A Completely Accurate Summary of Wolfenstein The New Order
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- čas přidán 31. 03. 2024
- I bet you did Nazi this one coming. Get it? Because you have bad eyes.
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Thanks @FelixLFavo for improving the Elephant joke. I definitely just stole that from him.
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April Fools! It's... 99% the same video, but re-recorded so it doesn't sound like dog water.
joke on you, i like that video 😎
Thank goodness for the reupload on April fools, cause I hadn't found your channel before that
I could listen to you talk about killing nazis all day.
Question, did you actually replay the game or just rerecord the completly "accurate" summary of tge events transpiering?
Oh, good, so I did not forget to take the pills again!
Guess I have to take responsibility for that last body now...
Of course, Blazkowicz can shrug off all that damage and his rage keeps him in peak physical condition. He is Doomguy's great great great... great grandfather.
Also, just a great dude.
You see, the only reason that you never see Doomguy's face is because, Bethesda owns both Doom and Wolfenstein, and therefore, it is obvious that Doomguy and B.J. are one and the same walking talking Disciple of Death!
1:47 - WWII Planes would frequently return from mission with enormous sections of the hull just gone. They hadn't anticipated them operating like that, but they did.
Oddly, I'm sure their response was to more heavily armour the areas that never got shot off. Yeah...
10:46 - A salvageable human... Huh...
Yup, I was referencing that fact with that joke
The parts that got shot off had just proven themselves to not we vital to the planes‘ flying ability. Of course you reinforce the other parts, don’t want them to crash the next time this happens.
@@Williaso lol, as was I.... Jesus H Corbet 😂 your joke was absolutely hilarious, just like mine. 😐 Set up, delivery, punchline, just wow
The plane or salvageable human, was your joke? I'd like to know? 🤔
@@ArDeeMee lol, yeah I was aware of that, thanks mate.
It wasn't the intuitive response. It wasn't what was expected. It was odd.
And you picked the wrong guy as a friend which means you didn't get to hang out with Jimi Hendrix
I was so confused at first.
I like how Will says its a good thing it didnt make you start the game hobbling around weak from a 14 year coma. Meanwhile 1.5 Wolfensteins later...
That song that plays during the start of the asylum cutscene is a banger glad u included it
I completed Wolfenstein Old Blood on Uber. The only best Alternate history game I ever played.
Remember when nazis were universally hated? Pepperidge Farms remembers…
Imagine thinking the nazis lost WW2.
@@RedM-lk6fknah, we just brought them over to work for us… something about a paperclip….
@@RedM-lk6fkthey did...?
Is this a joke I'm not getting
@@dominikrni Operation Paperclip, the mission to bring a bunch of nazi smart people to America to work for the US for things like rocket science and more from 1945-1959, over 1,600 were brought to the US
The original was the video that introduced me to your channel, so it seems we've come a full circle
full circle would be you leaving tho
Came here to say the same thing. Been watching ever since
With me that makes three people who started off on your Wolfenstien video!
well happy aprils fools day to everyone
Honestly one of my favorite CAS or CASS OR CASES I have no idea how to make that a plural
CASs
I did not enjoy the video, however I DO hate Nazis so I am obligated to like this video and remain subscribed.
Any video that dunks on Nazis , Monarchies and Communists ought to be liked
@@Braindamagedpotato Murica rules, Commies drool.
@@Braindamagedpotatoyour allies with like 10 monarchies.
@@helwrecht1637 and how many of those are actual monarchies ? Sure they have kings and Queens , but they are there for show
Hot take: Wolfenstein 1 and 2> Doom and Doom Eternal
That IS a hot take. Why do you feel that way?
Yup , fully agree
@@WilliasoMore ways to play the game and the color pallet is prettier
@@Williaso better writing, more impactful gunfighting, better OST, a very human and relatable protag, comically evil main enemy. Doom is flashier but lacks substance imo.
I can see where you're coming from. I don't agree that it has better gunplay or a better OST but I can agree on the other points.
There's a theory that Blaskowitch is the grandfather of DOOM Guy or something
I was watching a you laugh you lose: offensive meme edition and I didn’t even realize I clicked on a new video, thought I was still watching the video I originally clicked on because you happened to say something about Modern-Day America at the beginning of the video; I’m so smart.
"He takes off our shirts like a fucking pervert"
lol I had the exact same experience jumping into the chopper from the bridge
CONGRATS ON 100K MY GUY!
I absolutely love this subscribing bro the sarcasm is elegant 🤌🏾
😂😂 absolutely love that intro
Love your videos
i was just stalking you account (as any reasonable person does) and i saw my favourate game (and video of yours) uploaded again!
of course blazkowicz can fit through such a tiny opening, he received special training on how to turn all his bones into jelly so can squeeze his way into any opening
Are you underestimate my power and re-watching your videos
I am now going to repeat what I said when the first version of this video came out.
Apparently, the lesson "don't be like the nazis" hasn't gotten through to certain audiences. Mainly the ones who say back, "OK, but what if an immigrant really creeps me out?"
what a stupid comment lol
2:54 you can put the dog in the tank-dog but you can't take the dog out of the tank-dog
At first glance I thought this was for the 2nd game as the 1st one was already covered.... until I remember this came out on April Fools day 😂
I like how Wills pfp is so bored and juts doesnt want to be there
Ah, head trauma simulator. Love this game (and the reup)
Next time, don't forget to use your special.
So it's like the original video, but higher quality? Yeah seems about right
15:40 Steiner scout lance reporting in...
I appreciate that mgs V nod
Honestly I feel this would've been funnier had it been the Wyatt timeline instead, but still nice to hear a better audio version of this CAS
ay keep up the good content even if it's a reupload for april fools
nice april fools joke and I hate to be that guy (I dont lol), but I used to set up electricity under decks at this resort and I had to go through a hole about that size. That said it was more square while im 3 inches shorter than BJ and we'll say fatter than him lol. You also wouldnt go through how he is, you do one, arm then the head, then the other arm and shimmy through.
Yeah, the important part is to not panic. >.
I played this game 10 time over cuz it was that good but i got 10x the headache due to its TERRBLE SCREENSHAKE
Took 39 seconds before I realized it was a reupload
It isn't! (technically)
@@Beardieee yes it is
That helo ruined me so hard so many times, it was duel wielding lol
I feel like the reason BJ still has his muscles during the coma is because Anya was deliberately keeping his muscles active for no other reason than she thought he was hot like that. There's a scene in the asylum where he flashes back to Anya bathing him and ogfling his muscles
I WISH that was how muscles worked, but it isn't.
I agree with everything except the American Airlines joke.
I WAS NOT expecting a Drawfee mention in this video.
He loves drawfee :)
@@Beardieee As do we all!
I thought it was the same but Wyatt timeline changes edited in
Ps kinda ridiculous that the game try to make you feel bad for killing him when if you save him you get shitty sheild upgrade that only increase the value of armor drop and not max sheild but at least you get Jim
I swear I watched this video before a month ago
i didnt see the kid when i 100% the game…
I don't know if you take suggestions on CASes but if you do, you should play republic commando
*cough cough* patreon
Real question: Did anybody actually choose to save Wyatt over Fergeson? And I don't mean replaying the game for the achievement, I mean first time around.
Best opening ever 😂😂😂
Crazy
Wait a minute...
nice
Can you do cod ww2?
Everyone runs faster with a knife!
where is the premium GTA5 CAS😔
Tf did america do to bro 😭😭
0:17 Well, why?
lil' nas x simulator
0:28 Sooooo…How do I say this…
How dare you make a video about a political video game political. Unsubscribed, leaving the discord, and sending you death threats on Twitter
i love the slight script changes
hi
hi
nice joke I hate it
"and if you hate nazis" never hit the like button harder in my life
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 just as believable as Russia successfully invading Us That killed me there no way Russian ships get passed NATO before they get To the Us
Holy overdramatic intro to the video
thief
Thief?
@@Williaso oh sorry this was a joke for a stream I'm doing, I'm working on a longform video on Wolfenstein and you beat me to it lmao
@@trashboat9035 I beat you by two years actually since this is a re-release, the original was 2022 lol. But keep going dude! Excited to see what you come up with
@@Williaso yeah ik (it's the vid that got me into you btw) this just popped on my feed and did a funny, you too man!
So you came on here calling Williaso a thief to bait a response and advertise your stream? 🙄 You're not slick.
Also, jokes on you, it's a reupload of an oooold video, so he beat you to it by a lot longer than you think. Probably before you even thought of playing this game.
As a trans person, I couldn't help but listen to that intro twice.
o7
@@talidali367 The fact that this is tali's only comment on the video lmao
Happy Egg Holiday!
It is possibly one of the silliest things I've ever heard in an Intro before.
@@Geenoi You think it's silly?