Animals that get the Middle Finger from Childhood
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Music from:
Tower Theme- New super Mario Bros. Wii
Tostarena Ruins- Super Mario Odyssey
Ice Climber- Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
Volcano Underground- New super Mario Bros. Wii
The Hidden Village- Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
Luigi’s Mansion Series Medley- Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
Pikmin World Map- Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Jellyfish Race- Finding Nemo OST
Metropolis- Ratchet&Clank
Hurry!- Super Mario Galaxy 2
Clips Used:
Hippos bully young calf: • Baby Hippo Fights for ...
Ducks make daring jump from nest: • Ducklings Jump from Ne...
Mini Godzilla (marine iguana): / kenzokiren
Cute Baby Harp Seal: • A baby Harp Seal is ap...
Hooded grebes do their dance: • Hooded Grebe courtship...
Stork chick faces brutal reality: • Stork kills chick - A ...
Heron chicks eat baby brother: • Night Heron Swallows S...
Crabs do unspeakable things to baby turtle: • Crabs Feast on Live Ba...
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Even crabs find crabs tasty. What a cruel, delicious fate...
Mr. Krabs: *_“Hnm. So that's what I taste like.”_*
- spongebob
@JohanFaerie
Mr. Krabs : *_“Hnm. So that's what I taste like.”_*
- r/SpongeBob
@@aleksandarvil5718 you could just edit your first reply
..but do they like them buttered...
CRABLICIOUS FATE
nature really out here giving animals "character development"
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"Them younglings gotta pull themselves up by their bootstraps."
-Nature probably
I would call it more of a villain backstory myself.
Turns out all of nature is designed by a man named Gege Akutami
"suffering builds character" 💀
imagine being a scientist investigating shark reproduction and you get your hand bitten by an unborn shark pup, you'd never stick your hand somewhere you can't see again
Truthfully Georges already found about this behavior the prior week but didn't tell anyone to avoid questions about the bitmarks on his penise
Dune pain hole
I've had my fingers sucked on by calves I was pulling out. It's weird. Bite? No thanks!
@@comlitbeta7532whhattt????😢😢 is that true????
@@katiekane5247 Yeah it is strange, but they are like just trying to nurse... the bite *shudders*
That guy who got bit by an embryo while feeling around a pregnant shark's womb... yeah, he definitely put his therapist's kids through college
I wonder how much it hurt, like surely it's not that bad because it was still in the uterus, right?
@bayardkyyako7427 -- I mean... it did successfully kill and eat its siblings, so... if those teeth are sharp enough for *fratricide,* then yeah, they probably hurt a bit.
Now I need to look up what the context of this research project was. I can just imagine sending in that paper to a journal and the editors are incredibly lost.
Some actual Cannibal Corpse type shit. Never could have imagined it.
I'm so curious what the context of this research was that had him fisting a pregnant shark for science lmao
And I thought emperor penguins already had it rough. Imagine your mom's friend losing her kid, so she kidnaps you to raise, but then she gets bored and abandons you in a blizzard. Everything about emperors is hardcore, for better or worse.
Oh the irony.
Yeah, you got that right.
On top of the blizzards, sub zero temperatures, predators, and possibly of starving, yeah, those chicks have it hard.
So messed up.
You forgot the part where she wudnt even try to save you if you were then assaulted and killed by a predator while freezing and starving to death
Sharks got it messed up. Imagine loading into match and your own sibling teamkills you DURING THE LOADING SCREEN!
just get better connection
Sounds like a skill issue honestly.......
It's like when you lag on the loading screen and the moment you enter in-game, you get sniped. The other players just so happened to get there first and set up camp. You were the last embryo to hatch in the uterus.
@@calebdonaldson8770 Not even that it's like booting up the queue to go to the lobby only for some dude to show up and smash your wifi router with a sledgehammer
@@degdeg227 haha yep!
Seeing a Hippo outrun that van will give me nightmares for the rest of my life
meanwhile the attack a couple seconds before
Yeah, that was some crazy shit.
I imagine it making it just in time to the ferry, travel across the ocean and then continue on the same speed to wherever you are watching this video
Hippos are literally just the big kids at school you think move slow but be moving fast asf for no reason.
@@Eye_Exist you joke, but the hippos can chase after you in the water, they water hop off of the bottom of the body of water.
The shark with the cannibalistic embryos is such a scary concept.
Sounds like a plot for a horror game/ movie.
Great body horror movie concept
Sukuna, King of -Curses- Sharks
being born with a killcount
Supposedly, the Biblical Cain and Abel fought in the womb until they came out.
Or was it Esau and Jacob? Either way…
12:24 Perfect add placement.
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Every day I remember just how thankful I am that I am not a Chevy 2024 Silverado 😂
This is comedy gold😂😂😂😂
Your one-liners are epic.
Thank you for the laughter.
I’ve terminal liver cancer that metastasized to my lungs. I’ve been given less than 12 months left to this lifetime.
My motto is…’If you can’t find the humour in your life, no matter how bad things are for you at the moment, you may as well stay at home in bed. You’re not doing anyone any favours being out in public with a grumpy attitude.’
Although I may spend a lot of time weeping, I do so not in anger, frustration nor remorse. No, I do so in gratitude for the many blessings I’ve been gifted in my 61yrs of life.
Laughter and a smile keeps us young at heart.
That’s a horrible thing to experience. But I’m glad that you seem to be turning such a horrible negative into a positive
Thanks for sharing that with everyone, You got 10 months left hope you get the chance to vote in the next election
You sound like a lovely person, and your attitude, even in the midst of what I can only imagine is terrible suffering, is inspiring. The world is a better place just because you've been on it. And even though we might never meet in person on this side, I love you and I'm grateful even just to run into you for a moment in this comment section. Stay strong, my friend. Wishing you so much peace, joy, and love in these last few months. I hope that for however long you've got left, you'll be serene and happy. 🤗💗🕊
If an anime was made about a baby turtle, it’d probably be 10x more interesting than some mainstream anime. That’s a main character making it out of all that, for sure.
I thought that was called Attack on Titan... mb ig.
@@Undomaranel Is this a reference to the Rumbling? Just curious. (Also, aot has a goated storyline.)
@@Paxalogicalit’s so funny. I remembered when AOT was hated on first season…
@@Undomaranellol it literally is the first 3 season of attack on Titan. All to reach the ocean.
AoT is trash
Female hippo: Hey fellas, check out my new son
Male hippos: your what…..
Based hippos
"Wait is that your calf or mine?"
"I don't know but there is only one way to find out."
*one baby shower later*
"There, now there is a zero percent chance any calves of yours survived."
"Dude...not cool."
I read this as "you what" From spongebob
A cannibal flavored snack? Don't mind if I do!!!
@@handroids1981*a gorey video of a baby hippo in multiple hippos mouths simultaneously*
"Yes, nature is cruel. But *we* don't have to be."
-Temple Grandin
A Hoyoverse Honkai star rail add. Thats what i got haha
"Nature may be cruel, but I CAN BE CRUELER!!!"
-Ren Hoëk
@@zackpumpkinhead8882YOU CAN BE CRUELER THAN THAT, JACK
@@LlamasAreFluffy I'm FU&%ING INVINCIBLE!!!
Love that reference and your absolutely right
Turtles be storming them normandy meat grinders like it's 1944.
Nah the soldiers had tanks
That shark pup isn't even born yet and he's playing team deathmatch with his brothers and sisters. Happy family time
More like a free for all rather rhen a team deathmatch
"Hey is friendly fire on?"
"IDK lemme check"
It’s insane how much hippos portrayed as these friendly, pettable creature, but they really got the least chill out of any animal, and I’m not just talking about recent TikTok trends.
I have never heard people call hippos friendly and pettable
@@A_Randomguy_ They mean in media like cartoons and whatnot. Hippos in a lot of media (especially for kids) portrays them as just fat, laid-back fruit eaters (ex: madagascar franchise).
While people individually *don't* call hippos friendly and pettable, media for kids and younger audiences (I don't just mean shows mind you) *do* .
There is an actual Christmas song called "I want a hippopotamus for Christmas" also look at the Madagascar movies in America at least children grow up thinking of hippos as passive herbivores
It's because they look "chubby and harmless". We (for some reason) assume that fat-looking creatures are harmless and even friendly, likely because we assume they can't give a chance like "athletic" animal can. Many don't realize that just because an animal looks like it's fat, doesn't mean it actually is.
@@A_Randomguy_ I feel like most of my life, I've seen them be made out to be chill, as well.
Knowing that there's a Goose called a "Barnacle Goose" and a Barnacle called "Goose Barnacle" scratches an itch in my brain I never knew I had
No wonder once existed a myth if barnacle goose actually born from tree bearing barnacles in the sea (barnacle geese only breed in Northern part of Europe so its make sense if people who living further south from Scandinavia never see nesting barnacle goose and assumed if they born from barnacle)
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There's a reason for the names too. Centuries ago, before we knew about bird migration, Barnacle Geese were thought to spring from Goose Barnacles in a process known as 'spontaneous generation'.
@@Ruffian_Xion The lore goes deep....
there's also deer mouse and mouse deer; another fun fact: the terms for male & female mice & deer are the same, buck for males and doe for females
While being a human is still tough, thank God I wasn’t any of these animals.
You're welcome
Amen
id say being a human is amazing compared to most of nature
Being human is not tough. We are the only species that has time to complain. These other species way to busy trying to not die and live long enough to clap cheeks for the species.
@@Aspencio For real, *many people have NO IDEA how easy we get by comparison.*
"In my non-professional online opinion"
Dude, I learn more about animals from you than I did from school, Nat Geo, Discovery Channel, and my own general "looking things up online" days combined.
You may not be licensed, but you are absolutely a better teacher than any of the pros.
Appreciate you 🤝
I think the same as you
Same here...superb delivery with a lot of dry humor.
For real
Facts, no need to look up info. Our guy delivers 🤘😎
You missed one parenting tactic in particular that can be quite brutal. The American Coot will hatch a full nest of eggs, then proceed to favor the oldest ones while leaving the youngest ones to starve. They will even go as far to kill the younger chicks because they don't want to bother feeding them. Why? Because American Coots are also brood parasites. Other coots will lay eggs in the same nest, and the parents figure that the first chick to hatch is most likely theirs since its the oldest. This is strictly decided by age as well, there was a researcher that swapped the eggs or something in a nest and they still took care of the oldest chicks first.
"MAMA I'M HUNGRY AGAIN" "Really? What a coincidence so am I... Lil Bugbro are you still hungry too?" "N-No mama I think I'll survive til later..." "That's right you will."
😭💀
Speaking of cannibalism, I remember being told in school that cannibalism in nature only happens in crisis situations. But that's not nature, that's human. Cannibalism is common in nature for multiple reasons. It's important not to apply a human view of morality on nature because it can lead to misunderstanding of the truth.
Sometimes we don't even have to be in a crisis situation to partake of the forbidden hamburger, sometimes we just become the crisis situation.
@@Tony-nt5zd Brain switch flip: Never seen walking talking hamburgers before...
Exactly. Animals don’t have the same emotions or morals as humans do. Most of their behaviors are based on survival. We shouldn’t judge them as good or evil when they’re just trying to live another day.
That's why it's so ridiculous for people to compare us to animals, they live a completely different life than us in every way. No human being is born underneath volcanic ash and told from birth to simply "survive", every species has a code of morals and ethics that completely differ from our own, things like cannibalism and 🍇 are so widely common and accepted amongst others beings, unlike us.
Humans and animals are only similar in the fact that we share some DNA, a planet, and some anatomy with each other, aside from that we are nothing alike.
Your point being...?
I remember being a little kid and crying when I saw what male lions will do to cubs that aren't theirs for the first time. It took quite a while to realize that those same cubs, had they grown up, would have been the same way.
I like this channel for the same reason. It takes away the Disneyfied version of the natural world many grow up with so they can see how it actually is: beautiful, awe inspiring and even playful, but brutal, complex, and driven by a need to survive and continue one's line as well as get whatever one can out of life by whatever needs necessary.
Those cubs likely wouldn’t have been the same way. The females are female of course, but most of the males will just die as virgins because they aren’t strong enough to become the alpha.
@@orppranator5230 That's not quite how lions work. A fair number of times, lion males form coalitions (yes, that's the tern) typically ranging from 2-5 in order to improve their chances of successful hunts and to overpower other males, and they share the mating rights.
I might suggest the Count
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episode "The Lions that hunted other lions" here on YT for an interesting case of six extremely strong and aggressive lions in a coalition founding a small empire and wiping out other prides.
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"Spawnkilling before they spawn"
It's an eternity in there...
Jeremy... :[
Emesis Blue moment
5:54 the reason I could never be a nature photographer is of I saw that, I would not be able to resist taking the pup with me. BABY DESERVES BETTER PARENTS
My mother put me on a bus by myself ( I was 11 ) when we lived in Michigan to go down to Texas to live with my uncle... I get down there and find out my uncle passed away two days before I got there... A local police officer takes me in and contacts my mother... Her response was I got rid of him and don't want him back... This is the short and sweet version... Let's just say I'm surprised I lived to see my 15th birthday and even more surprised I lived to see 40...
@@KAT-dg6el Same boat here. when I was a kid my mother was an entitled bitch who went "soon all will be us... or all will be DEAD!" -- she was speaking about how we'd be rich and everyone else would be slaves to us or dead. Worshiped the rich "class" and said "they know how to live our lives better than we do" ... yeah, didn't happen. heh. "motherly love" my ass, that was straight terrorizing anyone that "was not her".
I'm sorry to hear what happened to you. Similar situation happened to both of my grandfathers, but they had it better, because when their people kicked them out, they knew they had to make their way. They didn't show up somewhere expecting at least a roof.
God bless you, and may Karma make your next childhood easier.
😮
sounds like a good first chapter of a memoir that'd make me want to keep reading.
i'm so so sorry. obviously nothing i say will change anything. but you are so strong and you deserved so much better.
Once you hear about how Quokka's, Kangaroos and Wallabies handle their Joey's, you realise just how hardcore Australian animals really are.
Australia is hard mode
When I hear about the animals of Australia I am always reminded when Terry Pratchett had DEATH inquire about the harmless creatures in Fourecks, which was Discworld's version of Australia.
POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?
Finally Death reached up and caught the single sheet of paper.
He read it carefully and then turned it over briefly just in case anything was written on the other side.
“May I?” said Albert. Death handed him the paper.
“‘Some of the sheep."
🤣
with headlines like "Venomous snake found hiding in school toilet cubicle", when I see one of their kids I'm like, aw I hope you're the one in your brood who gets to become a full-fledged Australian, little buddy. Nah, my country's the starting zone in terms of fauna.
@AntoDesormeaux Nawh.! I see a headline like that..I'm thinking..send all kids going to the dumper..with overpowered shocksyicks..and extra tork litter pickers pinchers..!!
@@njivwathomassilavwe2056For real. It was the last wild frontier...still wild. Still hard.
I was so sad watching all this until you said "Baby birds are the potato chips of nature" I had the fastest mood-shift in the west and I'm laughing hysterically.
*Chicken nuggies*
Fetal friendly fire is now a sequence of words that I have thought with my brain and typed with my fingers all because of sand sharks. Thanks, sand sharks!
Yeah but evolutionarily speaking it's pretty good tactic for ensuring you only end up putting the majority of energy into the fastest and strongest recombination.
Despite the theme, I'm happy sand tiger sharks get mentioned. They are criminally underrated, imo, and my favorite sea pupper.
So storks really do drop babies.
Just their own.
😂😂😂
FRFR 😂
Dang..
😂😂😂 daaaamn
frrrr
Honestly just imagine being a baby hippo and then randomly getting eaten by your dad for no reason other than he was a little bit hungry
he was a Hungry Hippo
@@Amberclaudi he was a hungry, hungry hippo
They beat me to it! Hungry Hungry Hippos isn't just a game! 😮
hippos are herbivores so he was just feeling a little sociopathic.
Edit: mostly herbivorous as they have been witness engaging in omnivorous behaviour, so says google.
Hippos don't eat the babies, they just vaporize them so there's less food competition. Hippos kill a lot of animals, sometimes just for fun, but they consume the bodies.
I swear "but don't worry, it gets worse" is becoming this channel's catchphrase
I mean hey, if it ain't broke
don't fix it.
Running the gauntlet isn’t a skill issue💀it’s flat out luck😂
8:56 So storks really DO deliver babies!
A hippo baby shower would definitely be terrifying, especially if everyone is on demon time.
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I went on a school trip to Costa Rica to study sea turtles in high school. In the village we stayed in, there had been a "curfew" of sorts implemented. On nights of the full moon during turtle season, lights had to be out once darkness hit. The turtles had been getting confused by the village's light, so the scientists working there had worked with the people to make this new rule. And since the people there loved their turtles, they were more than willing to oblige.
That is really cool! :D
I also went to Costa Rica for school and it was such a breath of fresh air to see everyday people care about nature like they do and considering how beautiful the country is, I’m glad it’s being protected
Awwwwww that’s so cool! That brings me hope for humanity 🥹
Just imagine being the Sand tiger pup in the other Uterus, thinking you have won only to see your twin from God knows where, kill you off.
friendly fire at its finest
Hey brother, we've won. We're about to be Born
The other shark there can only be one
Sea Turles infancy is literally their equivalent of storming Normandy in D-Day as a newborn.
6:39 The koalas are probably too stupid to think of their own survival which explains why they don't do the "drop the kid" tactic.
The shoebill is a muppet and nothing you can say will convince me otherwise.
More like discount dinosaur creepy Darwinist descendant
You are under arrest! Get your hand out where I can see it! GET YOUR HAND OUT OF THAT STORK!
Looks like the Dark Crystal anatagonists (skek'sis)
Muppet built around a manual post hole digger (I wanted those kinds of shovels to be called something like, short and snappy, but they’re not. They’re called manual post hole diggers.)
Nah, they're feathery machine guns
I owned guppies as a kid, and LET ME TELL YOU
The second you need something called "baby grass" in your tank for when your fish are being born... yeah... those babies go through it
Basically the adults canalize the babies. As a kid, we had to sometimes QUARANTINE guppies that were harassing birthing mothers.
Needless to say, most children learn about death through goldfish, I learned about how surprisingly commonplace eating your young is in the animal kingdom...
So did I, but I've never been told about baby grass, what I did was manually catch each baby as it got born (and fast because I was scared the mom is gonna get to it first) and put them in a separate container. The first one I had birthed around 60. I continued to raise them and their lineage for a few more years. I'm 29 now and haven't had fishes for 15 years, but for some reason I still have regular fish-related nightmares, that's how much they traumatized me.
@@sweetgirl070707 Honestly, we just let nature run its course. Some babies made it to the grass and we raised them
Worse thing that happened was when our snail... um... decided he wanted to be a slug...
Harp seals weaning their young in 12 days is one thing, but that's not even the shortest.
Hooded seals apparently do it in 3!
What I'm getting from this is that on the whole, humans have a remarkably low infant mortality rate.
Yeah, especially now with vaccines and plentiful food. Like, we don't realise that until 70-ish years ago when you had a baby, you didn't always expect them to make it to adulthood. Yeah, expecting your children to all survive is actually a luxury we have now.
But even before that with how human lifespans, reproductive cycles, and pregnancy work it's always been in our best interest to take very good care of our young. Like, we can have 1 baby, maybe 2 on very rare occasions, roughly per year. Except that pregnancy and childbirth take a huge amount of energy and health out of mothers, so the baby-factory method is out of the question. And those harsh pregnancies I just mentioned? Yeah they're also a key reason we can't just grow until we're semi-competent inside mom like other animals; the human body just can't really withstand much more than 9 months.
So that leaves us with 1 utterly helpless baby every couple years or so max, we've gotta raise that thing for years before it's even able to do anything close to feeding itself and if it makes it to adulthood it can live for decades. Thus humanity's gameplan for parenthood was simple: take VERY good care of that baby, keep dad and other family around to make sure mom stays alive while very pregnant and then recovering, and again, do everything you can to get that baby to the point it's grown enough to be capable.
Well... Now. Ppl used to have 8 kids like regularly. Queen Victoria had 8 or 9 even tho she loathed pregnancy.
@@StonedtotheBones13 true, but even then we didn't have litters, just a single child, rarely some twins or more, and despite not having the expectation that all our kids would make it to adulthood we still had far fewer than animals with similar mortality rates.
11:34
"And if you thought all babies were born innocent, check out these baby sharks! Eating each other before they're even born!"
"I was traumatized by 3 words: hippo baby shower" props for mentally surviving such wild thing
That damn squeaky toy sound effect when the baby bird bounced off the cliff gave me one of the most guilt-ridden chuckles ever! 🤭
I swear!!!
Also a good mention is any chick unlucky enough to be spawned in the same nest as a cuckoo nestling. Cuckoos' first instinct is to spawn kill the competition in a nest
rude
They’ll just push the unhatched eggs out if the cuckoo can hatch early enough, which they often do
Love the coconut crab photobombing the xmas island crabs at their bridge -- 4:23 you see it walk from middle of screen to exit right around 4:29.
The Pikmin music as the background music was a perfect choice
3:38 the drink is called a sex on the beach in case anyone was wondering.
Thank you
Ohhh thanks!
I thought it was a Bloody Mary, and things were SO much worse in my mind!
Thanks for explaining. I got distracted by how good the drink looks and wanting to order one but I didn't know the name. Then I thought somehow the crabs having copious amounts of it meant they were out on the beach stealing drinks and getting plastered😂
Ty bro
Those sharks were spawn camping 100's of years before online gaming.
*millions
Just seeing a hippo running at max speed, full sport mode shook me. I already knew most of their insane power but apparently that wasn't even their final form.
Maybe its a good idea if someone creating horror story with hippo/hippo inspired creatures as the main threat
Maybe its a good idea if someone creating horror story with hippo/hippo inspired creatures as the main threat
Man, nothing like nature videos to make me _really_ appreciate having been born as a human.
Bro, you funny as hell. I love this shit. HAHAHA..
He said, "TURD-les might as well be named after all the shit they have to take." I spit my tea all over my monitor, farted hard against my wishes, and had to run to the bathroom. You a god damn fool for that shit, homie.
😂😂
12:04 "Utero-cannibalism" is the most disturbing term i've ever heard
(sounds badass tho)
Reminds me of bestiality. If you didn’t know what it meant it would sound badass
goes hard as a band name
Sukuna be like
Mamadou: "All but one in ten thousand crablets are statistically f*cked"
meanwhile:
0.0001%=1 in 1 million.
I'm one in a crabillion
@@ununun9995And I am one in a krillion.
I've always said that adult seaturtles are like the animal version of a Vietnam veteran
I think I even saw a meme about that
Except they're still in the war... till the day they die...
Bro would break netflix if they gave him a show
7:07 ADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!
Bro... that woman saying that initial "ADAM!"... Pure. Unadulterated. Nostalgia 😂😢😅😂
7:06 ADAM!
Thinking about a turtles' childhood, the name "crush" is WAY too fitting
The “that’s not a smudge” line killed me
Totally got me lol. I was sitting there thinking "that's actually pretty good for only raising one at a-- oh. oh, okay then."
@@littlebear274 it’s also a reference to when he was talking about a jellyfish and said they “can grow up to be 3.3… just a smudge, 33 feet long”
11:45 "it's a special type of spawn killing,when you don't even let them spawn
Another one of note is spiders. On top of the babies eating each other, for some species the mothers have little to no maternal instinct and often see their own babies as convenient little snacks, eating whichever ones are unlucky enough to get caught by her. Ironically, for other species it's the opposite with the mother allowing her hatchlings to eat her alive as their first meal.
4:29 Whisper jump scare. 😂 These videos are legitimately capable of changing my day from “Eff it back to bed,” to “Let’s do it.”
Which is kinda confusing because they’re often really dark. I’m not gonna think about what that implies about me personally. 😅
Iunno loads of ppl get inspired by someone worse off than them. Someone is just animals in this case
61 years old here and I love your videos.
Even my mom loves them.
Education with a great sense of humor delivered at warp speed.
Hang on Doctor McCoy.
Seeing how bad some animals have it, makes me appreciate my own life. My life could've far worse if I was born as one of those animals
The camera doesn't justify the size and speed of a hippo, it is amazing and brown pants inducing at the same time
4:50 Who knew Godzilla had such a dangerous childhood.
that "after all, whats 17 more years!..." had Me LOLing... Nicely done
"Chlamydia Care Bear" Bruh, I swear, you make the funniest analogies with animals.
3:57 - that crab was pregnant
she was eating babies to feed her babies....
Nature, you scary!
@deeya
Mr. Krabs: *“Hnm. So that's what I taste like.”*
@@aleksandarvil5718Nah the krabby patty was just old and dried up!
"Like the world to Ray Charles, it only gets darker." Why, bruh? Why you do this? lol
6:44 hey dude, you like animals I can clearly see that.
So do you know about Natural habitat shorts? Those animal comics that are kind of unhinged? I would love them to see this so that way they can take your scenario of a panda flipping a coin and keeping one of the twins, while murdering the other into one of their comics that would be a hilarious comic and if they don’t make it, I’m gonna make it if that’s OK with you. Well first I have to figure out how to make digital comics…..
Dr: Congratulations mama you have two beautiful baby boys!
Mama panda: O oh oh how wonderful! 😊
( dr gives babies to mom )
Dr: alright I’ll leave you three alone for some bonding time
( leaves the room )
( Mama panda looks at them )
( places them in crib )
Mama: I can’t afford both of ya
( flips coin )
Welp time to go Timmy
( pulls out a pistol )
( cocks it )
The end
8:12 The penguin said No and it meant it😂😂😂
"Like the world to Ray Charles, it only gets darker" lmao you magnificent bastard.
I actually expected Komodo Dragons being mentioned.
Because the only reason why their mother would return after neglecting her kids is for a snack.
Banged my shin on a table to get here
You need a TV show. Awsome as always.
Dying during a loading screen is crazy
"Imagine asking your mum what's for dinner and she takes your head off!" Damn man 😆
NGL came close a couple times. Got kept home more than once due to a handprint on my face; other places clothes can hide the bruises.
@@Undomaranel Dang bro, sorry to hear about that. You don't deserve that. I hope things get better for you.
@@Post-ModernCzechoslovakianWar That was years ago fam, I'm mid 30s now lol. But no, they don't get better. Things just morph in different ways and forgiveness only leaves you open to be hurt again.
@@Undomaranel Well that sucks man. I hope you can get in a place of healing or something else needed. As cliche as that may sound. I'm don't know you, don't relate to your struggles, and I won't pretend that I will. Your life honestly sounds like it's been harder than me. I'm not jealous of what you described.
I just hope you get a good W. Godspeed!
As a pallete cleanser we need a sequel about the best childhoods.
Seconded!
And thirded!
“If you haven’t heard of a grebe before, let this be your introduction”
“Eauungue~”
The shoebill stork is the world’s most threatening muppet
2:43 One of the saddest things I’ve ever seen IRL was when some Canada geese, who must’ve built a nest on top of the warehouse where I saw this, had to guide their three chicks to the ground. The roof of the warehouse was about 20ft off the ground, btw, and surrounded by a cement parking lot. First, the parents flew to the ground and called up to their chicks. The chicks hesitated before jumping to the ground one-by-one. The first two did not land gracefully but got up and walked to their parents. The third one hit the ground and did not get up. The parents walked over to it and stood there for 5 to 10 seconds before walking away, with the other two goslings behind them. When they had walked far enough away, I walked over to the fallen gosling and confirmed that it was dead. I was sad, of course, but would've felt worse if it been maimed and abandoned.
Your facts are interesting and your scripts are top tier. If you can maintain a regular release schedule, in 4 to 6 years you will be the next generation's David Attenborough.
Turtle be like:
I will survive
Father Otters will hold there babies hostage if they don’t get food
There babies? Where babies? 😂😂😂
Seriously though, get your shit together, and stop being such an NPC.
When the geography is casual
When nature is from the hood.
wait until competitive arrives
Causal Violence
Competitive History
@@Xfeum Hostile timeline
2:39 - I feel bad for laughing
"Imagine growing up" - some sea turtle
Daaaammnn homie! I didn't realize how swole you were until the picture at the end. Props
Two tickets to the gun show!
@@YochevedDesigns Ya...I didn't hear him mention anything about any pythons during the video but there are clearly two pretty huge size ones in the picture right before the video ends.
Turtles are like kitkats of the beach. --- I died. You are seriously hilarious!
Finally, a worthy video. Our entertainment shall be LEGENDARY
Well that's good news 7:23 😊
The turtles be getting the McDonald's Happy Meal Drive Through treatment.
Yes my once a month animal trauma
Oh the irony of this coming out one day before my birthday
Happy Birthday!
@@mndiaye_97 thank you our lord and savior
@@mndiaye_97bro you been bulking 💪?
I'm so glad my childhood featured Canadian house hippos and not hippo baby showers.
Its amazing how the lizard knows immediately to haul ass to the rocks to survive! Its hilarious but amazing at the same time.
The barnacle goose be doing the Kratos dive at birth.