Hitman 2 Escalation: JOGGER KNOCKOUTS! (Let's Play The Simmons Concussion Escalation)
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- In Hitman 2 Escalation The Simmons Concussion, Agent 47 takes a break from all the killing to enjoy a nice relaxing time in Miami, knocking out joggers with cans of fizzy pop. Join Andy and Jane as they demonstrate the terrible effects energy drinks will have on your health in this Hitman 2 gameplay on Xbox One, and subscribe for more Hitman!
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"A gift opportunity in the horsemouth" makes a comeback
47: Diana
Diana: Yes, 47?
47: I asked for a vacation in Hawai'i and you sent me to Siberia to assassinate half a prison.
Diana: Yes.
47: I want my vacation in Hawai'i.
Diana: How about Florida?
47: Okay.
Diana: And you just have to bean a few people with soda cans.
47: ...
Diana: ...
47: I'll take it.
I read this in their voices and it makes it so much better
It is typical Florida behaviour.
@@Paldasan Ah! The adventures of a Florida man.
In my head, this is now canon. Thank you.
Andy, talking about philosophy: the masks we all wear...
Jane, forgetting other people AREN'T eldritch beings: ...human faces.
Your face is just a mask your skeleton wears
@@felixc543 touche. but your skull is just the helmet your brain wears?
@@aerongray2228 But isn’t your brain just a flesh prison for the chemical reactions that create your consciousness?
@@Cheezbuckets ah, its masks all the way down!
Clearly the reason the running coach can see through all disguises is because he is 47's personal trainer. How else does 47 stay in such great shape.
It was really inspirational how even when Jane and Andy had trouble finding soda at the beginning they maintained a can-do attitude
You deserve a Boo Award!
“and then, like, they can all talk about their trauma afterwards as well.”
not only their psychological trauma, but also their permanent head trauma that robo-47 has inevitably forced on them
"Jester energy drinks: Definitely Not Lethal."
I think that's the viral marketing angle they were aiming for.
On the whiteboard in the medical area of this level it says J Douglas suffered from dehydration, now we know why, she couldn't find any cans of Jester
Also after that one hot summer livestream (it was hot as hell all over europe back then) we know now that soda drinks do poor job in keeping her hydrated :) So that whiteboard was in a strange way true :P
If it doesn’t say “died by an exploding duck” for mike then I would be disappointed.
@@PankajYadav-zx8zf I believe his medical condition is "Explosive Diarhea"
Herman De Vries at least half of the oxbox crew should have died due to dysentry.
@@PankajYadav-zx8zf 47 on the Oregon Trail. Leave only one survivor. The rest need to look like they died from accident or illness.
Andy: ‘ no wait thats bad ‘
"Alright let's just start choking people out and see what happens" Jane Douglas 2019
"And in the game too"
"I'll just smash from behind"
@Joshua Thoresen lol damit you beat me to this comment first, Jane for president 2020!
Andy: “ if I accidentally see some racing, I’ll be mad.”
He already did, when they were talking about F1 and even playing it so many times. That counts as racing, virtual racing but still racing. Andy is probably permanently mad when around Mike :D
"wait for the pop" applies to both graphics pop and advice for breaking necks
@@ApesWithEgos As well as those from Pittsburgh, PA. Shoutout to any fellow Yinzers reading this!
47: throws tiny can
Target: ow what was that for
47: throws another can
Target: GUA-
47: rapid fire cans
Wait, that speedboat is called Martinez? Huh. That means it must be Hector Delgado's boat.
I love these little connections in every level.
IKR its so funny seeing the tv's talk about colorado and stuff
He's actually in the level! He's in one of those paddocks meeting with the Sheikh from the Paris level.
"Just going to loosen up your core"... "A comfortable little spiral" the Jane and Andy treatment plan coming soon to a physio near you 😁
What I love about this is that someone somewhere contacted ICA and said "Look, I don't want these people dead, I just want them to get beaned by an energy drink" and Diana just sent 47 out to do it for a laugh.
"No one's looking at Florida Man"? Oh boy, big mistake...
Any opportunity to watch Oxbox play Hitman has to be taken. It's my favourite series of videos.
same
Jane: throws full soda can into area where neck meets skull.
Jane: Thanks Diana for the non-lethal escalation.
Me: I'm pretty sure throwing a full can into the base of someone's skull, with agent 47s strength, is lethal.
It's only crippling braindamage.
In real life it would be, but we are playing in a world where a bald man dressed as a flamingo can exit an area by flying like a bird from the roof :P
Ever wonder if 47 thinks to himself he could make the world a better place if he killed the idiots who hire him to do ramdom insignificant crap like this rather then the poor schmucks he hits with soda or dead fish? lol
@@blakearmentrout7717 Its even funnier if you think he believes beaning people upside the head with a fish is making the world a better place.
Andy's impression of 47 sounds a lot like Morgan Freeman. Lol
"Jester brings you back from unconsciousness." Please tell me that I am not the only Critical Role fan who thought that this was absolutely hilarious.
The worst cleric ever... we love her :)
"I can't kill someone with a hot dog..." No, Jane, I'm quite certain you could...
A hot dog has almost the same radius at the esophagus
@@kharnthebetrayer8251 That's exactly what I was thinking. Getting suffocated by a hot dog would be an unusual way of proving that too much processed meat is bad for you...
@@kharnthebetrayer8251 My hopes of getting bashed over the head with several hot dogs and getting killed by it have been squashed.
@@gosportjamie my brother almost suffocated on a hotdog sausage once my mom then hit him on the back to help him cough it up and it flew all the way across the table so I can confirm you can definitely kill someone with a sausage
One would imagine that 47 is grim enough that he could just terrify a passer-by into going to get a soda can for him...
scorpiñator you do this in Mumbai except it’s with fine silk not soda cans, you can get it for free because he is so intimidating😂
Agent 47 takes a break from all his murder contracts to take some of ICAs lesser known prank contracts
Agent 47 really jogged those runners’ minds with the soda cans in this video 😂
It's a brilliant viral marketing campaign. "Florida Man Assaults Joggers with Energy Drinks" Easy publicity.
You think a robot could play the bongos with such passion?
I don't think so
I see Jane's catchphrase of "sup my dudes" is spreading. First Andy, then the world
I'm not waiting for Hitman to say it in one of the new missions :P
I bet Agent 47 simply invented this mission coz those joggers must have pissed him off in the past.
47 pranking people, waiting for Andy to have 47 put a VR headset on the target and take them to a different country! 🤣
😂😂😂
I want to hear "It's just a prank, bro!" from 47s voice actor, now.
So this escalation is just Diana trying to make 47 crack a smile?
"He has no disguise, other than the mask that we all wear"
Welp, that's my existential dread for the day.
Listen to The Stranger by Billy Joel- really addresses the issue of how we love to wear our masks...
We all pretend to be humans from time to time ... or not humans if you are one :D
Still, it's hard to beat "...ever wonder if you already have the clothes you're going to die in?" from Marston Mondays.
@@BogeyTheBear I'd totally forgotten about that one! Personally I'm still mentally curled up on the floor after Jane's "remember when birthdays were fun and not just a relentless march towards the grave" from the birthday stream
@@thecadaver Jane - the embodiment of Dark Souls ... but with better graphics :P (i hope she doesn't eldritch blast me to nothingness for that statement :D).
These Let's Plays radiate such a chaotic energy I love it
"Jogger's just running around the place completely uncanned..." What an uncanny situation he's found himself in.
If you wanted to give that guy gold you could have just thrown your small gold bar into his hat.
Woohoo more Hitman but I'm not sure what it says about me that i enjoy digital premeditated murder so much, well in this case Knockouts that people never seem to wake up from.
They do wake up (if someone finds them), we just diden't stick around long enough to see it :P
You can’t judge 47’s cloths...he is always dressed to kill ☺️
47 has not one but two new careers from this episode: Internet Prankster and Rap Artist.
The underlying morality lessons and irony in Hitman escalations always strikes me as thought out only minimally, but in a good way. Like the devs were sitting there saying "Pacifying a jogger with an energy drink? Yeah, there's some kind of lesson there, let's do it."
The first takedown in the intro reminds me so much of the stuff i do in the Batman Arkham games. "Love me.", "Let me hug you.", "Hey do you think my deo smells bad?".
After watching them run around the map looking for cans, I was metaphorically shouting at my screen. There are soda machines in the parking area.
After all the times they choked out the Flamingo I am surprised they forgot.
They play these levels after such long breaks, it's no surprise they forget.
@@MSte21 When you put it THAT way it sounds almost reasonable. :D
This is a terrible marketing ploy. Run up to possible buyers and throw the can into their face.
What's next, a second part where he leaves a survey on their corp...I mean resting bodies?
Survey - on a scale of 1 to 10 how dead are you and would you choose to be killed by this agent again?
ICA: *Opens pranking division.*
Also ICA: *assigns literally the top agent to do the pranking.*
"let's just start choking people out and see what happens."
Jane, that's not what passive aggressive means.
The coach can't see through your disguise if you pacify him first, a soda can to the head would do...
The irony in 47 being humorless is that his voice actor, David Bateson is frikkin' hilarious. I've watched him as a part of the London Toast Theatre, aka Crazy Christmas Cabaret, for the last 10 years, and he is just the best.
Fun fact I learnt while studying fingerprint analysis: Fingerprints are only partially genetic; the overall ridge pattern (arch, loop, whorl, etc.) and ridge count are genetic, but the minutiae (the tiny details of the ridges) are not, and it's the minutiae that are used to identify a fingerprint. So even identical twins have different fingerprints.
I'm really digging this "Punked" reboot. Who needs Ashton Kutcher?
I like to drink soda
Every day
I drink soda in
A major way.
Don't drink soda 47 ways. I hear it's a real knockout!
Must've been a slow week for assassination contracts for Agent 47. It appears Diana has wanted 47 to take on some Pacification contracts instead...
Also thanks for another brilliant video as always, and have a wonderful day everyone! 😊💜💚
If this was real life, there'd be Jester Energy Drink vending machines full of cans all over the place!
Another rhyming mission, Wacko the backo, Hit with Wit, Choke that Bloke! Couldn't resist....groan
As pointed out by others, you can buy soda cans from the vending machines with coins. Also, in that building next to the pier, you can get the keys to a speedboat to exit the mission.
*snrrrk* I do love it when Hitman just has some fun with itself. Sending 47, of all people, to throw a couple of soda cans at joggers. The only way this could have been better is if you had to do it in the Flamingo Costume. XD I do miss Mike, though! He hasn't been in a lot of these sorts of videos lately. Yes, perhaps a pacification mission is a little tame for him, but I would like to have the whole gang back together for these. (Or is he working on the homing briefcase?)
I love imagining the guards scanning the area like a terminator in this game, only to hear a coin softly landing in grass ten feet away. His head snaps around, his eyes narrow and he says,. "Not today miscreants, this is why I signed up!." 😤
Security guard: Command I think I just heard 25c.
Command: Are you sure?
Security guard: Yes, sounded like 2 dimes and a nickel.
Command: Better check it out.
Security guard: Roger that.
It took me way too long to realise it said "Avoid Coach" and not "A Void Coach" like a coach of the void.
Red Bull gives you wings, Jester gives you throbbing headaches.
"I haven't got time for Story telling, I Need soda!"... Story of my life.
Also Champagne is the Adult soda-pop.
I think 47 would either prank you by putting milk in your shoes or beating you with a lead pipe. And its an new twist on the tango faceslap ad.
13:40 Andy sees someone with a big white dot over his head, the universal Hitman symbol for 'enforcer', walks right up to him anyway.
I really want to know the sequence of event that led to someone hiring a hitman to screw with some guy on his jog.
Without further ado, a dramatic reading:
Client: "Steve from accounting keeps stealing my lunch out of the company fridge and I'm really cross about it."
ICA: "So you want us to kill him?"
Client:"Oh goodness no, I just want you to mess with him. Bean him with a soda can while he's on his jog and really mess up his day off. Maybe take out his girlfriend too."
ICA:"...."
Client:"...."
ICA: "That'll be 150,000 US dollars"
Client: "Deal"
"you're gonna have a dream about whatever you like best" :O Andy is that a Good Omens quote? (or is that my hyperfixation talking? lol)
BewareTheJadePhoenix I straight away searched the comments to see if anyone else thought that might be a Good Omens reference too! XD
I can see it now... On the next episode of Punk'd, Agent 47 subdues 22 cultist security guards to place a whoopie cushion on the leader's chair during a grand banquette.
I'm almost sure I saw it explained the "seeing through walls" thing is not that he actually sees through walls, but there was no other way to replicate 47's sensorial capabilities in video-game form. So technically he has godlike powers and he can hear/smell/feel the presence of people even through walls.
Love these vids! Thanks Oxbox!
If you've seen BASEketball, you know the damage a hotdog can do.
We miss you Mr Denslow.
"ok lets just start choking people out and see what happens"
I just, oh Jane.
Ah! One of Jane’s best quotes makes another appearance! (Aka the best senior quote ever)
John's theory about 47 being an android could also explain why Diana is able to see and talk to him without any cameras or headphones.
He is bio-engineered super human clone, he probably have them build into his head :P
Pranking... with a concussion and possible TBI. lol
47 being a robot makes loads of sense, that's where all his skills come from, just downloaded being an awesome drummer.
Might have been a contract by the World Health Organisation as well.
yes Jane and Andy, you teach those joggers a thing or to and prove that energy drinks are very bad for your health at the same time. All without killing anyone, what a great holiday for 47.
throwing soda at guy's head is so 47 thou
I like to think that Jester energy hired Agent 47 to throw cans of their energy drink at various people exercising as an extreme advertising promotion for their new energy drink flavor. It's probably a new cotton candy flavor.
Jane (and Jon), in the canon (at least in the first games) he is (was?) a genetically engineered super human made in a lab (he is the clone number 47 after all [fun fact: he did kill all the other clones at the end of the first game]), so he probably have some sort of enhancements or bio-implants in his eyes to let him see thru walls and mark targets (he may be even directly connected to some spy satellites :)).
Diana: 47, we have a contract in Florida. A couple of joggers need to be...... *tries to think of something* pacified with some soda cans? Do get on that, would you?
47: This will be great content for my prank channel.
Diana: What was that?
47: Uhm, nothing, Diana.
Man, OX is so cool. Names in a Hitman level? Names in a Halo book? A cocktail made just to antagonize Andy!? Getting a BINGO of cool video games nods.
47 should’ve been genetically engineered to have the same fingerprints as a koala since they infamously have similar prints to humans and have caused confusion at real crime scenes (note, this doesn’t work so well outside Australia)
There are koalas to blame all over the world in zoos :P
Hitman: Summer Vacation
"Blammo!"
Having that woman basically walk into the soda can at the very end was amazing!
I like the idea that 47 is a replicant and every time he dies on a mission you dont load the save they just make a new one. Maybe he has a limited lifespan like a Blade runner replicant as well and only lives like 5 years lol
9:35 - "You're canned!"
Thank you for playing these I love Hitman
My headcanon is that he can't see through walls, he just has superbly honed senses a la Daredevil.
Or maybe he has X-ray vision, who knows.
Genetically engineered super human assassin clone number 47 ... he can have it all :P
Next week: The Burger anti-heist! Dress like a king and hand out delicious burgers! Wait.... #sponsoredheists
@9:55 Andy: It's basically pranking people.
I'd really hate to be around the oxboxtra office around April fool's day if Andy thinks throwing a full can of soda hard to enough to knock you unconscious is a good laugh...
I bought soda from the vending machine by the Flamingo. I then decided to nick that costume while I was there, and have decided that everything is better while dressed as a Flamingo.
Yeah, I also wanted to comment on how the coach runner could possibly see through a guy in a flamingo suit. It's not exactly the most menacing sight ever or anything lol
“Jester, It’s a knockout” made me snort. I’d put that on a T-shirt if I knew how.
The hottest prank meme of 2019: cranial trauma with an off-brand energy drink. Don't try that one at home.
this was entertaining to just listen to as I play Kingdoms of Amalur.
Jane: "I bet he'd burn really badly".
Silly goose, robots don't get sunburnt 😉
The world's most emotionless man saying "This is going to be hilarious" is definitely in the top 10 thing you dont want to hear.
24:05 24:45 Andy says, "She probably had her mouth open..."
I would watch the HELL out of a Hitman: Prank Edition youtube channel, starring the most humorless man in the world, Agent 47. New channel idea OX?
47's vacation is knocking people unconscious rather than killing them.
I worked as a security guard for years, and not once did someone call over the radio about Omega Protocol...
Now I think I have wasted all of those years
@@drewpamon true enough :D
Can you choke out someone while they do pushups? Y'all should gm have done that for science
Andy, the collision of 2 objects head on doesn't work like that. Only if the one object is severely smaller will the other Impart more inertia on it.so in actuality, the jogger imparted more force on the sofa can than the soda can on the jogger.