Nah, see, what happened was Batman snuck in, folded Harry like laundry, then pimped out with Lois to get her medical attention while Clark taught the other guy why you don't hit a lady. As for why no one saw any of this? He's The Goddamn Batman. He can legit sneak up on Superman and Martian Man hunter, both of whom are psychic to some degree.
I don't know how high you gotta be to rob the girlfriend of a man who can blow a solar system with a sneeze but whatever that drug is it must be life changing
Props to Harry for even having the thought, which even the supervillans refuse to enter into their brain. Just cuz of the sheer overwhelming fear of what Superman will do with their entrails 🤣🤣
"Dude! I f@cked Superman's ho! Ain't nobody gonna believe me, but I did!" "Yes, just like nobody will believe your friend when he tells people that Superman turned your skull into an ash tray." "Say what now--"
1:36, What’s funny is that he didn’t prevent that robber from accidentally striking Lois 2:16, despite being able to instantly swat one of them without a sound. As if he’s waiting for them to marinate in just in just how big a hole they’ve dug themselves, even at Lois’ expense. He’s just that pissed.
@@BanishedSilentShadow3318I don't know, I think that man's already at the point of no return when he drugged and tapped Lois. All he can do now is contemplate all of his life choices that led him up to this point...if he was given the chance to do that. In which, as you can see, Clark didn't give him that.
Only thing dumber than this is trying to rob Capsule Corp when Vegeta's in the building and you accidentally knock out his daughter. There's no Dragon Ball or Kai powerful enough to bring you back from that ass beating.
@@BigWired wouldve made sense too though we know that Louis has helped supes deal with threats many times before, makes sense she would be holding onto a Kryptonite Sword especially considering Zod and his crew have very likely had followers that tried to get revenge on supes
Honestly if it was lex that’s even worse Lord only knows what he would as the same man saved his sis from cancer, then reinfected it while he still held her hand
They should be lucky they didn’t break into Omni man’s house If you watched the death battle between him and homelander,you know what I’m talking about
He wouldn't have watched like this version of Superman. Ofc alternatively they could've ran into Mark instead, which probably would've given them better odds but really not by much if they pulled the same shit they did with Lois on Debbie.
1:41 At that point I would have turned to superman and asked him to either kill me, or arrest me. I'm not going to sit here while my best friend talks about what he did to Louis lane.
When he said he drugged Lois Lane, I thought that was as bad as this could get. But the end, I had to remove my hat to mourn the absolute murder these two would endure.
Oh god, oh goooodddd… I have to bury my face into the pillows so hard because I was laughing enough to wake the dead. I swear, your skits get better and better. And just… the comedic timing, when Harry stands up straight and Superman is RIGHT. BEHIND. HIM. That was just really frigging good.
That's how you turn Superman into Homelander
Ong lil bro 😂
@@Lepardc why lil?
he's lucky he didn't robe batman s house because the only money he would be robbing is money to pay for he's hospital bills
@@badreedinedjellali1328 Homelander would crush his skull while smirking like what he did in s2 by stomping a guy's head out while smirking.
@@Lepardc bro I started actually having tears come from my face at end
Love how they both looked at Herry with same "Damn you're actually crazy."
It was at that moment that Joker got the idea to kill Lois Lane
His name was Harry
@@Anakinvoorhees"was"
@@andressanchez232 yea was as in no longer Harry now he is a folded piece of art
Man was folded so beautifully he deserved to be put in the Louvre
Harry is literally a representation of that friend we all stopped hanging out with in high school or college
Fuckin' right? And I thought Jerry was the fuck - up 'round here.
Most def. If we both would have survived I would have killed him. 😂🤣😂🤣🤣
w❤@@oceanberserkerpp)fbbkkpp
Î 2:10 2:10
I love how he silently folded Harry, Clark been chilling with Bats too much bruh 🤣🤣🤣
Fr in fact Bats actually taught Superman how to fight properly
@@Anakinvoorhees He also got boxing lessons from Mohammed Ali in a story.
@@bthsr7113 didn’t Ali also beat him to a bloody stain in a fight where Superman couldn’t use his powers
Nah, see, what happened was Batman snuck in, folded Harry like laundry, then pimped out with Lois to get her medical attention while Clark taught the other guy why you don't hit a lady.
As for why no one saw any of this? He's The Goddamn Batman. He can legit sneak up on Superman and Martian Man hunter, both of whom are psychic to some degree.
@@masaruten
"Why you don't hit a lady"
Equality you sexist
I don't know how high you gotta be to rob the girlfriend of a man who can blow a solar system with a sneeze but whatever that drug is it must be life changing
More like life ending
I WANT TWO OF YOUR FINEST BATCHES
More like life ending my guy
A lot of people use that drug, it’s called stupid
@xana7617 I mean she was drugged so it wasn't exactly her fault.
Bro: "No one's gonna believe me, but God will"
Supes: "You wanna make sure he does?"
2:12
Bro:”👁👄👁“
The fact Harry got folded in silence while holding a Kryptonite sword, just show how pissed my boy Superman was🤣🤣🤣🤣
No noise 💀💀
Props to Harry for even having the thought, which even the supervillans refuse to enter into their brain. Just cuz of the sheer overwhelming fear of what Superman will do with their entrails 🤣🤣
Doesn't matter, he tapped Supes' girl
@@Kronos0999 bro didn’t just tap her, he drugged her 😭
@@justaguywithagoodphoto4801 Yeah rape.
@@Kronos0999 Yeah he raped his girl.
Everyone except Joker lmao
The fact that Harry got folded in silence 😭😭😭
Clark was so fast the sound didn’t pick up on the mic
Yo i fell to the floor when Jerry turned around
In silence! 😭
Didn't even have time to cry for his mama.
@@oceanberserker the word folded in this comment is what gets me
2:18
The reaction seeing his friend dead kills me every time
Me too!!🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro got his feet up in the air 💀
It’s funnier on repeat
Dead on the ride
"Dude! I f@cked Superman's ho! Ain't nobody gonna believe me, but I did!"
"Yes, just like nobody will believe your friend when he tells people that Superman turned your skull into an ash tray."
"Say what now--"
Didn't he say he drugged her 🤣😭
@@retronerds6884 I’ve never seen someone so confident about drugging someone in my life! Dude had this coming
@@CombatSportsNerd nigga was out here pulling a cardi b yeah
@@CombatSportsNerd cardi b has entered the chat
@@terrorbeatz2220 cardi b gave this man some ideas 😂
Superman just floating and listening before he take action 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Menace behavior 😂😂
@@malwrldindeed bro
Excellent work as always
Damn rip the robber man he didn’t deserve to get set up like that 😂😂😂
This is what happens when you let THAT one in the squad take the lead. NEVER let them take the lead.
"Nobody'll believe me! But God will!"
What a coincidence, cause you're about to meet him!
His face through the mask was HILARIOUS 😂😂. I legit couldnt Breath when I saw it. I was laughing so damn hard.
“I gotta tap that.”
Superman: I hope you enjoyed that, because you won’t live for a second helping.
*Meanwhile in Injustice universe*
Harry: Thank you Joker. If you hadn't kill her Superman would have found out about me and Lois.
Superman would still run his fade.
It would be even worse if he found out.
And the fact that lois was pregnant too. Imagine if the kid wasn't superman's but was Harry's
Nah, this is the real origin for Injustice Superman.
I just love how he be talking like Superman doesn’t have super hearing 😂💀
1:36, What’s funny is that he didn’t prevent that robber from accidentally striking Lois 2:16, despite being able to instantly swat one of them without a sound. As if he’s waiting for them to marinate in just in just how big a hole they’ve dug themselves, even at Lois’ expense. He’s just that pissed.
He was busy folding Harry in that second.
@@jeremiahharris3950lol 😂😂😂
2:13 I regret all my life decisions up to this point 😂😂🤣
Man probably would've gotten a slap on the wrist if he hadn't smacked Superman's girl
@@BanishedSilentShadow3318I don't know, I think that man's already at the point of no return when he drugged and tapped Lois. All he can do now is contemplate all of his life choices that led him up to this point...if he was given the chance to do that. In which, as you can see, Clark didn't give him that.
Only thing dumber than this is trying to rob Capsule Corp when Vegeta's in the building and you accidentally knock out his daughter. There's no Dragon Ball or Kai powerful enough to bring you back from that ass beating.
I feel vegeta personally would destroy the dragon balls SO U CANT COME BACK
@@kawaiionee-chan9557 nah he'll personally gather all 7 dragon balls just to resurrect him in order to beat his ass again.
@@ashwolf2006 lmaoooo
That plot twist got me😂
See, honestly, I thought when Terry brought out the kryptonite sword, that it was Lex Luthor’s place they broke into.
@@BigWired wouldve made sense too though we know that Louis has helped supes deal with threats many times before, makes sense she would be holding onto a Kryptonite Sword especially considering Zod and his crew have very likely had followers that tried to get revenge on supes
Honestly if it was lex that’s even worse
Lord only knows what he would as the same man saved his sis from cancer, then reinfected it while he still held her hand
1:41 😂😂 the BEST “wtf horrified” face I have EVER seen
1:44 The moment I saw Superman show up, I knew it was up for them
Bros legs looked like a move in ice skating when Superman folded him 😂
The moment Superman showed up....I already knew how fucked up they were gonna be.
But that Lois Lane part......even their SOULS will beg for mercy.
Superman with that "whose man is this?" face and the ending, fucking hilarious
They should be lucky they didn’t break into Omni man’s house
If you watched the death battle between him and homelander,you know what I’m talking about
He wouldn't have watched like this version of Superman. Ofc alternatively they could've ran into Mark instead, which probably would've given them better odds but really not by much if they pulled the same shit they did with Lois on Debbie.
"Im gonna feed you your own heart"
Remember what I promised you?
@@hyperbomb7437 *”Now swallow.”*
@@Z.L.RMerry Christmas
1:41
At that point I would have turned to superman and asked him to either kill me, or arrest me. I'm not going to sit here while my best friend talks about what he did to Louis lane.
when he turned around and saw his friend folded and started cying i was DYINGGG XD
Yo the absolute horror in his face tells it all 😂😂😂 1:41
"Bite that pillow, son, you're about to find out why I'm called "The Man of Steel"
1:40 the way superman looks at harry🤣🤣🤣
“Nobody will believe me. But god will”
Ohhhh you have no idea
I was half expecting them to be robbing Jerry
Nah, Jerry would have just killed them both with no hesitation
Nah the only enemies Jerry has are kids
@@CombatSportsNerd Fr.
Tom and Jerry screams threw me over the edge. 🤣🤣🤣
2:12 you know he going to receive the clapping from superman now
NGL I think superman would have let him go if didn't do that
He was saying at a lot of good shit but he had to slap lois lane and make superman turn into homelander then you immediately start crying lol
People really underestimate just how close to being done with our shit Superman is.
Dang imagine if this was Selena’s house instead, Batman may not have powers but he’s been more brutal than Superman normally
Nah you fucking run if this was Mary Jane's home dude. Hell that might not even help. Spidey is damn fast.
@@williambeck2372 no jokes? no bluffing? no acrobatics? well........
@@horrotalesans5312 The jokes are about Morgues and how small your coffin is when he's done with ya
"But God will"
Fam, you're about to meet him 🤣🤣🤣
That scream at the end, icing on the cake.
2:15 got me in tears😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
Man just be glad it wasn’t Batman because he wouldn’t have just stole your bones
When he said he drugged Lois Lane, I thought that was as bad as this could get. But the end, I had to remove my hat to mourn the absolute murder these two would endure.
I feel the other guy was set up by Harry, didn't help when Harry jusy spilled the beans on what he did to Lois right in front of superman
When he slapped Lois, that was when Injustice started
2:13 is the most threatening image I’ve ever seen for no reason.
My brother ain't even gonna get a open casket
Your skits are always so funny bro!!🤣🤣Keep it up my guy, sending encouragement from the Caribbean
Appreciate it bro, Shoutout to my Caribbeans
Ayeee
Yoooo!!!
What he did to Lois was an...Injustice.
superman sitting like "this yo boi huh"
Superman: Let me talk to you real quick
Oh god, oh goooodddd… I have to bury my face into the pillows so hard because I was laughing enough to wake the dead. I swear, your skits get better and better.
And just… the comedic timing, when Harry stands up straight and Superman is RIGHT. BEHIND. HIM. That was just really frigging good.
saw the title n knew it was bout to be a banger
It usually is
2:14 If you didn't know what Fear Was.... This is it
Bruh did he just admit to giving Superman girl drugged and geting with her tooo plus breaking in. That’s 3 strikes my guy you out 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That cry when he saw harry folded like that had me dying.
Just love Mal's superman's "oh did you now" 1:44
“No one’s gonna believe me, but God will.” - Harry 2022
I legit expected a "You picked the wrong house, fool!" but this was a million times better
the way how superman folded his boy rest in peace🙏🏽😂
I feel this happened at least once in his life.
It never goes well when the homie be casing the joint. Lol
Cold thing is…….Superman literally saw that slap coming from a mile away……in slow motion
The knocked out pose with the middle finger up got me weak😭😭😭
Welp he is going injustice mode
I wouldve looked him in the face and said You Aint Batman! You not bout to do nothin but send me to jail
Thought he pulled up to Jerry’s house, but this was a pleasent surprise in of itself.
His boys legs up in the air had me dead 😂
I know he didn't just turn that man into a ficus 😂
I have never seen a goon so lacking in spatial awareness in my entire life
1:41 even though I can’t see his mouth, I LOVE the expression here. This part of the skit was so funny 😂
Folded shorty like Caleb 😂😭😭
HE WAS STRAIGHT FACED THE WHOLE TIME 😂😂😂😂
Right when he said he taped Lois Lane I died 💀💀💀 the way Superman looked at him had me rolling
nah son. Supes folded Harry crazy i ain’t hear no screaming no nothing boy was just finished 🤣
When you turned around and saw his boy with his legs in the air... I lost my f****** s***, excellent work brother, excellent work
How superman crossed Harry's shit man 💀💀😂
Bro I'm in class and dying silently🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro why did he say "biggest score of our career" 😭😂 they really out here dedicating their life to this.
Damn near had me busting out laughing 😂
This had me dead 🤣😂😭 Also out of all the houses, your boi decided to rob her house.
Batman fan here and I love the Injustice Version of Superman. The homie sold hard tho. Of all the houses. AND LOIS WITH A BONNET!!!!🤣
Bro I was crying how are you this good DAMN
🤷🏾♂️
The end had me dying bro 😂😂
The ending got me more dead than the robbers.
Harry can’t save you 😂😂😂😂
“And that kids is how the injustice series was born”
I was rolling when he slapped Lois😂😂
Your videos are so funny lol, keep up the great work!
The hardest thing about this video is not busting out laughing over it at 12 AM.
And that's why my parents always tell me to choose my friends carefully 😂
This video proves that no one is scarier than Superman when he’s ACTUALLY, angry.
The shear dread he was showing with just his eyes. This man needs more subscribers.
If Jerry was there he'd fold superman.
Watched this video at work. It was harder trying not to laugh, than it was for the robber to keep his sanity!
Bro i laughed so hard my asthma is acting up
The reaction he had when he saw his friend dead got me in tears😂😂😂
That was great. I love the music you played at the end. It's like the perfect "GG bro" music.
What is the music
@@cjbewalkinn4839 Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time title screen.
And that my friends was how injustice Superman was born📖📘
Superman really turned to him like this is your man's.