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  • All chapters from "Human Horrors" have been added into this one video...enjoy!
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Komentáře • 327

  • @Korraganitar
    @Korraganitar Před 2 měsíci +87

    Imagine going to space and finding it populated by tbe produce section.

    • @twotone3471
      @twotone3471 Před 2 měsíci +19

      And then finding out that it was that way because they killed every animal.

    • @SolTerran5050
      @SolTerran5050 Před měsícem +7

      Sol will never grow hungry 😂😂😂

    • @user-io9ie5cs8j
      @user-io9ie5cs8j Před měsícem +3

      And stock in Kraft jumped 3000% because of their wide selection of salad dressing

  • @magnus5897
    @magnus5897 Před 2 měsíci +154

    When i heard each and every krill killed himself after witnessing the second world war i laught so hard it was actually disturbing

    • @npierce14
      @npierce14 Před 2 měsíci +33

      lol when I heard their reaction to the revolutionary war I knew they were gonna lose it during the world wars good thing they didn’t stick around to notice the holocaust

    • @pinkbiohazardmercurialcoll7133
      @pinkbiohazardmercurialcoll7133 Před 2 měsíci +11

      Let alone the nuclear end of the second World War...

    • @npierce14
      @npierce14 Před 2 měsíci

      @@pinkbiohazardmercurialcoll7133 they would’ve committed mass suicide after that

    • @TheVortexCollective
      @TheVortexCollective Před 2 měsíci +1

      lol exactly

    • @introspectivevelociraptor8274
      @introspectivevelociraptor8274 Před měsícem +8

      I read that as "every krill krilled themselves". Had to do a double take lol

  • @Kyler410.
    @Kyler410. Před 2 měsíci +66

    We approached with peace, you attacked out of fear, we will show you true fear

  • @Saeryfim
    @Saeryfim Před 2 měsíci +168

    "If I wish to avoid spilling an ocean's worth of blood, I must show that I am capable of instantly and ruthlessly spilling a lake's worth."

    • @salmanariffin4916
      @salmanariffin4916 Před 2 měsíci +24

      If you can't respect me for my humanity, you will fear me for my savagery

    • @rianmacdonald9454
      @rianmacdonald9454 Před 2 měsíci +4

      @@salmanariffin4916 SPOT ON.

    • @c.guydubois8270
      @c.guydubois8270 Před 2 měsíci +9

      This hurts me more than it hurts you...

    • @alfredotto7525
      @alfredotto7525 Před měsícem

      Will humanity ever learn that killing each other is not the way forward? I think the A.I is trying to decide what to do with us. It's asking some interesting questions.

    • @user-io9ie5cs8j
      @user-io9ie5cs8j Před měsícem +2

      That's so true; harsh but true.

  • @spaceface124
    @spaceface124 Před 2 měsíci +356

    I loved the part where Admiral Krieger said, "It's kriegin' time" and krieged all over the space lettuce

    • @Amoth_oth_ras_shash
      @Amoth_oth_ras_shash Před 2 měsíci +18

      Defiant gasmask noises!

    • @RequiemPoete
      @RequiemPoete Před 2 měsíci +12

      Leeeerrroooooooyyyyyy Jeeeenkinnnns!

    • @michaelwilliams1941
      @michaelwilliams1941 Před 2 měsíci +3

      Hands down, best part.

    • @TheHighborn
      @TheHighborn Před 2 měsíci +4

      @@Amoth_oth_ras_shash *breathes heavily in High Gothic*

    • @Amoth_oth_ras_shash
      @Amoth_oth_ras_shash Před 2 měsíci +4

      @@TheHighborn rocks starts bounce on the ground in rhythmic ways to reverberations of battle cant tones approaching hummed by millions of marching boots

  • @user-cr4cj1fl8z
    @user-cr4cj1fl8z Před 2 měsíci +172

    Midget flowers going kamikadze cuz some crazy female lettuce was mentaly ill

    • @thatguy2521
      @thatguy2521 Před měsícem +9

      I mean yeah, that’s basically what occurred

    • @GeorgeOrwell-yz6zx
      @GeorgeOrwell-yz6zx Před měsícem +11

      Yeah the women often escalate chit

    • @SolTerran5050
      @SolTerran5050 Před měsícem +9

      That is one women I wouldn't eat, probably a reject from toco bell, lace with botchilism

    • @smiley3012
      @smiley3012 Před 16 dny

      That's pretty funny.

    • @scifinerd1911
      @scifinerd1911 Před 16 dny

      Exactly,
      Why females in general should not be allowed in the military, or law enforcement, or politics.

  • @ChambersOrder66
    @ChambersOrder66 Před měsícem +43

    Damn they really just used a lightsaber and sliced the lettuce youngings up like Anakin. Brutal indeed

    • @user-io9ie5cs8j
      @user-io9ie5cs8j Před měsícem +1

      Burned lettuce leaves an aftertaste. Bayonets don't 😮

  • @billcook7285
    @billcook7285 Před 2 měsíci +116

    "weaponizing FTL is not right". 🤨
    War does not determine who's right. War determines who's left. 😉

    • @denisemcdougal6445
      @denisemcdougal6445 Před 2 měsíci +5

      Valid point

    • @TheVortexCollective
      @TheVortexCollective Před 2 měsíci +4

      true

    • @Amoth_oth_ras_shash
      @Amoth_oth_ras_shash Před 2 měsíci +4

      and few things rouses the beast of war like making foes where none existed..
      the only thing you can chose is why to fight , for once unleashed war is indeed savage ruthless with bottomless blood thirst
      to be honest it might be what kills of the current real life super nations , their steadily diminishing lists of allies

    • @Menuki
      @Menuki Před 2 měsíci +11

      Let’s be honest, we’ll probably develop FTL weapons long before we develop FTL travel

    • @TheVortexCollective
      @TheVortexCollective Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@Menuki facts

  • @seanwalters1977
    @seanwalters1977 Před 2 měsíci +160

    Civilian-owned auto cannons. Just beautiful

  • @TwoBrainsOneCell8638
    @TwoBrainsOneCell8638 Před měsícem +83

    My favorite part so far is the human city battle, it gives off serious warhammer vibes. Just the thought of three foot tall alien lettuce throwing trillions of troops at a planet just for the citizens to be like, “dam aliens making me late for work” made me laugh my ass off

    • @tarlison2k1
      @tarlison2k1 Před měsícem +5

      As far as the plant is concerned human are space marine who eat them like Tyranid enjoying it like dark eldar with a love of battle of Orks.

    • @tarlison2k1
      @tarlison2k1 Před měsícem +3

      Almost forgot and destroy whole planets just for the sake of it like demons we are the entire package of 40k villains roll into one for them space lettuce.

    • @TwoBrainsOneCell8638
      @TwoBrainsOneCell8638 Před měsícem +2

      @@tarlison2k1hey man we tried to talk and they tried to blow up the president lol, I did like seeing the military split showing the duality of us wanting to kill everything and our ability to empathize with everything

  • @halo12390
    @halo12390 Před 2 měsíci +150

    That counselor is terribly unfit for duty 😂

    • @rohenthar8449
      @rohenthar8449 Před 2 měsíci +28

      As most politicians.

    • @RequiemPoete
      @RequiemPoete Před 2 měsíci +21

      What sucks is that she apparently was pretty good at her job until that weird fight or flight response kicked in.

  • @spacemonkey1776b
    @spacemonkey1776b Před měsícem +14

    To be honest, you can place any piece of a fallen enemy between bread to make a sandwich, plant, or not.

    • @marshmallowmann20
      @marshmallowmann20 Před měsícem +2

      Not wrong 😅

    • @samaeldrakul4191
      @samaeldrakul4191 Před měsícem +3

      in some cultures eating a fallen enemy is supposed to make you stronger, and these salads will be full of fiber vitamins and minerals 😂

    • @highqualityorangejuice420
      @highqualityorangejuice420 Před 29 dny +2

      ​@samaeldrakul4191 we don't talk about japan in ww2 ... but we should

  • @HmmWelp
    @HmmWelp Před měsícem +33

    You know the old saying: "fear is a space-lettuce killer" was never more accurate.

    • @SolTerran5050
      @SolTerran5050 Před měsícem +1

      I don't remember that saying quite put that way......... But damned appropriate 😂😂😂

  • @scottiron6444
    @scottiron6444 Před měsícem +21

    Lol, agent orange on plant aliens, love it.

  • @petepanteraman
    @petepanteraman Před 2 měsíci +109

    Nice find, although dark as hell. There was a point in the story where humans were fighting amongst themselves and a squad of lettuce showed up and the humans wiped them out then turned their guns back on each other. I can see that clear as day 😆

    • @zjay1315
      @zjay1315 Před 13 dny +1

      It really sucks that we can really see it happening

  • @Pre613
    @Pre613 Před 2 měsíci +62

    “Lettuce go into the stars…”

  • @DB-sg8ic
    @DB-sg8ic Před 2 měsíci +25

    Trillions of humans but hundreds of capital ships? No, sir, humans would have hundreds of millions of war ships. WE are warriors!

    • @Monkey36044
      @Monkey36044 Před měsícem +1

      Ressources bro Ressources

    • @Monkey36044
      @Monkey36044 Před měsícem

      Ressources bro Ressources

    • @DB-sg8ic
      @DB-sg8ic Před měsícem +6

      @@Monkey36044Bro if you understand the size of any system and the amount of "stuff" not apart of the systems...millions of war ships will not even be an issue by just mining objects the size of Pluto.

    • @jaredelliott5778
      @jaredelliott5778 Před měsícem +4

      @@DB-sg8icthere likely were millions of warships. It only specified a few hundred capital ships. The US navy is absolutely massive with thousands upon thousands of ships and aircraft but only has 10 super carriers. Capital ships are meant to be command ships that fleets are built around. It wouldn’t make sense to just mass produce them

    • @jayman1772
      @jayman1772 Před 17 dny

      ​@jaredelliott5778 Since when did the US Navy boost thousands of ships? (Aircraft yes) but even for the US thousands of ships is excessive.

  • @chiefjohn117blueteam9
    @chiefjohn117blueteam9 Před 2 měsíci +80

    "The alien planet lovingly designated Alderon II was locked in the sights..."

    • @RequiemPoete
      @RequiemPoete Před 2 měsíci +14

      Clearly a scientist on the staff was a fan of ancient science fiction.

    • @trentberry6968
      @trentberry6968 Před 2 měsíci +9

      ​@RequiemPoete can you imagine how many times it's been remade.

    • @RequiemPoete
      @RequiemPoete Před 2 měsíci +11

      @@trentberry6968 ohhh that's the horrors they were talking about.

  • @wesleymiley2797
    @wesleymiley2797 Před 2 měsíci +35

    Humans are the single greatest predator in the universe and the reason they do so is that humans always and only attack to the sound of drums and bugles... because Battle Music makes you Braver.

    • @Amoth_oth_ras_shash
      @Amoth_oth_ras_shash Před 2 měsíci +3

      and if your out of drums , rhythmic chants works just as fine

    • @ajalvarez3111
      @ajalvarez3111 Před 2 měsíci +3

      Nah, man. Flight of the Valkyrie.
      Playing from giant speakers.
      On choppers.

  • @henrywilson2136
    @henrywilson2136 Před 2 měsíci +56

    The Dark Forest is a gruesome thing.

  • @nobody120
    @nobody120 Před 2 měsíci +14

    "Admiral westman"
    First time I've seen my family name in a story, this is cool!

  • @benwest3223
    @benwest3223 Před 2 měsíci +52

    Albert's weaponized ftl = Yeetus Deletus.

    • @RequiemPoete
      @RequiemPoete Před 2 měsíci +5

      It's honestly a "Rod of God" on steroids.

    • @brainfreezzzze6900
      @brainfreezzzze6900 Před měsícem +4

      ​@@RequiemPoete a few more supplements then steroids but yes

    • @diarradunlap9337
      @diarradunlap9337 Před měsícem +2

      ​@RequiemPoete More like "Rods of God" on a mix of Crack and Meth.

  • @thedeserthawk2093
    @thedeserthawk2093 Před 26 dny +2

    "I love the smell of cut grass in the morning. Smells like... Victory."

  • @TheSpikesatterlee198
    @TheSpikesatterlee198 Před 2 měsíci +15

    USS john deer deploys round up.

  • @EVANGELOSS54
    @EVANGELOSS54 Před 19 dny +2

    Pretty sure even Inquisitor Kryptman of the Ordo Xenus would say it's quite extreme to attack poor space cabbage

  • @IBHunter
    @IBHunter Před 2 měsíci +44

    On a GAU auto cannon, RPM refers to Rounds Per Minute or basically shots per minute not revolutions per minute. 3,000 revolutions on a six barrel cannon would be 18,000 rounds per minute.
    Just a little rib bit for next time.
    Good story!

    • @oVoidhawko
      @oVoidhawko Před 2 měsíci +3

      That's an acceptable amount of dakka either way. I'm liking da bigga numba der tho.
      Dem humzees really know how to make it hot

    • @c.guydubois8270
      @c.guydubois8270 Před 2 měsíci

      No. 6 barrel rotation cannon have one firing position. 3 K RPM = 3 K rounds per minute downrange...

    • @IBHunter
      @IBHunter Před 2 měsíci +4

      @@c.guydubois8270 one revolution of the barrels equals six shots. Three thousand revolutions per minute equals eighteen thousand rounds per minute. I think the author got confused and thought RPM on the GAU auto cannon meant Revolutions Per Minute instead of Rounds Per Minute.

    • @c.guydubois8270
      @c.guydubois8270 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@IBHunter yeah your right ..

    • @sidgarrett7247
      @sidgarrett7247 Před měsícem

      @@IBHunterOne could almost walk on the wall of rounds, whether lead, composite, plasma or even liquid.
      Almost.

  • @dreadfultiresome3537
    @dreadfultiresome3537 Před 2 měsíci +36

    This is really making me go humanity first

    • @subninja8069
      @subninja8069 Před 21 dnem +1

      I mean the stories are based on Humanity f*** yeah Humanity first

    • @asafkuslansky228
      @asafkuslansky228 Před 18 dny +1

      ​​@@subninja8069facts who don't what thier race to win

  • @jbodden6977
    @jbodden6977 Před 2 měsíci +27

    among Earth ships of note, the Salad Shooter,

  • @kreynolds1123
    @kreynolds1123 Před 2 měsíci +22

    I can see photo synthesis on an alien animal but not a plant without cellulose. Even on earth Photo synthesis is not unique to plants, But cellulose is completely unique to plants.
    But any photo synthesizing animal of reasonable size could only get a fraction of its energy from sunlight. It takes a plant months to grow under the light of the sun but only provides the energy for an animal to live another day.

    • @RequiemPoete
      @RequiemPoete Před 2 měsíci +5

      Bear in mind: 1) They aren't plants by earth standards. So the chemical agent could be much more effective than chlorophyll. 2) The anaerobic process could be much more efficient than earth plants thanks to differences in bio chemistry.

    • @kreynolds1123
      @kreynolds1123 Před 2 měsíci

      @@RequiemPoete on earth, chlorophyll has evolved into 5 different types, [a-e]. Even then not all photosynthesis uses chlorophyll. While chlorophyll produces oxygen, anoxygenic photosynthesis uses different pigments. Now maybe photo synthesis in alient "plants" could have evolved something better than earth terrestrial plants, I still find it difficult to see plants putting significant energy into mobility by any order comparable to animals. But, I might find it possible for the purpose of science fiction that an sapient alien plant might "hibernate" for long periods, and store up energy reserves in oils and starches or some other sugars.

    • @kreynolds1123
      @kreynolds1123 Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@RequiemPoete do you know how much energy is lost during the make glucose (basic building block for starches and celulose). Plants are about 2-3% efficent at converting sunlight to plant matter that we call stored energy. Let's say an alien plant was double that 6%
      Humans consume about 2 kwh of ebergy a day. But we're warm blooded and temperature regulating Which allows us to be active over a wide range of temperatures.Lets say an alien plant that moves about and expends considerable energy to think an reflect on the enviroment it senses used only 1kwh of energy per day. Then on earth, the plant would need about 3.5 m² solar collecting area (leaves) not shaded, and solar tracking which itself should expend considerable energy support and move the mass of the solar collectors and their support structures.
      I still find it dificult to envision intelegent and mobile alien plants that can get around at even sloth speeds, without being too encombured by leafs and trunk, and branches. Now if the alien "plant" consumed other plants or animals, it might have enough energy. But now if it's consuming other plants and or animals for energy, is it still taxonomically a plant? Even if it has some photosynthesis, it's more animal than plant.

    • @RequiemPoete
      @RequiemPoete Před 2 měsíci

      @@kreynolds1123 Depends. Say a Venus fly trap evolved to be mobile. It would still be a plant.

    • @kreynolds1123
      @kreynolds1123 Před 2 měsíci

      @@RequiemPoete what makes a plant a plant? Pretty much multicellular, Autotrophic (produce their own food sugars and starches), and have cell walls made of cellulose. Venus fly traps consume insects not for energy, ratherly for nitrogen and phosphorus. Flies are fertaliser for the Venus flytrap. But yeah, suppose a plant evolved to be more carnivorous and or herborvor than the venus flytrap for energy.
      Plants that move in responce to the environent are most generally slow or one time movements.

  • @maryjacks7923
    @maryjacks7923 Před měsícem +3

    As these stories are broadcast on the internet and are available via broadband, I have often wondered if they are a form of psy-ops against any alien race that may be spying on us prior to first contact.

  • @user-ii4zy6bz8w
    @user-ii4zy6bz8w Před 2 měsíci +20

    All vegans here, eat the aliens now 😂

    • @Iamkcs2c
      @Iamkcs2c Před měsícem

      omg, like the aliens can stand to be in the same room with Paleo dieters, but the sight of vegans with their kale-stained teeth is terrifying.

    • @Dovachin
      @Dovachin Před měsícem +5

      Vegans unite!

    • @samaeldrakul4191
      @samaeldrakul4191 Před měsícem +2

      vegan comandos charge! 🍽

    • @SolTerran5050
      @SolTerran5050 Před měsícem +2

      Vegan Marines Storm gardens that is an order, Better than Crayons 😂😂😂😂

    • @SolTerran5050
      @SolTerran5050 Před měsícem +1

      Veggie Burger Here we Come!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @nickwalker2438
    @nickwalker2438 Před 2 měsíci +15

    I want to hear a story about aliens meeting dogs

  • @RamonRodriguez-hq7vn
    @RamonRodriguez-hq7vn Před 18 dny +1

    I don't know if anyone here is in my age group, in their 60s. I remember I saw this 1951 movie on TV named 'The Day The Earth Stood Still." To make a long story short, the alien named Klatu said in the last scene, "Don't bring your aggression out here, we'll turn your planet into a burning cinder." This is a cute story, I'm afraid that us humans will have a different outcome, that we might not win an interstellar war. We should tred lightly out there.

  • @edgevericarz8328
    @edgevericarz8328 Před měsícem +3

    Probably not the best idea to declare war on a species that you know nothing about except that they like war.

  • @void_327
    @void_327 Před 19 dny +1

    Qtan: "why did you do that?"
    Humans: "timepass"

  • @josephjennings9687
    @josephjennings9687 Před 15 dny +2

    If you can't or won't respect my humanity then I'll teach you to fear the other side of humanity.

  • @puffer_frog
    @puffer_frog Před 22 dny +1

    I like it that humanity did not turn barbaric despite their genes being intact because they have lived for milenia with it, learning to control their violent urges while the aliens chose the easy path without realizing its consequenses.

  • @JimmyDoyel-by2cp
    @JimmyDoyel-by2cp Před měsícem +2

    This is like isekai, except the entire human race got hit by truck kun.

  • @JRRodriguez-nu7po
    @JRRodriguez-nu7po Před 2 měsíci +48

    The plot of thus story makes less sense the longer it goes.

    • @Michael--317
      @Michael--317 Před 2 měsíci +17

      Only got half an hour into it and I agree. For intelligent and advanced alien races, they sure are stupid and ruled by paranoia

    • @henrywilson2136
      @henrywilson2136 Před 2 měsíci +4

      ​@@Michael--317Well, when gotten to the end it makes sense.

    • @kyle18934
      @kyle18934 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@Michael--317 it wraps up somewhat nicely towards the end.
      it deffinately wasnt written by a person though. once i read someones comment on it being ai generated, the weird writing made sense.

    • @Pandzikizlasu80
      @Pandzikizlasu80 Před 2 měsíci +2

      ​@@Michael--317a turtle is only intelligent enough to hunt for lettuce, so imagine how intelligent is a lettuce 😂

    • @scifistories1977
      @scifistories1977  Před 2 měsíci +27

      It's definitely written by a human. This is the authors early work from over 3 years ago (pre chatgpt), so it may lack some finesse. I'll be bringing some newer work by him to the channel soon.

  • @Angelina-San
    @Angelina-San Před 22 dny +1

    Humans so weird that even the aliens are horrified of them without even encountering them

  • @mariomachadofilho
    @mariomachadofilho Před měsícem +2

    Oh well the jedi's gonna feel this

  • @waterflowzz5306
    @waterflowzz5306 Před 14 dny +1

    “The Mars Manufacturing Group” *Children of the Omnissiah starts playing*

  • @kingbillycokebottle5484
    @kingbillycokebottle5484 Před 2 měsíci +6

    Bro really said "Wollt ihr den totalen Krieg?!" And the boys didnt immediately snap to? Im disappointed in our descendants.

  • @HR-mp9ct
    @HR-mp9ct Před 2 měsíci +12

    Why are they using fluorescent lights on medical spaceship, do they just like the depressing atmosphere and sound they make

  • @nikoladd
    @nikoladd Před 2 měsíci +12

    That's a lotta sauerkraut!

    • @edwardroche2480
      @edwardroche2480 Před 2 měsíci

      I got a weed eater

    • @SolTerran5050
      @SolTerran5050 Před měsícem

      Bury it in the ground in a clay pot for a hundred years and make Kimchee 😂😂😂😂

    • @karlsmith2570
      @karlsmith2570 Před měsícem

      Sauerkraut is made from cabbage, not lettuce

  • @imhollywood1015
    @imhollywood1015 Před 2 měsíci +6

    So this is how liberty dies.

  • @wesleymiley2797
    @wesleymiley2797 Před 2 měsíci +16

    The aliens only forgot one thing: Mankind ALWAYS gets even, R!

  • @user-yz1yw9gu3c
    @user-yz1yw9gu3c Před měsícem +3

    Damn, this is a powerful story...

  • @larson389
    @larson389 Před 2 měsíci +14

    Pls more long books

    • @scifistories1977
      @scifistories1977  Před 2 měsíci +2

      I'm going to make a new playlist for all the completed and long stories. Will post it on my community page in the next few days.

  • @ericlondon2663
    @ericlondon2663 Před 2 měsíci +19

    Aliens in these stories have become standardized fools. They'll talk of peace but due to fear will always resort to violence first.
    Then the story unfolds predictably from there.
    Do all aliens need to be on the spectrum?

    • @toptiergaming6900
      @toptiergaming6900 Před 2 měsíci +3

      Yes

    • @synctrox9679
      @synctrox9679 Před 2 měsíci +4

      Cant be a hfy without aliens being absolute idiots because else they will look better than humans lol

    • @RequiemPoete
      @RequiemPoete Před 2 měsíci +1

      TBF if you just saw the monsters you were taught to fear from birth and kept you up at night as a child, just show up, you'd probably do something stupid too.

    • @pirksaddict
      @pirksaddict Před měsícem +2

      Turns out, a touch o' the 'tism is too typical to terribly temperamental non terrestrial types.

    • @sambathelionking
      @sambathelionking Před měsícem +1

      An annoying aspect of hfy is making humans physically stronger, or more violent, or better at war due to violent history. It's always based on fixed mindset, not growth mindset. The humans victory is inevitable because the writers feel they need to nerf the other aliens.

  • @SGC511
    @SGC511 Před měsícem +2

    Somebody has an embarrassingly primitive understanding of frontal lobe function.

  • @MrDbetz007
    @MrDbetz007 Před měsícem +1

    Honestly not a bad story. I find it somewhat amusing that the aliens feared us because of what we did on our own planet and not to them. Also, that fact that the attack was only a provocation to Humanity to fight harder. Well, they were not wrong about that we do tend to React aggressively once we are attacked and with something like an entire alien race to target well.

  • @ashleytyler2616
    @ashleytyler2616 Před měsícem +2

    Hear me out.... glyphosate in super soakers.

  • @gahlainrigh5927
    @gahlainrigh5927 Před měsícem +1

    Where are you going?! You're supposed to scare me! COME BACK HERE AND SCARE MEEEEE!

  • @user-bn8di6cy1b
    @user-bn8di6cy1b Před měsícem +1

    This needs to be a movie or tv series

  • @edwardroche2480
    @edwardroche2480 Před 2 měsíci +3

    I got a couple of bunny rabbits and they could take care of the Q tan problem.

    • @SolTerran5050
      @SolTerran5050 Před měsícem +1

      A herd of Cattle will take care of their core world 😂😂

  • @danielleriley2796
    @danielleriley2796 Před 2 měsíci +2

    The Kroeber problem… is it a problem, really? All the human fleet has to do is rescind the stand down order so now no orders were broken, sort of. Then send the fleets to him, way more than are 100% loyal to him. Then you have a huge fleet size in battle advantage so human losses are greatly minimised. Also since the restrained part of the human fleet is far bigger then they can curb and reign in kreigers actions, direct them, limit them, control them.
    By doing this Krieger wouldn’t feel abandoned and outgunned allowing him to calm and just unclench a little. No longer being pursued and hunted by his own and no longer outgunned at every planet. With this he won’t have the burning need to just go hard fast and total destruction, that is the safest and fastest way in battle, all out and no prisioners.
    This way the 30% of haters see that the fleet admiralty are with him and all is reunited and there is no problem. The kreiger lovers see that he isn’t being attacked and shot for treason. The 40% undecided have the decision made for them in a positive light by the Fleet Admiralty themselves. All sides joined again. There is a war on and there can be no devision at home if you want to win. The enemy is wiping out entire human planets and destroying food production, THATS EXTERMINATION type shit.

  • @danielleriley2796
    @danielleriley2796 Před 2 měsíci +3

    You see a problem? A defensive line BETWEEN A PLANET and an enemy firing actual solid projectiles. Every shot that the humans fire and subsequently miss the enemy defence fleet that’s lined up will then go on to hit the planet directly. If a kinetic round is being fired at relativistic speeds which means a fair few percent of the speed of light, then it is strong enough to go from rest to that speed within a billionth of a nanosecond. So that’s a physically strong block of whatever is being fired. So the point is that an atmosphere isn’t going to going to harm it much at all if at all. Also the human ships literally couldn’t miss, ever. If the crosshairs are on target when the round is sent on its way then at those speeds and at that distance it would hit seemingly instantly.
    Also bullets made out of radioactive waste are also kinetic weapons by the way. Anything solid and moving that was sent on its way with harm or death intended is a weapon and the mere movement of that anything is the kinetic part, so kinetic weapon.

    • @Iamkcs2c
      @Iamkcs2c Před měsícem

      Not very useful to say anything that moves and is a weapon is a "kinetic" weapon. Cyanide doesn't hurt you unless it "moves" into your body? i build a nuke here, but it is a kinetic weapon only if I send it to you (but if I bring you here, it no longer is?)
      I know people use "kinetic" in some contexts to differentiate between cyber/propaganda/and "blowing stuff up" but it breaks down if you are talking about the differences between ways of breaking things - laser, bullet, chemical, radiation, explosion, nuclear weapon, knife, heat, asphyxiation - they are only "the same" if you are comparing them to a subversive billboard.

  • @FructusSum
    @FructusSum Před 2 měsíci +12

    Over 2 hours is not a short story 😂, but it was a good one

  • @jameswoods8849
    @jameswoods8849 Před 2 měsíci +3

    22:53 To be the mars manufacturing groups ceo.
    💰💰💰💰💰💰💰

  • @Bomaderry
    @Bomaderry Před měsícem +1

    The Aliens need to know we are not all Vegans and plant killers.

  • @Darcifeus37
    @Darcifeus37 Před 24 dny +1

    Mike is a real one...

  • @bc64100
    @bc64100 Před 2 měsíci +2

    HUMANS :WE ARE COMING FOR YOU LITTLE ALIENS ""(HUMAN KNOW WAR AND WE ARE WAR AND WE ARE AT PEACE WITH THAT HUMANS WILL ALL WAYS BE THAT !)

  • @JoannaHammond
    @JoannaHammond Před 17 dny +1

    So Trappist had a shield they could not get through, then later on ship fragments where crushing buildings?

  • @zerospace101
    @zerospace101 Před 26 dny +1

    Space Lettuce lol. So Human

  • @americandad4864
    @americandad4864 Před 26 dny +1

    Rest in peace Tom Hanks

  • @MonkeWithThaZa
    @MonkeWithThaZa Před 2 měsíci +3

    FOR THE GOD EMPEROR!

  • @jchew7288
    @jchew7288 Před měsícem +2

    You know what they say “In space no one hears you scream” 😏

  • @rbtsubs
    @rbtsubs Před měsícem +1

    Nope. They know nothing about a recon ship that was watching them and gave a stupid answer " We represent no one" wouldn't get your ship repaired and wouldn't get a friendly reception especially when they seem ready for war

  • @MrFROLAC
    @MrFROLAC Před měsícem +1

    this story is all over the shop...

  • @diarradunlap9337
    @diarradunlap9337 Před měsícem +1

    Earth 2nd Amendment Protocol ACTIVATED.

  • @shuavonhaven190
    @shuavonhaven190 Před měsícem +1

    Based space libratarian president

  • @jessoliver2955
    @jessoliver2955 Před měsícem +1

    QTAN is a SPACE DEMOCRAT!

  • @howardchambers9679
    @howardchambers9679 Před 2 měsíci +3

    I'm really pleased that the USA is the dominant power on earth in the future, who needs all those other nations? Air force one still exists! The arrogance isn't unbelievable but it is jarring. Tbh, it's bollocks.

  • @iamchuckrock
    @iamchuckrock Před měsícem +2

    Good work!

  • @TommieTrumper-TFC1200
    @TommieTrumper-TFC1200 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Salad days are over boys, it’s Kreiger time….

  • @kevindeantonio5582
    @kevindeantonio5582 Před 2 měsíci +1

    This was a good story up until the Harmony Battle, it seemed like the Alien Lettuce had no chance against us, and then the next thing I know, we are on the brink of destruction. I know that there was a gap/jump in the story as I'm listening to it. But even going back, the jump is still there. Unfortunate...

  • @Monkey36044
    @Monkey36044 Před měsícem +1

    Agent orange, really man this is dark😂

  • @DeeDorsey-wx2co
    @DeeDorsey-wx2co Před 2 měsíci +1

    We had to put those Broccoli stalks in their place...toss their salad..lol

    • @SolTerran5050
      @SolTerran5050 Před měsícem +1

      Nice Green bean Casserole 😂😂😂😂

  • @OdeInWessex
    @OdeInWessex Před měsícem +2

    Love the bit where Consciousness was used instead if conscience...😂

  • @markblack5460
    @markblack5460 Před 2 měsíci +5

    Agent orange anyone?

    • @dfxjedi
      @dfxjedi Před 2 měsíci

      I thought of that right away

    • @SolTerran5050
      @SolTerran5050 Před měsícem

      nah All plant eating animals on Earth 😂😂😂😂

  • @gainesswilliams2700
    @gainesswilliams2700 Před 7 dny +1

    Thanks!

  • @STLPLAYB0Y
    @STLPLAYB0Y Před měsícem +1

    Now I understand Plants vs Zombies clearly the zombies were attacked first by crazy lettuce😅

  • @adamstewart276
    @adamstewart276 Před měsícem +1

    Some of your videos sound like you are using a voice filter or AI, but some like this one sound like a real person. Did the AI sites use your voice to clone the AI voice people use for narration by chance?

  • @TheSolidSnakeOil
    @TheSolidSnakeOil Před 2 měsíci +3

    Well, the ending was rather abrupt. Real Game of Thrones season 8 vibes.

  • @williamchandler2937
    @williamchandler2937 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Dont forget the krutons crunchy,hmm.

  • @fkbradley319
    @fkbradley319 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Humanity out here tossing space salad

    • @SolTerran5050
      @SolTerran5050 Před měsícem

      The ultimate shit sandwich 😂😂😂😂

  • @sambathelionking
    @sambathelionking Před měsícem +1

    20 minutes in, I've Bern listening to a bit of hfy now, so far this one is one of the better ones. It started a bit silly though with them committing suicide. I guess if it's traumatic enough to watch certainly it could happen but just narrating it makes it silly. Better if you'd devoted a proper chapter to the emotional trauma watching ww2 entailed so we can better u derstand why they held so much fear.

  • @CHMichael
    @CHMichael Před 2 měsíci +7

    I just thought - i heard that before.

  • @frostyduck578
    @frostyduck578 Před 25 dny +1

    Wo would want to fight knowing they could be picked up and served in a sandwich

  • @c.guydubois8270
    @c.guydubois8270 Před 2 měsíci +2

    "Teleporter event horizon" wormhole tech?

  • @cambobaginds9274
    @cambobaginds9274 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Wonder if they are crispy in a salad. Chomp

  • @mariomachadofilho
    @mariomachadofilho Před měsícem +1

    Prepare cesar dressing cannon

    • @smartwizardst1
      @smartwizardst1 Před 10 dny

      That's a severely underrated comment right there, good sir 😂

  • @RustyEcks
    @RustyEcks Před měsícem

    Loving it!

  • @abulletant1147
    @abulletant1147 Před 6 dny

    how mentally ill are aliens to kill themselves over seeing humans fight eachother

  • @arandomsystemglitch2398
    @arandomsystemglitch2398 Před 2 měsíci +1

    By all means they destroyed about half of a entire world pop while effectively destroying the entire world what keiger did wasnt really going rouge if he planed to more or less destroy a single planet

  • @ThomasJeffersonEdwardsIV
    @ThomasJeffersonEdwardsIV Před měsícem +1

    Crouton…
    🥗👽🤠

  • @jameswoods8849
    @jameswoods8849 Před měsícem

    7:13 thinking about the FTL vs Wormhole is like Star Trek vs event horizon (1997)

  • @davidhenderson3400
    @davidhenderson3400 Před 2 měsíci +3

    I was expecting Roundup or Crossbow but they want one better straight to Agent Orange

  • @denisemcdougal6445
    @denisemcdougal6445 Před 2 měsíci

    Good story