Ineos' HILARIOUS Plan to Destroy their Rivals Again
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- čas přidán 9. 05. 2024
- Egan Bernal, Geraint Thomas, Carlos Rodriguez, Tom Pidcock or Filippo Ganna are some of the INEOS cyclists who are in the doldrums because of the failure of marginal gains. Now, a new superhero, CEO John Allert unveils the team's evil plan to bring the Brits back to win the Tour de France for monsters like Tadej Pogacar or Jonas Vingegaard.
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Could be John Allert a FRIEND of this channel? Leave it in the comments!
I hope so!!!! I suspect him and his young INEOS padawans will be frequent flyers on this channel.
Dammit that thumbnail, i spit out a mouthful of food laughing 😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂
Thanks for not letting this go down the doping rabbit hole..
Us postal, sorry UK POSTAL 🤣🤣
Ineos is now synonym for fat and slow -->> Margarine Gains!
As a Unt fan, I hope Mr Brailsford give to the players some of his OG boost 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
The manager of man City used drugs at Barcelona for whole team , I believe he personally had a dope test fail dropped 😅
Freeman learnt the sports-doctor ropes at Bolton Wanderers during their successful Big Sam era in the early 2000s.
Now come on, Brit's would never cheat or bend the rules, we're British!
Absolutely amazing ahahahaha love it
Mate, don't you know snakes find hair offensive? Oh, vampires too, they hate it!
Motor Doping has ruined cycling as well as Lance Armstrong...so the sport is a failed sport
If its use is as rampant as people claim, there'd be more people caught. There's no way the UCI isn't aware of how to detect the technology during bike checks, unless they're part of it.
@@abdul-kabiralegbe5660 they don't apply their own rules for checks. Even the Giro last year they were mostly absent, including both TTs (lul). There were significant lapses at the TdF too - including zero checks in Paris. I think you can assume it's pervasive at smaller races where nothing is ever checked. And there's never been a parc fermé.
Historically speaking and correct me if I'm wrong, but only 1 person, in 2016 some cyclocross participant was caught with a bike motor in a pro race. In my opinion UCI would have to be implicit (allowing it to happen) for them to not be caught if it were pervasive. And if that were the case then they are risking a complete destruction of the sport should they be proved to be conspiring with riders. Doping in the past has caused paranoia in the future, everyone uses "cheating" to explain off any anomaly.
I guess new Mclaren motors is in order for Ineos for totally maximum gains
Allert : “If Pogi is training with Sainz (Ferrari), we could training with Norris for all maximum gains”
Thanks for your videos full of irony - as a cycling fan I am sometimes disgusted at the sport (especially those marginal gains) and it is nice to laugh about it.
Please do a video on Count Gianetti - who should not be allowed in the sport.
Sky the duped up most boring team in history
No they are not, have you ever seen Manchester United 😂😂
Some may/might say..reminds me of Oasis. Did they use the gear too?
Liam was treated by Freeman too
Do we know what Freeman is doing now? Any juicy rumors?
How about working for a cycling team? Anything is possibe in professional cycling.
GMC struck him off & the UKADA ban runs to the end of this year. After that, who knows?
Oh yes -- "The London Games" -- what a shitshow of liars and hypocrites indeed !
It was a once in a life time marvel to see all the british athletes to all of a sudden win in every field --- just amazing ! Of course -- everything was totally clean🤣😂😜
LOL! Haha loving it!
If something like motor doping coming out from world tour, then the sport will have a big negative impact. That could be the reason why UCI never went deep on it! But I’m convinced that the problem there is and is also growing together with pharmacological doping
Ineos is the unfortunate sequel movie: SKYFALL!
Yes by using motor dope bike, how can a human can sustain 600 Watts think it and analyse or else you try yourself to climb.
Did you watch the video?
Phillippa York😂😂😂😂😂i can't see
Man, Brailsford must be feeling like an idiot right now. "You mean I could have pursued maximum gains instead of marginal ones?"
And a misrepresentation gains traction. Aside from any other thing, it was "The AGGREGATION of marginal gains." Which can work. Even outside athletic pursuits. Read "Out Of The Crisis" by W.E. Deming. Dave Brailsford's system was sound. Whether or not anyone can win on talent, training and diet has long been suspect. But "aggregation" works - It's why Deming helped turn Japanese industry from a bit of a joke to a powerhouse. Perhaps Samsung has a huge market share and its screens are better because they are secretly doping?
I hate Cavendish. Sorry folks.
Keep calling G. Thomas an alcoholic makes the author seems like an ass. He drinks yet performs. Alcohol is not doping....sounds like a hater is all.
No dude
I’m an alcoholic too so I can call alcoholic to someone who has my own “illness”