Police be like:I have a real dang feeling this vault drill was from four people named Trevor micheal and Franklin and Lester you know that paralyzed fuck
what’s better about cayo, is everything, but also pavel gives an actual reason for having to destroy everything, and as a wise russian man once said: “Mr. Rubio take hold of loose end, and he will strangle you with it yes?”
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it’s incase you get caught, so you always have a way in. It’s like getting the demolition charges for the cayo perico EVEN tho you’re entering through the drainage pipe
most interesting thing is that you are always required to get the blowtorch for Cayo while there is always a blowtorch on top of Kosatka's dining table. 😂😂
Well you definitely went into history books, probably being deadlier than what ever counterpart in the GTA universe there is to Hitler, Stalin and Mao Zedong.😂😂😂
Lester: -ok now you have to steal the untrasable guns and bring them back here. Me: uses my own ar15 with supresor, flashlight, foregrip and extended mag that I bought 2 days earlier.
I would listen to him but for the right away new history I could say : come on Lester, let's rest and party for today and then go and mess with the polices and get like an extra billion dollar with your godly plannings
The casino is the only consistent paying heist. Idk if Bogdan was patched but that was a nice way to help your friends. The prep is terrible for most and the payout is never enough for the work
I remember one of the preps or setups for the pacific standard heist where Lester becomes a lil zesty and lays on the counter and also he actin a lil bit gay
Lester: Yes and guess who scrubs those thousands of cameras each time you guys go through each setup and we throw away everything because if we just throw away each tool we use there's no way the cops can trace them back to the HUNDREDS of other hiest you guys have done
You see this is what the replay glitch is good for I've made my friends millions running casino heist multiple times straight going for diamonds on the big con route
Pavel: so we need to destroy everything to not be traced Me: why? I mean dude even if I'm spotted I don't put my mask on Mr Rubio knows what I look like
Every police officer knows who each of us are and should probably be arresting us on sight….. but they aren’t
Probably has something to do with that fact that they never take us alive or without leaving a huge body count
Arrest us? If they were smart they would have killed us on the spot 😅
Oh yes they would round up all the players and send them to a island and call the fib to nuke it.
Police be like:I have a real dang feeling this vault drill was from four people named Trevor micheal and Franklin and Lester you know that paralyzed fuck
czcams.com/video/ZTBPYiZZS2g/video.html
And that kids, is why we started doing the Cayo Perico heist.
It also makes sense the *why* we need to redo all the preps. He’s scary
what’s better about cayo, is everything, but also pavel gives an actual reason for having to destroy everything, and as a wise russian man once said: “Mr. Rubio take hold of loose end, and he will strangle you with it yes?”
@@burrito7222 But who cares, I murdered thousands of people in this game, a little more do not matter at that point
@@burrito7222 literally the same reason Lester gave
My child have you heard of the replay glitch?
I also hate when you cant use the other charachters After a heist
that’s single player
Yes
Meh
What?
‘Characters
omg this is me every time i fo heists with friends its sooooo tiring to set up again and again
I spend more time on the set ups than the actual heist 😭
Especialy Cayo Perico heist, where we store all the equipment on the f*cking submarine and still "have to dеstroy it, so we won't be traced down"💀
@Da Biggest Bird i know right? it doesn’t make sense
Well cayo it does
@@flamephoenix8413 explain please
Lester just wants to see how much it take until you stop listening
If I got arrested for every murder I committed in gta separately I'd be in prison for over 2.5 million years
ehhhh more like the chair plus more
@@AustinBlack28 oh no thats just taking into account the years id be in prison for give or take 83,000+ murders at the time
@@EndeyF9 wow
@@AustinBlack28 yeah, most of those will be the police and lost mc
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I like how the stuff you steal in a prep mission is worth more than the actual score, both in game and IRL.
That’s crazy though
"We are not doing preps anymore lester i'll do a replay glitch"
Pavel: kapitan it seems things have calmed down at casa Rubio,
Lester: fuck sake
they took it personally with those punches, anyways super accurate and great vid❤
Thanks! 😁 Doing the set ups hundreds of times will do that 😂
"I killed 20 men for this drill and i wasnt even wearing a mask!"
The accuracy lmao fuckin lester man
The facts that you Need vault drills for the grupe sechs approach 💀
it’s incase you get caught, so you always have a way in. It’s like getting the demolition charges for the cayo perico EVEN tho you’re entering through the drainage pipe
The Lester heist.
That Chinese woman at the beginning and end of the heist turns on Lester and asks us for help to rob him
I'd do it for %5 lmaoo fuck lester👨🏼🦽
Crazy how he actually looks like Lester 🤣
"Remember, Lester is the only one who can flip metal without making a sound"
Oh thank god someone finally farted on this man LMFAO 🤣
Bro sounded like Dutch. “I am a genius.” Versus “ trust the goddamn plan”
"Lester why can't we reuse prepping equipment instead of spending hours doing the same work again for the same tools?"
"I've got a wasting disease."
*
And that is why Lester became disabled.
"Come on! MOVE IT! FASTER !"
-👨🏼🦽
Those fart sounds got me oh the floor😂
fr lester be taken all my money from heists while he doesn’t move a single leg.
Annoying a'f yelling "COME ON, MOVE IT PEOPLE, FASTER!" then taking 15% is why he's cripple to begin with i bet👨🏼🦽
Only if the the online characters could talk 😔
They can with a mic but that’s not canon
I love the way he lies down in Family Guy fashion
"He gets a hold of loose end, he strangles you with it" -Pavel
Lester: I made you rich Pavel:Hello Kapitan
Pavel said the same thing but with different attitude.
If rubio gets hold of loose end, he strangle you with it
😂😂😂true I don't wear a mask because I want them to know who's doing it
That's how it's done in gta 5 they deserve to see the faces of the criminal because it's the last thing they will see
most interesting thing is that you are always required to get the blowtorch for Cayo while there is always a blowtorch on top of Kosatka's dining table. 😂😂
The fucking cut Lester takes man 😭😭 bro be fanum taxing my take
The ending is what I want to do to Lester everytime I play GTA Online 😂😂
Me: finishes the diamond casino job Lester out of nowhere: have you heard about the cayo perico heist 😂😂😂
Pavel: We need to destroy everything
Me: Soooooo, Destroy the sub
Pavel: Listen here you little shit
that's why I wear a mask before doing something illegal
I thought that was basic sense ‼️💯
Ive never played the online gta heists, but watching youtubers play them is more funny imo
The contractors from payday are smarter than him
Mr Lester chill 💀
My brain when you said heist: he has to talk about payday HE HAS TO
Every single Online Player is on the FBI Wanted List. so that’s why when you just punch someone the police comes ASAP And sees you from the camera
I thought the guy in flanel was big tugg for a second there
I can't count the endless crimes i comitted over 10 years of playing GtaV
Well you definitely went into history books, probably being deadlier than what ever counterpart in the GTA universe there is to Hitler, Stalin and Mao Zedong.😂😂😂
Did they just Far-T Bag him?
Good one
Bro took *GET SH- ON* to literal-
Why does he look just like Lester😂
Not the twerk fart lmaooo
Then he takes 50% cut
He could take 60% if he would stfu lmaoo i hate his % for just being annoying a'f the whole wayy
ong i wanna do this everytime we have to prep AGAIN like omg why do we have to do it again when we killed like 100 people for getting those prep
Bro is literrally lester in real life😂
You had me until the ending...
some make sense other don't, like EMP is literally a bomb u explode and make sense grab another, but the lab gear doesn't make sense
Guys, the thermal drill go get it.
Man I hate when Lester throws out my hard work I did alone
That ending was hot 🥵
Tools vehicles and guns we use during the heist dont even trace back to us why do we even throw them away?
Me finishing my fourth Cayo perico guest of the day
T-T
Edit woah a couple likes and a hearts thanks guys
How
The end was crazy
I imagine the police force officers are letting us out so each we do something they can get paid
I agree with this video,I don't mind doing preps but it is pointless to get rid of them since they know it was us
I quite literally thought this was about the casino glitch, lol
Lester: -ok now you have to steal the untrasable guns and bring them back here.
Me: uses my own ar15 with supresor, flashlight, foregrip and extended mag that I bought 2 days earlier.
It's wild you do look like him Lester
😏 Did you see what I saw Dora? A perfect shrug... 😏
Lester be like:
Don't you know my very very obvious sickness?
i wish online characters where in director mode like pavel el rubio duggan and people like that
I would listen to him but for the right away new history I could say : come on Lester, let's rest and party for today and then go and mess with the polices and get like an extra billion dollar with your godly plannings
I thought that was Lester before I clicked on this
Lester: GENTLEMEN WE MADE HISTORY
2 Guys: YAYA!!
Lester: here your cut You deserve It
Take: $3.896.894
Guys cut: $2.789.900
Laster cut: $3.789.500
The farting was personal 💀
Honestly if you want like 500k+ an hour just use the clucking bell setup playlist glitch
Imagine using glitches yall gotta be bad for using glitches
That is why You play Payday cuz You got epic masks
The casino is the only consistent paying heist. Idk if Bogdan was patched but that was a nice way to help your friends. The prep is terrible for most and the payout is never enough for the work
Lester sounds like Michael
There’s only one heist where you have to wear a mask
I never understood this
We steal what is meant to be untraceable weapons, just to throw them out and get more untraceable weapons
I usually do a "Ceremony" after each heist... where the ceremony is to kill as much GTA V cops as possible lul
nobody talking about how you steal money and give it to people for money in return
He reminds me of Lester when he said lester
I remember one of the preps or setups for the pacific standard heist where Lester becomes a lil zesty and lays on the counter and also he actin a lil bit gay
It makes me feel like a villain from the flash, after they take their mask off in that show, they never put it back on…
Me be like: to lazy to do preps for cayo everytime so i just glitch the heist
This is why I'm not rich in GTA 5
Console?
He just wants to keep getting his cut.
I wish there was someone else we could do heist wish that dosent take 99.99% of the cut
Pavel 🔛🔝‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🚢
Real life laster😂
Now thinking about it most part it adds up
Fr bro 💀
Man is holding a resitsaw good brand tho love makita
Lester: Yes and guess who scrubs those thousands of cameras each time you guys go through each setup and we throw away everything because if we just throw away each tool we use there's no way the cops can trace them back to the HUNDREDS of other hiest you guys have done
idk why it look like that white hair guy from Jurassic park when he got mad lol "people are dying"
Remember what happened when you didn't listen to lester last time?
That's what Pavel says destroy all weapons vehicles and equipment
And this is why i only do heists with pavel
You see this is what the replay glitch is good for I've made my friends millions running casino heist multiple times straight going for diamonds on the big con route
wish we have a dlc where lester became greedy and try to kill us then pavel saves us then pavel kills lester
It’s so he can take a shit ton of money for “helping”
Pavel: so we need to destroy everything to not be traced
Me: why? I mean dude even if I'm spotted I don't put my mask on Mr Rubio knows what I look like
Rockstar makes heist prep boring so you buy shark cards to skip them
Bro pulled a terrace and phiilp
i wait for gta firefigters
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