A Completely Accurate Summary of Wolfenstein The New Order
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- čas přidán 31. 05. 2024
- Each and every man under my command owes me ONE. HUNDRED. NAZI. SCALPS. And I WANT my scalps.
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I am so glad you mentioned the most unbelievable thing about this entire franchise, that this mans somehow maintained his muscle mass over a 14 year coma
BJ’s blood type is protein shake
His grandkids or great grandkids is the doom slayer. Bj gets stabbed and heals within seconds. He probably gains muscle just sitting there.
His pure Nazi hating brain exercised his paralyze muscles
It's a stretch, but doing massages and exercise therapy can trick the body and prevent muscle atrophy.
@@rosenrot6871 yeah plus thats probably going on every once in a while since hes in a asylum, they make sure patients have atleast general strength/health
The reason BJ can't be stopped is because one of his decendants is too angry to die (yes, ID confirmed that BJ is Doom Guy's ancestor)
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Well that explains a lot
Cap
Well if ID confirmed it. Then it's true, they are the developers after all.
No BJ is a mega loser now.
16:22 - Interesting little easter egg - The number tattooed onto BJ's arm at the concentration camp, the one he cuts out right here, is 04151513. Break that down into pairs, and you get 04 15 15 13. Convert that into alphabetical code and you get DOOM. This teased the release of Doom 2016 two years later.
I don't think it's a teaser for DOOM, just an easter egg. DOOM and Wolfenstein were originally both made by id software.
@@Williaso It could also be a nod to the fact that, according to John Romero, co-creator of both franchises, BJ Blazcowicz is canonically the ancestor of Doomguy.
@@SerathDarklands That too
@@Williaso Also, Wolfenstein wasn't really MADE by id Software. Wolfenstein as we know it in the modern day was made by id, sure, but they repurposed the property from an existing top-down stealth game called "Castle Wolfenstein" by Muse Software in 1981.
The brilliant channel Ahoy has a great video on Wolfenstein 3D and its origins, if you're at all inclined: czcams.com/video/BSb87DC-PtA/video.html
@@SerathDarklands And id only made Wolfenstein 3D, not a single other game in the entire series. Not even spear of destiny.
Stealth is optional, but so is my Mercy.
Was that a wild Max0r quote that just appeared?
@@DanMarston117 yes
It really isn’t
Bit like that, before I knife the named bad guys… make peace with god *stab stab*
No mercy for facists
If Williaso knew anything about American ww2 bombers he would know that missing big chunks means nothing
Fair. Though I feel like getting hit by another plane would affect the aerodynamics just a LITTLE bit
@@Williaso also fair
Juuuust a little bit though
@@Williaso I mean, considering one made it home with its rear fuselage nearly ripped off, it's not that big of a problem.
although maybe that B-17 was special because it was called the "All American"
@@Williaso you'd think but it just makes it harder to fly
I really appreaciate that you call them "Nazis" and not "Germans"
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Actual German here. Agreed. 👍
As a half-german I agree
They’re both though
@@sir.squishy6830 No.
"And then we lose everyone's luggage because we work for American Airlines" When I tell you I felt that in my soul... AA didn't load my bag onto a plane from Spain to the US and it's been over there for almost 2 weeks at this point
You never got it back?
@@Zombie_Chow I got it back last Monday, thankfully
Having been a long time Destiny player, going through the Tower during Homecoming was surreal. Along with the Dark Brotherhood hideout in Skyrim, it was like watching your childhood home burn down.
Retaking the Phoenix in up your Arsenal was also as trip.
XCOM base defence
Wrong franchise stupid
doom eternal too
I have to say that the only thing I dislike about Fergus's timeline is that it cut out one of the best characters from Whiney Boy's timeline and that character is J(Just learned today his name is actually Jimi Hendrix) and his death scene which is actually a pretty emotional moment for a background character.
Yeah, I honestly think choosing Wyatt is the more interesting of the two choices and the 'intended' route, which is weird because he's such a nothing character at the point you have to make the choice. He really grows later on
@@Williaso Especially if you play the games chronologically, meaning you spend an extra five minutes with Piss Boy, where he first tells you that he in fact, needs to piss. Meanwhile at the start Whiny Boy still contributes nothing.
I love J though.
@@Williaso I know right, in don't think there was a single person who on their first playthrough picked Wyatt. Honestly, I had no idea who Wyatt was by the time I got to that choice
@@grubblewubbles i only picked wyatt because he was younger and genuinely terrified of dying while fergus had some level coming to terms of dying and even says that he wouldve been fine to do so. Both of them are great characters.
@@Williaso Not to mention the Wyatt timeline with Fergus' version of the brain robot scene feels much more impactful as like a final goodbye between old comrades while with Wyatt you barely knew the kid.
"revoke the Nazis of their head privileges."
"Lord Farquad."
Goddamn it I love you Will XD
I love how you just use “haloed” as a verb for turret use and everyone just knows
I didnt, I thought he meant high altitude low orbit. Now this makes that make sense.
19:46 Ironically we used German grenades (first Stick grenades and then Tesla grenades) throughout the game, and the one time someone uses a regular American ball grenade, it is from the main bad guy
The Germans also had 'egg grenades' in both world wars. Such as the Eihandgranate 39 Actually pretty common too. By ww2 the americans already used the iconic Pineapple
John 3:16 NIV
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. 🙏!
that was a german egg grenade.
@@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 a10 farthog
fun fact: the "egg grenade" (the said Eihandgranate 39) was more common in the german army than the iconic M24, they only made M24 grenades for propaganda (and sometimes) training porpuses, they rarely used it in action for various reasons, the main could be that if you were strong enough, you could throw it way more far than it was intended, so it would explode mid-air and would do exactly nothing but wasting a grenade and probably a soldier
The opening of mgsV might be lineal, long and "cinematic", but damn it did a good job building tension and marking the game tone.
The opening to MGS V is one of the worst game openings I've ever played.
I feel like the games tone in the intro is completely different from the rest of the game
@@Williaso I respect your opinion, it's wrong, but I respect it
@@Williaso I respect your opinion. It's right.
The Guard at 8:18 is actually interesting as he's the only Nazi in the game who is concerned for BJ's well being from the scared tone of his voice, as if you keep pestering him instead of sitting down he practically begs you to just follow Engels Orders due to the mortal fear he has of her. Or at least that's from what I remember, it's been a good 8 years since I last played this and I think it's long overdue for a replay!
TODAY is the 8th anniversary of Wolfenstein The New Order! Happy Anniversary!
Edit: the video now has closed captions!
Ok
Your premise is wrong it wasn’t that the nazi developed the tech seen it was they stole it from ancient Jews and developed weapons using ancient lost tech
@Williaso I have a question have you tried vermintide 2?
@@jamespaguip5913 Yes. It's fun but it runs horribly, and visually is very bland
@Williaso will you play the other wolfenstien games?
The answer to your question about the big mechanic dogs is yes, nazis used dog brains to make the panzerhund. So it still fetches what you throw, even grenades.
Your script to this CAS was next-level. Great job, thoroughly enjoyed this
This is the CAS I’ve been anticipating (Thanks for making this!)
Sammeee
Lmao, every single time Williaso says "snap back to reality" in a video, I IMMEDIATELY go, "ope, there goes gravity" no matter how tired I am 🤣
I know Wyatt gets a lot of hate, including from me, but his route was pretty neat. I enjoyed it. Fergus is still leaps and bounds better though
You miss out on Jimmy Hendrix entirely on Fergus' timeline though, which is a shame.
@@Williaso oh definitely. J was great all around. Wyatt was the worst part of the Wyatt timeline.
Some of my favorite stories in gaming are these modern Wolfensteins. Some damn good gunplay too, like a true iD title (because machine games used the iD tech engine to make this game series!).
2:46 The statement that is being done here is partly false though. Yes some Nazis technologies were dumb as fuck (super heavy tanks, rocket planes more dangerous for the pilot than the Allies bombers, tornado canons...). But it's forgetting that they actually did have some weapons that were clearly ahead of their time : ancestors of ballistic missiles, operational RC bombs, flying bombs, the first assault rifles ! Even their heavy tanks, save the fact they were extremely fuel consuming and encline to engine failures, did work quite well : Allied crews were afraid of them. Of course if the Allies won, there is a reason : Allied tactics and logistics was far superior - but i see a lot of people, probably thinking they are subversive because they are more updated on the subject, stating that the Nazis had dumb tactics, dumb weapons and they were just bad at war... Damn, hearing them would make us believe that the Nazis surrendered in 1940.
Man if they held for so many years, there is a reason, chill out. Yes there were some dumb aspects in their war efforts, but there were clever ones too. The Allies wouldn't have rushed on Nazis scientists and technologies if it wasn't the case
You are right, the Nazis lost at the logistics front (for example, i live nearby chemichal plant, where Nazis made fuel from coal, because they did not have enough oil), and also because Reich had to deal with a lot of internal problems (resistance, assassinations). I would also say their tactics were quite okay, they did not make that many "mistakes", but if they made a mistake, that mistake was really huge (splitting armies during operation Barbarrossa, having armies on a different beach during D day, wich made invasion in Normandy possible, etc.)
I don't know why i see more and more opinions about how nazis were stupid, given that Operation Manhattan consisted of a lot of German scientists, and the whole US space program stood on research that nazis did (and also NASA employed quite a few former Reich scientists). Also they had better tech than the allies, but they (thankfully) lacked resources.
These guys invented rocket technology, they were definitely smart.
“Depressurization hasn’t been invented yet”
Dude, these planes weren’t pressurized because they simply didn’t operate that high until the B29s and B36s. And these guys are on a daring sea level raid.
It's a one-off joke in a 20 minute video
@@Williaso and i'm being overly pedantic because that's my type of humor. loved the content, dude
LNG’s monologue about the Nazi’s being advanced kinda feels unnecessary when this is indeed a sci-fi “down to earth” version of Killzone, and the Nazis didn’t invent shit, but pawned it off from the Jews. How did he react when you got to that reveal in the game?
I kind of wonder the same thing
@@aringinspace I was surprised he never included the clip of his thoughts on that scene given the big deal he made about the premise at first.
Wolfenstein comments on and ironically criticizes the myth of German tech superiority, and lumping it in with other media that romanticize the notion is a fallacy.
@@jakespacepiratee3740 I was too, given how sensible it would have been to give an opinion on that
@@aringinspace Noticed your playlist that says "Ideas for Game" You making a game?
@@jakespacepiratee3740 sort of. It's mostly just a personal project. Due to the severe issues with the gaming industry, I'm not super interested in bringing my game up in such an environment
13:28 technically yes. In one of the dlcs for new colossus, you play as another resistance member where u have to stop the nazis who were about to activate their version of the nazi's Sun Gun (it's a laser cannon located on Venus) to vaporize the Midwest
"You expect me to believe that a 6'3 man can fit through that opening, BULL FUCKING SHIT"
Then again he is 6'3 everything seems smaller when your 6'3.
Jewish space lasers has got to be the best conspiracy theory ever.
So long as people recognize it for a conspiracy theory, then it’s fun.
It'd be freakin awesome if it wasn't a conspiracy.
@@notttanenemy9295 Yep. Unfortunately, humans can be extremely cruel to each other, to the point where it makes one wonder if it’s even worth the effort of holding certain conversations, sometimes.
Agreed. Cruelty definently is a conversation killer. Among other things. However conversations are the birthplace of understanding so enduring a tiny bit of cruelty may be necessary.
In 2021 a u.s congresswoman either suggested or claimed there was a Jewish space laser causing the California wildfires. I think she linked an article claiming it?
I immensely appreciate just how much joy you find in tearing apart Nazis in this game.
You're fulfilling your patriotic duty as a decent human being. Papa Bless.
First time he's given an Uber ride a positive review, let alone a max score
This was scarily accurate
You mean Completely Accurate
@@Williaso yes
More like scarily dumb. But it explains how someone like Trump got elected.
Latenightgaming cameo: a suprise to be sure but a welcome one
The only problem i have with the new order is its difficulty(ÜBER). ESPECIALLY level 16 Deathshead Compound. There are just so many supersoldiers and shotguners it becomes a pain trying make any progress. I ended up camping in a corner. And the last boss fight is so fucking anoying and deals so much damage i ended up exploiting a bug and i still nearly died because of the fire.
It's tough even on the easier difficulties. There were several points throughout the campaign where I was running low on health with no way to heal, and I was CONSTANTLY running out ammo against bullet spongey enemies
@@Williaso I personnaly had no problem with ammo. If you shoot the canisters that are near the head of the shotgunners the are nearly(on uber) dead or completely dead on lower difficulties. And the supersoldiers are tanky as hell. You either have to empty your grenade launcher ammo on them or you have to deplete the energy of the LKW(that laser weapon).
What word would you use to describe the missions you had most trouble with?
Last boss fight is yeah iffy. I sucked at it on lower difficulties but on uber that final boss fight was 0 issues. I think its because I went HYPER aggressive, the only defence i did was hiding whenever i had to reload.
@@Williaso Ya i think i played on normal or easy and just walked though the game. Then that bloody mission was a nightmare. I was really glad it was over after that.
absolutely love these games i hated the newest one for being open world i miss the linear story game genere every level has so much life and detail put into it hope they make another one one day
lets just hope wolfenstein 3 will be better
@@vladdracula2768 yes
Didn’t know that the lockpicking is replaced by hot wiring if you do the Fergus timeline. Weird
1:30 decomposition isn't an issue because planes were flying low and the door was open already
The doctors that saved BJ were Polish
Oh and another thing we lost to Vietnam and they were less technologically advanced so riddle me that Batman technology doesn’t win wars people do
Vietnam was also a whole political mess since America was trying to tip toe around China and Russia in a attempt to avoid ww3 and I mean Germany by 1943 was basically dead
First video of yours, already in the first few moments I laughed and immediately subscribed
wolfenstein and doom games in a nutshell : man litterary to angry to die
Your First sentence Made me want to Live in this Universe
After you play all the most recent Wolfenstein do the an accurate summary what actually happen in reality: Real Return To Castle Wolfenstein
Because let's be honest people telling that n are very advanced is exaggeration except for rockets
I’ve been waiting for this
thanks for the trip down memory lane
Yes Finally, I've been waiting for this
“I do all of my best work accidentally”
Is that what you are going to tell your child?
BJ is being protected by the creator for his great grandson must reclaim Gehhenom from demon kind.
I want to see a game where WBJB, The Doomguy, The ranger from Quake, the dragonborn from Skyrim, a WH40K space marine, the cowboy from BLOOD and Duke Nukem team up.
I too am salty that the cost of living in America is through the roof.
your lasercutter recharges a tiny bit so you dont get stuck
A) im surprised you didn’t mention the morale boosting guitar solo by Definitely-Jimmy-Hendrix.
B) im glad i caught this vid before CZcams auto-bots force its takedown due to excessive mention of the Windmill Symbol Society .
Jimi Hendrix actually DOESN'T SHOW UP AT ALL if you choose Fergus instead of Wyatt.
@@Williaso with this new informatione, Wyatt shall forever be my canon playthrough (sorry Fergus)
@@ryzekiv7147 Yeah, Wyatt seems like the better option anyways. It's just weird they have you make the choice before you even get to know him as a character
@@Williaso perhaps its Like, “in war, you don’t know if the call you make is the right one, you just pray it works out for the best” or something to that measure?
POV: Comment sections when there’s anything political mentioned in the video
"Shut the fuck up blazkowicz" made me laugh more than it should've
Stupid way to die ;p
I’m just saying, it would be cool if you do the next one in line of the franchise. But you do you.
2:08 tell me you know nothing about WW2 without telling me you know nothing about WW2
bruh the Germans weren’t really that advanced in many ways America was way ahead of Germany
the germans were not ultra advanced tho? that's a myth. they thought the atom bomb was a jewish myth and the british made jets first, the only real 'advanced tech' they made that actually worked was the V2 rocket. they literally kicked out scientists for being jewish or anti-nazi making their projects far slower and less effective
Why would a plane with the door open suddenly decompress after being chopped up?????
oh god just as you were saying that thing about gunfights inside pressurised chambers you can see that the bullets flying are flechettes, which you know, ARE MADE OUT OF TUNGSTEN, WHICH CAN EASILY GO THRU THE HULL OF A SUB, SPECIALLY FROM THE INSIDE 😰
Oh yes I too study the elemental breakdown of each atom of ammunition
@@Beardieee I SAID THAT because I play Wolfenstein and I know what the tungsten flechette upgrade looks like, ok? Besides it would make sense they're equipped with those since it's the ammo used for underwater combat
@@ayaxmcgill635 Are you sure that you said that?
I love the over-the-top-ness of these games.
3:43 later you discover that yes, they did use dog brains for it. I haven’t watched the full video so yeah
Actually no, you do not. It's just heavily implied, but never confirmed
admit it, killing lord farquad was a good moment.
Every Nazi kill was a good moment
The cpr method that pilot used is a very weird version of the cardiac thump
Good video buddy
I love your channel keep up the great stuff!!
every time you said pissboy I chuckled a bit
Just earned yourself a sub. Keep up the good work
i know this is a year late, but the premise of this game is basically that they found magic illuminati tech, and magic jewish tech, no thats not a joke.
17:51 bet you'll love wolfenstein 2
Johnny knoxville! Bloody marvellous
My favorite part of this video is when Williaso does a bang bang to a Nazi's face
Blaskowitz was the surname of a Nazi general, hmmmm? I think bj is in his Rebellious teen phase.
Being stealth is killing people without alerting them. Stealthing is killing people with speed and class.
I remember reading that Germany was ahead at the start because other nations didn't advance that much after the first World War and didn't expect another one. And much of the reason why Germany lost was due to a lack of fuel for their tanks. They were getting so low that they took an abrupt turn when they were about to take Moscow if only to get to the oil fields in Ukraine. It was at that point that the turn of the war occurred and they got pushed back.
so very subed to you right about now.
It's funny how you called Klauz a Santa claus.
Didn't expect LNG here at all but it was awesome
Funny enough, the CPR done to bring you back at the very beginning is probably the most realistic part of this game. Its called a tempenadum thump.
i kept thinking that the blond hair eyepatch guy is the same crippled guy we rescued from the compound early in the game, since they're both missing their left eye and the face is quite similar . Are they both the same guy or it's just pure coincidence
No, that's Pendergast and he's confirmed to die in the conversation with Fergus/Wyatt.
Ah ok
Can confirm Texas is better than hell. But good joke
Decompression isn’t a thing below 8,000-10,000 ft
I appreciate that you recognise the fact that Germany was actually incapable of winning the war in real life and the Nazis weren't actually technological geniuses
L takes from mister history teacher
You need to play the second wolfenstein it actually let's you use the suit
In the New Colossus, BJ finally gets to use the Power suit
What they should have done was put a level similar to the end sequence of The Running Man where you get to battle your way through the studio building.
5:13 I mean Whiney boi _did_ save our asses from the Getrekt, so he's not completely (although mostly) useless.
"haloed the gun" damn that was my tought in my playtrough too
I always picked wyatt to live simply because he was a lot younger and there fore had more of a future ahead.
Great video! When are you doing Wolfenstein 2?
Mess around with coffee physics. Ip totally spent 5 minutes with tht lunchtrey
I'm waiting for the steam sale so i can buy the game
not even 30 seconds in and i’ve already cackled once
you certainly know how to throw shade
He does realize Wolfenstein is pulp fiction right? The whole thing is just Nazis bad.
based
*dual wields*
*doesn't notice the movement penalty while trying to jump into the back of a helicopter*
There's literally no other place in the entire game that is affected by the speed at which you can run with two weapons out. I didn't think that was the issue because... Why would it only come up one single time?
Because in old blood every time you picked up a heavy machine gun from those cable bot cars you moved slower than a tank with a broken engine
It's a sad day when hating nazis isn't universal
It's a sad day when creating a ministry of Truth is considered anti-nazi.
I thought compressed cabin should be around by that time. B-29 had that in our timeframe.
recently played through the entirety of old blood, directly into new order, new colossus, and youngblood. verry much recommend tho youngblood is a verry different game
The new colossus is just the new order but better.
7:32 when you say a bit off the top
Super disrespectful to call Catherine Ellen Degeneres. She would never mistreat those under her command.
7:40 took me a minute to realize why you called him Johnny Knoxville then i remember what he wore as an old man and now im just laughing my ass off at that
"yes I'm talking to you, opening to MGS V" I mean you're technically also talking about the opening of the next Wolfenstein 😅
Idk if this is accurate but my dad who is a diehard fan of wolfenstein apparently the mc is the same dude as the guy who becomes doom guy in lore and in the old doom games so makes sense
According to the original creators, BJ is Doomguy's ancestor, but it's not the same guy.
@@Williaso ok that’s why I said idk if it was accurate because I hear my dad raving it all the time
It's not a misconception the Germans were Tech geniuses. Their tanks and everything else were fucking amazing. The problem was because they were the best they were expensive and when they broke down they were handmade so you couldn't just swap out parts. They were Tech geniuses but that was their downfall. There relied to heavily on making a few of the best possible units instead of making fucktons of OK units like the US and Russia. And despite their systems being leagues better than anything else any other country was using. It didn't matter because the enemy could just throw 30 at 1. And so long as 1 of 30 gets through you win. Hell the US and Russia owe a lot of their progression just before the cold war to captured German scientists. Like America would have never made the nuclear bomb if it wasn't for captured German scientists.
I dunno if I'd describe the "final drive gears are delicious" Panther as "fucking amazing". And most of the Wehrmacht, especially post-'42 wasn't MUH TIGER SUPERIORITY, but swarms of Stugs and Hetzers if you're lucky, and burnt-out troops supported by literal children holding panzerfausts otherwise.. so if anything, it's not russo-american hordes, but aryan hordes.
Also, the Manhattan Project was nothing like Paperclip. The one German-born guy, Klaus Fuchs, was a long-time socialist and worked as a Soviet, not Nazi, spy.
@@Derpy-qg9hn Late war they started becoming into the swarm just pumping out whatever they could produce because they couldn't they couldn't make the super expensive shit. We were running out of resources because they used it on super expensive shit in the beginning and they had literally no other choice. Americans and Soviets used mass production and human waves as long as they were in the war. I will concede I was incorrect about the nukes but America and the Soviet Union do owe a lot of their progress to German scientists landing people on the moon included. Rocket technologies and advanced fighter jets and all sorts of bullshit. Precision German engineering is so much of a fucking cultural thing that has existed for so long that it's a fucking meme at this point. Germans always go above and beyond to make the absolute best of a thing even if that makes the thing cause so much that it's not worth using. They are notoriously overly ambitious. They lose the forest through the trees a lot of the time. Focusing on making the best equipment to win the war and not actually winning the war.
Yeah germans were smart, they had some of the smartest people in history like Albert einstein but the problem is nazi ideology and beliefs prevented many germans from being able to serve in that capacity because Albert einstein was Jewish. The upper echelons of nazi high command were too fuckin stupid to allow the smarter men to capitalize, reliability is a very important thing when making any piece of military equipment you do not want it failing on you in the worst moment or if at all possible never... so if something broke in a german tank, you're not the first and probably couldnt get the parts needed to fix it
@@thekommunistkrusader3921 I'm not saying that Germany was the smartest all around. They were retarded in a lot of aspects. But you can't say that they weren't Tech geniuses. No tank or armored vehicle or a lot of technology back then was super fuckin reliable. T34 and shermans broke down all the damn time. It's just that they were so mass produced that you could just swap out a few parts or even just leave it there because there are plenty to take its place. Germans didn't focus on that Germans focused on overengineering their bullshit to the nth degree that it was so expensive and hard to make that they couldn't just mass produce it. They were Tech geniuses they just relied to heavily on being technicians instead of mass quantities of OK garbage like US and Russia and now most military today.
Very sorry to inform Germanys greatest defender over here but there were several tanks that could destroy Tiger in a 1 on 1 like the T34 and M10 and im not sure if you if you even read what you just typed. If it takes 30 tanks to destroy 1 tank, then its not more costly to repair the 1 tiger, you have no idea what youre talking about spewing out moronic myths about German technology during WW2 when if you take 2 minutes to research how Tiger tanks actually stood up against other heavy tanks they are just as vulnerable.