Episode 238 - Thirst Traps at Medieval Times

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  • čas přidán 3. 05. 2022
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Komentáře • 569

  • @robertpatrick3139
    @robertpatrick3139 Před 2 lety +3987

    Someone commented on an old pod, but I’ve gotta bring it back. The next cold open should be Kelsey and Aleena pretending to be Cody and Noel

  • @autothots.rollout
    @autothots.rollout Před 2 lety +2605

    The tension i felt leading up to gabon was akin to an a24 film. Noel's best horror work to date 🇬🇦 🇬🇦 🇬🇦

    • @GabeFenesse
      @GabeFenesse Před 2 lety +12

      Tsuki < Gabon

    • @DarkMuj
      @DarkMuj Před 2 lety +6

      Masterpiece of tension

    • @egg-iv3jl
      @egg-iv3jl Před 2 lety +3

      A24 made the green knight😳

    • @islabee94
      @islabee94 Před 2 lety +1

      Yeah that shit was masterful 😂

  • @keeganz891
    @keeganz891 Před 2 lety +1312

    TEARS FILLED MY EYES the second "Gabon" showed up on the screen

  • @jb3631
    @jb3631 Před 2 lety +2277

    Gabon never gets talked about and finally gets some exposure in the form of a deez nuts joke. I couldn't be more proud of my country.

  • @CJ-cz3hv
    @CJ-cz3hv Před 2 lety +692

    Im pretty high and Noels shiny f*ckin head is making me think of a polished kiwi and i cant stop crying💀

    • @HashmanBez
      @HashmanBez Před 2 lety +29

      I’m high af too this is perfect im dying 😂

    • @islabee94
      @islabee94 Před 2 lety +15

      Im high too and the cold open had me dying

    • @darth6212
      @darth6212 Před rokem +10

      I’m high aswell and the immaculate imagery of the green knight knocked my socks off

    • @yurilopes420
      @yurilopes420 Před rokem +1

      "a polished kiwi"? 😂😂
      so a bald one?

    • @luvviolet937
      @luvviolet937 Před 11 měsíci

      LMAO

  • @champagnemami4044
    @champagnemami4044 Před 2 lety +516

    I worked with a guy who stayed in his medieval character 24/7 but we worked at Chipotle and he was at least 30

    • @tomfarrow6330
      @tomfarrow6330 Před 2 lety +8

      Was there an accent?

    • @champagnemami4044
      @champagnemami4044 Před 2 lety +41

      @@tomfarrow6330 oh babes the accent could not be stopped

    • @potatopotatoeOG
      @potatopotatoeOG Před 2 lety +4

      @@champagnemami4044 💀💀💀ngaze ngambona… I’ll marry that man😂

    • @GoldenCoastGTA
      @GoldenCoastGTA Před rokem +14

      I can figure out his scalp oil to hair ratio just by those words.

    • @jaydom8264
      @jaydom8264 Před rokem +1

      @@GoldenCoastGTA bet you could grease an axel with those locks

  • @oppositealive3966
    @oppositealive3966 Před 2 lety +342

    I just imagine a prince on his horse biting his lip "Art thou not aroused? Is thy pantaloons sodden? Yes? I implore you do bequeath thy pantaloons to my treasure chest."

  • @believeinmatter
    @believeinmatter Před 2 lety +691

    That opening had my palms all sweaty, it could have came from any angle and i still wasn’t ready

  • @myheadisloud
    @myheadisloud Před 2 lety +443

    i worked with the red and white knight on an independent film and he was the quietest, most reserved comanche on set i had a crush on him and when i found his tik tok. i no longer felt the same

  • @moonriverinc7896
    @moonriverinc7896 Před 2 lety +280

    one of my friends (an acting major) is the queen in a medieval times and she absolutely loves it. I think the main employee demographic is theater students, horse people, and people who study stunts/parkour. It seems like good experience for a career in any of those.

  • @einfisch3891
    @einfisch3891 Před 2 lety +409

    Dude cody and noel just walking off after that dude's tiktok was the funniest shit

  • @salo8827
    @salo8827 Před 2 lety +170

    1:04:35 Noel somehow called them renaissance girls, when the time period it’s set in, is literally, Medieval Times 😭😭😭

  • @ashliesuarez7343
    @ashliesuarez7343 Před 2 lety +178

    I’m high as shit cleaning my closet and doing laundry, and I’m listening to y’all joking about this stuff confused but appreciating y’all’s friendship. Chill and funny as shit. makes me appreciate my close friends to be able to just talk shit and chop it up !!!!!! Stay fly !!!!

    • @Syd448
      @Syd448 Před 2 lety +3

      I was cleaning at the beginning too and I was so fxcking confused at first then I could just feel the anxiety of Cody waiting for the joke 😂 it was so funny

  • @oriannaisabella7041
    @oriannaisabella7041 Před 2 lety +124

    I think it’s really funny that Cody and Noel both watched a video about people who pretend to be HORSES… But Cody can’t wrap his mind around sexualizing renaissance and medieval cosplay.

  • @pranshulmalviya
    @pranshulmalviya Před 2 lety +178

    Greatest cold open in the history of podcasts

  • @dager_se
    @dager_se Před 2 lety +275

    I swear Medieval Times is a fever dream event. Shapes, colors, HORSES?!?! Like seriously who was like yeah this is a - business opportunity -

  • @843corbo
    @843corbo Před 2 lety +60

    a sitcom show staring cody and noel, as medieval times employees would be hilarious.

  • @sofialagos9631
    @sofialagos9631 Před 2 lety +42

    WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABT NOELS THERMOS SOUND EFFECT IT WAS FANTASTIC LMFAO

  • @luciavaughan9464
    @luciavaughan9464 Před 2 lety +151

    A Reno 911-style show about medieval times actors would be top tier.

  • @kat3608
    @kat3608 Před 2 lety +48

    I went to the one at myrtle beach when I was 6 or 7. all I remember is being scared to make eye contact with all of the actors because I thought they'd fight me.

  • @suds171
    @suds171 Před 2 lety +37

    Cody: "Are you cosplaying as a deadbeat parent?"
    lmfao

  • @chantalmay8147
    @chantalmay8147 Před rokem +20

    The fact that Noel didn't jump on the "I can see them coming from a mile away" shows true patience imo

  • @ThingsNoOneCaresAbout
    @ThingsNoOneCaresAbout Před 2 lety +160

    that thirst trap was so shocking...i actually had to pause the video because i was choking on my water and had to run to the sink to cough it up

    • @UnleashedRevolver
      @UnleashedRevolver Před 2 lety +30

      the thirst quencher was trapped in the thirst tube by the thirst trap

    • @albertelebeck4334
      @albertelebeck4334 Před 2 lety +10

      my jaw literally still hurts from absolutely dropping that shi

    • @ajjohns6604
      @ajjohns6604 Před 2 lety +3

      Timestamp?

    • @cyberpunkgirl6465
      @cyberpunkgirl6465 Před 2 lety +12

      I COULD NOT BREATHE so much cringe my feet were curling I needed a MINUTE and then cody and noel's reactions made me bust out laughing

    • @cyberpunkgirl6465
      @cyberpunkgirl6465 Před 2 lety +1

      @@ajjohns6604 56:26

  • @keeganz891
    @keeganz891 Před 2 lety +161

    Holy shit pleaase do more with ben and emil!!!! You guys are hilarious together

  • @cf2075
    @cf2075 Před 2 lety +67

    As someone whose lived in Myrtle Beach my whole life, we used to go to Medieval Times on school trips and yes it 1000% WENT OFF. def not historically accurate tho

  • @tomwollweber
    @tomwollweber Před 2 lety +484

    Cody calling NYC a “magical city” is proof of how LA he’s become. As a New Yorker, I curse the stench everyday

    • @jessehammons2816
      @jessehammons2816 Před 2 lety +21

      I visited for a few days and it was a horrible experience

    • @NacrunoCreations
      @NacrunoCreations Před 2 lety +24

      i disagree nyc is awesome

    • @matthewv9169
      @matthewv9169 Před 2 lety +1

      My Family goes back generations there. It is a god forsaken hellscape that spits on the grave of George Washington but if you say one fucking word against it, and you're not from there, I will eviscerate your entire bloodline

    • @garyravinsky3357
      @garyravinsky3357 Před 2 lety +18

      As a New Yorker how do you still smell it?

    • @timmysleftnutsack5075
      @timmysleftnutsack5075 Před 2 lety +30

      I think bc it’s kinda like a lil Europe, like u can walk or take public transportation everywhere unlike Cali

  • @baderalharbi8795
    @baderalharbi8795 Před 2 lety +35

    The Fear Of The Deez now in theaters

  • @thepappi9
    @thepappi9 Před 2 lety +154

    went to medieval times one time late at night, was cool, lots of adults in the crowd and everyone was having a good time tbh, must have been a shit one

    • @rennie8859
      @rennie8859 Před 2 lety +19

      He definitely went to a shit one. It's always been cool. Maybe you just shouldn't go during the day. At night it's almost all adults, getting drunk out of the goblets and going hype for the jousting which was super exciting. I agree the dressage is kinda lame but I don't want to hate on the horses lol

    • @BM-zm1jl
      @BM-zm1jl Před 2 lety +4

      @@rennie8859 he went to one near Knotts berry farm. I went in middle school most memborable part was the dogshit food

  • @GIJaneUSAF
    @GIJaneUSAF Před 2 lety +62

    All I can picture is Brittany Broski's video of her going to a Medieval Show. I'm pretty sure I remember her getting those exact food items as well lol They probably went to the same place tbh

  • @orbit515
    @orbit515 Před 2 lety +15

    i'll never forget when i went to medieval times on a high school trip & when they were doing the falconry bit, the falcon decided to land on one of the rafters and took a shit right on the people sitting below

  • @chhristina
    @chhristina Před 2 lety +22

    So i'm part of that % of people listening from an ipad, I just want to say I use it for the sound quality while i'm doing stuff 10/10 would recommend, it's loud and crisp.

  • @jamies2150
    @jamies2150 Před 2 lety +26

    I was actually the one who checked them in, I’m surprised that he didn’t mention that the girl in the front’s eyes grew as soon as he walked in!😂 I wanna answer/correct everything they said so bad😂

  • @zzenuss
    @zzenuss Před 2 lety +52

    how have i not ever heard of gabon, hardest i've laughed in awhile

  • @DavidWoods255
    @DavidWoods255 Před 2 lety +20

    I don't know that you can beat Malone Brown - you can't beat it, can't be topped, untouchable. Any more? FR it's the best one

  • @isaacwormald
    @isaacwormald Před 2 lety +35

    no one:
    Noel: let me set the stage

  • @lucasfleming3114
    @lucasfleming3114 Před 2 lety +7

    Good for Noel for giving himself the childhood experiences he missed out on, I finally went to Disneyland and it was a really lovely day

  • @dwaynenotjohnson1405
    @dwaynenotjohnson1405 Před 2 lety +21

    I saw this same show in Vegas with my nephews… and there were points in the show where they would have shirtless buff dudes come out and grab all the props, this show is definitely A Giant thirst trap!😂😂😂

    • @dwaynenotjohnson1405
      @dwaynenotjohnson1405 Před 2 lety +4

      And almost all the actors definitely had the same energy as the guy in this episode!😂😂😂

    • @potatopotatoeOG
      @potatopotatoeOG Před 2 lety +2

      @@dwaynenotjohnson1405 I would be caught off guard and distracted from the plot. 100%
      I think that’s the idea tho💀

  • @jenniferruiz8915
    @jenniferruiz8915 Před 2 lety +12

    "this should be a horror movie" the tension and build up I FELT😂😂

  • @sapaulgoogdmen9542
    @sapaulgoogdmen9542 Před 2 lety +25

    Medieval times is a field trip for 4th graders in central Florida

  • @getBLANGED
    @getBLANGED Před 2 lety +6

    This is honestly one of the best TMG podcasts of all time. deserves a place in the pantheon.

  • @SkrStudioss
    @SkrStudioss Před 2 lety +16

    bro the beginning of this had me in TEARS

  • @keungs.
    @keungs. Před 2 lety +95

    imagine if they knew spanish ... spanish has INFINITE 'deez nuts' jokes

  • @queennm4045
    @queennm4045 Před 2 lety +14

    I’m so glad Noel just happened to see the white and red knight, and then finds out the guy has a very big tik tok following

  • @supplyingtheswag2814
    @supplyingtheswag2814 Před 2 lety +26

    Omg you guys and Ben and Emil is gonna be awesome

  • @inessant1559
    @inessant1559 Před rokem +3

    8:07 My soul was never the same after this

  • @sincerityiscary
    @sincerityiscary Před 2 lety +5

    the way noel talks about aleena is really cute

  • @lastenia2243
    @lastenia2243 Před 2 lety +15

    The food be bussin at the Medieval times in Dallas.

  • @skeletonizer9529
    @skeletonizer9529 Před 2 lety +7

    In literal tears over them getting up and leaving 😭😭

  • @thomaspearson2756
    @thomaspearson2756 Před 2 lety +24

    Bro I'm living in a simulation, I have literally never heard of medieval times until today where I booked tickets for me and my sonat the Scottsdale location for next week, I get home and take a nap and then put this podcast on 🤣

  • @MatildaSiegfried
    @MatildaSiegfried Před 2 lety +8

    Y'all's ad reads never hesitate to make me laugh, I'm about to head to MVMT to get that mothers day watch ASAP

  • @BroseidonGamez
    @BroseidonGamez Před 2 lety +30

    A personal hell of every word you say being turned into a deez nuts joke

  • @willleopper2852
    @willleopper2852 Před 2 lety +8

    Myrtle Beach medieval times goes so hard. The people's interactions with the show makes the trip worth it. We also have a pirate show that's even better and bigger

  • @jackswagger6456
    @jackswagger6456 Před 2 lety +11

    Me and my better help therapist discovers we both listen to TMG 😭😭

  • @floridaman3241
    @floridaman3241 Před 2 lety +8

    That cold open had more layers than Inception and The Matrix combined

  • @chloenfurnstahl
    @chloenfurnstahl Před 2 lety +8

    12:48 Cody sounds like a velociraptor when he laughs. Just putting it out there for the world.

  • @benedictt.1050
    @benedictt.1050 Před 2 lety +39

    Just wait until Noel tells Cody about Kenya... 😞

  • @datboihumpty54
    @datboihumpty54 Před 2 lety +6

    Cody saying it’s a magical city instantly brought me back to react with chat😭😭

  • @cherry140
    @cherry140 Před 2 lety +20

    wow loved the intro beautiful execution

  • @alfayankee777
    @alfayankee777 Před 2 lety +15

    I met Steven Tyler at the airport in Salt Lake City Utah when I was 19 and he didn’t want a picture when I asked him but we did talk for 20 minutes. He was hella nice tho and his body guards were basically standing on my shoulders with how close they were lmao

  • @kingbiscuit15
    @kingbiscuit15 Před 2 lety +5

    I drove by the Medieval Times in Dallas a couple months ago and this performer is just walking around in the backlot with a fucking falcon

  • @Feedbackjem
    @Feedbackjem Před 2 lety +37

    Thank you so much for the Ben and Emil monthly episode the four of you is so fucking good

  • @andreajoan7193
    @andreajoan7193 Před 2 lety +4

    my palms were literally sweating the first 4 and half minutes of this. Not sure I can go through that again.

  • @meo4053
    @meo4053 Před 2 lety +8

    went down a rabbit hole on this guy and this is actually one of his captions on instagram lmao: "Y'know lately i've been looking into something that's kinda weird. it's called a mirror, and it's really great for self reflecting. Have any of you realized yet that I love covering myself in leather accessories? I've been doing it for years, and it's so odd when I think back to how I was so self conscious about wearing a single leather cuff or what not. Now I take regular trips to stores in full armor and such just for fun."

  • @kayleahshiland5189
    @kayleahshiland5189 Před 2 lety +8

    Myrtle beach medieval times is the highlight of family trips to the beach😤

  • @camicees
    @camicees Před 2 lety +1

    “Oh and also I met Gala” killed me

  • @nattyrudd3279
    @nattyrudd3279 Před 2 lety +7

    ahhh omg brand new special with bun and email i’m crying and throwing up

  • @unoriginalchinwag8688
    @unoriginalchinwag8688 Před rokem +2

    This is my favorite intro of all the episodes.

  • @bryanjones8214
    @bryanjones8214 Před 2 lety +5

    Cody playin footsie with his AF1 at 9:03 lmaooo

  • @jaadeybaabey55
    @jaadeybaabey55 Před 2 lety +22

    SEE THESE MEN ARE DIFFERENT.
    THESE MEN LISTEN. THANK YOU FOR THE 8 BALL SPECIAL! We love that math

  • @davidheal2817
    @davidheal2817 Před 2 lety +44

    Very early, doesn’t feel right

  • @seewilder1576
    @seewilder1576 Před 2 lety +3

    I cannot wait for the monthly special. The 4 of y’all are too funny

  • @miiaella04
    @miiaella04 Před rokem +3

    As a Gabonese who hadn't known of Oklo beforehand, I'm giving Noel a stamp of approval for that one 💀💯

  • @DooderKing
    @DooderKing Před 2 lety +23

    There’s a casino in Las Vegas called Excalibur, and there is a medieval times in the basement.
    I went to Las Vegas several years ago as a minor to visit some family, said family was making some pretty good money so they wanted to take us to Excalibur which is a very adult casino there. if my memory serves me correctly, while I wasn’t allowed to gamble or even be inside the casino, they did let me walk straight through this roped area and into this downstairs area, it’s pretty much exactly like Noel described, but better.
    Everything was just, underground?
    I’m surprised I have never heard of medieval times, because I love history and shit which is the reason we went in the first place, I was a kid and they were doing a show. And I even remember having fun.
    Maybe it’s because I was a kid at the time, but everything at Excalibur was exactly like Noel described just better. The food was decent, though you did have to eat with your hands, and the action was great plus pyrotechnics. Lots of cool flashy stuff to keep it entertaining with giant ass beautiful Clydesdales. It feels like a fever dream after all these years, I swear I went underground, I don’t know why I would think that.
    I’d love to go again now that I can gamble if it ends up being a shit show.

  • @cartoonydude707
    @cartoonydude707 Před 2 lety +13

    How Noel didn’t make a “baby dragon deez nuts” joke is beyond me.

  • @yuanfei46
    @yuanfei46 Před 2 lety +6

    bad food at medieval times, historically accurate when u think about it

  • @alecia-gott
    @alecia-gott Před rokem +2

    my chicago native ass laughing hysterically when noel said, “there’s one in schaumburg! of course there’s one in schaumburg!” LMAOOOOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THATTTT

  • @madisonoshea849
    @madisonoshea849 Před 2 lety +4

    i work at medieval times and i cannot wait to hear about noel’s experience

  • @liontoyou9518
    @liontoyou9518 Před 2 lety

    Omg a show with all four of y’all I’m so excited thank you guys!!!!!!!!!

  • @nicktgreen
    @nicktgreen Před 2 lety +1

    i swear the episodes just get better week after week

  • @jenniferruiz8915
    @jenniferruiz8915 Před 2 lety

    a new monthly special with all four of you LETS GOOOOOO😩

  • @victormonreal2987
    @victormonreal2987 Před 2 lety +15

    Great way to destress after finals

  • @lavendersaltz
    @lavendersaltz Před 2 lety +3

    41:04 that screech by Cody actually made me cry

  • @christophewells3918
    @christophewells3918 Před 2 lety +3

    Cody - "How do we do this as a humanity" 😂

  • @kaden1364
    @kaden1364 Před 2 lety

    I love the special episode idea with Ben and Emil! Love them with you both so much!

  • @okaywell
    @okaywell Před 2 lety +4

    im so pumped for 8 ball special oml

  • @kvn_hkm
    @kvn_hkm Před 2 lety +3

    I feel you Cody with the POV thing ... pissing me off so much lol

  • @YBCRAZY
    @YBCRAZY Před 2 lety +11

    this open might be my favorite because i CONSTANTLY get my friend with deez nuts jokes and this is how i feel every fucking time im ready to get him!

  • @thursdaygoirl
    @thursdaygoirl Před 2 lety +7

    If anyone hasn’t seen the video where Brittany Broski goes to Medieval Times drunk, I highly recommend.

  • @donkeydonut7358
    @donkeydonut7358 Před 2 lety +4

    That roasted chicken and tomato soup sounds just like what you gonna get for a dinner visiting your slavic grandma

  • @calebkdesign
    @calebkdesign Před 2 lety +6

    I feel bad not watching on YT but I love the site too much! Still will always get a like and I leave it running in another tab to feed the algorithm ✌️❤️

  • @DarkMuj
    @DarkMuj Před 2 lety +1

    Banger of an episode. I really rate it when Noel goes hard on the painful observations of desperate normies. Reminds me of the Uncle Nole character skits. Big up from the UK!

  • @PissWhistle
    @PissWhistle Před 2 lety +5

    I’m dying laughing at this whole EP love it 😂

  • @Ronin_fxd
    @Ronin_fxd Před 2 lety +3

    More knight content! I can't stop laughing at the thought of the falcon dapping up the homie as he escapes. Hands down top 3 episode for me boys

  • @willow3410
    @willow3410 Před 2 lety +12

    What’s up little ding dong men

  • @minoyd
    @minoyd Před 2 lety

    I needed this distraction today, thanks boys

  • @wdxawwacawc6910
    @wdxawwacawc6910 Před 2 lety +8

    Cody talking about New York is the most Valley girl shit he's ever said

  • @arberaga9781
    @arberaga9781 Před 2 lety +1

    That opening was worthy of an instantaneous like

  • @Adrianathought
    @Adrianathought Před 2 lety

    Wow greats news!! I am excited for the special

  • @alexnatsuko
    @alexnatsuko Před 2 lety

    can agree- the medieval times in myrtle beach is absolutely insane. it gets *packed*.

  • @ambervanniekerk2297
    @ambervanniekerk2297 Před 2 lety

    Dude Cody playing with his shoes is probably the most entertaining thing!