“Amelia,” Mr. Rogers said, passing her an empty potato sack, “use this sack and help me with this kidnapping.”. He pointed to a sleeping child in the middle of the room. Amelia nodded, and walked over to the child. “Yes, Amelia, you’re doing perfect- wait, what are you doing?”. Amelia draped the sack over the child like a blanket and gave them a kiss on the forehead. “No, I meant I need you to do some kidnapping, not help a kid-napping. Put that idiot in the sack!”. Amelia nodded, then placed the sack over Mr. Rogers’ head and tied up the opening.
Even as an elementary school kid, I quickly figured out what the easiest/best way to handle Amelia Bedelia was. Always assume she will take everything she's told 100% literally and carefully word your speech to her in a way that leaves no room for misinterpretation. Granted, if the other characters in the stories had done that, the stories would have been much less funny!
I never really appreciated Amelia Bedilia until I was older. The repetition and everything is clearly meant to drill word play into children's heads. It intuitively and comedically teaches children very basic fundamentals of the English language. Amelia Bedilia can also be a great tool for people trying to learn English. Especially the less literal side of it, which can be a whole other chore in itself.
It's been a very long time, but I think that's how at least one of the books ended? With her employers deciding after she screws up multiple basic tasks that she made good enough lemon meraigne(?) pie to put up with being extra literal with her? Though if there were more than one book, that lesson may not have stuck too long...
Parody aside, I never really realized the point of these books until I revisited these parodies. It's a very good and fun way to teach young children the fundamentals of English idioms, expressions, and other things that are never meant literally. A lot of these things DO NOT come naturally to non-native speakers, so I feel like Amelia Bedilia is often underappreciated for how educational it is.
"Amelia, make me some dinner." **Amelia grabs a knife and walks towards Mr Rogers** "Oh god, please Amelia don't kill me" **Proceeds to harvest but not kill Mr rogers over a very long painful time, all while cooking him**
@@szczepan4737 NOOOOOOO! DON'T BURN MISSILE! *ahem* I mean, what's the matter, Wright? Why are you screaming? ... ... ... if the blue haired gentleman would kindly detach his hamon sword from my cravat-
Just a obedient servant, just tell her to remember to ask specifically what you mean when you ask for something that could be taken badly, such as the baby shower or arm chair. The brainstorm one was dumb
"Mmmm!" said Mr. Rogers. "This stew is simply divine. What did you put in it?" "Well you did say were having some guests for dinner tonight." said Amelia Bedelia with a smirk. Mr. Rogers dropped the spoon as his jaw dropped and the color left his face. "Oh no, Amelia! You didn't..."
@@gyhsntdbb9237 Thanks for that helpful comment You know at first I thought life wasn't worth living But ever since I saw this inspirational post I thought... Hey maybe life isn't all that bad
He never said "I wish" in the start of his sentences. But then again, you can't wish for more wishes. I think he lives in a universe where genies get no rules, or Amelia is an exiled Eldritch Goddess and not a genie.
my theory is she's an eldritch being who just likes being around the mr rogers and dutifully follows what it thinks he wants with no compassion for others
"Dear god!" Cried Mr. Rogers, realizing what he did. Unbeknownst to him, Amelia left the grounds and returned shortly after retrieving the head of a deer god.
@@ShoulderMonster Yeah, pig-in-a-blanket. Basically it’s a pint sized hot dog with the bun wrapped all the way around. I once got a pair from one of those newfangled touch screen things at Sheetz, and they’re delicious.
I mean, it would probably give him severe trauma/PTSD from seeing so many organs splattered on the window. Plus, him asking for that probably killed so many innocent people.
I like to think that really is her power, like, the "baby shower" is clearly supernatural, I imagine she doesn't take the arms or brains off/out of anyone, she just materializes them out of thin air, like she's got cartoon hammer-space powers.
She's like one of those old Genie myths the ones where they misinterpret your wish in the worst way possible. With a dollop of Carl from Llamas with Hats tossed in for good measure
I’m trying to decipher this comment- I think they meant She is the type of maid to keep people that have been tortured and are now dying in a castle basement. I don’t even know if that makes sense ;-;
This was a comic I drew for Dorkly YEARS ago. It was probably my most viewed comic -- when they closed it was still listed as one of the top viewed comics period.
You know, I thought for the longest time I thought I had a false memory of these children's books from the mid-80's...that I had made up Amelia Bedelia. But now this video proves they did exist and I was not the only one disturbed by this character's abilities... She's like a mute unintentionally malignant eldrich entity... Horrifying. This only makes me worry more about the other big children's book out at the time...the one with the seven Chinese brothers each with a superpower.
I remember reading Amelia Bedelia all the time when I was little, but in the books I read her employer was a woman…guess Mr. Rogers decided the brainstorm was too much 😅😂
Her problem is that she takes everything literally. For instance when Mr. and Mrs. Rogers asked her to dress the chicken she actually put clothes on the chicken!
Amelia you're pretty impressive you made me use 20% of my power I will have to break out my Scooby Snacks it dawned on him on what Shaggy said Amelia reaches for his dog Shaggy says like you force my hand as the entire universe implodes
Her books were part of my childhood, I used to ask my parents if she was stupid because she's just as competent as Patrick Star. My parents just said "Don't ask that.". But now as an adult, I can come up with two conclusions, she's either stupid or she's an alien who got hired as a maid and she's so ignorant to Earth culture, she always screws up. (If Marvel taught me anything, aliens can look just like us, they're just more ignorant to Earth culture)
When I was a kid I would entertain my younger siblings with horrid stories of Amelia Bedilia just like this XD I can't wait till they each see this video XD
I never realized how dark Amelia Bedelia could be, just imagine the horror when a little kid just sings for fun "catch a tiger by its toe, if he hollers let it go!"
Top 10 characters who could defeat Thanos in seconds
1. Amelia bedelia
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zachary schaloff wrong, shaggy is 1 while shes 2
@@b2agy930 You utter fool. Shaggy *_IS_* Amelia Bedilia.
@@tasertag7513 how could've i been so foolish
Andres Salvat oh no
“Amelia, do you think I’m an open minded person?”
“Not yet...”
Amelia: *proceed to open your head*
Also Amelia: now you're an open minded person
Wait a second...
John Both made Lincoln open minded
*it was to late.*
*the deed was done*
"Amelia Bedelia," said Mr. Rogers, "you take everything literally."
So Amelia Bedelia took everything. Literally.
Amelia took the kids
@@revimfadli4666 “amelia give me back the kids”
legitimately takes the kids’ backs and gives them to him
czcams.com/video/gpaOy8b8X6A/video.html
@@diino8081 rephrase the statement:
"Give me my kids back"
@@lostlogic6911 yes that makes more sense
"Hey Amelia, can you help me burn some calories?"
"AMELIA, PUT DOWN THE FLAMETHROWER!"
But it was too late
The deed was done
There is no god
Only…
Amelia Bedelia
lmao the flammenwerfer
*aggressively grabs shot gun*
Meet the Pyro
@@mrhalfwit972 flamshaksbkzs
“Amelia,” Mr. Rogers said, passing her an empty potato sack, “use this sack and help me with this kidnapping.”. He pointed to a sleeping child in the middle of the room.
Amelia nodded, and walked over to the child.
“Yes, Amelia, you’re doing perfect- wait, what are you doing?”.
Amelia draped the sack over the child like a blanket and gave them a kiss on the forehead.
“No, I meant I need you to do some kidnapping, not help a kid-napping. Put that idiot in the sack!”.
Amelia nodded, then placed the sack over Mr. Rogers’ head and tied up the opening.
This one was strangley wholesome
Lol
hahah genius
lmaoo
Uhhhhh I found what I was looking for?
"Amelia, play the organ"
"no, not that kind of organ"
Oh no, I can see it.
Curse you, Christian Jude Bernano
r/CursedComments
@@lukasleibrecht7054 😂
@Olivia 🗿
@Olivia sus
They never explain why she wears a 19th century maid outfit.
Because it's cute as hell
@@hanasong8013 don't touch her
@@myyoutubeaccountgotsuspend8666
I wanna
@@hanasong8013 *Do it.*
Why *wouldn't* she wear a 19th century maid outfit?
Even as an elementary school kid, I quickly figured out what the easiest/best way to handle Amelia Bedelia was. Always assume she will take everything she's told 100% literally and carefully word your speech to her in a way that leaves no room for misinterpretation. Granted, if the other characters in the stories had done that, the stories would have been much less funny!
I never really appreciated Amelia Bedilia until I was older. The repetition and everything is clearly meant to drill word play into children's heads. It intuitively and comedically teaches children very basic fundamentals of the English language. Amelia Bedilia can also be a great tool for people trying to learn English. Especially the less literal side of it, which can be a whole other chore in itself.
Rational animations did a video on why this is kind of impossible. Even for a god like wishing entity. Paradoxical, innit?
@@BiggieChungulus could you post the link for that?
So is kinda like a Monkey pawn?
It's been a very long time, but I think that's how at least one of the books ended? With her employers deciding after she screws up multiple basic tasks that she made good enough lemon meraigne(?) pie to put up with being extra literal with her?
Though if there were more than one book, that lesson may not have stuck too long...
“Amelia, do the dishes”
“AMELIA WAIT NO-“
pansexual humor
Kid named dishes:
💀
@@g-ray4088💀💀💀
Oh, she’s forking the spoon!
"Amelia Bedelia. Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time." - Ben Kenobi
Rofl!
Rofl!
Rofel
Rafael
Rofl
Amelia Bedelia is one *hell* of a maid
Summer Carrier is that a Black reference. I don't even watch the anime and I'm sorry if it wasn't but, was it?
Fandom Ruiners yes, it was
Summer Carrier nice
I smell references
Welcome to my imagination. Stay for a while. Or not.
Parody aside, I never really realized the point of these books until I revisited these parodies. It's a very good and fun way to teach young children the fundamentals of English idioms, expressions, and other things that are never meant literally. A lot of these things DO NOT come naturally to non-native speakers, so I feel like Amelia Bedilia is often underappreciated for how educational it is.
"Amelia,make my kids some lunch."
*Amelia proceeds to start boiling Mr rogers children*
"AMELIA WHAT THE FUC-"
Amelia then proceeded to show him what the f**k is
"Amelia, make me some dinner."
**Amelia grabs a knife and walks towards Mr Rogers**
"Oh god, please Amelia don't kill me"
**Proceeds to harvest but not kill Mr rogers over a very long painful time, all while cooking him**
He was wrong. He should have said " Amelia, make lunch for my kids" XD
@@stevencarenduff2623 HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA
“She a little confused but she got the spirit”
Yes
Specifically *YOURS.* 👻
*Amelia proceed to hunt spirits *
the spirit of the devil itself
The very definition of the sentence
"You are killing me"
....
"Wait a minute"
" *NO STAPH!* "
_the deed had been done._
There is no god.
only
A͖̱̥͋̀̒̾̆m̞͖̝̠̉e͍̳̅l̲̩̠î͖̜̻̼̜̆̽̔ȃ̼̯̱̥͕̓͑͊ ͍̠̦B̠̦͌ȇ̮̻̣͇̭d̟̠̣̈ͩê͎̾ľ̟̯̭̳̒͊̉ia̞͌̊̓
you still have 59 seconds left
think
what should you do to stop Amelia?
"we must all keep our eyes peeled" said mr rogers.
Amelia reached for the potato peeler.
I watched enought happy tree friends to know how It Will look like.
WHAT THE FU-
@@JoanSlugXAkaJerkyBogard DUDE SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FU-
@@JoanSlugXAkaJerkyBogardnostalgia
Eyes peeled for what?
"Amelia, I need a rest."
*AMELIA CALLS POLICE*
"Amelia, go grill some hotdogs."
*frantic barking*
"AMELIA NO!"
Dio Approves
Danny!!
@@szczepan4737 NOOOOOOO! DON'T BURN MISSILE!
*ahem* I mean, what's the matter, Wright? Why are you screaming?
...
...
...
if the blue haired gentleman would kindly detach his hamon sword from my cravat-
@@unholycrusader69 wh-
@@gentaillahi6153 *sad danny noises*
“Amelia, make me dinner.”
“WAIT AMELIA, PUT DOWN THE KNIFE!!!”
*but it was already too late*
@@nickoblocksgaming8840 *The deed was done*
actually someone in the book asked her that but she just immediately made pie
@@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183 out of the person who asked? Never actually saw the book myself, so it's my canon that she did
*huh*
So, Amelia is a god that takes Mr Rogers way too literally and proceeds to do impossible things as attempts to please him? Okay, I can deal with that.
Just a obedient servant, just tell her to remember to ask specifically what you mean when you ask for something that could be taken badly, such as the baby shower or arm chair.
The brainstorm one was dumb
You may need a brainstorm session to further analyze Amelia
She also has a nice hat
"Mmmm!" said Mr. Rogers. "This stew is simply divine. What did you put in it?"
"Well you did say were having some guests for dinner tonight." said Amelia Bedelia with a smirk.
Mr. Rogers dropped the spoon as his jaw dropped and the color left his face. "Oh no, Amelia! You didn't..."
_"God damn you, Amelia Bedelia."_ cried Mr Rogers.
And she marched straight into Hell.
Where the Devil gave her the throne, for fear of anyone making the mistake of giving her orders.
Wait, so Amelia Bedilia was lil Nas all this time?
@@hitthemill8595 Always has been.
By going down in a pole
xd
Amelia: °picks up kid°
"AMELIA PUT THAT KID DOWN"
Amelia: °pulls gun out°
"Take the dog out"
*"THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT!-"*
@@njrepp Later that day, Amelia Bedelia got her letter of acceptance from the ATF.
@@njrepp lol nice one
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@@gyhsntdbb9237 Thanks for that helpful comment
You know at first I thought life wasn't worth living
But ever since I saw this inspirational post I thought... Hey maybe life isn't all that bad
If Sam O’Nella is still living, I hope he has seen this.
"Amelia, cook me some pigs in a blanket."
"WAIT AMELIA DON'T-"
D:
SWAT busts into his house looking for the missing officers only to find their roasted corpses.
Amelia is an SCP
It would be easy to contain if you ordered something like "you just became a no brainier"
@@DianaHatter
She would be safe if you just talk literally to her, as literally as possible
Joaco uwu Just make witty jokes about her death it would work
@@firepower7017 Generally foundations dedicated to containing SCPs like to avoid killing them.
@@OMalleyTheMaggot This doesn't count for Appolyon and Keter scps. They usually look for a way to terminate them.
She's actually a genie and this is what he got when he wished for unlimited wishes
Me and my brother talking
ME: there’s something different 🤔about this story
Brother: nope it’s just your imagination 💭
He never said "I wish" in the start of his sentences. But then again, you can't wish for more wishes.
I think he lives in a universe where genies get no rules, or Amelia is an exiled Eldritch Goddess and not a genie.
@@russia6477 If I had that power I might fuck someone up just for funsies and also because my moral code would be way different.
I think you mean a “djinn”
Good thought
"Man, it sure is raining cats and dogs."
"NO AMELIA DEAR GO-"
“Hey can you give me a hand?”
*Intense music starts playing*
Sam o'nella once said "SHE IS SATAN AND HELL IS HER DOMAIN WHEN SHE WALKS EVERYONE TREMBLES WITH FEAR"
I see that you are a man of culture aswell.
@@kambulwatts3309 ah yes. Yes I am
Do you miss him aswell?
We all miss him
:'(
“Amelia, could you pass me the baby oil”
“NO NO I DIDNT MEAN OIL MADE FROM BABIES!”
@Jo Amon
What’s the name of this song lmao
@@avidagamegerl1081 i believe its name is 24 hour cinderella but lemme fact check real quick
@@avidagamegerl1081 yes its 24 hour cinderella
@@avidagamegerl1081 yes its 24 hour cinderella
@@fiyeri750 thanks!
Is there a way we can summon Sam O'Nella to end what Amelia has clearly become: an anomaly that has broken containment?
Nah
"Amelia lets make a horror movie!"
"Amelia, wheres, wheres frank?"
"Amelia, put down the saw..."
Someone must have come up with this 😄
The Curse of taking things literally would probably be the worst thing ever.
What about eternally wet socks
@@IluvatarEru just don't wear socks
sandals and flip flops exist
How about always stinking? Forever. No matter the perfumes, the baths, even if said person never does anything to cause a stink....
Autism is the worst thing ever?
“Amelia! That child is crying way too loudly! Please zip his lips.”
Amelia, nodding in acknowledgment, rushed to her sewing pin.
r/twosentencehorror
“god, Amelia, you’re killin me”
“PLEASE I HAVE A FAMILY”
Amelia Bedelia has 0 chill.
Skoringo 666th like
If you said that she'd lobs melt herself
Skoringo Cc.
You mean the opposite lol
Skoringo
“Where did you get the arms for that chair?” Mr. Rogers ask Amelia calmy.
this fucking broke me dude
WAIT AMELIA NO DON'T
@@djantjoek cried, but it was too late.
The deed was done.
*there is no god*
*There is only AMILIEA BEDEALIA*
@@djantjoek **grabs sledgehammer**
@@the-rickster BURN IT ALL
@@Someone-tz5rz I don't think you can burn someone with a sledgehammer haha
my theory is she's an eldritch being who just likes being around the mr rogers and dutifully follows what it thinks he wants with no compassion for others
This is the best thing I've seen all year. I wish this was a full length book, I'd read it to my children.
"Amelia Bedelia don't take me literally." Would be a paradox then
She could literally take you figuratively then.
....in the most literal way possible.
*Deathnote theme songs plays as a obligatory thinking montage commences*
@@normanclatcher shit dude don't go so far like that you're gonna give me a fucking logic overload
@@UltimaDoombotMK1
(this self-referential statement is false.)
@@normanclatcher *processor begins melting*
"Amelia, give me entertainment to kill some time-"
Amelia obliges by destroying the space-time continuum and ending life all together.
lmaooo
Why doesn’t this comment have more likes it’s better then any other joke comment
@@ivoryadventures6485 because it's a very recent comment ig
Amelia is now being hunted by the TVA for crimes against the Sacred Timeline.
I mean good job Amelia 👏🏻
Imagine if this was actually in one of the books.
That last thing was his fault. Like who even says, “I need a brainstorm sesion”
I have never heard anybody else say that
"Dear god!" Cried Mr. Rogers, realizing what he did.
Unbeknownst to him, Amelia left the grounds and returned shortly after retrieving the head of a deer god.
She would be able to manifest it with ease
Huntokar???
Monoke no Amelia
The head of SCP 2845
Here we go again
"Amelia, we need to get finger foods for the party tonight."
*"WAIT NO-"*
That sounds like a more plausible version of this video
@jaxon thecrab Food you eat with ur fingers, lol. Like pigs in a blanket, sliders or Tostitos, Tostitos, hot pizza rolls.
@@ZigealFaust P.. Pigs in a blanket? Hotdogs?
@@ShoulderMonster corn dogs.
@@ShoulderMonster Yeah, pig-in-a-blanket. Basically it’s a pint sized hot dog with the bun wrapped all the way around. I once got a pair from one of those newfangled touch screen things at Sheetz, and they’re delicious.
She's autistic, I stan her for that. We love the representation ♥
yeah, every autistic person can summon the horrors seen here. we all can. :)
The smug smile really makes the last frame
Amelia Bedelia really is just “My First SCP”, isn’t she?
Bahahah /gen
A Keter class too
My first reality bender
SCP 662 be like
@@aster2157 dude just look it up
and now, the weather
Studio Gallifrey was that a freaking night vale reference
Slight brain storms this afternoon
*music plays*
Nothing like some blood to celebrate the company picnic!
Amelia is a Smiling God.
I was dead when it said “there is no god... only Amelia Bedelia”
Props to whoever illustrated this. I love the art, it's so clean but also expressive and engaging.
Funniest thing is the literal brainstorm does not affect him at all and hes just crying for the sake of Emelia's power
Holy shit *Quick dials* shaggy I think I found a place where you can use more than ten percent ofr your power
I mean, it would probably give him severe trauma/PTSD from seeing so many organs splattered on the window. Plus, him asking for that probably killed so many innocent people.
I like to think that really is her power, like, the "baby shower" is clearly supernatural, I imagine she doesn't take the arms or brains off/out of anyone, she just materializes them out of thin air, like she's got cartoon hammer-space powers.
@@taylorwright7428 cant wait for the analysis video on this character, see if she can match up to shaggy
@@renz1013 Yes! He has to watch what he says, lest Amelia Bedelia makes it come true.
"There is no oogways."
- Master Accident
No replies yet so I will
Im dying dude why😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Hand Grabbing Fruits there are oogway’s accidents
-master no
Lmao,the comments making me dying 🤣
Biden stroke call an adminbulance
Strokjsusisysihwhbs
Amelia Bedelia is just like a computer: They both do exactly what they're told, but never what was actually intended.
"For heavens' sake, Amelia!" roared Mr. Rogers, glaring down at his ruined trousers. "When I said, 'cut some slack', I didn't mean it literally!"
Don't know if childhood enhanced or murdered
One hundred percent enhanced.
Amelia then creates a hood out of children
I don’t know about you, but I’d say enhanced.
Both. At the same time.
It’s a little bit of both
First I thought this was the *ACTUALLY* book
Actual*
@@denvertikky4088 oh yeah sorry
sad
Brainstorm session
@@AverageJoelEnjoyer WHAT HAVE YOU DONE???
She's like one of those old Genie myths the ones where they misinterpret your wish in the worst way possible. With a dollop of Carl from Llamas with Hats tossed in for good measure
MY FATHER USED TO HATE THIS BOOK (the nostalgia, I can't!!!
She’s the type of maid that keep dying tortured people in castle basement.
R/ihadastroke
what do you mean
What were you trying to say?
u wanna try that again
I’m trying to decipher this comment- I think they meant
She is the type of maid to keep people that have been tortured and are now dying in a castle basement. I don’t even know if that makes sense ;-;
None of this would’ve happened if Mr Rogers did his own damn chores.
Periodt 💅
Period sister
OMG, I have likes on this particular comment
remind me amelia’s job again
@@zoot7981 She's a maid
Another terrifying kids book was a bad case of the stripes. Especially where at the end she BECOMES A ROOM!
This was a comic I drew for Dorkly YEARS ago. It was probably my most viewed comic -- when they closed it was still listed as one of the top viewed comics period.
Oh gosh, this video has me *dying*
Oh wait... NO NO
oh yes
@שחר א. Oh no now there is a Pink and Black Robot from a game here
@שחר א. That was the second Undertale comment I have seen from you in this comment section.
You are already dead
@שחר א. How did this manage to go from Amelia Bedelia to Mettaton so fast
She dishes out the pun-ishment.
David Brailsford stop just stop that was awful
David Brailsford lololol hahafgjhaahahha
(What am I doing lmao)
GOD DAMNIT, BARB!
David Brailsford i love you
David Brailsford, man your clever
"Amelia, please hammer these nails."
"OW! OW! OW! Stop hitting my finger with a hammer!"
You know, I thought for the longest time I thought I had a false memory of these children's books from the mid-80's...that I had made up Amelia Bedelia. But now this video proves they did exist and I was not the only one disturbed by this character's abilities... She's like a mute unintentionally malignant eldrich entity... Horrifying. This only makes me worry more about the other big children's book out at the time...the one with the seven Chinese brothers each with a superpower.
I’m not sure I’ve heard of that one, but it sounds neat.
so amilia bedeilia is an eldritch god who takes everything too literaly
yep pretty much
i think you meant eldritch
Jionunez7 yes i did but due to a thing called deslecsia i didn't pronouns it right
yaroslav pakhomenko oh sorry
Jionunez7 that's slightly less believable when there's generally spellcheck on here that tells you when you have misspelled something
The fact that I would actually read these books as a child
I remember reading Amelia Bedelia all the time when I was little, but in the books I read her employer was a woman…guess Mr. Rogers decided the brainstorm was too much 😅😂
@@SpiritedHeart94 Well there was Mrs. Rogers, right?
@@treely6647 not after she asked for Amelia to make her dinner
@@ctrl5274 "Amelia, why do you have that knife? Wait.. NO AMELIA GET BACK-"
Wait do it's a real book?!
But it was all okay in the end because she made a lemon meringue pie 😌
She is the embodiment of " be careful what you wish for "
This series always horrified me. Some adult lady is openly unaware that the only thing she's good for is making pie.
Now to be fair, she's good at a lot of things. She's just not good at doing the thing she's supposed to be doing.
@@fireheart1231 I guess. She's good at ruining everything except pie.
Her problem is that she takes everything literally. For instance when Mr. and Mrs. Rogers asked her to dress the chicken she actually put clothes on the chicken!
@@melissacooper4282 exactly, she doesn't know what certain phrases actually mean, so she accidentally makes awful puns.
Pandora Lupin that’s all woman don’t @ me feminazis
There is a way to defeat her. Simply ask her to "put her heart and soul" into baking a cake.
"Amelia, get me a foot rest"
*his foot proceeds to get arrested*
She should start taking "stop taking things literally" classes
"Hello Amelia,please take a seat"
*Amelia Bedelia leaves,with a chair in her hand*
Is there such a class ?
If you told her to do that, she would try to literally take the class.
@@emilianac4908 she would really take OUT the class
@@coppersponge Yeah! On a date right?
As someone who was relentlessly teased with these books as a child for having the name Amelia, this brings me great vindication.
Bruh.😂
Oh god help
There is no god only Amelia bedelia
I use to tease a girl I liked in first grade by calling her Amelia Bedlia. She was not amused lmaoooo
Don't worry, My last name is Rogers I feel you
This turned from funny to horror real quick, I would love to read this story tho :)
You know if you calmed down and chose your words carefully, she'd be an awesome servant.
[Amelia Bedelia]: “Mr. Rogers, are you afraid of God?”
[Mr. Rogers]: “No, but I am afraid of you.”
Bold of you to assume Amelia is not god
@@demonyckscreations9990 I don't think the is or isn't is the problem, she's still here nonetheless that is a problem
*Slams fist down on table*
Is that God damn Bioshock infinite reference?!
Lol
“yes, I am afraid of you”
Amelia Bedelia and Carl from Llamas with Hats team up.
The world is going to SUFFER.
CARL WHYS THERE A HUMAN HELPING U EAT HANDS!?
Alien Joe oh gee well I told her I wanted finger sandwiches and well... Here we are
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I think she'd grasp the concept of a Meat Dragon pretty well
:O
“Amelia Can you give me a hand here?”
Mr rogers realized what he just said
“Wait- That’s not what I meant!”
Amelia was my jams back in the day. One of the best eldrich terrors.
Amelia Bedelia vs. Shaggy at 2% power
Oh man that's a hard one.
You're everywhere.. Literally on every comment section of the videos that I watched xD
@@wallflower1435 We are legion. Join us, and know our power
Amelia you're pretty impressive you made me use 20% of my power I will have to break out my Scooby Snacks it dawned on him on what Shaggy said Amelia reaches for his dog Shaggy says like you force my hand as the entire universe implodes
100 shaggy vs drip goku vs Amelia bedelia
"Ruining childhoods?"
You mean *ENHANCING THEM*
No i hate this I'm still nine and you wanna make me cry
Annoying orange alert
lmao
@@xxkittychanxx1164 stop overreacting!,its just a comedic video about Amelia Bedilia!,sheesh!
The main cause of warps in all of reality You guys are assholes, 9 is the norm for youngsters on here
“Amelia, could you lend me a hand?”
“AMELIA WHERE DID YOU GET THE HAND DEAR GOD”
Her books were part of my childhood, I used to ask my parents if she was stupid because she's just as competent as Patrick Star. My parents just said "Don't ask that.". But now as an adult, I can come up with two conclusions, she's either stupid or she's an alien who got hired as a maid and she's so ignorant to Earth culture, she always screws up. (If Marvel taught me anything, aliens can look just like us, they're just more ignorant to Earth culture)
I remember her from my childhood
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WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE
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HI LEMON
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"Your fired"
Amelia: proceeds to take out a lighter
You're*
“I’m firing you at the end of the week.”
“PLEASE, NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!”
Amelia has the fire
*Amelia begins to set herself on fire while smiling*
I remember one book she actually got fired, imagine if she took THAT literally
When I was a kid I would entertain my younger siblings with horrid stories of Amelia Bedilia just like this XD I can't wait till they each see this video XD
Sam 'O' Nella is the only one powerful enough to stop her
This is why making contracts with demon servants is a bad idea
I'll leave now...
Justine Courtney's Gavel Black Butler?!
I love that anime
OSRS
Shoulda' told Ciel that
*i have an au to share*
*Normal Black Butler but A M E L I A*
OK, but the brainstorm was on him. Who says “I need a brainstorm session” to process emotions?
A guy with an accent?
British people
@@palman8480 you Bri'ish?
Mr rodgers
@@kazuki_kun7904 no but if being from New England is, then yes
the baby shower was already very strange
"Amelia, can you shoot me some photos?"
"AMELIA, PUT DOWN THE RIFLE!"
I never realized how dark Amelia Bedelia could be, just imagine the horror when a little kid just sings for fun "catch a tiger by its toe, if he hollers let it go!"
So much worse if they sing the original...
@@kapitankapital6580 tell me the original
Or when she goes in a play, and mister Rogers says break a leg
@@thereptile4139 The original replaces ‘tiger’ with the n-word.
@@alliep333 i mean, it couldve been worse. At least theyre let go if they just holler
Sakuya Izayoi: *a maid that can stop time and throw knives*
Amelia Bedelia: *smiles*
"Finally a worthy opponent"
@@renz1013 worthy opponent? Hah
*THERE IS NO GOD. ONLY AMELIA BEDILIA*
god himself, araki
D I O
Shaggy: nice you made me use 10% percent of my power
“Amelia Bedeila, let’s bury the hatchet together.”
“I DIDNT MEAN BURY THE AXE, AMEILA!”
It's too late and the axe is gone. The specimens will like this
Amelia Bedelia is one of top 100 characters can beat goku
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Yeah, I didn't know I needed it too
Haha funee
ikr
yeah, everyone is here again. strange shit
It really is, I don't understand how this managed to get over a million views.