than the Capitals and the Blues combined. They both now have Cups.
And now Vegas won the cup as well.
"The league disapproves moving the North Stars."
*cough*
ghettofridge at least they won a Cup in Dallas
Norm Green: im about to end this teams whole career
so that was a fucking lie
What a franchise timeline!
1967-1970: Oakland Seals
1970-1976: California Golden Seals
1976-1978: Cleveland Barons
1978-1991: Who cares!
1991-?: San Jose Sharks
Out of all the franchises, “Who Cares?” was probably the most successful.
@@ABCEasyas-- To be fair, the Sharks/Seals/whatever didn't play a single game during that time span (1978-1991) and they still did better than the toronto make-believes (note the lowercase letters).
It took me this long to realize UTree used the instrumental track to Fear Factory’s Zero Signal. Classy.
Who's watching this after seeing the St. Louis Blues knock them out in the WCF?
Hello sharkness my old friend
Spike God - Brawl Stars underrated reply XDDD
I’m here one year after they won the Cup against Boston
As a Kings fan, that 2014 playoff series against the sharks was the best. We’re trash now, but worth.
This video is even more relevant now than it was 5 years ago
Hopefully UrinatingTree has restocked on the liquor. If not it's back to the bleach! If no more bleach I can assume UrinatingTree has died. Thanks a lot 2019 San Jose Sharks!
Woah I was waiting for a congratulations SJ Sharks, but as a sharks fan looks like I got much more! :)
Me too! I'm happy that we got a full 12 minute video. Shows that he has been working on this video since probably last season.
is it an honor or an insult if Tree makes a video about your team?
Royer Ramirez both
*conglaturation
With the St. Louis Blues breaking through, here are my latest Top Five most snakebitten teams in the NHL.
1. Toronto Maple Leafs
2. San Jose Sharks
3. Vancouver Canucks
4. Buffalo Sabres
5. First incarnation of the Winnipeg Jets/Arizona Coyotes
The Chargers of the NHL
2019-20 Season
You couldn't even close to the Playoffs even with the expanded format due to Covid.
2020-21 and 2021-22 seasons
Welcome back to the Basement Sharks
22-23: “Hey Erik and Timo are having a great season. Let’s tank and get some picks. We could get a pick from those silly Knights. Send that Hill kid over. There’s no way they’re going to win the cup with him in the net.”
2023-24: You are absolute dog shit. You have two consecutive games where you concede 10 goals. Welcome to being the modern-day Seals!
If the Capitals win the cup this year, im glad you made this cuz it means we’ll win next year
Nathan Brill It’s Washington, they’ll lose to an expansion team.
Nathan Brill capitals and cup in the same sentence?
The Real Jay Stone actually, they will lose to a team that is 25 years old
Nathan Brill caps out to tampa
Venomous Soup The Golden Knights are only 1 year old?
They're The Vikings of the NHL, they always choke in the playoffs despite being a consistent playoff team
i had no idea the SHarks had choked so much
@11:22. That awkward moment when both the Blues and Capitals won a cup before the sharks won one
Wow 😂
To be fair, both of those teams waited longer to win a cup than the Sharks did.
Not awkward since both those teams had been around for 40+ years before they won and the Sharks are not even 30 years old.....
And The Nationals Won An World Series LOL Damn
Cinemaker still is hilarious
2:18 Beautiful editing job. That deserves an award.
wow lol😂😂
as a die hard Sharks fan i know all to well the feeling of having your heat riped from my chest and having it replaced by sadness and sorrow every April. that was a damn good video. hate to relive the bullshit endings and especially this recent loss to vegas. but it is what it is. keep up the great work bro. 👍
2021: Another disappointing season, shocking. At least, Patrick Marleau has the NHL record for the most games played.
Thats no surprise, the fucking coach has at best a dead last place in eastern conference with Florida and continues to complain on his own lines doing badly. Why the fuck did you put them on the ice in that situation then coach!?
An overpayed diva at the defensive line that only talks in "me, you know" form and never thinking team first. Guess what im seeing every time the opposition is in Sharks D-zone? a fucking pylon that gets 11.5 million per season. Im ashamed of even being from the same country as that bastard!
And at the absolute back we have a goalie with a long term contract that before every period starts gotta think of being a hooker the first 5 minutes and let 1 in, cant even save a beach ball to save his own life. "i gotta be more consistent with my saves." well fuck you, youve been consistently bad for 3 years straight being number one goalie and struggling getting a save percentage at even 90%
If WHA stats counted he wouldn't even be close
Time to add yet another chapter to their illustrious legacy of failure...
BeastlyCobra two words Hand Pass
As a Sharks fan, this video is completely accurate.
As a UT fan since back when he did Sega Genesis Game reviews and a Sharks fan since sometime in the late 90's, I was waiting for this one for a while.
It did not disappoint.
Unlike the 2014 Sharks.
And the 2009 Sharks, who choked it while I had the misfortune of living around Ducks fans.
2018 offseason: After last year’s embarrassment we need to go big this year boys. Acquire Mike Hoffman from the Senators just to dump him into the dumpster fire that is the Florida Panthers two hours later for some picks. All this done to dump cap and set up to do something huge in the offseason. The Sharks fail sign John Tavares but decide to go with plan B.....Erik Fucking Karlsson. Now the boys are getting serious. Acquiring the best defenseman in the game via trade and Evander Kane’s big contract extension are proof that the Sharks are going all in this year. They know that time might be running out so they decide to make it count while they still can. Sure Karlsson is injury prone now, he only has one year left on his contract, and he said beforehand that he had no commitments to re-sign with you but still, it’s Erik Fucking Karlsson. Just the thought of him and Brent Burns together on the same powerplay unit is enough to make the league afraid of you and consider you favorites to win the Stanley Cup. Should be an interesting season.
2018-19 season: Karlsson struggles out of the gate, can’t stay healthy for shit, and is extremely inconsistent when he is healthy. At least he can still play in the all-star game this year.....and then he misses the rest of the regular season.....well shit. Regardless though you have another good season. Brent Burns has gone super saiyan again and is having another fantastic year. The powerplay is just about as good as advertised and you nab Gustav Nyquist at the trade deadline to help you on your playoff run. You even manage to secure home ice advantage in a first round rematch with the Knights. Should be an interesting series and you’ll get Karlsson back for the playoffs as well. Let’s see what happens.
2019 1st round: You’re losing 3-0 in a god damn game 7 on home ice and you’re about to an expansion team for the 2nd year in a row!? Are you serious boys!?
Late 3rd period: Nevermind, the hockey gods reward you with a 5 minute powerplay and you come back to score 4 powerplay goals en route to winning the series in 7. Sure Vegas May have tied the game late but you manage to complete the comeback in overtime as Barclay Goodrow goes from the guy who almost cost you game 6 and the guy who got almost no ice time all game 7 long to the savior you needed. Well done boys. You’re going to play the Avalanche in the next round and you erase last year’s embarrassment.
2019 2nd round: You manage to beat the Avalanche in 7 games and now you’re going back to the Western Conference Finals for the first time in 3 years. Sure you were expected to beat the Avalanche much easier than you did but you still beat them nonetheless. Cup ambitions are high in the Bay Area.
2019 Western Conference Finals: You get beaten to a pulp by your choking brothers in the St. Louis Blues. A team dead last in the NHL in early January and you lose to them in 6 games. I guess having those refs kicked out for the rest of the playoffs didn’t help your case after all now did it!? Maybe you should try not having all sorts of injuries to go into a series next time. But wait, this is the Sharks we’re talking about. Even if you were fully healthy going in and even if Erik Karlsson had lived up to your expectations this year you still probably would have found a way to choke the playoffs away. By the way how did Mike Hoffman do in Florida this year?
Oh yeah, and now your choking brothers are Stanley Cup Champions. To think when you played them 3 years ago and went to the Finals you couldn’t get it done. Now 3 years later, they beat you and finish the job. More salt in the wound to this joke of a franchise.
Oh did I mention that that conditional 1st round pick you were forced to give up for Erik Karlsson as a price for going to the Western Conference Finals is now the 3rd overall pick and Ottawa will now have a chance at one of two potential game changing players in either Tim Stutzle or Quinton Byfield!? Man that Karlsson trade is looking worse and worse for you every single day isn’t it? At least you managed to fleece Tampa Bay out of a 1st round pick for Barclay Goodrow though...I can’t even say that with a straight face.
@@Bbpagewolf 2019-20 season: And just like, the Sharks--as a tribute to their old origins as the Seals--are back in the basement. Dead last in the Western Conference. As a result of the pandemic declaring the regular season over, not only do you miss the playoffs, but guess what, you're not even in the draft lottery. Ottawa now has TWO picks in the draft lottery. Really hope Erik Karlsson was worth it
2020-21 season: Well at least it can't get any worse. **BOOM** And it turns out Evander Kane owes millions in debt due to his gambling. Well, this sucks
2021-2022: Congratulations San Jose! You are now one of hockey's biggest lolcows and are too cap strapped with crusty old players signed to albatross contracts to do anything about it, dooming the future of your franchise for years to come. Turns out that snorting post-Cup window copium was actually a bad idea. In one final blow of desperation, Doug Wilson takes Tomas Hertl prisoner for the rest of his prime. Sharks fans, welcome to hell. Have a consolation prize in Ryan Merkley. At least you have the 11th overall pick this year. Now don't blow it.
@@gabetalks9275 Oh did I mention that Evander Kane went to a division rival and went god mode Edmonton this year? You couldn’t even get something for him.
Remember when the Sharks were actually a playoff team?
Ah, the good old days…
We pissed our chance away, and we have virtually no superstars apart from Karlsson. And yes I’m a Sharks fan.
We got fucked over in the lottery…
And now we may start tanking in the 2023-24 season. As a Sharks-obsessed Sylveon, I am completely screwed, but they’re fucking done.
@@ResoluteMujigae ...and now Karlsson was traded to a Penguins that doesn't want to do a much needed rebuild
The Seattle Mariners: A Legacy of Failure
Anyone here after big game 7 win against Vegas?
Sam Kurian yes
Sharks are great at embellishments
lol you call that a win? Sharks choked all throughout the series, literally got the shit beaten out of by the knights. You guys had ZERO chance of beating the vegas if it wasn't for that atrocious 5 minute major call.
Tom Nitmore we still had no chance but Vegas PK shit themselves. You can’t blame the refs for giving up 4 pp goals in 4 minutes. Cant blame the refs when they handed Vegas game 2 and didn’t cause their PK to collapse or the 3-1 lead
Tom Nitmore hater and a half
THIS is the last remaining NHL Legacy of Failure
As of now. The Canucks and Sabres are not far behind.
Well, this and Bruce Boudreau.
*cough* Toronto *cough*
If the capitals can finally win it the sharks can do it
If the Blues don't beat them to it this year.
@L Are you sure?
@L That comment did not age well!
L haha
@L San Jose has been in the Stanley Cup final too, you know... And I'd have to say that Vegas got it all handed to them the first year, they had so many talented players.
I was waiting for this video and was not disappointed 100/10
As a sharks fan, this is painful but all true.
"DON'T GO FULL SHARKS ON US AGAIN THIS YEAR, BOYS!!!" is my fave quote
Could literally be said every single year
So far this will not end this season
I love the amount of work you put in ...Keep it up!!!!!!!
This entire video is indeed a very fair assessment. Damn the Sharks are so disappointing. At least with the Raiders for a while, you knew they would suck, but with the Sharks, they always go to the playoffs but they always fail in the playoffs. Their window is closing fast as their core is getting quite old and will retire only a few years from now. They need to get over the hump and win a cup before it's too late.
BroadswordMedia the window closed a long time ago. Their leaders are all gutless and don’t care about winning
BroadswordMedia they’ve never had the best roster in the league though
According to the rest of the league Sharks' window is closing for the last decade or so. And they're still up there. And if this season showed us anything it's that they'll stay there for awhile.
While I agree that their current core is aging, they have a future core that's still quite young. Hertl, Donskoi, Sorenson, Labanc, ,and Meier are all under 26 years old (notice how they're all forwards. Their only two competent defensemen, Vlasic and Braun, are both 31, which is already a problem), and Jones is still only 28. I think that in terms of goal-scoring, the Sharks are going to be pretty set for a decent stretch of time.
Philip Brightslymore Don't forget Kane, I hope he is there to stay. He has growing to do, but he could be good.
No reverse sweeps as Vegas wins Game 6 in Dallas and Miami wins Game 7 in Boston.
Update: Heat loses Game 6 in a last second heartbreaker and must now play Game 7 in Boston. The Golden Knights choke at home and must go back to Dallas for Game 6.
Unfortunately, the Vegas Golden Knights and Miami Heat advanced to their finals with the Knights winning it all while the Heat lost to the Denver Nuggets in five.
Joe thornton is too good right now
*insert jaws theme*
7:30 The Mickey Mouse organisation known as the Ducks. It has quite a literal meaning as they were founded in 1993 by Disney, as the Mighty Ducks of Anaheim.
But being a Sharks fan is like having your hopes and dreams flushed down the toilet of mediocrity. Happens to me every fucking year.
10:49
The Blues turn has come
Davis Winn and they did it!!!