{YTP} ~ The Phantom of Oprah
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- čas přidán 26. 08. 2024
- Sistine Die was overwhelmed when the Viniit Contaduzch barged in on a rehearsal. Now the phantom seeks to fill their lives with sauce.
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DaThings2: / dathings2
"YOU LITTLE FEDORAA."
I almost spit out my soda.
Freddy Krueger approves
lone pix101 XD
I’ve always heard it that way and it’s ruining my life-
You spit out your SODAAAAAA
@@mojoyomo2174 PFFT 😂
**carlotta sings for 0.5 seconds** **background falls on her** literally the Phantom’s hate for Carlotta in a nutshell
1:23
Best moment
I agree
When the Phantom agonizingly sobbed, "F*ck all of this" I felt that.
Same.
Guess he read the script for 'Love Never Dies'.
Fuck Me, Fuck All Of This, 😂
Timestamp?
@@cloudyloudly2404 At 9:34; it happens fast and is easy to miss, but well-worth it. 😉
"Eee."
*setpiece falls*
After 10 seconds of awkward hand waving.
ThatGuy1001000 *I ATE MY HAT*
ThatGuy1001000 tech week in a nutshell
i died
Lyrics:
“yee”
-Minnie Driver as Carlotta, 2004
Opera Popera.
The finest of the arts
ikr lol
"Insolent slave, basking in your basketball. Sharing in my triforce."
"Those who have seen your face draw your ear."
"You will therefore cast mah boi and pootis."
+Mary McGinnis I thought it said Basket porn the first time
XDD music of the nun XDDDD
Isn't it "Searing in my triforce"?
It might be. I don't really know the words to the original song.
Neither do i x)
I don't know why, but the swordfight being reduced to the sounds of the swords clashing and pretty much nothing else cracks me up every time.
Easilly the best joke in this one.
I don’t know whether I like the sword fight or the response to “he’s not your father” more.
"There have been rumors of my rumors. I can assure you these are all... Rumors" sums up musical theater backstage drama pretty well
phantom: *seductively* sauce
sAuSe
*SOS!*
Has been SaaaaaaS...SooooooS~
Where does he say sauce?
Please, ge can't sing for shit. Instantly fails at seduction
I love when the Phantom's lockpicking skill leveled up
Nearly died from coughing when I heard, "Down once more to the dungeons of my black *****."
“Down we plunge to the prison of my mom!”
Down that path into s’mores!
Why are you closed?!
8:44 Blinks (Blackpink Fans) when saw that part be like...
Saaaame
In pursuit of that wish, which till now, has been _saaaas._
*_SAAAAS_*
If or when or whef or in
SISTINE, THAT SAUCE LAL!
I always lose it when Raoul rides that carriage backwards
[majestically]
I call my friends "YOU LITTLE FEDORA!" all the time! Thank you for giving me the world's best insult idea!
:O I do the same thing!
Who...Who?
An obligatory, 2 years late thumbs up for the corn cake reference.
The vid came out 4 years ago, how can this comment be 5 years old?
@@rachezzel nah it was 8 years ago...
"The Angel of Sos in my head"
"I have to cut the shortcake!"
"Sistine, that sos lal!"
"We have all been blind, and yet the answer is staring us in the arm"
The jokes wearing thin
What's wrong with him, huh?
*GASP* “I’m Batman”
I guess you could say we were SweetTarts
a celery
No dick Sherlock.
Sistine, he's sauce
Insert Zesty Reference But the celery was due
We have all been blind, and yet the answer is staring us in the arm.
7:03 best sword fight ever.
Anime characters on prom night.
I don't care if this comment is a year old. Fuck you.
Yep
7:05 this is as funny as the pipe clang noise
"With a little illumination, perhaps we can frighten away the ghost of SUS."
The Ghost: ඞ
He predicted the funny game
Dun, dundundundun DUN, dundundundun DUN, dundundundun DUN
This YTP is now so ingrained in my psyche that I was able to identify an actor in a show I was watching as part of this just by the sound of his voice saying "who" 1:43
Who?
Who?
Who?
I figured it out, it’s Simon Callow. He was also Charles Dickens in Dr Who
@@Gmk4667Who?
"lockpicking increased to 66" :DDDDD
Still a better love story than Twilight.
True classic right here.
i love desethings dathings makes! ...bad bad bad pun... very bad pun... 3x
3:05
1:55 this part killed me. I just love the juxtaposition of Christine who’s supposed to have this stunning voice that ends up wow-ing the other characters, and her having this big moment at the beginning to impress everyone through that, and then this happens
Christine: “Remember memes used to be faaah-nyyy”
His salary is due.
His celery!?
LOL!
Well, for God's sake, give the man his celery already!
"There have been rumors of my rumors. I can now tell you that these are all rumors" That had me LMAO!!!!!!!!!
"The angel of SUS"
XDD the music of the Nun XDDDD
The prison of my mom.
(mrs tita locks the doors and checks twice * (phantom: why so serious?
In my bed
amogus
I can't believe it's been nearly a decade and this still holds up so well. Must be the magic of Sauce.
Forever remember the Opera-Popra
Only one word comes to mind after watching this.
SAUCEQUERADE!!!!!!
when you-
when you have a costume party where everyone has to dress as naruto's nemesis
It’s SASquerade
"Die could sing it, Sir."
"Who?"
"I don't know."
"Who?"
"Let us sing for you, Mr."
_"Who?"_
"She has been well taught."
"Whow?"
"Think of MeEeEe. Remember (when) memes used to be FUNN-y? Don't think about, me..."
"SHUT UP, GRANDMA! ...lawl"
"Aahaha *AAAA*AAAAaaaaww... - Random Remix -, - Applause -"
"DRINK SOME PRUNE JUICE!"
"AhhhhAAAAhhhh!"
1:40
Your salary is due.
2:33 flashback to Hellsing Abridged Episode 2.
who is in there with you!? Isic XD
i have a message sir from the Opera sost oh god Obsessed your all in heaven
***** What!? NO NO! His SALARY! (LOL)
2:13-2:21: my fave part, definitely. You need to make a full length song of that remix and sell it on ITunes.
Daniel Wells This! Why isn't anyone else talking about it?
Made me think of the movie Fifth Element
Agreed.
Lol
What’s the original song i gotta know
This is honestly one of your greatests works imo. Definitely underrated. I'm still laughing my ass off to this day. -You know a YTP is amazing when you quote it to yourself frequently-
I'm glad I'm not the only one. XD
ah... I don't know.
HooH?
ThInK oF mEeEeEeEeEe
Remember, meeemes used to be funnyyy...!?
Hearing the Phantom say "Isaac" in the same way as his mom does just made my day.
Between SHUT UP GRANDMA! and 7:00 "He is not your father" on the Maury show, I dont know what I laughed at the most! Thank you for the The Phantom of the Sauce
The “he’s not your father” bit is my favourite. I laughed so hard at that part that my stomach started to hurt.
NO breathing!
You were once my Companion Cube...
Lol
NANI?!
To late!
"Sasquerade" at 6:14...
well done pal
and "my leg" at 8:38
Cristin: remember memes used to be funny ( XDDD )
swinging guy ;3
XDDD (christen: don't think about me XDD
Why so serious?
“Sistine, he’s SUS”
This ytp was very much ahead of its time
The greatest thing about this is that you legally used the term "The Lulz" to make an accurate and legitimately irrefutable argument, bound by real laws
I was looking for someone to notice this haha
Best copyright statement ever.
Where?
@@neveroddoreven65970:00
It condemns me to. Swallow blood.
SIS SSSS SSSS SSSS SSSS SIS!!!!!!!!!??!
**Cue Sistine staring in confusion**
I died laughing at the blender bit. Genius!!
'Listen to the blender'
-Lets turn the lights out for effect-
'Darkness stirs'
😂
YOU LITTLE DEMON!
😂😂😂
Oh god obsessed, you're all in heaven!
The "Down Once More" part gets me every time. I can't even think of how that smores bit was sentence mixed.
What's up man? Your 9-year patience has paid off : the s'more is his original "down once more" with only the "ce more" part cut from the words "once more".
8:45 - 8:50 had me clutching my sides, gasping for air...
7:04 Most epic sword fight ever no time wasted on dragging the battle.
8:36 Phantoms true form is terrifying that some fish broke their leg
"Remember memes used to be funny"
I feel that, in this time of skeleton wars, this quote still holds true today.
This is what we said in 2010 too. Except I forget if we actually called them memes at the time. Lol
[Skeleton Warriors theme plays]
@@itwontcomeout5678 uh,yeah?
@@caramelldansen2204 skeleton ball!
Omg the skeleton wars
I like that the Phantom thinks so little of Carlotta's performance that she only had to wiggle around a bit and say "e" before he dropped a bunch of crap on her.
You will therefore cast mah boi and POOTIS
1:20
"eee."
bravo, bravo
Song of the year
Thith
"Sharing in my triforce" *dead*
7:03
SSB Meta Knight Gameplay
Goldin Still too op
Goldin Not enough Mach Tornado
+Goldin Why can't Skyward Sword also be like 7:03
*Accurate*
Needs more HAYAYAYAYA
6:55 is worth living for
Song name?
Turn on subtitles
I've seen both the movie and the broadway show numerous times but IMO this is much more entertaining.
IwillKillYourCereal I saw the Broadway show and have the movie too.
IwillKillYourCereal same! I agree 100%!
"Your blineec pubs you!"
"Weenies!"
It's like the second guy wanted desperately to contribute to the moment, but he only could think of the meat product he was hungry for at the time.
3:04
"oh, no duh, sherlock!"
6:55, best part of the video
poor luna
Ben Knecht ???
"F**k all of this!"
8:46 Down we plunge to the prison of my mom.
8:58 Down that path into smores.
full story time!
Sistine (in ganon voice) DIE, the only child of the swedish chef, is a first day opera singer who just happens to be singing at the theater of oprah, a subject of many rumors involving the "phantom of oprah", who seeks to fill everyone's lives with saus brand sauce (it's saus-ing DELICIOUS!), but his methods may force them to put the theater up for foreclosure unless Sistine can DIE her way to the top and raise enough money. After the Viniit Contaduzch barges in on a rehearsal for some reason, Sistine becomes flustered by her fiance, RaouoaR (you could say they were sweetarts), who supports ALL teh arts. some guy gets a letter from a seller containing celery, Sistine successfully sings about how memes used to be funny after the girl who was gonna sing it got crushed by the phantom (no one cared about the gory death). after that, RaouoaR and Sistine discuss the angel of sauce, ending with an awkward "no dip, sherlock" from RaouoaR. eventually, the phantom gets so fed up with his "supposedly sauce-ome" attempts to "generously advertise saus sauce" being rejected that he just flat out level grinds his lock picking to 66 and kidnaps Sistine, who he claims basked in his basketball and stared into his triforce (that's what the reverse herm said). and then she DIEs (cut to the static bleep noise *okay. no more die jokes*) after getting to the phantom's lair deep in the catacombs (conveniently located through a secret passage in the theater) the phantom exclaims that she is at his lair (ya don't SAY!), but he decides to commit suicide rapidly by allowing himself to be blended. one of Sistine's friends notices the passage, but is jumpscared by a guy (the braided nun looking woman b!tch slaps him). Sistine escapes because of this, and the phantom later sends them letters explaining near nothing except that the opera popera's days are numbered (the opera popera is the pop-based opera house down the street). during the next show, robotnik's theme and random things (including another phantom saus attack) happen, but nothing of importance. RaouoaR and Sistine DIE (FUUUUUUUU-) RaouoaR and Sistine talk on the RooRtop (mommy weau let them rent the space), accidentally upsetting princess luna. the phantom has another random moment, and we cut to the Saasquerade, where Sistine DIEs (FAAFING FAAAF!) where Sistine shows him a ring that she calls "a gay-gagement" everything seems so fun and crap, until the joker shows up and asks why everyone's so serious (whaaaa?) after that attack, Sistine DIEs (alright. this is the last bit of that joke) Sistine DIsappears (good comeback, i know, i know). the nun looking woman from earlier informs RaouoaR of her disappearance, and he rushes to investigate. michael rosen informs him that Sistine's going to D(fnaf animatronic scream) to the graveyard to lament her father's loss AGAIN (he tells him all this through two words: NO BREATHING!), and he hops into the mirror die-mention through one of the many gateways to it (this one being his horse). RaouoaR arrives at the graveyard just in time ta save Sistine from the phantom, informing some guy that he is not the father of some other girl (cue dubstepz!!!). lured out of hiding, the phantom draws his sword of sauce and duels RaouoaR, causing the latter to go berserk. Sistine attempts to get RaououaR to not kill the phantom, but he merely turns his blade on her (and that wasn't a euphemism). she DIEs (that wasn't meant to be a joke. she actually died from the wound) cut to the "let's try that again" static and he lets the phantom go, and Sistine does not DIE (also not a joke). the phantom then switches into the mirror die-mention (using his cape) to plot his next saus sauce "donation", calling RaouoaR a foof and slipping deeper into insanity. meanwhile, RaouoaR puts some of the pieces together and determines that the key to beating the phantom has been staring them in the arm (since they've all been blind). in an attempt to bait the phantom and lure them to his lair, they utilize Sistine's birthDIE ERRRR, birthday by sending an invitation to the phantom that says he is in charge of making and cutting the shortcake (while on a carriage to the celebration, he notes that the skyrim joke's getting thin). to make sure he stays hidden (except he didn't need to since he was INVITED!), he batmans his way onto a fat guy, who he disguises himself as (SPY!). he then sings a duet with Sistine that the fat guy who DIEd (still not a joke. also, how did no one recognize the drastic swap!) was supposed to do, claiming that she desires sauce. as he attempts to hug her, he accidentally snaps sistine's neck, and she DIEs. cut to the alternate scene where he attempts to generously give her the sauceberry shortcake he made (and cut), but she merely removes his mask and reveals his ever changing face to the crowd (the face of mr. bean causes someone to injure their leg) the phantom kidnaps her once more, carrying her to the dungeons of his black d!ck, the prison of his mom, through the path of smores, as RaouoaR finally realizes that the phantom has been saus-botaging the theater's performances through the strange passage in Sistine's mirror and gives chase. in the phantom's lair, he finally loses the last of his sanity and has a saustal breakdown, quickly devising a plan similar to something the joker would do, but quickly changes his mind, having another breakdown, shouting "f@ck all of this!" in the midst of his realization that his attempts to bless everyone with saus brand sauce haven't helped in the slightest, he quickly tells RaouoaR and Sistine to DIE (FFFFFFFFFU-) to leave him. (and the sauceberry shortcake was never eaten *sniff* it was gonna be delicious. :,( sad)
IT'S OVER NOW!
Excellent transcription of the story. From one year ago, when I should probably not be commenting.
This.is.GLORIOUS!!!
Couldn't the Phantom eat the shortcake himself?
"you are not the father" followed by the speedy clash killed me
2012: "Sauce"
2022: "SUS"
"The angel of Sos in my head, the angel of Sos IN MY BED"
"And I have been visited by the angel of music"
"Oh- no-Duh-sherLock."
2:54
The "Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego" reference makes me incredibly happy and nostalgic :P
there are literally so many certified classic lines in here it's ridiculous, my friend group and i have been quoting this shit for like a decade now. "Down once more to the dungeon of my black dick, down we plunge to the prison of my mom", the sheer genius of it. It never, ever gets old.
2:12 truly an opera masterpiece!
So Phantom, what'd you think of Gerald Butler's performance?
9:34
*Iisaaaaaaaaaaaaac*
From what I've seen, I kinda like Gerard's singing tho I definitely prefer Micheal Crawford. I'll just have to see what happens in the movie.
- F**k all of this!
09:14 love him or hate him hes speaking facts
Saiusususesaiususssaieisa
I laughed hard at:
"LOOOL"
"SHUT UP!!!!"
"F*ck you, Sistine, you're white!"
"No dip, Sherlock."
"Lock picking increased to 66"
The blender sequence
"Yeey"
"Shush...SHOOSH"
"No breathing!"
"This man is NOT your father!" *party!*
"I have to cut the shortcake!"
"What's wrong with him, huh?"
"I'm Batman!"
"...which till now has been...SAUCE."
When the Phantom "snaps Christine's neck"
Mr. Bean
"Down we plunge to the prison of my mom!"
"Huddahhuddahudda"
"F*ck all of this!"
your salary is due
I've been playing the DVD of this movie quite a few times since last fortnight! I was just beginning to wonder if anyone YTP'd this movie. And when I discovered your YTP (being a fan of your YTPs), I was both overjoyed and curious!
I say you parodied this extravagant movie with grace and variety! My favorite lines are: "Remember when memes used to be funny?" and "Basking in my basketball." I also found the references you made to a few good video games (e.g. Donkey Kong, The Elder Scrolls, etc.) rather amusing! Bravo, sir!
P.S. At 3:50, I could've sworn that was my ear sketch I saw first time watching (I would've been honored if it was), but I was mistaken. It was just a stock sketch.
well sorry for too late, but you forget one thing: The Legend of adleZ for CD-I (and probably other such as OcaacO foof TiiT, TwiwT PrinirP, and more...).
Can we have a full version of 6:58 please?
I KNOW RIGHT
Did we get one?
Holy shit I just realized it had the phantom main theme in it lol
PLEASE
Why in the hell would you ever want to frighten away the ghost of sus??
So that they'll be too scared to vote you out.
Ironically, YTPs are art.
I'M CRYING WHY DID IT TAKE ME 10 YEARS TO FIND THIS
You're laughing. Those who have seen your face draw your ear, and you're laughing.
6:56 you just earned a sub
"Don't think about me."
"SHUT UP GRANDMA!!"
Lmao I'm dead 😂😂😂😂
if 2:15 was a full song then I would pay money for it
2:58 “the angel of sause in my bed” WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS
According to Love Never Dies, he was indeed in her bed.
6:55 That made my day!
Oh who am i trying to fool that made my fucking year XDD
7:42
*Raul touches Christine's shoulder
Christine: "L E T M E G O"
*Raul quickly removes his hand
6:00 shish! shoosh! You did not do auh! Woo!
8:44-9:22 had me on the ground, dying of laughter unable to breathe. Well done monsieur.
Also "down we plunge to the prison of my mom." That's how I feel when I come home XD
"I have to cut the shortcake"
The Phantom of the Bakery
8:43
"Down once more to the dungeons of my black D*CK!!!"
I fucking lost it XD
"Down we plunge to the prison of my moooom!"
+Sandra Henriksson Or did he say through or to?
+Sandra Henriksson To.
My friend's dad and brother died at that part when my friend showed them this after I showed my friend this
"Down that path into s'mores!"
I swear when I'm just doing random things and going about my day this YTP plays in my head and I just start giggling and nobody knows why.
"Is this what you wanted to see?"
Plot twist: cs188 is the Phantom
As well as Nigel Thornberry and Mr. Bean. Somehow.
So you knew what I’m thinking, huh. 👁👅👁
At the Maury show part I completely lost it XD
Mah boi and Pootis*. A match made in heaven.
*corrected*
*Pootis
Noted.
I blame you for making me adopt what is said at 3:01. No dip Sherlock is very clean, but straight to the point whenever something obvious happens, and I can't say it in front of everyone in AmDram now.
Phantom of the SoSpra
I thought you said Soapra
"Insolent slave, basking in your basketball, EYYYYYYYY, sharing in my triforce"
6:58 is the funniest YTP moment I've ever experienced.
This NEVER gets old. The more I see it the better it gets.
9:34 When you’re six weeks into quarantine and have just given up on life
"To guide you and to guard you.."
"Say-"
"No more talk."
2:12 A CLUE A CLUE
=D
I freakin love this part 6:21
PHANTOM: Why so serious?
"E" everything collapses on top of her
I fucking lost it at Carmen SanDiego
I ate my hat
6:54 - Whatever you believe, this man; this thing, is not your father!
*Phantom club music*
I'm god obsessed. You're all in heaven.