SHIT TONGAN PARENTS SAY!
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- čas přidán 23. 08. 2024
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"GO, GO. TELL YOUR FRIENDS I SPARE YOUR LIFE TODAY!!!!" Had me dying at this line!! 😂😂
Me to hahahahahaha
"Tell yo friends that I spare yo life today.......and I stalk them too" 😂😂😂
the ta'e ofa part is the most truest LOL.
Even if you 'forget' to wash the plates the parents will call you ta'eofa and make you feel hekka guilty for a lifetime LOL
"WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" Honestly, I have no idea how Tongan mothers just have that inkling of knowing that you're going somewhere without you even telling them.
😂😂😂 Not only Tongan mums, all island mum be like this lmao
+Peterson Ngahe right hahaha my mom is like this
Fa'atonu Tekori 😂😂😂 Same here!
+Peterson Ngahe Exactly!
All poly mamas are like this. They got master instinct😂
I'm Tongan and my dad hisses all the time
Same xD
Everything Is a Conspiracy Theory -.- XD
My dad does that all the time OMG
Same with my dad lol
do Samoans hiss like Tongans do? just curious.
2021 AND STILL GOLD
when i was a kid sometimes my dad would climb out of my bedroom window then i finally asked him why and he told me my mum wouldnt let him go kava haha she always accusing him of showing off to the tou'a.
Accurate 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾
Hi am the future
"YOA MOM ISSA TEVOLO, TA'E!" LMAOOOOOOOO
2:40 just revived one of the memories I lost 😂
this is probably the best poly "shit say" video.
"You know your dad, he from the BUSH!": AHAHAHHAHAHAH
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
duuuddeeeee! i watched this years ago and watchin it again in 2017. Still Hella Fuxkin Funny. lol
3:24 - 3:55 when my parents get in fight.
By far the funniest impressions of Tongans I've ever seen..... """Mathafack"",.. I love my togans brothers to death.. And I'm arab
My mom and dad r just alike like this!!!! Mostly my dad he hisses every time I annoy him and I be like "okaa" and hug him because i hate seeing my dad be mad, my dad's samoan, mix Tongan, french. And my mom is Hawaiian, mix Mexican, pototican,irish.
And 0:42 - 0:58 that's like my mom when my dad tries to leave to kava every Friday and Saturday, and that's me when I bother my dad, lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🥰🥰🥰🥰 LOVE THISSSS!!
This video will forever live on in my memory 😂😂😂🔥🔥
I literally had to stop in between this video!!! Because if I kept going!!! I would have crapped my pants from laughing!!!
Half Tongan but once again.. this vid's on point. My mama has those overly dramatic phrases like the end. Funny shiet
2:22 made me laugh
I'm Samoan and this is very similar to what we go through. Really funny! Please post some more videos. You 2 are the best! Thank you.
"DEVOLO, DEVOLO" lmao.
LMAO! The struggle of having Tongan parents in America haha.
I thought he said "Tell your friends I smell your life to death" When he said "Spare your life today" LOL
Love the Raven pic, brings back memories.
Still watching 2019!!!! Ifi da maka?!?! Lol
This made me laugh and beam with pride at the same time :) 3:42 was my favorite though -- when part of the mustache falls off.
3:24 "You know yo dad...." lmao
"GO! GO! Tell your friends I spare yo' life today!" hahahaha! hella funny!
ROFL @ TUPOU TUPOU TUPOU. TALI MUA E TELEFONI. KO AU SIUTITI MEI UMER-IKA. omg!!! Guys I can't stop laffing!!!
If you watching this in 2020 this is still FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏽♂️🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯ITS TIME TO COME BACK YO!!!
0:46 "The Air" 😂😂🤦 I'm done
"I hate your Mom." "I was hear that!" Hahahaha !!!
"tell your friends i spare your life today!" LMAOOOOO
BRING ME SOME PAPER TOILET- the toilet paper behind her😂😂😂
"Go! Tell your friends I spared your life today!" Haahahah XD
This never gets old.
Lol very last part where the dad say "And tell em that i stalk thm too!" Omg hella funny!!!!! xD
"the what? Money for what? Get the bleep outta here!" ___________#flatlining. Tooooo funny!!!
" are you water the plants ? " bahahahaha ! Mayneee i be dracking up ! Hahaha .
that 9ers gear doe
Whenever I'm having a shit day I watch this and get inspired! You guys rock!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOVING THE "NOFO MA'U NA'A HA'U HA ULIULI O FANA'I HO US* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA more more more !! big ups !!
10yrs later - and this video is still OG the funniest shizz 😂😂😂 e e eeee fakamai haha
HAH!!!!
"Tell your friends I spare your life today!"
Pretty original stuff.
Im Samoan, Dis is a funnie Video
ROTFLMAO!! Love the bit where she is angry in the kitchen washing the dishes and then the watering the plants bit LMAO!! That's my mum straight upp...
"Tell your friends I spare your life today" hahahahaha
2:23 Had me rollin! lmfaoooo! Something my mom would say..bwahahahaha!
2:57 - 3:02
Aha she asks for toilet paper and behind her is toilet paper..LMAO..
"Tell Your Friends i Spare Your Life Today!" lol :)
this is just awesome stuff, cracked up like a maniac LOL. taahine ta'eofa mo'oni!!!!!!!!!!!!!! loooooool
Oh fugg real tongan😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2:22 iconic🤣🤣🤣
my favorite part was when the daughter is coming home late at night and the dad goes WHA!?!! SURPRISEEE!! LMAOOo!! ahahahahaha i'm half samoan and that's exactly what i used to do lols!
I like how the mom was like PILA LINI O MAI HO PEPA BAFFROOMOO. When the toilet paper was behind her hahahah.
8lmao SOOO good. *goes and watches parents for a lol*
Too FUNNY! "Silini ke ha??!" -I can relate to that one. LOL!
LMAO @ Stay Home B4 A Man Rap Yo Ass!!Fkn CLASSIC.
you know they showed this on tv in NZ. It on a show called polyfresh. Type up : Part 2 of 2 FRESH hosted by Digby Ioane Wallaby
Hahaha LOL @ the "You know your dad..." and "Your mom is the devil woman..." parents always say that!
You guys need to make another video already!!! My friends and I haave been waiting :)
Aye aye aye aye aye ayeeeee... where you going, where you going??? My cuzzin sifa is hella funny!!!... :)
1:16 SUHPLISE!! Open yo eyes, OPEN YO EYES!!! hahahahaahahahahahahaha
LMAOOOOOOOO EVERYTHING YOU DEPICTED OUR PARENTS IN THIS, WAS HELLLLLA ON POINT! LOVE THIS ONE AND THE SHIT POLY GIRLS SAY...LOL
Do more Tongan vids please!!! So fkn funny
WAS GOOD SEEING THIS CLIP COME ON FRESH TV HERE IN NZ... YAAAY!
I’m here for 2:22 😂😂
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH I CAN RELATE TO EVERYTHING!! 😂😂😂❤️❤️
if y'all aren't mixed with black then why the fuck y'all got nappy hair where that shit come from
@@chanelcoco1838 You do realise some Tongans have frizzy/curly hair?
omg im fijian but my mom is samoan and tongan and she is exactley like that!
I have ALOT of memories with the BELT errrrrrwhere
are you water the blants?!.....TAAHINE TAE OFA MOONI KOE!! hahaha LOVE this!!
The dad be open your fcking eyes
@ohbabyilikeitrawr the dad also had an asian accent...which is besides the point because it was HILARIOUS! Good job!
omg i've seen tongan oldies go with their own kava cups ahahaaha
Oh my gossssshhhhh I just died watching this... omg!! This is sooooooo funny!! "Wea are you Koing??" lol Thank you Silencio for making these videos and to your hecka funny friend (Sorry don't know your name). But you guys are hilarious!!! Keep it up!
OMG my dad does the has noice to all the dang time when I ask him a question 😂 this is the same thing that happens in my life OMG
You are HECKA VELA! like HECKA FIFISI!...lol. Luvin it !
go teo yo frens I spare ur life 2day teo dem I stalk dem 2 lol
HAHAHAHA I love how she's like WHERE ARE YOU GOING! hahaha. my mom be doin that to all of us, ALL da Time.. lol.. and lol at how dads be trynna faikava. lol
woop woop!!! Thank you guys sooooo much for making my boring days at Uni lectures seem alot happier!! LOL LOL!!! I Have definitely found a remedy for these boring lectures! LOL!!
This is hilarious! omg embarassed that I could relate to some of this stuff!
LOVE THIS!!! MAKING ME SMILE N LAUGH CAUSE IT IS SO TRUE... YOU 2 ARE HECKA VELA!!!
"YOUU KNO YO DADD...HE IS A STUPID BALDASS BUSHMAN..." HAHAHAHAHAHA
"SUPPLIESSSSS!!!" Hahahahaha
Mama has ultra instinct I swear😂😭
Lol tell yo friends i spare you life today hahaha!!
I like how they tape the mustache
Lol ain't this the truth tho!! Lol keep em coming- yah Bella funny tho!!
Was that a photo of Haifa on your wall? :)
We didn't notice the toilet paper was behind me til after we were done filming.
Still dying 😭😂😂😂
Now this is what you call comedy!! lol
Love watching your guys videos! Keep them coming!!
HAHAHAH! im samoan but i can relate to this lol the tongan language seems interesting lol malo aupito
yell your friend I SPARE YOU LIFE TODAY
"Yo mom ishhh a devil woman!" HAHAHAHAHAA
I can't stop watching. Too entertaining. Great job @ silencioslap & @gstaufa!!! Im Samoan...but there were def parts that u could relate to. For example..."r u water da plants..." Hahahaaa. Thank u for the island comedic relief. @marika talivakaola: Ur hashtags r a disgrace! #StayOnUrJobHater. :)
My teti always calling her the devil 🤣
MAFUKI MAI USI MAHA'E U'A TA'E A! SI'I! lmfaooooo
ifi maka, hahaha that just made my day!!!!!!!!!!
HAAUEEEEEEEEEEEEE... LMFAOOO YOU GUYSS ROCK ONELOVESS ALL THE WAY FROM NEW ZEALAND!..:) LOVE IT!!!