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The tenth movie should have been called "Fast 10: Your Seatbelts" and I'll never forgive Hollywood for missing this.
"The Fast and the sponsored by M&Ms Furious 10"
So you're saying "ten"sions are high?
I applaud you, random interwebs genius!
🤘😁👍
I'll forgive them slightly if somebody in the movie says "FasTEN your seat belts."
Love the pun, but I still prefer “II Fast II Furious”
Rags : it was 6 hours long
Stream: is 6 hours long
The spiders must have told him.
how tho..
i thought john adams died in 1820 orseomthing?
Must be his ghost then.
Lol just thought that as I start this and look at the timestamp
“ANTHENA, YOU CONSPIRE AGAINST ME?!” -Calypso Baggins
I love that the literal first frame of the video is Rags'ss stating the length of the video
EFAP is scripted conspiracy confirmed
It all goes back to Mauler and Fringy being afraid of Rags. If the doggo says the stream is "6 hours" then it will be 6 hours!
@@Arko777777 That dastardly tyrant Ragsssss’s’’!
Yeah or Mauler stopped the recording at 6 hours because he controls the length of the recordings he uploads lmao.
This reminds me of why The Incredibles is probably the best and most realistic superhero movie ever made
If someone went around actually trying to save people that would be an insurance nightmare
Best i don't know about, but most realistic could be argued for Kick Ass or Super.
Remember how the villain in The incredibles is a child/teenage "genius" (with millions in cash apparently) who is able to work completely hidden from all the worlds agencies. And he did this because of a very slight childhood snub.
@@theraven268 lol yeah that's true. I like Kick ass as well.
Man of Steel = terraform planet
Wonder woman = planetary Warfare
Suicide squad = worldwide destruction
Justice league = terraform planet
Aquaman = planetary warfare
Shazam FOTG = terraform planet
I'm seeing a miserable pattern here
Its like poetry
Well in MCU it's even worse - multiverse...
I don't see a pattern, I just see a staggering lack of creativity.
It's an obsession with pushing the stakes all the time. I think it was Jim Butcher who said it that "everyone likes a good apocalyptic finale", but it's predicated on the idea that it's the finale of a series. When every single conflict either leads to, or to prevent, the end of the world as we know it, you have nowhere else to go for the next movie, and people just stop caring.
@@mutalemwananshiku4098 it rhymes
I thought this was the most memorable superhero movie since Thor: The Dark World
Thanks everyone needs to see it idk why people are so obsessed with this movie like it’s not bad.
@@zeke5561 ...you know they're joking, right?
@@zeke5561 woooosh
@@grandarkfang_1482 No it’s actually not bad it’s a relaxing film
@@zeke5561 Nah man your taste in movies is fucked
Timestamps
0:00 Elvis
0:28 Rag’s Favorite Character
1:08 A Hard Movie To Remember
2:04 Where is AZ?
2:43 What The Panel Thinks About The Movie?
10:32 Black Adam vs Shazam
12:06 Antman & Box Office
12:50 The Director
13:20 Wonder Woman
14:22 The Good Boys
15:22 The Staff
19:13 The “Greek” Goddess
31:43 The Museum
34:21 A Basic Joke
37:12 Shazam vs Billy (1)
40:29 The Paediatrician
42:34 Script Reissue & Residues
46:30 Shazam Family Reunion
52:06 Unicorns (1)
53:22 Pedro Is Gay, By The Way (1)
56:42 The Bridge
1:13:13 The Shazam Cave
1:24:00 Singapore Time
1:25:30 Back to Shazam
1:31:00 The Prison
1:34:24 How Much Money Should Shazam Make To Do A Third One?
1:37:54 Repairing The Staff
1:39:34 Awkward High School Scene
1:45:04 Back Widow & Mortal Kombat
1:49:32 Back To School
1:55:41 The Splinter & The Dream
2:01:57 Fast & Furios
2:04:58 The Awakening
2:06:39 Freddy
2:09:43 Dream Or Reality?
2:11:09 Steve & The Library
2:19:26 On The Roof
2:20:55 Knowledge Is Power
2:25:40 Freddy & The Sisters
2:30:37 The Crown
2:31:40 The Teacher
2:34:39 Anthea’s Powers
2:44:08 What Do The Sisters Wants?
2:47:20 The Platform, The Dome & The Simpson Meme
2:51:38 The Prison
2:54:40 A Convenient Solution
2:57:58 Interrogatory
3:03:03 The Letter
3:08:16 Saving Freddy
3:10:43 The McDonald Scene
3:18:50 The Doors
3:20:16 People Are Strange
3:21:58 Another Letter & Age Difference
3:23:59 Escaping & The Apple
3:29:22 Sisters In Conflict
3:35:23 The Staff
3:38:20 Family Issues
3:39:20 Dragon Chase (1)
3:45:58 Pedro Is Gay, By The Way. (1)
3:47:08 Rock Of Eternity
3:48:24 Pedro Is Gay, By The Way. (3)
3:55:04 Dragon Chase (2)
3:58:03 Shazam vs Billy (2)
4:00:59 Delays, Ageing, Box Office & Amnesia
4:07:07 The Tree & The Monsters
4:10:40 600 Years Old
4:13:14 A Wizard’s Logic
4:15:30 History
4:16:49 Shazam’s Plan
4:19:22 Mom & Son
4:21:17 Sister Vs Sister
4:28:15 Family Vs Monsters
4:35:10 Shazam Vs Dragon
4:37:48 Unicorns, Skittles & Product Placement
4:42:00 The Sweet Debate
4:53:48 Skittles Saves The World
4:55:16 The Fake Dead Lady & The Bomb
4:56:49 The Dragon, Shazam & The Staff
4:59:56 The Plan
5:05:20 The Final Fight
5:11:38 Fringy’s Animal Tier List
5:13:10 The Funeral
5:17:30 Wonder Woman, Death & Resurrection
5:33:34 Regain Powers
5:35:50 Awkward Relationship
5:39:07 Ending & Post Credit
5:41:13 The State Of The DC Universe
5:53:35 Closing
📌📌📌
Thanks
Should say "Animan Fringy" for the animal tier list, because that's exactly what the reference is.
@@properduction2586 you're welcome
@@grandarkfang_1482 no
“Congratulations! You’ve completed a full week on the job, and you’ve done it in such a lackluster way that no one is proud or disappointed. It’s a fine line to walk, but you did it; completing your job with such an efficient level of laziness that we’re surprised you’re able to dress yourself in the morning. While such a minimalist work ethic is rare, it doesn’t mean that we want you back, in fact, it means you should look for employment elsewhere. But before you go, take this certificate of mediocrity. You should be proud, you stood on two feet, and convinced someone you could do something, when in fact you couldn’t. Now, get out.”
-fnaf 6 mediocrity ending
DC: introducing, the God of Chaos!
Okay whats the power?
DC: She can give orders to people.
... The God of Chaos has the power to give order. THis makes sense how?
DC: look, we're rebooting this in like 5 min, we cant be bothered to care.
CHAOS CONTROL!
@@Samson_Quardav chief we should use the Cone of Silence for this one
Just remember the actor for Shazam said he thinks he's the Deadpool of DC because of these movies
I mean he is the closest they have.
Baseball and gay cannot coexist is all I learned from this movie.
Whew buddy have i got news for you
Not having seen the movie this comment is even more funny out of context
legend has it the two paired opposites will someday merge into the legendary Gaysball
3:22:00 Just to be the devil's advocate, they might've been trying to invoke the "triple goddess" archetype with them. There were a lot of ancient Greek examples of the archetype, and it's very popular in both modern fantasy and neopaganistic traditions. It's complicated, but just to summarize, the three goddesses are the Maiden (representing youth, allure, potential, and the waxing moon), the Mother (representing maturity, nurturing, motherhood, and the full moon) and the Crone (representing old age, wisdom, and the waning moon). The archetype can be either aspects of a single goddess (e.g. Hera, or Hecate) or three distinct goddesses, usually sisters (e.g. the Moirai), and it's common among many indo-european cultures, to the point some theorized it's based on an even older tradition of the "Mother Goddess" or "Mother Earth", potentially from before written human history.
Now, the movie did absolutely nothing with the concept beyond vaguely referencing it in the characters' ages, but I would say there's definitely a reference, if nothing else.
Three gorgons trying to become beautiful and powerful again would have made more sense, at least people would have heard of them.
this film is so memorable that a few hours before I watched this live I got a trailer for the movie, then when the livestream started I remember thinking “wait this film exists?”
I was like wait it got released already after I saw that EFAP went live
What film?
1:00:00 Actually why didn't the movie address that? Freddy has no reason to going back to being a crippled kid when he can become a full grown adult superhero who can fly and walk just fine. That'd make for a fun conflict in the film.
I really thought they would lean into that idea. In the first film Freddy mentions how he feels invisable and wishes he had powers like Billy. They touch on the idea that his new-found confidence comes from knowing he is a superhero, yet feels that is all he has making him worth something.
Yeah they needed that and on order to give him a reason they could talk about how transforming can affect his sense of identity and how Fred is becoming a different person and in a bad way potentially.
Wow, Mauler was just not comprehending what Rags was trying to say about "on your tail". WHOOSH
It pains me to see an American correcting a Welshman’s English and the American be right.
@@michaelburbidge5835 Mauler has become the very thing he swore to destroy. HE WAS THE CHOSEN ONE!! IT WAS SAID THAT HE WOULD DESTROY THE IGNORANT NOT JOIN THEM! BRING CORRECTION TO THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!! NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS!
I love the opening line “that was six hours long or it felt like it” looks at the time code six hours thirty two seconds.
I love how at the end when it's time to promote themselves guests are just tired from hours of streaming so they're a bit subdued. "Working on... Stuff. Yeah that's about it..."
Longman you exhaust their longness
I appreciate that James Gunn wants to make a coherent vision, but I just think it's too late. I think the general masses are slowly becoming done with superhero movies. Obviously, we'll see when they release the Superman movie, but they just waited too fucking long. They should've immediately canceled all projects after Justice League bombed and gave it a good 5-10 before rebooting. But they did this bizarre limbo where everything is connected and nothing is. Is Birds of Prey in the same universe as BvS? Is Suicide Squad in the same universe as The Suicide Squad? Is WW84 canon with the first movie? Cause it really doesn't feel like it. 2 of the most popular icons in pop culture. Batman, Superman. This franchise could be worth billions. I'd say that DC has a better cast. But Jesus, they fumbled so embarrassingly hard. Is Aquaman 2 even being released? It is a massive cluster fuck.
Right, too many separate canons going at once and that makes it very hard to become invested in any one movie in particular. It's all the weaknesses of a cinematic universe- a whole bunch of movies and you might get lost if you miss any of them... but none of the strengths, because the canon is so weak that no movie is necessarily certain to matter to any of the others.
It's stupid and short-sighted by people who should have known better, lol
If they make a clean, complete break from the Snyderverse, if the movies going forward are coherent from one to the next, and if the quality is top notch, DC can make a comeback. That said, people are pretty tired of superhero movies, and all will take is one flop early after the reboot for people to tune back out. I’m not holding my breath, but DC could eat Marvel’s lunch if they play their cards just right.
@Thanatos I would kill for a coherent DC universe(made by people that actually like DC). It's my favorite world, and it hurts how terribly they screwed it up.
I'd say it's more the public are done with mediocre/bad superhero films.
What's funny is that somebody (I'm assuming from DC) got this breakdown taken down almost immediately, and it was the moment I saw it disappear from the EFAP page that I knew, "Oh yeah. This movie sucked." I guess silencing criticism just confirms there was ALOT of good criticism.
Thanks, saved me 20$, not that I or anyone else was going to see it.
Fringy's true form in that animal tier list was the highlight of this stream.
Fringy 💚 Birdo
Animan Fringy is cursed.
I hate green people, they remind me of frogs too much...
Timestamp?
Edit: Nvm, I found it.
In your darkest hour, always remember that if Shazam 2 hadn't been made, then this EFAP wouldn't have existed, and Fringy's fanart wouldn't have been displayed for you to enjoy. It's all part of the mysterious tapestry of the universe. This terrible movie was made so that Fringy's mighty tier list could reach our eyeballs.
Don't think I haven't noticed Rags making the QI reference on "the Acropolis where the Parthenon is!"
What DO they say, Stephen?
He's gonna say He's Gonna Say HE'S GONNA SAY HE'SGONNASAY!!!
WHAT DO THEY SAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!?
It's weird how many good superhero movies could come from the ideas in this movie but somehow this movie is really bad. We've got...
1. Superhero wrestles with insecurity due to being a child while having to lead a team and maintain an adult persona
2. Hero's city is trapped in a dome with no way in or out (show people starting to die due to lack of resources, hero realizing their powers can't fix the fact that people are going to die)
3. Calypso's weird power that spreads through sound is turning people into slaves/zombies/whatever. Hero can't fight the people directly but has to stop her to save the world.
4. Bad guy goes to school with the good guy, and the good guy is more of a hero to the world by being a regular human. He befriends the bad guy and changes the way the bad guy thinks instead of just beating his face in as a superhero.
5. The daughters of the gods getting mad at Shazam for stealing their powers and wielding them so friviously. We could EASILY tie this in to the emotional turmoil/imposter syndrome that Shazam has, and maybe even have him giving up the powers temporarily. But after the daughters of Atlas absolutely fuck shit up (either by being evil or by accidentally misusing these abilities) having Billy take them back could both prove his worthiness AND change the daughters' minds - their heritage is being preserved by the humans, not destroyed.
6. The humans have killed the gods, but one of the last gods left alive sides with the humans instead of the avenging gods.
The whole fantasy Greek aesthetic here is totally wasted as well. Wish we could have gotten more interesting stuff done with the idea of "the ruined, dying world of the ancient gods after being wrecked by humans". I also really love unicorns being cast as powerful, magical, ferocious beasts - I just wish they weren't completely lame and underused and thrown on top of a tonally confused superhero movie that's already failing.
This was my thinking as well. Love your points and wish they would have taken the tiny kernals we got and explored them more rather than rushing.
There was nice set up with that early conversation between Mary and Billy. I would have liked to see that explored more. Why was the Billy persona only in the film for maybe ten minutes? His struggle of being worthy to have the abilities, especially having mistakenly unleashed the destruction, could have worked well with his feelings about aging out of the system. It also could explain in part why the Shazam persona is rather immature - Billy sees it as a chance to shed his tough guy persona and be a kid, something he needs to confront.
Would have liked to see more for Freddy as well. In the first film Freddy reveals how much he would have loved to have abilities and feels invisable. His shift into having so much confidence, believing it only is from knowing he is a superhero, and thinking he as a person is still a loser could have been nice to explore more.
Pedro: I'm gonna go... swing my bat.
"Dropped in Philadelphia, wound up in Greece."
That's a hell of a bounce!
Skittles vs M&Ms: Dawn of Rainbow
Round 2
Skittles vs Rags&Rags: Taste of 🐶
Where did you learn to candy? On a Farm!?
Funny thing is this is the second time EFAP's done M&M's vd Skittles.
I think Captain Marvel/Shazam's best portrayals are in animation. Justice League Unlimited and Young Justice season 1 had really good versions of him. They capture his childishness and the wisdom of Solomon and strike the balance between the 2 well.
Solomon’s wisdom seems overrated, I don’t see any high level wisdoms displayed
Hollywood does NOT understand how suspension bridges work. This goes back at least as far as 1998's _Godzilla,_ and probably earlier.
I really love how some of the best conversations in this 6 hour podcast were simply tangentially created by a small premise that happened/related to the movie and had nothing to do with this forgettable movie itself
I actually thought Pedro was enjoying the sports stuff and shirtless guys because he wanted to get into shape, so he wouldn't have to rely on his Shazam form to be so strong. So when he said "I'm gay", it totally hit me out of left field! 🤣
Same.
That actually would have been a good message, why would that be in the clown movie?
That would've been so much better
You know a movie's bad when you accidentally think of something infinitely better than what they did.
No, that's forboten in Hollyweird. Can't have a message about getting fit, because you're supposed to accept yourself at any weight. But then he turns into a hunky boy instead of a chunky boy in his hero form... Mixed messages right there
Honestly after the trainwreck that was Quantumania, this movie was a breath of fresh air seeing as how it had a cast of characters that worked together as a family and actually respected each other despite disagreements, as opposed to the whiney selfish assholes that follow Scott around because the writer thinks Rick and Morty is an accurate depiction of how a family should act
Daily reminder that some people unironically want Rick to be their grandpa...
It was inoffensively inoffensive, which after the MCU constantly shitting the bed it definitely was refreshing.
quantumania is easily better than this film
Sad to say my family is closer to the ‘Rick and Morty’ toxic family than a healthy family. Which is maybe why I didn’t realize how horrible they where to Scott until I rewatched the film and payed attention.
I think they should of gone with a mind-wipe/reset ending... just because it would be funny and fitting since everyone will just forget this movie exists, like thoses other ones... i think there were other ones?
I almost wish for Snyder's unrepentant edge. Since when is it this hard to maintain any particular tone in a superhero movie.
Writer rooms instead of writers that write a coherent script and then other people just touching it up. You'd think that they'd talk to each other to make a consistent script, but maybe it's just how that She-Hulk skit showed it, they just throw ideas around and pat each other on the backs.
@@teddyharvester plus focus groups and audience screenings lead to them whiplashing back and forth between tones
3:39:53 I could’ve sworn Mauler & friends criticized someone for doing just that! The movie has made Mauler a bit loopy!
I have brought up a few contradictions over the years. Guess how that went.
One way they could have resolved the Shazam persona being so immature is the idea that Billy feels free as a superhero to not be the tough guy he presents himself as in real life. I had been hoping with the conversation he and Mary had towards the beginning of this film they were building towards that narrative. It could have been an interesting idea to explore, especially added with his being given the SHAZAM abilities questioned.
Almost 100 EFAPs after Zack Snyder's Justice League
I will not spend any time watching this movie but I could spend hours listening to Rags reading Greek mythology and other random shit he finds on Google.
Not only did I have no idea this was a movie, I thought it was the third, not the second. (Maybe Black Adam had something to do with that idfk).
OK the "Your heart is wise" thing kinda makes me mad as a fan of the comics and stuff. I remember this great episode of Young Justice where Shazam is in charge of the team, and Aqualad is struggling with his place in the team. Billy went all story time and told Aqualad about when he first joined the Justice League as "Captain Marvel". He talked about how he was so intimidated by Batman, and it Shazam to question his own place on the league, but because of the wisdom of Solomon he saw through it. He was able to see that Batman just cared about him and the team, and that he came off really intense and strict on purpose. I'm just trying to say there are more clever ways of conveying "Billy is dumb but wise"
To rephrase the example, Billy was not intelligent enough to know that Batman was Bruce Wayne, but he was wise enough to see through "The Batman" persona to that side of his personality. I think it was well done
@@batmanstrike8287 Honestly, I wish the Wisdom and Courage aspects of turning into Shazam were focused on more in general. They're the most interesting aspects of his powers.
can we get a re-upload version of this with Rags muted?
😢🐶😔
The Unicorn subversion was handled better in Gravity Falls!
You guys were talking about how weird it was for the 6000 year old goddess to shack up with... I think Freddy is 15 or 16? Anyways, you guys said everyone knew it was weird as far back as Twilight, at least. What's unfortunate is that all those Twilight fans have since gotten jobs as Hollywood writers.
"in print its liable" ..poor dude did a spider-man joke and nobody got the reference.
Today I learned the cast loves getting their gums and roofs of their mouths cut up by tiny, sharp, sickly sweet but otherwise tasteless candy shell shards just so they can get the smallest of taste of the blandest, weakest chocolate ever put into a snack.
Worst product placement imo is a movie called Evolution where monsters attack, and they assert that since were carbon based life forms and the monsters are silicon based they need to find their chlorine which leads to them saying Head & Shoulders so it ends with shooting truckloads of shampoo
that movie was a fever dream
I was so confused until I read the end and remembered I actually watched that movie .
Oh I remember not remembering that movie!
Is that really the worst? I think it was fair. It could be any other shampoo, and they fully commited to using it as a weapon, it wasn't just a throwaway insert.
Except maybe for the very final bit where last 2-3 minutes of the movie are a literal ad basically. Could do without that, although it comes off as a meme honestly.
That movie was fun.
5:07:41 Fringy Kai 👊 🐸
Critique First
Critique Hard
Nough Mercy
Sweep the leg Fringy
Sweep the leg.. 🦵🐸
@@sparkypack Now it falls on Rags to learn Miyagi-Do so Efap has balance
Rags said the movie felt like it was 6 hours long and the EFAP winds up being 6 hours long....
The first words of this podcast "This was six hours long"
This EFAP episode is precisely 6:00:32
Beautiful.
It's like poetry, it rhymes.
Halfway through listening to this efap and I must say, I’m having a hard time remembering what happened in the first half.
The fact that Shazam acts more like a manchild than Billy is telling of the lack of care for writing in the DCEU and MCU.
They think being goofy n corny all the time is humor lol
Watch it again it explains why he act likes that.
@Zeke I did. It doesn't. Because the fact that you can't tell me what that is is more than enough.
@@zeke5561 why ?
@@mutalemwananshiku4098 In the form of Billy he is a miserable loser helpless orphan (in the first movie, haven't seen this one yet). However he can have fun, like when he locks the cops in the shop in the beginning, he just does very rarely. In Shazam form he is almost omnipotent, he looks cool, he is famous, so he just enjoys the life he can't have as Billy.
Do they ever address why the heroes don't have the wisdom of Solomon? That should be a magic power in the same way super strength or super speed is. Do they just not have enough exp to unlock that power yet?
If that isn't something you want to deal with, don't keep it as one of the powers. You can write a character that is both wise and stupid, but if that is too difficult, just erase every mention of wisdom of Solomon. Or say that they don't get all the powers right away. The problem doesn't go away by making a joke about how, "They should be smart, but they stupid."
It's because they can only be as intelligent as the average Hollywood scriptwriter, so they've all got to be functional morons.
here is a list of calypsos ability's Immortality: Calypso is immortal, meaning she cannot die from natural causes or age.
Nymph Powers: As a nymph, Calypso has magical abilities related to nature, including the ability to control the weather, summon animals, and heal injuries.
Seduction: Calypso is described as being extremely beautiful and alluring, and she uses her charms to seduce and keep the hero Odysseus on her island.
Witchcraft: Calypso is also said to have powers related to witchcraft, including the ability to cast spells and create illusions.
I'm with Rags on the "literally on their tail" discussion. "On their tail" is a figure of speech. It's figurative.
"I'll be two minutes" is different; it's not a metaphor, it's an _abbreviation_ for "I'll be _arriving in_ 2 minutes" which has only one meaning, and one that _can_ be taken literally.
Before listening to the rest of this, just after the cast of this stream gives their impressions, I want to mention that the director tweeted that he's kind of perplexed by the reception, being that it's now his lowest rated film critically and his highest rated film by audience. He's, apparently, pretty bummed that it got scored low by critics. I'd be more bummed that it's a financial bomb, regardless of what the audience score is, because that means that the audience mostly didn't bother watching it to score it. I know I didn't pay to see either Shazam movie.
EFAP walks in beauty, like the night
Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
And all that’s best of dark and bright
Meet in their aspect and their eyes;
Thus mellowed to that tender light
Which heaven to gaudy day denies.
One shade the more, one ray the less,
Had half impaired the nameless grace
Which waves in every raven tress,
Or softly lightens o’er EFAP's face;
Where thoughts serenely sweet express,
How pure, how dear chat's dwelling-place.
And on Fringy's cheek, o’er on Rags brow,
So soft, so calm, yet eloquent,
The smiles that win, the tints that glow,
But tell of days in goodness spent,
A chat at peace with all below,
A heart whose love is innocent!
Is that a rewritten Shakespeare sonnet?
@@poissonsumac7922 Close! Its by Lord Byron. He was quite a gifted poet.
@@austinwoods466 Oh neat!
Has it been said before, that Zarachy Levy's "strong hero face" really kinda looks like he's struggling to hold in a fart?
Look at the image at around 2:50:00
I know what they wanted it to look like, but I also know what it looks like to me.
Zach only has to hold in farts. He doesn't have to work out for the role. And that's kind of lame.
“Remember when movies were good?”
-Bilbo Baggins
Pepperidge farms remembers...
Jesus Christ it sounds like they spent more time building up the Skittles pay off than building out the character arcs for Billy's imposter syndrome or his brother's homosexuality. Sure glad they spent precious screen time making sure the Skittles were alluded to and not on the character arcs.
It has been 25 episodes since Every Frame was Paused.
Half a year. Fuck a doodle doo
222 - they covered Pillar of Garbage video.
@@user-xx6vy9ri8p Oh yeah, forgot about that one
@@user-xx6vy9ri8p I suppose that one counts.
While I will accept that Shrek 2 is the more famous use of Holding out for a hero, I am a fossil so I remember it more from Short Circuit 2. Why is this song always used in sequels?
A sequels probably has the budget (and studios more willing to bother) to license a song like that.
Listening to a 6 hour stream about a movie >>>> watching the actual movie
20:00 That moment when the horse show for little girls does God of Chaos better
This movie makes me remember how pointless life can be...
I mostly just loved the 3-hour segue into figurative vs literal phrasing.
Seeing stupid things makes me happy, but also sometimes depressed. I kinda like both, gives the live a bit of flavour.
Tail:
Informal. the area directly behind a person in motion; the wake or trail of a person:
"They put a detective on his tail."
"The car behind me was riding my tail far too closely."
...oh wait it's Rags doing his dog bit
You don't precede a figure of speech with "literally" because that explicitly defines that you are not using a figure of speech.
The skittles product placement sounds like they did the product placement bit from the truman show but unironically
The discussion at 2:06:30 reminded me of a scene from End of Watch. These two cops are driving their beat, and they don't have any active calls, so they are going through non-priority dispatch requests to see what options they have. One guy wants to do a few wellness checks (a boring call, which the other guy initially objects to) in the hopes of being attached to serving a high risk warrant later in the day. They don't dwell on it, but it was really interesting to see how those two guys prioritize their time spent helping people.
If I had to choose a candy that was the closest thing to ambrosia it probably wouldn’t be some mass produced candy
pleiades nuts is peak comedy
You know, even as I was watching the first film, I always thought it was lame that the wizard basically kills himself giving Billy his powers without explaining anything. He didn’t even make list of chores to house sit the rock of eternity. Now the gods are in an uprising and there’s a parasitic worm from Venus teaming up with the bad guy from the last movie.
Nice job, idiot.
Great analysis 🎉
The video is 6 hours long and the first line is “6 hours long”.
I will say, as a born-and-raised Pennsylvanian, it was pretty cool to see PA license plates in a big Hollywood movie. :)
Pennsylvania representation. This will save lives.
Wish you guys got a better deal though
I dunno man, if they set a movie this bad in my home state I'd be insulted
@@LaputanMachad They also genocided whole city blocks and didn't address it in the slightest. I guess they hate Pennsylvania.
@@alexandersmatrala7641 If it was in Philly or Pittsburgh, then it was actually pest control.
The Mary Marvel girl was really cute and the Freddie kid did a good job acting. That's all about Shazam
"Figlituravely" on their tail.
When she's manipulating the city....why doesn't Shazam just fly over the buildings?
This movie started off annoying me because the two armored soldiers March in and not only are they not marching in step like the marching sounds would make you think but the sound of the marching steps doesn’t even come close to when either of their feet actually hit the ground - I know this is an issue only to people that were in a color guard in high school but still- and you can tell the one on the left accidentally ran into one of the extras and they didn’t reshoot it
Ooh is rags " outside the acropolis where the Parthenon is " a sneaky QI reference? If so then bravo
Yep. There are two major bridges in Philly. Ben Franklin and Walt Whitman
“God is dead...”
-Bilbo Baggins
Is this stream a April fools joke? I have never heard of Shazam: Fury of the Gods.
3:42:00 This part of the discussion was painful. Mauler (as rare as this is) was just completely wrong about the term 'literally'. And even though Rags made the correct point.....he argued it so freakin poorly. All he had to do was just ask mauler where are these literal tails and what do they look like?
And Mauler might want to pull the ol dictionary back out and look up 'metaphors' and 'figuratively'.
And then Fringy making a comparison between 'literally' and 'exactly'?!?! Those words aren't antinomy's nor synonym's with each other lol. The opposite of 'exact' is 'approximate'. The whole argument lowered everyone's IQ (including mine). And mauler was given a better way to phrase his point with "they were *right* on their tails". Such a simple correction.
You could say it was literally painful
@@alexandersmatrala7641 haha, indeed.
@Bill Clinton Enjoyer Oh but I can...or, at least, I will try.
The Year is 2050. Go to movies, it's the weekly MCU movie. Disney logo on screen. It's phase 12 of the story. Movie starts, Tobey Maguire is in a wheelchair. A burglar comes into his house, steals his Funko Pops. Tobey says "it's peterin time" (this is a reference to the hit 2022 film morbius). Also says "that sounded better in my head." He puts on his mask, the crowd screams until my ears ring. He swings at the man as he's running away. A portal opens and captain Europe steps into the scene. Tobey accidentally swings into him He says "it's all good I have healthcare". Crowd cheers, captain Europe had his own TV show in 2048 and this is a reference to his prostate exam episode in season 6 where he makes the same joke. Tom Holland and Andrew Garfield come through the portal and point at each other, making the funny Spider-Man meme again. They all start jerking each other off as the camera zooms out, revealing the Death Star and the Star Wars theme briefly plays. Crowd cheers again before the screen cuts to black and Darth Vader's laugh plays. Post credit scene shows Thanos reappear, and he says, "I'm coming for you Redditors." Crowd cheers one last time, before news sources are saying this is one of the best movies of all time. Thank you Disney for saving the film industry.
Quran (5:33) - "The punishment of those who wage war against Allah and His messenger and strive to make mischief in the land is only this, that they should be murdered or crucified or their hands and their feet should be cut off on opposite sides or they should be imprisoned; this shall be as a disgrace for them in this world, and in the hereafter they shall have a grievous chastisement."
@@KernwadiIs that from The Hobbit?
@@lordmcsmith yes
Kill me, I don't want to see this future come to pass
@@spartansquid5931 What method of death do you prefer?
I feel like it's weird how I didn't know Lucy Liu was in this movie, even when looking at the posters. There's nothing covering her face, yet I just don't recognize her, even knowing that it's her.
I see the picture at 21 min, and all i can think about is "these outfits look shit". ... also, i always find it funny, when superheros use cars as clubs. Not only are they destroying personal property, these things are also designed to reduce the force of an impact. They are literally an anti weapon. ... Also, to why Billy is more mature than Shazam: Body mass requires nutrients. So every time he turns, his brain gets deprived of energy, lowering his IQ.
3:39:53 Rags is wrong in this instance. That is an acceptable use of the term literally
"Rearrange their guts" was a very poor choice of words
2:04:01 btw the franchise is known as Wild Speed in japan
titles go like that:
Wild Speed
Wild Speedx2
Wild Speedx3 Tokyo Drift
Wild Speed MAX
Wild Speed MEGA MAX
Wild Speed Euro Mission
Wild Speed Sky Mission
Wild Speed Ice Break
Wild Speed/Jetbreak
Wild Speed/Fireboost
Wild Speed/Supercombo
"TLJ" defenders are also locked in a sphere.
I like that Wise King Solomon was the wisest of Digimon.
Can we petition Fringy to use the meme of him as his profile pic for a future Efap (the animal tier list image.
One of my cousins unironically used the term "war games" to describe FPS games yesterday and I couldn't stop laughing.
I think a lot of Hollywood movies to me are crying out for the older days of story telling where they had a single core message to provide to the audience. This way you could get real in depth with that message or theme. Explore multiple different angles of your message from different characters view points. It can still be an action packed or drama filled story but rather than dividing your time and effort on several different themes and core messages focus all your attention on a single theme or point to explore. I'm not saying films can't explore multiple themes or messages but a lot of films feel so thin as if the writer is bouncing from idea to idea from the biggest sugar high before coming down from it and just saying AH! I guess that will do. The fact that myths from over 2000 years ago have better story telling is a bad sign especially when Shazam is directly inspired from them.
Devils advocate here....Billy being a bullied and relatively weak wouldn't have any bravado...he is also characterized as desiring to be rebellious and adventurous but not having the ability or confidence...so when he gets power it goes to his head making him insufferable because he doesn't know how to handle it so he defaults to how he thinks the "cool kids" would act...but not being part of the in crowd he only has passive knowledge of how they act.
To be fair that could only be a defense of the first movie...by the second movie he should be far more acclimated to the idea of having power
Trash.. but you at least tried.
@smd well yeah I never said the movie was good...hence the Devils advocate part...but what I said would make sense
Favorite candy: Ferroro Rocher. Rich, but I do love chocolate and hazelnut.
Uh oh. It sounds like Rags has the smooth-brain Superman take that having an incredibly powerful character is inherently boring.
#1 Why the hell did they make Billy so old in the first movie? He should've been, like, 8-12. They started him out so that he'd barely be a kid by the time they made a second movie. MCU did a better job with Peter Parker starting young.
#2 It's kind of like Billy is how a young person with his characterization and background might act, while Shazam is how someone twice his age that thinks the current younger generation is a bunch of fuck ups acts.
The story is basically the Tom Hanks movie BIG. The difference is supposed to be a kid getting to be a grown up and have a grown up body and (in this case) superpowers. They started Billy out as a teenager. He doesn't need to wish he were grown up. He's already almost there! In BIG, the kid was 12. He hasn't grown into an adult body, yet, he's going through hormonal changes, he doesn't understand responsibility, etc.
In Shazam 1, let alone 2, he's already so close to being an adult. He's not transforming into a grown up. He practically already is grown up. You've already lost his little kid charm. He's transforming into a musclebound body. It's no good. Shazam (Captain Marvel) doesn't work with a teenaged/adult Billy. The concept is designed for him to still be a little kid. This is something that everyone. including Zachary Levi, subconsciously understands and plays to, but it's not the situation they're dealing with, because they started out with Billy already being too old. I think he's supposed to be 14 or 15 in the first movie. That's not terrible, but it's still too old, especially if you ever want a sequel. For Billy's first cinematic appearance, you want a kid that's 12, max, unless you're just going to recast every time.
4:22:59 Play deez nuts!
5:07:16 Fringy gives no mercy