Even Famous Black People Are Being Racially Profiled | The Daily Show With Trevor Noah

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  • Ving Rhames reveals that cops confronted him at gunpoint at his own home, the TSA amps up monitoring of U.S. passengers, and a zoo in Egypt disguises a donkey as a zebra.
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Komentáře • 443

  • @johnnytightlips7501
    @johnnytightlips7501 Před 6 lety +354

    You know cause burglars open the door for the police

  • @HopeIsFleeting
    @HopeIsFleeting Před 6 lety +157

    'Which, by the way, is how you say it'. BURN!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 6 lety +363

    We don't have the right to complain about the zebra.... We painted a fake President orange.

  • @amanyyousef4437
    @amanyyousef4437 Před 6 lety +29

    I'm Egyptian and I laughed so hard 😂😂😂

  • @tandilevuyo
    @tandilevuyo Před 6 lety +276

    Zebra. Not Zeebra. Dont name them, if you dont have them😂😂

  • @dropmelon
    @dropmelon Před 6 lety +41

    You know, in my country people can be fined or jailed in some cases for prank calling 999 (911 for my country) and calling this number for trivial things because they're wasting their time.
    When I was younger, I remember seeing an ad where a kid was prank calling this number and his parents were thrown into jail for not teaching their kid to only dial this number in emergency.

  • @mounikakulkarni119
    @mounikakulkarni119 Před 6 lety +109

    I was expecting sometime like "...years later I foundout it was just a ox!?" Man that was a plot twist

  • @GregKeane
    @GregKeane Před 6 lety +20

    i don't think the neighbour didn't know who he was, she was hoping he would get shot

  • @almahdi990
    @almahdi990 Před 6 lety +21

    That dad joke cracked me!

  • @MrMassari1231
    @MrMassari1231 Před 6 lety +253

    What about that suspicious dude going to Somalia...Nah he is cool 😂😂😂

  • @mahadwawenka1893
    @mahadwawenka1893 Před 4 lety +5

    "What about that dude who is going to Somalia,no he is fine he can go". I am Somali that joke really made me laugh

  • @MoodyG
    @MoodyG Před 6 lety +13

    My mom is the General Manager of the public park that that donkey is kept in.. It's not really a Zoo, it's just a small part of the park that's privately rented by an independent investor who brought in a punch of animals for kids entertainment and thought he'd paint a friggin donkey to fool more people into coming to his place to watch the animals he's got to make some more money!

  • @taymaalahmad4554
    @taymaalahmad4554 Před 6 lety +4

    "Look at that magnificent lion" 😂😂😂😂

  • @NDBit
    @NDBit Před 6 lety +10

    The donkey zebra is sort of adorable, though

  • @kathrynwickham280
    @kathrynwickham280 Před 6 lety +13

    I would love to be a fly on the wall when Ving Rhames goes round to see his neighbor.That would be epic.

    • @tenfoldvictory324
      @tenfoldvictory324 Před 6 lety +1

      Big guys are usually very sweet. He would probably be very cordial and respectful.

  • @rochester212
    @rochester212 Před 6 lety +95

    White americans be like: "-This is 911, what is your emergency? -Help ! A strange black guy dressed in a suit is on tv and he talks funny, he`s scaring my wife and the kids are crying. Send help NOW".

    • @dankim19
      @dankim19 Před 6 lety +9

      pongkong Any statistical evidence to back your argument up? Othetwise you're just another racist.

    • @wuramkesvfx
      @wuramkesvfx Před 6 lety +7

      pongkong must be nice to live in fantasy land

  • @patriciaa4451
    @patriciaa4451 Před 6 lety +18

    That cat is fabulous. Work it girl!

  • @y_fam_goeglyd
    @y_fam_goeglyd Před 6 lety +4

    It doesn't matter what subject Trevor talks about, he always nails it! I'm not someone who genuinely laughs out loud, but I can pretty much guarantee it with these clips :-D

  • @Glosh-d
    @Glosh-d Před 5 lety

    Hello 911 someone is about to die😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣omg Trevor gets me laughing all day!

  • @soumeya8437
    @soumeya8437 Před 5 lety +3

    “What about that suspicious guy going to Somalia” “ Oh no he’s cool, he’s cool”
    💀💀

  • @jainck4
    @jainck4 Před 6 lety +6

    This is a perfect monologue thanks Trevor. It's really great and extremely sad to see the inability of people to act with their brains instead of living in a vacuum of fear. How about tighter gun control laws?

  • @debadev2179
    @debadev2179 Před 6 lety +3

    Call the police for the guy breaking in 🤣

  • @AJRestoration
    @AJRestoration Před 6 lety +1

    That is the sad truth of the future.

  • @mamaz1234
    @mamaz1234 Před 5 lety

    I love your show 😂

  • @ShehzorNoufalBT12
    @ShehzorNoufalBT12 Před 6 lety +3

    4:00 What a twist

  • @esperanzasoledadnsueayingo8766

    You are the best with your comments 😂👏🏾

  • @frankisays2much
    @frankisays2much Před 6 lety +377

    And the last letter of the alphabet is pronounced "Zed" not "Zee"!

    • @anurupabhowmick6087
      @anurupabhowmick6087 Před 6 lety +90

      Rafael Lopes who said american english is more widely learned!! All the former british colonies learn british english!!!

    • @HopeIsFleeting
      @HopeIsFleeting Před 6 lety +40

      You mean British English, not English. Also, the colonies favour British English over American English (obviously, they were colonised by the British so it makes sense), but at the end of the day no one really cares, it's just funny to make fun of Yanks over their bastardisation of a language due to their poor understanding of phonetics. For example a quay is pronounced 'key'... Although being an American you may not know what a quay is... My bad. :P

    • @dt6706
      @dt6706 Před 6 lety +50

      Rafael Lopes Yeah, American English more widely learnt when you discount the odd 1billion Indians, 200million Pakistani Bangladeshi and Nigerians. American provincialism at its cutest.

    • @rhysstanley7387
      @rhysstanley7387 Před 6 lety +33

      Deji Toye as someone from New Zealand and travels to Australia we speak british English because it's way better.

    • @paritoshd
      @paritoshd Před 6 lety +8

      Zed's dead, baby.

  • @nunogomes5705
    @nunogomes5705 Před 6 lety +288

    Welcome to AmeriKKKa

    • @nathanshlap
      @nathanshlap Před 6 lety

      That's a Joey Badass thing

    • @NDBit
      @NDBit Před 6 lety +3

      Who is America?

    • @pongkong
      @pongkong Před 6 lety

      nuno gomes they would be treated infinitely worse in any hispanic country you can think of mr gomes... but dont feel bad since asians, arabs, indians are even more racist towards them. But yes hurr durr white people amerikkka, the people that are inarguably the nicest race towards them.

    • @edgehill66
      @edgehill66 Před 6 lety +2

      pongkong
      Stop lying, your racism is genetic, always has been, always will been, that's why you are dying out. Can't live in harmony with the Earth or its people.

    • @ahmedbokhari7048
      @ahmedbokhari7048 Před 5 lety

      nuno gomes welcome Fuckamerica

  • @dtvfan24
    @dtvfan24 Před 6 lety +3

    PSA from TSA, never poop on a plane

  • @fallencolossi
    @fallencolossi Před 5 lety

    The last bit was epic.

  • @Mickiwalk
    @Mickiwalk Před 6 lety +14

    That IS a magnificient lion!

  • @kristoffstoll4668
    @kristoffstoll4668 Před 4 lety

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the lion tho

  • @scotland2569
    @scotland2569 Před 4 lety

    I once burnt my dinner so bad it stole my car 😂😂😂

  • @hasslerism
    @hasslerism Před 6 lety

    Genius u r Trevor !

  • @appleksa643
    @appleksa643 Před 6 lety

    Egypt 😂😂😂

  • @rishabassasin6847
    @rishabassasin6847 Před 5 lety

    I love your Videos buddy

  • @RayRay-yt5pe
    @RayRay-yt5pe Před 4 lety

    I take a lot of caffeine and use the bathroom regularly. Might get arrested 😂.

  • @TheCstar07
    @TheCstar07 Před 6 lety +4

    What conditioner does that "Lion" use?

    • @zinaright
      @zinaright Před 6 lety

      TheCstar07 ask Trump

    • @TheCstar07
      @TheCstar07 Před 6 lety

      Zina Right Why would you wish a conversation with Trump on me? What have I ever done to you?

  • @juliocesargranadosmunoz4684

    We already have donkeys painting as zebras in Tijuana ;)

    • @Carewolf
      @Carewolf Před 6 lety +2

      Ahead of the times...

  • @adityaXsingh
    @adityaXsingh Před 6 lety

    I found out the truth that je wasn't his dad...... That literally killed me...😂😂😂

  • @curryna3
    @curryna3 Před 6 lety

    I've known about air marshals for a while now and I'm not even American! There's always a couple of them on airlines like United and AA usually on long haul flights.

  • @salmanyare2103
    @salmanyare2103 Před 5 lety

    Trevor I really like your show

  • @Dorilana
    @Dorilana Před 6 lety

    I love you Trevor Noah.

  • @debadev2179
    @debadev2179 Před 6 lety

    All jokes aside how scary for him opening your door and someone has a gun to your head hard thing to get over. He is a brilliant actor

  • @tenfoldvictory324
    @tenfoldvictory324 Před 6 lety

    Wigs on housecats. I'm dead.

  • @hennessymedia
    @hennessymedia Před 5 lety

    I love this guy

  • @kunalm15
    @kunalm15 Před 6 lety

    The cat is rocking the Rachel.

  • @ClaireWill71uk
    @ClaireWill71uk Před 6 lety

    In the Sharm hotel zoo, they had guinea pigs they called Rats? Lol

  • @pulltheskymusicgroup4475
    @pulltheskymusicgroup4475 Před 6 lety +5

    This is our future people😂😂😂

  • @tamirahmed7540
    @tamirahmed7540 Před 6 lety

    Remember that Dave Chappelle bit about not calling the police if he ever got robbed? 😂😂

  • @tinokats
    @tinokats Před 6 lety

    Woooow! Look at that lion!😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tinokats
      @tinokats Před 6 lety

      The racial profiling has to stop!

  • @zinaright
    @zinaright Před 6 lety

    Plottwist.. after the police leave, Vince goes to see the neighbour for a chat!!

  • @freeminded2205
    @freeminded2205 Před 6 lety +1

    if i see ving in the dark i scream like a little girl and then he saves me from the dark

  • @val-ou7eq
    @val-ou7eq Před 5 lety

    *gasps* Drops biscuits.

  • @quorra1560
    @quorra1560 Před 4 lety

    911: whats your emergency
    Caller: he's walking away from me. He might be holding a banana

  • @mattschatz4864
    @mattschatz4864 Před 6 lety +3

    Why do you always hear people in the crowd when something funny start to howl and cheer? Like you just need to laugh... No need to cheer on your favorite basketball team..

  • @timelug
    @timelug Před 4 lety

    Love listening to Travor Noah. Its like playing football with him, 1 minit we think that he's drivling forward 2nd mint he pull the ball backward and I'll be trash forward.
    (sorry for bad english)

  • @TJ-hs1qm
    @TJ-hs1qm Před 6 lety

    that Ving Rhames story happened in 2016 btw

  • @frenzy_xhillz1155
    @frenzy_xhillz1155 Před 5 lety +2

    Made a Somalia joke and I’m not even offended 😂

  • @yourcommentmightnotworksop9987

    If it makes a kid smile,then it's worth it...TRUE😊

  • @hiranyajayakody
    @hiranyajayakody Před 6 lety

    No wonder flights are overbooked

  • @thevikingmusketeer9696
    @thevikingmusketeer9696 Před 5 lety +1

    thank you for saying zebra the correct way

  • @angusbangus9159
    @angusbangus9159 Před 6 lety +4

    trevor noah just said its wrong to call the police on ving rhames in his own hom (which obviously it was) and then essentially said 'look at him, he looks like a killer'

    • @DeepBlueMuslim
      @DeepBlueMuslim Před 6 lety +8

      Jamal Roomelon you realise he's a comedian right?

    • @angusbangus9159
      @angusbangus9159 Před 6 lety

      kml yeah obviously im just saying after the starting the story with 'can you believe someone would call the police on him? this is crazy?' to then say 'he looks like a killer' is quite funny

  • @grevberg
    @grevberg Před 6 lety +2

    I have never had any of these problems despite all my flights, I never fly on on American carriers maybe that's the answer.

  • @mrsenstitz
    @mrsenstitz Před 6 lety

    Trevor, Yo da man, dude

  • @eb299
    @eb299 Před 6 lety

    How is confusing someone that fits a description of a crime “I know it was a misunderstanding and not a crime” racial profiling?

  • @321womble
    @321womble Před 6 lety

    Doesn’t paint on equines cause major problems for them? Stops them from breathing through their skin, or sweating or something

  • @yourcommentmightnotworksop9987

    Years later he found he wasn't his dad...SAD.
    GOOGLE tell Siri to tell ALEXA TO PLAY "DESPACITO"

  • @-Black-White-
    @-Black-White- Před 5 lety

    Nice

  • @mushtaqqq
    @mushtaqqq Před 6 lety

    Suspicious dude going to Somalia🤣🤣🤣damn

  • @pragueexpat5106
    @pragueexpat5106 Před 6 lety

    I have low tolerance for heat thus I sweat very easily and hate summer.Now I know to never step foot in a 'Murican airplane..

  • @abdirahmaankoronto2597

    PooopAmerika 🤣🤣

  • @heavenhagos5305
    @heavenhagos5305 Před 5 lety +1

    oh eygpt, nice one

  • @benjaminloh3323
    @benjaminloh3323 Před 5 lety

    For the record, the animal is almost definitely a zebroid. I cant believe most people cant even search and see if a zebra donkey crossbreed exists and just report it as fake, especially a newscaster. (By the way a zebroid is a crossbreed between a zebra and a donkey)

  • @Chas-OTE
    @Chas-OTE Před 6 lety +1

    Wow... That incident is far too similar to the Brooklyn Nine-Nine episode about racial profiling.

    • @Sara-kq8qb
      @Sara-kq8qb Před 6 lety

      Chas O.T.E can you please tell me what episode you are talking about?

  • @atema5320
    @atema5320 Před 6 lety

    People do know that painting animals ruins the animls pores which can lead to complications in body temperature regualtion which can lead to death. Its really sad actually that they mistreat the donkey like that to make a few bucks

  • @alwaysredirect1780
    @alwaysredirect1780 Před 6 lety +2

    Oh, so it's ok to have snapchat filters but it's not ok to paint animals?!

  • @lisajustlee4620
    @lisajustlee4620 Před 5 lety

    hhahahahahahahah the zebra

  • @jai-kk5uu
    @jai-kk5uu Před 4 lety +1

    We can have separated neighborhood if you want.

  • @darthhekt1k22
    @darthhekt1k22 Před 6 lety

    Come on Trevor do a section on Ozil, please man

  • @Grace89_T
    @Grace89_T Před 5 lety

    Hahaha he is so funny

  • @ashwaqmahbubabdi
    @ashwaqmahbubabdi Před 6 lety

    😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @razdabigmak3017
    @razdabigmak3017 Před 6 lety

    Ok the neighbours think I'm selling dope

  • @janeholmes8202
    @janeholmes8202 Před 5 lety

    The U.S. is the best reality show in the world. Land of jokes.

  • @anacarlos5558
    @anacarlos5558 Před 4 lety

    😂

  • @stephjovi
    @stephjovi Před 6 lety

    That thing about his dad not being his dad his weird. He sure doesn't mention that in his book

  • @kasper7203
    @kasper7203 Před 6 lety

    *Begins reporting Trevor to police*

  • @Yesuv_I
    @Yesuv_I Před 4 lety +1

    Well actually am going to Somalia in April, hope TSA mind their business 😂😂😂.

    • @Farhan917
      @Farhan917 Před 4 lety

      We are the pirates of the sea not in the air so we good bruh

  • @alexaaguilar6567
    @alexaaguilar6567 Před 6 lety

    But .. did you really had to give that lion "the Rachel"?

  • @aikanasrulla5840
    @aikanasrulla5840 Před 4 lety

    Michael Jackson was pulled over in the 1980s for driving a Rolls Royce and the policeman who pulled him over thought he stole the car because he was a black man with a Rolls Royce.

  • @mamabellevlogs1123
    @mamabellevlogs1123 Před 5 lety

    I want to sue the person who called the police because I was walking in my neighbourhood.

  • @b0wen11
    @b0wen11 Před 6 lety

    Zonkee, i saw those in Mexico

  • @airwipe1639
    @airwipe1639 Před 6 lety

    I mean isn’t it a bit cruel to paint the donkey lol?

  • @tmaziriri
    @tmaziriri Před 6 lety +1

    Plot twist!

  • @alignmentsixtrading4200

    When common sense is lacking that is where the concern should be.

  • @iwanttowatchyoutubenow

    🤣

  • @sundiatadavidellah871
    @sundiatadavidellah871 Před 5 lety

    That's a magnificent lion

  • @ndb5952
    @ndb5952 Před 4 lety

    😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @binabinhypebeast6815
    @binabinhypebeast6815 Před 5 lety

    Atleast he said Somalia even once i can rest now

  • @Zulfburht
    @Zulfburht Před 6 lety

    there is such thing as a zedonk