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  • čas přidán 13. 09. 2024

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  • @ianbennett1491
    @ianbennett1491 Před 2 lety +153

    Barber thought he was a CUT above the rest.

  • @mouse2hunter
    @mouse2hunter Před 2 lety +102

    The total look of confusion when you said "That's a good gate" was hilarious, and the Kenny Everett look-a-like leaning over to see the gate also. Top work again AB.

  • @anonymator
    @anonymator Před 2 lety +111

    It's always good nowadays for UK auditors to retort 'Wayne Couzens aftermath period' when met with that silly 'terrorists threat day and age' argument.

    • @lordtobe2774
      @lordtobe2774 Před 2 lety +17

      Yep as soon as they mention heightened state of terror.....say yes of you lot murdering and raping the public

    • @lone8869
      @lone8869 Před 2 lety +13

      It should be compulsory to mention it and remind them.

    • @froggydoggy8758
      @froggydoggy8758 Před 2 lety

      Cozens nickname was the rapist, given too him by his colleagues. You cant make this stuff up - these absolute clowns

  • @richardtheeighth4431
    @richardtheeighth4431 Před 2 lety +149

    Sir AB, when "Barber" realised, it wasn't going to win the argument, obtain identification, abuse its powers, and get answers to questions, it was left with no other choice but to "cut" and run" inside the station to seek comfort with a box of donuts.
    Thank you AB for all you do to keep plod in check by asserting your rights to photograph in public to promote freedom of expression as you do so brilliantly in your own thoroughly entertaining, humours and unique way. 😁 ❤ ✊

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  Před 2 lety +9

      Thank You Richard for all Your support 🤛

    • @fintonmainz7845
      @fintonmainz7845 Před 2 lety +6

      They never learn

    • @hmartinspliff
      @hmartinspliff Před 2 lety +11

      7:39 "Quick question. I asked him about his hair and then he said my name is Barber, don't you think that's funny?"
      The other cop doesn't have any hair, I don't think he finds it funny.

    • @richardtheeighth4431
      @richardtheeighth4431 Před 2 lety +3

      @@AuditingBritain 🙏
      🤜❤🤛

    • @richardtheeighth4431
      @richardtheeighth4431 Před 2 lety +2

      @@fintonmainz7845
      It's difficult or damn near impossible for anti-intellectual plod to learn anything.

  • @n49martin
    @n49martin Před 2 lety +55

    Make sure the police don't steal your new phone, they have previous history of doing same.

  • @collinw1353
    @collinw1353 Před 2 lety +20

    The more people like AB stand up to cops BS and unlawful demands is the only way they'll learn that they can't treat the public they work for with such disrespect. Thanks for your work AB.

  • @Luimneachturnal
    @Luimneachturnal Před 2 lety +205

    He was so confident when he brought up "this day and age" like members of parliament being targeted, smugly telling AB to watch the news, but watch how quickly he deflates when AB notes that the big international story of the last few months is a UK police officer abusing his power to kidnap a woman who he brutally rap ed and murdered. He shut his stupid face up then, because he had to either pretend he never heard of it or accept that AB could just as easily use that against trusting or complying with him "in this day and age".

  • @greg55678
    @greg55678 Před 2 lety +76

    Best ‘Yo’ so far, fantastic acoustics!

  • @marygee3209
    @marygee3209 Před 2 lety +90

    He is a joke, he keeps looking at the other bloke thinking, mate you can step in at any point and back me up.

  • @dennisbrinckley4474
    @dennisbrinckley4474 Před 2 lety +34

    Dear AB - I watched this video recently after having received 13 stitches in my face due to skin cancer removal (I live in Australia). I swear that my laughing almost split the stitches. If I do I will send you the bill - haha. I also love your videos so much from the British common law point of view as I am a solicitor. I appreciate that very much. Peace out and love - Dennis

  • @professormcgorgeous
    @professormcgorgeous Před 2 lety +66

    Should have said you are a Gate spotter and you get enjoyment looking at gates 😂😂

    • @DG-wu7ke
      @DG-wu7ke Před 2 lety +2

      Face it AB, lol. You've got Advanced GATEAFOBIA and it is, I'm sorry to say, a terminal strain

  • @martinweiker4311
    @martinweiker4311 Před 2 lety +6

    "With that haircut you're not scaring anybody." Priceless!

  • @patchpepper9354
    @patchpepper9354 Před 2 lety +262

    Anyone else not surprised the slaphead didn't want to talk about haircuts......lol

  • @arkis5453
    @arkis5453 Před 2 lety +18

    MR AB you truly are a masterclass auditor..
    stay safe
    i wish i could do the same in my city or country.
    1312
    Love your channel and thanx a milli for youre teachings
    One Love from Antwerp Belgium

  • @stephenm28
    @stephenm28 Před 2 lety +98

    If he feels threatened by a guy with a camera, he needs to find a job elsewhere. The image of the police is dogshit in the public’s eyes right now & they should be bending over backwards to repair it. They don’t get to choose where you point your camera

    • @tyrantwitness2482
      @tyrantwitness2482 Před 2 lety +9

      Why are you filming police stations? To see if it is true most of the police are A holes ! So far it is proving to be true !

    • @stephenm28
      @stephenm28 Před 2 lety +2

      @@tyrantwitness2482 Exactly!

    • @MikeEves
      @MikeEves Před 2 lety +1

      Absolutely, many of their PR managers have left, no surprise too.

    • @WHU99
      @WHU99 Před 17 dny

      Yeah mate threatened by someone filming the entrance and exits while talking on the phone not dodgy at all. You melon

  • @represent3508
    @represent3508 Před 2 lety +5

    Your are tooooo good at this. BY FAR THE BEST AUDITOR IN THE WORLD AT THE MOMENT!!!!.

  • @letmeoffthisplanet6208
    @letmeoffthisplanet6208 Před 2 lety +80

    Ofcourse we have high security risks at present,it's those in uniform who are the risk.

  • @indysingh6145
    @indysingh6145 Před 2 lety +7

    AB at his best! Not intimidated by the pigs!! Taking the piss while they talk!! And challenging them to do something!! Love your channel AB!!! Keep up the great work!!

  • @leohoogeweg
    @leohoogeweg Před 2 lety +12

    ‘You are talking about my haircut and all sorts of other things, but you don’t answer my questions’ 🤣

  • @-lowdown-4698
    @-lowdown-4698 Před 2 lety +11

    I'v been off work with depression and anxiety and iv gotta say it's nice waking up to your audits, your chilled and give off a good ora which makes the start of the day easier thankyou,
    Ps.... Cancard Edition plz, if you want the info that's in the app that registered users can use if stopped by the police let me know I'll inbox you photoshots on FB, stuff the general public won't get to see as you've got to be registered and your illness, desease is verified by your GP before you can register for the card & the app, Lots would be interested I'd share it on the cancard sites it also might generate alot more subs somebody questioning each police officer/station, cheers love what & how you do✌🏼

    • @tomdude75
      @tomdude75 Před 2 lety

      Hope you are better now

    • @andykod77
      @andykod77 Před 2 lety

      I've been suffering from depression for years but I never missed a days work, thanks for enlightening me I will look into see if I can also get time off.

  • @razorcharlieyacunt
    @razorcharlieyacunt Před 2 lety +78

    “Looking through the gate” It’s a solid gate, unless you have X-ray vision you ain’t seeing through that gate MrHaircut100

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  Před 2 lety +10

      👍

    • @JGmedia18
      @JGmedia18 Před 2 lety +12

      AB needs a drone!😂to see what they’re hiding.

    • @rippawallet
      @rippawallet Před 2 lety +4

      @@JGmedia18 selfie stick will do. Drone might actually cause AB some trouble

    • @guitardan71
      @guitardan71 Před 2 lety +4

      Have a ‘fantastic day’ Mr Haircut100

  • @plumfun6750
    @plumfun6750 Před 2 lety +30

    PS: The official "Terrorist Threat Level" at the time you filmed this, AB, was right in the middle "Substantial"; there are 5 levels of "Threats", from 'not gonna happen, to 'absolutely certain, and right in the middle is 'yeah, could happen, i guess, sure'.
    ..
    The first officer, Barber, is just...stupid. Plain and simple. Stupid. He can't think past what he's told and been trained to think. The fact that he honesly believes that someone looking through the cracks between a gate is "suspicious activity" tells you all you need to know; he's terrified of people in general and honestly believes that terrorists are lurking around ever corner, in every shadow, at every allyway...alll holding cell phones just WAITING to film a police car driving by so they can...er...do something bad. Not sure what...but definitely bad.
    ..
    I still contend, however, that "Section 47" (iirc, I'm not British) needs to have a SPECIFIC addendum that explains to officers that a person taking pictures in public, in broad daylight, making no efforts to hide themselves, is *NOT* reasonable grounds for suspicion of terrorism.

    • @brendandarkside1207
      @brendandarkside1207 Před 2 měsíci

      There was an all forces memo saying just that and there's been legal precedent since too

    • @tittyskillet3413
      @tittyskillet3413 Před měsícem

      @@brendandarkside1207right. Sure has. But the cops are still using photography against the citizens to justify their jobs.

  • @taffytop
    @taffytop Před 2 lety +14

    Imagine being that stressed before you go to work

  • @peterhulbert
    @peterhulbert Před 2 lety +27

    Hi "AB", I have noticed something about your videos that you may have overlooked. I know that you drawn attention to the stupidity and ridiculous Police attitudes but in highlighting that I have noticed something else which is that your amazing videos also emphasise the places, be it City or Town that are 100% visitor unfriendly and this is totally down to the arrogance and bullying of the "Mafia like Police". You visit some beautiful places and the sort of places which should attract tourists but they are all let down by the attitudes and always unfriendly nature of the suspicious Police force. Gone are the days of the friendly Police, they are all big headed bullies with shocking attitudes. Thank goodness that you are never intimidated and stand up to them. Take Care AB and stay safe.

  • @simonb6306
    @simonb6306 Před 2 lety +158

    You have to do a FOR on officers accused of sexual assault for each station you visit. When they say ‘ heightened times’ you can give them a copy of the details and explain how heightened things are.

    • @DunamisStorm
      @DunamisStorm Před 2 lety +3

      FOIR

    • @simonb6306
      @simonb6306 Před 2 lety +5

      @@DunamisStorm that’s the ☝️

    • @simmer484
      @simmer484 Před 2 lety +2

      You don't need to do FOIR for that. Forces publish the details of misconduct hearings on their Web sites. Makes for interesting reading. Many many sexual cases and GDPR breaches.

    • @simonb6306
      @simonb6306 Před 2 lety +1

      @@simmer484 Teall that’s interesting will dig out out local force!

    • @yasminet6355
      @yasminet6355 Před 2 lety +4

      Them saying "heightened times" is a perfect opportunity to say "yes they are, that's why I film police stations, what are you doing to reassure the public".

  • @CharlesVeitch
    @CharlesVeitch Před 2 lety +163

    Very stable zoom in on new phone!

  • @ripvanwincle2258
    @ripvanwincle2258 Před 2 lety +35

    At least he knew when to quit.Nice Audit AB.

  • @sofoclesconfucius8277
    @sofoclesconfucius8277 Před 2 lety +8

    He walked right into it mr Barber!! Conveniently forgetting about police indiscretions in the news

    • @mrr9395
      @mrr9395 Před 7 měsíci

      But he didn't forget about the current climate threat level which he says is in the country

  • @cpasty3450
    @cpasty3450 Před 2 lety +64

    I love the irony of the knife bin being situated directly beneath a police shield that has 3 huge machetes on it.

  • @jimmyriddle4159
    @jimmyriddle4159 Před 2 lety +5

    Love how they’re displaying a logo depicting three big knives, right next to an amnesty bin for knives!!

  • @trebor9711
    @trebor9711 Před 2 lety +29

    "Like your spiky hair!!"
    " My name is DI Barber"
    "Your Kidding me"
    "Yea Yea"
    AB you are Brilliant Bro, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @reklaw3603
    @reklaw3603 Před 2 lety +5

    You have now presented some thought provoking issues inside mr barbers head, the head shaver will be out tonight, well done AB, you are the Master Auditor. Dont encourage others to do what you do, no one could do it better. You are the main man Auditing Britain. What a laugh. 😂

  • @gabrielplattes6253
    @gabrielplattes6253 Před 2 lety +41

    They always look so confused when the usual spiel doesn't seem to work, - & even more so when the tables are are turned... 😂

  • @christianking3915
    @christianking3915 Před 2 lety +6

    Congrats on the 150,000 Subs brother, deserve way more.
    #GOAT 👊

  • @londonderrry
    @londonderrry Před 2 lety +38

    "We are living at a time of heightened alert." When in the last 20 years were we not on "high alert?" If it's always "high", then high is "regular alert."

    • @DanSmithBK
      @DanSmithBK Před 2 lety +3

      A great point, and well made! By the definition of normal, if it never drops from high, then that’s the ‘new normal’! I’m gonna quote that if you don’t mind ;-)

    • @andreasalvia9709
      @andreasalvia9709 Před 2 lety

      All excuses just like this new covid thing

  • @Juls27989
    @Juls27989 Před 2 lety +8

    I felt quite out of breath listening/watching that first policeman going on and on and asking you a thousand questions without taking a breath,he seemed very hyper ... was he on something ? Very wired, & like a wound up toy ? 🤔🤯 " Mr Barbar..... with the silly hair cut ! " 🤣🤣 AB you crack me right up, with your little quips and sayings, and all the while they are always sooo .. serious when you say them which makes it even more funnier ! 😂

  • @nospartsman8901
    @nospartsman8901 Před 2 lety +113

    Every encounter is like a Monty Python skit where the sane one attempts to argue logic. Why are you filming? For matters of public interest, but why? I just told you, How about if I told you my viewers find it interesting how contemptuous police are of the general public

    • @dnbshaggy
      @dnbshaggy Před 2 lety +4

      @@quezxx it wouldnt catch them out then. The act innocent and dumb approach is working well and really shows you who the bad apples are.

    • @vanillasplash6198
      @vanillasplash6198 Před 2 lety

      @@quezxx well said

    • @lonewanderer3456
      @lonewanderer3456 Před 2 lety +2

      @@dnbshaggy Ha! You give them way too much credit. I swear that auditors could state exactly what Collie Flower said and 95% of them would still demonstrate a failure to achieve any sort of decent standard in interacting with the auditor and respecting their and the general public's rights.
      They aren't being caught out, they genuinely believe they are above the public, due to poor recruitment and training practices for decades now.
      Indeed being 'honest' and upfront would help to highlight even more how poor the standards of policing are by taking away the "catch them out" issue.

    • @patthewoodboy
      @patthewoodboy Před 2 lety

      @@lonewanderer3456 well writen

  • @williamheale5162
    @williamheale5162 Před 2 lety +3

    Great audit, he learned a valuable lesson. He's not as powerful as he thought he was. Jus a regular squeaky boot.

  • @timtam6442
    @timtam6442 Před 2 lety +81

    Imagine the irony of the CCTV camera notice on the wall behind Plod

    • @marklittler784
      @marklittler784 Před 2 lety +1

      Yeah their confusing cctv surveillance with filming in public.

    • @olderbutnowiser6701
      @olderbutnowiser6701 Před 2 lety

      Tim, I noticed that as well as well! They can do it to us but don’t like it in return. As if a terrorist would case the joint in such a blatant manner. It’s all so silly.

    • @marklittler784
      @marklittler784 Před 2 lety

      @@olderbutnowiser6701 Yeah they'd probably pat down someone to check if they're a suicide bomber....

  • @Godlyone74
    @Godlyone74 Před 2 lety +4

    You missed the fact they had a knife bin next to the 3 swords of Colchester. 😂

  • @the21stsergeant
    @the21stsergeant Před 2 lety +81

    AB's mission won't be complete until he's bent every copper in the country over a barrel with the law and our civil rights.

  • @TheOnlyIncognito
    @TheOnlyIncognito Před 2 lety +6

    Thank you AB for bringing me daily entertainment

  • @robertroberts3rd265
    @robertroberts3rd265 Před 2 lety +26

    Interesting that MI5 disagree with the DI. The current terror threat is classed as 'substantial'. It was downgraded from 'severe' in February. Substantial is the middle of a 5 level threat matrix

    • @harrys8358
      @harrys8358 Před 2 lety

      Substantial is the UK national threat level which you're referring to. You are of course aware that the Police and MP's have different threat levels issued by JTAC which aren't national but are relevant to Police and MP's.

  • @VadoVoodoo
    @VadoVoodoo Před 2 lety +2

    Discovering his name was 'Barber' was manna from heaven..! Great audit! Thank you.

  • @ronniesealey
    @ronniesealey Před 2 lety +15

    he looked like tin tin after a electric shock 😂😂😂

  • @valkyrie8o884
    @valkyrie8o884 Před 2 lety +2

    Literally binge watching... AB is my new hobby. The interactions are fascinating.

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  Před 2 lety

      🙏🏼

    • @iwannabentley
      @iwannabentley Před 2 lety +1

      I spent Saturday in bed with a hangover and watched nearly every upload.😅😅😅.
      Only stumbled on the channel mid week, didn't even know anything like this was a thing.
      Definitely educated me on police.
      Not sure I'm confident enough to not give my details if asked yet tho.

    • @valkyrie8o884
      @valkyrie8o884 Před 2 lety

      I'm exactly the same.. and it really does fascinate me. I've totally grasped the concept of his intentions. It's in no way wasting police time because he is A. Not doing anything wrong. B. They Always approach him. Its totally a decision the police make. He's said in many videos that its paranoia.. and it is.. cameras film pubic everywhere they go so WHY if you wear a costume do you have the right to stop and ask what you are doing and personal information. I'm so glad I found out about " matters of public interest " also. It will now help me understand more about my rights because sheep do not understand.. if I had big AB balls I'd be out with my camera too. But if police ever stop me.. I'm now mentally ready to stop any unlawful action.

  • @wokeupandsmellthecoffee214
    @wokeupandsmellthecoffee214 Před 2 lety +11

    A great Sunday pick me up watching AB, love you man

  • @4forty6six
    @4forty6six Před rokem +1

    I tell you what the police officers are much more polite than the ones we have over here in Australia

  • @johndavied3448
    @johndavied3448 Před 2 lety +80

    A.B. you get better every day. Mr. barber did not live up to his name. Love from the Cheltenham 6.

  • @anthonymcgoldrick6524
    @anthonymcgoldrick6524 Před 2 lety +1

    😂😂😂😂Love your sarcasm A.B. “With that haircut your not threatening anyone”😂😂😂😂😂

  • @englishchief373
    @englishchief373 Před 2 lety +26

    This country has been on high alert for over 2000 years lol. If it ain't a Roman or a Viking then its Millwall :P

    • @Anonymous-Joker74
      @Anonymous-Joker74 Před 2 lety +1

      😂✋🏼 Millwall…They did a number on Luton

    • @soundazz471
      @soundazz471 Před 2 lety +1

      Millwall lol England’s biggest Joke

  • @Peteski-0
    @Peteski-0 Před 2 lety +1

    Great to see you in my home town AB, as kids we would break into that station while it was being built, !

  • @noncekilla8848
    @noncekilla8848 Před 2 lety +25

    Ab has a very good tactic for getting reactions

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  Před 2 lety +1

      🤫

    • @noahfence2461
      @noahfence2461 Před 2 lety

      What’s that, not being white?

    • @noncekilla8848
      @noncekilla8848 Před 2 lety

      @@AuditingBritain go on AB, big dog in this game👍🏼🔥

    • @noncekilla8848
      @noncekilla8848 Před 2 lety

      @@noahfence2461 being white? Tf you on about weirdo, What is ab blue or green?

    • @noahfence2461
      @noahfence2461 Před 2 lety +1

      @@noncekilla8848 If you don’t understand my comment try reading it again, have another go before you get triggered

  • @enoz.j3506
    @enoz.j3506 Před 2 lety +1

    They dont like it Mr Mannering,wish they were so enthusiastic in protecting the general public as they are protecting there stations.

  • @noncekilla8848
    @noncekilla8848 Před 2 lety +69

    Ab is the best auditor, I don’t like most of the others but AB is very good.

    • @thanksaanderton
      @thanksaanderton Před 2 lety +5

      I haven’t seen another I was able to watch all the way through yet to be honest, they’re either obnoxious for no reason, boring or their editing is bad.

    • @noncekilla8848
      @noncekilla8848 Před 2 lety +2

      @Led Zeppelin thanks mate, look at my two videos, there very 😂

    • @fintonmainz7845
      @fintonmainz7845 Před 2 lety +5

      A lot of them are just idiots roaring and shouting.
      AB is one of the few productive ones.

    • @koolworths
      @koolworths Před 2 lety +3

      Focus Pocus

    • @barnseyb6031
      @barnseyb6031 Před 2 lety +2

      Agreed, watched a fair few in the past but only watch AB now.

  • @durhamrise6207
    @durhamrise6207 Před 2 lety +4

    I love this channel, AB always makes me smile:)

  • @davebeattie498
    @davebeattie498 Před 2 lety +33

    section 43 now is their only port of call , and must be exposed as a misused and abused offront to the public , should be cancelled and any offier abusing it cilvily sued, and reported to IPC,

  • @douglipscomb3002
    @douglipscomb3002 Před rokem +1

    Great big thank you to Britisjh Police for giving all the public so many laughs. Once upon a time it was Candid Camera, now it's Auditing Britain!

  • @groot6830
    @groot6830 Před 2 lety +49

    AB - get a long selfie stick and film over the gate. Mr Barbers hair will fall out 😁😁😁

  • @chriseaton7942
    @chriseaton7942 Před 2 lety +1

    That pip squeak copper got told one time, you are a legend AB not many people got the balls and think on their feet as quick as you do, it boosts the general public not to cower under scrutiny from over zealous law enforcement officers

  • @pluckstevenson..8025
    @pluckstevenson..8025 Před 2 lety +24

    Brilliant you made me belly laugh so funny haircut 100 was dumfounded another great job

  • @AuditingBritain
    @AuditingBritain  Před 2 lety +5

    Yo guys!
    I’ve recently been posting a lot to my Facebook page.
    Feel free to check it out at the link below:
    m.facebook.com/auditingbritainpage?_rdr

    • @dans892
      @dans892 Před 2 lety +1

      Post to CZcams 😢 hate Facebook :(

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  Před 2 lety +1

      @@dans892 of course CZcams is number 1

  • @nobodyanderson4353
    @nobodyanderson4353 Před 2 lety +44

    That hair style is called "High alert".
    It gives the receding hairline a certain direction to enhance the pencil necked wearers authority.
    I bet the bald one was called PC Barnet.

  • @benwest6633
    @benwest6633 Před 2 lety +3

    You were right around the corner from my house! Can't believe I missed my opportunity to see AB in person 😔

  • @alanjones4188
    @alanjones4188 Před 2 lety +29

    We have high concerns about the tax paying public filming us doing absolutely nothing for 99% of the time we are supposed to be working....!

  • @danielclark8094
    @danielclark8094 Před 11 měsíci

    This is the best channel on CZcams! I love your work and sense of humour A B 🙂 onwards and upwards 🤙🤛🙏

  • @david6532
    @david6532 Před 2 lety +131

    he needs to be concerned about his corrupt colleagues on his snapchat group.

  • @tupaj123
    @tupaj123 Před 2 lety +6

    Loving the zoom action AB

  • @sabretooth8056
    @sabretooth8056 Před 2 lety +9

    We all know the police love men hanging out their back entrances.... 👍 👍

  • @joshicrossi6518
    @joshicrossi6518 Před 2 lety +1

    I’m so happy to see your subscriber numbers up to what they are. But tbh I new from the frontage 1st time I subscribed bk when you had 30k you would be big an I just no you’re eventually be massive. Everyone’s that watches will 100% convert to a subscriber they only have to firstly watch! You are an absolute legend and I don’t say that lightly! Keep it up bro and big up!!

  • @mrshelby4412
    @mrshelby4412 Před 2 lety +38

    First one here lol, Where did you get your haircut? “I am pc barber” 🤣

  • @jasonseery4885
    @jasonseery4885 Před 2 lety +12

    You’ve spoken about my hair 😂…. Great as always… thanks for the videos

  • @donaldgevers
    @donaldgevers Před 2 lety +2

    Hello from Canada....Wish you would show more of the area and historical sights while keeping police honest.

  • @silverghost8143
    @silverghost8143 Před 2 lety +76

    Thanks for visiting the station and showing us your interaction . very interesting as always, thanks for putting your self outthere and the time and effort it takes you. stay safe Ab

  • @MrJonny2324
    @MrJonny2324 Před 2 lety +1

    "Police stations are being targeted, MPs are being targeted".
    Lone women must have slipped his mind.

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  Před 2 lety

      Exactly, I didn’t want to go as low as him , I can’t even start to imagine what that young lady went through

    • @MrJonny2324
      @MrJonny2324 Před 2 lety

      @Auditing Britain
      Yeah, I fully understand you're better than that. Just tired of the constant threat to police rubbish. When you look at statistics, you are more likely to die at the hands of police in the UK than you are to terrorists

  • @kevinetheridge7201
    @kevinetheridge7201 Před 2 lety +46

    “Yes we’ve seen the news about the police” well done AB.

  • @Yt2doubleo7
    @Yt2doubleo7 Před 2 lety +2

    The comment about the hair at the start rattled him completely for the rest of the video 😂

  • @poteyes6351
    @poteyes6351 Před 2 lety +35

    AB IS KING 👑

  • @johnrossetti886
    @johnrossetti886 Před rokem

    Love AB he cracks me up. Funnier than politicians

  • @colonialclive
    @colonialclive Před 2 lety +9

    They shut up PDQ when you bring up there corruption!

  • @269gem9
    @269gem9 Před 2 lety

    This one has me howling thank you so much for all you do 💚 “barber” 🤣🤣 love it. #acab

  • @indefence7214
    @indefence7214 Před 2 lety +11

    PC Barber was angry because he failed the audition for the Jedward tribute act and PC Slaphead was speechless because got thrown out as the police football team's goalkeeper because the ball kept passing through his bandy legs!

  • @nonyabusiness999
    @nonyabusiness999 Před 2 lety +1

    Love the fact there's a knife bin outside the entrance yet their logo has 3 blades in it 😆

  • @daleanderin1
    @daleanderin1 Před 2 lety +42

    The 3 swords on their emblem right next to a 'knife bin' oh the irony lol.

    • @powrigan719
      @powrigan719 Před 2 lety +8

      I thought that too!!!! Hehe

    • @agphot1
      @agphot1 Před 2 lety +4

      @@powrigan719 Me too - talk about left hand / right hand !

  • @ihannibal2470
    @ihannibal2470 Před 2 lety +1

    the fact the guy was named barber was hilarious.

  • @johnscott4693
    @johnscott4693 Před 2 lety +35

    Barber Plod: “Looking into a car park is too much for me…now on your way”
    OMG. The way our eyes turn and what we look at have now become a criminal offence!! Shame he didn’t use HIS eyes to read the memo from his Boss instructing him to leave Bloggers alone.
    Remember the basics
    1. Which section of which Act is that? The “Eyes Direction Act” (1877)? The “Looking the wrong way Act” (2022)?
    2. Terrorism? “Officer, kindly define terrorism in this context - what the Law says, the one you’re now quoting.

  • @VinLynch
    @VinLynch Před 2 lety +1

    You should have one of those fold up fishing seats, and when they ask you "What are you doing?" just tell them that "You are fishing" lol

  • @trevorrandom
    @trevorrandom Před 2 lety +6

    He got his hair cut at Curl up and Dye ✂️👍

  • @jimbean2518
    @jimbean2518 Před 2 lety +1

    With a haircut like that, your names Barber… come on 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @steveshepherd2712
    @steveshepherd2712 Před 2 lety +39

    Colchester is very historic city with great castle, having Roman Church next to cop shop they should be used to photography

    • @festusbojangles7027
      @festusbojangles7027 Před 2 lety +1

      F colchester shithole

    • @josephbarker6608
      @josephbarker6608 Před 2 lety

      Historic for what EastEnders retirement home 😂😂😂

    • @steveshepherd2712
      @steveshepherd2712 Před 2 lety +1

      Was hot contender to be capital city, Saxons, Vikings, Romans all arrived on east coast

    • @patthewoodboy
      @patthewoodboy Před 2 lety +3

      Humpty Dumpty was a Cannon that fell off Colchester Castle wall during a battle during the English civil war

    • @steveshepherd2712
      @steveshepherd2712 Před 2 lety

      @@patthewoodboy is that true ? So many nursery rhymes are based on historical events ( mostly the bad stuff) like ring a roses ( bubonic plague) Mary Mary quite contrary ( Mary Queen of Scots awaiting head chopping), Goosey goosey gander ( Cromwell searching for Catholics) 😉

  • @Just-Tony
    @Just-Tony Před 2 lety

    I swear AB has such a fun vibe, he's the only one that would comment on the guys hair and then the guys name ends-up being "barber" 😂😂... What are the chances !?! 😂😂

  • @enzopiraino4903
    @enzopiraino4903 Před 2 lety +49

    The peeping Tom from the window does not look happy seeing you AB 😂😂😂

  • @ascher40
    @ascher40 Před 2 lety +1

    See how he SPOKE LOUDER WHEN HIS MATE CAME AND HE FACED HIM, SO THAT HIS MATE WOULD AUTOMATICALLY GET DRAWN INTO THE CONVERSATION, WITHOUT IT LOOKING LIKE HE WAS ASKING HIM FOR ASSISTANCE.
    They seem to think that everyone that doesn't own a badge, is dumb!

  • @robertstorey7476
    @robertstorey7476 Před 2 lety +32

    Usual attitude of trying to enforce what they would like the law to be rather than what it actually is.

    • @user-kd3rh7kn8p
      @user-kd3rh7kn8p Před 2 lety +2

      Summed it up perfectly 👌

    • @TheBILLANDERSON
      @TheBILLANDERSON Před 2 lety +2

      very good point Robert , and may I add ,,,,,it creates a "culture" (in office) not fit for "purpose"

  • @johno8562
    @johno8562 Před 2 lety +1

    That's priceless spikey hair name Barber 🤣🤣👌

  • @thepontiff7505
    @thepontiff7505 Před 2 lety +24

    imagine how much seething they were doing when they couldnt arrest you for anything... BRILLIANT video again
    AB

  • @Someoldguy69
    @Someoldguy69 Před 2 lety +4

    Butt road. My old stomping ground as a child. That car park was a Roman burial ground and I remember when they excavated it and all the skeletons were exposed. The barracks just up the road is where scenes for Black Adder and Monty Python were filmed…both of which I watched being done.

  • @TheBrawlBox
    @TheBrawlBox Před 2 lety +44

    " It's not unusual to be filmed by anyone." ( Sing along)

    • @obiwannabe7481
      @obiwannabe7481 Před 2 lety +6

      Love Tom Jones

    • @finbar4340
      @finbar4340 Před 2 lety +7

      And yes, i did sing it in my head 😂😂😂

    • @Mossyz.
      @Mossyz. Před 2 lety +5

      I love this comment :)

    • @alexteasdale4599
      @alexteasdale4599 Před 2 lety +5

      @@finbar4340 Same here ahaha..
      loool...

    • @JackMcLeodJr
      @JackMcLeodJr Před 2 lety +6

      I saw the light on the night I fell out my cell window! Oh oh ohhhhhh, oh oh oh!

  • @sandymcghee3328
    @sandymcghee3328 Před 2 lety +1

    Great video AB keep up the good work 👍👌👍👌

  • @reneemarielong6798
    @reneemarielong6798 Před 2 lety +19

    His doo reminds me of the 1980s when girls wore what we called "the great wall of hair" up front like that.